"Woke" Functional Coaches Need to Stop!

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Zack Telander

Zack Telander

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@vanslatery941
@vanslatery941 5 жыл бұрын
Athlete: *Literally just walks* Functional coach: "You have destroyed your body"
@AaSpike17
@AaSpike17 5 жыл бұрын
You laugh but this is basically Kelly Starrett milking all those middle aged weekend warrior dollars circa 2010.
@mojo5093
@mojo5093 5 жыл бұрын
AaSpike17 - is Kelly Starrett the name of the guy being critiqued?
@AaSpike17
@AaSpike17 5 жыл бұрын
@@mojo5093 No. Kelly Starrett is the mobility wod guy and author of becoming a supple leopard. He got super popular during the early days of crossfit.
@philipmeisterl
@philipmeisterl 5 жыл бұрын
AaSpike17 oh yeah the guy showing the only way to squat claiming wr have been made with his technique while every doctor/researcher says the way he teaches it will basically destroy a lot of peoples joints
@fubar1984
@fubar1984 5 жыл бұрын
@@philipmeisterl Kelly Starrett is a doctor in Physical Therapy.
@Ithenos
@Ithenos 5 жыл бұрын
Maybe the real reverse movement technology was the friends we made along the way.
@johntrains1317
@johntrains1317 4 жыл бұрын
LMFAO
@oscarsclavi1649
@oscarsclavi1649 3 жыл бұрын
JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA......thats deep
@skoverton5553
@skoverton5553 3 жыл бұрын
. Arguably the best comment ever posted
@dilbopillobobip7528
@dilbopillobobip7528 3 жыл бұрын
the beauty of a comment on youtube.. bringing joy a year later
@McClane4Ever.
@McClane4Ever. 3 жыл бұрын
Hahahaha!
@joshj939
@joshj939 5 жыл бұрын
I wish I could use “reverse movement technology” to un-hear everything that guy said. It’s crazy to think that some people would actually buy into this
@itsbroiled
@itsbroiled 5 жыл бұрын
his words make no sense the way he puts them together, he's doing some dyslexic voodoo
@mindblown42069
@mindblown42069 5 жыл бұрын
Haha that made me laugh, don’t forget the trademark symbol ™️ 😂
@slayermill8621
@slayermill8621 5 жыл бұрын
When I listened to this guy explaining the movement I just thought of Chris Farley in Tommy Boy trying to b.s his dad. "I was just checking the spec's on the... rotary... girder... I'm retarded".
@Sl1ceSlice
@Sl1ceSlice 5 жыл бұрын
The more i listen to this guy, the more likely it is that my brain cells implode. I've never been so confused
@nimsu
@nimsu 5 жыл бұрын
People are desperate for results without lifting heavy with the classical movements. It's a disease that needs remedy.
@RohannvanRensburg
@RohannvanRensburg 3 жыл бұрын
I can confirm this. I spend a lot of time playing guitar and when my body went into a fight or flight situation I immediately sat down in the classical position because of the million thousand reps of guitar I did. Almost died.
@T0tenkampf
@T0tenkampf 3 жыл бұрын
Lmao
@stephend50
@stephend50 3 жыл бұрын
Nods with serious expression in violin
@RohannvanRensburg
@RohannvanRensburg 2 жыл бұрын
@Devon Hæbermän Amazing.
@relentlessgaming6009
@relentlessgaming6009 2 жыл бұрын
If you feel like sharing i would really like to know what happend and how you almost died. Sounds like a awesome and horrible story at the same time!
@DTDrake
@DTDrake 5 жыл бұрын
Using “reverse movement technology” to back my Jeep out of my driveway.
@itsbroiled
@itsbroiled 5 жыл бұрын
Functional AF
@Devyn_LV
@Devyn_LV 5 жыл бұрын
Damn, were can I buy this reverse movement technology?
@BradleyGibbs
@BradleyGibbs 3 жыл бұрын
My bike doesn't have a reverse gear, so I have biological reverse movement technology🤔
@Milo-il9qc
@Milo-il9qc 3 жыл бұрын
@@BradleyGibbs your bike is highly dysfunctional obviously. i got can give you a link to my paypal for an easy fix
@BradleyGibbs
@BradleyGibbs 3 жыл бұрын
@@Milo-il9qc my phone also uses reverse movement technology, I'll have to give you my PayPal link instead and see if that works.
