WILL DAN AND PHIL PRESS THE BUTTON??

[@tulip5210]

It didn't say what you could murder, you could murder a fly.

[@kitchensinkchronicles3272]

Tulop that actually a really smart loophole I haven't seen someone say that before

[@tulip5210]

:) yay!

[@vividvidya6251]

or murder other murderers and play god like Kira.

[@ayeshasalier8218]

Tulop Ooooooh, smart!

[@tulip5210]

Do not kill me I am enjoying this too much.... the crime of unlawfully killing a person especially with malice aforethought

[@maybiscantillo7814]

Why is nobody talking about how Phil was offended when Dan chose to live alone?

[@sincerelysophiax]

I thought that was really cute haha

[@maybiscantillo7814]

Candee Sundai LPS yeah just look at his face and the tone he use when he speak, i felt it kinda upset

[@iramh1279]

Maybis Cantillo lol we all know Dan would never live alone he practically cries when Phil leaves for a few days who you kidding Dan? 😂

[@felicia9199]

KAI 1.32 I think

[@tinypotatoes4159]

idk

[@laylaismail5297]

Phil is wearing a pug sweatshirt...HOW CAN ANY LIVING CREATURE NOT LIKE HIM?!?!?!

[@IMISSBTS]

Layla Ismail IKR!!

[@myk2164]

Layla Ismail omg ikr (also I've met someone irl with the exact same name as you lol)

[@Greenmeggs_nham]

Layla Ismail

[@maddiehj9246]

Layla Ismail YES

[@lety1534]

Layla Ismail I like Dan better but I like Phill too

[@giannarighi2168]

Dan pretends to be all antisocial and "I want to be alone" but then he complains when he's home alone and Skypes Phil when he's traveling. We're on to your game, Danyul.

[@lithan6654]

but he just has fear of outside people but an island with no people at all he wouldn't be scared and feel the need of company

[@OP-1000]

NoninterestingDylan. Dan...on a island....with trees..... in the dark....surrounded by water......with unknown creatures. And spiders, don’t forget the spiders 🕷

[@jennabark5710]

Mazabrei **Daniel*

[@anothersocialreject988]

jenna bark they meant to spell it danyul

[@fluffystuff500]

NoninterestingDylan but.... there would be no Wi-Fi or houses as no one will have been there before. He'd eventually need help.

[@guppy8073]

Danisnotastarfish and AGlitteringPhil

[@guppy8073]

I love these haha

[@adhdmedsandmath]

Shadow_Owl242 I think you mean Danisastarfish

[@aditivishwanath4476]

i'm not the only one

[@shuhao2817]

Shadow_Owl242 hash i m not the only one who see thes names 😂

[@acaziahkawasaki1082]

dan girling I've started tapping them out of habit just to see what awful pun or joke Dan has added 😂

[@agreenpar]

I can listen to Phil speaking intellectually forever.

[@cecilia1406]

HiMyNameisPeter yes and I LOVE YOUR PROFILE PIC OMG

[@iamawesomesauce68]

I loved when he started to get really insightful and actually thought out his responses. I can definitely imagine him and Dan having deep philosophical conversations that ultimately end in Dan having an existential crisis.

[@agreenpar]

Cecília Porto Thank you.

[@agreenpar]

iamawesomesauce68 same. I especially liked when he started talking about playing God and how decisions mean something and I'm just sitting here like "yes Phil, please, keep talking."

[@iamawesomesauce68]

+HiMyNameisPeter Yes! He should seriously post videos discussing that kind of thing. Philosophy with Phil. I mean, his name is in the word!

[@RegularOddball]

shit when dan pressed the button about the island thing dUDE if i was phil i would have cried

[@vulixirus]

I think he was mostly joking but it still made me a little sad.

[@paisleigh1989]

vulixirus I was like you can Skype for the videos and talk

[@philtrashnumber2533]

they could just USE THE INTERNET but thats kinda sad that they wont be able to see each other anymore bc they were so excited to meet each other when they first met

[@cheekydanny6903]

tasminemma dan cant live without phil we all know the truth

[@milkycake9009]

tasminemma - Ikr 😢

[@GmmBeast]

Awwww Phil was soo sad when Dan said he would love to be alone.

[@soniafong7491]

Hope Morrison /(

[@bymrtha]

i still get really twitchy when dan reads it as "you will always smell OF rotting meat" instead of "you will always smell rotting meat" bc they're practically twO COMPLETELY DIFFERENT THINGS

[@baileys3398]

PenguinIsFarts ikr. It kinda made me freak out but it's dan so it's ok

[@paigeevans516]

PenguinIsFarts saaammmee

[@sushaedwards3850]

PenguinIsFarts IKR

[@briannaconnelly9283]

PenguinIsFarts that's why I was looking at the comments

[@v-shadeproductions3823]

YES! I'm glad someone agrees with me!

