Futurama - 30 Random Jokes to get You through September

[@vaskikissa]

"to shreds you say" will always be my favourite gag from Futurama

[@Gestrid]

And his wife?

[@edwardoedwardo9905]

@@Gestrid To shreds you say...

[@slidey1788]

No fair, you changed the result by observing it!

[@dishmeup]

Mines the passenger time slower device but im a massive stoner so yea

[@tyelerhiggins300]

As a kid, I didn't realize that she was emotionally torn to shreds. I thought she was also literally torn to shreds.

[@Azikiel2602]

“It’s like sex except I’m having it!” I really felt that one.

[@noahkarpinski1824]

Haha. Haha Ha

[@makar_on]

Unlike a touch of a woman

[@jamiehughes5573]

With today's cancel culture that's kind of a bad thing

[@Azikiel2602]

@@makar_on yeah, that’s the joke…

[@makar_on]

@@Azikiel2602 you're the joke

[@rhodiumthunderbird]

"Wingus, Dingus, Listen up" Gets me every time

[@endemon1822]

Anmen my brother in croydon

[@thefinewino]

I call my cats that now 🤣

[@toonlinkthelegendaryheroof901]

"W H O ' S R E A D Y T O C R E A M ?" - Ethan (Markiplier makes Crème Brulé)

[@RepublicOfUs]

@@toonlinkthelegendaryheroof901 Goddamnit, the chances of me running into somebody who *also* associates those names with that one specific Markiplier Makes video, and thinks about that line Ethan says way too often must be astronomically low, but somehow it happened. I hope you're happy, buster.

[@toonlinkthelegendaryheroof901]

@@RepublicOfUs Futurama season 4 episode 14 title card: YOU CAN'T PROVE IT WON'T HAPPEN

[@smalwex]

Death by snu-snu was an awakening to a lot of people large women, then the petite women, then the large women again

[@althelor]

I blame that episode entirely for my generation's love of large buff women who can crush our heads between their thighs.

[@jaysonraphaelmurdock8812]

😂

[@supersonicguru1]

@@althelor it never went away, it's still around, just not looking in the right place(s)

[@toonlinkthelegendaryheroof901]

you forgot the first set of beautiful women. but eh, it doesn't really matter.

[@ereynolds72]

@@althelor rhea ripley owes her success to that episode

[@zakbax7259]

“If only I’d programmed the robot to be more careful what I wished for! Robot, experience this tragic irony for me!” “NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!”

[@pelhamtp1]

Ahhhhhhh Love this one.

[@gremlinwc8996]

I wasn't a twilight zone fan when I watched futurama but looking back on it now they did their references so well

[@fruitferret7448]

“What are you, gay?” Is one of my favorite lines in the whole show

[@furionmax7824]

I like how the running joke in this series was always that Zoidberg is one of the most brilliant doctors in the show. Yet he knows next to nothing about the human anatomy

[@thebananamelon5065]

“My doctorate is in art history”

[@lilithadams1156]

They've stated in the show that he's a very good alien doctor, & that the crews mistake is being human. Lol

[@soconoha]

@@lilithadams1156 i believe Zoidberg mentioned that himself.

[@MalekitGJ]

Like every doctor.

[@ChthonianDreams]

He's out of his field with human biology. He's good with other species.

[@SpiderGeometry]

2:28 "How 'bout these cookies, sugar?" is ludicrously funny.

[@kaiseralbrecht6099]

He did do the nasty in the pasty

[@typacsk]

Fry's grandma could get it

[@Tigerman1138]

I always loved “That thing she wears on her wrist” 03:14

[@LuizOMenudo]

Never actually thought about it and now i'm dying listening her saying it out loud

[@Tigerman1138]

@@LuizOMenudo Yeah. That is the official name.

[@astra1288]

i appreciate you giving us the double gag with the new jersey joke AND to shreds

[@Sowilo-Dagaz]

"With my last breath, I curse Zoidberg!"🤣

[@zakbax7259]

“Where is the device that lets you speed or slow the passage of time?” “Under the seat.”

[@BasicShapes]

I love that Hermes immediately reacts, and is the only one to react

[@cytoid7062]

@@BasicShapes He's likely the only one that knows what the object is, lol

[@BasicShapes]

@@cytoid7062 Exactly lol

[@Tigerman1138]

Nothing beats a good “hover bridge” to drive your Hippe 🚌 over.

[@CallMeMimi27]

@@BasicShapes Mr Space Potato Man Sapbe

[@stormhawkdude]

As someone who lives in LA, That joke never fails to make me laugh no matter how many times I hear it

[@SparnaOfYomi]

You have my condolences

[@CallMeMimi27]

"he just won't stop with the social comentary"

[@ProfoundKrab]

You must have the strongest genes to be able to survive that place

[@petezah2686]

"how 'bout these cookies, sugar?" *proceeds to reveal pointy 1940's brassiere*

[@kyrroti]

Either this is an especially good compilation, or Futurama is somehow even better than I remember it.

