WKUK I Teached A Whale

Whitest Kids U' Know
Season 2
Episode 5
Clip 3

[@23Belligerent]

"Behold, I am among you" Every time I walk into a room, public place, or answer my phone, this will be the standard message.

[@willsux9110]

O

[@lucaskane6571]

i hope you're still doing this

[@Ronam0451]

​@@lucaskane6571he never did

[@PoisonWoah]

I absolutely LOVE the part where billy is like "it is as you say" goes for the handshake* and the part where "behold I am among you" then goes for the Handshake

[@nathanbune2293]

***** for a kid, you're really smart. #Respect

[@J4ckmaestro]

Nathan Bune you're intelligence during your lifetime never changes, only your knowledge does, so anyone who is smart when they're 50 was probably an intelligent kid. So when you say "for a kid", it doesn't really change much

[@lwoleroy6004]

Count Jacula Well I certainly feel smarter now than I did when I was 8.

[@J4ckmaestro]

Lwo Leroy I'm sure you'll think that, but your brain really hasn't changed too much, you've just learnt more, but it doesn't change your intelligence

[@ZombryaTheDark]

***** there's a pornstar that has your name

[@Chronochrome]

i really wanna know what the hell was going through the mind of whoever pitched this

[@silvereagle90000]

Chronochrome High saturation of LSD.

[@caustic-io7fl]

silvereagle90000 a fellow psychonaut I see

[@superhacker35]

cool two fellow psychonauts. Silvereagle I saw you comment on some other WKUK vids

[@lovesosaJDPON]

Some good weed for sure

[@wolfcub1835]

Probably high on a gallon of PCP

[@bigpooplittlepoop]

"my brother let me try marijuana." I'm so weak

[@arthas640]

thats pretty much every 13 year old boy in middle school

[@kam2894]

@@arthas640 can confirm

[@Rawbdog]

"A dolphin jumped out of the water 20 ft. and on its way down clubbed a girl in the head with a lead pipe." LMAO!!!

[@tommynorthwood]

I feel like maybe sailor Sam, did it..

[@Unga_Bunga]

Was probably just agent 47 disguised as a dolphin, and the girl his target.

[@soulsistah102]

Steven went on to grow a mustache, move to Mexico, and train creatures of the sea. Good for Steven.

[@willmcpherson2]

I love how this sketch is structured like an old nursery rhyme

[@thepotatoshow1887]

Explain.

[@cheapshotmike1091]

NO SEAT BELT FOR BILLY!!!

[@rockkevinrock]

When Zach says "Fuck permission slips!!!" I laugh every time.

[@robinb.2745]

"Home of the sea creatures of the world, AND BEYOND!" Also "me llamo is Mrs. Lambert" hahaha I forgot how well written this skit it.

[@LiverpoolRetroGamer]

'It is as you say'

[@galifan]

I walk among you.

[@boogernights1]

"It is as you say." "Oh my gosh!"

[@MR_MIRTH]

Defeating a sandwich, only makes it tastier.

[@MS-dm1wj]

Damn you, caca carrot cake

[@CrateProductions]

"Behold, I am among you" XD

[@Nick-fo4um]

I have built my life around this video for seven years. Please help me.

[@aprilyear2011]

Please teach us all to transcend

[@mr.glabalabadubeestuthemex3845]

Nick Cortez You should be the one helping us.

[@hatujemeletsplayeryheskyce6460]

You taught a whale to jump out of its tail?

[@Noah-nk5og]

Did you reached a whale to jump out of its tale or can you make w’hale

[@somerandomarmydude]

"Fuck permission slips!!!"

[@lolrus5555]

What the fuck is a 'WAHALE!?'

[@ThomasW215PHL]

My favorite part.

[@lemongrabracing71]

well... what the fuck is a WAHALEE

[@Noah-nk5og]

It’s like a chalupa but it isn’t a chalupa and it has whale

[@gamingden444]

"WHAT THE FUCK IS A WHAHALE?" I'm dead XD

[@JohannWendt]

"you would have to be like the greatest whale trainer ever born to do something like that" "it is as you say" "oh my gosh..."

[@Chrisiscool50]

"im gonna do it everyday for the rest of my life"

[@themillers2945]

I Can't believe you're gone Trevor Moore. R.i.p. I have had the most laughter in my life because of you, right when I lost 3 grandparents just weeks from each other and depression was hitting me hard you all made my days better. Love and respect to you all and all you have done for all of use the last 14 years. If you see this at all twkyk and family. Thank you for the laughs and sorry for your loss. 🦕🦖

[@misanthropicisolation4013]

"Alright class, get your shit, we're going to Florida!" "What about permission slips?" "FUCK PERMISSION SLIPS!!!!"

