WKUK - Season 3 - Episodes 11 & 12 (Full Episodes)

[@Darkmatter105]

That mustard skit is such a perfect description of reality TV as a whole. This is why I love these guys.

[@kalibos]

God damn mustard program

[@omerbrooklyn8716]

Static105 you’ve been yellow mustard-ed!

[@100notAdoctor]

Zach in that skits name is Milo Cyrus but his uniform says Hank XDXDXDXD

[@stuv1996]

For some reason I didn't want that skit to end though

[@benmeiss9901]

The reason it'll never not be funny is because it's real, these are real people, not actors

[@kgsolomanfivethousan]

I have used the phrase 'tablemonster that shit' to mean ditching people or situations ever since.

[@LiftUpYourEyes]

kgsolomanfivethousan Im with you my boy, I'm using it starting today.

[@clintfreudbacher5406]

What about now? Do you still use that phrase?

[@breakdancingninja8177]

@@clintfreudbacher5406 I've successfully used it multiple times.

[@fmgeclipse1011]

You can see me?

[@WadeWilsonDP]

I've tried, but this show is too obscure for me to have to explain myself every time.

[@Gamandizer]

"we don't really shake hands on Earth" Absolutely prophetic.

[@Ducc]

True.

[@ODCO23]

Coronavirus!

[@jamesstephenson2346]

HAHAHAHAHA ITS CUZ OF CORONAVIRUS, RIGHT?! THATS THE JOKE, AND THATS WHY ITS FUNNY, RIGHT??

[@Phoebe_Bea]

@@JimboJuice ruined the name jimbo

[@NFPA-704]

"The Xanax system" "Robitussian warriors" "Lunesta 7"

[@onkelpappkov2666]

Sounds like a job for brave Captain Sherwin Williams, the beautiful Lysterine and the fearsome beast Dimetapp on the USS Mouthwash.

[@yomommason55]

The Fentanyl System

[@Cheezy_Bunz]

@@yomommason55 the Percocet galaxy

[@garywasseljr]

The crack sketch goes deep lol

[@bbbbbbb51]

Trevor was incredibly based

[@railroadhistoryarchives]

The Crack sketch was amazing...

[@andrewcastleberry4921]

Trevor and Sam were filmed in the safety of their studio.

[@phantomdude9901]

*Sums up the entirety of the drug war*

[@thomasbrown938]

@@andrewcastleberry4921 isn't technology wonderful?

[@janesmith1840]

Yeah, it's just this thing to help you get into college, you wouldn't be interested

[@jokokusnuss]

It's funny, because it shows reality

[@FORESTKIDSCOLLECTIVE]

Honestly the "You've been yellow mustard-ed!!!" show is so ahead of it's time. You can't tell me that's not a black mirror episode.

[@Sora_Halomon]

A lot of their "fake tv show" sketches are parodies of shows that did exist early 2000s. I don't think Mustard was as direct a parody as the blind dates or anything, but there's Jackass and Punk'd and Midnight Caller etc. (some obviously weren't as annoying but just listing off the top of my head)

[@bbbbbbb51]

"Barbara Walters King Jr"

[@sydurgraham7760]

99% of KZbin "prankers" are the yellow mustard-ed people

[@sumerianannunaki5957]

Why isnt this the top comment!? Lmfao, i stay away from youtube prank vids

[@AtlasGaveUp]

Brocaine is the best slang ever.

[@LiftUpYourEyes]

AtlasGaveUp Dude just get in there and table monster that shit and we can bounce.

[@grendelum]

James Henchman 🤣😂🤣😂

[@roachdoggjr8808]

@@grendelum 21:27

[@ente4291]

decided to watch an episode of wkuk while eating, worst decicion of my life...

[@kevinharris9679]

I skipped that part while eating my nachos lol

[@funnycreep]

Ente 42 I had to skip it too as I also was eating 🤮

[@limpicatto]

yeah

[@marioordaz2383]

I love how Timmy's character in the mustard skit, is just a crossdresser 💀

[@TalkSickTunes]

they did him dirty haha

[@dakotaroberts9492]

Timmy always gets the shittiest parts. Like in the old west water balloon sketch he gets hit with the two water noodles for like a minute straight by Sam.

