"Winstons Dirty Secret" | Overwatch Mishaps 34

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[@LtEddyGames]

I'm hoping Winstons new name is recognized in the pro scene. Hope you enjoy this video! I'm sure you guys recognized it too, but this vids art was done by Shenpai! kzbin.info

[@ianicdavid]

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[@andyschneider224]

Lt. Eddy Games Is it kephrii tho?

[@Unoknight]

Lt. Eddy Games a ripoff of reaper dirty Secret of mercy 😂Man reaper is fucking mercy all day but not you

[@notdbone]

I saw a Jolyne Cujoh.

[@cuck.mp4976]

When shenpai said "TinyTurboTits" my b.net name is "TubbyTwoTits" .c.

[@katemccormick9036]

"Make her hate playing Mercy" he says on the enemy team when us Mercy mains only really need our team mates to make us hate playing Mercy.

[@bk_wasian]

Kate McCormick one time I got high praise for playing well as Mercy, its not as bad as long as you’re good. But there are still “those” kind of people.

[@CrowMaiden]

i was thinking 'that ain't hard', tbh. xD

[@x-wa-sted-x-6726]

hey is that my life story I see in the comments I think so. XD

[@Chanceogal]

Yeah F

[@GreenThymeC]

Healing is a .... uh experience

[@hypnos9803]

GreenThyme C: Green, someone called me you on Console , because I'm basically you, Triggered by Pharah, And Lucio

[@PrimalSurge]

GreenThyme C: Shen has the same exact experience

[@omarr.7220]

GreenThyme C: Watching your videos made me experiencing something new It was an ear doctor

[@Neon_ER]

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[@Atlas13331]

GreenThyme C: *an

[@Kelvin711]

I am still heart broken that Eddy denied my proposal to him :/ life's not fair bros

[@patrickf7071]

It's all right Kelvin

[@Kelvin711]

Patrick Ferretti I'll just have to go through the proper courting ritual

[@alexombra5054]

Kelvin711 I'm still here Daddy 😥

[@sausig773]

I'm a lonely basement virgin, does 'proper courting ritual' just mean enticing him in with free SR and a one way ticket to Winston's spicy pepperami surprise? Eh? EH?

[@yaboycyn]

simeon graham It involves using Haste so he doesn't drop out

[@gizers_xx3933]

I thiught Winston's dirty secret was that he was not using Haste when he had connection problems, spikes, and timeouts...

[@PrimalSurge]

1. I'm starting to accept Beastiality Man... sadly 2. I don't regret taunting in the middle of a battle for getting POTM LOL

[@bubbanator3340]

PrimalSurge welcome to the woof woof side. are you a furry yet?

[@PrimalSurge]

Bubbanator Nope

[@AlbrtanNrdGamrs]

PrimalSurge g

[@PrimalSurge]

Alb3rtan N3rdGam3rs2 Do I look like a certified g to you? lol

[@AlbrtanNrdGamrs]

PrimalSurge nope you look like a w

[@Nahosura]

When are we getting a compilation of GreenThyme screaming

[@charlesbuck3689]

That would make me nut.

[@jellsies]

We need it

[@ilovehelldivers5317]

Indeed

[@soupbrainz1368]

N U T

[@donnytv6939]

HASTE IS BACK!!!

[@dannypandi]

DANG IT You beat me to the comment XDXD

[@__program]

fr tho, Haste is pretty good...(sponser me)

[@Segnafron]

without Haste I could never be able to shoot my goo my dude

[@devinward461]

Segin the dot Game Grumps reference?

[@remington14]

Devin Ward no, its a reference to one of eddy's vids

[@benrumpel6748]

Segin the dot bruh that cutest kid

[@bargainbinbagels2599]

Shit eddy you made me drop my butter chicken out of happiness that you made a video

[@joxuakima5316]

Special Agent 06 your profile pic makes me as wet as a bath ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@bargainbinbagels2599]

Joxua Kima you seem dirty you should step in the bath

[@joxuakima5316]

Special Agent 06 I can't, because I feel eel

[@bargainbinbagels2599]

Joxua Kima then have some peppermint tea

[@ryanfleshbourne3547]

Special Agent 06 J U S T A P E P P E R M I N T T E A F O R M E T H A N K S

[@RavenStory71123]

10:31 “No aim, no brain, he’s a Winston main.” Writing that on the list of best lines ever.

