A Mysterious Player Beat the Pyramidori World Record

[@Oofy_Koala]

“Yesterday I realeased pyramidori” - Wirtual 21st September 2024

[@Adragon09]

Well when he recorded

[@Warrandpeace]

@@Adragon09feel like it was a couple months ago… checked and it looks like late july

[@Deado]

Do you remember The 21st night ' September

[@cerulity32k]

yeah i saw this like a month ago on the live channel

[@LeftJoystick]

@@Deado Love was changing the minds of pretenders

[@J4J0]

I'm now waiting for BritishMuseumTM to beat this record.

[@drunkenhobo8020]

I heard he just uploaded this video and claimed it was his.

[@christianbaas2548]

nah, the record was too big to be put upon a ship.

[@NJ-wb1cz]

​@@drunkenhobo8020 yeah, obviously this channel can't be trusted with this video. Only a proper channel can understand its value and take good care of it

[@JamesSheldonUnofficial]

India - "can we have those priceless artifacts back that you stole from us while we were forced under rule by you" England - "no'

[@Helperbot-2000]

@@NJ-wb1cz was gonna say the other guy made the best comment, but you just made an even better one

[@cfil776]

Bro litteraly just stole my first wr totd

[@Chamow]

rip bozo

[@J4J0]

Create an account named BritishMuseumTM and steal it back.

[@jkw6259]

Well, all you can do now is unsub... :D

[@Chamow]

@@J4J0 well wirtual's wr already got beaten 2 weeks ago

[@phantomsrage6523]

@@J4J0 that would be hilarious

[@torsten_dev]

Okay but hear me out. One of those giant room, you're a toy car levels. You start in the kitchen, water bounce across the sink onto a drying plate, dodge some appliances etc. The finish is on the floor past a patch of slippery "ice" that spilled from a jar of mayonnaise, where a 360 is ideal to do. If you model the map after your kitchen you could title this as: "Spinning in mayonnaise on my kitchen floor for content" Isn't that the most glorious clickbait ever?

[@JGMeador444]

I would love to see that 🤣

[@epilog80]

Would be ecstatic if he did this, or something similar

[@NoNo-wj8oh]

Wirtual pls

[@jeneamusic]

BUMP

[@Manyux]

Not really related but there was a cotd a long time ago that had the giant room theme, it was super cool

[@govetastream9003]

"He had 4000 years of practice" - that got me xD

[@KumaKaori]

"just a hunch, where were you 5 hrs ago." XD, was this an editor calling him out XD??

[@plantelo]

Wirtual saying "It's been a very busy day, guys" while failing to contain his laughter is just so precious

[@merica707]

bro released it in between 2600-2500 BC

[@christianbaas2548]

internet quality wasn't great ig

[@KhoNao]

​@@christianbaas2548Damn...

[@RealDymondZ]

Yea, yesterday you released Pyramidori, surely.

[@Adragon09]

Recorded early

[@TheLostVikingr]

@@Adragon09 it's called sarcasm, get off your moms iPad and finish your homework kiddo

[@paulhamilton6109]

Welcome back mufat

[@Zudexa]

KhufuTM*

[@BADrx_fpv]

OG title was "mysterious mayo man beats pyramidori world record while sliding around in mayo"

[@notajalapeno4442]

true i was there

[@MicheleWolfe-g9g]

Wild

[@andy4an]

it BOGGLES MY MIND that he didn't make an internal ramp in his pyramid map

[@psymar]

he did, it just isn't part of the main racecourse. there's an alternate finish inside though, it's designed to be a challenge to get to

[@andy4an]

that does make me feel better, thanks

[@Helperbot-2000]

@@psymar excellent

[@Keanu.J]

nice track! can't wait for the new snow map "mayomidori"

[@Iliaas]

2:30 “This will not be the last track I build. I’ll definitely make more” Is that a threat?

[@krisdounut7880]

he did air, earth now fire or water

[@TheStupidDetectiv]

Like Khufu's corpse, that first hour of footage will never be found.

[@Helperbot-2000]

Give him some time, he just went on vacation and got lost on the way back. We gotta maintain his pyramid while we wait

[@Messoras]

This ancient footage has been found by archeologists in egypt on the 21st of september 2024

[@dragons_advocate]

Wirtual: It counts as common courtesy for the map author to not participate. Wirtual, on his own map: Guys, who's this mysterious player no one's ever heard of?