[@shadythot1765]

Vote for Phil to never wear contacts again

[@twentyonepanickingcrybabie3465]

HeyNah❤ WHERE CAN I VOTEEEE

[@ripvanwinkle7603]

Glasses Phil glasses 👓

[@whyismimotaken9351]

YASSSSSS he's so HOT wearing glasses.

[@Nuudelikeitto]

I'm seriously dumbfounded by the fact that people actually want to become immortal like that's the worst fear of mine

[@nataveco]

Nuudelikeitto same like imagine watching all your loved ones die and seeing the end of the world like omg it's so terrible

[@bbarrett492]

Nuudelikeitto S A M E

[@catmorris3532]

Ummmm..... immortal literally means that you can't die....

[@nahman6790]

if you were drained of all your blood and were to get your brain removed and melted, you would die, as i said indestructible means can't be killed, immortal means will never die. that does not mean thou can't be destroyed.

[@mickeym00]

I thought being immortal just meant that you don't age like a normal mortal being, but instead that your body CAN live forever, but that didn't mean that you cannot be killed...?

[@samiiamii]

"With all of the feels but none of the speaks." I love Phil so much

[@geoffreyh]

I hope Phil knows he has been looking extra beautiful lately

[@boringbailey10]

He always looks extra beautiful.

[@tyjoandjishdone422]

Phanic!AtTheWeekndHarmonizerCrybaby he's too beautiful to be extra beautiful

[@morgankayex]

Phanic!AtTheWeekndHarmonizerCrybaby He's so wonderful and I hope he understands this

[@graysonobrien1819]

Tyjo and Jish done So true...

[@cathycampbell2600]

+DanAndPhilGAMES Well, now you kno! And you too Dan!

[@hhgreggfan]

BLESS PHIL FOR COMING THROUGH AND HAVING DAN WEAR GLASSES, I'M IN TEARS.

[@stanl3yuris]

Don't Cry,CRAFT!

[@raeleelol]

wheN

[@fish3857]

The Geeky Alternate Universe, featuring Dan wearing glasses

[@mmoons98]

"what do you look like in my glasses?" I'M SCREAMING

[@9951blaze]

Craft

[@ms2409]

Phil: ruins constancy of time Dan: *secretly very proud husband*

[@MoonchildDontCry]

a stan is an anagram for satan Yup

[@miralostinwords9703]

I just thought the same

[@autumnishhhhh]

dan may say he would live alone on an island, but we all know he would have a really sad life without phil

[@MoonchildDontCry]

autumnISH Nah He will just have some sexy skype sessions lol.

[@moik4037]

My hawrt

[@adorified4449]

'that's what they want... 20 minutes of solid eye contact' they know us too well

[@k_rinabeena]

+phil trash no1 guilty tbh

[@EllieSam21]

phil trash no1 That is literally Destiel. 20 minutes of solid eye contact. XD

[@dainty.tricia]

phil trash no1 that would be so weird and creepy

[@hannah._.1592]

phil trash no1 true

[@joelsaji6179]

Sannah Jay d

[@iidkkdii6341]

Phil is literal angel bean and I love him 💕💕💕💕

[@char6518]

it's seàn fam such an adorable smol angelic bean

[@heatherm3180]

You can travel back in time, but you can only travel back in time. Can someone say Life is Strange? PLEASE DAN AND PHIL PLAY LIFE IS STRANGE PLEEEEEEEASE

[@marianalima3611]

Heather M IKR!!!! I want them to play it so bad

[@lanceylance3983]

Heather M I was looking for this comment

[@Avellania]

That was my first thought when I saw it. Even before they said anything.

[@Memily23]

Heather M I was thinking the same! life is strange pls

[@littletee3649]

IKR? If they could play a series or at least a few episodes of Life is Strange it would be wonderfully awesome.

[@ahuman9021]

You can have the most beautiful singing voice, but no one could understand you? That's basically Patrick Stump

[@peenbean7359]

Madge! at the Disco Im CRYING SMDNENENENEN

[@kylafrancisco1443]

Panic! At The Band Trash I Am DON'T CRY, CRAFT

[@books2438]

Damn it😂😂😂😂😂

[@grizz1322]

true :'D

[@books2438]

THIS AIN’T A SCENE IT’S A GAH DAH AR RAH

[@makkapakka159]

At the random sea organism one what if We're in a swimming pool and u just turn into a whale xD

[@sarahc-l5098]

_...what about in the bath..._ you don't really swim in the bath but _...imagine it..._

[@user-dq1jl4pb9d]

Your PalMakayla i always read organism as orgasm.... i have a problem

[@thetruthabout...5728]

i was thinking about that the whole video

[@mackenzievandamme6441]

Your PalMakayla iii

[@mathildagrace8182]

Mackenzie Van Damme good point 😂😂😂

[@niamh8920]

you don't have to murder someone, just murder, so you could step on a bug

[@_lucycat_5396]

Or Germs By Washing Your Hands😂

[@rosewater-constellation7421]

I commit a lot of murder.