@seanclarke6733
@seanclarke6733 5 жыл бұрын
Dad: ok son back out of the driveway Me: using reverse movement technology? Are you insane?
@bobbysayer5801
@bobbysayer5801 4 жыл бұрын
dad's car has left the chat
@seanclarke6733
@seanclarke6733 4 жыл бұрын
K_ Mpatzi it’s ok we installed a rotating disc on the driveway so we never have to reverse. Much healthier
@localboys7449
@localboys7449 4 жыл бұрын
@@bobbysayer5801 reverse gear has left the chat
@hamzaa.8082
@hamzaa.8082 3 жыл бұрын
lol 😂
@mihailmilev9909
@mihailmilev9909 3 жыл бұрын
@@hamzaa.8082 lol
@igorsdern2327
@igorsdern2327 5 жыл бұрын
''when your body is in a fight or flight mode, your body is going to go to reverse movement technology''
@knoblauchdittrich7412
@knoblauchdittrich7412 5 жыл бұрын
Had I only known sooner ;(
@Eduza0
@Eduza0 5 жыл бұрын
This guys must be really good reverse runners then
@sabertoothwallaby2937
@sabertoothwallaby2937 5 жыл бұрын
This hurt
@climb206
@climb206 5 жыл бұрын
If a bear showed up out of nowhere, that person training with reverse movement technology will be the first one out of there so maybe it isn’t a bad thing.
@Svensvenson7777
@Svensvenson7777 5 жыл бұрын
I love how he’s talking about fight or flight and the athlete is just simply walking. I mean I guess he thinks people run with the same gait as they walk?
@nam658_9
@nam658_9 4 жыл бұрын
‘Reverse Forwards’ This man is probably the most intelligent individual ever birthed from the human race
@mindblown42069
@mindblown42069 5 жыл бұрын
“Reverse movement technology” got me every time. I’m a chartered sports scientist and I have PhD in neuropsychology and I can honestly say you’re a breath of fresh air in the KZbin fitness/lifting scene. You have understanding, personality, you can lift, and you call out shit when you see it. Keep it up man.
@Ahmed-vk8pv
@Ahmed-vk8pv 5 жыл бұрын
Don't forget the skillful editing!
@commentconnoisseur1001
@commentconnoisseur1001 5 жыл бұрын
>I'm a chartered sports scientist and I have a PhD in neuropsychology >pic unrelated
@mmma5261
@mmma5261 5 жыл бұрын
Now we have new term RMT
@mindblown42069
@mindblown42069 5 жыл бұрын
Comment Connoisseur lol, pic very much unrelated, in fact my life in general is very unrelated these days.
@mindblown42069
@mindblown42069 5 жыл бұрын
MMMA yeah it’s a new one on me, not entirely sure why the T is needed however 😂
@HeekFitness
@HeekFitness 5 жыл бұрын
I deadlifted 180 kg, I can't even imagine snatching it.
@bige8949
@bige8949 5 жыл бұрын
Takes fucking serious shoulders... Me and my injured shoulder joint will never snatch more than 100
@bige8949
@bige8949 5 жыл бұрын
@Chaitan Reddy Squatting 180 wouldn't be that difficult, try putting 200 on a squat machine and you could probably do it. The rest is just the stabilizer muscles.
@Ron-gq4yl
@Ron-gq4yl 5 жыл бұрын
@@bige8949 theres quite a big difference between a squat machine and a normal squat mate
@thebar2021
@thebar2021 5 жыл бұрын
@@bige8949 I really hope that was a joke and if not its pretty clear you've never squatted 180
@ChristAcolyte
@ChristAcolyte 5 жыл бұрын
@@bige8949 Stupid comment
@mattwestlake114
@mattwestlake114 5 жыл бұрын
Fantastic content- never feel the need to apologize for offering criticism. You've proven beyond any doubt that you aren't just out to roast. Your thoughtful and well-informed views are always appreciated!
