Will You Be My Malentine? | Episode 142 | NEW RORY & MAL

Happy Valentine’s Day! We hope you’re lonely like all of us. We start today with Mal reading our auras and then immediately got into our Super Bowl Sunday’s. Rory cooked for Julian and company. The mac & cheese was better than expected. After a lot of shots we ended up at a strip club. On a more tame night, Mal laid low while Demaris went home. We brought our disagreement from the group chat to the mic and discussed Rihanna’s performance, which was very Kanye inspired. This led to a heated debate about Chris Brown vs. Bruno Mars. After settling down we make our predictions on next year’s halftime performer. Have you seen these red boots? (outside of today’s artwork) Rory gets into his conspiracy bag about the Chinese balloons. Finally, we discuss our Valentine’s Day plans. It seems like we’ll all be together, except for Eddin who’s speed dating. Also, we’re releasing a Patreon today which features a very interesting and odd conversation with a therapist. Tune in as the guys discuss all of the above + more!
Time Stamps:
00:00 Intro
12:02 Rory Cheffing It Up
16:00 Super Bowl Sunday
24:32 Rihanna’s Performance
53:13 Chris Brown vs Bruno Mars
1:05:33 MSCHF Boots
1:28:26 Valentine’s Day Plans
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[@abc9570]

Glorified cruise ship performer is hilarious

[@gceruzzi8282]

🤣

[@RetroFlight9]

He not even lying tho!! 🤣🤣

[@gceruzzi8282]

@@RetroFlight9 he spoke the truth!😂

[@the1and-only156]

That’s hate

[@EricTitansSmith]

@@gceruzzi8282 yall are out of your mind. Your taste is horrific to say some shit like that

[@RatedKwong1]

i love when they question mal about his dating life and mal is dumbfounded

[@senseicharles2856]

Trust me Mal grew up in the 90s they are the kings of capping and still wanna look “jayz cool” lol

[@2Muchpjp]

Swag

[@friskydingooo7992]

He dated B. Simone who just confessed she never had an orgasm during sex 😭😂mal need to respond

[@Fitzgeralduh]

"Dating???? Y'all niggas still do that???"

[@badactorsacademy2312]

Mal definitely gives that old head Nostalgia vibes whenever he debates... no matter what, he gets loud and changes the rules of debate

[@raekwonsnyder5030]

Picked it up off Joseph

[@reginehunter]

@@raekwonsnyder5030 bffr that’s how all old heads debate

[@michelangelooliver2590]

@@raekwonsnyder5030 took the words out of my mouth 😂😂😂😂

[@Rf201njfam]

@@raekwonsnyder5030 Exactly

[@NicholasTre_]

From all the years spent with buddens

[@DonLyfe556]

Salute to Mal for not letting them just talk down on Chris Brown name!!

[@maryannmillwater4718]

Agreed.

[@ni_smith]

They were buggin🤣🤣

[@NicConnerImages]

They all had some Joe Budden in them today with that Chris Brown take, didn't want to admit they were wrong about this debate. Mal was right, y'all were wildn...

[@albertgraham2250]

Chris brown performance would out shine everyone

[@ronnierodriguez5388]

He’ll kill it, I think people are viewing this as Rory saying a CB performance will be wack and he’s not saying that. He’s saying CB won’t be allowed to perform due to the history. But yeah if they ever let Chris perform, it’ll go down as one of the most iconic

[@emmawarburton8014]

Mal was 100% right with his Chris Brown take, he literally just sold out 5 nights at the 02 in London

[@yo-sefakimbey7009]

People overseas let their pop artists live a lot longer than we do in America

[@ronnierodriguez5388]

@@yo-sefakimbey7009100 percent. I’ll even add to that the O2 is a huge venue but it’s not on the worldwide scale like the super bowl is. We don’t talk about O2 performances like we do with superbowls.

[@EricTitansSmith]

You think Bruno can't do that? He sold 1 million tickets for a 17 country world tour in one day. You're bugging. The crossover appeal is different.

[@mlking213]

50cent still does world tours and does insane numbers but can’t do it in the states. Selling out in London is not the same as selling out in nyc even if London has bigger venues.

[@Xeno1798]

But can he sell out The Garden for a week? Yall keep moving the goal post. The answer is a clear no. America doesn't care like overseas does and that's how it always is with artists that have undergone major controversies

[@xandermartin2118]

Mal was on 🔥 this episode 😂😂😂

[@skyexmonique]

I just want to say Chris has just sold out 18 back to back dates in under 30 mins in UK. 6 more London 02 arena dates had to be added due to high demand. 20,000 people. A country with a majority "POP" audience btw. Y'all really be playing him like he's a little fish in the pond if he had industry backing like Bruno, Drake etc. this wouldn't even be a conversation.

