Wildest Shark Attacks w/ Theo Von | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 197

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This week we have a very special 2 Bears 1 Cave with Tom Segura and guest bear Theo Von! They discuss having sunglass options, old school comedians with gimmicks, Matt Rife, and the evolution of getting on TV shows. They talk about Ole Miss and LSU College Football. They discuss how money has the potential to demotivate you and the feeling of making people laugh.
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00:00:00 - Intro
00:01:45 - Theo Von
00:03:19 - Sun Glasses and Gimmicks
00:10:56 - Matt Rife
00:16:37 - Anyone Can Be Famous
00:25:44 - Sitcoms and Auditions
00:36:31 - Committing Adultery, Shark Attacks And Scary Ocean Encounters
00:48:59 - Gigantic Comedians You Don't Know
00:53:50 - Mississippi
00:58:20 - LSU's Wild Locker Room and Recruiting
01:02:41 - The Battle of Motivation
01:09:45 - Trying To Stay Funny

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@MikeH7186
@MikeH7186 9 ай бұрын
"I don't vacation anywhere the bible happened." Theo is a genius.
@Johnny-re9kg
@Johnny-re9kg 9 ай бұрын
i lost it on that too :)
@jacobiwilson3887
@jacobiwilson3887 9 ай бұрын
A genius with Down Syndrome? I guess it adds up..
@xCLIPxGODx
@xCLIPxGODx 9 ай бұрын
​@@jacobiwilson3887hope u beat your down syndrome. Stay strong man.
@harrymothowl8923
@harrymothowl8923 9 ай бұрын
@@jacobiwilson3887Hey he beat it give him some respect hahaha
@jacobiwilson3887
@jacobiwilson3887 9 ай бұрын
@@harrymothowl8923 except he definitely didn't lmao for sure he still got a lil bit of downsie in him
@kjvmsc
@kjvmsc 9 ай бұрын
"i don't vacation anywhere where the bible happened, really" Theo's one-liners off the cuff always kill
@matthewyarborough8328
@matthewyarborough8328 9 ай бұрын
That’s such a good one too lmao
@dawsonpowers1
@dawsonpowers1 7 ай бұрын
It gets me everytime when you can hear the production team dying laughing from what Theo says … Theo is comedy gold 😂
@Lighthouselinda
@Lighthouselinda 5 ай бұрын
that's my favorite part! haha
@coreypitman802
@coreypitman802 2 ай бұрын
Great comedian! Even better interview if you stop and listen!
@popette13
@popette13 9 ай бұрын
Theo is so innocently funny it's just so precious - "the ocean is like wet time" lmao I love him
@meredithgrubb4497
@meredithgrubb4497 8 ай бұрын
I read this comment eight as he said it and it cracked me up
@LoddyDah
@LoddyDah 7 ай бұрын
He's actually such a deep thinker on accident. I love it. 😆
@Revenge793
@Revenge793 7 ай бұрын
This is actually such a bar man
@user-rb4cf5dy4p
@user-rb4cf5dy4p 2 ай бұрын
I don't get it
@joemclemore6624
@joemclemore6624 9 ай бұрын
Waking up to Theo and Tom is how a Monday SHOULD start!
@doingfreakythings9290
@doingfreakythings9290 9 ай бұрын
I'll brb I have to poop
@DeanJay88
@DeanJay88 9 ай бұрын
@@doingfreakythings9290 I won't stop pooping till this over, probable be a world record.
@doingfreakythings9290
@doingfreakythings9290 9 ай бұрын
@@DeanJay88 make us proud 👏
@ClintonMad
@ClintonMad 9 ай бұрын
Haha I was the 69th like, thank god Bert isn’t in this pod tho
@GReadyPrints
@GReadyPrints 9 ай бұрын
Ooo yea 😎
@CrimpG
@CrimpG 9 ай бұрын
That 12 pairs of sunglasses in a briefcase sounds like a Theo Von story😂
@policis
@policis 9 ай бұрын
You ment story about Teo 😂😂
@pizzlepayne91
@pizzlepayne91 9 ай бұрын
​@@policisnuh uh he didn't mean that
@CrimpG
@CrimpG 9 ай бұрын
True that. Theo was incognito as the realtor
@woodstock6792
@woodstock6792 9 ай бұрын
if one had wood frames
@austinsmith9899
@austinsmith9899 9 ай бұрын
Thought the same thing when he was telling it and came looking for this comment lol
@b3n751
@b3n751 7 ай бұрын
Tom wheezing thru 80% of this episode from laughing kills me. Toms so happy to have him on
@unclebuckshot8996
@unclebuckshot8996 9 ай бұрын
That dead straight stare after he tells Tom they're for being a little more incognito 💀
@a.girl.has.no.name_
@a.girl.has.no.name_ 9 ай бұрын
I don’t think another cohost has made Tom genuinely laugh so much. We need Theo on the regular!
