Wilson's Long Lost Son | House M.D..

[@theyhaventfedmesince]

"In the case of the 11 years old boy. Wilson you're not the father" **House doing back flip**

[@CeiliCeiliCeili]

I’m dead 😂😂😂

[@kraftzero2947]

Vinnie Syarif oh my fucking god i pictured that in my head and i fell on the floor laughing

[@BLADESTER128]

0/10 House didnt stick the landing

[@chariot5154]

In the case of 11 year old Duncan. It has been determined by this court. Wilson. You..... Are NOT the father *ooooooOOOOO*

[@DriftDesu_]

* default dance *

[@Aegon1]

I love how that last sentence “can you do an Australian accent” implies he’s about to do the same thing to Chase 😂

[@iliaa3268]

This is why I love comments I didn't even think of it lol

[@themihanoid5020]

Omg I know right? I just got that too and immediately went looking through comments :D

[@thedarkknightdante]

Deadass thought he wanted Chase to be his son.

[@Snookbone]

Wow, you got the very obvious joke. Well done.

[@mr_excessive_tackle1114]

In another clip earlier episode house makes a joke about England implying Chase is British 😂

[@hatless6056]

"Can you do one with Australian accent" Sad that we never see the Chase version of this

[@Biosquid239]

I didnt even realize that was the joke, now I feel dumb

[@wobby1268]

Considering what a "great big ho" Chase was, it's surprising no long-lost kidlets with cute accents and floppy blond hair ever showed up looking for him. Either he was very careful, very lucky, sterile...or some combination of the three.

[@SuperHothead14]

Wobby 1 prolly careful

[@wobby1268]

​@@SuperHothead14 Lol, you're probably right. Chase's "unapologetic need to look out for himself" (as Hugh Laurie put it) would likely make him a very careful boy.

[@SuperHothead14]

Wobby 1 not to mention, when He was being super womanizing it was after he divorced his wife. And considering their whole debate on kids I imagine the memory of all that was too raw.

[@cornwelj]

This was simultaneously the best and worst prank House pulled on Wilson. Awful because, well, giving him a fake son IS awful. The best because it showed Wilson something about himself and stopped him from making a terrible decision

[@FUBARGunpla]

A brutal and hard truth can sometimes be better than soft nothings that don't get the full context across. awful, absolutely, but the mark of a friend who genuinely was willing to scar his best friend to make sure he didn't scar himself even worse? that's house and house is always willing to lose wilson just to save wilson..

[@mommyanddaddywerealiengods]

@@FUBARGunpla it is always better. But it gets way worse over time, to the point where truth will be even more destructive than the truth. Still, destructiveness is bad, but letting a human being to adjust to artificial situations (only to make even heavier real-life mistakes later) is the worst.

[@Boyzby]

@@mommyanddaddywerealiengods So not always. Only Sith deal in absolutes. You're also not even thinking about how people react to the same things very differently.

[@weckar]

@@Boyzby Sith.

[@Tyrosine0910]

@@jaxtynmartin2841 Worst fake accounts ever lmao. You put literally zero effort into it.

[@nobeladhikari4317]

I always hate it when in movies and tv shows they order food,talk and leave without eating it.

[@dracomurdock6349]

Seriously- they had their food delivered, took a few bites off screen, and the left their entire meals behind.

[@abigailaldea7956]

Wasteful !!!

[@iRazenrak]

Actors can't be seen eating, it ruins the shots if they have food in their teeth.

[@daryldixon3685]

Or light a cigarette and take a puff or two then put it out!

[@weltschmertzz]

I read this as I was thinking that if I were the parent, I would've finished his meal to lessen food wastage

[@josephhoward4697]

Little did Wilson realize that he would, in fact, be with House for the rest of his life...

[@dreadxdead4494]

Damn

[@discordbois6636]

Bro wtf that was saddd

[@Whoami-sh4pl]

Wait what do you mean

[@splitcryptic]

@@Whoami-sh4pl *you don't wanna know*

[@foxgilgan6353]

Oof to soon

[@skittles3310]

Wilson would have made the best dad ever. He is so endearing, and you can not help but to completely love him. The end of the show is the biggest heartbreak I cried thru the entire season.

[@gimhanikk3134]

What happened at last???😔😊

[@FellowSunBro]

@@gimhanikk3134 watch it.

[@Cent664]

Wilson deserved better. But I guess that's the point of the show, you don't get what you deserve. You get what you get.