[@notes835]

UK is definitely not a majority "pop" audience, especially London (I'm from London). But yh you right CB is definitely that guy

[@skyexmonique]

@@notes835 Um I'm from London, London is a very small percentage in the grand scheme of things and even then it's arguably still very pop dominant when it comes to music just go look at the Top 40 UK or better yet go and look at who cleans up at the Brit awards or what music plays primetime radio. When I say "pop" I'm talking a white mainstream majority, in the video they said Chris isn't in with the "white people" yet his shows sell out in seconds across the UK...Is UK not a white majority?

[@jaysena3390]

Thank you. Idiotic take by Rory

[@whereis99]

If Chris had the backing like Drake he would be either on the same level of drake or bigger. Facts

[@jasminedorsainville1112]

THANK YOU. I really couldn’t believe they was having that debate with a straight face 😭😂

[@holleelifestyles2844]

Mal’s stand on Chris Brown 👏🏽 Here for it. ❤

[@Mestashi3880]

“Bruno Mars is a glorified cruise ship performer dawg” - Mal 🤣😂

[@wade2ndboy]

Mal smoked them with that chris brown debate 😤😤😤

[@tsaye5237]

I don't have Chris Brown in any of my playlists BUT they're bugging if they think Chris Brown ain't selling out the same venues as Drake. They obviously don't understand that man's impact around the world. Mal is 💯 on that

[@parrisfoster4080]

Im liking the Rory & Mal podcast.. It hasn’t quite taken off yet but I hope they succeed.. Seeing the outside of the JBP and as a late consumer of The JBP.. In comparison they are good at their job and definitely have a legitimate value.. Again I wish them continued success

[@millardfilmore1403]

They have consistent numbers and a thriving Patreon tbh … they making $$ off this show and have been doing it for a year +. Compare that to their expectations directly post jbp … they doing pretty damn well.

[@ebubeejiogu820]

Lol hasn’t taken off how??

[@tsaye5237]

This was the take I needed. Thank you sir

[@lungelobaba9942]

julian and eddin always go at each other lmao

[@gerardocardenas7455]

I fucking love this pod. Having added everyone in on the mics. Man. They’re chemistry has just flown amazing. Everyone adds. And it’s good. Cause not everyone that adds is good. In other shows/pods/ whatever

[@amaiaford9139]

I want a Rory and Mal hug for episode #150!!!

[@whoudini08]

I’m wit Mal on the CB take. The crew was wild disrespectful 😤🤣

[@Rf201njfam]

Yeah like how did they argue against that?

[@starmonet69]

Exactly! No one wants to admit that had that incident not happened he’d have a completely different career

[@whoudini08]

@@starmonet69 his literal trajectory was to be the next MJ. CB was on the verge of icon status Fr Fr. And they know he’s blackballed so they’re super wildin lol

[@mayagabrielle4252]

i see A LOT of team breezy in the comments 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 we not playing with y’all thank you Mal💰💰

[@thirdiii94]

i was fortunate enough to be able to work at the mercedes benz stadium in atlanta back in 2019 when they hosted the super bowl. it was a super low scoring game but the atmosphere in the stadium was still amazing. they assigned me a field position to make sure that the camera machine had enough space on the sideline to make it to where the ball was spotted. i saw a decent amount of celebrities and got to see the halftime show up close and personal (although it was kinda mid). i was also able to see the game winning touchdown, watch the confetti fall down, tell gronk that he was the best tight end, grab a video of tom brady holding up his last trophy with the patriots, and make a quick cameo on tv. it honestly was one of the best experiences of my life

[@capodahuncho]

Breezy not big of a Superstar to perform at the SBH? He has one of the best catalogs ever! That's a fact

[@wildhearts242]

One if the best catalogs ever? Let’s not get crazy. He does have some good songs though.

[@marcoervin7324]

@@wildhearts242 he easily has one of the best catalogs..

[@DashDapper]

That is not a fact lol

[@tjloading]

@@marcoervin7324no he does not

[@marcoervin7324]

@TjLoading he does lol do you realize that man has or is featured in more hits than Elvis Presley? You telling me that if the Super bowl were doing that type of halftime Elvis wouldn't been able to do it? He has more hits than others that have already done the Super bowl. Beyonce? Rhianna? Bruno mars?