@notoriouslybratty
@notoriouslybratty 9 ай бұрын
Well except Bert
@wisconsin9009
@wisconsin9009 9 ай бұрын
Gang gang
@nicksilver_music
@nicksilver_music 9 ай бұрын
Valar Morghulis
@Raisingwildminds
@Raisingwildminds 9 ай бұрын
Every pod he's been on wants Theo on the regular. The man can't be tied down! 😂
@impossiblegems
@impossiblegems 9 ай бұрын
@@notoriouslybrattymmm- he’s laughing at Bert not with him
@josephhayter7396
@josephhayter7396 9 ай бұрын
Bert’s best episode in a while
@kylerowland1227
@kylerowland1227 9 ай бұрын
😂😂
@jakebernard7439
@jakebernard7439 9 ай бұрын
This is jokes😂
@sarogers6294
@sarogers6294 8 ай бұрын
Legit
@Jon--Jones
@Jon--Jones 8 ай бұрын
I wonder why..... wink...... wink.........
@IceSick88
@IceSick88 8 ай бұрын
100. Shows always better when he's not here
@Jobiin
@Jobiin 9 ай бұрын
Nobody makes the producers in the background laugh like Theo does, legend.
@thomaswilliams2781
@thomaswilliams2781 9 ай бұрын
Can we replace Bert with Theo???
@sid1373
@sid1373 9 ай бұрын
Every time Tom talks I get PTSD that he’s gonna be interrupted after he gets halfway through a story
@JamesLeeBuzz
@JamesLeeBuzz 9 ай бұрын
Lmfao 😂 might want to hit up that BetterHelp !
@justincase3772
@justincase3772 9 ай бұрын
You don't have PTSD you're just a mark
@vexobenovex
@vexobenovex 9 ай бұрын
That Rob Lowe interview was so painful. I really wanted to hear Rob talk 😂.
@dubbydub9245
@dubbydub9245 9 ай бұрын
I finally checked out Bertcast when KZbin suggested the AYG episode with Hank Foley and Kevin Ryan. Couldn't make it past 20 minutes. ZERO focus on the guests, just Chrysler talking about himself 😬
@thisTofu
@thisTofu 9 ай бұрын
tom has stories? isnt he there to react to bert?
@geraldbronco870
@geraldbronco870 9 ай бұрын
“Boxers fight semi-injured urban men” - Theo is one of a kind 😂😂
@jacobberry3149
@jacobberry3149 9 ай бұрын
I'm here for the Jake Paul jabs 😂😂
@hc_gabe4078
@hc_gabe4078 9 ай бұрын
Tom and Theo need to make a podcast together, they blend so well
@SpykTheSpade
@SpykTheSpade 8 ай бұрын
I feel like Theo needs like 15 podcasts because of his chemistry 😂
@vylerdurden2615
@vylerdurden2615 7 ай бұрын
But they really don’t need to do that though
@littlewigglemonster7691
@littlewigglemonster7691 5 ай бұрын
Nooo. This ruins shit. It's like people who have Christmas up in November. It stops being special
@bassimprovjams3772
@bassimprovjams3772 9 ай бұрын
Man Theo on 2 bears with the laughing in the background is about to make me roll out my seat! Theo is my perfect kinda humor, the way he acts like he’s dead serious is what gets me
@badboyinjordanz
@badboyinjordanz 9 ай бұрын
“Most dudes who look like that are women” 😂😂😂😂 I literally burst into laughter.
@4Timesdafunky
@4Timesdafunky 9 ай бұрын
These two becoming friends has been great for humanity.
@dustinyelton52
@dustinyelton52 9 ай бұрын
Theo and Tom together are easily my favorite podcast pairing. They maintain their unique styles, keep the ball rolling for each other, and do it all without feeling or at least appearing threatened at all by each other. Never a dull or phony feeling moment with these two.
@ptaylor3304
@ptaylor3304 9 ай бұрын
Yeah Tom is very aware and keeps the flow perfectly
@Kimberly-Fredrick
@Kimberly-Fredrick 8 ай бұрын
Theo is like a caricature of comedy. Like he is a living cartoon living on his own sphere ♥️
@WalkerRamsey
@WalkerRamsey 9 ай бұрын
theo's ability to keep a straight face is admirable 🤣
@aarontyeah
@aarontyeah 9 ай бұрын
I think it’s because everything he says is so genuine where his mind is used to how outlandish he sounds
@cancelmecomedy
@cancelmecomedy 9 ай бұрын
So good 😂
@Brandon-xe1yt
@Brandon-xe1yt 9 ай бұрын
FINALLY a host who understands theos humor and dies laughing at EVERYTHING he says just like us
@dirkbercks8830
@dirkbercks8830 8 ай бұрын
Yeah right. Somehow Joe Rogan always struggles understanding Theo Von
@timmayer8041
@timmayer8041 8 ай бұрын
When I was first introduced to Theo, I thought he was an idiot. Now I think he's secretly a genius
@jaybabexox
@jaybabexox 6 ай бұрын
@@dirkbercks8830 yesss! I hate when he’s on JRE because Joe wants to dissect all of his silliness and you can see Theo shrink.
@michaelvincent1378
@michaelvincent1378 9 ай бұрын
I love how Theo heard Joe say "accoutrements" and now it's on baby.
