WILLY WONKA vs CHUCK NORRIS - Superfight (Games Night)

[@ThomCote88]

They left out an important part of the game - when a character wins a round, you're supposed to add a new trait card to it for the next round. It prevents OP characters because eventually you'll get a bad card.

[@James-May]

I know it's a bit late but...it's Chuck Norris. He's already OP lol.

[@garr_inc]

I will note that for my future games.

[@Quadratical]

someone needs to make an animation of these battles

[@wilsonwoman3]

AGREED

[@TheIceking97]

TOTATTALY

[@CertifiedDoc]

I'd like to see that.

[@Slanghappy]

Yup

[@simonrojo6135]

Kierann Temlar

[@juangnrnminecraft]

Trott: "You cant shrink molecules that are loosly collected togather" Smith: "Well you can give it a go"

[@TAMThomasTAM]

Ross: Sips, you're in Hat Flims now, right? *Sips looks to Sjin* Sips: "Yeah."

[@TAMThomasTAM]

I know. It's as if he was off-screen. Sips looks at him in betrayal, "yeah". Because they were the Original Group (asides from Lewis and Simon) and now Sips and Sjin have parted to new gangs.

[@marcar9marcar972]

XD

[@PKEin]

With Sips, they're Shat films

[@Tby206]

Sips, Hornby, Alsmiffy, Trottimus = Shat.

[@adityasrinivasulu]

Triforce, ShatFilms, and Chilluminati - best ever.

[@warkus123]

You should be scared of mini vampires, more commonly known as mosquitos. They are the animal that has killed the most humans after all.

[@kappalhu3574]

Error Creator mosquitoes are known to give people diseases I don't think vampires do that

[@sanguillotine]

Me Is Iron Slayer vampirism

[@howell2010]

I think it was Vampire: The Masquerade, or another vampire property, but in it they talked about vampires giving humans STDs like AIDs and HIV and others because they sucked the blood of an infected human, then sucked the blood of a non infected. I can't quite recall any details but I do remember that being a thing.

[@ZarmothBlade]

Yeah, vampires carried every single blood-transmitted sickness they contracted for eternity. It had no effect on them, but they gave all of them to each person they fed on.

[@kappalhu3574]

oh, ok thx

[@markarmstrong4411]

the x-ray vision can see through the invisibility cloak

[@Gakulon]

You could already see through the invisibility cloak. It's invisible for fucks sake!

[@Leigh_Magee]

Brilliant

[@anthonyschlessman1848]

Creature Plays Games, you dont see through an it, it bends the light around it.... so x-ray would work

[@MGSLurmey]

+Anthony Schlessman X-rays act in exactly the same way as visible light, so they'd be bent around it too. X-ray vision wouldn't allow you to see someone behind an invisibility cloak.

[@animationguy1000]

+SS-Captain Lurmey Well that depends of the logistics of the cloak. Perhaps it only bends light of a certain wave length, therefore x-rays may still penetrate it. Or may it's not bending the light, but simply scattering the waves when the reflect off the surface. Seeing as x-rays wouldn't be reflected off the cloak but rather be absorbed, then I'd say that the x-rays would work in that situation too.

[@professorcoms2481]

I'm a simple man. I see Games Night. I see Sips. I like. I jizz my pants.

[@hkyb9484]

Adriel Scott Not simple enough. I jizz.

[@taco6265]

I just jizz

[@prodsons]

jizz'm*

[@SirAxart]

"In it" ... sure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@riveriuskenadia3860]

Feelings too complicated. Sent a dick pic to my fan.

[@Adumb_]

Someone needs to animate this epic battle.

[@demcurvs]

Well this video was literally a 21 minute long Chuck Norris joke... It'd be nice to get another video of the same game with the same people, so it can at least be a bit more varied.

[@XenonKirito]

Agree. But the joke is so overused that it's not even funny anymore. It's the same as the Nokia crap.

[@crzyterrorist768]

Hikari To Yami Gamingz or harambe

[@XenonKirito]

Blunderhaar Harambe is still quite new compared to Chuck and the Nokia phone. At least there wasn't any Harambe reference in those cards.