[@reptile2141]

well murder means that the killing has to be illegal and killing a bug is not illegal so it wouldnt count

[@bluestivy9975]

let's be real Phil probably still wouldn't

[@felicia9199]

Pynecone Pie if you really want to be immortal just kill ants

[@antithepanda2282]

"I will not the butt." "I am pressing that butt." Daniel Howell 2016

[@phanneedsmilk6777]

Anti the panda XD

[@sideofcereal5604]

Anti the panda lovin' that profile pic.... BRAH BRAH

[@giannarighi2168]

Most tiny insignificant detail ever: Dan said "signed", not "used sign language". It makes my ASL-loving heart sing to imagine that he's familiar enough with sign language to use that terminology.

[@s-aga]

R I G H T

[@reginahockert7659]

Hearing that made me so happy! It brings me so much joy seeing the signing and deaf community recognized.

[@corruptcocoa6668]

Taking asl as my high school language credit. I was starting to get discouraged but I was able to sign “where is the soup” to a deaf worker at a supermarket and he face lit up. have been working hard ever since. :)

[@LijGilmourHello]

all i want for christmas this year is dan n phil pls santa

[@gbusiness2609]

lmao ok me

[@lijgilmour]

pretty much my life hey

[@lp5538]

THEY ARE MINE THIS YEAR

[@monochromehope7507]

Lij Gilmour can we share

[@lijgilmour]

i have one you have the other?

[@gabriela-gm8jv]

Phil killed me with his glasses, he looks so cute.

[@wheredidsadiego9499]

who tf would want immortality? like, not judging, but that would be absolute torture.

[@anonnymous7347]

wheredidsadiego right lmao like i want to die? wtf

[@melongoat2178]

wheredidsadiego I was waiting for someone to say it

[@BluesMoth64]

wheredidsadiego And like if you lose an arm, you'll have to deal with that forever. Eventually you'd keep losing limbs and stuff until you didn't have any anymore, and have to live with that for eternity

[@bornkst8078]

Only mortals have told me that it would suck to live forever

[@meliarose4260]

wheredidsadiego well in the video phil made with hazel he said that to avoid talking about death so probably because he doesn't want to experience death

[@lisarichards7369]

"I'll go back to the prehistoric ages, oh wait there's no internet". Literally dan in a sentence

[@pukapukajellyfish]

Phil in the pug shirt and glasses is the best gift i could ever have this year

[@stavrossmith1095]

Lea-Chan sofabby

[@undefinedblue671]

Lea-Chan and dan in his fancy outfit is killing me! He looks so good in this video! ♥️

[@yourlocalphantrashcan3158]

Lea-Chan Yes, I'm taking screenshots and saving them for next year

[@Emma-di3bc]

"Buy a ticket you cheap bitch" I live for Dan sassing Phil

[@dhizzel3769]

HoeToBasic same

[@momomuggin]

Same

[@ripped729]

phil likes being called dans bitch

[@madisonselby5652]

Emmag3333333 Haha

[@zsaszermm]

Emmag3333333 me too

[@cyaneds]

Why is the button sad? Because it's de*pressed*

[@Becky-nn5rn]

I want death.

[@blushclubs5157]

trash cloud kill me now

[@andeverymnthwebuyahamster6492]

😂😂hahaha😂but NO LEAVE

[@debby15463]

trash cloud you are an amazing human being

[@Idk-qt9ni]

😂

[@moonsungchoi6085]

Wait... isn't the immortality question basically making Horcruxes?

[@fluffystuff500]

⊙o⊙

[@nadiasnyman4970]

Moonsung Choi (°○°)

[@ugh2990]

Dan and Phil r my horcruxes..

[@redpandashatecherries]

I was THINKING THAT. I thought Dan would make the reference. But he didn't😑

[@Zaymonia]

...............damn

[@beagremlin69]

i like how it's normally people invasively asking people with glasses to let them wear the glasses, but phil just pushes his glasses on somebody who doesn't ask

[@naissalty9266]

6:23 Dan it says you smell rotting meat not you smell of rotting meat.

