Season 03 of Futurama was Genius (Part 4)

[@samalvey8168]

"Tax dodge nothing! You take one nap in a ditch at the park and they start declaring you this and that!"

[@CHeRRYPUNK-s7e]

"No fair! You changed the outcome by measuring it!" Has got to be one of the best jokes on the entire show

[@crystalsheep1434]

Yep

[@karansjet3823]

i'm afraid it will go over 99% peoples heads tho..

[@scottcallaghan1000]

I'm sure it's a science reference, but I don't get it. Can one of you smart people explain it?

[@Rincevind007]

@@scottcallaghan1000 in quantum physics the fact of observing something can change the measured results. So the fact that they observed the finish on a quantum level changed the winner of the race.

[@trout3685]

@@karansjet3823 people who spend enough time on KZbin get it

[@Menjoood]

"I AM THE MAN WITH NO NAME, Zapp Brannigan at your service." is definitely in my top 5 best Futurama moments.

[@pelhamtp1]

Zapp has some great lines

[@Matty18795]

" sir it's an emergency" Zapp "come back when it's a catastrophe"

[@HaydrogenBomb]

​@Matty18795 "I got your distress signal, and came as soon as I wanted to."

[@starpiegacha9807]

​@haydenberends3905 Oh, I just wish I could see why...why I should care!

[@sifutophmasterofeyerolling2513]

"What are you, gay?!"

[@zotharr]

She's stuck in an infinite loop, and he's an idiot - perfect description of love xD

[@tiki_trash]

How romantic.

[@cs512tr]

i loved that episode hahahahaaa

[@Taijifufu]

0:37 The way the professor angrily exclaims his dementia like she should know always gets me.

[@samalvey8168]

"Professor! Don't you remember what I told you?!"

[@knightgaming.42]

@@samalvey8168 “NOOOO!”

[@ballsinspector42069]

​@@knightgaming.42 "(CHK) (BOOM)" "DO'EH! ooooooo..."

[@jordanproudfoot2545]

"I'll ruin you like I ruined this company" I love Farnsworth

[@Lolbama2012]

"No fair! You changed the outcome by measuring it!" Will forever be my favorite Futurama joke.

[@nikbol43below]

I love that they have an electron microscope to measure the outcome, but a guy with a sign to announce it.

[@bobdolesrevenge]

I love that they have an electron microscope to measure the outcome, but they're just using it to look at a TV screen.

[@SolaceMcfly]

​@@bobdolesrevenge it always makes me laugh

[@micahphilson]

"I got half a mind to hug each and every one of you and see how _you_ like it!" Easily the most wholesome thing Bender ever said, and it's a threat!

[@Hiiipower49]

“Oh dear, she’s stuck in an infinite loop, and he’s an idiot”

[@happypasta6]

Well that’s love for you

[@zakbax7259]

“Let’s take the rest of the morning off and take Fry to do everything he ever wanted to do.” “Everything~?” “Except that.”

[@Eisenwulf666]

pretty sure he wanted to play an arcade in his undies or something innocuos like that XD Fry isn't a complicated man

[@thibautisserant]

I didn't even know he was able to sound smooth !

[@TheLivingThanos]

Which episode was this from again?

[@comradebusman3]

“You sound like a broken mp3!” Is underrated to hell

[@samalvey8168]

"Ho, ho (BANG!) OW!"

[@jayluck8047]

Chirp

[@tornadomash00]

@@samalvey8168 professor!! don't you remember what i told you!?

[@samalvey8168]

@@tornadomash00 "NO!!!!!!" (ch-chk, BANG!)

[@funkmasteryoda8323]

Who's rating it? How do you know it's underrated?

[@TurboMMaster]

"To hell with your spoiled baby. I need those shoes!"

[@glenneric1]

"Fear not my Lord, for we shall be with you soon" "You're with me now! This is the maximum level of being with me"

[@endermage77]

Funny thing about Space Invaders: it didn't actually have any speedup function. The aliens were *all* supposed to *start* at the super speed the last ship has, but we ended up with the slow phalanx we have today because the game got really laggy with that many ships.

