Minecraft²

[@wisp]

MY MERCH IS COMING! (12th February 2020) ∘ www.thewispstore.com/

[@kyleheadington]

2021 geez

[@kastaways2857]

Yes. Sir

[@ilohst8464]

Yessssss MERCH!!!!

[@machboltmc8926]

Bozo

[@aiden55showcow]

New merch pog

[@justme6102]

Wisp: 'In Minecraft, breaking one block gives you one block' Me: 'Every sixty seconds in Africa, a minute passes'

[@Anthony-fk5cq]

Ah yes, and the floor is made of floor.

[@cycrothelargeplanet]

Every 3600 seconds in africa, an hour passes

[@damianr812]

Under rated comment😂

[@thebigone5992]

@Cyrus Abhary Absolute legend

[@rYcetuff]

@Cyrus Abhary Big Brain🤯

[@godaltaccount6825]

I like how he saves people if they want a screenie. I respect him.

[@loveguineapigsgacha9382]

i to

[@Andres-us4uc]

Lmao

[@d4edz]

God alt account Same

[@NandJSports]

LMAOO

[@vampzara]

@@NandJSports why are you saying lmao?

[@timbitbo9922]

“I have pearls” throws all pearls at the floor

[@z0ivy]

nOw i dOnT

[@Idkwhattoputasmynamelmao]

@@z0ivy N o W i D o N t !

[@DosTheSecond]

ⁿ⁰

[@Billie.is.amazing]

N o W i D o N t H a H a Ha H a

[@kohricksly1582]

*lol*

[@rheathelord]

Me seeing his face for the first time out of nowhere: 👁👄👁 well that was unexpected 🤌 *continues to watch video and prominently thinks about whether or not the Merch is still there after two months*

[@ChineseCheesegrater]

okay?

[@markwarner5934]

And a lot for me and the kids and the kids and the kids and the kids and the kids and the kids and the kids and the kids and the and a lot for me and the kids and the kids and the kids and the kids and the kids and the kids and the kids and the kids and the kids and the kids and the rest mm0

[@Automotive-cIips]

Nobody: Me: how the hell he get grass block from breaking grass block at start

[@Ryan-jf1no]

TRUE!

[@lavaplaysall8808]

Ender hands

[@ludcol]

Ranboo2 more like

[@NiikoKnacko]

break*

[@mihailojevtovic5043]

Silk touch

[@jxslw]

Wisp: “were right at zero zero this is so dangerous” Also Wisp: digs straight down

[@neatdev]

Lol

[@vbucksroblox7368]

@@neatdev lolkzbin.info/www/bejne/hGK0aKmKapaGeNU

[@charliedeacon7703]

Lol

[@neatdev]

@@vbucksroblox7368 the hell did you link me?

[@pankajawasthi5270]

People at zero zero: Were right near Wisp this is so dangerous.

[@willsommerfeld1933]

3:49 wisp was about to sing wilburs song

[@vedski]

YEAHHH I WAS LOOKING FOR THIS COMMENT

[@debrawheeler6555]

i didnt even hear that

[@solomontheiii9154]

God why is this every single comment like really, we get it

[@debrawheeler6555]

@@solomontheiii9154 maybe cos wilbur is a good content maker and he has a good voice.✋🙄

[@saraanabtawi2951]

^3

[@hamoodhabibi3028]

Wisp "In minecraft, breaking one block gives you one block" Fortune: am I a joke to you

[@JR-vk9lq]

Lol

[@Chaunguyen0627]

without enchants

[@Cowrider0]

Technically fortune doesn’t give you blocks because you coul just dupe them fortune only give you items. Such as working on diamonds but not iron

[@aarohsharma1079]

@@Cowrider0 well it works on iron too now

[@danieltooth2616]

@notcrimstuffherelol but it not a block anymore

[@raisewholechild]

wisp:*gives the final person a screenie* also wisp:*cuts out screenie

[@minnionsvr3134]

Teacher: what are you watching Me: a math video Teacher: ok

[@zencypoo]

Lol

[@jc_tuba28]

Lmaoo

[@cleverlegend7288]

Hahaha, but have you tried garlic bread?

[@Orchid_Merryweather]

Not really lying though

[@jc_tuba28]

@@majd8 now 22

[@icevulpes2697]

Wisp: This is the dream! Wisp when he realizes it’s hard to move around: Ugh this is so annoying!

[@cleverlegend7288]

Hahahahaha, but have you tried garlic bread?

