Wild Wild Woods Pt1 | Oxventure D&D | Season 1, Episode 7

Embarking on a forest picnic to celebrate their recent victory, our heroes become embroiled in their most dangerous adventure yet, and under the watchful eyes of a live audience! Catch the gripping second episode on Outside Xtra right now: • Wild Wild Woods Pt2 | ...
Outside Xbox and Outside Xtra present Dungeons & Dragons Live was recorded at London's Vault Festival 2018.
More episodes:
Dungeons & Dragons: A SPOT OF BOTHER! (Ep. 1 of 3)
• Spot of Bother Pt1 | O...
Dungeons & Dragons: A SPOT OF BOTHER! (Ep. 2 of 3)
• Spot of Bother Pt2 | O...
Dungeons & Dragons: A SPOT OF BOTHER! (Ep. 3 of 3)
• Spot of Bother Pt3 | O...
Previously:
Dungeons & Dragons: Oxventure Begins! (Ep. 1 of 3) MEET THE PARTY
• The Spicy Rat Caper Pt...
Dungeons & Dragons: Oxventure Continues! (Ep. 2 of 3) SHOWDOWN AT THE CRYPT
• The Spicy Rat Caper Pt...
Dungeons & Dragons: Exciting Conclusion! (Ep. 3 of 3) GNOME FIGHT!
• The Spicy Rat Caper Pt...
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Many thanks to Vault Festival! vaultfestival.com/
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[@oliviacollins5450]

"Cthulhu is pleased and lunch is ruined." Someone please put that on a t-shirt.

[@dragon-kitty]

I want that t-shirt and one that has the translucent wizard saying pineapple is the devils fruit

[@XDarkGreyX]

Print: Cthulhu sits, burping, smiling pleased and rubbing is belly while arund him tables and chairs are in shambles and food covers the floor. (Though I'm not at that point in the video yet, so...)

[@barneymiller7894]

ill buy 5 lol

[@the.seagull.35]

That line flew under the radar but it was genius

[@godspeed2272]

This will be in Show of the Week or Weekend, calling it

[@michaelhughes1807]

Eggbert: " It is with a heavy heart that I commend your ashes to the Earth." Goblin: "What ash-" Eggbert: "BRRAAAAAAHHHHGGG!"

[@nicholasjoldersma4138]

*snork*

[@mattball8622]

"Hello, I'm literally everyone else in the world" is the most mic drop DM introduction in the history of time.

[@barneymiller7894]

Truth, may as well have said "Hello, ill be your god today." LOL

[@godspeed2272]

This boutta be in the show of the week, calling it now.

[@WardNightstone]

@@barneymiller7894 thats not bad either

[@Bigal3031]

From now on I’m starting any DND game I GM by saying, I’m literally everyone else in the world.

[@agentgauntlet4092]

So mic drop that it got a song

[@morgansterren590]

Jane: *Simply mentions Eldritch Blast* Audience: *Loud cheering*

[@brentage5000]

"Guys, there's something really terribly wrong." "Damn right, there's no cheese for the sandwiches." "The egg salad has pinapple in it." "No one's cut the crust off mine!" "Back on the boat!" "YAHHHH!!!!" Best opening to an adventure ever

[@DementedSeal]

waaaaaaaaaay!

[@overlyhonestenby]

....... POTATO salad

[@garechat]

3:17

[@drashr88]

"Legitimate aquatic businessman". Corazon needs to get that printed on some business parchments.

[@dragon-kitty]

drashr88 that needs to be put on a pirate T-shirt

[@drashr88]

Kitty Meow I sense a whole new range of seafaring merch.

[@squidmaster6752]

I sense more pamphlets.

[@drashr88]

Squid Master everyone needs some good reading material. Plus, I'm sure it'll come in handy when they run out of toilet paper on the boat...I mean, ship.

[@awmperry]

Funny thing, a year later... I’ve worked in shipping and maritime security for almost five years now, and I’ve never heard so many people refer to ships as “boats” as within the industry. That said, we also refer to containers as “cans” and first officers as “the choff”, so perhaps we shouldn’t be trusted with words... :-D

[@dominateeye]

"Is that pineapple?" "Yeah, would you like some?" "No thank you, it's the devil's fruit." Wow, all that magic and Binbag still can't conjure up any taste.