[@Kashawn232]

Mal smoked them in the Chris Brown debate 💀💀💀

[@DashDapper]

He was wrong though

[@michaelcampbell6497]

How when he was wrong? He was louder but that doesn't make Chris Brown a bigger artist than Bruno

[@ebubeejiogu820]

@@DashDapperhow??

[@ebubeejiogu820]

@@michaelcampbell6497CB Definitely a bigger artist than Bruno Mars. Maybe in America Bruno may be. But World Wide? Y’all are insane.

[@michaelcampbell6497]

@@ebubeejiogu820 it's literally the exact opposite, Chris Brown is selling out arenas on his first euro tour in 10+ years, Bruno sold out 7 40-60k stadiums in Japan and Australia last year for fun, with no solo album hype

[@Conversationswithesther]

Chris can do the Super Bowl in his sleep but it’s politics

[@alexandershabazzi8890]

Literally..

[@mayagabrielle4252]

PERIOD

[@gandalfhodl8723]

Nah he doesn’t have the hits. They couldn’t even name his top songs when asked. He makes amazing music but he is nowhere near Rihanna, Bruno, Beyoncé etc.. Y’all are buggin

[@ebubeejiogu820]

@@gandalfhodl8723that’s bull 😂

[@robertpowell2247]

@@gandalfhodl8723 CB has 17 top 10 hits according to Billboard. You just said a whole lot of nothing

[@youngsm06]

I love Rory yo fr. If everyone could take a joke like Rory the world would be better

[@Fumi_lola]

I always like when they put the long bleeps. Cause you know they said some wild shit 😂😂😂

[@YOUNGMIXEDMUTT]

Mal you killed me on this episode omfg “you know I’m talking about Chris brown not Danny brown right?” 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@anthonycent3277]

Tell em Mal they fronted on Breezy wildly

[@bron5025]

Chris brown's career trajectory got knocked off after the rihanna incident. Who knows where his career would be now if that never happened? I feel like he's worthy of a superbowl performance, but politics won't ever allow that.

[@MrParker-ux2mh]

Demaris saying MEN don’t wanna compete for a WOMAN is HILARIOUSLY ASS BACKWARDS!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂

[@christianbiery2846]

Mal was right about Chris brown they were bugging lol

[@newrorynmal]

Watch our group therapy session available now on our Patreon‼ Check it out: www.patreon.com/newrorynmal

[@ermackoresh6282]

As a 22 year old, 19 is way old enough to know not to beat yo girl lmfao

[@marcoervin7324]

20 is old enough to know not to hit your boyfriend too.

[@ronnierodriguez5388]

@@marcoervin7324🔥🔥 nobody talks about that part tho

[@anthonycent3277]

1:03:05 whoever did the Juelz “aye” took me out😂😂

[@fadeorlay9794]

Wait so CB does all the the MJ tributes and performances but can't do the SB is crazy!!

[@shizmatic]

Chris Brown could Definitely compete with the boy! CB got hits bro!

[@JaySomething9]

It's so nasty to see Rory make a joke then immediately look at Mal to see if he's laughing too 😂

[@ilubyou13]

He really wants his boy’s approval lol 😅

[@DashDapper]

Stop watching men 😭😭😭

[@ceeepeeee4253]

Fffaacctttss

[@stakkbundlez2018]

You still have an open invitation to the bbq Rory!…Be Free bro😂😂

[@millardfilmore1403]

@@ilubyou13 that’s OG don’t forget 😂

[@neildillon1254]

They talking crazy on Chris brown’s name tf, get em right Mal

[@sinamen516]

Mal is 10000% right on Chris Brown, dude would've been bigger than Beyonce and Drake if that Rihanna incident hadn't happen! Even though he had claims with Karruche I dont think ppl would care as much because she's a "no name" in the industry, nor do I think Karruche would've have made it public or been believed.

[@supergalaxygodstar]

Great episode guys

[@leejohn_bns]

57:40 Chris Brown def would have a SB Halftime show. Multiple times already.

[@EpicGammingCrew]

“I’m talking about Chris brown, not Danny brown” lmaooo

[@nitmare64]

Breezy would be amazing at the super bowl!

[@ilubyou13]

No forreal he would!

[@nitmare64]

@@ilubyou13 He got way too many hits and the dancing / presentation would be on another level.

[@BigPump89]

I listen to this episode earlier and had to come watch it.