@user-nr2jn6vk6h
@user-nr2jn6vk6h 9 ай бұрын
Bert’s best episode in a while. Theos unintentional humor is my favorite .
@jan.plays.guitar
@jan.plays.guitar 9 ай бұрын
„Tom & not Bert“ is my favorite Edit: having Theo on makes my day 🎉
@dinzyd5332
@dinzyd5332 9 ай бұрын
what you dont want to hear the insane lamentings of a man trying to come to grips with his impending doom due to alcoholism mixed with braggadocious self indulgent stories of his physical/prowess that is comparable to a retired professional athlete? weird
@jan.plays.guitar
@jan.plays.guitar 9 ай бұрын
@@dinzyd5332sowwy
@logansmithers5480
@logansmithers5480 9 ай бұрын
@@dinzyd5332very well said 😂
@MrB4
@MrB4 9 ай бұрын
Was looking to see if someone else had the same thought haha
@joshm.9224
@joshm.9224 9 ай бұрын
Next to the sound of my daughters laughter, Tom’s black guy voice is my favorite sound.
@DarkLordofTheSith69
@DarkLordofTheSith69 9 ай бұрын
Dookie shoes and Nah'mean
@Quarrelstick
@Quarrelstick 9 ай бұрын
Hey Reggie! Get on my knee we got a bit to do
@jermw9922
@jermw9922 9 ай бұрын
Dats cricket, I been knowing cricket 20 years
@DarkLordofTheSith69
@DarkLordofTheSith69 9 ай бұрын
@@jermw9922 him and lil stink were at the 7/11
@soupstheman143
@soupstheman143 9 ай бұрын
Oh fuck! It should’ve hit me when seeing the thumbnail this Ep is about to be black voice/skirting the line of racism MANIA
@dylanlooney6573
@dylanlooney6573 9 ай бұрын
Id listen to this every week. I can’t handle more than 5 minutes of Bert
@sigmundferd1359
@sigmundferd1359 8 ай бұрын
​@asicveg it happens to almost every single comedian when they get massive. They start playing to the lowest common denominator rather than sticking to their idea of what is funny. Always socks when it happens but when you have the chance at making generational wealth I can't really blame them.
@bimbodice624
@bimbodice624 7 ай бұрын
​@@sigmundferd1359katt Williams is funny af.
@ignatiusjackson235
@ignatiusjackson235 5 ай бұрын
​@@sigmundferd1359 That's patently untrue. Guys like Carlin only got more uninhibited with success. Dave Chappelle is probably the biggest comic is the business. You think he lost his edge? Even if you didn't like his last special, the 4 before that were straight fire. I never thought Joe Rogan was a great comic or anything, but his most impressive work to me has been since he got the big bucks, Fear Factor and beyond. I will openly grant you that a lot of guys do sell out, and it sucks when they do, but that doesn't apply to EVERY COMIC by any means whatsoever. Other class acts like Bill Burr and Louis C.K. have had their ups and downs, but the material was always of a high caliber and it was never pandering or dumbed down or lazy. Quit being cynical, because true professionals do exist, and they should hold themselves to such comprehensive standards.
@sigmundferd1359
@sigmundferd1359 5 ай бұрын
@ignatiusjackson235 "almost every comic," doesn't mean every comic. Furthermore Carlin was more of a preacher than a comic by the end of his career. Same thing is happening to Chappelle. I've loved his last specials but he's getting to be less and less of a comedian and more of a preacher.
@user-yu4lp8jg9v
@user-yu4lp8jg9v 2 ай бұрын
@@ignatiusjackson235 Dave has for sure gotten worse. Bert is just a big fat child with wild comments, loving life and brings energy to the room. Not sure why he gets so much hate. His standup is....ehhh lol, but interviews combined with tom is hilarious
@porkchopexpress2056
@porkchopexpress2056 9 ай бұрын
I used to love 2 bears but Bert is hard for me to watch constantly. But these 2, I’m totally up for
@sarahjane2048
@sarahjane2048 8 ай бұрын
Bert is too high energy
@conman00007
@conman00007 8 ай бұрын
Too unfunny 😂😂
@baston3205
@baston3205 8 ай бұрын
He takes over every podcast. I used to like him a lot, and while it’s great he’s had such extreme success recently I think it’s changed his personality in a bad way for podcasting. Especially when there’s a guest on, and ESPECIALLY in a comedy podcast. You’re supposed to ask questions and get the ball rolling and let the guest shine while you take a bad seat and build onto what they’re saying. Bert feels like a guest in every podcast he’s in.
@porkchopexpress2056
@porkchopexpress2056 8 ай бұрын
@@baston3205 dude 100%, u nailed it.
@peted7891
@peted7891 4 ай бұрын
BearRat king
@joshisajedi2461
@joshisajedi2461 9 ай бұрын
Theo is the only comedian that makes every podcast host die laughing when he’s on.
@HappyDays66666
@HappyDays66666 9 ай бұрын
mark normand
@6laka.