[@paradise7759]

heh

[@Ir1sss_]

@@cleverlegend7288 AMIRITE?!!1!1

[@icevulpes2697]

@Nora McDonald I know right?! Hahaha

[@averageharambelover3541]

@@cleverlegend7288 YESSSSSS

[@Akhterhussain1]

Who is here after minecraft^3

[@ILoveMath_Cats_Coding]

Me

[@Tamstar99_12]

Stop begging

[@Cristiano_Ronaldo7911]

‌

[@kathyparker6425]

¿

[@BeaPlays12081]

Me

[@pinkngreen]

This video: *exists* Subtitles: Vietnamese, take it or leave it

[@unkn0wn997]

Lol

[@adammcd8683]

Lul

[@elenaurr]

I’m Vietnamese!

[@feederofthevoid4467]

melxvilla idc

[@denisekoh33]

Lol

[@rafaelbaird8874]

“For some reason this hill looks like a mountain” so what does a mountain look like?

[@TeoG.]

A hill

[@EggSandwichlYT]

The Himalayas Duh

[@netoquan]

A hill

[@themelonoffee3369]

A dirt mound

[@_bed_bug_]

@@EggSandwichlYT What would the Himalayas look like?

[@1ssue]

Intro: *Breaks Grass Blocks and gets it** Me: *"Wait that's illegal"*

[@fintonioclips]

😶 No comment

[@MrDum-on5on]

O I see

[@MrDum-on5on]

Cuz usually you get a dirt block

[@alliuumduo]

Me: *ranboo*

[@imbio6930]

Wisp's phone: *Ramboo wants to know your location*

[@BerndDasBrot87]

"This is the dream!" 1 sec later: "this is so annoying" 😂

[@paperflame905]

12:04 “you can have a screenie-- Dead”

[@FogMeIIo]

Wisp is living the dream, from back when he was 17.

[@jayshrinairvlogslifestylea2605]

WILBER SOOT

[@Griggy09]

@@jayshrinairvlogslifestylea2605 **triggered**

[@spoodlenoodleproductions5759]

I think about you everyday so how on earth can I be saved

[@avamozafari4293]

@@spoodlenoodleproductions5759 when I'm just one click away from insane

[@y1ppee_]

I just think that I deserve a little bit of what I earned

[@lingvad2k918]

So basically, if Wisp went to the nether and got found a 1 vein of ancient debris, he would have enough debris for 2 ingots. Bruh.

[@haniirshad1188]

but netherite doesn't exist in 1.8 and because of how huge the world is, finding debris would be a pain lol.

[@anorangecarrot3312]

He’s in 1.8 ya know

[@lingvad2k918]

AnOrange Carrot ik lol, just saying

[@mochrezaazharhabibie4465]

Imagine doing this on 1.16 with 1.8 pvp mods

[@reubnn3386]

It would only be one, because 2x2 = 4. and 4 debris = 1 ingot.

[@imherefurmuneh7363]

When you realise that this is the single most confusing video ever, cause 1 squared is 1

[@fluffybum204]

its actually cubed not sqaured

[@roode2123]

@@fluffybum204 1cubed is still one

[@roode2123]

Square cube law

[@RealLeBronJamesFitnessOfficial]

@@roode2123 I Imagine instead of that it would be 3 in the first place, then it would be 9, then 81. Then to make it equal to how 1 would be like, I would divide it by three, than make 27, because to make blocks bigger, You'd have to think like that.

[@roode2123]

@@RealLeBronJamesFitnessOfficial nice perspective

[@leonjavierbascuna8696]

alt title: me being a flex machine as soon as pvp starts

[@czarinamae8885]

No one's talking about how he spared that player with the breast cancer awareness cape

[@laky6965]

Then killed him like 3 minutes later...

[@laky6965]

@ItzFrøstyBłiss he probably didn’t notice it ngl. 🤷‍♂️

[@scarfie3009]

timestamp?

[@laky6965]

@@scarfie3009 watch the video

[@acvipp451]

@@scarfie3009 9:49

[@trioz4061]

plot twist: hes actually using a mod that makes everybody 2x smaller

[@indyplaygames3066]

No?

[@tas.31]

DUN DUN DUN

[@mellowarmy2752]

Yes it actually is because if you search up mincraft^2 or Minecraft^3 it would not pop up anything but if you search up Minecraft mods to be smaller it would pop up this mod.

[@TdJ-xz5qm]

@@mellowarmy2752 this could be a plugin, if he would use mods he would require everyon eto download it

[@Shdjslejskndjdke]

But then why is everything doubled?

