"Wizards Never Die"

[@andrewd1923]

I listen to the wizard beats when I workout. They make me stronger

[@jimmybobadilla6661]

Gotta get swole with it BROTHA!!!!!

[@andreDwynnjr]

Lmfao!

[@mgdkicks]

That I understand

[@Virtual_Vinsanity]

That's not what they're for.

[@craigmackssj3680]

thanks Adam

[@ThePatrickNance]

When you're too nerdy to kick it with the hood crowd, and too hood to be around nerds.

[@left2dye990]

You just described my entire high school experience

[@AaronFree03]

@@left2dye990 you're telling me there were other people like me too? Why didn't we start our own group (N)

[@LionJCXx]

Best comment still lmao

[@ThePersia450]

Hahahaha facts

[@novadronetechnologiesinc.3299]

@@left2dye990 facts

[@xxgerardoxx2428]

I love how they incorporated their original ideas like this into their show man , legends

[@D3adp00l324]

"And that's a fact, Neil...Patrick Harris", lmao! Ders was nice in this.

[@supahdupahplayahmacknumbah1]

Too Hard

[@Kennypowers51]

I came for the Michael McKean references.

[@McLoviniam]

That shit flowed so hard lmaoo i died when i heard it

[@raymondstantz3069]

Ders got bars FO DAYZZ

[@Matthew-oj3gb]

Dude that shit made me laugh so hard

[@toddkrajewski]

I try to explain to people. The nuances between 90s gangsta rap and MMORPG/fantasy are so amazingly hilarious. You kinda have to be into both to truly understand how brilliant this is.

[@williamwallace5707]

Also incorporating underground juggalo-ish subculture cheesiness within the music

[@zurat5515]

40oz bottles filled with both health AND mana potions!

[@Elitistt]

This is one of the few remaining gems on KZbin. Truly a legendary video

[@DonkMel]

Cheeseburger

[@tuffy1133]

14 years later and this shit still slaps!

[@LinuxUnderwear]

I still love it

[@oskargarcia4144]

Mega love it

[@kickapowwww]

Was there ever any doubt that almost 10 years later these guys would be in the comedy elite?

[@matthewminogue3276]

Comedy elite is pushing it... Don't get me wrong, I love workaholics and find it funny as fuck but its not elite to the average person. It attracts a particular type of individuals... Mostly males, of the age of 16-30 lol

[@tianamendez7484]

+Matthew Minogue so who do you think is in the comedy elite

[@matthewminogue3276]

Tiana Mendez Louis CK for example. Seinfeld back in its day. I compare workaholics to It's always sunny in Philadelphia. It attracts too small of a crowd.

[@rustyshackleford7179]

+Matthew Minogue Brooklyn nine nine is good

[@nik6431]

Matthew Minogue Give me a break mate. These guys are comedy legends. Having your own TV show last for over 6 seasons, after starting out making skits on KZbin, is impressive no matter how you look at it.

[@Ascreaminghotdog]

I miss these kind of youtubers.

[@ghostgate82]

+Sky Chase Check out Buckwheat Groats if you haven't already.

[@tommyaubry3200]

yehh they made the series of workaholics ;)

[@brandengonzalez8888]

didnt think it was them until I saw Adam

[@vance4994]

I'll second that.

[@doggsbreath7379]

They are so unique, that its kind of sad you refer to them as a "kind". Theres nobody like these guys out there so deal with it.

[@michaellilley4861]

Here I am 13yrs later still blasting this shit. Especially the other songs from the album. Firm believer you guys should make a legit album. I get it would be funny but make it legit. This is the sound the beat the rhyme people miss in rap. Reminds me of good 90s rap.

[@maxverstappen2713]

Old as Fuck is a hidden gem

[@captainyakman]

I love how Anders isn't even rapping about wizards until the very end. Goes along well with his character's obsession with freestyling and rap battling.

[@garysanders2008]

🤣🤣🤣

[@johnritchie1411]

And he doesn't even say the last verse in the video 😂

[@Kowbanator]

Probably also why his beard is barely on his face and can clearly just see him

[@ezyduzit423]

🤣🤣🤣 love this deep dive into ders decisions… totally agree

[@obeekrow7295]

They found me in the woods. Cuz i was raised by wolves. 🎶

[@billnyetherussianspy2423]

Anders, Blake, Adam and Kyle are the funniest people ever.