@6laka. 9 ай бұрын
Joey Diaz
@Noneofyourbyisness
@Noneofyourbyisness 9 ай бұрын
Me
@nearlyindieonly5141
@nearlyindieonly5141 9 ай бұрын
No he isn’t just say he’s your favourite
@matthewevans4186
@matthewevans4186 9 ай бұрын
@@nearlyindieonly5141LMAO bingo
@justahusk8151
@justahusk8151 9 ай бұрын
Theo is amazing at painting vivid pictures of scenes. How he explained the room with the homophobic dad was AMAZING. Curling paper, mom stops making a salad.
@andervanburren4980
@andervanburren4980 8 ай бұрын
The crew laughing makes it so much better imo lol😂
@tommarino69
@tommarino69 9 ай бұрын
Only Theo would wear "incognito" glasses on a very popular podcast on KZbin 😂
@sonnyboy1618
@sonnyboy1618 9 ай бұрын
Holy shit I just realized who Tom was talking to after reading this.. I knew he looked familiar.
@Eric-zo8wo
@Eric-zo8wo 8 ай бұрын
1:38: 😎 Theo Von fills in for Bert Kreischer on Two Bears One Cave and they discuss sunglasses and the impact they have on perception. 6:49: 👨‍🎤 The speaker discusses individuals who have a specific item or persona that they always have with them, such as sunglasses or a certain style of dress, and how it relates to their comedy performances. 13:24: 🗣 The conversation discusses the merging of different industries and the freedom to pursue new endeavors without seeking permission. 20:26: 🎭 The hosts discuss the evolution of comedy acts, from novelty acts to sitcoms. 27:39: 😩 The speaker reflects on the lack of interest in shows produced by streaming apps and the pressure to pursue acting roles that didn't align with their interests. 38:02: 😱 A man swimming in Egypt was attacked and eaten by a shark, while his father and girlfriend watched in horror. 41:04: 😱 The speaker shares scary experiences in the ocean, including getting caught in a riptide and encountering undercurrents while snorkeling. 49:09: 🎭 The speaker discusses various comedians and their acts, including a comedian who had a guitar act and another who was a cowboy. 54:37: 😮 The speaker discusses the differences between the college experience at Oxford and Mississippi State University, and reflects on how his life would have been different if he had attended college. 1:01:58: 🎤 The conversation discusses the motivation and doubts that arise in the careers of performers, particularly in stand-up comedy. 1:08:29: 😂 The thrill of making audiences laugh is the best feeling in the world and the reason why comedians continue to do what they do. 1:15:00: 🎭 The conversation discusses the comedian's success and touring strategies, emphasizing the importance of enjoying life and finding a healthy balance. 1:21:25: 🗣 The hosts discuss the importance of being oneself and send well wishes to a friend. Recap by Tammy AI
@seraph6758
@seraph6758 8 ай бұрын
@42:32 omg swim sideways don’t “let it take you”.. 🤦‍♂️🤣👍👍👍 going parallel with the beach has save my life, on the Oregon coast! 🙂
@OdensJournal2d
@OdensJournal2d 8 ай бұрын
I genuinely can’t handle how funny Theo is. I can’t think of a single person like him and his ability to be so consistently funny while being able to keep a convo going
@samus40glock
@samus40glock 9 ай бұрын
We need a Tom and Theo show.
@spencer6315
@spencer6315 9 ай бұрын
Call it TNT 🧨
@BallerTWashington
@BallerTWashington 9 ай бұрын
@@spencer6315 sorry, that’s been reserved for the Tom and Tim Show
@publicplans5696
@publicplans5696 9 ай бұрын
@@BallerTWashingtonwho?
@BallerTWashington
@BallerTWashington 9 ай бұрын
@@publicplans5696 just a reference to comments at the time calling for the TNT show when Tim Dillon co-Beared. Tom n Tim. They were also excellent together.
@coveredup8369
@coveredup8369 9 ай бұрын
You really see the true potential of this podcast when there’s a great guest, and moon face isn’t interrupting every 6 to 11 seconds to talk about himself. Theo is genius. Gang 🤘🏼
@cdormk29
@cdormk29 9 ай бұрын
Moon face 😂 tremendous
@pyrophoria2206
@pyrophoria2206 9 ай бұрын
I think you'd prefer Your Mom's House
@williamRE
@williamRE 9 ай бұрын
So you mean just a different podcast with Tom? Do you breathe through your mouth?
@nottomclancy2439
@nottomclancy2439 9 ай бұрын
@@pyrophoria2206 Yes he would and yes I do.
@BattleBro77
@BattleBro77 9 ай бұрын
@@pyrophoria2206 Trading one moon face for another
@pattaccone5347
@pattaccone5347 8 ай бұрын
“ no one wants to see that shit” Tom says two seconds after me 😂😂
@tajdashaun
@tajdashaun 9 ай бұрын
The show producers laughing in the background make this 10x funnier 😂😂😂
@CezaMVO
@CezaMVO 9 ай бұрын
Not only did Theo finally come on 2B1C, but Barf isn't there to ruin it. This is a podcast miracle. The ratking will go down as a legend! 🐀 🤴
@brentbrooks3664
@brentbrooks3664 9 ай бұрын
Let’s pair him up with the cockroach king
@ASM881
@ASM881 9 ай бұрын
Anytime Barf isn’t on 2B1C, it’s a good day. The stupidity and ignorance factor decreases by a good 237% and so does the interruption factor and stupid laughing. I’m gonna buy a lottery ticket today.