[@janesmith1840]

Why is being a crossdresser shitty? You know, aside from the fact that assholes like the people in this comment thread make it harder to live as anything other than a straight man.

[@janesmith1840]

@G Low effort troll.

[@janesmith1840]

@@skybriel3503 Cool, I don't care.

[@sadschizo583]

I would pay to watch kindergarten cons.

[@micab7660]

Give me the money. This IS getting done.

[@ETAlnes]

@@micab7660 We need a kickstarter, I'm poor AF, but I NEED this show to be real...

[@TheTrolliosis]

Darren sells that spray so well, kills me every time

[@HappyBirthdayMom08]

Dude just get in there ..table monster that shit and we can bounce. One of the best sketches of this show

[@youtubeuser9585]

Not gunna lie, I would watch Kindergarten Cons

[@grendelum]

_”die snitch !!”_

[@micab7660]

Ok Dary. Dary ok. Ok Dary. Get on it. Pitter patter.

[@MindlessTurtle]

Too unbelievable. How did they start wearing jackets while still being chained?

[@bleckybob]

All of the kids are way different ages lol

[@ChaossX77]

I appreciate your honesty.

[@LegendofLaw]

The baby skit really made me mad. That was just pure evil. They were both completely sleeping. Woke them up for nothing.

[@sethhowell198]

He had to let them know when absolutely nothing was going on. He was simply doing his jpb

[@HoboKarma-qj7gd]

Imo bbn mi

[@jaydenvaughn1595]

I thought afterwards somebody was gonna break in and try to steal the kid or something and the baby would cry again but the parents wouldn't come back and still think it was "nothing"

[@HorkPorkler]

@@jaydenvaughn1595 bazinga

[@RobbyHouseIV]

I've been laughing for the past hour over the "Absolutely Nothing is Happening" Baby Skit. LOL!

[@schmidt640]

Gotta love the southern accents in Rappaport, Michigan LOL

[@levelheaded0038]

I have seen this sketch 1000 times and that never once caught my attention

[@HoneyBadgerSr]

Clearly you've never been to the more rural areas of Michigan, you know, where the clan meetings are.

[@ChristopherRhudy]

Just noticed... Thanks for that

[@donttalktomeyoureannoying8736]

@@HoneyBadgerSr what does clan meetings have to do with southern accents??? That legit makes no sense

[@CobraGTXNoS]

@@donttalktomeyoureannoying8736 KKK and southern folk, that should help clear it up for you.

[@selfactualizer2099]

The acting is so good, i really thought a table monster got him

[@iliadnetfear2586]

"Yeah, it can help you pay for your books and stuff."

[@jonmeray713]

IliadNetFear lmfao,any up an coming martin luther types around we should know about

[@Mr_Spaghetti]

Jon Meray it’s funny cuz the fbi killed mlk, not the cia

[@jonmeray713]

Mr Spaghetti its funny because the way it was asked.

[@Jabberwocky818]

​@@Mr_Spaghetti Umm... Was it not obvious to you that they were talking about Malcom X?

[@kiikaapoaneniya2696]

"chairs nothing to do"

[@CONGTHEGUERILLA]

YOU BOYS ARE IN A CHAIIINNNG GAIIINNNGGG

[@KrikZ32]

CHAYYYYUUN GAAAANNNNGGGGGG

[@anonnnn600]

Gonna listen to some mixtapes I made in. High school and do a shitload of BROCAINE!

[@jaybird17_72]

"Just a little bit will really help you concentrate" rolling

[@lewig123tv5]

The clocks are set to 4:20

[@greasyfirearms2a287]

What are you talking about

[@tassel4713]

What are uou talking about?

[@giuseppelobasso1318]

When they start doing the seasaw thing with their heads in the last sketch I lost my mf mind 😂😂😂

[@toddfromwork8931]

Dale Jenkins, crossdresser. LOL

[@eduart732]

The kindergarten cons was way over the top... loved it

[@raptorgorl8807]

SHE'S SO LOVELY, SHE'S THE LOVELIEST BRIDE

[@AK907LSD25]

$100 for an ounce of crack?? Looks like I'm starting up a new habit cant pass up a bargain like that!

