Can I beat pro Trackmania Players on The Official Campaign Tracks?

[@mitch-lawless]

The speed-runner *_girlfriend skip_* was one of the best jokes I've heard in a while. Legitimatley made me laugh out loud.

[@Figorix]

You can tell it's Bass edit because everytime timer changes by a lot, there's closeup on it And i like it a lot

[@aclonymous]

all of the editors do that

[@f1lip797]

@@aclonymous literally none of them do it

[@BARUtubbig]

It's not on the timer, but on his face. Doesn't correlate with big time jumps

[@313Leøn]

@@BARUtubbig he does it a lot in discovery videos, the timer is kept in and usually jumps a lot. Also if it was on his face they would zoom in on just his face.

[@jesterram7146]

​@@BARUtubbig12:48

[@doomakarn]

At some point Wirtual has to acknowledge that he is indeed a pro, especially considering how often he competes & compares against pros.

[@Trep3]

well, he doesnt play professionally, so by that definition, he isnt a pro

[@Azurious]

He's never said he's not a pro he's just beating other pros and titles it in such a way where it gets the most clicks

[@lol50edu93]

"pro" referes to professional players like carljr, wirtual is not a "pro" since he technically plays for fun and not professionally

[@anlumo1]

@@lol50edu93 He doesn't play for fun, he plays for the Twitch views.

[@Elfara_]

You don't realise how far from the pro's level he is. He'd get crushed by actual pros.

[@_APV_]

This is perfectionist hell:D I remember 10-15 years ago installing TM Nations, completing most of the campaign, getting all gold, being proud of myself, then on one level I find that achieving gold is quite easy and decide to play a bit more, and then suddenly I get a green medal. It was at this point I knew, that all the previous levels I didn't "actually" finish... Tried getting the ultimate medal on the first easy ones, failed, deleted the game, and never played again :D

[@followthescience5571]

I managed to get like one third of author medals back then. That moment when the first green medal came.. Didn't pick TM up until TM2020, then I revisited TMNF and got all auther medals easily. This is still totally crazy to me

[@_APV_]

@@followthescience5571 Haha, glad to meet a soulmate! I'm not surprised about you getting them all after becoming more experienced. At the time all my racing experience was from playing some NFS:Underground and GTA VC and SA :)

[@finian2]

I'm really curious to see what the difference in play time on these campaign maps compared to last season's campaign is.

[@seanrrr]

It's 2038. Trackmania Quantum has released on PC, Xbox Infinity, and PSX. Wirtual wins his 5th Grandmaster Veteran Tournament which is streaming in the Metaverse Hub for all to see. He uploads a 16k VR documentary about his journey to SkyStreamX. It's titled: "The PROS thought I (a TM noob) would FAIL. NOBODY thought I had a chance. And yet, I ACCIDENTALLY won." (posted to second channel)

[@F3XT]

it hurts that all the BS platform names have a high chance of actually existing in the future

[@Apple_Beshy]

ahhh love it

[@AlmostHunter]

I love how wirtual says he can beat pros, but he is the actual pro

[@DaddyGandhi]

If we run with the definition of professional meaning to make money from it, then he's probably the most pro TrackMania player there is

[@duseifert]

​@@DaddyGandhiif we go by definition (this is a certified "actually" moment), he earns money from twitch, Trackmania nor nadeo is giving him money, pros win money in tournaments and Wirtual got like 70 bucks or something like that right? Idk

[@Karjavanukas]

Well depends on how you want to define "pro". Top-10 has got in between 10k$ and 60k$ in competition prize money. Wirtual has earned like 2k$.Some of the players earn their living solely from playing the game, entering competitions and getting prizes and sponsor deals. Wirtual earns by streaming and producing content instead of just playing. I think he's just referring to that when talking about pros. It's about the same difference than Hikaru is an actual chess pro that just happens to stream. Levy is a streamer that just happens to play chess.