@MistarWick1318
@MistarWick1318 5 жыл бұрын
This 👌💓
@stupified007
@stupified007 5 жыл бұрын
Rule of life: Never apologize for hurting someones feelings unless you legitimately regret what you did. It doesn't nothing but reinforce their emotional weakness and diminish your character.
@jvgauthier
@jvgauthier 5 жыл бұрын
A criticism can be harsh or positive ...and it can be deserved or undeserved. If it's both harsh and deserved : so be it.
@MichaelStanwyck
@MichaelStanwyck 5 жыл бұрын
It’s really tragic how the Olympic lifts decrease Matt Fraser’s athleticism.
@Blobbyo25
@Blobbyo25 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah it's so tragic that Clarence Kennedy wasted his athleticism by doing olympic lifting... What a pathetic excuse for an athlete............. I find it difficult to believe these coaches even believe what they're saying
@kmolnardaniel
@kmolnardaniel 3 жыл бұрын
@@Blobbyo25 He takes gear to compenste that.
@Blobbyo25
@Blobbyo25 3 жыл бұрын
@@kmolnardaniel So do all top tier athletes...
@kmolnardaniel
@kmolnardaniel 3 жыл бұрын
@@Blobbyo25 I was just joking. This is a reaccuring joke with Clarwnce :)
@beefjake
@beefjake 3 жыл бұрын
@@Blobbyo25 , of course they do. With all that reverse technogy, what else they could do.
@CodySteckRealEstateVideos
@CodySteckRealEstateVideos 5 жыл бұрын
I didn't know that moving your feet was considered "technology" lol
@espinozapy
@espinozapy 4 жыл бұрын
Practical application of scientific knowledge of moving your feet.
@jass9571
@jass9571 3 жыл бұрын
@@espinozapy yeah but its not technology lol
@tomk3478
@tomk3478 5 жыл бұрын
"You've done so many reps that's your body's default." Then, when isn't the way I moved before and while learning those movements already engrained. After all, I step a lot more than "thousand, million" reps for deadlifting. Wouldn't THAT override this? It's like these people don't even think.
@joekeith2819
@joekeith2819 3 жыл бұрын
You drank a glass of water? Now drinking from a glass has seeped into your nervous system man. When you get in a self defense situation, your body is gonna drink from a glass in reverse forwards... man...
@NaturalHypertrophy
@NaturalHypertrophy 5 жыл бұрын
0:20 honestly Zack with the plethora of call-out / roasts videos that make up the vast majority of what KZbin fitness is nowadays your analysis is always a breath of fresh air. At least it's focused on helping people navigate the information and not just there to create drama and generate clicks.
@dw5523
@dw5523 5 жыл бұрын
This is so relevant. Everyone wants to think that they are special, that the fundamentals don't apply to them, that they have 'secret knowledge'. It's irritating, and it's pervading every facet of our culture. They create a problem so they can sell you the fix.
@janrebec5919
@janrebec5919 4 жыл бұрын
What are the human fundamentals?lifting weights,?? Or first walking and running..
@steffanofumo
@steffanofumo 5 жыл бұрын
O yes, every time I get into a altercation or feel threatened my body starts to perform snatches and overhead presses uncontrollably!!! lol
@paulwolf8510
@paulwolf8510 5 жыл бұрын
Steffano Fumo honestly if some one tried to fight you and you just went into constant snatch, they might just leave you alone
@lingev1288
@lingev1288 5 жыл бұрын
😂
@gmotwmirl
@gmotwmirl 4 жыл бұрын
If i saw someone moving forward backward id back up off him fasho
@22year-olddoomer24
@22year-olddoomer24 4 жыл бұрын
Almost got hit by a car and instantly snatched my groceries
@praisethesun3089
@praisethesun3089 3 жыл бұрын
@@22year-olddoomer24 LMAOOOO
@U.F.O_0908
@U.F.O_0908 3 жыл бұрын
A MILLION THOUSAND minds were blown upon hearing these words of WISDOM and TRUTH.
@SoojArt
@SoojArt 5 жыл бұрын
That dude should reverse movement technology back to the womb.