[@gilgrisham2079]

Yo mal face when Rory responds at 1:35:00 LMAOOOOOO

[@leejohn_bns]

1:05:15 They built the balloons was a great shot lmfaoooooo

[@Rf201njfam]

The fact that Rory made food for the superbowl should be appreciated. He could've told them to bring food if you wanna eat. I'm black and I know black people that can't make baked mac and cheese. It's a process. It's several ingredients, it's not just boiled noodles and cheese in the oven.

[@ChiefLeaf89]

Someone said Rihanna's side profile looks like the Mac at Night guy and i cant unsee it

[@CaryKilani27]

The Mac n cheese convo has me rolling laughing. 😂😂😂

[@minusbrueder]

great episode! shoutout to the mixy boys

[@gemsound]

Rory saying that he didn’t like his Mac & Cheese the day after further proves Mal’s theory of it being trash, because every Black person KNOWS that the Mac is even BETTER the next day.😂

[@TayLeones]

whats crazy is bruno and beyonce werent the main act it was cold play that year

[@EC-fm7sd]

If Baby D slurp one more time like dat randomly I’m otw to the set😂

[@cragray1716]

They really disrespecting Chris brown 🤣 that’s why Mal had to get in his bag on this debate

[@ryanrhodes9732]

Nah, the breadcrumbs disqualify you from the Tournament automatically, Rory. That’s like raisins in the potato salad. That’s a no-no at the BBQ lol

[@badactorsacademy2312]

I'm so tired of people acting like it was just that incident with Chris Brown lol. After the whole incident he continued on a spree of acting super tough and having multiple incidences with other celebrities...

[@ilubyou13]

So have other celebrities that have performed at the Super Bowl. If you really think about it….

[@badactorsacademy2312]

@@ilubyou13 name somebody who had such a public case of DV and then spent the next few years claiming gang ties and fighting other celebs... who landed a superbowl performance

[@marcoervin7324]

Dre performed last year and his allegations against women are WAY worse than Chris Brown's

[@badactorsacademy2312]

@@marcoervin7324 great point, Chris doesn't have the pull or impact as Dre

[@jeromejenkins151]

The fact that the industry tries so hard to make Chris Brown and his accomplishments go unknown or unseen if proof in and of itself that he's the best artist of this generation. If he wasn't it wouldn't take a whole industry to shut him down. I've never seen a weak dude get jumped before. It's always the biggest and or strongest that get jumped at the club.

[@clarkesuperman]

Was I tripping this morning or did y’all premiere the wrong episode and make it private 3/4 the way thru? lol

[@EpicGammingCrew]

Goddamn this one was so fire, prolly my fav one yet

[@a.b.kelley5163]

“Stand” was a dope documentary

[@W2Tymes]

As a Boston resident I agree. This city is designed terribly. I hate the traffic patterns here and the people. Recently completed highway construction is already outdated. It's really a mess.

[@Val---]

A glorified cruise ship performer....woeeeee Mal is buggin. Woe. Clutching my damn pearls. Damn. 2023 swingin 🥊

[@13st_rob]

Them saying he can't do the garden is WILD

[@peaceiladel83]

@1:37:20 Mal: Yo you got those big red boots?! Nah fam we fresh outta those! 🤣

[@shesojaded3625]

“fresh out” is funny af 😭

[@AboveAve100]

Can’t believe I’m with Mal on something 😂 he’s absolutely right about the CB/Super Bowl thing .. everyone else is tripppingg

[@leejohn_bns]

Eddin had ALOT of horrible shots this ep. He deserves to sit with a muted mic for two eps.

[@serenequeen1125]

Did Mal say Bruno gives cruise ship celebrity impersonator? 😂😂

[@civilenggggg]

LOS POUR is hilarious omg hahaha

[@reyblanco_]

Danny Brown has a dope podcast on YMH, he def has the whites lol

[@Duane75]

Wtf was I just watching earlier? Y’all uploaded the wrong episode?

[@newrorynmal]

Yes, whoops - E

[@Duane75]

@@newrorynmal respect the honesty 😂

[@rolandoc1887]

Bring the skits back !!!

[@user-bf6fh7ew6e]

They better do something 😂 and take julian mic

[@rolandoc1887]

Frfr I don’t know why they let him talk as much as they do.