[@nicholathompson9660]

Wisp when he spawns in: I love this Also wisp: this is SO annoying

[@flexedkumquat]

Noone’s gonna talk about the thumbnail and how 1 squared is still 1

[@hozhuofeng9877]

@Nathan Chen The video title says square,so he is right

[@dio8414]

Why are there so many just nerds here

[@nickhughes4234]

Uh whattttt?

[@nickhughes4234]

@@hozhuofeng9877 yes your both rightt

[@mr.walrus3110]

@@dio8414 it’s not being a nerd...it’s 5th grade math bro

[@redacted6619]

3:26 Wisp: *Has Full Diamond armor* Zombie in the back: *Ight ,Let's just chill up here*

[@nickzcoffee]

"This the dream!" *not even one second later* *"this is so annoying.."*

[@doramus]

1:21 that is some cool editing

[@akeldama3061]

This actually sounds like a really fun way to play Minecraft.

[@yaseengaming7906]

Bro which pack do he use

[@amonguspumpkin5618]

@@yaseengaming7906 it’s a uhc bro

[@Thatguymus]

@@amonguspumpkin5618 he means texture pack

[@vampzara]

@@Thatguymus He's not using a texture pack

[@c0rrows]

i like whenever he is in the middle of fighting something he goes “haHAA” and laughs maniacally

[@hunterlinn5233]

I love how he just casually has a stack of gapples

[@timr.3311]

Gapple?

[@jailenfullerton7182]

@@timr.3311 golden apple

[@tamimplayz]

Wisp: "Breaking one block in Minecraft gives you one block" Fortune: *Hold my diamonds*

[@triangleman6607]

3:49: “I’m living the dream” *happy soot noises* Edit: OMG THANKS FOR 100 LIKES THATS THE HIGHEST AMOUNT I EVER GOT LMAO

[@jonrees9642]

?

[@triangleman6607]

@@jonrees9642 lmao it’s from a song your new boyfriend by Wilbur soot lmao

[@jonrees9642]

Oh ye, how could I forget

[@ItzRyan64]

Wilbur SOOT

[@tmor9336]

Living the dreaaaaam she's living the dreeeaam

[@puddlee]

8:57 This man turned around so fast

[@suatcanozturk7075]

Nobody: Wisp:are you killing me

[@riazolaf4375]

11:33 IDK WHY IM LAUGHING MY HUMOUR MIGHT BE DEAD BUT I FOUND THE DUDE TWERKING HILARIOUS

[@willchangemynamewhench3ofd845]

"Stop throw me hoes" The most badass line ever heard

[@teddyayden8390]

😂

[@Attack-on-My-Sanity]

Don't cus

[@Attack-on-My-Sanity]

@Jace Trinidad omg WHY DOESE EVERYONE REPLY TO ME

[@willchangemynamewhench3ofd845]

@@Attack-on-My-Sanity adunno

[@Beeney3]

Yess

[@alejandrocotten6967]

Just imagine the size of coal veins,

[@averageharambelover3541]

It's absolutely massive

[@Bbb.anana6]

5:44 - 5:51 6:02

[@neatdev]

Oh Lord

[@literallycloud]

Absolutely massive and truly loyal vein

[@trimlesscoasters]

3:03 KZbinrs mining off Camera be like:

[@Slinx92OLD]

2:03 CROOOOOFTIN TEIBLLLSSSS!!!!!

[@Benrysim]

Ravine reason: caves upscaled to ravine size. So they aren’t actually ravines just normal caves.

[@ovii3313]

its a ravine since it goes up and down mostly not in a circle shape

[@Ryan-uv6ky]

What's the most common thing that wisp and mumbo say? "Lovely Jubbly" Edit: fixed quotation to lovely Jubbly

[@QuikzPlaysYT]

Wait no it’s “Lovely Jubely”

[@Bbb.anana6]

@@QuikzPlaysYT lmaoYES😂😂😂

[@Hunter-qn9vn]

That one mathe nerd: Actually, 1 squared is still 1

[@wldenny68]

Are you saying Minecraft is a 1 wow

[@ispie3890]

It’s only the truth

[@letsssgo2900]

I'm a *math* nerd

[@frappzee]

Actually you don't even have to be a "nerd" to know this. It's just common knowledge..unless you don't pay attention at school.

[@Hunter-qn9vn]

@@frappzee r/woosh

[@vaingaming2761]

3:49 FROM BACK WHEN WE WERE 17 im not addicted

[@RyzoR6]

Yeah I've met jared, of course i've met jared the one who took you away from me

[@jonathanrees2278]

Wisp “you need to have my cape to live” Also Wisp * spares life of someone with a DIFFERENT cape *

[@bmoore5066]

It was a Breast Cancer cape. They get privelages.