[@trvlynx]

Kenna Graff ikr i was screaming

[@gracewilkey6442]

Pansexual Potato I noticed the same thing and commented it on it as well. Lol also I love you name "Pansexual Potato 🥔 "

[@kristinabutrime]

I saw the exact same thing

[@skittlesplease]

Pansexual Potato i know right p.s. i love youre profile picture

[@SofiaAgnew]

That actually made me mad haha

[@meraki3898]

11:26 "because then, every decision you make doesn't really matter, so life would be a bit weird" no life is strange

[@chloeselvey]

Holly Holden yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes

[@tynanfields4708]

Chloe Selvey 9

[@eternalcrysus]

Holly Holden SOMEONE ELSE NOTICED THAT!

[@ayylmao5488]

Please don't bring that trash here.

[@aoife5274]

Holly Holden AHHH

[@karasuno.11]

You wanna know why The Doctor is obsessed humans? Cuz they have the closest resemblance to the Time Lords and when he's around them he's not as sad. It's a coping mechanism

[@fluffystuff500]

ProfessionalFangirl that is actually pretty tragic....

[@karasuno.11]

Fluffystuff 500 it really is

[@sillywetmeow]

Oh wow *fUn*

[@oldgoose]

*screams*

[@olliem.3012]

I'm not even in this fandom and I'm about to cry, jeez, what'd I do to deserve this?

[@mariajamal2935]

this video was really PHILosophical.. alright sorry I'll leave

[@mariajamal2935]

Importantunknown Phannie 😂😂 I SAID IM LEAVING

[@madisonc9543]

Maria Jamal The door is that way.

[@witchyvibes1235]

Maria Jamal 😂 PHILosophical

[@maxithalo7796]

DAN't leave! that whas a really PHANny Joke :D

[@mariajamal2935]

Madison C. 😂😭

[@An-np4yn]

**WARNING** There's a jumpscare in this video. Thank me later

[@tiffanywinter991]

Army ayeeee

[@hydrationcult9883]

*gasp* WHEN????!!!!?!!?!!?!

[@jessicakemp2780]

i wont only thank god but jesus

[@mccroryfamily9883]

I found sugggaaaa yay

[@cartooncartyofficialfanclu2920]

thanks if you hadn't mentioned mentioned it i probably would've died. thanks. i cant believe they didn't put it in the description!

[@idontknow1572]

Phil: you'll have the best singing voice Dan: I already have it Me: the Internet is here,the internet is great, when you've got lots of followers who need a real mate.

[@thelizarddictator8746]

Idon't Know Me: A month without uploading...

[@courtielol534]

lucynoshoes HE COMES BACK WITH A TAG.

[@vickynix2380]

// Courtney // THAT NO ONE EVEN TAGGED HIM IN

[@pastelgalaxy4136]

Galaxy-Chan HES NOT A CHALLENGE TO DRAG

[@lillianz1988]

SO PREPARE FOR AN ATTACK

[@katep818]

it doesn't specify if you have to murder a human, so I would press the button and step on a bug or something along those lines

[@peenbean7359]

Bugabo9006 Wash your hands and kill those germs.

[@katep818]

Panic! At The Band Trash I Am yES

[@amaliac8804]

They've already killed a ton of people with the feels

[@Tarabellaworld]

*WHY DO GLASSES MAKE THEM LOOK SO MUCH MORE FAB* 😍

[@Tarabellaworld]

....I may have a weakness for guys in glasses 🙈😍

[@rxhc5660]

Tarabella same 😂

[@nicole820]

Tarabella sameeeee

[@quinintheclouds]

Same. Guys and girls in glasses.... ugh

[@erillianbird8443]

Well scientifically speaking, people are attracted to symmetry, and glasses are symmetrical. So when someone puts on glasses they are artificially make their face more symmetrical. Also they tend to draw more attention to the eye area instead of other imperfections on someone's face, which is a good thing if your eyes are pretty.

[@ouisamus]

No Dan, there IS a downside to your subscribe button - you will never get anything done ever again

[@lilybee6552]

Louisa M it WILL ruin all your productivity forever

[@aliyahr2701]

gemdogmillionare that's so true ,I did anyway

[@grilche6116]

I signed away my productivity

[@blytheduchene2621]

honestlyyy

[@mars30]

My soul now belongs to Dan and Phil

[@mikaelastradling6637]

**DAN READS THE BUT**

[@oopsy-daisy]

Mikaela Stradling He made that so dramatic 🤣

[@hannahexclamation]

Phil looks wonderful in the glasses

[@winnie_the_bleh]

Hannah! Exclamation Point so does Dan 😉

[@emmixo]

But phil look better 😉

[@AlleyCatAlex]

Hannah! Exclamation Point yes he does hdakdgak

[@elena_youknow]

Phil's glasses look so tiny on Dan but rather big on Phil actually!