[@edwardwilliford1990]

My favorite part.

[@BombWarning]

"Fuck permission slips!", "Billy, I will beat you LIFELESS!", and "It's kinda like a chalupa. There's whale in it." Omg, dying.

[@pezdespencer8899]

Rest In Peace Trevor

[@cgme7076]

These really bring me back. It’s the best form of anti-depressant without having to take medication 😁

[@mandelorean6243]

There are a few other things I can think of that just may be better pickmeups

[@RichT519]

haha. its so funny when he is like behold i am among you and tries to shake his hand

[@LucidDream]

"It is as you say..." "...Oh my god." xD

[@EndlessVacuum]

zach's hair is really nice in this sketch he's so pretty

[@markzuckerberg4466]

he makes a very pretty woman

[@sentientmlem727]

Cam back after learning about the news. RIP Trevor. You're gonna make God laugh so hard!

[@gglovesgorillazmj7784]

omg sameee yes he indeed will be making god and all the angels laugh up in heaven 💖✨🙏

[@Cubsrthegreatest]

Love how Sam's ass is hanging halfway off of the boat but is not making them flip over or falling in. True core strength!

[@mandelorean6243]

Sea legs... Butt

[@JONCOOK61420]

But it’s not the starboard side!

[@adamrojas9235]

i love when he says that he is the person capable of teaching the whale they just believe him lol

[@Alex-mv7ym]

I just clipped all 20 of my nails and it feels real good

[@Numonkei]

"...Guess you can't prove me a liar, haha", then the same high-five I always give my lawyer when we get out of the courthouse.

[@matth3w2002]

Just here to pay my respects. 😔😔 Rest In Peace Trevor.

[@HerpaDurpVg]

One of their best skits lol

[@charliec6286]

RIP Trevor Moore finally finished every video in his honor

[@BluegrassAndLimestone]

2:38 "oh my god-" Damn it, I miss this show.

[@jinx17]

Behold. I am among you.

[@anthonylongobardo2623]

behold i am among you

[@slimpikin82]

This is my favorite sketch that they’ve done

[@Itsaluigi123]

I want a supportive tour guide like Timmy in my everyday life

[@truthseeker-heyoka]

Wow, Zach playing the part of Mrs. Lambert has no business being this hot

[@HiGlowie]

Right? Dude looks better than most of my Hinge dates.

[@Montag11791]

Finally, the eight wandering tribes of México will be united!

[@5orgen51]

Maybe

[@Youngbloodda1st]

notice that when timmy says some kid stabbed sham-sham in the eye billy looks away ;D

[@Noosesance]

We will miss you Trevor..

[@Imabeatyouman]

A whale off the "STARPORT" side! xD that was lulz

[@Gurtington]

This summer I teached a whale 🤣🤣 i fucking love Trevor

[@dtduck21]

"and you calling me a liar is damaging my self esteam!" hahahaha

[@saucy_tunes]

This was the first KZbin video I ever watched

[@RonniiV]

Nothing gets me to question my sexuality more than some WKUK cross-dressing.

[@tommynorthwood]

I like how they edited part of his hand gestures out so others couldn't do this to other whales.

[@martinarden9705]

I had a teacher that said the same thing. We never had to take home permission slips and we took a field trip to the liquor store every day. She bought her special grape juice that made her really nice after three or four glasses, but she never shared it with us. She was the meanest kindergarten teacher EVER.

[@RaditzPedro71]

Magic school bus?

[@kyawthu755]

If I were a teacher...... "Ok class, we're going on a field trip" *what about permission slips?* "FUCK PERMISSION SLIPS"

[@DrunkDuckXD]

son of a bitch billy...

[@JuanManuel-bs6yg]

I love this show

[@rockkevinrock]

I love it when Darren speaks Spanish.

[@DonLangosta]

It's a Mexican dish, comprised of a flour tortilla, spiced meat, cheese, and fresh vegetables.

[@nickjordan7671]

My name is Timmy Williams and I am official sea greeter here for Sea Land Orlando, home to sea creatures of the world *and beyond*

[@TemenosL]

He makes SUCH a cute drag teacher!

[@joethehero2]

Now I want a Wahale.

[@fenslau29]

"FUCK PERMISSION SLIPS" 😂😂😂

[@tarelgoe7253]

"TEACHED"

[@GArgy131313]

I wonder how confused Steven was when he walked back into class

[@daviddoyonjr5774]

I miss Trevor 😭

[@ryderdrew]

why did they stop making the show

[@Ryodakun]

It was just too good. They were afraid that the show would become so good that the universe would collapse.