[@jonathanrees2278]

True. But... what happens if the other persons cape was important and he did not know?

[@TheAdvertisement]

7:20 While trying to get an enderpearl, Wisp is put into one of the situations where an enderpearl would be extremely useful.

[@ImmortalLeaf]

Trueee

[@RamForce69]

he always say "are you kidding me? Oh my god" me: I'm kidding

[@IceIsNice9]

Wisp in first video: another bad idea Wisp in end of video:i love this so much

[@pewaq]

Wisp: Another bad idea Also Wisp: THIS IS THE BEST IDEAS IVE EVER HAD!

[@antisocialvlxxzy3894]

When he didn't combine the swords for sharp 5 I was literally in pain

[@TheOldSoul]

Did he have enough levels to do it?

[@opeyemionibokun3328]

😠

[@Christuna.x]

He can’t lol

[@banditbrothersyt268]

I think it’s disabled

[@soniakalalang7058]

Wisp: minecarft but everything is twice as big. Real life: pathetic

[@emeraldmcdonald6855]

Not twice as big, minecraft² meaning squared but technically minecraft ³ cuz is a 3d game

[@manishagehi3218]

._.

[@ichimarufan]

_

[@strawbereyess]

When u just destroy them that was so cool 'VICTORY'

[@rexbackupaccount211]

Nobody: Me asking how the hell the diamonds didnt burn while under the lava: 👁👄👁

[@lego_61]

I’m pretty sure items don’t burn in lava in that uhc

[@nxm7581]

@@lego_61 yea I have played on the server items do not burn

[@Speedway69]

@@lego_61 it's anti item burn plugin

[@bobward1474]

The richest man has once shown his lovely face again.

[@colorfulbubbles2647]

I just realized that this merch announcement was the first time I actually saw Wisp

[@IZZZU110]

Literally at the start he said it was a bad idea but he said This is the best idea

[@liamdaughton]

Alternate title: caves and cliffs update preview

[@jesussfavoriteginger699]

Lol

[@b_azuka6107]

Ha

[@bananawithaname9711]

Ha

[@AlohafromArielle]

Teacher: is that school related to math Me: yes it’s squared

[@teddyayden8390]

I had a stroke reading that

[@AlohafromArielle]

@@teddyayden8390 I had a stroke writing it

[@faze-verkoop3562]

1:08 when the guy jumped in the player count was 66 After a few seconds we didn’t see him anymore and the player count went to 65... what happened?

[@Nafiur13]

This is a good mod Especially you can make any type of slab

[@noideawhattoputhere3070]

When you get 100,000 times more likes than you expected

[@sophieryan4978]

Wisp:I’m living the dream Me:from back when we were 17

[@rhysblake3812]

HOW ON EARTH CAN I BE SAVED WHEN IM ONE CLICK AWAY FROM INSANE

[@rhysblake3812]

lol

[@vampzara]

@@rhysblake3812 ok

[@sageclouds379]

Wisp: I am the richest man in the world Bill Gates: *speechless*

[@nerfpocobs0]

2:47 Mining straight down after 1.17 be like:

[@Christian-McKinney]

TRUE

[@ThanhThuongVo]

Wisp: "oh my god this is the worst idea" yes this is the best idea ever Tysm for 69 likes

[@Jennifer-gg9ne]

LOL

[@diegom.7997]

At La or at Taco Bell or Apple or PC

[@oaxe4757]

69 likes n o i c e

[@xiaojingkong5815]

6 9 likes

[@kaitokanakazu]

Wisp: StOp DrOpPiNg H*Es On Me!! Me: **tea kettle wheeze**

[@dio8414]

What u mean *

[@silvaj2730]

Hoe is basically a worse word for bitch.

[@lasttroll2513]

@@silvaj2730 so basically it means an female dog also?

[@camrynedits7619]

wisp: “this is the dream” wisp not even a second later: “this is so annoying!”

[@kulwantgill2555]

Wisp:I'm living a dream Wilbur:So you watch my videos

[@crizzlemift8015]

Wisp: *gives someone diamonds because they have breast cancer care thingy* After that wisp: *kills the same guy*

[@fuficzakharenka7855]

Wisp: “you can’t buy a cape and not be mine” Wisp before: I can’t kill this guys he supports breast cancer. He has the cape.