@johnnie543
@johnnie543 9 ай бұрын
@@brentbrooks3664 The Roach and the Rat
@InspectahReese
@InspectahReese 9 ай бұрын
@@johnnie543brilliant podcast idea here
@AustinCraft
@AustinCraft 9 ай бұрын
Nice to see Theo supporting these small podcast. Really good guy.
@rileypeters7919
@rileypeters7919 9 ай бұрын
Small podcast??
@christianfernandez9310
@christianfernandez9310 9 ай бұрын
@@rileypeters7919learn sarcasm
@BBD-AITB
@BBD-AITB 9 ай бұрын
@@christianfernandez9310 rule #1 on internet comments: unless you use a /s tag, at least one autistic person will assume you weren't being autistic.
@everythingallin4905
@everythingallin4905 9 ай бұрын
It's my first time seeing or hearing about it. Do you guys have a problem with that?
@andrewlallier3225
@andrewlallier3225 9 ай бұрын
@@rileypeters7919 9am..z9.. as.0000 a 😮😊😅😢
@TF22453
@TF22453 9 ай бұрын
I didn’t have a ton of exposure to Tom before this (only his standup) and was really surprised by the pearls of wisdom and the natural coaching and mentoring he brought to the episode. Really fun interaction
@n3wm3x
@n3wm3x 9 ай бұрын
" I dont vacation places where the bible took place " I havent laughed this hard in forever 😂😂😂😭😭😭😭🤣💀💀💀💀
@robertallison4878
@robertallison4878 9 ай бұрын
Theo making Tom laugh so much shows how amazing he is.
@armandopadilla7509
@armandopadilla7509 9 ай бұрын
Theo- “you can’t even cheat on your diet the town so small “ I literally died of laughter
@user-ue6qg9ek3l
@user-ue6qg9ek3l 9 ай бұрын
The funny thing is that I've actually experienced this, he's not even lying
@curlyb
@curlyb 9 ай бұрын
Died? Spooky that you got that comment out! 👻
@jeb6361
@jeb6361 9 ай бұрын
"literally" Community college isn't that expensive bro.
@mehhou401
@mehhou401 9 ай бұрын
​@@curlybnegative iq
@cancelmecomedy
@cancelmecomedy 9 ай бұрын
🤣
@tommyespinosa8280
@tommyespinosa8280 7 ай бұрын
Theo starting the pod with gratitude is one of a million reasons to love the guy.
@AaronFernandes__
@AaronFernandes__ 9 ай бұрын
It is so refreshing seeing how well Tom and his crew get Theo’s comedy style. As for Joe and other people it just goes right over his head haha
@daraider1254
@daraider1254 9 ай бұрын
100%, to be fair rogan has gotten better with theo haha
@danielcruz1263
@danielcruz1263 9 ай бұрын
its all that damn grease Joe rubs onto his bald head
@gdt19871
@gdt19871 9 ай бұрын
^^^I've totally noticed that
@CalebsCars
@CalebsCars 9 ай бұрын
Cuz joe is always so high
@17luisramirez
@17luisramirez 9 ай бұрын
Joe is always great with Theo
@megyskermike
@megyskermike 9 ай бұрын
I'm only 23 minutes in, but this is the best two bears I've seen in a long time. Tom and Theo killing it.
@clintonleonard5187
@clintonleonard5187 9 ай бұрын
For real, I mostly just watch this show out of habit. It's not that funny with Bert, but this episode is gold.
@yellowleaf28
@yellowleaf28 9 ай бұрын
You know Bret is comparing his views
@Raisingwildminds
@Raisingwildminds 9 ай бұрын
Saaaaame I've been underwhelmed with the guests lately, even the "big gets", and even Bert (though I love him more than most people seem to 😅) has been getting less relatable and funny imo. This was super refreshing.
@BirdyVlad
@BirdyVlad 9 ай бұрын
48:00 "This is why we've chosen to be on land, I bet there were more ppl in the water back then" LMAO 😂😂
@aleksandarpolak
@aleksandarpolak 8 ай бұрын
I need a movie where Tom is a butcher and Theo is a POW 🤣🤣🤣
@MsMak03
@MsMak03 4 ай бұрын
😂😂 I gotta see it
@damntravis6056
@damntravis6056 9 күн бұрын
A POW or a cow?
@jayjason2517
@jayjason2517 9 ай бұрын
Theo's joke about Bert having a house just for his salt intake And saying Nadav isn't sick but he would be hard to insure was funny. 😂
@BigPlaysOnly
@BigPlaysOnly 9 ай бұрын
freaking gems 😂
@curlyb
@curlyb 9 ай бұрын
Freaking hilarious stuff!!!!!