[@multimoon]

IfUnicornsRuledTheWorld yeah I noticed that!

[@myfoothurts9231]

I would never want to be immortal. Is that weird?

[@ashley-fl6kn]

Ellabea Dreemurr I wouldn't either

[@AlwaysAPotterhead]

Ellabea Dreemurr Same here. Even if a magical genie or whatever came to me and gave me the opportunity to become immortal, I would say no. Immortality is a frightening concept.

[@Carina5707]

No. Part of what makes life worth living is the certainty of death.

[@gaylien6998]

Ellabea Dreemurr tbh my only reason to be immortal would be to eternally rewatch dnp

[@elisef8111]

B-Den Howell But Dan and Phil would be dead unless they were immortal

[@elanorallmann]

I found Dan and Phil 2 days ago and I don't understand how I survived with out them! They are awesome! And I've watched so many videos already. I have a creepy feeling that I've spent 3 hours everyday watching these!

[@juliet6200]

Well then, welcome to the Phandom!

[@elanorallmann]

+Crazy Llama Lady Thank you! 😂😂😂

[@amaliac8804]

Welcome to this crazy Phandom

[@ainsleygrace557]

Ha run away as fast as you can.

[@winnie_the_bleh]

OMG SAME!!!

[@simplyyselena]

Phil should never ever wear contacts again

[@amritha_r03]

Dan you spork it says smell rotting meat not smell of rotting meat

[@wolfpup4149]

Amritha 'you spork'

[@kamvlogs7]

"you spork" I'm dying😂😂

[@freyaaaa]

did phil write this

[@amritha_r03]

@@freyaaaa i don't think ive ever had a better compliment damn 😂

[@amritha_r03]

it's been 3 years and tbh i stand by calling people sporks its v effective

[@Wink-182]

So Dan wouldn't want to interfere with humans if he was a timelord but agreed that he'd hang out with Cassandra, the last living human... DID YOU EVEN WATCH DOCTOR WHO DAN

[@kmvzlh]

Døbby!The PhanElf I cringed at that, and the fact they didn't know her name. :(

[@nilson2423]

Døbby!The PhanElf as Rose said she's really not human anymore

[@Esterferreiradecastro]

Exactly what i was thinking

[@danandphilwhovian513]

Døbby!The PhanElf ikr

[@DoctorW42]

Ikr very true

[@Alfie_1]

It didn't say you would smell of meat, just that you would smell meat when you breath in

[@ajdean9575]

So what are you just not gonna breathe in

[@teamwilson3544]

well you only smell through your nose and you would get used to it after half an hour any way

[@pandapotato1617]

AlfietheGreat? I just realised that

[@imaghost4342]

AlfietheGreat? Still just as bad

[@dariofilinic8366]

Well you could breath through your mouth

[@alannadesilva]

Phil in his glasses and dan in that jacket is my aesthetic

[@romatina5786]

6:16 read the question properly dan it was so frustrating

[@ashlynboyd9659]

So true

[@ariebennett7633]

Roma Tina finally I found someone who noticed it too

[@ChayaRed]

yES

[@xshaniaxharrisonx]

Roma Tina legitimately pained me

[@aya6007]

Dan: I don't care about people Me: *cries myself to sleep*

[@lindseyshaye3954]

me: *agrees but still cries*

[@Sugarbxg]

Don't cry craft

[@sillywetmeow]

*crafts in a corner*

[@joshg4997]

Its not that u smell of rotting meat, its that u can always smell rotten meat.

[@shanhugs380]

It annoys me to this day they didn’t realise

[@vye6737]

We'd make Yuri on Ice but with Dan and Phil failing to skate

[@ellaashlin4768]

I'm honestly really proud of you guys for keeping this up 👍👍 well done mates

[@melania3651]

It's only me a minutes ago I got scared they not gonna put in tonight

[@dhizzel3769]

martaisyttrash 94 literally same

[@HuskyWuskyy]

"You can travel back in Time" "You can ONLY travel back in time" The plot of Life is Strange

[@hannahdrake6095]

THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT I THOUGHT.

[@pineapple950]

I WAS THINKING THAT LMAOOO

[@ndleishere8757]

Omg I just realized that!

[@ore2236]

Herm photographs everyone ?? Episode 3 ?

