WLN Presents: Ryan Stiles Hoedowns

We here at Whose Line Nation have compiled a video of every single hoedown verse sung by Ryan Stiles on the US run of "Whose Line is it Anyway?"

[@wossonjohn85]

when all else fails, rhyme "Scary" with "Drew Carey"!

[@sevadaj]

And "Hairy" :-)

[@jordynstief3225]

wossonjohn85 Involuntary. Don’t forget involuntary.

[@mightyoneproductions2232]

Can't do that anymore. Quick, what rhymes with Ayesha Tayler?

[@jackdonkey11]

@@mightyoneproductions2232 I see a failure. Btw her name is Aisha Tyler...

[@williama.walker2287]

@@mightyoneproductions2232 I thought of a rhyme that is really really scary The person sitting behind the desk is Aisha Tyler Perry.

[@sebastianley5779]

The hoedown tune is burned into my head. Save me.

[@beesly01]

+Sebastian Ley ..clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap

[@ackbarfan5556]

+Sebastian Ley EMBRASS IT! EMBRASS THE TUNE!

[@StealthMaster86]

It didn't take long to see what was wrong I knew that it was just went on and on and now every time I try to sing along I wake up screaming just singing this ol' song

[@isitbriannieves]

I can't get this hoedown theme out of my head. I sing hoedowns to myself whenever I'm in bed. When I do a hoedown, I don't really care 'Cause I know there are much worse things I could be doing there.

[@IrishKeshiHead]

Singing about a hoedown it's really not my thing At least it as song that you really don't need to sing But quite frankly though the song is really class Especially when with Ryan styles and his wise-cracking ass!

[@NikolaiKrstic]

This video is like one of their jokes. "Hi, we'll be right back to 20 minutes of hoedowns in just a second."

[@michaelfalkner1186]

No no. Ryan: "And now for a very special three-hour Hoedown." (As you probably know, there IS a 3-hour Hoedown video on KZbin.)

[@JeremiahKlarman]

“Hoedown, the never ending story”

[@shewasaworkingclassgirl9998]

I now understand the amount of passion that Ryan puts into hating hoedowns

[@gedias1]

It was very advantageous for the performers to have a host whose name rhymed with "scary."

[@olivermensinger6022]

Still haven’t figured out what rhymes with Aisha’s last name.

[@luckystiff5695]

@@olivermensinger6022 near rhymes count, and there are plenty for that

[@ArcienPlaysGames]

I don't think there's enough credit given to whoever stitched these clips together in a way that makes it sound like one long hoedown. The transitions are mostly on-beat and everything

[@BigBreakfast25]

The editing on this really is awesome. They put some love into it for sure

[@timicus2]

I just wish they had given me time to laugh after each one before starting the next one.

[@SRHtheHedgehog]

I listen to the extremely long hoedown and wonder if this is the eternal purgatory Ryan has been placed in lol

[@greymurphy9314]

I scrolled down for one reason, and that was to say this. The editing is as perfect as it can be. And even when he clearly can't get the timing perfect, he fades one audio out and fades the other in. That editor needs a raise.

[@jakeg3126]

i kinda miss the everyone repeating the last line

[@annareawalker5688]

The one about the vet that ends with "so I had him put to sleep" really makes me laugh.

[@jackdog06]

Phew, thank god they censored that dreadful word... “hand”

[@Sewingbee23]

I can rest easy tonight 😂

[@codyeble6764]

Or Mrs Claus

[@VeritasMiles]

Of course it was a masturbation joke, but yeah, odd choice to censor a clean word.

[@andyhaochizhang]

@@VeritasMiles the funny thing is this is one of those cases where the censorship itself enhanced the "dirtiness" of the verse

[@TheTradge]

The halloween outtake is by far my favourite, you know from the moment he starts it that this is going to be something they can't broadcast! XD

[@yathao]

Breaks my heart seeing Ryan old now. Iv been watching his hoedowns since I was a kid.

[@AceripXF]

I didnt know they were still doing the shoes till recently

[@catherinetrancess1111]

same here

[@clarkymt]

fr

[@olivermensinger6022]

The dude is 69 now. That’s scary.

[@ZMS463]

I know, it's kinda bizarre. I had abit of a crush on him when I was a teen and watching the UK and early US ones. 😂 it's hard to think he's "old" now!!!

[@oliverwhitaker5760]

The censor had a field day with the Christmas one!

[@hunterc.260]

I think he said “Every Christmas Eve, you’ll find me (fucking Mrs. Claus)”

[@chrishuston1992]

​@@hunterc.260😭😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Lilbitpurp]

It's 2AM and I should be asleep But whose line is it anyway is so addicting I can not stop watching I can't turn off my phone I'm watching this whole video In my room alone.