[@Bolsty7]

That's cup of the day

[@parknich081]

No that’s cup of the day

[@lknight1266]

Wirtuals Top 3 Passions in Life 1. Pyramids 2. Trackmania 3. Anna Cramling

[@Hugo-mw3uh]

and sliding in mayonnaise

[@CYXXYC]

bro we knew, it was so obvious lol

[@Numberplay]

@@spookyispoggg everyone knew it was Wirtual

[@kappariley]

It most definitely was the most obvious alt account in trackmania history

[@Veptis]

The pyramid scene would make much more sense if you do it 4000 years ago. While it is being build. You can have a quarry section, the nile, the internal ramp etc.

[@Decodeish1]

Editor, seriously thank you for the target time text on the video. It's hard to keep track of all the numbers sometimes.

[@fatetommy3843]

I remember watching that stream and everyone was suspicious about if wirtual was khufutm

[@recarsion]

He's done it before and he just starts showing off a fresh account get wr on his map... Yeeeah not suspicious at all, I feel like he should have kinda let people discover it on their own

[@Flopsaurus]

That's very strange the times on TOTD get sealed in some sort of time capsule never to be beaten afterward

[@HamStar_]

like they're encased in a tomb of some kind. maybe something triangle-shaped.

[@ripl0x]

Just a tip for someone who seems to be really into pyramids of Egypt: Saguaro cactus are only found in a small section of the southwest US in the Sonoran Desert and not really native to anywhere else, especially Egypt.

[@no_comment----__1__----]

16:05 home(music box) undertale song, everywhere i go, I hear undertale

[@vf8vo31]

Fr

[@Bo0mber]

Whenever I see "everywhere I go", I hear the hollywood undead song

[@sinathesandman654]

Loved this video from start to end and adored the recognition that Egypt got from this!! Love your enthusiasm towards the pyramids!! Love from Egypt!!! ❤❤❤

[@SeanBray-r4y]

Wirtual should've tried the mayo slide shortcut

[@horae6528]

i'm gonna be honest, the editing in this video just feels off. a lot of weird zooming, skipping through parts that just makes it feel like the video is moreso about what wirtual talks about then the track itself being hunted, and it takes away from the quality it could have in the end.

[@noah735]

I agree, what is the most irritating thing to me is the lack of purpose behind the random zooms. I sometimes expected a big cut with a focus on the timer but a reset right after. As you said, it just feels off

[@EDoyl]

Wirtual! There's something very important about the floor in your new streaming room. It seems very similar now, but with Swedish floors, when they're covered in mayonnaise the fastest slide angle is slightly *less* than ninety degrees, not slightly more like in your old place. I wouldn't want to see you spin out on your first stream.

[@JackSears95]

I just wanna say, I always appreciate the Kirby air ride music in the background!

[@mattymerr701]

I do not believe for one second that Wirt doesn't have a mayonnaise themed map in the works Mayodori, that will be the next Wirt cup of the day

[@renevillarreall.r.3503]

Wirtual is coolest when he's grinding a sick wr

[@Wortaxi]

6:06 that is some peak editing

[@Real_MisterSir]

Wirtual: "So yesterday I released Pyramidori" IT HAS BEEN AGES

[@entityeoe2285]

"Do you remember?" "The 21st night of September?"

[@sonicdragon75]

What if the problem with the track was not the background, but in how the textures and atmospheric VFX portray the setting? The pyramid could be rougher visually, and maybe the air could be dustier with more integrated graphics.

[@firestorm731]

Wirtual talking about Khufu… Editor: puts an image of the pyramid of khafre.

[@HamStar_]

buying additional trackmania subscriptions as a business expense

[@ThomasBlithe]

We really gotta Wirt as creative director on a pyramid themed roller coaster.

[@alaeriia01]

Montu already exists.

[@comoloo]

Kirby's Air ride music is bringing back some great memories

[@AlexGarcia-ot3jn]

Ya know ive watched your videos for years and i always thought it was super cool but i also thought it wasnt that hard Just downloaded it and got stuck on an ice level. Granted i have to gold every track to feel happy. Props to all of you.