[@bflkurby1]

I loved it. It was very realistic. It'd be nice if they made a special just for House returning to kill Thirteen.

[@amilcarballantyne]

@@bflkurby1 why would he do that?

[@FingeringThings]

“OMG my long lost son!” House: isa prank bro

[@Jejking]

"Chillax dad" 😂😂😂

[@ZaZa-kb3rq]

Rofl

[@Waterlily6519]

Poor Wilson. He did indeed seem so happy to have a son. then (the) House came crashing Down.

[@PhamNicolas99]

I don't think you really understood what happened at the end. He was happy he wasn't his son. He realized he wasn't ready/didn't want to be a father.

[@Waterlily6519]

@@PhamNicolas99 I know. But he seemed happy to have a son; despite whatever is shown at the end here. Yes, it wasn't his son and he is happy he doesn't have kids. But he seemed genuinely happy to "have a son"

[@Vampxiii_]

Silje Hoel Sakshaug definitely agree.

[@NotisSenju]

@@Waterlily6519 He seemed happy because he didn't have to raise him.When the time came to take him into his home he deeply regretted agreeing to it. Everyone is happy until the moment they have to take responsibility.

[@Waterlily6519]

@@NotisSenju I've already covered this. Take a look at what I responded, to @Ngocky99's comment. You'll find the explanation there. Have a wonderful day.

[@bethangriffiths5206]

Wilson: "There are actually things in this world that give life even more meaning than soap operas and monster trucks..." House: *LEavE mY SOap OpERas AnD MOnsTEr TrUCkS OutTA ThIS!*

[@marcusgaius]

You have to say it in Australian accent.

[@janesmith699]

Soap operas and monster trucks rule! ❤️

[@nathansteadman9249]

time stamp please i misssed it but am not going back because i have other house episodes to binge

[@spectrumscopix]

@@nathansteadman9249 if you found out where it is please tell me! i wanna see it too

[@kissofdeath4449]

"You do Australian accent?" I can only imagine how Chase would react.

[@SuperHornedtoad]

Chase is sending the kid to the jungle.

[@scottvelez3154]

Chase would probably bang his mother again, because as House says it, Chase is a horny idiot. Well something like that.

[@kissofdeath4449]

@@scottvelez3154 Robert Chase should've been Rabbit Chase.

[@wobby1268]

@@SuperHornedtoad To the Outback...

[@janesmith699]

Wouldn't have fallen for it as easily. More challenge for House.

[@dominicomegon4714]

I would have known something was wrong the second he said "I love you Dad."

[@GrifoStelle]

Lol better than me. I started wondering about what kind of abuse he'd been through with mom

[@dominicomegon4714]

Usually you have to imprint on your child from birth for them to just "love you." That never happened so Big Red Flag.

[@melaaj3330]

Same I said this ain’t normal

[@devinahrens4269]

That's actually similar to how I met my dad so.

[@samiuelsami1238]

😂😂😂

[@ihaveproblems9779]

The fact House can be so simultaneously compassionate and monstrous is wild. He obviously recognized something was wrong and that Wilson was compromised, and acted on it to help Wilson (while getting a good laugh out of it too). He basically held the impossible emergency cable that Wilson would have needed had it been real. House saved Wilson from making an irrevocable mistake while also showing just how seriously he cares about the life of children. Wilson is insanely intelligent and rational and, when he can't be, House is there to catch him every time. This has been one of those times, even well before Wilson realized he fell over.

[@iamadityavaishy]

Just the way House saved Wilson by drugging him and stealing his speech about euthanasia in the Season 6 episode Known Unknowns. By disguising as Dr. Phil Perlmutter, House saved Wilson's career. ❤

[@ihaveproblems9779]

@@iamadityavaishy Me of your years in the future from this post says hello!

[@iamadityavaishy]

@@ihaveproblems9779 😅😅 House's fans will keep meeting in the future!

[@xebolous]

Wilson doesn't want to admit it, but he needed that.

[@bsjsnsnnsgbajajhsgwg483]

That kid and his parents who allowed him to do that are obvious sociopaths. 😂😂

[@eggg1709]

@@bsjsnsnnsgbajajhsgwg483 he was an actor

[@permazero]

@@eggg1709 Wendel with one L - he isn't he raised as a socio? 🤣

[@madin8412]

Is it bad that when the kid hugged Wilson I got suspicious instantly?