@Derek_Keenan
@Derek_Keenan 9 ай бұрын
best of luck to Bert's flood plain and canals
@TendoTheDude
@TendoTheDude 9 ай бұрын
"The ocean is so heartless, it's like wet time" -Theo
@HorseInTheHospital
@HorseInTheHospital 9 ай бұрын
Tom’s gears were turning to figure out if that’s really what Theo just said lol
@TendoTheDude
@TendoTheDude 9 ай бұрын
@@HorseInTheHospital 🤣 so true
@clydefrog5609
@clydefrog5609 9 ай бұрын
I read this the exact same time as those said it.
@KyleMartz
@KyleMartz 9 ай бұрын
@@clydefrog5609lmao me too
@chasewatson1505
@chasewatson1505 7 ай бұрын
Loved hearing the people in the background bust out laughing the entire podcast! 😂😂
@skylarlinden5757
@skylarlinden5757 9 ай бұрын
22:38 The dude laughing in the background made this so much funnier
@richardandrade9418
@richardandrade9418 9 ай бұрын
To replace Brett's face with Theo's makes our mondays absolutely magical
@jarnold1789
@jarnold1789 9 ай бұрын
I actually want to listen now!
@ImTubeCool23
@ImTubeCool23 9 ай бұрын
Right !
@samanthad708
@samanthad708 9 ай бұрын
I would pay a monthly fee to watch these two weekly!!!
@SwissTrippin
@SwissTrippin 9 ай бұрын
LOL the persistent hate on fat Rob is impressive🤣
@princevegeta-son
@princevegeta-son 9 ай бұрын
Yeah they should just kick Bert off of the pod, am I right?!
@jaybabexox
@jaybabexox 9 ай бұрын
The funniest thing about this episode is how funny Tom thinks Theo is 😂
@scottwilson8978
@scottwilson8978 9 ай бұрын
You can tell he legit thinks theo is hilarious. I love seeing people appreciate theos humor.
@just.my.two.cents.
@just.my.two.cents. 6 ай бұрын
THIS!
@Jesus.X
@Jesus.X 9 ай бұрын
All the matt rife jokes were hilarious. He said lint in his 6 pack cuts 😂
@meredithgrubb4497
@meredithgrubb4497 8 ай бұрын
My goodness, i really just love Theo with all my heart.
@caseyberry6959
@caseyberry6959 9 ай бұрын
Tom is one of us that truly sees the hilarity in Theo. I swear some of theos one liners are pure genius
@clintonleonard5187
@clintonleonard5187 9 ай бұрын
"Most dudes that look like that are women" was an all-time one liner, and he came up with it in seconds.
@drewforbes8980
@drewforbes8980 9 ай бұрын
“we need a lot more mirrors in the economy”
@xJRxinated
@xJRxinated 9 ай бұрын
Gillis is the same. Picks up on every line
@A-ROD-oe8wl
@A-ROD-oe8wl 9 ай бұрын
Can barely enjoy them with those fookin hyenas in the background lol
@darrenaragon4831
@darrenaragon4831 9 ай бұрын
These two need a permanent pod together. I would watch that everyday. Such a gift on a Monday.
@kajabrill2404
@kajabrill2404 9 ай бұрын
I agree
@user-wf3bp5zu3u
@user-wf3bp5zu3u 9 ай бұрын
Can’t remember the last podcast with this many quality laughs throughout the entire thing. Wild. Lightning in a bottle, Theo should be a semi regular for sure
@C4r0lin3
@C4r0lin3 8 ай бұрын
I could listen to these 2 all day
@jamesbullock7091
@jamesbullock7091 9 ай бұрын
Whoa, a 2 Bears where both people are funny AND get to talk uninterrupted. Mind blown 🤯
@SAHtoshiDude
@SAHtoshiDude 9 ай бұрын
Is this your first episode? They’re al funny, especially the Bert ones. Don’t hate
@Justinbuhagiar
@Justinbuhagiar 9 ай бұрын
@@SAHtoshiDude Bert isnt funny.
@FloridaWeed
@FloridaWeed 9 ай бұрын
​@@Justinbuhagiarim not the biggest bert fan in the world. But im starting to like him more because of all the haters. Yall need to relax. Too judgemental for something that really doesnt affect you
@ncarollo504
@ncarollo504 9 ай бұрын
And we don’t have to listen to a fake laugh in the range of a dog whistle 🎉
@dyelan2010
@dyelan2010 9 ай бұрын
That intolerable bafoon should go into hiding. Bernt chrysler needs to go away. Touch my camera through the fence.
@AzzurroWolf
@AzzurroWolf 9 ай бұрын
Theo is genuinely top tier. He always makes me laugh. Never misses.
@just.my.two.cents.
@just.my.two.cents. 6 ай бұрын
The background laughs are HILARIOUS! They need to put a mic back there to amplify the hehehes 😂
@lachazaroony
@lachazaroony 6 ай бұрын
I can listen to Theo for hours on end and never get bored.
@b2rad
@b2rad 9 ай бұрын
Finally a 2 Bears episode I can stomach. Based Theo.