[@Channel9iNE]

Guide to *ultimate nostalgia* 1. Click videos 2. Oldest-Newest 3. You shit yourself

[@CHRSS111]

"Everyone thinks Titanic was sunken by an iceberg. It wasn't, I was a giant squid. Everybody knows that!" - Sips 2016

[@Collserra3]

*it

[@42ndguardian]

The only thing that can truly beat chuck norris without a handicap is bruce lee

[@harvey647]

Please more of this it's so good

[@LIEFDEenHAAT]

the chuck norris joke is so old.... we all know That Gandalf the Grey and Gandalf the White and "Monty Python and the Holy Grail"'s Black Knight and Benito Mussolini and The Blue Meanie and Cowboy Curtis and Jambi the Genie Robocop, the Terminator, Captain Kirk, and Darth Vader Lo Pan, Superman, every single Power Ranger Bill S. Preston and Theodore Logan, Spock, The Rock, Doc Ock, and Hulk Hogan All came out of no where lightning fast and they kicked Chuck Norris in his cowboy ass

[@james8570]

nice reference

[@ComanderScar]

what is this a reference to?

[@dwergs_]

the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny

[@veilder2332]

With civilians looking on in total awe.

[@waffleman2211]

Your in Mr. Rogers neighborhood.

[@NuSpirit_]

It is already another week? Wow it went quickly...

[@kloaf1131]

lol. Lewis won every round no thanks to himself. He actually did almost nothing in this game I feel.

[@WGSXFrank]

Doctor Who has been known as "The Doctor" for a while. How the hell do a bunch of Brits not know that?

[@anthonyschlessman1848]

lol

[@marcar9marcar972]

I think they knew but they chose to ignore it.

[@anthonyschlessman1848]

Marcar9 Marcar9 they also chose to ignore that vader has the force and a lightsaber

[@onix9818]

what if lewis knows theres a character card named doctor who if so then the doctor might refer to something else because doctor who wouldnt have two cards with two different names to be one character

[@harryrolo6878]

+Jason Hurrle There isn't a 'doctor who' card :)

[@TheLateLordKardok]

Have you scrubs never heard of the Force giving people incredible speed? Chuck Norris would have to HIT Vader with the ray gun before it even mattered. The invisibility cloak wouldn't matter to Vader, because he can sense Chuck's presence with the Force.

[@FirstnameLastname-ge3xy]

but it's chuck norris

[@FirstnameLastname-ge3xy]

Harrison Norris If a zombie bites chuck norris, it turns into a miniature chuck norris

[@TheLateLordKardok]

Firstname Lastname Chuck Norris was beaten by Bruce Lee. He's not all-powerful.

[@FirstnameLastname-ge3xy]

The Late Lord Kardok That was obviously scripted, chuck norris would not lose

[@TheLateLordKardok]

Firstname Lastname I don't really care. In terms of how it really is, Chuck Norris is a plain human, whereas Darth Vader has superpowers.

[@caelenjenks]

"everybody thinks a iceberg sunk the titanic but it was actually a giant squid everybody knows that". sips 2016

[@caelenjenks]

it makes zero sence

[@AdrianGK47]

Darth Vader has the force, he could just force choke Chuck Norris and he wouldn't be able to do anything

[@EviltheNub]

Or force grab the shrink ray

[@sadpotato9029]

Exactly!

[@jjdude5531]

His beard of bees is also the perfect defense against a shrink ray.

[@sage3892]

even if Our Lord Norris were to be shrunk, he would simply look at darth vader and destroy him Praise be to Norris

[@PsychShrew]

Chuck is apart from the laws of physics. The force cannot affect him.

[@shanadir]

i think i would have voted against chuck on pretty much every battle... really old cowboy vs darth vader? shrink ray? "size doesn't matter" invisibility cloak? force sense.

[@SilverRay85]

You're simply blinded by logic. Especially of Chuck Norris in his human form. Realistically speaking, nothing can fight Chuck Norris. Absolutely nothing can stop him. Chuck Norris is a God.

[@himedo1512]

Correction, Chuck Norris is better than a God

[@onix9818]

+SilverRay8585 even logically it doesnt work darth vader is formed by miley cyrus, and other random people as his limbs I dont think he can use a lightsaber or the force except force sense and once you shrink him you step on him darth vader even alone as himself isnt invincible and if shrunk would be nothing but an ant versus anyone

[@GewelReal]

+Jason Hurrle he has a wrecking ball doe

[@shanadir]

SilverRay8585 eh, chuck norris is mediocre at best. he just has a really good propaganda machine working for him

[@bpeace2000]

The US once tried to contain Chuck Norriss' power and thats how we created the nuke.

[@Smartacus98]

Yawn

[@73k46k2]

I like how Lewis always comes up with rules randomly to "balance" the game, but never decided to take his winning pick off of the table.