[@corafitzgerald7652]

I thought this entire video was gonna be a big red buttton and they could just press it or not

[@glacefree1294]

Cora Fitzgerald I thought that too

[@officermarshmallow7661]

Same lol

[@j4zm1n3r]

Cora Fitzgerald same😂😂😂😂

[@rubi0laura133]

Cora Fitzgerald Same😂

[@izzy8959]

I would still watch it

[@beet8357]

“You will have an infinite supply of plain tortillas BUT you will never have any dip” **slams the button until it breaks**

[@elicoker9713]

"Shove a mouse in my eyehole" *The hat fic flashbacks*

[@unknownname7904]

dankassgamer eeewwwygtystcyiduyg

[@anniecross4234]

Suck My Waluweewee WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT

[@sydisposting]

I DONT REMEMBER THAT IN THE HAT FIC

[@helens4046]

SHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUP SHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUP SHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUP SHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUP SHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUP SHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUP

[@nuriasm1743]

Remember the milk fic

[@Ericatay13]

i just realized that phils eyebrows are lighter than his hair

[@Maya-bc9so]

erica hemmings totally not because he was born with ginger hair

[@Ericatay13]

oh ok

[@mm-ps9xe]

erica hemmings ya, HES A GINGA

[@aria5572]

Socially.Awkward Phil proves that gingers have souls

[@renaway6398]

Phil was born ginger, he's half ginger, Phil has a side with no emotion and soul, dark phil exists. I would like to order a Phanfic with Dark Phil, no smut.

[@marissaburciaga2646]

When Dan and Phil talk about Doctor Who my hearts grow three sizes.

[@kaehoops2075]

Marissa Burciaga were you the grinch before?

[@marissaburciaga2646]

BlackFury I still am thank you very much 👌

[@kaehoops2075]

Marissa Burciaga did your heart shrink again?

[@punchingcockroaches]

Marissa Burciaga you could say it... it.. warms your *hearts*

[@abimcdonald8807]

Marissa Burciaga same

[@justtheeditingtip2131]

this is still phil's strongest look, aesthetically speaking. i love it

[@indiana.x150]

for anyone reading the comments..... Christmas jumpscare at 5:47

[@jordanhines2417]

indiana.x 😂

[@francesca2341]

Nibbling on slightly salted tortilla chips right now with no dip, please do save me 😭

[@addictwithaphne6770]

Immortality would suck tbh

[@addictwithaphne6770]

Jaden Kage TRUU

[@nzsp2136]

+Jaden Kage awww

[@katie-wf2qd]

yea, when the world ends, you would just sit there in time and space with no netflix, food, or wifi.

[@kajsah8511]

If the world ends earth would get destroyed by the sun and you could go explore space ^

[@zebrallama6720]

One word: holes.

[@dantethunderstone8980]

Is nobody talking about how Phil pressed the button to be a vampire, then Dan wrote "the urge"

[@melozanob]

DAN AND PHIL TALKING ABOUT DOCTOR WHO IS MY NEW RELIGION

[@maanyadewan1497]

IT IS MY NEW OxYGEN

[@flowersandallthingsfluffy4274]

*ETERNAL FANGIRL SCREECH*

[@neilyworm]

YASSSSSSSSSSSS

[@someoneyoudontknow1843]

but he shouldn't have talked about my sweet precious little donna

[@lauracubanski9699]

yes!

[@bellar5824]

Phil trying to scare Dan is always adorable.

[@chloeisnot0nfire16]

Does anyone else think it's so nice of phil to let a fan in the videos? I mean that's so kind

[@franm938]

Ikr he's so nice

[@benji2339]

Chloeisnot0nfire 1 I know, to bad it's always the same the same fan tho

[@RenegadeNightmare]

Probably has him at gun point

[@blushclubs5157]

Chloeisnot0nfire 1 i think hes kidnapped him

[@debby15463]

**starts hearing "Phil trash number one"**

[@megalenzbyxx8358]

Phil shouting "it's right now!" with the frantic arms about dan dying makes me cry everytime its so funny

[@taylor.tenaglia]

Phil with glasses is so adorable but dan wearing Phil's glasses makes me craft 😂

[@bruhstop2434]

AmazingKilljoyPanics!WithSemi-AutomaticCrybabies YOUR NAME!!!!! So FUCKING goooddd! IT GAVE ME A GIRL BONER 🍖

[@dabhowelter3873]

AmazingKilljoyPanics!WithSemi-AutomaticCrybabies because you know if my grandads taught me anything it's to craft not cry

[@strangerbeans2686]

AmazingKilljoyPanics!WithSemi-AutomaticCrybabies ikr

[@catygrey838]

Next time I see a starfish I'll think of dan XD

[@TheCoolpiplup]

Caty Poppy I read that as, 'Next time I am a starfish I'll think of Dan'

[@unsafestimboard]

Living forever seems like the worst nightmare for me. Who would ever want that?