[@Jengochase]

Ryodakun The same would happen if Embryonic Beer were put on the market.

[@Ryodakun]

That's the joke Chase ;)

[@SC2LuckyStrikes]

Pretty much they were running out of ideas. They preferred to leave behind something great and not have the shows quality go down.

[@majeseuti8849]

*cough* spongebob *cough*

[@RootbeerAndBeans]

"Behold, I am among you."

[@susanbwallabe]

"it is as you say "

[@Nanorobotic]

"Fuck permission slips!" Man how come I never got any teachers that were insane in the fun way? The most any of mine did was stab an overhead projector with a knife.

[@hund7458]

My craziest teacher got arrested for trying to kill her husband

[@C_Train74]

Zach giving off real Mr. Crocker vibes on this one.

[@derrickgriffin2115]

"Then where did you teach these whales to jump out of their tails?" "Florida!" "Son of a bitch Billy"

[@jongmagee]

My favorite part is when Sam speaks.

[@GabePuratekuta]

Oh yeah? Well, I once teached a dolphin to club people with a lead pipe.

[@robinalonso-desouza7245]

Phineas and Ferb when they go back to school

[@HiGlowie]

Love Fin and Pherbdaddy. At first, I thought it’d be corny, but it’s a hilarious show.

[@cavsfan080]

this video was so much better than i expected

[@theawesomegamr]

1:43 now THATS how you drive, just turn the steering wheel back and forth xD

[@aidenolson1242]

I hate to say this but the dude dressed as a teacher kinda makes a hot girl

[@nik4456]

Aiden Olson That's Zach and he always makes the best women on this show. He totally passes as one and has the facial expressions and voice down.

[@GirlPlus]

+Ni N and what of Timmy then? (I know Timmy makes a shitty chick)

[@sledgecorp]

Oh my god... You're right.

[@Ezekiel_Allium]

Kinda?

[@classwarnews9056]

Boy you would love Ru Paul's drag race

[@jacobely6826]

"What the fuck is a wa-halay" Classic XD

[@Fyreswing]

"it is as you say"

[@linden6190]

1:59 ... Well, that aged poorly

[@Mrfuriosir]

Don't worry guys, the black kid was actually edited in using a green screen so the other children were never in any danger

[@Zilchyify]

"Once saw a dolphin jump 20 feet out of the water, and then on its way down it clubbed a girl on the head with a lead pipe"

[@TheGansterman99]

BILLY IS THE WORLDS GREATEST FUCKIN WHALE TRAINER

[@Zapp_Brannag1n]

I love that this is incredibly low quality even on their own official channel

[@922NR]

You have to be like the greatest whale trainer ever born to do that! it is as you say omg...

[@RyanLinton]

@CRASDFGH After watching it again, I think Zach says 'starport'. Thanks for the correction though. Learn something new everyday.

[@nwilczyn]

Fuck permission slips!

[@theotakux5959]

Ha. Akron. That's near where I am.

[@swiftfox33]

"i couldve have showed it how to get away from his tail.." "BILLY!! SHUT UP!!

[@ethanbarbare2755]

The really crazy part is how he said teached and not taught

[@eeecool2]

exactly what i was thinking. That's the irony of the sketch, the teacher is occupying herself with nonsense while she should be teaching them proper english XD

[@WinterFantasy13]

If I was a teacher, I would more than likely be like this to my students.

[@whatno5090]

"Sealand Orlando, Home to seacreatures of the world and beyond" did anybody notice this

[@Noah-nk5og]

It’s much like Bed Bath & Beyond. The beyond is something incomprehensible to humans that results in madness for any onlookers.

[@kathrynhettinger1321]

"Me llama is mrs. Lambert."

[@stephencronin1080]

Sea creatures of the world... and Beyond? What kind of cosmic horrors reside in Sea Land Orlando?

[@superkid12345]

best wkuk sketch.....except for toilet cam

[@squat224]

"I am among you."

[@nuggetking1012]

At my school, there are kids that think that the Narwhal doesn't exist...

[@xwolfgaming1250]

give him an applause i mean after all he teached a whale to jump out of its tail

[@chex6121]

"Sea land, 10 miles, here we go!"

[@TheIGiveUp75]

Best skit I've seen so far.

[@Talie101333]

love the ending "HOLY SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!" xD

[@EndLess009]

BILLY I WILL BEAT YOU LIFELESS!!! LMAO