[@djkiller123100]

Trott "suddenly out of nowhere he's on a war elephant" Smith "HE HAS A SHRINK RAY"

[@matheuscavalcante8336]

I like how you guys make up rules and just go with it

[@boated915]

I could listen to these guys talking for hours, it's amazing.

[@Teejjuh]

Lewis really loves his laceless vans

[@ZoniacMan]

Sips was on fire this episode :D Him and Gumby.

[@tipturkey1283]

should've titled the ep 'Barrens chat' haha loving the non stop Chuck memes

[@m4ini]

To me personally the best Line Up with HatFilms and sips.

[@thediethrower1803]

how could Chuck Norris beat Gandhi? No matter his role in life there's got to be nukes involved somehow and that's something Chuck isn't immune to.

[@frostytreat1947]

"I think I'd me afraid of a mini vampire" I guess that could be a mosquito.

[@Gordyan_Knot]

I have watched about 5 different channels play this game, and NONE of them have played by the same rules. It's awesome.

[@harigowre]

Lewis needs to join the DOC

[@hazy8737]

Hari Gowre Yh it needs to happen

[@nihan5893]

Pls check out my gaming channel

[@hazy8737]

Sure

[@honorgorman8467]

@Nihan589 u got a nice channel

[@dislexickitten6177]

PLESE DO MORE SUPER FIGHT (WITH HAT FILMS) ITS SO GOOD

[@lackadaisy8683]

This is one of the really few Games Nights that I always enjoy a lot XD

[@Retog]

Everyone always forgets that Chuck Norris lost to Bruce Lee

[@Adam-lt4fx]

darth vadar would use his light saber to reflect the shrink way back at chuck norris and the dragon arm would breath fire all around burning the invisibility cloak

[@achaosdeity9743]

the force is a mental energy, i think?

[@harrystuart7455]

Can't he just force choke him?

[@onix9818]

lightsaber wouldnt reflect a shrink ray it would just shrink the lightsaber

[@harrystuart7455]

Jason Hurrle But the blade of the lightsaber is concentrated energy, it's not a physical object. That's like saying it can shrink the beam from a flahlight

[@XMysticHerox]

+Harry light eg photons are physical objects so why not. And even if not why would it deflect? In SW lore it can only deflect lasers. A shrink ray isnt realy a laser.

[@sampezullo13]

Sips has a look of defeat at the very end when smith shuts down his idea which is priceless

[@nurb101]

C'mon, Chuck Norris would have an ironic candy based weakness Will Wonka would exploit.

[@DaDestroyer1986]

"Mars Attacks!" also scared the crap out of me.

[@kian1267]

Chuck Norris doesn't breath oxygen, he breaths vacuum.

[@JackOnTheBoxButWithNoNumbers]

Chuck Norris once ate his own heart to gain more power.

[@corrinecaywood9093]

Sounds legit

[@samhirschmann9514]

Sips AND Hat Films? Like button destroyed

[@gruntslayer3524]

Please play more of this game it's so good

[@danielsullivan6983]

darth vader using the force would detect where chuck was, throw away his shrink ray, and strangle him.

[@kareemsc9913]

Holy shit that whole chuck Norris killing himself by roundhouse kicking his time traveling doctor mother. Was such a good fucking counter

[@clooft1755]

I need to see all the fights animated

[@lamq7215]

When darth Vader kicks, his left leg comes in like a wrecking ball

[@polterghost_]

Chuck Norris vs The World

[@xMaugrex]

that was the most entertaining lack of progress I've seen in a while

[@snooberoid]

I just had a nostalgasm when smith mentioned the little vampire!

[@deeshie1]

When sips talked about Gandhi's riding noise all i could imagine was the scene from The Holy Grail with the Knights riding guys holding coconuts to make clip clop noises. @.@

[@connorcousins2245]

"Can you get inside him and turn into him because I like that idea" -Ross Hornby 2016 😂

[@shrewdguy4916]

Miss these videos

[@CountryMusicMann]

Fighting a squid the size of a human being would be actually terrifying. Most squids, their bodies are only two to three feet, with tentacles a little longer. A squid that totals ten to fourteen feet, and can find you even if you’re invisible? That’s nightmare material.

[@dkpsyhog]

YAY! I was waiting for more super Fight!