[@chloeselvey]

Eliza Pancakes YOUR USERNAME

[@wrens.c.8383]

Eventually Dil and Tabitha would die and then you would have no one to stalk...

[@catunicorn1663]

Eliza Pancakes STOP TEXTING DIL BECAUSE THEY HAVE JUST HAD A BABY 👶🏼 SO LEAVE THEM ALONE

[@a-morgan-l]

Eliza Pancakes Are all your replies just jokes about Dil xD

[@no2206]

Eliza Pancakes Dan and Phil really hate you ......

[@aday6601]

"You will have the most beautiful singing voice on the planet but when you, talk, sing, whisper, or try to communicate in any way, no one will understand you." *I'm looking at you, Patrick Stump.*

[@kenzieloomis9868]

I didn't get a notification for this video and I am offended

[@ivanconcepcion8577]

wнιѕĸ same

[@caseynightstand6517]

wнιѕĸ SAME

[@miajkim]

wнιѕĸ same

[@potatosauce8274]

wнιѕĸ Same

[@emmaholmes2002]

wнιѕĸ same

[@michellecastelino1025]

Guys guess what I JUST GRADUATED

[@iddee05]

Michelle Castelino Congrats bro

[@user-ke4wy4pv9h]

Fuck you.

[@siriusblack2781]

Michelle Castelino CONGRATS!XD

[@haerikim5852]

Michelle Castelino congratulations!!

[@rowanmary4351]

Michelle Castelino Congrats!!!

[@Driario]

11:24 WHY DOES PHIL SOUND LIKE DAN HAVING AN EXISTENCIAL CRISIS?

[@denisebarker9925]

Driário ikr

[@izacefroni]

11:33 Dan's sounds like he's slightly proud of that moment.

[@mikaylarasnick]

Driário dang phil, u ok?

[@kyar2966]

Driário yup literally thought it was going tha direction

[@totalweirdo8538]

Driário I WANT TO LIKE THIS BUT YOU HAVE 123 AND I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO AAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHH

[@poppymorley9838]

“I guess it’s Phil and Phil Games now.” He predicted the future

[@sydneenichols4175]

"Buy a ticket you cheap bitch" 😂

[@petra8688]

Sydnee Nichols A

[@brady6027]

Phil was so offended when Dan said he'd live alone on the first question XD Then again, I would be too if I had been someones best friend for so long then they just abandoned me

[@neginghaderian1005]

Brady Farmer yeah it hurt me a little seeing Phils face after Dan said that.

[@julianhappyfish2119]

lol once my best friend of 6 years told me she would kill me to save herself with complete sincerity. yeah...we're not friends anymore

[@acaziahkawasaki1082]

Megan Smith Ikr.... Me while watching that bit: I'm sorry Dan, but if that actually happened, just give it one week and tell me how you feel! No more Phil for the rest of your life! *pauses as I realized what I said*....... *crafts in the corner of the room*

[@emma-oz5np]

I'M STILL WAITING FOR THEM PINOF 8 BLOOPERS!

[@brogccoli]

WHEN WILL THE DUST S E T T L E

[@krylten]

Lucy Mahoney In one of Phil's latest Younow livestreams he mentioned that they will be posted!

[@agreenwell5256]

Phil (Thor): Push the BUTTON! Dan (Loki): Don't hit it, press it gently.

[@Emma-di3bc]

Who else thought this would cause Dan to have an existential crisis?

[@phantom8182]

HoeToBasic I thought it would too well it gave me one so...

[@dainty.tricia]

Phantom oh no! Are you feeling ok now?

[@margarettaylor3823]

definitely

[@phantom8182]

TrishyFishy25 lol yeah.

[@thefandomfish3071]

Immortality would be shitty, you guys should know this

[@thefandomfish3071]

I honestly don't understand the immortality thing

[@juliaball5937]

Omg same. It just sounds horrible.

[@chronicironic6318]

Please don't make me have an existential crisis...

[@Lilithly]

+Janice Wu I totally don't agree with that. Death takes away any meaning life could have had imho. If everyone were immortal that'd be great. Population probably wouldn't be that big of an issue because people would probably think differently about pretty much everything - also about getting kids. The entire last half of your comment pretty much says the same thing - death makes stuff meaningless. Not life. I remember watching dr strange and facepalming at that monologue near the end saying death gives life meaning.

[@rivkavermeij]

i disagree with both statements, i think you give your own life meaning, whether you eventually die or live forever. nothing and nobody can take that away from you except you yourself. the rest of the arguments are bs.