[@hotdogpowder3351]

Tru

[@kmdorf75]

True Meaning of Illuminati: aluminum foil has been naughty Yes. It means that

[@stawolf823]

"I'm seriously emotionally damaged and lonely" that hit home

[@shader3217]

alternate title: E. let me explain. Minecraft squared can also be looked at as mc squared, since mc is short for Minecraft. and since there is the famous equation, e = mc squared, it can apply to Minecraft squared, and then you have the title, E.

[@kiwookkim6063]

Wisp: “Let’s say this iron is a four vain, then we get 32 omg!” Me: isn’t 4 squared 16?

[@lingvad2k918]

Kiwook Kim yep lol but 1 block = 8 so it would be 32

[@marysartr]

yeah but hes cubing the title is wronh

[@Flamberge790]

@@marysartr 1² is 1 bro obviously the title is wrong Not to mention veins are 8x larger or 2³x larger rather than 2x

[@TheRandomizerYT]

TapL seeing all these videos be like : 😧

[@TonieRx]

Llol

[@Alvionalx]

lmao

[@blenderbuilder405]

LMAO

[@Silver_dragonpuppet]

The diamond sword is so small😂

[@mickeybekele2936]

This feels like "Cursed minecraft where everything is 2 times the size"

[@theone_coolsledger228]

true

[@TheOrangeCuber]

8 times

[@Drunk_Samurai]

I love how he always sets his like goal to be 1 or 2 and then the video get 80k likes XD

[@jadehorne3531]

Imagine the caves and cliffs update with this mod

[@essamadman]

dude i know right

[@john_blaze1]

Okay, i have almost re watched every wisp UHC video now and i swear at this point of time in 2021, he was a bloody monster, Minecraft squared or now 😈

[@kingdqm]

When wisp makes a video, and I am having a conversation with someone, I say someone is calling me so I can go into the other room and watch it XD

[@wilfplayzgames9793]

I imagine that Wisp's first word as a baby was "I'm living the dream"

[@hooderinjail7856]

‘’I made March And It Is Lovely’’ *nice pun*

[@diogoandre756]

And then Wisp realized it should be Minecraft cubed, but by then it was too late...

[@wishingwatergaming2006]

We did it boys. One like.

[@potassium6677]

Heres a second for you :)

[@berisweg]

@@potassium6677 and for you:)

[@Evixgma_fax_boom]

0:02 *ranboo's silk touch hands*

[@NoodlesLoverGames]

Lll

[@-AngeIUwU-]

Wisp:minecraft squared Reality:minecraft caves and cliffs update

[@hapki2240]

Ngl his hair looks like Gordon Ramsay’s when he was younger -.-

[@TheHackerMan644]

Idc

[@hapki2240]

@@TheHackerMan644 if u don’t care don’t comment

[@frlegendzz8945]

we do not care gaycha kid

[@frlegendzz8945]

@@TheHackerMan644 agreed

[@hapki2240]

@@frlegendzz8945 Why u watching my vids then bro

[@architecthor48]

"stop dropping hoes on me" -Wisp ,2021 ...

[@dylanchin9487]

@@mushroomboy6734 Oh

[@vitalypa]

qhywyergt

[@zephyrussy]

UR CAPE IS PERFECT, PLEASE- IM DYING

[@HabilTheCreator]

2:03 C R A F T I N G T A B L E !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@zan821]

*w-what i-if y-you f-find d-dark oak*

[@devendrashukla82]

is this a math lesson oh man i just finished my math homework lol

[@omggood3535]

☺

[@I_dont_know_..]

My worst fear when bridging 7:20

[@qbertsandy1367]

“Minecraft Squared” *so Minecraft was a circle before?*

[@1xoibby]

never was even at the start of the game in 2007.

[@Jack-id1lq]

1xoibby gaming Alternative acc r/wooosh

[@johnwolverton48]

the video in a nutshell: AHHHHHH

[@ShockInazuma]

Everyone: *quoting Wisp* Me: *wondering how he was able to swim through lava just fine* Edit: I legit didn't even know he had fire resistance

[@cruxz7662]

He had fire resist

[@vampzara]

Fire res 🔥

[@banditbrothersyt268]

Fire res

[@Lilshaq224]

Why has wisp taught me more about minecraft and more skills than Wikipedia and stuff

[@AnonymousMC]

Hello guys! :D I hope you stay safe and have a nice day, God bless you!

[@AnonymousMC]

@Jay Brighton No problem! :)

[@MSDOSMemes]

k

[@AnonymousMC]

@@MSDOSMemes :)