@manvanGod75
@manvanGod75 5 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@damianson56
@damianson56 5 жыл бұрын
actually laughed aloud, nice one
@Zxyi12345bhhu
@Zxyi12345bhhu 4 жыл бұрын
Lololol
@tyrelharris1615
@tyrelharris1615 5 жыл бұрын
Reverse movement technology My IQ dropped 40 points just typing that
@Alidwee1
@Alidwee1 5 жыл бұрын
This was fucking hilarious to listen to. I lost it when he went I to "reverse forward" and "fight or flight".
@Fr3PO4
@Fr3PO4 5 жыл бұрын
I'm choosing flight, ofc.
@bubblesthemonkey6615
@bubblesthemonkey6615 5 жыл бұрын
“Toes slip out, heels slip in.” Isn’t that preferable to the opposite?
@mup8661
@mup8661 5 жыл бұрын
Nope, you're misunderstanding what he's saying. What he's trying to say is, that guy is dislocating all the bones in both his feet at the same time; thus moving his toes outward and heels inward. Duh.
@Tarsen-qb2ub
@Tarsen-qb2ub 5 жыл бұрын
gotta maintain a perfectly straight-forward foot or your intestines will fall out of your pelvis when you squat
@samdajellybeenie14
@samdajellybeenie14 4 жыл бұрын
Gotta break the ankle to confuse the body, right babe?
@Canonall
@Canonall 4 жыл бұрын
All these answers are wrong. It really depends on what movement technology you are using. Are you using the reverse one? Then that's a bad position for your feet, because that's not how monkey did it 321 million years ago, when they were invented.
@BallisticaMetal
@BallisticaMetal 3 жыл бұрын
@@Canonall monkey squats and snatches were brutal back then... Darwin has some info on it
@aslesur
@aslesur 5 жыл бұрын
did he say "reverse movement technology seeps into forward locomotion"?
@THEMATTHIAS225
@THEMATTHIAS225 5 жыл бұрын
aslesur VERB the ADJECTIVE NOUN!
@aslesur
@aslesur 5 жыл бұрын
@@THEMATTHIAS225 The word 'locomotion' is for trains and Kylie Minogue only imo
@markcalleja8463
@markcalleja8463 5 жыл бұрын
I know wtf
@theresidentone
@theresidentone 5 жыл бұрын
cmon dooo the locomaotion with me! 😂😂
@davidkymdell452
@davidkymdell452 5 жыл бұрын
Locomotion: movement or the ability to move from one place to another.
@MagnumSanada
@MagnumSanada 5 жыл бұрын
>Reverse Movement Technology. What Jojo Stand is this
@mamahuevo10
@mamahuevo10 5 жыл бұрын
Gear Head Aniki you tryna start a band called Reverse Movement Technology.
@burnferris
@burnferris 5 жыл бұрын
Absolutely not petty in any regard and thank you for doing this. These fools are just modern snake oil salesmen. That's it. They have no formal training or knowledge, and they take advantage/exploit those who don't. Like you mentioned they hurl verbal vomit and convoluted phrases at you which makes you feel broken and confused. It's like an existential crisis for exercise. And keep them nameless unless you feel it's necessary otherwise. Cheers and well done ZT.
@Cenot4ph
@Cenot4ph 5 жыл бұрын
nameless? it's quite relevant to call out those that are purposefully deceiving people
@devams1
@devams1 2 жыл бұрын
I started snatching two years ago and now I can only walk backwards
@drno62
@drno62 5 жыл бұрын
"moving into reverse forwards" That got me
@mmccrownus2406
@mmccrownus2406 2 жыл бұрын
The conspiracy theorists have been right far more often than many of us have been willing to admit. The term “conspiracy theory” should now be known as “spoiler alert”.
@douglasclark8648
@douglasclark8648 5 жыл бұрын
8:17: Initiating Rage Systems Technology [RST]. 8:33 - Thrusters engaged. 8:43 - Tinfoil Hat Lift-Off Procedures [THLOP] are GO. 9:06 - We are in the air and WOKE.
@Ainttrippin
@Ainttrippin 5 жыл бұрын
🔥🔥🔥
@amandafaulks2515
@amandafaulks2515 5 жыл бұрын
Omfg I just can't stop laughing. 😂🤣
@anonymoususer6037
@anonymoususer6037 3 жыл бұрын
A year and a half late, but given that athletes are bigger, stronger, etc. than they ever been before, it doesn't make any sense that their training is compromising their performance. Plus, these athletes are pushing themselves to the own physical limit constantly (Rafa Nadal is a good example), so there is, of course, an increase risk of injury.