[@Shiirow]

I was suspicious when he started talking like House.

[@permazero]

@@Shiirow 🤝🏾 and how House would come in just to talk about it as soon as he met up with Wilson. I'm glad their not detectives 🤣

[@iRazenrak]

I thought the mother was beating him. I was half expecting him to cough and Wilson to feel his forehead and then notice part of a bruise on his collar bone and then tell him to take off his shirt, revealing scars and miscolorations all over his torso and then the kid starts crying and whimpers, "I promise I'll be good."

[@fart63]

@@iRazenrakbro wrote fanfic about this

[@jean-lucduchatellier8459]

"- Unless she cheated on you with your dad" , WTF HOUSE🤣 freaking savage

[@jonathancineus6424]

A perfect mix of sad disappointment and incredible relief.

[@cunningsmile4166]

"Can you do an Australian accent?" Love that just moves on to screwing with Chase

[@AkiWasHere]

''You are an actor?'' * YOU ALL ARE ACTORS*

[@benedictfishy1218]

"You're an actor being an actor?" Would have fit much better lol

[@playamannyb.4364]

Stfu

[@Boyzby]

"This is Dr House." *NO, HE ISN'T A DOCTOR AND HIS NAME IS HUGH LAURIE.* Similar joke, same amount of funniness. Selective suspension of disbelief is weird to see demonstrated.

[@Juliet_Marie]

In watching this I'm struck by how Wilson is the "perfectly nice" doctor and can't maintain relationships outside of House and how well House knows how Wilson really feels about responsibility. Seeing it from that perspective the way Wilson responds to parenthood with a breezy confidence should be alarming in the elevator scene and House's response was spot on.

[@matija4256]

Dr.House: *Can you do Australian accent* ? Kid: *¡ǝʇɐɯ ǝsɹoɔɟo*

[@bertrandsy9179]

That's so cool mate and g'day to ya

[@ogichi32]

How the hell did you type that upside down?

[@timrthoward7007]

Dr.house

[@WLOfails]

@@ogichi32 A text generator u can find on google, type into it, then copy and paste

[@TMWriting]

"Can you do an Australian accent" is lowkey one of the funniest lines on the show.

[@RyanTheHero3]

Son: I could stay at your place Wilson: *SON FOR SALE*

[@Nathan-en9dn]

I was skeptical when the "mother" never confronted Wilson for money or support more than one tiny phone call. Than when an 11 year old boy said I love you to a stranger I knew he was an actor. What person doesn't ask for some time of support, when the other party isn't a total ass.

[@lagon7830]

He is a doctor, ofcourse the mother would go after him for money.

[@ChaosDraguss]

@Mr XI remember when your type just fumed quietly instead of blathering your embittered stupidity for all the world to see. I miss those days.

[@oz_jones]

@@ChaosDraguss Ok simp

[@ChaosDraguss]

@@oz_jones Don't forget cuck, white knight, and every other insult the internet has drained all meaning from aside from just anyone that isn't screaming with sexual frustration.

[@perditorcreatoris8152]

@@ChaosDraguss Congratulations, you two have a mutual diagnosis, you are both gay.

[@nicodelossantos6039]

5:33 *Person:* makes point *House:* proves point but sassy

[@eggnorman]

Dear god, that was cruel. I'd be so god damn angry.

[@slatercarpenter6090]

But the point is it wasn’t really cruel in this scenario. To normal people this would be awful, but House new Wilson so well that he knew he wasn’t ready for a kid, and he didn’t even want one. I even see it as one of the best things House ever did from a moral standpoint. Use his gift to make his friend regret free just before dealing with his diagnosis.

[@darthbiker2311]

Wilson's reaction in the end kind of suggested that he knew, at some level. Or that he expected that for someone like House it was pretty old hat.

[@Kinvarus1]

I love how he's pissed and tells them to get out and then once the door closes has a little chuckle.

[@jackgraham3988]

Love the fact that this means one of two things Either 1 - House asked Wilson how he'd feel if he'd gotten her pregnant 11 years ago, just out of the blue remembered his response and decided to prank him OR 2 - House started this prank 11 YEARS AGO, where he asked Wilson the question KNOWING that in 11 (or so) years, he was gonna find a child actor with a decent resemblance to Wilson in order to pull off the joke.