[@Tommy15670]

Maybe the lag was considered in the design as the difficulty ladder

[@AwesomeWookiee]

@@Tommy15670 It was quite famously only kept in as a design choice after they saw the increasing difficulty as you succeeded made it more engaging to play.

[@bosscom6910]

It's not a bug, it's a feature

[@LAZERAK47V2]

That game literally invented the difficulty curve. No, I'm serious. I'm using the word "literally" correctly, not to emphasize a point.

[@BakaTaco]

@@LAZERAK47V2 That sounded like a joke in Futurama, hahaha.

[@greetings5640]

"We used our brains" "I warned you not to use those things!"

[@k-leb4671]

2:33-2:52 After all these years, this is still the scene that never fails to crack me up. I don't really know why but I can't help myself. Zoidberg somehow thinking it would be a good idea to keep singing Danny Boy is the cream of the crop.

[@marcellowheeler88]

"Big brain winning again! I am the greetest!!" Never fails to make me laugh lmao

[@Caolan114]

Now I am leaving earth for no raisin!

[@marcellowheeler88]

@@Caolan114 lmao!!

[@SnakeKoRn]

Big brain am winning again *

[@tahraethestoryteller6079]

The best part is KZbin autogenerate comments made them correct

[@ThumbsTup]

"She's stuck in an infinite loop, and he's an idiot" The BoJack Horseman and Princess Carolyn arc from BoJack Horseman in a nutshell

[@oz_jones]

Im so glad PC met Judah

[@Ghunter43]

2 eyed Leela is jarring

[@abduljah9355]

A horrifying biclops.

[@jamchiroptera4258]

But poor zoidberg xD

[@yogab]

Haha well said!

[@tiki_trash]

It's not right, I tell you.

[@nealmaxwell790]

Oh thank God, I thought it was just me

[@mkohlhorst]

I forgot how good that episode where Bender becomes Santa is. The scene at the end in the court room had me laughing my ass off.

[@axelkusanagi4139]

And I'm his friend Jesus!

[@samalvey8168]

"There he is again!" (BANG!)

[@jonbaxter2254]

I love how Farnsworth keeps shooting him

[@morningblue84]

0:44 is one of my favorite deliveries in the series.

[@christopheranton13]

“you take one nap in a ditch at the park and they start declaring you this and that” 😂😂😂😂

[@non-binarycactuspuppy4524]

"I'm gonna remind Fry of his humanity, the way only a woman can." "You're going to do his laundry?" *Slap*

[@bmstylee]

No fair. You changed the outcome by measuring it. I love when they get nerdy with the jokes.

[@zakbax7259]

“Baby needs a new pair of shoes!” “To hell with your spoiled baby, *I* need those shoes!”

[@MrGemHunter]

"No fair! you changed the outcome by measuring it!" gut busting

[@addemup8645]

The "you sound like a broken MP3" line is pretty brilliant when you think about it.

[@aaronmartin6108]

I have been waiting for "the big brain am winning again." I just love that episode!

[@zakbax7259]

“THE BIG BRAIN AM WINNING AGAIN! I AM THE GREETEST! MUAHAHAHAHA!! NOW I AM LEAVING EARTH, FOR NO RAISIN!”

[@john_blues]

"A baby what?", as he's still stomping. Bender is so evil. 😂😂

[@Chronocrits]

Freaking love this show. Best adult cartoon by miles.

[@jayluck8047]

Mr. Wong calling Kip “Squishy” is always funny.

[@titanuranus3095]

Because it is true?

[@SanchoPanza-m8m]

Kif has no bones, but is supported by a system of fluid-filled bladders.

[@4twstdmdl]

putting that santa callback at the end was perfect. thank you!

[@PitBoss_90]

“We couldn’t fight back with brawn so we used our brains!” “I WARNED YOU NOT TO USE THOSE THINGS!”

[@heartysquid]

One of my all time favorite Farnsworthisms

[@xjdfghashzkj]

I love confidently declaring "good news, everyone! I'm a horse's butt!" whenever I commit some kind of minor blunder in front of people

[@SanchoPanza-m8m]

That's not good news at all!