[@Shugsyy]

Is green still black?

[@LtEddyGames]

Yes, very

[@GreenThymeC]

Fine screw it yeah I'm black

[@AdrianA-wd7bq]

GreenThyme C: I'm glad you can come out of the black closet like that with no shame :)

[@PrimalSurge]

GreenThyme C: Oh my god xD

[@NightlockDragon]

5:07 Shen:"Say yes to Beastiality man!" Lucio in the background:"*OH YEAH*"

[@xiizephyr5606]

Primal (as random teammate): Uhhh Green? Bad news. There's a Pharah. Green (as me): *OH FUCKIN' BOY!*

[@PrimalSurge]

Xii Zephyr ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ I hate to be the one to break the Pharah news lol

[@xiizephyr5606]

PrimalSurge but I'm just a whittle ol' support 😧

[@thezester3561]

*Sees the pic at **7:07* Eddy, I have a feeling that you look at more than Winston in your free time.

[@EarthQuakeGaming9000]

1:41 Me when LtEddy uploads

[@itami4541]

Adam how is this not pinned that was great thanks for that

[@joshbee9960]

this Winston came!

[@JD-zp4vn]

From the moon duh

[@kaiowhat2524]

HASTE IS BACK!! TOP TEN ANIME RETURNS

[@jacobashley7205]

We need to set up a "Pharah Rehabilitation Center" for people like GreenThyme

[@armondo1477]

H00p5 K1d I second this motion.

[@russcargill8498]

Hey Eddy, I just wanted to let you know that these Matchmaking Mishap videos are my favorite and they really help me with my depression. Thank you and keep it up!

[@dnaiegl]

Did you call the justice league "space avengers"

[@holly4131]

"Green, there's a Pharah-sKREEEEEE"

[@papyconnors4935]

1:40 *that moment your doing a high rank legiana quest and deviljho appears*

[@luciohimself911]

If you didn't know Green is actually my dad who feeds me baby sauce every time at 7am with a side of slow heals. Banana slam me🌚

[@KiwiYuugi]

THE WHOLE JUNKRAT CONVERSATION FUCKING KILLED ME

[@Nicole_Raviven_]

"No aim, no brain. He's a Winston main." xDDD

[@jslife1805]

5:27 "Pendejo"

[@juanpabloquinterogahona310]

lol es verdad!

[@stylnight7]

Js Life what does it mean?

[@juanpabloquinterogahona310]

DaHost​ It means something like "stupid"... kinda

[@fricks9452]

It's the Spanish equivalent to dumbass

[@PrimalSurge]

Fricks Pendejo is my 2nd favorite catch phrase lol. 1st one is Sexcellent

[@Gpmoonius]

Green's screams empower everyone around him... Supercharger in a nutshell 😂

[@EarthQuakeGaming9000]

4:28 It's time for another episode of FUCK OFF by primalsurge! :D

[@isaak2294]

Green: "I would fucking uh, slit my wrists." Wing-stop Ad Immediately After: "WHAT IF YOU'RE NOT THE ONLY ONE THAT WANTS WHAT YOU WANT"

[@heybigboy5248]

Intro Song: Orbiter, 7 Minutes Dead, Stephen Walking - Want You

[@Braniel]

Three years later and I still don't know how to feel about the fact that this was the video that I discovered your channel to.