[@davidawakim5473]

Thank you for the comforting content, always puts a smile on my face!

[@jensdb7763]

I dont even play trackmania but i'm a fan of the vids nontheless, Wirtual just seems like a geniune dude. and i'm all here for it.

[@Zachafinackus]

I remember when my ancient ancestors told me about this track, I'm glad that there's finally a video on it.

[@sumongus]

Video starts at 1:06

[@domonkoskovach7500]

Video starts at 0:01

[@sumongus]

@@domonkoskovach7500 nah 1:06

[@joeprendergast2504]

Anyone who said the scenery was lame is just a troll. I loved seeing how excited you were for it on release day, and hopefully the trolls haven't got you down.

[@FraXyk]

"I´ve had really busy day guys" :D

[@gramathy999]

man got clocked *immediately*

[@jsharpvideos1861]

Definitely your most well-researched passion!

[@synka5922]

that liquid drum remix of Guardian of the former seas really came in clutch at the end. Calamity music just makes you lock in

[@Xeractyll]

I mean I saw the splits on the first run you finished, it was pretty obvious what happened then. Still unfortunate you lost that footage :c

[@Android480]

I caught the Egypt bug right around the same time. History for Granite is the best KZbin content I’ve seen in years

[@deesol4214]

@2:25 Me: Tell me you are a nerd without telling me you are a nerd Him: debating what has higher priority, trackmania or pyramids, also realizing thats why he created a pyramid trackmania course Whew!

[@dubrasri9723]

Mufat got replaced 😔

[@unicorntulkas]

How will Mufat recover from this devastating L?

[@FirekingBarong]

Next track should be desert car on rally car blocks, moving a big boat precisely through a small river ^^

[@Pablo360able]

evergividori

[@Izarious]

Loved all the mkwii music tbh, its nice to hear songs from other arcade racing games in similar content.

[@Gyxl_]

Five minutes ago this was uploaded...and yet....He has yet to slather head to toe in mayo and slide on the floor like a penguin on ice

[@toastietess]

no one commenting on the prowler music at 2:39?

[@aspidinton]

no i'm just gonna say mayonnaise

[@dragons_advocate]

Nope

[@billyschannel4767]

You know it's mario kart wii music right?

[@aspidinton]

@@billyschannel4767 there was a prowler sound

[@Rizzu_]

Locking in 1st and 420th Memelord

[@sandro7]

Those splits were very suspicious for the first part of the video..

[@Hurricinator]

He was literally censoring the end time. He definetly got WR in that lost hour

[@sandro7]

@@Hurricinator lol no I know, it was just funny to see the splits before he revealed it-I was thinking… why is he seeming playing against a ghost fast than the wr… and then he revealed it and it made sense

[@indnwkybrd]

Next month you should make a pretty autumn map and call it Red October. That way, when you hunt it, you can call the video "The hunt for Red October".

[@Jackaux-w1s]

Love how they just immediately knew it was you

[@Break.]

those medals actually look sick

[@Beatsbasteln]

i have an idea for a map that i always wanted someone to make. you see there was one video where you drove an extremely long race. like a single lap was 1h or so, but it was a race, not a puzzle map or rpg. and in that race there were sometimes these extra special checkpoints where you went through multiple slowmos to get ultra slowmo for some secs. when i saw that i was wondering like what if a map started with the hardest turbos ever, then immediatly going onto multiple slowmo thingies, so that you are extremely fast but play yourself very slowly. then everything is wood and you're driving one of those cars that can be controlled well driving on 2 wheels. now in slowmo it should be even more controllable, so the track layout itself needs to be way too curvy. like so curvy that even granady would get a massive headage trying to drive that without the slowmo blocks. that way you can make sure that people won't try to skip them, as they are actually needed to stay sane. but then there should be even more mega turbo blocks so that even the max slowmo'd car still feels like it would drive a moderate speed without slowmo. it will probably result in a completely different feeling for the physics

[@LetsPlayCrazy]

KhufuTM... damn that dude is almost rivaling mufatTM in his skills! I'd love to see those two compete one day!

[@Ramash440]

Whoever edited this one is a really big fan of zooming in for no apparent reason.

[@draycedruucington8169]

Why dont you make a theme of the seven great wonders of the world for your next maps? Already got the pyramids inn..