[@wolfbad512]

@@DaddyGandhia pro is someone who is really good at the thing it's not that he makes money from it where tf did u get your definition

[@wolfbad512]

@@Karjavanukasyou are wrong hikaru doesn't happen to stream he is now doing streaming full time while chess is the one on the side

[@JadonUnderwood-we5tn]

watching this at 1:00 am and vibing to our collective tiredness is so fun

[@kevinreynolds3594]

Watching this at 7:30am after working 7pm-7am and vibing in my tiredness while everyone is just waking up is so fun

[@someones_here]

12:31 - Quote OTY & Response OTY right here. "You beat each other off... Nobody wins." "SOUNDS LIKE both people win"

[@52flyingbicycles]

23:29 there is a type of dream that is much harder to remember where your brain “practices” common tasks while you sleep. A common one is driving, but many people report games as a subject. I sometimes have dreams where I’m playing Civ 6. So even if Wirtual doesn’t remember many dreams about Trackmania, he probably has them more than he thinks.

[@darkemperor998]

THANK YOU BASS FOR SAVING THIS VIDEO! MAY GOD BLESS YOUR SOUL!

[@goldeneaglearbor614]

At first this didn't feel like video that would be given to bass but then we got a song about pyramids and it all made sense

[@okyloky9432]

3:08 We were discussing a book about an ice climber in like 3rd grade, and the teacher asked what the spikey shoes they wear are called. I very adamantly said tampons many times. Crampons guys, I was trying to think of crampons.

[@GewoonEenNick]

Every PB wirtual says, this could have been faster.. I'm wondering why he never just does it the faster way

[@kebien6020]

He should do it the Fastest Way Only™

[@byteshothunter2381]

@@kebien6020(wirtual when he is(or was) a part of FASTEST WAY ONLY

[@zachprince4913]

12:30 man i gotta start competing for WRs

[@DonYagamoth]

I love those zoom-ins on the timer, fantastic little edits - gives me a much better sense of how long things took :)

[@holyhandgrenade5]

I like that wirtual thought of a shortcut in a dream, that’s how I’d always figure out proofs for math in my senior year of college. I’d get stuck, take a nap, and wake up with ideas.

[@marsgod2867]

Nobody: Wirtual at 4am 23:58

[@elemenoQ]

OMG game sound with the edited song!! Bass you absolute god

[@mihalypeti]

2:10 I avoid having a midlife crisis by having an ongoing crisis

[@boahnation9932]

Ha!

[@thebeef7238]

I like the SmallAnt cameo, I found him because you mentioned him in an old video on a 1-Up campaign

[@xXZeroNotHeroXx]

Love that you recognize Nadeo should be making some plugins native as a QoL feature for console players but I seriously doubt they'll ever do it.

[@reixlen9576]

Battle scared kidney float 0.8 lollll got me dying

[@princecuddle]

16:30 I think i understood why huging the plastic wall is faster. As you know landing on plastic produces no landing bugs allowing you to very efficiently preserve your speed. I assume you hugging the plastic wall as you land gives you the plastic physics to your car allowing you to preserve much more speed.

[@zoltankalovics7910]

there will be no world hunger if there is no world to feel hunger

[@ThiVasss]

6:12 He always mentions you should find a new bind for your break, but I dont know why he didnt find a different bind for his accel as well. Its due to ring finger feeling unreliable that I steer with my point and middle instead on the right hand and accel break with my left but always assumed it was my preference but he admitted the same thing.

[@MysticalSpaceSandwich]

Your editor is really good

[@zonanimz9990]

Can’t wait to see this to the end 😊

[@KaptainKerl]

He is humble, but let's be real: He is a pro

[@ultr0shot440]

My dude, this isn't CLOSE to scripting. Not CLOSE. But that explains why I like your content. You are a fellow man of culture... who has gone through the EUW server hellscape.

[@SilentTM]

Wirt, as a kb player myself, would you PLEASE add action keys to your inputs shown on screen? :D

[@nukewurld]

But what you don't understand is that he uses the same key. Action key is activated by another input. In his case, he has them bound to Q, W, E, and R. He's said this on stream. You activate the action key to limit your steering, then press the key again to restore 100% steering.

[@SilentTM]

@@nukewurld there are plugins that show which action key he is using

[@Neptas]

​@@SilentTM That, or there's also the steering plugin that shows the Steer % directly (which would make it much easier to see when he switches during a track). I personally wish he would show that, cause it's very hard to tell otherwise.