[@benmurphy4426]

I'm glad we got our quick word from our sponsor haste this time

[@mindyauron9137]

I find it so amusing I know *exactly* where that 100% pleasure picture came from Eddie, you naughty Lieutenant!! XD

[@xylopher5232]

8.08 [Yaya] has stopped playing overwatch

[@NitrousAxide]

9:25 that "oof" caught me off guard

[@hwoshi]

let green take over your channel please

[@258thHiGuy]

The one thing that Bestiality Manᵀᴹ likes most is a real primal surge in his expansion pak

[@edwinontiveros6084]

This was uploaded at 4:20 where I’m from😂

[@LtEddyGames]

Not gonna lie I saw the time and just slammed that publish button

[@harrytaylor2824]

Lt. Eddy Games that's some hardcore dedication

[@edwinontiveros6084]

Harry Taylor Damn right

[@KindaStrange]

Just thought about it, and this video literally starts with Eddy successfully convincing a man to end his life

[@karloperic7303]

Beastiality man is my favorite superhero

[@vvendingo4046]

Is that a new and funky fresh song intro, nice that and haste gets me so moist

[@kajbalm6733]

the hguy with the kephrii voice is kevin711 right? I watched him when he uploaded dirty bomb

[@QueenOokamini]

Is there a compilation of Green getting triggered by Pharahs? If there isn’t can someone make one? I love it every time he sees one

[@littlemexico3522]

That Winston shit with the feet was fuckin nasty Eddy

[@sweatywigg4326]

The music u put at 8:38 brought back terrible memories of playing God of War 1-3 in titian. Controllers broken me raging :(

[@samuelboucher5980]

Yo you played with yaya the most cancer mercy main

[@troydavis1970]

he's got her friended too. go to 8:08

[@joanpack6248]

Yeah I noticed that too.

[@accelerator3807]

you killing me with all these p4 sound tracks teddy.

[@Adog-Zombiesandoverwatch]

Hey eddy when you and green meet you should just yell at the top of your lungs pharah

[@aethersong9276]

3:12 I don't think I've heard someone gets so hyped over a card😂

[@Kwikk76]

GREENTHYME YES BABYYYYYYYYYYYYY

[@Medinasmortgage]

Only the ogs would remember the "I would definitely eat macaroni and chew with you guys if I could."

[@DeKeofDeKe]

There is only one answere that describes Eddys videos, say yes to bestiality man.

[@cobracommander2133]

I just love how you put in the persona soundtrack. You are just my favorite KZbinr now

[@banana814]

*it has to be*

[@dezyre2519]

I swear the haste adverts get more enthusiastic every video

[@donnytv6939]

Nice charge Reinhardt

[@TITANia69420]

u remind me so much about metal gear. u both can be so funny yet still be action packed

[@bero001]

5:32 "Pendejo" Great accent. Debe ser alguien de habla hispana.

[@PrimalSurge]

Dany B. Que pasa? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I was the one who said pendejo lol

[@bero001]

PrimalSurge madre mia

[@bero001]

PrimalSurge nacionalidad awebo :u???

[@PrimalSurge]

Dany B. Naci En California pero mis Padres son Mexicano. :P Llase ya fue 8 meses jajaja

[@fiendishmia506]

Enough persona music, I've cried enough from 3-5, I don't need to cry again

[@kondordordor]

I love Green Minecraft gameplay... pls dont say my parents

[@sampappas6934]

it's honestly terrifying how quickly eddy has been following all the shit I'm into. i start watching jojo jojo memes pop up in his videos I start playing persona adds persona music to all his videos. I start liking and adding the persona soundtrack in my KZbin playlists. ADDS THE SAME EXACT FUCKIJG SONG I WAS LISTENING TO TEN MINUTES AGO INTO HIS. NEW VIDEO. It's getting really spooky I think eddy is stalking me

[@TravisBroski]

This makes me wish I could play as good as Eddy. I'm good, but not THAT good. ;(

[@オカミート]

It's called practice my friend :)

[@vantreuhardt9646]

3:00 use this EVERY TIME SOME ONE FALLS DOWN THE CLIFF XD like the willhelm scream

[@sosea_exe]

GravitonRage deserves more love. Do you understand how mentally breaking it is to main Winston in comp. All those angry weebs flying at you... Still though.... Bestiality man is pretty good nickname ;)

[@mr_pants278]

Jesus Christ, I've only just clocked on to the fact that you've actually made 34 of these, you fucking beautiful, baby-faced man, keep it up, its like, the highlight of my whenever you upload them. That's not really a joke, I actually super look forward to these. Thanks to you and your friends for being comedic geniuses. (^-^ )