[@hiitsjustdee]

Wirtual's next map: Khufu's Revenge

[@Zinul]

gaslighting the chat was the best part

[@harry69007]

Nice shirt btw wirtual, it suits you

[@articzap]

I'm not a TM player,. but I watch your content. A cool map idea, that probably has existed, but a map where there's multiple ways to finish. So ice route. Dirt route. Speed route. Tech route. With the conceptual idea that every type of player would have their best chance of winning

[@isHavvy]

It would be almost impossible to design and calculate that all four routes are equally fast at optimal play.

[@articzap]

@@isHavvy I don't disagree. But the concept has potential

[@hardhatlunchpal]

Seeing all the cars drive different lines on the pyramids reminds me of the Mummy when all of the Egyptians are riding over the ridge.

[@jmanred]

You telling me you aren't gonna make a crazy maze for the new mode, it is exactly the right mode for a maze.

[@aspidoscelis]

Re. the "curse of Tutankhamun"-I mean, by this point, presumably all of the people there when they opened the tomb are dead, 'cause it was 102 years ago. So it's kind of like the "curse of the 1912 World's Fair" that I just made up-everyone who went to the 1912 World's Fair died!

[@rezarg]

Imagine being in the egyptian afterlife with your pets and belongings and then they slowly start disappearing

[@MathiasSchreinerSC]

What a cute lil ending segment :)

[@GraveFable25]

Make a TM scrabble map. A map with many alternate routes with checkpoints representing letters. Players need to drive the checkpoints to make x letter words in order to finish.

[@Jammy3270]

you should make a mayonaise map where you slide on the floor covered in mayonnaise

[@AidanWR]

I have a tab open with the entire TLoZ TP ost playlist, and I'm near Hidden Village, so I thought it started playing by itself for a second

[@elvinahlstrom9474]

"Guardian of The Former Seas" is a bop

[@vincentgrinn2665]

twitch chatters immediately knowing who it was during the reveal is hillarious

[@Pablo360able]

I think you should make the sequel this map clearly calls for: Memphis Tennessee Bass Pro Shop Pyramidori

[@daffhead4975]

You could update the course and put the checkpoint a bit further down and force players to take the intended route.

[@meatballg8655]

We definitely need the third installment condimentori being a pure ice map covered in mayonnaise

[@Bobbyjoeman996878909]

you should make a floating ice track, taking inspiration from rainbow road for mario kart wii. Also, loops. Floating ice loops

[@garglebargle69]

I want a Mario Kart maker, would love to see something like that with the same sandbox nature of trackmania

[@Mertanian]

Did Wirtual edit this one himself? The zoom ins made no sense 😂

[@MrLongCrash]

I think this might me a sick idea to send players with normal route normal metal medals and players with shortcut medals with 1/4 physically cut.

[@revsag7567]

i knew it! Never bought the whole ancient mummy playing trackmania story.

[@WinterAyars]

Damn, spending 15 hours on the WR and it gets shortcut immediately. That's gotta be rough. Good revenge, though! :D

[@guiorgy]

"Just a hunch, where were you 5 hours ago?"

[@Gams619]

11:09 ginormous

[@foxfire9124]

There was still such a big missed opportunity to have an internal ramp in this track.

[@alaeriia01]

Ice/bobsleigh map where you travel from the summit of a mountain to the ski resort at the base.

[@sebmarler5657]

Next track he makes is called 'sliding in mayonnaise' with custom textures and a car dressed in a maid outfit

[@DullahanKai]

6:00 talking about realism with pyramids, has cactuses.

[@SHMOUSEY86]

Everyone knows the cacti are a reference to Wirtual's fav musician, Cactus Jack.

[@jaymercer4692]

I want Mayodori. Don't take this from me Wirtual I've been dreaming of this for so long.

[@k_Why]

Hidden village theme is so good man

[@theforestita2376]

"Misterious player" posts it on a almost million subscribers channel

[@isHavvy]

The thumbnail image literally says "It was me" in it.

[@corndogmaster12345]

Obviously next track needs to be “Burrito: no beans”

[@TheUnlocked]

Your next track of the day should be a first of the month.

[@Dannzenful]

Zelda - Gerudo Valley Even his playlist is a world record :D