[@kindredmisfit8690]

I love knowing the bare minimal of quantum physics to laugh at the quantum finish

[@DavisonIncorp]

Zoidberg getting glassed by bender singing danny boy has made me burst out laughing since I was a kid

[@rabbid-runner8626]

The daddy bender episode is so fucking good, I’m crying with laughter everytime the kids come on screen

[@ashessakura7518]

“If I thought I’d have to go through a whole ‘nother life I’d kill myself right now” This line has lived rent free in my head from the first time I heard it as a kid 😂

[@adventurerben9006]

“You’re with me now! This is the maximum level of being with me!”

[@APG19912009]

6:02 😂 “SWEET GUINEA-PIG OF WINNIPEG!”

[@local38on-tv]

“The big brain am winning again, I am the greetest” came out of nowhere so quickly how did I forget about this

[@zipperdan3969]

“To hell with your baby, I need those new shoes”😂😂😂😂

[@alm5992]

Fry waiting all that time to get to touch Leela and then chickens out "Oh, now I'm too nervous." XDD

[@bon-chan7197]

Wait isn't package delivery what Amazon took over the world with? Fucking genius futurama

[@justaway_of_the_samurai]

It is a part of it, but Amazon has also developed AWS, that is Amazon Web Services, which provides cloud-based web architecture to countless clients on the internet all over the world. Amazon ultimately branches out into many things to stay profitable.

[@MadnessIncVP]

@@shadowspider9And absolutely minced Amazon in the process. Remember the tax rebate Episode? Dwayne gets 1c back from Hermes, and he says he’ll sink it into Amazon, upon which Hermes calls him a risk taker.

[@music-channel69]

Mom's Friendly Robot Co would technically be the Amazon of the show while Planet Express is UPS.

[@ChipJohnson]

"Not Santa!" "There he is again!" *shotgun blast to the back* Literally laughed out loud.

[@KatVWine]

"sir your wife is hysterical so I'll address this to you. this oven is lightening fast. It only takes 5 hours to cook a roast" "Oooo that's good news! You know you never really cook enough roast leela." 🔥 👔 "Ooh. Women 😤"

[@TheQuaadFather]

I don't think there has ever been a more perfect compilation of clips to encapsulate the humor of this show

[@dealwithit9772]

"Good news everyone, I'm a horses butt." "I am? That's not good news at all."

[@jarnodatema]

"I am the man with no name; Zapp Brannigan at your service." I choked on my popcorn dammit lmao

[@agalgonzalez]

Love that Zoot suit with the reet pleat and that lid was clean!

[@PhantomAarantula]

5:41 Man. This is some top tier commentary on resurrections.

[@jamchiroptera4258]

I would like to thank whoever brought back the shotgun joke for round 2

[@Nonetheless85]

0:30 I love this episode. Always brings a smile to my face 😂

[@JBeezyForever]

“Professor!? Don’t you remember what I told you?!?” “NOOOOO!”

[@NoriMori1992]

I love that Amy's the one to slap Farnsworth for saying "You're going to do his laundry?"

[@johnbella2422]

4:12 I love that The Prof is as dumb as Fry sometimes

[@andrewzucker81]

I love when Bender gets sent back from meeting God and Leela says "this is by a wide margin the least likely thing that has ever happened" 😂

[@evydaemon]

You change the outcome by measuring it!! At a horserace… Gold. Just gold.

[@edubblesspirit]

1:26 is one of my favorite jokes out there.

[@coreylineberry8557]

4:32 The funniest part of all this is that in the 982 years between now and the time this episode takes place in, the Mets were good enough to retire every number from 0 to 99. The METS.

[@thelostone7512]

"Don't cut that, I need that to speak!' *Exchanges looks* *Saws faster*

[@SanchoPanza-m8m]

Yeah we all saw it too.

[@dr.bright6272]

Even Truman leaned in

[@diegovalenzuela6487]

"I am the greetest! Now I'm gonna leave Earth for no raisin!" might be my all time favorite Futurama joke.

[@tomskalliss5307]

Failed an exam My teacher: "Don't you remember what I told you?" Me: "Nooo!"