[@mariacodiamat5928]

Anyone heard the roblox dying noise at 9:27

[@Blastrodon]

13:20 Squares... THOSE ARE RECTANGLES EDDY

[@ulycas]

Wait ir was yaya

[@catzpollyon8068]

dude i gotta say ive watched only a few of your vids,but i havent laughed this hard in a long time :D

[@sadboi3238]

EDDY WILL YOU BE MY UNCLE WHO TOUCHES ME AND GIVES ME CANDY SO I WONT TELL!?!?

[@zineddinezidani5616]

1year later this video is still so fucking good

[@overwatchstorieshere6316]

Wow i had great fun watching this like if u had it too

[@danstewart1870]

"NO AIM NO BRAIN HES A WINSTON MAIN!!!" BAHAHAHAHAHHA best overwatch quote of 2017 so far 😂😂😂

[@Memsyoyo]

Respekt yaya

[@ryanv1854]

I'm subscribing, love the honesty and weird conversations e__e great music intro btw

[@michaeljuarez848]

meme eddy I was first please love me I have no friends

[@marcusetienne8180]

Michael Juarez you are the first

[@bruhbruhnson8581]

Michael Juarez probably wasn't

[@hexmaniacrhea]

Green basically sums it up tbh. Screaming and a sense of a boost on killing more than three kills

[@s3ntin3l70]

collab with zylbrad

[@edgartinoco9572]

S3ntin3l 0156 why do I feel that that would be awkward because Eddy is friends with Shen and they used to date and she doesn't want to talk about it

[@Plumerlly]

I've only been subbed to you for about a week or so but I really love your contebt and I'm glad that I decided to check out your channel. Keep in on making great videos because I'm gonna keep watching them.

[@angusbuhler8197]

Is it just me or is shenpai just not that funny if funny at all?

[@angusbuhler8197]

hamxmer I commented that because that what the comments are here for you for you fucking idiot and just because my opinion differs from yours doesn't mean you have to get butt hurt.

[@eddieortega3649]

My Nama Chef well maybe you dont have comment in the first place if you were just going to shit post

[@angusbuhler8197]

hamxmer Kachow

[@aggil661]

chill lol

[@eddieortega3649]

TheVietG i dont know anymore lol

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[@youareaprettybigguyforme.2929]

Cant believe you blurred out Green's POTG at the end there, feels betrayed man

[@GothKiitsune]

mcree: its high noon! Sombra: no!

[@-sockhead-744]

Greens yell is fucking gold, man. That shit powers me.

[@full.grain.]

Shenpai doesn't laugh, she screams at the top of her lungs.

[@CynerKalygin]

I never thought I'd shed a tear for a Roadhog.

[@sh0tgun950]

"Their Pharah was doing work" He says, *As I stare at their Mercy*

[@younggg5675]

"No aim, no brain, he's a Winston main." This is true.

[@EtherealBox]

"this winston came" I'M DECEASED

[@thecoolcatishere7307]

Yay! Haste is back! I'm kinda surprised I missed it actually.

[@NameIsKoki]

"Quick word from our sponsor Haste" PogChamp

[@seredahawke3207]

11:55 I think you are missing the obvious answer, he has a special attachment for relieving Shai Hulud.

[@owenwhite2960]

I suppose I'll just watch the mishaps playlist one more time.

[@astern.7425]

I love that the thumbnails are a bunch of jojo references

[@lukeoreilly464]

Goddamn love Green's screams. Thank god this has many.

[@someguy9782]

7:56 video Eddy got the audio from is "man screams at yellow paint" Thank me later

[@warduck3894]

This video is so powerful...... I'm holding back tears.

[@tylergilman1993]

War Duck boi shit yo sensitive ass up

[@tylergilman1993]

Never mind I just cried

[@leonardovaldez6624]

Eddy that god of war music is a must

[@mcgay4256]

Going back to rewatch these videos after watching and reading a bit of JoJo, I see a lot of the references now.