[@mx.viscera2247]

It was def funnier the second time I watched it idk why

[@mrmagpie6684]

@@mx.viscera2247 I think we age and our culture ages with us. KOTH would have flown over my head as a kid, but now it's literally perfect humor for me.

[@hani6364]

Both are true

[@themetalorian2268]

That’s the neat thing, it’s both.

[@speedingAtI94]

It was written a bunch of mathematicians. The jokes are layered on top of each other. It takes time to digest them properly.

[@kobiemelverton2231]

wingus and dingus is a top 3 futurama joke and you can't change my mind

[@Mister-Red]

"If only they had built it with 600 and one halls!"

[@StarkIller-df7gw]

Yep!

[@natej1026]

This show was genuinely ahead of its time is multiple ways and I'll never put another show above it.

[@calorkai]

Yeah, by about 1000 years

[@SoarLong]

@@calorkai

[@Aryan_homophobe]

I just love how people of LA desided not to wait until the year 3000 to make their home a living hell and started early.

[@aldiz1298]

they actually have already started 30 years ago.

[@christianheichel]

They must have defunded the police

[@Redscarlet70]

I'm really liking the transitions between jokes. Keep up the good work.

[@ipraytovodka]

is this a spam bot? i keep seeing these same comments on multiple videos by different ppl

[@LJLMETAL]

"Wingus, Dingus; Listen Up." LOL!

[@beardedgreek9069]

Alright, I've finished the video.. And what of the rest of the month? ..to shreds you say..

[@_Devil]

That Los Aneglas social commentary gag was absolutely fucking hilarious. I didnt realize just how accurate it was until I got older lmao

[@thunderfox53]

"Time to get jolly on your asses" as always been a favorite quote of mine

[@pelhamtp1]

I love how zoidberg is bouncing on his pogo stick in the background

[@ColocasiaCorm]

Naughty asses

[@lordhawkridge4116]

"Where's the device that let's you speed or slow the passage of time" "Under the seat!"

[@1down4upworkshop61]

..."With my last breath, I curse Zoidburg" is going on my tombstone LOL

[@danielgallagher2612]

You always seem to fit in more than one joke for each day.

[@CodeNameX001]

Farnsworth: Sad, sad, terrible, GRUESOME news about my colleague, Dr. Mbutu. Leela: Was his apartment rent-controlled?

[@MircomFan]

Today's world in a nutshell lmao

[@Shroomluck]

5:10 Hermes knew what that device was ha

[@makhauser42]

Even though I really love this show and miss it, still don't want it revived, it had such a perfect ending to loop into the Pilot, worried it might be a flop. Oh well, we shall see. Thanks for the video

[@stoneraptor6219]

I think the idea with the revival isn’t to change the ending, but just get some more in between stuff

[@DarkPhoenixMishima]

I rewatched the ending, it seems like it was only meant to loop back to the beginning of the episode as the Professor mentions it was only to the moment he made the time button.

[@makhauser42]

@@DarkPhoenixMishima, yes, I know. Is just how it feels. "Wanna go around again?" - and you can start from the first episode again. IIRC that was how the original network did on the premiere

[@makhauser42]

@@stoneraptor6219, hopefully. And hopefully they won't just make it jyst to meke. All other "final episodes" were still good, and they kept the level

[@megafrank]

@@DarkPhoenixMishima did you think then they are stuck in a never ending loop as l think they would not remember what happen and the event of the episode would play out the same

[@jembozaba4864]

1:30 That's some nice voice acting by Calculon there.

[@janosrock]

7:07 i swear to god, it's been years and i still haven't forgiven you for that, Futurama

[@Virtualweakness]

They're like sex except I'm having them. One of my favorite lines.

[@nikbol43below]

0:50 "He was then transferred to a better hospital, where his condition was upgraded to alive".

[@kennethmiller3802]

.. baby....wait, you haven't shown me your surprise

[@siravyaverageyoutuber5802]

0:40 that was an absolute double whammy, 2 good jokes in the span of 10 seconds

[@smorris12]

Argh. 8 hours into September and I've run out of this video!

[@Moochie420_]

I’ve watched this show so many times threw and it still cracks me up 😂

[@sinovagen]

I so look forward to these every month. Thank you.

[@zakbax7259]

“I’m still in med-peril, you CLODS!”

[@King-Maelstrom-the-Esoteric]

"Not dead. The other thing." -Best Dr. Zoidberg

[@paradox...]