[@Keith-bu6es]

this game is the best out of all. i enjoy watching it every single time . do more plz

[@flamethrowex]

alt rules: you only get a point for defeating everyone at the table, and everyone you defeat adds to your hero one of their power cards of their choice. (if you manage to go around the table and get a point, you stop using that hero and the next person starts)

[@noahkarnes1489]

i had an add where sumone was saying don't wak me off over and over

[@edwardhirsch2445]

Somehow making the Chuck Norris meme work in 2016. Way to go team.

[@lostevesy]

I agree with the comments, Darth Vader would have won easily. Force, light saber, bees, mega fighter, he would use the force to dodge, or remove the shrink ray, or the shrink ray would just hit one of the many bees

[@darkohgrubb17]

not to mention dragons can detect invisible creatures

[@honkhonkho]

Chuck Norris is the force.

[@cordeliacollins7046]

Not to annoy you but, a fair few people have been waiting for The Shadow Of Israfell to come back. We believed there was an announcement that it was coming back, so we waited thinking it would come back... But it didn't, I just wish you consider bringing the series back. Thank you.

[@choowygamerz]

Was listening to music at a faster speed and switched over to this video. It was so strange till I figured it out :)

[@YorickSK]

I would love to see this animated!

[@maxwelljohnson6185]

When I was playing this game, I got Canada who was riding someone (don't remember). Also there were 3 of them. Which means you had to beat 3 Canadas.

[@zihenglao3591]

Maxwell Johnson maple syrup

[@maxwelljohnson6185]

Yea, we could drown people in maple syrup. And maybe, just maybe... we would have 3 Sips. Then no one could stop us. >:)

[@thekingofcardboard]

this is just the bridge from the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny.

[@Alenthas]

aliens from mars attacks! really freaked me the hell out as a kid.

[@meadboik3126]

Love reading the subtitles 😂

[@Redneko.]

sips always just looks so done

[@ubershark2617]

I need to see fan art of Sips's Darth Vader/Voltron right now.

[@barcod11]

they seem to be playing it pretty differently to when TB and the gang did in the co-optional gang are they playing it properly?

[@Gakulon]

That was Supervillain mode

[@KiernanGrimes]

Barcod Noh There are many gamemodes. The instructions list TONS of ways to play, and many other fan made modes online.

[@TheWanderingLPer]

Talking about rules as written? No, they're not. A given hero can only win three times, then they're forced to retire as a "Champion".

[@tomburgess8485]

Hold on, the smoke monster is litterally immortal as long as the island exists. You cant touch him, but he can touch you. Its like a Mr Eko kind of death, where he's a badass but he cannot defeat the smoke monster. He was stabbed in the heart in one of the episodes

[@judechauhan6715]

sips face at the end when smith tells him XD

[@robertpriestley89]

ok... less of the other games nigĥt games and more of this one! this one is so suited to the yogscast as it relys on you guys' imagination and banter, and not just a trashy card game. top episode, best in a while.

[@robertpriestley89]

Fair comment actually there Chris

[@MagikKrazyKid]

The Doctor is obviously referring to The Doctor from Doctor Who. Doctor Who is just the title of the show, the character is referred to as The Doctor

[@capulcinka]

chuck norris with shrinking ray and invisibility cloak is too OP, very nice combo there Lewis, not even a god would stand a chance :D

[@McSenkel]

Sips did my favourite Chuck Norris joke.

[@firefeathers3_7]

I would love to see Simon on a games night

[@user-od9dy7hx3w]

Willy Wonka would have won. Stay with me. Wonka isn't gonna hunt down Chuck Norris, Chuck's gonna have to come to him. Chuck is in the chocolate factory. Chuck is overwhelmed by the Oompa Loompas, especially since Wonka integrated his shrink ray into a large machine that roams the factory, shrinking Chuck the moment he opened the front door, but they don't rip him apart. The invisiblity cloak is useless in the factory. Not only does he make obvious footsteps on the edible grass, but the Oompa Loompas can smell him. Chuck tears his way through each and every Oompa Loompa Wonka sends to him, shrinking some of them himself to make things easier, having to abandon the cloak for mobility, losing it forever as it is invisible, obviously not having time to shrink all of them as they surround him, as Wonka maniacally laughs and dances in the bowels of the factory, nowhere near the action. He doesn't care about the Oompa Loompas, they're disposable. Chuck now finds that there are no more Oompa Loompas being sent his way. Either he killed them all or Wonka stopped sending them in. Either way, he's done with them. But he's been non-stop flailing his limbs around and screaming all day. He's tired. Now Chuck is a smart man. He knows that getting his blood sugar up would be the best move, and surely Willy Wonka, worldwide-known chocolataire, wouldn't poison absolutely everything in his factory with the risk of sending out those poisoned goods to the public. But what Chuck doesn't know is that Wonka is truly a mad man. Countless children have been put in severe danger in this factory and Wonka never seemed to care about any of them. Wonka has no empathy. And quite frankly, he has enough money to cover things up and hide them from the public. Nobody ever questioned the children almost losing their lives in his factory, because he covered it all up, and he can cover up his irresponsible behaviour again. Chuck begins eating to risen his blood sugar. And that's when it happens. Chuck begins gagging, choking, coughing up his own blood. He falls on to the ground, writhing in pain, as the chemicals within the sweets and chocolate destroy his body from the inside. Chuck Norris dies on the ground of the edible room in Willy Wonka's chocolate factory. Wonka disposes of his body in the only way he knows how, and releases a new flavour of chocolate to the public containing ginger and nuts. The public never finds out what happened in the factory that day, just like the children all those years ago.