[@dominateeye]

Why does the bear sound like Peperami?

[@TheConvivialCopywriter]

I love pineapple, but in potato salad?

[@lucyread]

@@TheConvivialCopywriter the "p" stands for pineapple.

[@ashleyl7608]

It’s a devil fruit? He should eat it and get super stretch powers like Luffy.

[@thomaskhan2933]

@@ashleyl7608 Looking at future appearances, Binbag doesn't need more magical powers lol

[@maxlittlewood]

I died on "Imagine James Earl Jones through a Kazoo" (and so did the second goblin)

[@subman23]

Saying "what's goin on... Here?!"

[@dakillapanda8838]

Why couldn't Jane do the intimidation voice? Surely they could've turned off the voice modifier that's making her sound normal...

[@Lumberjack_king]

Lol

[@Gibsonmaniac57]

"Fresh from their latest Victory" Is that what were calling it? Corazon just invented *Revisionist* *History*

[@DiZtheJedi]

Well, history is written by the victors. And whatever might have happened, they did get the ship back and showed those pirates what for.

[@AngelBeatYunara]

"Needless to say, Cthulhu is pleased, and lunch is ruined." And that made me choke on a cookie crumb. Thanks!

[@coffeepoweredkatie6290]

So what you're saying is, your lunch was also ruined? lol

[@sisiissiisslsosioss4621]

Why isn’t it on a t-shirt

[@MattSpider59]

Merilwen was so good at picking that lock, I thought she had experience as a cat burglar.

[@Scruffi]

Booooooo. Boo.

[@godspeed2272]

Ahhhhhh I get it mate. Deserves Show of the Week comment lol

[@ender8124]

Badummm tsssss

[@TalosAcephalos]

Damnit

[@hadeskingoftheunderworld7010]

WA WAN WAAAAAA

[@danmatthews9702]

I love how ‘Eldrich blast’ is now a catchphrase.

[@assordante2205]

It's not.

[@elizataylor1726]

@@assordante2205 it is. I use it in my games as my main damage source. (Even though im a bard)

[@amberblackwell7687]

*Travis Willingham has entered the chat*

[@mochristie5419]

THE WIIIIIZZZZZAAAARD BIIIN...BAG

[@NEKOSEI]

Bit of a rubbish name if you ask me. :P

[@brianargo4595]

I told you it wasn't important...

[@DeludedOne]

Not Bean Bag?

[@r.henryjr.1533]

@@NEKOSEI I think that's the point

[@englanda6887]

I love how Johnny is clearly regretting that bear voice basically as soon as he started

[@JohnnyChiodini]

EnglandA ...before, actually

[@Scruffi]

His expression: What is my life right now? I am making a bear talk to a stuffed cat on a stage in front of a live audience. Right.

[@kharnthebetrayer8251]

Oh to have players that get approached by a mysterious figure with a quest, and follow it without thought. I try that with my party. 50/50 chance they attack the old man.

[@smarco7951]

Kharn The Betrayer good thing you don't DM Vox Machina, old people were their favourite enemy :)

[@thomasb2265]

Kharn The Betrayer bro. This is a land where even the f***ing carrots want to reverse the natural order of things and eat you. What did you expect? Though I must admit, my reaction would be to through up some holy barrier defences. just as a precaution...

[@rodo1252]

You should be prepared. Make the oldman a expert on dark magic or some shit. Make up a reason to turn their characters blind for attacking him.

[@matthewknudson2443]

Mysterious man, ATTACK

[@2MeterLP]

Yeah, I fully understand your players. Some random dude walking up and giving you a quest would be beyond shady in the real world and in D&D everyone and their mother is a dark wizard. Sounds like a trap to me.

[@elliottwatt5297]

“Cthulhu is pleased and lunch is ruined” may be my favourite sentence ever.