6:00 "Baby wait! You didn't show me your surprise!" bro I'm dying 😆

[@GrievousReborn]

I'm sad that the only got John Goodman to voice robot Santa for one episode John DiMaggio does the rest of them

[@CrookiNari]

Probably would have been too expensive to have him on repeatedly. Even Dan Castellaneta was too expensive for Robot Devil that one episode where he literally only had one line.

[@GrayD_Fox]

I knew he sounded familiar

[@lilithadams1156]

I always look forward to these. Thanks man

[@nicks1451]

3:04 I will never not find it amusing that they blatantly referenced the Brittany Spears “Baby One More Time” album cover

[@AtheistOrphan]

‘Dead, in her bathtub’

[@aabram7737]

“Wingus. Dingus. Listen up.” Finally a new opener for conversation.

[@SamuelBlack84]

I'm not getting anywhere with mine "Whose up for a snog, then?" 😂

[@theduke7539]

"These cookies sugar" I know I shouldnt, I REALLY shouldnt. buuuutt....

[@SamuelBlack84]

But snu snu

[@jhubeJELLO]

The youtube algorithm knew i needed your compilations right now, thank you for your hard work!

[@Yasuda9000]

Professor Farnsworth: I'm still in mid-peril, you clods!

[@androiddolphin4812]

Watching one joke everyday till the end of September. Halfway through! Idk how I'd make it to the end without this video, thank you

[@terrance3218]

The "Time to get jolly on your naughty asses!" gets me every single time! LMFAO

[@hulioortiz6988]

0:24 As a New Yorker I just want to say this is the approach we all take towards being in New Jersey

[@terrakaion]

“And what’s your scientific basis for thinking that?” “I’m twelve.”

[@alesmasarik4578]

In september, 30 jokes arent enought

[@ultgamercw6759]

Hopefully the new series will give us many more jokes to get us through the months.

[@comment-chan8750]

New series?

[@ultgamercw6759]

@@comment-chan8750 They are making a new season of the show.

[@faelarheal-leaf8157]

@@ultgamercw6759 Oh what?! How come I never heard of this, got any articles talking about it?

[@mewpewsy]

@@faelarheal-leaf8157 it really shouldn't be hard to use Google...

[@ultgamercw6759]

@@faelarheal-leaf8157 it's coming next year apparently. There was a huge uproar not long about about benders Voice actor getting changed but it's been sorted out and he's now returning to his role. We don't have a trailer yet but we know it's likely coming to Disney plus due to the buyout of fox. They also have titles that are leaked from the episodes that hint as to what we can expect.

[@DaveWraptastic]

Fry's grandma lowkey a babe yo

[@timtheskeptic1147]

I love that Zapp's plant to trick Lur with the orangutan almost worked.

[@DaniSlot]

"wingus, dingus, listen up" 😂

[@dragons_hook]

Jamie: There's always Hoboken. Coop: Yeeaaah, but that's Hoboken... NJ jokes never get old! Lol

[@johndiddilyjoe6258]

That New Jersey joke and follow up always gets me

[@thegaspoweredjohnnyjohn3972]

1:57 Amy's so polite about it, but it's still funny how angry she is that she's been doing nothing for a while

[@HighRiseFlyin]

"To death. .by snu snu!" "Yay!! Woo hoo!!!" "Ohh 😰" "What are you, gay?!" 😂😂😂😂😂

[@IN-tm8mw]

2:58 I always wondered if Windy was outside of the temporal displacement field watching a news report about herself and could avoid the fate or would watching it have caused it. Actions inside continue onward caused by actions and information obtained before the jump. I think fixing the problem only stopped more jumping but never undid old jumps. So anyone in a jump can't go back but i think if you observe from outside one, you can still change the outcome.

[@craiglast6730]

It's hilariou, the LA of futurama is the LA of today 😂😂😂

[@vodsanity4861]

Thank you for the compilation! These have really been making my mornings watching them.

[@KatVWine]

"I shall preserve the DNA of homosapiens" "I thought you only save the DNA of endangered species" "Farewell 🕊️" That made me gasp and laugh lmao

[@leargamma4912]

I didn't get it

[@OverWims]

@@leargamma4912 he only saves the DNA of endangered species so by saving the DNA of humans, he's basically saying we are an endangered species.

[@terrance3218]

​@@leargamma4912 🤦🏿‍♂️

[@Super_Suchi]

@@leargamma4912 the encyclopod knows something we don’t.

[@Littlefighter1911]

@@OverWims Yeah the problem with me not being so sure about that was, if that was what they were trying to insinuate, or if there was something else I didn't know. Like many people still use "homo sapiens sapiens" to claim that that's an evolved version of "homo sapiens". So maybe the joke was that he was supposedly "homo sapiens sapiens" and he was just stupid as to not understand that he wasn't technically the same species in the eyes of the encyclopod.