[@benjaminencarmine]

The skit said it was the 80s which makes sense. Some American states were still using predecimal confederate money back then so take that into account + inflation and you have modern crack that costs way more.

[@AK907LSD25]

@@benjaminencarmine that's simply not true

[@weinerlover6972]

@@AK907LSD25 were you there bro

[@Brett_S_420]

@@benjaminencarmine WTF are you talking about? Ridiculous.

[@Brett_S_420]

Prices have gotten crazy.

[@GabrielaArredondo]

Anyone else notice the mechanic's name tag says Hank but the news caption says Milo Cyrus? LOL

[@genitalwarthunder8784]

Timmy is called a cross-dresser in his interview and I was just dying

[@powerklawftw]

The sound effect that plays when the logo cuts out is the same as using the shock prod in Deus Ex.

[@aaronrivera2511]

And the sound effect used at 16:47 when the kid dies is the same as the kid death sound in Lego Star Wars: The Complete Saga.

[@tanks4nuthin964]

Absolutely NOONE paid any attention to what they were talking about during the alien sketch cuz of the poop thing

[@trilldoms]

guilty

[@evilcam]

I paid attention...the 20th or so time I watched it...

[@claytonchandler3164]

cocaine dude, what's up?

[@whatsupinspace854]

I remember all those late crack-nights studying for Uni

[@ordoabchao1308]

Who would've thought the kindergarten cons would become real life 20 years later. This show is the most slept on shows ever made.

[@Sora_Halomon]

What does this mean

[@Ezekieltheking99]

this show couldn't exist today

[@jonsheppard6949]

Never. Everyone is too sensitive

[@brennanperry8001]

Yellow mustard is about .010¢-0.12¢ per ounce, while ink is about $13-$15 per ounce. So yellow ink is not cheaper than yellow mustard.

[@jeffis321]

This is a comedy sketch show. I think it may have been a part of the joke.

[@sintua]

@Ellis Dee Exactly, I bet that joke was derived from the actual planning of the skit when they realized they need to just dye a bucket with yellow ink because they can't afford that much mustard.

[@idiotidiot5821]

Narc

[@dizzle47daking15]

Wow whoever never saw this show is a lower life form this is true genius I miss it so much

[@Sonichero151]

Anyone wanna go help out poor Rapaport?

[@sbh_tx]

If this was actually rural Michigan they would’ve been shot

[@robertjohnsonfox8829]

Goddamned....mustard progr'm... Funniest shit ive heard in days.

[@panic--panic--]

@8:29 Both of them have the "parents absolutely crazed from sleep deprivation look" down pat. I'm actually very uncomfortable watching this. Incredible job.

[@grendelum]

They *_seriously_* need to make _”The Loveliest Bride”_ someday...

[@ExtremeSquared]

The teacher from kindergarten cons really made it big with his role in the universally-beloved Ghostbusters reboot.

[@Maikologi]

This the first time i've heard him say "Chairs nothing to do" lmaoo

[@dietdrano1059]

I love how the names of alien planets and orginizations in the first skit are all perscription drugs

[@redonk1740]

11:05 rake yohn's version of hell. i bet he couldn't even watch this.

[@CornishGuilt]

Parenting by sarcasm... may be something to the idea

[@Ericcartmanlovessiri]

Lol it said Milo Cyrus and his name tag said Hank

[@raffleticket4295]

hank montana and milo cyrus

[@MisterBones223]

Table monsters always get me during my family reunions

[@ashkenad]

I was sad when they took that shot at MASH during the table monster sketch

[@lord_insany]

MASH is the reddit of shows, grow up

[@ashkenad]

maskull what does that even mean

[@LegoLoos2006]

M*A*S*H is bloody great, especially the movie

[@nodnoc9627]

RIP Trevor Moore. My sense of humor was definitely influenced by these guys from a young age and I’m truly glad to have known and loved his work

[@Georg3e]

Me too! He's one of many people whose inspired me to create my own content online!