Literally me, right now

[@batteryacidenthusiast]

Is it bad I read this in the hoedown tune

[@lewismurphy8078]

join the club sister

[@Imuhmess]

Alex Smith n

[@alm265]

Alex Smith Same lol

[@Guagadu]

This video needs to be renamed to "The many way to rhyme with 'Drew Carey'"

[@Mr1930s]

Guagadu scary and hairy😄

[@g.b569]

Poor Ryan, he hated these things with a passion.

[@steveschmitt6933]

“If i gotta sing another hoe down-ill slit my fucking wrists” -Ryan Stiles (18:29) the original gangster beating the censorship in the 90’s

[@starrytc5384]

I've been binge watching Hoedowns so much that I just said my nightly prayer in the tune of one...I need help

[@r9k_YT]

Can someone count how many of these are roasting Drew Carey?

[@robrophside3691]

17

[@BaconWrappedCupcake]

This was published the day I had to put my dog down. It helped me to smile again. ♥

[@BaconWrappedCupcake]

***** Thank you. ♥ I was telling the truth. And I had to put the other one down last month.

[@lonely_crash2059]

And this year the next one :(

[@B75MMP]

Im so sorry for your loss. I have the same story, but with me it was my grandma.

[@olivermensinger6022]

I also had to put dog down not too long ago. Feel sorry for your loss.

[@JeremiahKlarman]

Whose Line has gotten me through so many hard times. Sorry about your dog.:)

[@waynofour]

I liked this compilation. It was great to reminisce. I laughed many times as I sat and watched this. There is only one video that would outdo this for me. Come on guys and please make one for Colin Mochrie!!!

[@B75MMP]

Thank you

[@akgonen60]

colin mochrieeeeee !!!!!!!!

[@carlosmilan7714]

Nicely done!!

[@waywardgoddess1153]

That would be freakin hilarious

[@chewiec739]

@@akgonen60 I was thinking the same thing

[@stevenA44]

I think the Hoedown is my favorite part of Who's Line, and I really like Ryan Stiles parts. This had got to be one of my favorite videos of Hoedown. I don't know why Ryan doesn't like to do Hoedown because he's really good at it. I know some of them are hard, but he delivers just about all the time! Thank you for putting this together, it was great!

[@b-1battledroid653]

Whenever you here Ryan say anything ending in “ey” or “ie” you know he’s gonna rhyme it with drew Carey

[@lcrs5050]

vending machine and the next blooper hodown are my favorites.

[@obj97gunner89]

lcrs5050 the vending machine is a classic 😂😍

[@macktunez]

Bachelor party lmao Classic Ryan. This is the best show. Period.

[@JS-qn5ly]

🎼 I just finished watching... All of Ryan's rhymes... And suddenly I noticed... Twenty seven times.. Everytime he wants to rhyme... Something with Drew Carey... Usually,Ryan uses "hairy" or "scary"... "hairrrrrry orrr scarrrrry"!!! 🎶🎶🎶🎶

[@olivermensinger6022]

Genius

[@unclecreepy4185]

Oh I like it whenever Ryan sings, Because of all the jokes he always brings. He makes fun of fatties that’s always true, But that’s just because he likes to tease Drew.

[@joshuajohnson2216]

He likes to tease Dreeeeeeew!!!!!!!

[@kidragakas]

Family / Children "Each year we get together, My family and me. And I'll spoil them with a gift, some thoughtful luxury. Last year I made a playpen For Karen's youngest kid Was she grateful, no! She wanted holes in the lid..." "I love doing car trips I bring along my brother We get along unlike any other. He never gives me trouble, I've really got the knack, And if he ask really nicely, I'll leave him the boot lid up a crack"

[@ZMS463]

The vending machine blooper has always been one of my favourites. Loved him ane Colin on the UK version. The US and new US versions are good, but the UK version is always top for me.

[@emmyaladdingenie]

Thank you. This makes my night

[@PetProjects2011]

8:11 So that's why Drew's not hosting anymore....

[@michael16hampton]

Isn't hosting the price is right?

[@kitchenmaiden81]

*7:55

[@alehandroarries6995]

5:55

[@thegameshowguy1]

InvaderPet I think he got tired of Ryan’s insults. I think Ryan really hates Drew.

[@mrlank4325]

@@thegameshowguy1 I think he left because it was a better offer apparently ryan and drew got Along really well

[@nickmills8906]

I love how on WLN what everybody hates is what they are great at

[@TylerFurrison]

How could Laura play that long XD

[@JakeSteele2011]

Great job of editing them together.