[@sinamen516]

They mostly do them on patreon

[@rolandoc1887]

@@sinamen516 I know but when the show was at its peak they were led with the skits. I don’t like seeing my bros slippin

[@Xeno1798]

I'm crying i'm only 24 and "cop or drop" Is hands down one of the top 15 funniest things i've heard. Tf is this nonsense😭😭

[@thecunninlynguist]

I made the same mal made....accidentally called a woman pregnant when she wasnt...also accidentally called a very tomboyish/androgynous woman sir when I worked at the mall

[@MRGthatsme]

Me too and I'm a woman 🤦🏿‍♀️ she was not happy lol

[@MrParker-ux2mh]

That’s on them, not you.

[@andreaknapp6911]

Don’t trip mal- I did it too, I asked when she’s havin it n she said she had it 2 weeks ago 😮 l o l

[@brieljones23]

Drunk tongue lmao I gotta use that

[@shesojaded3625]

1:09:20 … Mal got me crying 😭

[@tjloading]

It’s more than the Rihanna incident for Chris brown. Nobody is denying his talent or his ability to perform but post the Rihanna incident there has still been PLENTY of other allegations with other women, Which wouldn’t be a good look for the NFL. And he’s simply not as popular or “cool” as he once was.

[@marcoervin7324]

1 ALLEGATIONS which were refuted.. also Dre performed last year and his allegations are worse than Chris Brown's

[@shadthagod8033]

Mal don’t never pick up the wing man that Rory is to him

[@leejohn_bns]

23:28 Sometimes QBs make bad throws to emphasize their WR being held. Or if they see the flag is thrown already, they throw the ball away. So saying it was a bad throw anyways so you can't make that holding call is a bad take.

[@MrParker-ux2mh]

Definitely a bad take here…but in the specific case of this game, the flag came out late….after the ball hit the ground. Not sure what they disagree with. A penalty is a penalty whether in the 1st quarter or 4th

[@joeytaylor7568]

Low key, the secret to good baked Mac n cheese, is the finely chopped onions😏

[@waun88]

The way they was talking about Chris was crazy. He has hits for days

[@Brklynzfynest718]

"You were as legal as they come" lmaoooo PLEASE

[@1underdasun]

1:25:01 ppl killed themselves when mj died i think that defs makes his star power on another level

[@ajaa3808]

*45:15* rory is wild for this 😂😂😂😂

[@TheHermitZ]

loved this episode!

[@Kingkongbigdog]

We need this type of energy every pod!

[@thankyou6610]

I love you Mal!!!! You’re my favorite

[@realizmtvomg]

Damit I knew I should have watched the episode at 5 am

[@BNel83]

There are a lot of new black country performers

[@barrytaylor3514]

I would say Vegas singer but or wedding singer is 🔥 too!

[@fab6086]

Rory getting wild with the black jokes

[@Stnick11]

The disrespect to Chris Brown is crazy smh

[@BiggBees24]

Chris brown is up there with Drake !

[@cpr467]

It's hilarious that they think Drake would even want to do the Superbowl lmao

[@skizzymars9945]

he probably will eventually

[@millardfilmore1403]

@@skizzymars9945 I agree. I see no reason why he wouldn’t

[@cpr467]

This is the same guy that doesn't headline festivals, doesn't submit albums for the Grammys, doesn't do things like the Met Gala. There's nothing in it for him to do the Super Bowl. People who do the superbowl need promotion. They don't get paid

[@Jcyberchase22]

I rarely agree wit Mal, but Drake & Bruno not fuckin wit Chris Brown. The disrespect is crazy.. stop actin like he not the best artist of this generation.

[@jthafoodie3135]

Mal’s takes were spot ON in this episode 😂

[@benjeerasme2310]

Akademic fan huh? lmao

[@stephenjohn841]

"Prince might have been pregnant during purple rain" 😂

[@walterclark3198]

Bruno Mars just makes hits. Locked out of heaven and just the way you are. Those songs are amazing. Bruno Mars is a different kind of singer and he can sing with no music playing and it with sound good. How many of these so called rnb singer's can do that.

[@chrmeworld9496]

Didnt CB just sell out the garden and is now overseas doing arenas as well??

[@damionc8232]

Mal im with you on Chris!!!! Get your pod mates in line haha

[@702rainman]

Look at the views for Yeah 3x by Chris brown on KZbin… how doesn’t he have the pop appeal ? This man just passed Elvis for a record. Y’all can’t be serious right now 😂

[@starmonet69]

Edin 1:27:14 “I’d rather be dead” ☠️☠️☠️

[@SonofSamhein]

1:09:19, when Mal put on that middle American White man's accent: ...IN...TEARS*lmaoOOOOO*.............................!! I rewound it. A FEW Times, actually*lolz*...