[@joeyschaufeli1683]

You've struck gold with this DnD thing girls and guys, please don't stop, these videos never fail to make me laugh untill I cry. (Edit for spelling)

[@309Littlelion]

Joey Schaufeli totally agree, I just recently discovered these vids and I’ve been going back and watching & re-watching while I wait in queues for WoW classic. I’m laughing so hard every episode and I desperately want to play D&D now.

[@MoczoUno]

I love that Eldritch Blast got a bigger cheer than Jane herself. We know what THIS audience was here to see. Praise Cthulhu!

[@DiZtheJedi]

I'm eagerly waiting for the next backflip myself.

[@TardisPilot2004]

MoczoUno PRAISE ELDRITCH BLAST.

[@savvysnake7711]

Mike's hat is a thing of pure unrivalled beauty!

[@sahilhussain7328]

Somebody needs to turn these into animated adventures, someone much more talented than me.

[@sparty1744]

Sain 7417 maybe Neebs gaming, check out their series called doraleaus and associates, it's really funny

[@matttthewcheng]

Vader Minion please tell me where you found this glorious thing.

[@blakearmentrout7717]

@Sain 7417 Omg I was just saying this the other day lol a cartoon series of this would be epic, Roosterteeth could do it I bet , look how awsome they did with Red vs Blue Halo parady

[@altirianfairyalchemyst]

@@blakearmentrout7717 What about Dingo Doodles?

[@deadmanmouse2463]

@@altirianfairyalchemyst it would take 2 years to get through the a spot of bother if dingo did it.

[@kharnthebetrayer8251]

Drink through the pain my poor DM friend. Drink through the pain.

[@kristopherruiz7644]

Sandbox for the sandbox god, headaches for the headache thrown! Let the GM burn!

[@isaiahf-d846]

he really allows too much eldritch blast just hits no roll on a moving target guess they got aimbot. cat is allowed to pick lock without disadvantage so yea suffer from the chaos you allowed

[@liminalheadspace5624]

I'm sorry guys but Corazon isn't a pirate. He's actually one of the last members of the reclusive order of Sassmasters.

[@dragon-kitty]

Mary Lucretia Shh that supposed to be a secret

[@godspeed2272]

Hope this makes it in Show of the Week

[@liminalheadspace5624]

Godspeed You and me both

[@squidmaster6752]

*MAKES SCREECHING PTERODACTYL NOISES OF HAPPINESS IN CHEMISTRY CLASS*

[@hadeskingoftheunderworld7010]

Bet that was hillarious

[@jamesanthony8438]

I don't know whether those horns looked good on Jane... or just *normal* for her. :)

[@williambritt8445]

James Anthony that's because those are her real horns she just keeps them invisible

[@sh11death]

Normal. Definitely normal.

[@crystalsilence2559]

Both.

[@jonathanbyard5080]

"Its true, I hadn't considered the bear". STICK THIS ON A T-SHIRT!!

[@sillyking1991]

ahhh, but what about dragons?!?

[@thec-m]

25:05

[@danieljackson9966]

As Merilwen walked through the forest she thought ... “This is freaky deaky!”

[@seeleyboothfan2]

The dramatic zoom onto Ellen's face as she's giving the best horrified and yet pissed off expression is actually the best.

[@geenibt518]

Tell me the pineapple will become a running gag

[@geenibt518]

Vincent M. Ha yeah

[@Star-nm7em]

"I'm Dob..." Random guy: *YYEEEEEEAAAAHHHHH*

[@laurasaurus7399]

Loving how sassy Johnny is being. He's the best DM and his voices *make* the whole thing!

[@Platonis-The-Warlock]

Dob - "I can put them to sleep... well... some of them." Dob sneak to Goblins and hit one to the head with the lute *WHACK*, second one turn his head to the sound, but Dob is too fast for him. *Blam* *Wham* *Pow*. 4 "sleeping" Goblins on the ground. Dob screm to party - "I think we can proceed with our adventure."

[@dragon-kitty]

Platonis The Warlock I must say Dob, that was a very Prudence reaction 🤔 something to tell us?