[@dovak914]

15:14 TANNER!!! WOOOOO. That actually surprised me lol Edit: Oh woops, I'm actually 7 months late xDD

[@davidf_bs]

The “girlfriend skip” is the funniest thing you’ve ever said bro 😂

[@davidf_bs]

20:22

[@bassreflex2719]

Just noticed you played pictures in my mind by MJ Cole the High Contrast Remix. Such an absolutely amazing song❤

[@mrmorten3612]

20:20 just hilarious 😂

[@MrRast0r]

I died hearing of that skip. That and 12:30 are pure pearls.

[@JordanSwensen]

3:08 I once stood up and said “can I go potty” no shame.

[@Espere]

300k for a kidney, that's a pretty good price actually. I'd say probably 80% of the world's population would sell theirs for that price

[@hatman4818]

Ngl, I need that wirtual song on my spotify, and I'll 100% play that sh@t on repeat whenever I finally break down and buy a Trackmania game motivation (yeah, I been watching Wirtual for like 2 years now, and never played any of these games, lol).

[@hatman4818]

Btw, the actual solution to world hunger is threefold. First, solve the energy crisis. Likely by finally solving commercial scale nuclear fusion. Things like innovation in cheap grid scale batteries, and new room temperature super conductors might also achieve that though. This then provides an abundance of cheap electricity for step 2: Build lots of indoor aeroponics farms. These allow massive amounts of organic foods to be produced, due to the climate controlled and vertical nature of aeroponics. They can also reduce water usage to almost nothing using a water recycling system. Only downside is the expense to build and operate one... Which could come down a lot in price with the advent of cheap clean energy. Third of all: We should be improving education, especially in areas where there isnt really any. As so eloquently introduced in Idiocracy, the dumber a person is, the more kids they have. By building and running schools around he planet, average birth rates can be reduced. If the average drops below 2 per person, then the population will be in decline... Which is less mouths to feed...

[@Nyxtia]

I gotta tune in for a 3am wirtual stream, this shit was unhinged. Dropping tracks about internal ramps and asking for viewers' mums' numbers.

[@Haalo-zw2ff]

Got this game like almost a week ago and am grinding author medals on every campaign I’m at like lvl 14 I think it is fun to watch u be way better than me haha

[@secretmeister]

Wow, I didn't know Smant watched wirt, that is actually awesome!

[@Kiwi2703]

The only thing I got from this video is that Wirtual uses his pinky finger instead of the ring finger to steer and it haunts me

[@LeakyTrees]

I’ve never laughed harder than that kekw joke, you may have peaked

[@nukewurld]

We finally got no-copyright music without sacrificing game sound!! Someone make this day a global holiday

[@ternasius]

thank you wirtual for beating people off their WRs

[@ManuRK007]

As a kb player and a trackmania player i officially declare he is a pro for pro's ♥️🔥🎉

[@dayga5568]

this guy is so lucky, imagine having the golden kappa in 2096 while i'll need to wait until 2156 to get it, that's a whole 60 YEARS OLD

[@Melly_Mel0dy]

Imagine having to only wait until 2156 when I'd have to wait until 2221

[@Esgarpen]

20:20 damn, I needa learn that cut....

[@logansankey6656]

Lol the kermit for the copyright was hilarious

[@damiena1478]

As a console player, with no plug-ins, I've realise the only 2 that we need, is the AT/PB in the corner and no respawn timer. The rest are beyond my skill level and not worth it.

[@Gotexgg]

Amazing vid! (haven't even press play yet but you the goat)

[@downpipe9935]

nerd

[@JKT2017]

​@@downpipe9935correct

[@Gotexgg]

@@downpipe9935 indeed

[@enterchannelname8981]

Until this video I always thought he was saying nose slide, like that was a specifici variety of slide. He's saying NO SLIDE as in NOT A SLIDE ... that makes a lot more sense

[@joeyrosenbaum6893]

We were doing one word descriptions of my English teacher one year and I meant to say talkative but forgot the word and said annoying instead. Didn't even realize for a few seconds

[@Rizzu_]

Canadian here, literally not one person i've ever met in over 35 years has used CM to measure height except Europeans online.

[@BedriddenRiddims]

Wirtual easily beats multiple world records, gets division 1 in cup of the day almost every time, makes large amounts of money from playing trackmania. When will he be a “pro”?