[@ShadowtheYouTuber523]

6:33 Futurama predicted Slip Slide Icecapades from Crash Twinsanity

[@harris2116]

I will always love that zoidberg is the only person ever to be seen as good by robot santa

[@BasicShapes]

"Listen, I'm scared too. But I'm more scared of disappointing myself." "I'm not scared of that at all!"

[@archiiebarrett]

Zapp Brannigan is brilliantly done, funniest character in the show.

[@CreamySpuds]

Zapp Brannigoat for sure 🐐

[@keastymatthew2407]

For sure!!! Your the only comment i could find saying so. " But you havnt showed me your suprise" had me in stiches🤣

[@SamuelBlack84]

You suck!

[@TheMarcHicks]

Oh well, I guess he didn't hear me....damn that was hilarious 😆

[@DDCrp]

Baby, wait! You were about to show your surprise 💀💀😂

[@Amek34]

Thanks for these. These definitely get me through the month and make me laugh.

[@OSRSKyill]

OMG We made it through September, thankfully this video also works for October.

[@voiceofraisin241]

Futurama to return in summer of 2023. Best news I have had in a long time.

[@ARWINGx1]

2:18 (up until Fry actually responds to being hugged) sums up one of the things that'd worry me about being in a relationship. That I'd be oblivious to my What-if/Would-be GF's cues for too long.

[@boiledelephant]

In my extensive experience of courtship failure, if you're not even sure if they're dropping hints and feel like you nearly missed it, they're not dropping hints. You'll generally know when someone's legit into you. And sometimes it takes frickin ages to find one of those people. But that's just the nature of the thing, you gotta take it easy and wait. Don't try and force yourself to think there's hints and signs everywhere, there mostly aren't and you'll torch legit friendships looking for them.

[@colemanwalsh7477]

The evil Santa robot aged like fine wine 😂 silent night

[@AkiraSakko]

Everytime I heard *Wingus , Dingus , Listen up* ; I crack a big laugh

[@jelaninoel]

“What are you, gay!?” Never gets old

[@brainstorm623]

I was gonna make the argument that a good compromise would be Bender using the women's backwards time machine to go to his robot apocalypse fantasy land, while Fry and Prof. stay in the beautiful women fantasy land. But then I realized that, and let's be real here: adding Bender to a robot apocalypse is like adding gas to a flame. He'd most likely change history to the point where the robot apocalypse would overlap the women's future.

[@zakunick1]

But he’d still whisper “except one.” And Fry would still be that one.

[@MaxAC]

"Did you even see that mountain of skulls?"....LOl!!

[@pm-5565]

More than ever I'm gonna need these 30 jokes... F**k this September. And thank you for this ❤

[@jimmydesouza4375]

That "Robot, experience this tragic irony for me!" joke is my favourite futurama joke.

[@JanitoRiceMeister]

"Where's the device that lets you speed or slow the passage of time" "Under the seat" I love how Hermes is the only one who recognizes what that is XD

[@AphidKirby]

The final joke being the Encyclopod's ominous implication is PERFECT

[@TheBlackglider]

idk why but "save us catman" had me dyin

[@aurawolf2221]

It's my 30th this month so I needed these great jokes! Thank you. 🤣

[@g-only1]

Wake me up when September ends

[@miked9594]

“Oh no catch but we are technically in New Jersey.”

[@CaptainBlueShell]

_Less than 9 minutes later..._ *WHAT DO I DO FOR THE REST OF SEPTEMBER????*

[@Morfe02]

I forgot the episode where Greenpeace starts killing penguins for enviromental reasons After learning about the dogs . . . I get it

[@Jordan-qw5uw]

I love these videos so much.

[@gophersmith]

I love how the oil tanker is flying upside down until it's sliced open by an iceberg. Then it mysteriously rights itself. 😂

[@Tengu125]

"He just *won't* stop with the social commentary"

[@kaos421]

About time I've been waiting

[@rebeccafoulkes5584]

I look forward to this every month

[@MadnessIncVP]

5:15 It would only be Hermes, to understand this.

[@OverWims]

6:27 How dare you cut off Bender's "Oh no you didn't"

[@terrance3218]

That's the best part! 🤣

[@JackH1205]

The simple act of Fry & Brannigan high-fiving after being sentenced to death by snoo snoo brings out the childish humor in me.

[@mrdre3628]

6:09 I would just keep going around till I got back to this one

[@criticaltexan2334]

Same

[@Ponyboy_Curtis]

Thank you for getting me through September