[@Platonis-The-Warlock]

Dob says - *_uƃɐʇɥɟ lƃɐu’ɥɐƃʍ ɥǝʎl’ɹ nɥlnɥʇɔ ɥɟɐu’ʍlƃɯ ınlƃu’ɥd_* Prudence - "Leave Dob alone, he is fine"

[@dragon-kitty]

Platonis The Warlock 😂😂

[@sotiriavera8181]

Wait what? When did this happen?

[@lucasm.3864]

James is so good that he can work 5 different cameras at once.

[@CaitlinRC]

Jane is everything I inspire to be in a D&D player

[@Jambobist]

And in life?

[@oscarmccormack1611]

Caitlin RC "Roll a D20." "Okay." "That's a D10." "Oh, Okay." "That's a D12" "..."

[@gremlin4304]

*aspire to be. "inspire" means you are the example people follow

[@dubbingsync]

The most murderhobo-y of murder hobos.

[@brentage5000]

keg504 unless she's saying she seeks to inspire Jane....which she clearly needs to.

[@joeofdoom]

Those devil horns are a surprisingly good look for Jane almost like they were always meant to be there...

[@awmperry]

Jane and Eldritch Blast is basically like Clarkson and hammers... Combat? Eldritch blast. Locked door? Eldritch blast. Having trouble peeling that banana? Eldritch blast...

[@joshuahadams]

awmperry PRUDENCE!

[@connorsydney5457]

awmperry having trouble carrying a baby when the other doctors are being killed by psychopathic murders all while the building is being blown up by terrorists whilst a tsunami is coming? Eldritch blast

[@Mimrie]

Prudence: I have something that puts people to sleep permanently, in agony,

[@Exodiant]

'That's true, I hadn't considered the bear...' ~Andy, 2018

[@thec-m]

25:05

[@isaacluna308]

Man I've been watching the oxventure for the past year and a half. I only JUST realized the wizard's name Binbag isnt just a weird British name, but it actually means trash bag.

[@lucyread]

I had no idea.

[@waynehewitt1839]

Having never played a D&D campaign, I've always imagined an intricately woven story filled with plot twists and unexpected encounters... In reality, I suspect I would be doing exactly what Jane does. "In front of you, the door slowly opens..." "Eldritch blast the door." "We're in the cute and cuddly baby animal hospital." "What are you? Deaf? I said Eldritch blast it, you Motherf*#&$#!" "Our mission is to pet the sad cat with three legs and make him happy!" "Well then you better hope he's not behind that door, because I just rolled a 20, b*tches!"

[@patrickphelan279]

Merilwen would come flying out of nowhere to be very disappointed at you.

[@macgyver42563]

@@patrickphelan279 Oh it would be worse than that. She might just decide to Moonbeam your ass, or spray poison in your face.

[@deadzepplin9801]

I can't believe it took a whole 13 minutes for Prudence to break out the Eldritch Magic

[@Integer_Overload]

"Sarcastic Sandwich-eating friend" Why does that fit me perfectly?

[@Incoherent-excitement]

Dob playing with kitty Merilwen is adorable. 😍

[@neohamilton551]

I want Johnny to narrate my life.

[@PianoDisneygal10]

Me too!

[@TardisPilot2004]

Neo Hamilton doesn’t everyone?

[@redx0266]

That sounds like so much fun

[@harrisonhurst]

When you get home from university just in time for the event of the year :D

[@Pad5555]

This was so much fun to see live! Thanks to all of you for making it such a good night!

[@Gguyrules]

"Weaponized goat"

[@KarateKitty5000]

4:37 the look that Ellen gives Andy after that exchange says "I'm seriously going to throw you out a window after this"

[@fionatje13]

After 20 minutes Johnny has just given up and accepted that oxbox and oxtra are always thinking outside the xbox budum tssss His plans are never gonna work-

[@godspeed2272]

I love this. Show of the week comment material.

[@fionatje13]

Godspeed why thank you :)

[@hariodinio]

Outside the oxbox

[@JustJanitor]

Its crazy to see how far they've come with the outfits and stuff. I mean this is only their 3rd session playing

[@mortenu.5606]

In land of dungeons and also dragons - must be a Warhammer playthrough

[@kharnthebetrayer8251]

Oh these guys wouldn't survive a week in Warhammer.

