wikiHow: How to be a Nerf Medical Assassin

Have you heard of a Nerf medic? Have you heard of a Nerf assassin? Probably. But have you heard of a Nerf medical assassin???
Facebook - beret.nerf/
Instagram - beret.nerf
#wikiHow #BeretNerf

[@guyinbluu]

As a Wikihowian, my hands are tied and prevent me from deleting this.

[@PogiChoie]

As a Nerf Lumberjack Medic Assassin wikiHow author, I take offense to this

[@dragoncat9153]

As a nerf assassin sniper medic cqb operator ninja swordsman demoman I completely agree

[@edbrrr4975]

As a nerf tank assassin medic cqb operator ninja specialist swordsman demoman spy shock trooper sniper and robot I completely agree

[@hehehaha1820]

As a farmer nuke tank tank destroyer officer operator lumberjack assassin medic cqb demoman swordsman lawyer I completely agree

[@glitchygang702]

@@hehehaha1820 You didn't say nerf before your titles

[@hehehaha1820]

Yes

[@my86outback]

At this point, I'm actually expecting to hear the "running" soundtrack if I should ever be so lucky to meet you on the Nerf-field.

[@rud3m3chanical]

What he should run in a war: backpack PA speakers.

[@theblueststarburst6851]

69 likes nice

[@rokushou]

Not sure how to obtain a smoke bomb but you could use a glitter bomb to get the same effect: getting instantly banned from the game.

[@Horror_kid-2022]

TRUE

[@Valbe0]

thank you for putting the TF2 reference in that made my day.

[@eggyolk422]

ALL OF YOU ARE *D E D*

[@thatsirhandel2216]

Lol

[@Klonoa1488]

Blutsauger means blood sucker

[@metallicfingers]

@@Klonoa1488 good to know

[@TobiasTheGuy]

Pootispencer here!!!

[@zeroblade6599]

How to make a nerf smoke grenade wikihow: 1) get a dart. 2) get a lighter. 3) dare to be stupid

[@guyinbluu]

4. Put down your chainsaw. 5. Listen to me.

[@upas9655]

6. Become human 7. Eat Cheerios

[@velazquezarmouries]

Or mix potassium nitrate and sugar

[@IndiKot]

@@upas9655 CHEES-ITZ

[@IndiKot]

What the fu-

[@sewwes12]

Smoke grenades are actually used in the UK for a lot of the high FPS games, and they're a lot of fun to use, and add another tactical element to the game

[@beretnarf]

I have indeed seen some of those games and given the location/game types they look like a lot of fun. However, with the scenarios I "think" this article is going for, it's only right to call out smoke grenades as hilariously innapropriate.

[@Maniac4Bricks]

10:38 get ready folks, the Sneak Attacker is a Jolt from the Rebelle line. Wow.

[@Daniel_Huffman]

It's a Jolt with storage for two more darts that came under a lot of color schemes and names.

[@thatsirhandel2216]

Lol

[@guyinbluu]

@@Daniel_Huffman and also bright pink or purple

[@notmuch_23]

Brett, it's about damn time for you to write an article for WikiHow. Maybe something like: how a Nerf Battle _really_ works.

[@petershoaf1356]

Getting 50 tags as a "medical assassin" grants a promotion to Harm-acist

[@19LG99]

The first Claymore was actually placed quite geniously

[@cyanideinmycereal1077]

I have not even thought about nerf guns in like 10 years but I have been consumed by this rabbit hole

[@SofaPop.]

Whoever disliked this is getting coal for Christmas...... after I light it and put it under his bed

[@tikkitikkitembo148]

wikihow article : how to read wikihow articles

[@EDSKaR]

I think 'how to write wikihow articles' will be more valuable...

[@beretnarf]

whoa...

[@jakedoesyoutube]

wikihow: how to read how to read wikihow articles.

[@bmwalkerw5226]

Instructions not clear has jolt in mouth

[@Maniac4Bricks]

Next time, can you have one of the "I'd run that in a Nerf war" options as a fish? Like in 6:50

[@beretnarf]

Time will tell

[@dwarvenmoray]

Yes, highly trained military spies & hitmen do their missions barefoot to avoid detection. Also, HEAVY

[@Sergio_Arts]

Whenever he did the “run” sound, for some reason my laugh was in-sync to every time the music did the uh…. ‘Duh duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh’

[@thethreefriends3002]

Great video I love the skits you do to show what you are saying

[@LegoThomasMuller]

The reason why it’s so obsessed with the jolt is because my mum wrote it ( she’s obsessed with the jolt because she doesn’t want me spending £100 on a nemesis)

[@Korviliath]

Don't tell me I can't dual class!

[@SofaPop.]

Gosh I hope there are more commercial breaks in future episodes

[@inksansyoutube3188]

When I heard "immediate termination" I was getting some MTF EPSILON-11 Vibes

[@childofthedarkrat]

Loving the super-sassyness from you in this vid! On a serious note, come on over to the UK some time for one of our ultrastock games, and you can play with as many smoke grenades as you like! There's something about being in the woods, with sunlight lancing through drifting smoke, while Worker darts whistle past you at 300fps!