[@sophiej6893]

I don't eat tortilla chips with dip anyway

[@lennavanderwal2413]

Sophie Johnson same

[@jaydenv8557]

Sophie Johnson wtf are tortilla chips?

[@moistsquish]

WelcomeToTheCringeParade FT. Dan and Phil I'm guessing they're what the name suggest chips made out of tortilla ingredients like the bread

[@willowk]

Sophie Johnson then it tastes like a crunchy tortilla! what is wrong with you?

[@-sam-4807]

Sophie Johnson i like them either way

[@stefunny398]

It's 2018 Phil we're still waiting for that movie

[@yoharryyoureawizard3560]

5 SECONDS DANYUL. 5 SECONDS INTO THE VIDEO AND IM ALREADY SO DONE WITH YOU.

[@yoharryyoureawizard3560]

*also* im living for Phil wearing his glasses in these vids lately

[@puretrash2982]

YoHarryYou'reAWizard dun*

[@yoharryyoureawizard3560]

Pure Trash whoops forgive me for i have sinned.

[@Maggieistired]

YoHarryYou'reAWizard Omg your username is everything xD

[@thefandomfish3071]

YoHarryYou'reAWizard YOUR COMMENT, USERNAME, AND PROFILE PICTURE COMBINED ARE THE BEST THING EVER

[@Starlightean]

I love that this game brings out the philosophers in people. Not a very lighthearted game when you overthink it.

[@toridavies3964]

Kazuite6 The PHILosiphers Just kmn plz im DANmed

[@toridavies3964]

Kazuite6 and philosiphers stone ⚡

[@savannahaleksic5965]

As in the immortality question

[@lemonbunbun418]

am I wierd becuse i eat tortilla chips plain;-;

[@wizardtherat]

theamazingandrea nope

[@emmm87]

warm fresh baked tortilla chips are delicious plain

[@dainty.tricia]

theamazingandrea I do too, don't worry

[@mirandagrace007]

i do the same thing

[@orbitonces]

theamazingandrea same!!

[@maxghost1620]

3:48 Turn on subtitles. You're welcome.

[@claudiajordan3124]

I love it when Phil wears his glasses 💜

[@meraki-ikarem]

Claudia Jordan I love when Dan wears Phil's glasses

[@claudiajordan3124]

Anastasia Kortjohn haha very true

[@liv.yourlife04]

Claudia Jordan giiirrrllll, matching profile pics lmao. My nick name is actually Pooh Bear lol.

[@hedvikarackova3138]

'You become immortal but you have to kill people' that once happened on Supernatural

[@amirmeyari7583]

Supernatural happened on supernatural

[@laundrybasketlyfe5596]

Hedvika Ráčková Hey fam

[@felineko826]

It's happened more than once tbh

[@ainsleysmith2799]

Everything happened once at least on supernatural

[@dqc7179]

That was my first thought tbh

[@kennyredden]

1:41 “what about the gaming videos?” *laughs in 2020*

[@kaitlynkite]

This is the earliest I've ever been and I'm so happy

[@tatianakennedy9604]

kaitlyn can't sleep sAme

[@iasciatcpeao2593]

me Too lol

[@ongyuqin6778]

kaitlyn can't sleep same here

[@Ana-wp4jm]

kaitlyn can't sleep same! idk if I should be happy tho

[@francescataylor6580]

The Yappy Qin me too omg

[@megregan2321]

I'd wanna press the button at that visible-invisible question cuz i just wouldn't become invisible unless it was life or death or something. Might as well have the skill but never use it then not have it at all.

[@megregan2321]

Same thing with the time travel thing at 11:55, might as well have the skill, right? Tho I suppose i wouldn't undo something unless it was REALLY bad and just happened 2 secs afo

[@Esterferreiradecastro]

+Meg Regan thats what you think at first

[@maryregan5962]

Meg Regan ya that's was I was thinking too

[@megregan2321]

Mary Regan OMG PHAM I KNOW YOU

[@megregan2321]

Mary Regan HAIIIIIIIII

[@imahufflepuff5460]

7:57 So Basically Phil would have a horcrux but his own body is the place he stores his soul. So it would be like drinking unicorn blood ... Except killing a human. What? 😓My brain hurts.😵

[@imahufflepuff5460]

I like Harry Potter to much.⚡️

[@alexisalonso7714]

He could still store the piece of his soul somewhere else, what if Phil made Dan be his horcrux... Dun dun dun.

[@alexn8763]

Rewatching this, I was so taken aback by Phils beautiful singing voice I choked on my water.

[@sophiag4368]

Never have I shipped Dan and Phil so hard :') (with all due respect, ofc)