[@baseballjustin5]

But in the Superfight PC game, you pick new cards each round and it goes round robin.

[@nate.draws.things]

You're supposed to make all new characters at the end of each round. Also, it would be more interesting if four people made fighters and the odd man out was the judge.

[@Wulfjager]

I can't believe people thinking a 76 year old martial artist that despises these god memes you guys say can't be beaten

[@StephenFlagg01]

Chuck Norris should be removed from the deck--you just can't beat Chuck Norris . . . much less an invisible Chuck Norris with a shrink-ray.

[@PsychShrew]

StephenFlagg01 You can beat him. How? Chuck Norris with a shrink ray and an invisibility cloak can beat himself.

[@dkpsyhog]

It doesn't matter wether or not Chuck is invisible... _you can't see him_ XD

[@diddydragon]

Bruce Lee

[@dosandcb]

Anyone else notice that Ross' card is essentially Superman and Stretch Armstrong in one?

[@ityaboimeh3954]

when did sips give in to the power of the hat?

[@Abraxun]

Haha I remember when Arkas of Mindcrack got "just can't stop dancing" XD wish those groups would collab with these guys, would be awesome.

[@sid4226]

Lewis, What are you doing to revive this channel? All you need is to introduce a new mine craft mod-pack. Preferably something in which one team of Yogscast members, fight another team( This is the Yogscast's strength being able to organize teams and create a strong sense of competition. And allowing players to wait in anticipation of their favorite Yogscast member winning. They create extravagant bases(Castles, towers, cities, villages, bunkers etc.) for about 100 episodes(Cause you mess around and set extremely long term in game goals) then end everything in just 1 or 2. (Using nukes, fire, new mods etc.) I hope You try this suggestion, But it is undeniably upto you. -Sid

[@isaacbonser]

With the smoke monster they card read turn into *Anything* not you opponent so would Chuck be able to survive a planet smashing into him?

[@lamasta2691]

according to death battle by screw attack... yeah

[@marcar9marcar972]

No shrink ray has no effect. It can just retouch.

[@lamasta2691]

Marcar9 Marcar9 i'm just saying chuck would never have a truly worthy opponent, the only person who came close he dragged out of space time into a whole other dimension.

[@eirational6153]

The only thing that could defeat Chuck Norris, is a Chuck Norris from another dimension. But of course, they wouldn't fight. They would simply combine their powers to become even more powerful.

[@zihenglao3591]

Why is chuck Norris like a god he was just a actor and martial artist

[@emeraldstag]

When I younger When Mars Attacks gave me goddamn nightmares.

[@Matthew-ku8co]

20:00 the true origin of the ant man climbing inside thanos theory

[@bandtamarin2230]

Hatted Double Dragon? I'm sold.

[@AnonymousKingpin1]

Games Night - the one comment section that is ACTUALLY about the video, wow.

[@XxhariboguyxX]

I just noticed they talked about Chuck Norris for 21 mins ;D

[@ameliacrossley8485]

"Imagine a dwarf vampire." ...so a mosquito?

[@Vrikrar]

They really need to play this at least once more and not start the game off with Chuck Norris, lol.

[@jeremys4984]

I love games night.

[@Drh210]

Since they decided that it was Dr Dre, not Doctor Who, they also missed the fact that he could have travelled to a time before Chuck Norris learned how to swim through concrete and push the Earth and stopped him from becoming the apparent tyrannical leader of the world

[@lacyscott9310]

I remember Gumby, and I was born in '91. They all must've had a bad childhood.

[@DarkWolf3million]

Less hat films, more Duncan + Sjin