[@beretnarf]

One day, one day

[@KC_Garcia]

So, basically how to be a Battle Medic.

[@Deltabot360]

I get how ridiculous having band-aids during a nerf war is, but... I wish I had some when I stumbled on a cactus during a nerf war.

[@Creeperboy099]

So apparently being shot by a Nerf dart shaves off of your life, so you need medics...

[@doctorrandom7682]

“have some quality equipment”..... Just has some fish gun flashbacks

[@crabspriteberry9572]

I would consider a "medic assassin" either an assassin that specifically targets medics or an assassin that specializes in being a double-agent (pretending to be a medic to get close to the target).

[@AmericanFoam]

Immediate Termination? I think I’m gonna name my next blaster that. Lol.

[@icebreaker7100]

2:43 would have been perfect for the Captain’s “Merder Merder quote XD

[@mynamesnotjames8205]

4:38 "Balls" yep. rival balls directly shot in the face. that must've been painful (like seriously, ouch) that being said, this was my favorite line.

[@beretnarf]

You have no idea how long it took to make that work...well you will you soon.

[@mechanwhal6590]

A Sneak Attacker is a Rebelle single shot pistol.

[@abrahamseiling8014]

Wiki how breaking the gineva convention so you don't have to.

[@sir_goofs9456]

*mention of smoke bomb in nerf war* BERET SMASH

[@imperialbricks4217]

I just looked it up and the sneak shot is a non pistol sized nerf blaster from the 90’s 😂🤣🤣

[@BookTrivia]

A medical assassin is an assassin who pretends to be a medic

[@dinonuggiesguy4847]

Can't wait to be a nerf medical ninja raider sniper assasin

[@mr.cheeze-it9404]

a perfect video

[@shoerash2073]

What a godly wiki how

[@homelee665]

Great video, sir. I looked into those Flex glasses and they are very nice for the money. The only problem that I see is that they are labeled (at least online) as being Z87 compliant. They should be fine for HvZ, but if blasters are shooting very hot I would prefer some that are rated for safety.

[@beretnarf]

Fair enough, they're definitely more durable than some of the other eye pro I've used. We will just have to find out!

[@homelee665]

I just do enough outdoors things that I feel better with the Z87 certified sunglasses. But those are definitely cool, and I like that they are sponsoring Team Paradox.

[@ryandavis3228]

I think your the best qualified besides TK to tell us how to play the game types Beret. Please do a Video on each game type, 3-15 ....etc. come on, come ooooon! They would be funnnnnnyyyyy😏. Either way, I need some newbs to see what this is like to play Fast Foam

[@kermitdrinkingtea2842]

the sneak attacker is a rebbele jolt

[@sampersonguy5337]

“I’m gonna break something”

[@whatstdiggn]

I wish you had used the medic footage as stock footage and just inserted it in as filler. Well maybe not. It sounds funny on paper but i dont know if it would in execution.

[@mewantkrinkov4206]

The “s i l e n c e” mod

[@camocat307]

If you want to be a medical assassin, just watch the tutorial ,,How to be a nerf sniper''

[@BraydenCH04]

6:50 one of these things doesn’t belong here.

[@liemduongthanh8386]

BraydenCH04 Is it the flashlight or the fish

[@williamcarlson1836]

6:00 but baret we want to choke out anyone in the enemy fort.

[@randomscientist6369]

Meet the amazing... spy medic?

[@trulyirrelevant17]

Put a stampede shield on a nite finder

[@beanieteamie7435]

Oh ok.

[@StarChargerStudios]

I have a large amount of questions

[@bz4701]

Brought to you by: Jolt and smoke grenades. Also, Nerf Office War!

[@dr.jex___]

From now on all payers are to default as a "Medical Assassin"!

[@trande6136]

I think this article writer did too much Combat Medic in TF2 and SOMEHOW thought he could fabricate the same experience in dartsoft.

[@Florida_boy]

THE HEAVY IS DEAD

[@LUCHATHOR13]

Lovely video! :3 #LorettaStrikesAgain

[@timeoclock9041]

Wait did you guys see the guy with the giant fish

[@Oilytoast402]

The best weapon was the fish

[@ryandavis3228]

I dubb the Fast Foam!!

[@eggbag4182]

Now I need a stuffed catfish...

[@Lord-Professor]

Must...build...Nerf Lumberjack

[@IndiKot]

Lego longstrike. Funny

[@apotatoguylikesdogs6761]

We also bring up captors What will I am medical assassin do when I’m being held captive other than to smoke bombs and run like heck

[@reddiamond215]

when a smoke bomb is thrown Me: Oh Sh*t MUSTARD GAS!!! RUN BOIZ. also me: ._. also hi

[@superchickenproductions6076]

Mahan is the forum that in a war

[@alaeriia01]

Did Walcom write this while drunk?

[@TrevorRS05]

2:41 When you see a fortnight video

[@thedipperdapper3806]

the sneak attacker is a rebelle jolt reskin :/

[@builderbb8767]

Medical assassin huh gauze pad grenades?