[@AlbertiniFitness]

This is pre-Workaholics... before any of them were even famous!

[@DonkMel]

Ou

[@iwillbelunaticx]

thats not entirely true. Blake was in Mail Order Comedy (2006) and Anders was in Crossbows & Mustaches (2006 - 2008)

[@poindextertunes]

I too can read

[@raygarcia2119]

​@@iwillbelunaticxuh exactly BEFORE workaholics dummy

[@OhighOSkater]

We need a sophomore album from The Wizards. The world needs The Wizards now more than ever

[@cheezlewizlees]

Maybe they finally died...

[@masonholmes5963]

Why am I listening to this 8 times a day???

[@nik6431]

Mason Holmes Same lmao

[@andrewd1923]

Mason Holmes the wizard beats make you stronger

[@masonholmes5963]

True

[@supahdupahplayahmacknumbah1]

Frank Castle LMAO

[@JohnDoe-xp6dr]

listen to this song 420 in a single session and you transcend time

[@maxineramsdell8033]

This video style is everything I can’t believe this was 14yrs ago I still watch the show weekly!

[@abrahamjuarez5537]

Facts, this shit is fire 💪🏼

[@_Afrodisiax]

Bruh the show on as we speak; a hulu repeat forsure

[@devak45167]

Blake lowkey slays it with his verse

[@Куклуле]

FORREAL THOUGH🔥🔥🔥 His voice was made for this 🤣😭😭

[@AJ-das]

I'd say Ders' was tighter

[@6Diego1Diego9]

Blake always had the most swagger

[@devak45167]

@@6Diego1Diego9 Ders’ flow is fire but Blake’s lyrics 👌🏻

[@6Diego1Diego9]

@@devak45167 I think Ders goes hardest in Straight outta Mordor.

[@TafTabTah]

Old school youtube was the best

[@roodick85]

LMAO after all these years I never knew there was an actual video to this MASTERPIECE! Adam with the hypnotizing eyes killed me!!😂

[@dumbbroadcasts]

These guys always had a spark for success they just needed some solid production and poof workaholics was the product.

[@justinrp87]

This just cured my mild depression.

[@rawdawgandboofin2115]

2023 and still listening.

[@Beaudacious1900]

2024 now Baby!

[@jonathanhart287]

This video will never die.@@Beaudacious1900

[@maxpotiontcg]

2024 gang

[@totallylegityoutubeperson4170]

They'll be listening to this banger during the heat death of the universe.

[@curtismartin9054]

Adam's the best part of this... that old school gangsta rap style.

[@garysanders2008]

it’s the year 2020 and it’s still stuck in my head

[@the710extractionist]

Same and it's 2021 now! 😂

[@ashley_androgynous]

"dnt make this wizard mad, dnt make this wizard pissed.. i can kill a hill giant with tha flick of my wrist" lmfao.. i love ders tho man, he goes in

[@gunnarhollinger8198]

But...that was Blake

[@duanespeck2316]

Yeah that wasn't ders lol

[@gustavoochoa1322]

In the show ders raps that verse.

[@DrVanNostrand01]

I never knew this existed before the show, fucking legends

[@HardcoreSuprise]

STILL MAIDEN BANGIN

[@No_Signal12]

Lmao

[@GloriousMushroom]

'I'm Bullet proof!', always cracks me up. xD

[@Artofficial1986]

When are the Wizards gonna drop a new album?

[@jasonstatham2966]

Blake had the best Lyrics, Anders had the Best Flow. Adam sounded like a Bone-thugs rapper lol great beat, prob produced by Kyle

[@ThunderZZZZZZZ]

Thank you Jason Statham!

[@trevorroberts986]

Kyle is the first to rap

[@jasonstatham2966]

I know he was, but he also probably produced the beat. He directs the series. Im sure he produced this as well.

[@jakemartin5595]

Jason Statham kyle was the first rapper, I don't think he produced it haha

[@mitchio83]

jake martin Of course he did.

[@james9ordon]

Your music saved me.

