WikiHow Is Strange And I'm Scared

[@audoldends6799]

I’d buy a shirt what said “dealing with this well are you” that spoke to me soul

[@cat_inabasket1510]

I want a shirt with "Guy with the BMI," honestly I want shirts of most things they say

[@scottthomas9589]

Reading this as Elliot said it was weird

[@sammie4032]

@@cat_inabasket1510 me too I would love that shirt

[@hbomberguy]

feet gang

[@TomSkaAndFriends]

higher rated than u, loser

[@maciekman3569]

wow this is not a suprise tom being terrible

[@MacBack123]

wow, just 4 comments, after 11 months and 200 likes how

[@MacBack123]

@Colour Splash yep, 5 comments and 260 likes. also what he said is icarly in a nutshell lol

[@chokymilkyway]

what 6 comments in 4 years from person how made rablas aff.wav and tinder stealing

[@asbestosfish_]

“If there’s a snake wrapped around you, you’re playing Bridge wrong.”

[@RonanNotRyan]

"What to do when you're being attacked by a snake?" "Pretend it's not there." *SNAKE ATTACKS DROP TO 0%*

[@javidproductions9353]

Obviously, if no one reports the attacks none will be recorded . And if a tree falls and everyone ignores it does it even make a sound?

[@vermili0n9]

That's what I do with every problem I face. Works every time.

[@trananbinhjerry6438]

RonanNotRyan r/wooosh me if u want. Snake won't attack you if you stay calm and ignore it. It will feel safe and calm enough to go away. Snake doesn't intentionally attack you because venom took energy to created and they only use it as a defense tactic

[@switchuwu3274]

The snake: well f

[@sandercolas8869]

Thats actually a good tip for that situation.

[@asther1884]

Alternate title: Tomska and friends dissing me, a saxophonist, for apparently «sitting wrong» and «not showing teeth»

[@a_person_421]

*stands for the entire band session in percussion*

[@asther1884]

Katie Hays HAHA i have never seen a percussionist not go and sit somewhere random in the middle of practice

[@a_person_421]

... and you would be right

[@a_person_421]

Our teacher would focus on the clarinets or the baritone while we'd just sit behind the mallet drawers trying not to literally kill each other I loved band and I miss it right now

[@adm_ezri]

Yeh you can't wait further back while playing lol

[@elisvideobazaar5299]

9:26 Tom: Come on everybody, do da whale dance! Eddie: *INHUMAN SCREECHING*

[@gsmithaudio]

Eddie farts right after he does his whale mating call, cant stop laughing

[@calowenby1654]

@gsmithaudio7117 I’ve never caught that before lol

[@LazarouDave]

And that somehow ended up in asdfmovie 13, they must've just written it, or added it after this video

[@theauthor1238]

We're so immature and I love it xD

[@cringecatboy]

i love that Tom’s feet are in the background every now and then, it provides good emotional support

[@cringecatboy]

HoodlumScraggy 1 i’m not too sure what you mean lmao, i’m on about toms bath feet pic which is shown in the background whenever the video shows all 3 guys

[@hoodlumscraggy1801]

Llama never mind

[@cringecatboy]

HoodlumScraggy 1 aight

[@doccanigetsomecandy7809]

Tom's feet pic 👣🖼, give me comfort 🤗🥰💖😊💖💖💖💖🤗😊🥰💖💖💖💖😋😇😊

[@medievalan6285]

@@doccanigetsomecandy7809 get Jesus

[@danielvieira3471]

"How to join Hitler in heaven" *DEAD*

[@asillycat7855]

Daniel Vieira just like hitler!

[@hmartin1761]

@@asillycat7855 HE'S ALIVE

[@christinalin8208]

HMartin ah yes *comedy*

[@alison4051]

Universalism 100

[@christinalin8208]

HMartin he would be over 100 years old if he didn’t die

[@aldar8240]

a shame that nobody's commented on 10:14 and the absolutely beautiful frame the camera died on, not to mention the "did you know wine is a liquid" line seemingly killing his camera.

[@quinnobi42]

actually my favorite bit

[@calowenby1654]

It was just too powerful for the camera.

[@Knightgob]

It's the way he said it that killed me and his camera

[@jkblohm9899]

Tom: COME ON EVERYBODY DO THE WHALE DANCE Eddie: OOOOOOOOH Me, having just watched asdfmovie 13 recently: OUH, OHP! IT’S THE THING!

[@thrownstair]

Elliot and Eddie 100% look like they’re there against their will and it’s funnier than it should be.

[@ELBERTOO]

I think Tom is scared in every CONTENT episode-

[@bread2365]

Is it just me or does Tom get more ginger every time he posts a video?