@Kickboxer95
@Kickboxer95 9 ай бұрын
Only reason Im watching it
@lamashtu3449
@lamashtu3449 9 ай бұрын
@@Kickboxer95same here
@Evzsz
@Evzsz 9 ай бұрын
Facts 😂 I find Bert unbearable (no pun intended) at this point. I don’t listen/watch if he’s on.
@mr.marvel6109
@mr.marvel6109 9 ай бұрын
Big same
@adamakii
@adamakii 9 ай бұрын
i smile ear to ear everytime bert isnt in an episode
@hunteranderson1046
@hunteranderson1046 9 ай бұрын
It’s so nice to hear Toms thoughts and actually have a conversation.
@squeezeslemons
@squeezeslemons 9 ай бұрын
Yea thank god we got to hear about “the art of stand up comedy” for the billionth time
@CoolGuyClubGuitarNoises
@CoolGuyClubGuitarNoises 9 ай бұрын
@@squeezeslemonslow and loose comment tbh
@albertoduqe
@albertoduqe 7 ай бұрын
Theo is unique. The constant laughs on the background represents everyone watching this piece of genious.
@quinnpolonsky
@quinnpolonsky 3 ай бұрын
The laughing from the people in the back is what gets me 😂
@clintonleonard5187
@clintonleonard5187 9 ай бұрын
God damn, Theo was so on point that day. One of his best podcast appearances.
@micahvdw962
@micahvdw962 9 ай бұрын
The bible line was so good
@clarinne1
@clarinne1 9 ай бұрын
Theo is a national treasure. So lucky to have him.
@wisconsin9009
@wisconsin9009 9 ай бұрын
Gang gang
@kendraarnold2344
@kendraarnold2344 9 ай бұрын
TOM YOU LOOK REALLY GOOD! Hell yea dude!!! I’m so proud of you!!!
@Wayneraltman
@Wayneraltman 9 ай бұрын
Jerry Clower is one of the greatest comedians of all time. Good for you Theo.
@13StJimmy
@13StJimmy 9 ай бұрын
I know Bert and Tom is the buddy comedy we all love but Theo’s off the wall humor and Toms deadpan quick whit is a match made in Heaven imo
@carissalemire9683
@carissalemire9683 9 ай бұрын
Even when Theo catches Tom with something way off the map abd funny Tom gets through it like it's natural and laughs after! Must be use to hanging with Theo!
@carissalemire9683
@carissalemire9683 9 ай бұрын
Because some of the shit Theo just randomly drops would stop me in my tracks laughing!
@dogg92
@dogg92 9 ай бұрын
Bert isn't funny. He's just like a sidekick to Tom. I don't believe he ever actually says anything funny of his own accord.
@tray-key-OS-tuh-me
@tray-key-OS-tuh-me 9 ай бұрын
theyy are pbj
@StanleyKubick1
@StanleyKubick1 9 ай бұрын
*wit
@user-uc3ew6rx5k
@user-uc3ew6rx5k 9 ай бұрын
This is probably the most I've heard Tim speak during a Bearcast. These 2 need to be a monthly pod.
@benjaminwelch607
@benjaminwelch607 9 ай бұрын
TnT podcast TnT comedy podcast I agree they could make an awesome podcast.
@nicherman6759
@nicherman6759 6 ай бұрын
You know theos funny when you hear the stream director just laughing his ass off in the background the whole show 😂
@christopherlopez6656
@christopherlopez6656 9 ай бұрын
“i don’t watch a lot of that but i’ll look at it” LOL
@Travishibachi87
@Travishibachi87 Ай бұрын
That one amongst many others had me dying 🤣🤣🤣
@OsuFOOTBALL9
@OsuFOOTBALL9 9 ай бұрын
The people dying in the background at Theo saying “if you’re in a wheelchair you should do blackface” absolutely killed me 😂
@Travishibachi87
@Travishibachi87 Ай бұрын
That one had me in tears. The producers in the background laughing was hilarious lol.
@bossbaby2112
@bossbaby2112 9 ай бұрын
A breathe of fresh air to have Tom giving Theo space to talk
@MC-ji9du
@MC-ji9du 9 ай бұрын
The best is watching Tom try to keep a straight face and not laugh. The absolute *struggle*
@hiphopfaerie
@hiphopfaerie 9 ай бұрын
You're looking great, Tom!!! Amazing perseverance with your fitness regiment
@anthony5227
@anthony5227 9 ай бұрын
Theo is so genuine in his ridiculousness. You get lost in what’s fact, what’s stretched, and what’s completely made up 😂😂
@AvatarOfPerdition
@AvatarOfPerdition 9 ай бұрын
What’s crazy about this is everyone is on the “Hate Bert” train for lying about his experiences, especially on podcasts, just to be outlandish and funny but that’s *LITERALLY* exactly what on does and you won’t find similar hate anywhere.