[@Calilou52]

These guys really deserve the success they've had

[@bobbyhillthe3rd]

This video pops up on my recommended and I have to listen to it at least once a day. Still a slap 12 years later

[@zemasterze11]

Unironically the best song ever

[@dakotapatty8627]

pod brought me back today. been having a blast going back to all these tracks lol

[@devak45167]

One of the greatest things I've ever seen.

[@seiyaryuuguuin2332]

KZbin algorithm needs to bring this to light

[@alexmaccity]

i'm waking the whole village up at 3am with this blasting out the ghetto blasters in the back of my carriage

[@eliatiyeh9716]

I was looking up songs related to the hobbit for a school project and had to put the link to this beauty

[@michaelboucheyii7002]

How was your 3 day suspension? 🤣

[@FrogTheWarrior]

About 3 and a half years ago, I listened to this song for an entire day while I studied for a psychology final. BEST STUDY EVER

[@ItsTrademarked]

DumbleDers

[@bohkittens]

someone please make a 10 hour version loop, so i can hear that 4 times a day.

[@codiefitz3876]

I’ve been in the Guild since Workaholics dropped, I legitimately respect The Wizards as artists. I don’t consider this parody and I may not have any rap playlists on my phone but if I did The Wizards would be in there alongside Big L and Weezy

[@lugarner8493]

Still bumping this in 2022

[@JesusVelociraptor]

2:24 low key Anders murdered that verse.

[@bltpork]

I thought this was only for the workaholics show I’m so glad I found this

[@mrad.13]

They look like those workaholics guys.

[@andrew36345]

They must've went to the hogwarts Compton campus

[@LOOKATMEMOFO96]

more like Long Beach

[@matthewmiller9642]

Nah mane there from south side hogwarts

[@HaywoodJablomi_420]

Kyle is Lowkey dope! He is more Karl than he probably thinks he is. They all kill it but Kyle's voice is perfect for wizard rap. I've been showing everyone this and the mail order comedy. Most ppl think they started with workaholics but their earlier bits brought workaholics to the world.

[@shackwizard]

As a wizard I can confirm that we do indeed "Never Die".

[@mgdkicks]

What part of Irwindale Renaissance Pleasure Faire sounds like a joke to you guys?

[@garybyoosey3163]

Hell ya! My favorite episode

[@theInfamous3]

Oooooh-ah, ooh-heeeeee, that’s what the maidens be sayin’ when they get with me

[@theInfamous3]

You wanna get real? You gotta act real And that’s a fact Neil...Patrick Harris

[@yaboybigj09]

+theInfamous3 favorite line of the song lol

[@mikehawk8276]

theInfamous3 motherfuckin wizards never die

[@jiggityyjake2992]

In the midst of a recession you guys dropped a bangers. We need another for 2022 ❤❤❤

[@gigi6_6_6]

Still listening in 2021. Can't wait for the workaholics movie

[@bonehaggit]

2:59 what's Chuck McGill doing here?

[@frankenmint]

how much to have this performed at my funeral?

[@bigpimpin110011]

Ironic song choice

[@dmangoman1]

I'll bring some potions to the wake

[@frankenmint]

Ben W thats the whole point

[@billzabubjones9780]

$3.50

[@BrandMalone24]

Then you bust out of the coffin naked and steal the nearest car right? Man I was thinking the *Exact* same thing

[@johnnyboi2x4]

I'm mad at how good this is.

[@donnyyoung5885]

rollin with my guild 4 deep

[@James6923.]

“Don’t make this wizard mad, dont make this wizard pissed. I could kill a hill giant with a flick of the wrist” 😂😎

[@imacryptid5254]

My favorite line lol

[@Broseph_Plz]

I play this song on a loop when I go mid in League.

[@TomTom-cm2oq]

I still can't believe how funny this is!

[@skiIIed]

Dude Blakes lines were the best part of the song by far

[@PorphyricSteve]

The wizards were at the TII live show last night, it was crazy.

[@nino_brawl2782]

relevant to this day. 2022 wizards still dont die.

[@7x_oogway]

2023 here and wizards still never die 🧙🏼‍♂️

[@nino_brawl2782]

We gotta keep this going every year

[@nino_brawl2782]

@@7x_oogway2024 we still here

[@martymcfly2857]

1:53 POOF! POW! SUPRISE! Dave Chappelle reference lmao

[@glitzerd]

lmao barber shop.