[@directorscarlett1932]

The isolation is slowly draining him of his soul ( I'm a ginger, so I can say it)

[@EddheadAce]

I think it's the lighting and HSL in editing but I much prefer your logic

[@EddheadAce]

@Elani Clemente gooder logic

[@kevinboyle3104]

Jack Duff 1 out of 1 gingers agree that gingers are soulless

[@NovaReboot]

it kinda looks like he dyed his hair with curry (this isnt hate btw)

[@geeeee7425]

'The hostest with the mostest, The guy with the BMI' Holy shit that cracked me up so much, Absolutely having that one for irl use.

[@joshua_majb]

TOM PLEASE, CALL THIS SERIES QUARENTENT temporarily

[@dolly722]

O SHIT ITS 𝙍𝘼𝙏 🥾

[@wenk683]

*Y E S*

[@Blapze]

*M A Y B E*

[@KingNachos4]

temporarily....

[@madiklein7087]

4:46 I love how Eddie looks around his empty room for his friends

[@Unadulteratedmadness]

Straight up praying that the whale dance bit ends up in ASDF movie, I want to see that animated 😂😂

[@aaronklein3480]

i want to see so much of their weird ideas animated...

[@Mr_Mimestamp]

So would that go like “Everybody do the whale dance!” **sudden cut to everyone dying on a beach**

[@Unadulteratedmadness]

Nathan L I mean Eddie’s scream should be in the middle ideally but yeah that’s the idea!

[@DeathnoteBB]

Mintyaerobubble I imagined it cut to everyone laying on the beach and screaming like they did

[@adamdao4826]

Ayyyyyy

[@battleframestudios8989]

It never occurred to me that Hitler being in heaven could exist as a thought in a normal person's head. Now, this is content.

[@IghorWho]

Battle Frame Studios Define normal

[@dudere]

Kurt Vonnegut did a story on NPR about that time he met Hitler in heaven. Everyone goes to heaven so it was really awkward when he got up there an met all the people he killed.

[@battleframestudios8989]

@@IghorWho Anyone who's not a nazi? At least in this context.

[@battleframestudios8989]

@@dudere If everyone goes to heaven then there's no real punishment for misdeeds, rendering the heaven and hell duality useless.

[@dudere]

@@battleframestudios8989 Yup, that's what Vonnegut wrote about. There was no hell.

[@sjeskey8361]

"hey boys have you heard about the new hit website called wiki how?" "wiki what" "wiki wiki how, wiki wiki wild wild west..."

[@rxraltzna]

Sjeskey wow wow!

[@MaxEverywhereSystem]

*bees*

[@tak-pa3134]

**sweet-ass synth breakdown**

[@hmartin1761]

WIKIFEET

[@christinahamilton7676]

Some -body- people call me the space cowboy

[@mousetvalerie]

9:26 oh so that's where that Whale Dance bit from asdf 13 came from

[@belovedcrimson6762]

Picture: Dance party Answer: Save the Whales! Me: Wtf-

[@dripstolfo4557]

No e picture is how to join hitler in heaven

[@kangourouuu1]

Tom going full Confused Jackie Chan at 9:09 made me proud of his instinctual meme-based way of moving.

[@sluggyboo]

I'm truly blessed my twitter suggestion was used. Thank you papa.

[@JAMIEvstheVOID]

You lot are keeping me sane whilst quarantined.

[@crunchyrats8732]

Same lol

[@truestbluu]

@@crunchyrats8732 He's making me insane during quarantine. WHAT AM I KIDDING ITS EASTER BREAK!!!

[@salurorottiers9305]

They are insane themselfs, how are they keeping you sane?

[@mistwithwings]

@@salurorottiers9305 we get to learn what not to do.

[@audoldends6799]

Your sanity at the expense of theirs

[@catnerdadrian7601]

When playing a sax you do actually have to sit in your chair in the most uncomfortable way. That dude is actually lucky because band chairs are just hard plastic and metal with no cushion

[@ravenaldimier3950]

The first couple years of band practice everyone had osteoporosis then we just stopped caring

[@monkeydoespride]

That's why you play the bari. You can sit back much farther

[@vermili0n9]

I love how Tom's feet are just in the background when all 3 of their face cams are shown at once. One on each side to fill the blank space.

[@vermili0n9]

@@hoodlumscraggy1801 it's the bathtub picture from from Tom's wiki feet page. He showed us the picture and where he got it from.

[@hoodlumscraggy1801]

HeIIhound oh ok

[@hollydoes.]

Elliot has small eyes without his glasses

[@thephoenixsystem6765]

Small and nice

[@BacadoTheSkoggy]

Still cute though

[@sophsstillsad]

@@thephoenixsystem6765 "I should've said nice and small!"