[@treasurefanclub1473]

2nd feels like what house would do

[@TotallyNotJoe_]

@@treasurefanclub1473 the fact that it wasn't meantioned means that's not what he did

[@TheArcadeAlley]

3- Wilson was drunk and couldnt remember anything he said. If House told him he wanted to be an astronaut for a night hewould believe

[@GrandMarshalGarithos]

He knew Wilson wouldn't remember and would believe it was possible, it never happened.

[@yevgeniyaleshchenko849]

@@treasurefanclub1473 Not really, noone would plan this that long, not even house.

[@Sai4651]

wilSON. Real talk, I think Wilson would make a good father, most adults wouldn't be able to handle taking in an 11 year old right off the bat. If he had a child from birth and worked his way up, I think he'd be able to handle it.

[@hisokamorow8388]

Lol the ending is priceless “chillax dad.” Cute young boy.

[@teachies902]

thanks hisoka morrow!

[@Monkey_30000]

3 years later I can't see this comment as innocent knowing Hisoka wrote it

[@janesmith699]

How does Wilson keep falling for these pranks? Lmao. I love the australia question, i dunno if Chase would fall for the same act.

[@batt3ryac1d]

Chase is the type of dude to keep track of the condom.

[@someguy1141]

House got his Ex to play along. He didn't until then.

[@sws212]

@@batt3ryac1d Condoms break, Chase is the type of dude who knows that probability with him being a doctor who treats rare 1 in a million type diseases and all that.

[@michirukaioh4014]

Well, instead of the child prank, he gave him a crisis identity when he challenged to hide that he was an smart doctor and act like a moron during the speed dates. Chase was certain that his success with women was because his intelligence, but then realized that he was seen as a cute guy, not a smart one. And that hurted.

[@yevgeniyaleshchenko849]

@@michirukaioh4014 I don't think that hurt* - I think he just started using that to his advantage more.

[@827Drew]

1:24 'Why don't you just assume that you're not the Dad?' Wilson shows House a picture. 'Either you're the Dad, or she cheated on you with your Dad.' That makes me laugh every time I hear it. :D

[@soonamisapphire2425]

Me too

[@827Drew]

@@soonamisapphire2425 The really funny part was, Wilson wasn't his Dad.

[@dayschange2]

Probably one of the cruelest things that House had put so little effort into.

[@yevgeniyaleshchenko849]

In this context, it wasn't cruel and wasn't done out of cruelty or even for entertainment purposes. In real life it would be but here it was implied House did it for Wilson's sake because he knew him so well. Also, House DID put some effort in it lol.

[@dayschange2]

@@yevgeniyaleshchenko849 "So little » does not mean "none."

[@Ziggyziggy1]

Chillax dad! And Wilson nervos/relived laughter in the end, Priceless...

[@Overdoseplus]

"Can you do an Australian accent?" Poor Chase. House always gets the maximum worth out of his pranks.

[@iloveavocados2189]

"you're jealous of an 11 yr old because you're an 11 yr old." yah that's about right..

[@harikirant6144]

How many of you miss this great show? This is not a show, it's an emotion!

[@anthonyitaliano7316]

House is one of those rare breeds of shows that actually ended before they jumped the shark. House MDs ending is 1000% better than what they did to Game of Thrones

[@cornwelj]

I think House lingered for one, maybe even two, seasons longer than it should have. After House was shot by ‘Moriarty’ and chose meaning to end his hallucination there really was no justification for House to fall back on his old ways. It undid and rendered pointless all the things that had happened to him the prior seasons.

[@golf4563]

hari kiran its a meme

[@KingKRool91]

i do miss it and thats why i rewatch all 8 seasons a few times every year. sometimes its just running in the background while im playing games. im addicted to the jokes and all the emotions that it makes me feel

[@MANJYOMETHUNDER111]

@@cornwelj It's almost like mental health issues are an ongoing battle and aren't solved by a single crisis. OR SOMETHING.

[@Dread.Pirate.Roberts]

Lets face it this prank could have gone terribly wrong. What if Wilson was actually ready to be a father and truly enjoyed hanging out with this kid. It would have broken his heart knowing eveyrthing was a lie. Feeling nostalgia for something that was never really there. Dayum House is an evil genius.

[@kaylag5043]

No because according to House, Wilson said if Beth had gotten pregnant it would have been the worst mistake of his life.

[@Dread.Pirate.Roberts]

@@kaylag5043 not back then, now, what if Wilson was ready to be father now and all of a sudden a 10 year old kids shows up. He obviously grew fonder of the kid as he spent time with him.... he only freaked out because it was moving too fast. But what if he would've been okay with it moving too fast.