[@davidstepanek6107]

Morten U. WOG!!!

[@DiZtheJedi]

Kharn The Betrayer Oh I don't know, I think the Warhammer world could do with a bit of Cthulhuing.

[@jedi_cat_l4976]

Corazon: "I'll tie up the unconscious goblins, you do whatever you want with the awake one" Literal ramdom guy in the crowd: "ELDRITCH BLAST!" Prudence: "YEAH!" Also "Don't make me come back there!" And Dob: **plays with cat Merrilwin**

[@terricloth]

The really handy thing about Jane's costume is that it doubles as really great Qunari cosplay.

[@samjansen4903]

I like how Merilwen is kind of the Hawkeye of the group. On the other hand, I bloody love this show!

[@lorenzoabrick5188]

"That's true, I hadn't considered the bear" And other quotes from the OXventure :D

[@liminalheadspace5624]

There are no words in elvish dwarvish or the tongues of men to describe how amazing this is.

[@dragon-kitty]

This place is lovely *somethng is terriblely, horribly wrong* 😂😂😂 *needless to say Cthulhu is pleased and lunch is ruined* 😂😂 this man needs to keep doing d&d with the oxbox crew, I will 😭 if he doesn't

[@Avatar_Sokka]

Kitty Meow yes, but first, he needs to learn the rules...

[@coffeepoweredkatie6290]

Nobody freaking cares lmfao. People like you ruin the fun.

[@tomon5598]

Avatar_Sokka I sorta agree with you, but it still fun even if the rules are a bit tipsy

[@Blyat763]

I was so expecting Dob to do the jigglypuff song when he was putting the goblins to sleep

[@toymachine4253]

He didn't want to put the whole theatre to sleep.

[@alexbroadhurst9780]

I really hope James can at some point play an illusive but wise disembodied voice.

[@RijaMo]

That's going to ramble about how good the prequel is

[@thegreatmoustachio]

Yes!

[@notamimic7253]

Joeon Ren maybe not so wise but definitely illusive and disembodied

[@ethanhealy453]

he reminds of me of the narrator from bastion

[@coyoteartist]

Bin Bag the wizard, companion of Ash Can the lion.

[@soupepictrek1397]

BEST. VALENTINE'S. DAY. GIFT. EVER.

[@christopherjackson6634]

Ellen's facial expressions are on point.

[@Jjellicat]

Corazons name is heart of a whale now

[@acarrot9868]

All I imagine off screen is jthat Prudence at the training range just hanging back and spamming sniper bolts of eldritch blast.

[@MrDudeshutup123]

I love how it went from talk to goblin to kicking in the nuts 😂

[@WardNightstone]

"Hello I'm literally everyone else in the world" officialy best way for a DM to introduce themselves ever also, the devil's fruit is Durian not pineapple

[@humanatee6639]

True. This is absolutely true.

[@andrewadamski8547]

All hail lady Jane and her eldritch powers! Lest us pray that she doesn't turn her divine power on us all!

[@TardisPilot2004]

Andrew Adamski ELDRITCH BLAST.

[@knxwrtr]

Tiefling Jane and Elven Merowynn are downright adorable!

[@N_Skoronski]

"Needless to say, Cthulu is pleased and lunch is ruined."

[@madelynnanderson4859]

I wish Ellen had had tiny cat ears for when she transformed into the cat, that would have been the cutest thing ever! I thought, before I saw Ellen's cat puppet. Now my heart has grown from the sheer overload of cute!

[@Integer_Overload]

Slightly sketchy-looking person: *exists* Prudence: Do you want to _Explode_ ?

[@alwaysinverty9127]

A feline lock picker? Does that mean Ellen’s prestige class is a... *cat* burglar? I’ll boo myself off, thanks.

[@jonasclarke4980]

its harder for Corazon to tie up three goblins than Merilwen to pick a lock with lil ole cat paws

[@sapphiretempest3305]

I adore Jane's solution to some enemies that is just DOGPILE ON 'EM!