[@mattheworellana9192]

Everything is just a jolt reskin

[@tdoyr2119]

I like the beret thing and I think it looks good but if I started wearing a beret, people would think I’m like fuckin retarded or somethin

[@johannesviljoen9656]

Under the Geneva convention killing a medic is bad and a medic shooting (unless they have to) is bad. A medic may be armed however just in case. Take that all with a grain of salt however as it's a scrap from a YT video (About a dentist who fought a ~100 v 1 battle managing to save his troop but losing to 8 of the 100. He was a pacifist and rather religious but went ape s*** after the Japanese started killing his patients while they were in the medical tent.) and I'm a random teenager on the internet.

[@williamdavis1194]

6:50 Why the fish???

[@beretnarf]

Why not the fish?

[@williamdavis1194]

​@@beretnarf Why the fish or why not the fish. That is the question. :) But really, I feel like there is a funny story behind it...

[@lahtine7431]

Scp 049 in a nutshell 9:41

[@narenthebeesechurgerman422]

Smoke grenades? Airsoft smoke grenades? Would that get banned? I have no idea

[@childofthedarkrat]

In the UK we allow smoke grenades at some of our ultrastock games

[@narenthebeesechurgerman422]

Treezy that's actually kinda cool

[@foamdagr6932]

What is a Nerf Lumberjack?

[@beretnarf]

I was afraid someone would ask this... ...have you tried searching wikihow?

[@notfeedynotlazy]

*Step 1: Attire.* Get a red flanel shirt and high boots. *Step 2: Melee.* Get a Klaw Hatchet. This is gonna be your main weapon. *Step 3: Blaster.* Get a Zombie Strike Brainsaw Blaster. The blaster is gonna be your secondary weapon - you better use the chainsaw all the time. *Step 4: Wouldn't be Wikihow otherwise.* Get some Nerf grenades to clear rough areas and train yoursel to run. Learn how to leap from tree to tree as they float down the mighty rivers of British Columbia. *Step 5: You are now a Nerf Lumberjack!* With your best buddies by your side you'll sing, sing, sing... I'm a lumberjack and I'm OK I sleep all night and I work all day He's a lumberjack and he's OK He sleeps all night and he works all day I cut down trees, I eat my lunch I go to the lavatory On Wednesdays I go shopping and have buttered scones for tea He cuts down trees, he eat his lunch He goes to the lavatory On Wednesdays he goes shopping and has buttered scones for tea I'm a lumberjack and I'm OK I sleep all night and I work all day I cut down trees, I skip and jump I like to press wild flowers I put on women's clothing and hang around in bars He cuts down trees, he skips and jumps He likes to press wild flowers He puts on women's clothing and hangs around in bars I'm a lumberjack and I'm OK I sleep all night and I work all day I cut down trees, I wear high heels Suspendies and a bra I wish I'd been a girlie, just like my dear Papa He cuts down trees, he wears high heels? Suspendies and a bra? What kind of...?- I'm a lumberjack and I'm OK I sleep all night and I work all day He's a lumberjack and he's OK He sleeps all night and he works all da

[@Orax1701]

Can you be _scheduled_ for immediate termination?

[@alaeriia01]

Yeah. Slow death by smoke bombs.

[@zelphiricacid7520]

hi

[@LesbianPretzel]

going barefoot isn't that hard if you do a little every day and build up the muscles in your feet. My brother is able to go barefoot on pavement and grass so far and he started like 6 weeks ago.

[@HovektheArtist]

I prefer barefoot over shoes, always have, at almost 30 i have very thick heels bottoms of my feet, but they are still smooth. The only things that hurt are sharp rocks. Ive even stepped on military pins that embedded themselves in my feet, and i did not know for over an hour, when i pulled em out no blood or nothin. Comes in handy more often than people would expect

[@muhstello]

I swear these articles are written by trolls

[@cinnamonroll2379]

LOl I think they took this down

[@HeinzrichPangestu]

MEEDIC

[@cockmastaflex6996]

Hold me back from this article because I am one step away from ending it all

[@Joopyter724]

If you are taking nerf this seriously where you start using smoke bombs Maaaaayyyyybe its time to switch to paintball or airsoft

[@wilson5085]

HI

[@wilson5085]

sry caps

[@adventuretonothingness7554]

i see beret is a subscriber to mrbeast i respect that cause i am a subscriber to him as well, i was just scrolling to the channels on the beret channel to find out of darts and i came across mr beast

[@randy446]

balls

[@georgekaramertzanis2006]

326th view.

[@georgekaramertzanis2006]

Great video!

[@liptonicedtea2256]

Reeee

[@MajimaEnjoyer2247]

690

[@dipanjanghosal8]

I am the 777th liker

[@Matt-md5yt]

What why? This is not so good

[@lil_lukey3340]

First

[@benpickens9918]

Dear weeaboos: If you are not killing a specific person for a political, economic, or religious reason, you are a regular guy, or a stealthy boi. You are not an assassin no matter how many wrist knives and parkour skills you have.

[@clifisboring]

First

[@BraydenCH04]

Who even cares.