[@LucasEmanuel-k7v]

​@@Dread.Pirate.Robertsi think that house knew him well enough for this, I mean, they were friends for this time. The irationality of Wilson was obvious.

[@yevgeniyaleshchenko849]

House is definitely not ''evil'', and yes in reality that kind of prank would be risky and possible cruel - but in the show it was implied House knew Wilson too well and already knew the outcome.

[@kno6ndg7]

11:11 so well simultaneously played relief and embarrassment only show how good actor he is.

[@brooksequine7621]

This was mean ....but clearly , a big bullet was dodged .

[@Vampxiii_]

Brooks Equine agreed lmfao

[@thomas.02]

he dodged an artillery shell!

[@RapTapTap]

I think it was actually very kind of House to do this. He gave his friend the experience of having a child, knowing full well that he couldn't handle the responsibility of it, and then took the pressure and repercussions of ruining two peoples lives out of the equation while still letting him have the joyous parts of it.

[@ariesradke6193]

no

[@ariesradke6193]

every parent thinks they aren’t capable and worries at the beginning. that’s what make a great parent.

[@lucasfishmonger6258]

Wilson: You are an actor?!? Kid: Always have been.

[@sevenoctobers7471]

Wilson was always the father that House secretly wanted.

[@yevgeniyaleshchenko849]

Good take actually!

[@a.m.3574]

When he says “my mom”, what he actually means is House. I’d love to see Wilson and House raise a kid.

[@heidikickhouse-]

During a health scare, Cuddy had a nightmare that those two raised her daughter after her death. The nightmare was in the form of a horrible sitcom with the world's worst laugh track. They were raising her to be a felon.

[@fart63]

@@heidikickhouse-as they should

[@fyukfy2366]

Wait what? Did he call the mom and convince her to play along? Surely Wilson would've called the mom and talked to her

[@yevgeniyaleshchenko849]

Yes, he did. She played along cause she was mad at Wilson)))

[@AluraAlua]

@@lindam.6782 He means Wilson's ex House said was the one who secretly had a kid 11 yrs ago

[@GinaMazzola]

He hired an actor ... I'm sure convincing and X girlfriend to lie wouldn't be all that difficult.

[@Vampxiii_]

fyukfy did the kid know too?

[@epicdepiction2703]

House said at the end of the episode that the “Beth” Wilson talked to on the phone was a woman he found on Facebook^^

[@pancon9947]

Way to go dad Wilson: 😐

[@itsumiyeeiiih3924]

I felt so happy when hearing Costa Rica cause that's where I am from. Anybody gets that feeling when they mentioned your country?.

[@GregCalleja]

fax^

[@stephaniebracken2728]

Everytime I hear my New Zealand I'm like "Oh shit that's me!! O.O"

[@seanwebb605]

When he had the confrontation with the disabled veteran in Wilson's building and realized he was Canadian. I'm also pretty happy when South Park blames us.

[@Lalerato]

Yes

[@paulavitoria1798]

@itsumiyeeiiih3924 Yes! (I'm from Portugal)

[@kaylag5043]

This is so relatable for me because even though I've known my dad my whole life, this is what it feels like when I meet up with him every few months.

[@Shadow_wo1f05]

Wilson son prank was the best

[@a.trance6997]

Nah, it's "be not afraid".

[@clarapilier]

No. The best prank is when House screens Wilson's porn on one of the hospital's walls.

[@tylerv5413]

Idk, I liked when he put ragweed in his vents Or the times he drugged him 😂

[@filipospapadopoulos4543]

The best was the remote control lifting wall

[@jadenkhor3523]

"Can you do an Australian accent?" AHAHAHAH watch out Chase, you're next!

[@lalankhan7910]

"You are jealous of an 11yo because you are 11yo" perfect way to sum up his character

[@faicalhaouari4489]

from all the tricks House did to Wilson making his life miserable , i think this is the worst prank ever he did to him ; even worst than the one with Wilson's porno movie . but this is the best thing in House ; if he thinks an idea is bad ,and he already knows it ; he doesn't tell you directly , he makes you literally lives it ; so that you realise on your own how bad was your stupid idea ; then he tells you the truth and makes you live that great feeling of a relief ; because the horrible fact you were in : doesn't exist in the first place ; House is truly the best friend a person can ever have

[@matttt_perez]

faiçal faiçal Worst misuse of semicolons I’ve ever seen

[@jibblesq]

@@matttt_perez RIGHT! This shit is killing my braincell.