[@lucienfelten8439]

"tastes of oak and my balls" *gulps down the entire bottle*

[@genericname8727]

You must really like the taste of oak

[@thephoenixsystem6765]

Yeah you swallow that wood baby

[@Knightgob]

@@genericname8727yep... Yeah that's why

[@kate_meara]

That hat is so spicy

[@DistressedxGeranium]

Eddie Bowley hat....

[@yeethaw5816]

9:26 THE ORIGIN OF THAT ONE ASDF JOKE FROM THE NEWEST MOVIE

[@fitzy9099]

I knew I'd heard that ASDF 13 joke before, and here it is.

[@SpyPigeon]

9:26 good for asdfmovie 13

[@codywilliams5029]

Someone's wish came true

[@vespergiant6216]

He can predict the future

[@buddermantheamazing]

So THAT'S where the asdfmovie 13 Whale Dance joke came from

[@ogulyurdakul]

9:25 HOLY CRAP THE ORIGIN OF THE WHALE DANCE JOKE IN ASDFMOVIE13

[@creepycustard2383]

Tom out here looking like a 20th century bootlegger

[@Erspel]

9:26 This is where the whale dance sketch in asfdfmovie 13 comes from everyone

[@DeathnoteBB]

4:49 Actually, unless it’s different for saxophones, that is how you’re supposed to sit in your chair to play instruments that require your breath. I still remember recorder classes and the horrible posture we had to take to “do it properly”

[@stickmann7363]

"Weif" "Come on everybody do the whale dance!" ASDF 13 *exposed*

[@kriz1541]

7:49 i literally screamed "how to save the whales" so loud my dog got scared but the experiences gathered with revscarecrow are coming in handy right now host a house party for the whales

[@demolisherman1763]

Oh my god the asdf movie 13 whale dance IS FROM THIS

[@GenderfaeCrab]

"If god's real, explain bowling," Still a legendary quote

[@Kranitoko]

This. This is where the whale dance came from in asdfmovie13 😮

[@tuffjiggly8566]

This is so weird. I just got off a wikiHow on how to get blood out of carpet and I come back to this video

[@jkblohm9899]

Tuff Jiggly Who did you kill?

[@tuffjiggly8566]

@@jkblohm9899 My foot when I dropped my knife on it

[@zollbug]

Tuff Jiggly uh oh

[@tuffjiggly8566]

@@zollbug It's all good now. It hit the edge so I think I missed bone and the bleeding mostly stopped

[@zollbug]

Tuff Jiggly oh that's good

[@Pacmau01]

9:25 C'mon everybody DO THE Whale Dance~ OOOOOOOOH. (I lost it. XD)

[@rivvitt102]

Netflix: are you still watching? Someone’s son/daughter: 4:31

[@cooldude2722]

9:26 Oh, _that's_ where it's from. Cool!

[@John-ek4xc]

Yes, just reallised

[@muffinman4719]

And welcome back to... *CONTENT???*

[@cgtheartist]

This dude works on asdfmovie for a long time. This was uploaded months ago, even though he was already referencing asdfmovie 13 Respect this dude

[@dystopyxrose]

It’s extra fun watching this after asdf13 came out

[@ShinyDarkrai2K]

Oh wait. This must be where that asdf movie 13 joke came from.

[@melodysketchdraws]

The guy in the chair in the sax article is on the edge of it because that helps in band

[@strangeshep9600]

whoaaaa wait is this where the whale dance asdfmovie joke came from

[@hedleymanning6632]

Ahhhh... The origins of the Whale Dance

[@stillsleeping1080]

man I love content, my cheeks are hurting from smiling and laughing

[@aidanking6801]

This is definitely where they got the asdf joke

[@Coolartist1110]

9:26 Is that where he came up with the new asdf joke?

[@Tonithemeloni04]

So this is where it came from

[@Dies420]

me but WikiHow is my primary source of information for literally anything

[@Dies420]

*Excsqueeze me

[@Subby24]

so this where the whale dance came from

[@bobbybeloved_]

I like how Eddie's camera died during this.

[@Teag_Brohman15]

you can't convince me that Wikihow WASN'T made by an alien

[@lilyjackson6460]

"Come on everyone do the whale dance" "Oooooooooooooooooooooohhh!!!!" Asdfmovie 13 was here all along 0_0

[@Bean_Dude]

ikr, i just noticed that in here too

[@eclipsemewtwo1422]

Asdfmovie 13 whale dance joke is a reference to this.

[@PaulaHoell]

Best #content so far! I really loved your improvised ramblings and the bit about heaven made me laugh so hard :'D Keep up the good work boys

[@annalisaslibrary]

I'm pretty sure this came out before the asdf movie with the "whale dance" joke, and seeing the origin of that is awesome.