[@fpl_cricket]

4:36 the best

[@Tax_3vas1on]

SMALLANT PLAYS TRACKMANIA?!?!?!?!?!?

[@Mathtron5000]

Wirtual plays this game for a living, therefore he is already a pro

[@Rflexion]

15:15 SmallAnt? Who knew he played TM

[@CMWolfMagic]

I was curious about the Golden Kappa.... Golden kappa on 2040-10-29 00:00:00 +0000 UTC (TURBO ONLY)

[@fb19700101]

One can mishear that as 'turtle ramp theory' which seems much more TM...

[@hardcore_rs]

"Speedrunners love it, its the girlfriend skip" 😂😂😂

[@MeriaDuck]

11:25 that's like half a pixel 😂

[@Aesending]

Wirtual is back with the Steve Jobs outfit.

[@Hybridesque]

He missed a sitter of an opportunity to say "Hefest got this run"

[@tangwes721]

I was died when he said it so wild

[@Orangaria]

Calling adoption the girlfriend skip is the best thing i've heard this year

[@Astro_H0riz0n]

12:31 nahhhhhh hahaha

[@footsurequincey]

I love that wirtual has never had the golden Kappa and I've had it twice and I'll have my third before he gets it once 😆😆

[@HammerdWalrus]

It'd be funny if Buckley cut the clip of his PB after calling his mom fat the moment before finish.

[@MozzarellaWizard]

25:09 It is currently 1:25 USA

[@tzsitfhio]

The music is always so good

[@michawaach8434]

Wirtual, if you want better value for your kidney, you have to create a demand for them

[@ImInTheWind]

Will you play the champion medals on fall 2024 campaign?

[@Litl_Skitl]

Now _this_ is something for the AIs to works on.

[@theiaraine]

You might have just been thinking or noticed a hypnagogic hallucination

[@NatVirgo]

I feel like you would be good at kart racing irl, it’s all really down to visual indicators. Maybe not shifter karts tho…

[@rltt379]

'Girlfriend skip' is a WirtKEKW moment

[@Tor2Guh-]

Knowing me, If I know the time I die, it would stress me out to the point where I would die earlier somehow. I just know it. Because you can always intervene right? Idk. I’d rather just not know. Life sucks but hey, I got 3 kids and they’re all sick. I’ll ride it out till it Happens.

[@critonix_online5977]

Bro my bed collapsed while watching this

[@albatrossmania3219]

“And then we beat each other off” Average gay sleepover

[@SpectrePUBGM]

6:23 Steer left to go right ( cars)

[@ICARUSL1VE]

Yes you can wirtual I believe in you

[@Velorie1310]

not gonna lie if there is ever a question like do u wanna know when u die or live normal, i would sa, i wanna know when i die not how but when, i wanna know if it would be worth continuing like i am now or if i should change something

[@TheRazzer891]

"Adoption, speedrunners love it. it's the girlfriend skip"

[@RADGoodstatsforthecost]

Girlfriend skip cracked me up😂

[@alexw2879]

Great edit

[@myfinancialjourney1]

I absolutely LOVE F the Disco, by the way haha

[@nedrovt3513]

21:52-22:06 pov: my dad asks me my friends names

[@Shadow66090]

That Girlfriend skip joke. Lost it :D

[@dogtato]

it's a fun campaign but track 15 can go to hell. i gave up on playing the last 5 tracks until maybe they're unlocked for free when next season releases

[@VanemanaAMVs]

"Im 20th in the world. Time to take on the pros."

[@household_cracker]

I always want to flame the editors why the videos take so long to be released. Then I realize that Wirtual is making their job so much more difficult than it needs to be. I feel sorry for you guys.

[@flo0778]

We need more 3am livestreams

[@DoubleRBlaxican]

So what was the ruling on the analog keyboard? I thought it was no analog keyboard at all, but im guessing its just no setting the steering angle

[@ZzInZaNezZ]

when are you gonna upload on your 2nd channel?

[@scrub78]

feels good to be pretty early

[@TheImatrixix]

Girlfriend skip killed me xDDDDDDDDD

[@skyhawk150th]

I once said to my friend “I,m going to eat you”

[@kevparkin4846]

I think if you beat each-other off, everybody wins