[@faicalhaouari4489]

@@matttt_perez hhhh , sorry mate ; english isn't my first language ; nor the second , i'm trying to learn it by watching and commentating videos ; i will try harder on my ponctuation marks , thank you for your remark

[@ForeverEternity0]

@@faicalhaouari4489 "Sorry, mate. English isn't my first language, nor my second. I'm trying to learn it by watching and commentating on videos. I will try harder on my punctuation marks. Thank you for your remark!" You shouldn't feel too bad, apart from the punctuation it was mostly okay. Besides, the other two people also made errors in their posts.

[@faicalhaouari4489]

@@ForeverEternity0 thank you very much , wish you the best .

[@ialwaysfeellikesomebodyswa647]

For some reason my brain didn’t think Wilson had a first name, so when he introduced himself as “James” my brain stopped for a couple seconds

[@dankmatter1171]

At this rate they're going to upload the entire series

[@xavierrose8208]

He's a dead ringer for Cuddy, not Wilson 😂

[@ronclark9306]

I knew a guy who found out he was soon to be a grandfather...without ever knowing that he was a dad. He was obviously dealing with a lot after getting that news, but one of the things that he found most interesting was the reaction from others when THEY found out. Up to the point where he talked to me, he said that men tended to tell him how lucky he was to have missed out on all the child rearing stuff. Women tended to feel sorry for him that he had missed all those experiences.

[@Bollibompa]

Yeah, women often miss the time when children are helpless small animals that can't say or do anything.

[@yevgeniyaleshchenko849]

@@Bollibompa Children are NOT animals, and most parents (men included) miss those times when their children were innocent babies.

[@yevgeniyaleshchenko849]

Well that's some BS, he must have had some shitty people/fathers as friends because most Dads love their children and spending time with them at all stages of life and also miss those times when their kids were just innocent babies. Child-rearing is not just for mothers and many Dads actually WANT to be involved so lets not spread more sexist (in regards to men) stereotypes.

[@ronclark9306]

@@yevgeniyaleshchenko849 He was a teen in school when it happened, and his family moved. He and the girl didn't stay in touch. Years later, he got a call from the significant other of his son. She was the one that thought they should make contact, as she was pregnant. I have no idea what happened after that.

[@ozymandias949]

"5 commercials and a recurring on days of our lives".....isnt that Joey's resume from FRIENDS?

[@cshaffer1847]

"tonight? oh wel…" heartbroken face* "tonight works"

[@bryan9587]

Is that kid actually a recurring character in "Days of our lives"? Hahahaha

[@sitcomchristian6886]

@Miranda You are a very helpful individual :)

[@rodolfoandrade7453]

Yes, and so is Dr. Drake Ramoray!

[@ryanhoxie]

"Either you're the dad, or she cheated on you with your dad."

[@mphaz.4192]

"Chillax dad"🤣🤣🤣

[@aaryanmreddy8382]

"You are jealous of an 11-year-old. Because you are an 11-year-old." House: 👁‍🗨👄👁‍🗨

[@justsomeguy3692]

Thank you to the hero who keeps this channel alive 😔🙏

[@aamr7434]

Wil(son)^2

[@Vampxiii_]

Aadil Rehan LMFAOO

[@viktorsilva4017]

3:42 "My mom said that you're troubled with maintaining relationships with normal people" you can *just hear* House's voice in that one

[@slatercarpenter6090]

I feel like people aren’t agreeing with my viewpoint. I see this as one of the best things from a moral standpoint House ever did. In the episode, he is using his gift to free Wilson of any regrets that he may have before dealing with his diagnosis. House isn’t an evil character, he’s just very very ambiguous, selfish, arrogant, and jerkish.

[@Fcycfvyvvyvtfutg]

“Do you do an Australian accent?” XD woulda LOVED to see house so that to chase.

[@NespeCoaching]

People are calling this cruel by house, in a way yes but at the same time it showed Wilson that regretting not having kids was something he'd regret because he knew Wilson couldn't handle it and proved it and at the same time made Wilson happier for it

[@fyukfy2366]

*Sponsored by Ford Taurus*

[@tylerv5413]

Right? Most obvious product placement ever And I would totally buy one bc of Wilson...