[@zacheysflip859]

I actually want to watch kindergarten cons and musterded

[@busyak]

The crack sketch is just impeccable

[@AtomicFlounder42]

I would actually watch 12 seasons of kindergarten con's, thats such a good idea

[@Thurstyj9093]

Did anyone notice they describe timmy as “cross dresser” in the mustard skit? Hahaha

[@gbm6882]

kindergarten cons is unironically a good show

[@goodoc8248]

why is it only that one specific town lol it's so random

[@RobeonMew]

You've been Yellow Mustarded! Hosted By Linus Tech Tips

[@Morristown337]

This is how the show Colony started.

[@DJdude250]

Oh my god, Timmy kissed a girl!?~

[@danielfukyouston5319]

God i love this show. It mustve been so fun and cool for them to make this at their age. I'd be like me, Oh i just produce and star in my own t.v. show.

[@matrixmelter8619]

Yeah

[@Tom-re6zo]

is no one gonna talk about how the aliens are called Xanex?

[@teenfromtexas7579]

Nope just let it happen

[@chunkyryan5233]

is sam wearing the glasses from the fight club sketch?

[@laurelcook9078]

I love the "Holy shit!" at the end XD

[@gravyholicbear]

“I’m gonna go and try to take a shit.” Is probably the funniest thing anyone has ever said!

[@sicksavagelife5680]

I like how all the alien species are named after prescription drugs lol

[@pinkfloydguy7781]

Trevor in the mustard sketch looks like a Christopher Walken cosplayer

[@mobrothelegend2343]

22:12 that guy is in a abusive relationship

[@Skinned_fried_n_cut_up_potato]

I would watch kindergarten cons

[@sinnlygormes9089]

what is it baby nothing oh thank you how i feel when i hear babies cry haha

[@LobsterPuncher]

Ted Ruxpin, Milo Cyrus... I miss this show so much.

[@Apocalyptikai]

5:36 is one of the best WKUK moments I've ever seen

[@rasmussyrjala1370]

Loved the crack sketch

[@ducklord8819]

"Dale Jenkins: Cross-dresser"

[@DemstarAus]

Table Monster Girlfriends are just so perfectly murderable.

[@turdfurg47]

Anyone notice the aliens came from the xanax galaxy and were robotussians ?

[@BudStickly]

"Here's a pager if you need any more " 😂

[@ndowroccus4168]

Nice!!! A rare Cameo from Neil Casey (Other Space)….

[@zeropointnineninenine4951]

Dale Jenkins: cross-dresser lol

[@dorocook1426]

13:03 probably my favorite joke in the whole episode

[@aarontheperson6867]

love the name gags. the mechanic named milo cyrus lol

[@theRiver_joan]

you know, some crack would reeeally hit the spot right now...

[@tiafp]

lmfao that crack sketch made me genuinely SAD.

[@FrostBite-oy5us]

16:46 Lego Star Wars death sound effect.

[@Sylarkinesis]

YES I thought I was the only one!

[@grendelum]

_”you said waggle”_

[@Gibblegobblegoob]

I miss you guys you guys don't get the credit you deserve for the influence on internet culture

[@uniquechannelname764]

ICarly fetish huh

[@tharealmikezee3165]

Lol yellow mustard is in MI? Funny. We don't talk like that haha. They sound like TN or AL lol

[@bootif]

This is hitting home in 2020

[@jameshetfield2513]

I would love to meet these guys :)

[@littlebeesam]

The crack skit is so fuckimg funny, I love when they just make real political skits in the middle of super silly skits 💀💀

[@pisssommelier768]

Your profile pick gave me aids

[@Skinned_fried_n_cut_up_potato]

9:35 XD I looked away from the screen at thought they shot the baby

[@VeracityTrigger]

It's OK, I know how to make it go down lol

[@vincentd.mercille1342]

Easily the best episode. 😂

[@SonGoku-mj5pq]

12:04 I always remembered his name, but for years I couldn't remember what context it was from, now I know.

[@tucegs522]

call of duty ghosts really took that plane skit and said “bet”

[@codys8660]

Timmy in drag is a total "Karen"

[@TheJohnGway]

ahhh i love the yellow mustard sketch

[@hyperhektor7733]

0:38 man the hole alien part is so sic xD

[@duhmonke]

The Crack skit is S+ tier