[@FFKonoko]

"The new dance craze is to lie down on the floor and gasp for air and slowly die" There's a covid joke in there, but I'm staying 6 feet away from it

[@pepppiii]

Thanks Tom for uploading this video right after my online classes ended, it makes me instantly happy

[@Fleagob]

Me, a saxophone player: no that pic doesn’t look right *does the mouth position and looks in the mirror* shit yes it does

[@ravenaldimier3950]

I'm just glad it didn't have anything to do with brass cause it would just be a bunch of duck lips

[@ollie_bot]

9:26 Oh my god did he get all of his ideas for asdfmovie13 from #Content?

[@Erki445]

Nope just thought it was funny enough ti put in asdfmovie 13

[@cartoonishidealism582]

Still waiting for Büterman

[@MaxiiSMP]

*dealing with this well are you?” *”mhm”*

[@Leffrey]

Tom: „How to convince a christian to being atheist“ Ad: „DO YOU NEED YOUR WINDSCREEN FIXED?“

[@mayazalessky5711]

2:08 Nobody: Elliot: Snæk

[@waltermorbius3478]

9:27 omg it’s the joke they put it in asdf13

[@puresilverfox1091]

The sax player was sitting correctly. Any brass or woodwind (not super sure about strings) player is taught to sit on the edge of the chair to prevent slouching. Something something psychology, idk _how_ it works, but it does. If they start slouching their breathing bits are in weird positions, so they can't breathe as efficiently, which is _very_ important to instruments that you need breath for. Especially for tubas. Those things take a lot of air when you first start playing. That's like rule number 3 in my band class at school. Hardly anyone followed that rule, but it's still what we were taught.

[@enternam3854]

Wish someone have told me that.

[@DarleneLesmana]

when i did violin and piano we sat weird as well iirc

[@maple_4319]

*Damn, I love this hat. And I love Tom too. Isn't this just perfect-*

[@frog_goblin]

3 years late but ive done TMS (transcranial magnetic stimulation)! it DOES feel like you're in a very alien situation and its fucked up cause it makes ur nerves twitch from magnetic waves placed on a specific part of ur brain. actually helped my depression though!

[@Doggo_Mafia]

9:27 the whale dance's origin. Whaddya know.

[@gotuki7889]

9:26 And this is an asdf moovie now... Nice.

[@johncrowther8150]

9:26 Wasn’t this in asdf movie 13? Was this inspiration?

[@EllDoesStuff]

0:47 alright, now make this a try hards.

[@Navoii.]

Guy on TV: *gets ready for bowling* The humans: "WOOO YEEEEEAH FUCK YES SHOW EM WHO'S BOSS"

[@mrsquid_]

I love the portal sign eddie has on his wall

[@fekbutchers]

Is this where the whale dance joke came from? ASDF movie 13

[@missingindy]

7:21 well, as a Christian, a game of competitive wii bowling certainly would make me become an atheist because I would become so fucking angry I would punch a wall and hate everything

[@meme-pr1nc3]

8:45 threw me off 'cause I thought they could all see each other like on discord or something

[@TomSkaAndFriends]

we normally can but I was screensharing for this one and forgot lol

[@meme-pr1nc3]

DarkSquidge ooh okay, that makes more sense. I’m not very bright lol

[@lordflarus]

I love how the whale dance became an asdf sketch

[@JoeBleasdaleReal]

As a French horn player, I can confirm woodwind and brass players are encouraged to sit on a chair without touching the backrest while they play so our lungs can fill properly and we can blow hard enough 🎺

[@robinhagglund2426]

The thing is that u have to sit on the edge of ur seat to play the cello and I just remembered that now

[@childmanmanreal]

The getting into position picture at 4:53 is actually right, I’ve been told to sit at the edge of my seat by my bump down teacher (though I play trumpet, not sax)

[@onebilliontacos3405]

9:07 I was thinking it was that one as a joke lol.

[@GrumpyTy34er]

The whale dance! asdfmovie13!

[@kit8675]

Them: h-he's not sitting right! me and probably other saxophonists lmao: *sweating*

[@phrogtime4160]

Kit Hahaha!!!

[@michoislost]

tom looks like he would tip his hat and say "m'lady" as he opened the door for you

[@menovat]

4:48 In an orchestra you actually sit on the edge of the chair. I was so confused when I was asked to sit like that for the first time but I quickly got used to it. Nowadays, I can't even imagine playing the violin while sitting in a chair normally.

[@aaronthaboi2585]

I'd honestly watch you guys live stream just doing this for an hour because this is the only reason i have laughed this quarantine

[@martinanne2179]

"thats not how you sit???" * Laughs in clarinet player*

[@experimentalnub]

Time for people to flock to here and Do the whale dance 9:26

[@MorganEdgy]

That ending was in top 10 anime plot twist ever.

[@Gormathius]

Everyone knows the power of disco is the only force potent enough to save the whales.

[@unitds27-delta]

My favorite wikiHow article? "How to Beat An Ostrich"

[@fritzy8318]

Excuse me.