[@0roseable]

Funny thing was that for me there was a car ad playing immediately before that scene in the car. I thought it was another real ad, then realised it was part of the show.

[@GregCalleja]

no kidding XD

[@soapie-]

Same for the volvos he drove.

[@thedamneddamsel8518]

wilson: you’re an eleven year old house: .0.

[@clayman648]

I just got why House asked if he does Australian Accents... to prank Chase next hahaha

[@donanderson3653]

I see a lot of people appreciating the "Australian accent" joke (and it is very funny), but there's a second, equally funny level to it that House seems to be implying that accents are genetic.

[@NewWesternFront]

nah. just that chase might have had a kid in australia, right?

[@shuepsx652]

Chase moved to the US for the fellowship with House, if he were to have an 11 yo son, he would likely be Australian

[@almaburns6562]

House is thinking maybe he can pull one on Chase too, LOL!

[@oz_jones]

Im sorry your parents are siblings

[@jynxvxa8342]

I felt so bad for wilson a part of me thinks that he really needed this while it did teach him a lesson i think overcoming his negative thoughts and actions woulda made him a stronger person.

[@Invalid571]

0:09 that confused look on House 😂 😂 😂

[@maryolguin4372]

With his cruel jokes and frankness, House is a vessel for some of our own morbid curiosity.

[@TheManWithManyNames]

Thank goodness Wilson didn't have a hidden gun he could accidentally shoot house in his other leg.

[@RA-gv3ys]

11:10 now House wants to prep him for Chase too ehh😅😆😂😂🤣

[@littlestarsprout]

"can u do an australian accent" house was having sm fun with the kid

[@classschool5628]

Kaeya

[@Aivottaja]

I like how Wilson quickly realizes that House's prank was actually brilliant and helped him.

[@Zenkai.boost.Kekkei.Genkai]

i can't believe Wilson fell for this... usually he can see through House's schemes since he knows him so well

[@nikkihackborn8472]

"...You want vicarious immortality rather than a lifetime burden..."

[@DukeJohnny]

The "you do an Australian accent?" at the end, LMAO.

[@daftzeta3671]

The 'I love you dad' got me in the feels

[@lordsakroma7269]

That nervous laughter at the end XD

[@Lanesra62905]

It's terrifying that Wilson can't trust anything in his life. House will always make himself at home in someone else's life.

[@adelowooyediran9166]

"chillax dad" That was priceless

[@Astro_fl0w00]

thats the same diner from Bones

[@610Hobbies]

It's so sad, Wilson would be the best dad ever, pampering his children and giving everything they needed and more... and his kids would hate him.

[@dylwhs]

That nervous chuckle of relief at the end, priceless!

[@ClassicalGuyx]

House took pranking to a whole new level

[@mohammedrahman8783]

Wow, House M.D., was way ahead of its time, especially with that Game Deck.

[@_danfiz]

That laugh of relieve at the end...

[@thirumalkumartv1461]

What a wonderful acting, direction, screen play, dialogue....!!!! Fantastic

[@AmritGrewal31]

"Do you do an Australian accent?" Lol, poor Chase

[@judahschwartz7459]

this must be the cruelest thing that House has ever done

[@venture.brothers]

That ad placement was very subtle..

[@rijadheco]

That Hello song in the store, such a deep thought. Amazing

[@tambow13]

House: Can you do an australian accent? me realizing he's gonna get Chase next >:D

[@hunbenny]

That Gamedeck looks suspiciously like a DSi :D

[@a.m.r.1932]

Regardless whether it was mean/awful of not, it most certainly did teach him a valuable lesson about being a father, & having to trust House on what he has to say about a supposed son he had which he never really did.

[@DeadSezSo]

This was awful, honestly the most cruel thing he ever did. Wilson was such a sweet person. An enabler but because he was such a good person. It was a gut punch when I realized he was probably gonna die.

[@Bollibompa]

Who was cruel, for what?

[@yevgeniyaleshchenko849]

Wilson was not an enbaler as he constantly disagreed with House. in reality that kind of prank would be risky and possible cruel - but in the show it was implied House knew Wilson too well and already knew the outcome. His illness/death was not a factor at this point yet so it's irrelevant.

[@DeadSezSo]

@@yevgeniyaleshchenko849 Wilson is a textbook enabler, that's his whole shtick. The fact that you don't think he was an enabler makes me question if you actually understand what makes somebody as enabler.