[@lightningwingdragon973]

Dob-pile on 'em

[@Charmknight015]

"We made some assumptions" hahahaha 😂

[@cttommy73]

Can we for D&D just have Jane and Mike killing in the most creative and hilarious as well as cruel ways possible?😁

[@DASBIGUN]

I bet...in a thousand years.......they would have NEVER thought this was going to happen OR be THIS popular.

[@ebony1442]

As a lover of pineapple, apparently I am a diabolist. Though, I will say that it has no place in potato salad.

[@PirateMaster45]

Awesome, I can now call pineapples the Devils Friut now! Thanks Johnny!

[@georgebynum2659]

Is it just me, or does Johnny have the air of a frustrated father on the verge of telling his unruly children he will turn this car right around?

[@handlebarfox2366]

"we've learned what the inside of a goblin looks like." Ok, I can't stop laughing.

[@giulianvaz3159]

Never knew i needed a dragon hat in my life till now

[@matthewknudson2443]

Giulian Vaz let's go steal that hat

[@MrDudeshutup123]

I love that each of the Characters have their own drinking vessel. Sure that Prudence's would be solid gold and blood would be her drink!

[@blougras]

Top notch banter.

[@Dragondave17real]

24:10 "a bloke dressed up as a pirate" I'm dead.

[@Ecirtap91]

Will our adventures ever find the gnome that took their gold or will Egbert be in the dark about their misdeeds forever? Will they ever have their picnic? In simple terms is there going to be more?

[@mart84]

What have we learned? Well we know what the inside of a Godlin head look's like thanks to Prudence.

[@danieltv9122]

I've just binge-watched the last two campaigns over the last few hour- shut up mum, the only outside I need is OUTSIDE XBOX (and XTRA)

[@ethicalrobin4552]

I can just imagine. Similar to a spot of bother he’s just like. “And it’s with a heavy hea-BLAAAAAAAAARGH that I must smite you”

[@beholdnonsense5100]

Seeing the live DnD come up and clicking on it Immediately be like: "Ladies and gents this is the moment you've waited for.."

[@rosyowl0391]

Merilwen: *turns into a cat* Me: aw that's cute Dob: *starts playing with Kittywen* Me: ... Me: be still my heart, for it is racing.

[@joshuahadams]

“This forest is very important, many things that have not yet come to pass will hinge on these very woods.” Like an exploding warehouse and chair vs cauldron battle.

[@ivanpetrov5255]

"You can still communicate with me. It's alright." "I know. I just like being a cat." Love that bit.

[@patrikhjorth3291]

"As the greenish Eldritch Bolt leaves Prudence's hand, it seems as if the surrounding trees cringe in horror. The bolt strikes the goblin squarely in the face, and its head bursts like a ripe tomato. A stench of sulfur briefly suffuses the area before it evaporates, and what's left of the goblin slumps to the ground with a wet thud. For a moment, the only thing heard is the patter of goblin bits raining down onto the forest floor."

[@longboweod]

In honor of the recent music video, let's all give thanks for the very first "Literally Everybody Else In The World."

[@I_am_PiT]

Extra 80 minutes of D&D OXBOX&OXTRA shenanigans? Don't mind if I do!

[@Jevroth]

12:29 when he gives the difficulty, and then people boo, then he throws out the "3 in a minute, 15 to 20 foot apart and you're going 'Ooooh'" and the handflip, about the best thing I've ever seen. Ellen's reaction to the whole bit is also kinda fantastic because I think she totally understands his point from the roleplay even in a fun way and loves his reaction, hence the shoulder pat. 20:51 again watch Ellen's reaction when she finds out animals and all the details. Just a brilliant DM work there, obviously this adventure was aimed for her character's background, but the way he made her get so invested in the story by his descriptions. How much you can she wants to hurt him because those tiny fuzzy animals running on belts is so real to her.

[@dbzrulesok]

If there is one thing that I beg of in future DnD games, it is the continuing adventures of Michael the Scouse Goat

[@hailsneazer6484]

"Kuthulu is pleased and lunch is ruined" words to live by

[@bvbblegvms]

19:35 The simultaneous face palm from Mike and Andy is just great!