[@grantdavey4462]

As a wizard in Black Desert, I agree to this completely. E & Shift-E, teleport away.

[@tokethedude1103]

Adam is low-key the hardest on this track

[@AndreBarnett]

Nah dude

[@DeeSee25]

look at Anders compounding words at the end of one stanza and the beginning of another. He's got skills.

[@BebopBerserker]

Just finished Workaholics bless these guys for getting me through the rough times

[@draymanonj]

Lol, Blake used the lyrics ders used in s1 ep 9

[@Tiiiiiimmmmsss]

Andre-Omari John other way around homie

[@samsonfaehnrich5154]

Magus I think those are Blake's lyrics they just switch them up for ders,, if you listen to the Wizard songs I think Blake has Better lyrics,, but you can tell ders is an actual rapper,,💪🎅

[@BillCowart]

Loving hearing the full version of this finally. The Wizard Rap. You are GODS!

[@134CLOS]

My man Ders with the sweetest 16 I've ever heard!!

[@NorthgateGuitar916]

Looking forward to the Oakland show WORK for life!!

[@Alchemistic88]

Kyle always kills these raps, you would think it'd be Anders bc of how into rap he is 😂

[@whyisblue923taken]

Anders is too Norwegian.

[@justinkendell301]

I used to think Straight Outta Mordor was their best song but this one has bars and makes me laugh. We Wizards never die

[@igotmydd214]

It's 2020, in the middle of the pandemic, and this song is still like 3rd Shrek

[@DonkMel]

No

[@schmidden85]

kyle has the dopest lines. he is the greatest mofu of the mofu´s 😂

[@randomsimpson]

Still one of the best nerdcore albums of all time

[@Kalibur432]

Don't make this wizard mad, don't make this wizard pissed, I can kill a hill giant with the flick of my wrist. Best line in the whole song

[@bradjester6796]

This song is catchy and hilarious. The video cracks me up with the low quality effects .

[@Alchemistic88]

2020 and still blasting this out. These motherfuckin wizards never die 🔥🔥🔥

[@nortran11]

This popped into my head about a week ago....now just randomly I'll find myself at my desk singin "Motha fuckin wizards never die"

[@heskesv5115]

These guys should have their own tv show

[@McShankos]

For real HAIR HEIGHT HUMOUR now that’s the show

[@TwoDelic]

This beat really hard as fuck though lmao

[@dantheman8384]

We stay high because Motherfuckin' wizards never die!

[@pinoyjona]

Before the Shadow Wizard Money Gang, we had the OG motherf*cking wizards. Weirdly enough, this is the only thing I remember from Tosh.0.

[@jasoncruz6952]

Awesome shit.. Workaholics is dope as fuck.. Adam, Blake, and anders can rap

[@nickdaboii]

Carl was the best. and Adam didn't even rap.

[@nickdaboii]

***** Adam didn't even rap on this. He's the hook.

[@LexDatrex]

+nick arndt then who the hell is rapping at 1:53 ?

[@nickdaboii]

LexDatrex he has no verse. He wrote the hook. That's it. It's different than rapping a verse.

[@MrM-sz5tn]

you mean ONders...its a hardON lol

[@MrCnote1993]

I remember this being on the free zone on Cox On Demand

[@Erkdaddy]

2022, world's falling apart, but these guys still slap. 🔥

[@raquelb3443]

Never gets old 😆

[@brandon5560]

Adam's verse was the best!! His flow and lyrics were on point hahah

[@zancudo7797]

Step too me I'll make you cryyyyaaaaheyyyy

[@N64ROCKS]

blake went ham

[@Awak361]

I'll never forget how this made me feel the first time i listened to it :)

[@wollibolli123987]

Kyle is really really good!! he got a powerful rapping voice :)

[@JoshMendes-n9m]

And that's a fact Neil, Patrick Harris

[@killerbee412]

the world needs a 2nd album

[@xxDOTH3DEWxx]

Limahl Spellswell absolutely slays this track

[@ampsterrapstv5602]

I wonder where you can find just the beat like the show. Beat goes so hard 💯🔥

[@HexAyed]

Well, Duncan didn't lie, this is pretty good

[@HexAyed]

Yogscast, He said to look it up

[@harpuria]

"You wanna get real you gotta act real and thats a fact Neil (Patrick Haris)"