[@gagerobinsonsfilms5789]

Amazing editing!!!! Good job!!!

[@julesnorton2138]

this is awesome #iloveryanstiles thankyou for the upload ❤❤❤

[@CorynthianLeather]

Perfect editing with the flow haha

[@youcangonowproductions]

I wish I could one day be a performer on whose line is it anyway and be like the new Ryan Stiles

[@karenwilliams30527]

I sent my brother to the vet, and I had him put to sleep! 😂

[@cora6852]

I love all of these XD

[@Xentagia]

Vending machine was the best one

[@jeffsuderman544]

I sing that one to myself around the house

[@Jake_Broer]

That joke about the hockey player is even funnier now that there's that video of Jonathan Drouin on the bench, with his pants down. lol

[@DimensionX84]

when im watching whose line theres a guy i hope to see you may ask me who it could be then your probably thinkin its colin mocharie thats where your wrong this guys singing makes me smile for miles and miles i will tell you now his name is ryan stiles

[@lunarvirtue7806]

Making a hoedown is harder than it looks It surprised me just how long this one took Now I understand why Ryan hated these Don't bring them back I'm on my knees

[@Azrael095]

Jesus, that was terrible.

[@thickerconstrictor9037]

Lame

[@Gamingbird1323]

Why is right hand beeped out and hell isn't.

[@Shadylee420]

I love how good he is with these but how much he hates them lol

[@noodle4492]

Awesome cut

[@lachlananthony6983]

Ryan is so talented. Wonder why he didn’t like them. Always love the jobs at Drew Cary. To the editor of the well done. Great video.

[@thickerconstrictor9037]

Because of the one we saw they did like 7 in a taping. Having to be the best at them cuz you're last and continue to think of something hilarious is probably a huge pain in the ass

[@lewismurphy8078]

i didn't think 20 minutes was going to be enough but there was so many just for one minute must have been a pain getting all this songs

[@rodpasichnyk9140]

Awesome!

[@danielwilliamson6180]

Ryan does it best.

[@kale2740]

I'd love to see one of these with Colin.

[@Exiodius]

These are in the exact same order as the 3 hour Whose Line compilation. Coincidence? I think not.

[@goldplays7755]

Ryan doesn't get paid enough

[@FlipflopB]

Went on a blind date, I thought it would be fun! Cuz when I ask a girl out, she usually just runs. But then I saw my date and went to hug her from behind. But then she started, cuz she literally was blind!

[@chewiec739]

She was literally blind!

[@JeremiahKlarman]

That would never go with the censor lol. Remember “Blind Jim?”

[@lachlananthony6983]

Always a good laughter

[@anthonyrhodes8115]

KING OF HOEDOWNS!!!

[@chriscruz2468]

lol love these

[@chriscruz2468]

sweet their are still making these

[@RK-yj2fy]

19:45 minutes of pure joy

[@WhalesOfWallStreet]

What a hero

[@davidleahy8770]

Love The IRS Outtake

[@thegameshowguy1]

I keep getting the impression that Ryan hates Drew. I know both of them were on "The Drew Carey Show", but he makes so many cracks at Drew more than Colin or Wayne.

[@Ellidyre]

+Alexander James-Palmer No no he hates Hoedowns, and so he makes fun of Drew in a bid to make Drew not do Hoedowns

[@thegameshowguy1]

Ellidyre But it's not up to Drew to do the Hoedowns. Those are solely up to the producers. Drew/Aisha just hosts the show.

[@Ellidyre]

I realize that but that is why Ryan was always blasting Drew so much

[@lahoevo3gsr]

+Ellidyre dude they are best friends they all mock each other its another thing why the show is great. think you are too sensivtive to even realize.

[@Ellidyre]

No no I know they're best pals, I also know he hates Hoedowns. It's been said that Ryan blasts Drew as a way of rebelling against the hoedowns, not Drew himself. It's one of the things that makes Stiles so damn awesome

[@maddman9876]

man i really could see ryan being the next leslie nieson

[@lch1803]

12:38

[@cristianarteaga1092]

Thats the best one

[@augustburchard426]

18:55 The legend.

[@dongerz9760]

Ever notice that in a certain angle, Ryan looks like Charlie Sheen?

[@alexamerling79]

I love how much Ryan hates hoedowns considering he is the best at them lol

[@tylerwiley4920]

17:39 is the best

[@AutismSingsHD]

@WhoseLineNation Time to update this video, considering newer Hoedowns have aired since this one: Farmer, Cowboy, Baseball 1 and Baseball 2, Plastic Surgery, Pilot, Plumber, Astronaut, and Marriage, among others.