@samc6734
@samc6734 9 ай бұрын
I think he's just full of shit all the time
@PissRat69
@PissRat69 9 ай бұрын
@@AvatarOfPerditionbecause Bert’s annoying
@BBD-AITB
@BBD-AITB 9 ай бұрын
@@AvatarOfPerdition for me, it's because Burnt laughs SO hard at his own jokes. He laughs harder at his jokes than he does at anyone else's jokes, and it's not like he's fucking Dave Attell.
@JohnDoe-ep1cp
@JohnDoe-ep1cp 9 ай бұрын
​@bigblackdeck6745 shouldn't we all. If my own jokes and stories ain't funny to me why would I tell them? Lmao let's hate the guy for laughing to much and to loud 😂 imagine being so miserable you hear someone laugh to much and you hate them for it. God the internet is sad 😂
@yourenotrelatable
@yourenotrelatable 9 ай бұрын
Theo is a true comic’s comic.
@Contractorhouseguy
@Contractorhouseguy 9 ай бұрын
Kat willams
@Karda_Nava
@Karda_Nava 8 ай бұрын
It’s always an absolute delight when these two are together. I always look forward to those occurrences
@Karen-fk1iv
@Karen-fk1iv 9 ай бұрын
thank you for not having bart! can finally watch this pod
@nottomclancy2439
@nottomclancy2439 9 ай бұрын
Preach.
@thetruth1862
@thetruth1862 9 ай бұрын
This means that Theo will be on first date !!
@nathanielthomas7830
@nathanielthomas7830 9 ай бұрын
Seeing how he reacts to LC is going to be legendary
@lukeut8680
@lukeut8680 9 ай бұрын
He will take time out of his schedule to throw it in her. Gang.
@thetruth1862
@thetruth1862 9 ай бұрын
@@JayMac awww man
@JC-hq7iu
@JC-hq7iu 9 ай бұрын
@@JayMacpodcasts are released about a month after recording usually
@WKRP187
@WKRP187 9 ай бұрын
​@@JayMacWhat does that mean?! You think they filmed this episode yesterday or something?? Seems like a month is about the norm
@travisturner1582
@travisturner1582 9 ай бұрын
Even though I’ve already heard Tom speak about 7 or 8 times in the last few years while on this Podcast with Brent, it’s still refreshing to hear him get a few sentences in.
@allisonlindblade3911
@allisonlindblade3911 7 ай бұрын
I love the guy who keeps dying laughing in the background LOL
@criscristofferson7381
@criscristofferson7381 9 ай бұрын
Just left last week’s episode bc I can’t take a whole episode of Brent interrupting stories from someone as awesome as Rob Lowe
@AirDwindler402
@AirDwindler402 9 ай бұрын
Thanks for letting everyone know. Your starving for attention that bad huh?
@hannibalbarca4430
@hannibalbarca4430 9 ай бұрын
@@AirDwindler402not as bad as Bert’s
@thewhitedread7572
@thewhitedread7572 9 ай бұрын
​@@AirDwindler402fun fact "starving for attention" is actually the scientific term used to define Bart's speech pattern
@CasualObserver111
@CasualObserver111 9 ай бұрын
Rob Lowe took it like a champ though. He’s a true pro. I could listen to him tell stories all day.
@krotchlickmeugh627
@krotchlickmeugh627 9 ай бұрын
Rob Lowe is a pedofile he talked to Joe on his podcast out of nowhere if he liked grilled chicken or pizza. Out of the fucking blue. Grilled chicken is little boys. Pepperoni pizza is little girls. I'm never one to go wild conspiracy. But that whole episode had some creepy Easter eggs like that
@chase_k23
@chase_k23 9 ай бұрын
Can Bert just go into hibernation now and we make Theo the new second bear?
@brendansheehy8124
@brendansheehy8124 9 ай бұрын
1 Bear 1 Rat 1 Cave
@Savsal12
@Savsal12 8 ай бұрын
Yea burt needs to go
@SnubzyWoW
@SnubzyWoW 9 ай бұрын
the dude laughing in the backround is killing me
@JP_517
@JP_517 9 ай бұрын
Theo said “menstrual shows” instead of “minstrel shows” 😂
@vincek6613
@vincek6613 9 ай бұрын
Finally an episode I can actually watch, being Bert free
@larryshepherd5380
@larryshepherd5380 9 ай бұрын
Theo is the unique one in comedy. His brain isn't normal. Legend.
@alejandroflores6519
@alejandroflores6519 9 ай бұрын
Hearing today’s podcast it finally clicked how little conversation is had between Tom and Bert. And it’s just Bert’s “me me me”
@jas0nd3an
@jas0nd3an 9 ай бұрын
Burp doesn’t know anything else. He’s an awful human.
@WheezyTsunami
@WheezyTsunami 9 ай бұрын
Theo was a hilarious guest bear. Would love to see him back
@bigdawg4916
@bigdawg4916 9 ай бұрын
These two flow together really well. I hope they collaborate more
@chancetollison2243
@chancetollison2243 9 ай бұрын
Nadav back there having the time of his life with this one.
@RipRoarinRedneck0311
@RipRoarinRedneck0311 9 ай бұрын
I LOVE that Tom said that Theo is the same at home, on stage, and everywhere else.
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