[@madisonmarsh7543]

Robot priest: dear lord Bender: oh next Zoidberg: 🎵 oh Donny boy 🎵*gets martini glass thrown at the back of his head* 2:45

[@hackabilly4787]

0:11 makes me giggle

[@fimmywa]

PROFESSOR, DONT YOU REMEMBER WHAT I TOLD YOU? NOOOOoooo.. !

[@deanmoriarty6015]

2:08 elon musk when one of his employees disagrees with him on twitter

[@mertcaki]

The last clip man 💀💀💀

[@24KLuxury]

“Now I’m leaving Earth for no raisin” 🧠

[@tyrannosuperior5248]

"The big brain am winning again! I am the greetest! Now I am leaving Earth for no raisin"!

[@jaylee9552]

1:28 is legit my favourite futurama joke

[@SunstriderGames-cx7vr]

Big Brain am winning again. I am the greetest. Now, i am leaving Earth for no raisin.

[@JackSilver1410]

How did the professor get a shotgun into a courtroom!? They wouldn't even let me take my keys!

[@samalvey8168]

Also, who thought it was a good idea to let a senile, amoral crackpot have a shotgun?

[@l9m241]

That Guy: "This isn't a business plan... it's an escape plan!" Farnsworth: "So long suuckers!" *runs off*

[@alexshank1414]

Leela: “I’m going to remind Fry of his humanity, the way only a woman can.” Professor: “You’re going to do his laundry?”🤣🤣🤣

[@rubinkhadka6280]

7:00 came out of nowhere, killed me

[@victoresquivel1735]

Professor :don't really cook enough roast Leela WOMAN lol 🤣 that part pretty freaking funny

[@victoresquivel1735]

I like how the professor dress like the Mask.. The professor looks smoking in that suit .

[@SanchoPanza-m8m]

@@victoresquivel1735 A pimp named Farnsworth.

[@VictorEsquivel-w5v]

Zoidberg.Hey don't cut that I need that to speak .They cutting even faster 😂lol

[@Mokou-x9v]

do my laundry? I do not want to lose any of my socks.

[@IRONHIDE434]

I've never realized that the Professor has a REGULAR SHOTGUN to shoot Bender instead of a "modern" laser weapon. It's just so funny that I never even noticed

[@bigboyepic8598]

0:38 Doc got the shotty out in 5 frames. His ranged attack needs a nerf. Fix this Nintendo!

[@SanchoPanza-m8m]

You've done an impressive job of arranging these clips. 👍

[@sparky111000]

7:02 🤣🤣

[@micahphilson]

0:42 Honestly expected the professor to say yes, he just wanted to shoot Bender.

[@aspiringxfires]

"to hell with your spoiled baby!" 😭

[@FrodoStickit]

6:00 women ☕️

[@VirginStarrrrr]

Women ☕🗿

[@skinnydude9118]

"Hey don't cut that, I need that to speak!" Doctor: proceeds to saw faster

[@cathallynch1]

"You sound like a broken MP3" amazing!

[@christophermoore6110]

I like how he said a broken mp3, but I find it hard to believe that that would replace a broken record just because it’s the future

[@monsterhunter310]

i forgot about the part where bender is accidentally a good dad lol. (excluding the stealing part)

[@tiki_trash]

"Sweet guineapig of Winnipeg!"

[@TomTheyy]

1:40 I'm worried the oven would topple over at least slightly if you stood in the footbath.

[@SanchoPanza-m8m]

The verb you're looking for is tip. The oven would tip over.

[@Lauren007E]

Aw that's kinda sad and cute, Yanse used to help Fry win at video games... Guess he wasn't so jealous he refused to help his little brother beat the game.

[@foxgamez4614]

“Baby needs a new pair of shoes” “TO HELL WITH YOUR SPOILED BABY, I NEED THOSE SHOES” easily top 10 funniest jokes

[@GathKingLeppbertI]

You're going to do his laundry? 😂😂😂😂

[@tyelerhiggins300]

All the whole numbers have been retired. I love that.

[@brandonmaddox4862]

The big brain am winning again I am the greetest !! That makes me laugh every time

[@AdrianColley]

"Sweet guinea pig of Winnipeg!" is my new favourite Hermesism.