[@peymanjo]

04:37 "We're from south and my sister is my AUNT " I lost it :))

[@TheJStale]

Still don't know why they censored "hand" or "Mrs. Claus".... and they censor "penis" some times and don't censor it others xD

[@patsycarey4996]

stuck to the lid

[@musicloverme3993]

12:28 Artic Tern!!!

[@ashleyfordham-harper4807]

Drew Carey's thong.

[@TheAtomicANetwork]

is there one with the ones from collin?

[@lunanation2384]

2:39 LOL😁😂😂

[@BarberShave19]

Can we get more Hoedown rhymes in the comment section please?

[@lancer525]

I never liked these Hoedowns, I think they are a bore. Whenever they come on, I just run right for the door! Just like Ryan Stiles, I get really annoyed, Watching all these hoedowns is as fun as a hemorrhoid! I don’t like these Hoedowns, they’re not my favorite sketch. Watching them is not real fun, I only want to retch. Whenever they come on, I start climbing up the wall. The best part about them is watching Laura Hall!

[@dianatodorowa5542]

LOl He used to roast Drew a lot :D

[@hashpling]

[@AdMiKa]

4:25 - 4:40 I admit I had to pause it here to figure out if that scenario could actually happen. Turns out it can. (I know, I’m weird like that.)

[@BlueWolfGaming-iq3wj]

Admit it. 18:25 is the best one

[@thickerconstrictor9037]

I liked the IRS one better

[@SandevistanSeanzo]

This show is amazing! I like the new host Aisha Tyler, but this show hit different with Drew Carey as host

[@syedmasroorhussain]

What's the censored verse at the end of the Christmas hoedown?

[@Jekyll08]

"Every Christmas Eve you'll find me porking Mrs. Claus.

[@cora6852]

1:54 XD

[@michaelfalkner1186]

Poor Melissa.

[@HeadsetGuy]

Um... Why did you blur out the ABC Family logo, if you don't mind my asking?

[@jordynstief3225]

Headset Guy It was to avoid copyright violations.

[@connorweir1993]

Best 19 minutes ever spent

[@DisKorruptd]

hey, when you upload new videos, do you take the time to do audio-balancing now? or do you just leave in the constant volume changes still?

[@g.b569]

Did the booty remark get the censors upset because there was a ruckus after he said it.

[@thickerconstrictor9037]

Na they just picked the best one and used it from that taping

[@g.b569]

@@thickerconstrictor9037 Ah okay, thanks.

[@pacus123]

Sad to see Ryan age so much. :-(

[@squidwardtortellini7332]

Same goes for Colin.

[@AceripXF]

Squidward Tortellini was just gonna say the same thing

[@ZMS463]

I thought the same but he is going on 70 (65 I guess when you made this comment). So bizarre to see. Loved the UK and these early US ones as a teen.

[@far22186]

Why is he wiping his eyes so slowly.

[@jordynstief3225]

far22186 I think it was because he was getting a headache from the hoedowns.

[@AceripXF]

Jordyn Stief or trying to concentrait wut he wants to sing

[@jordynstief3225]

@@AceripXF That too.

[@cadillacdeville5828]

18:37 🤣🤣🤣

[@bxtr6817]

*some of these are quiet*

[@Diamondelle84]

2:38 Shaaaaaade!

[@jackcherbourg2899]

Because I was afraid to speak When I was just a lad Me father gave me nose a tweak And told me I was bad But then one day I learned a word That saved me aching nose The foulest word you ever heard And this is how it goes

[@letsgothriftshopping84]

i just fell

[@terumikami4]

despite he hate hoedown so much, he done good job tho. 😂😂

[@TheNativeEngine]

Who's Melissa?

[@brch2]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/n5XTkJ6qac10j6s She is carried on stage starting just before the two minute mark (by Wayne, whose quirk is that he's a Godzilla vs. King Kong movie).

[@saiga5476]

Melissa was a member of the audience. During one of the skits, Wayne was supposed to be King Kong and he brought Melissa up to the stage as if she were the beautiful hostage girl, and at one point he lifted her in a bear hug and accident pulled her skirt up, which was noticed and commented on. So Ryan included her in his hoedown lines.

[@collinlongeill5979]

18:40

[@ntgm8]

What if all of these were real?

[@ZMS463]

😂😂😂

[@Torraduke]

Singing a song about a vending machine. Don't you know that its really not my scene. Trying to think of something clever with a little twist. If we do another hoedown I'll slit my fucking wrist!

[@MopShrudel]

lol