@AfferbeckBeats
@AfferbeckBeats 5 жыл бұрын
This comment is seeping into your nervous system
@AnatomyLab
@AnatomyLab 5 жыл бұрын
I really liked this video. It’s sad how many unqualified trainers, coaches and self proclaimed experts are all over social media. Most of them have no idea about anatomy and training, still they push their quackery to young people that have even less knowledge and therefore don’t realize what actual bs they are listening to,.. unfortunate these “experts” still get many views and young athletes believe that view count has something to do with credibility,.. anyway keep up the excellent work,..
@Tlindholttothemax
@Tlindholttothemax 5 жыл бұрын
This is important Zack! The more info we can get out about how harmful that type of kinesiophobia-pedling is the better. 80 % of the American population does not meet the recommended guidelines for physical activity. The numbers are similar here in Denmark. It is not "wrong" movement that is hurting people it is lack of movement that is killing them.
@Corrupt140
@Corrupt140 3 жыл бұрын
Im glad you spoke up. I wish there was a stronger voice of opposition. These movements melt under basic, science based questions.
@MrMeeseeksthe1st
@MrMeeseeksthe1st 5 жыл бұрын
"If you can't explain it simply you don't understand it well enough" I love this quote so much.... Prolly misquoting lol
@Kaikojo
@Kaikojo 5 жыл бұрын
He understands it so well, he's putting it in even simpler terms
@ChemicalXII
@ChemicalXII 5 жыл бұрын
Then you don't understand the quote. - LoL. Just making a funny.
@MrMeeseeksthe1st
@MrMeeseeksthe1st 5 жыл бұрын
@@ChemicalXII the actual quote is far more complex than either Zach or I said we just both paraphrased. It's not a misquote, I was just making a funny
@ChemicalXII
@ChemicalXII 5 жыл бұрын
@@MrMeeseeksthe1st , I know, it was funny. Cool.
@Kaikojo
@Kaikojo 5 жыл бұрын
@LIFTING THE VEIL That was too complicated, this guy doesn't get it /joke
@bgallegos43
@bgallegos43 3 жыл бұрын
I agree with you up into a point, for sports football, baseball, basketball and etc you are never going ass to grass and you are really ever going to Parallel, I definitely believe in oly lifting especially power cleans, but it's hard to argue with some of these functional guys when they do train nfl and professional athletes that are the best athletes in the world
@PeterparkerSlaps
@PeterparkerSlaps 5 жыл бұрын
His mom showed him the reverse movement technologies i donated a few years ago. It vibrates too
@skylar243
@skylar243 5 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@MrAwseal
@MrAwseal 5 жыл бұрын
I’m not mathematician or a literary scholar, I only have a lowly MS in physics so I’m no expert but wouldn’t a 1,000 millions just be a billion? 🤔
@MatiasStrengthCoach
@MatiasStrengthCoach 5 жыл бұрын
I didn't catch that last idea so I had to use reverse movement technology to hear it again. Damn now I'm broken, better get a 40 dollar yoga mat
@matthewdewane6545
@matthewdewane6545 5 жыл бұрын
*After a violent sneeze, the forward centripetal force of my reverse cranial directory threw my body out of alignment, thus ending my state of ketosis. In order to correct this cognitive-muscular-testicular misalignment, I struck the vinyasa pose, restoring my biochakra and fit tea imbalance. Now buy my supplements*
@jhaziv2
@jhaziv2 5 жыл бұрын
“Woke coaches” speak a lot and say very little
@curlean-x4443
@curlean-x4443 5 жыл бұрын
Wise words
@slayermill8621
@slayermill8621 4 жыл бұрын
Like "woke" culture in general.
@timbuktu.1
@timbuktu.1 3 жыл бұрын
Was not expecting that Deus Ex music during that tin foil section. Perfect music for what you were saying.
@FryingPan76
@FryingPan76 5 жыл бұрын
If you can snatch a 180kg, your body don't go into flight mode.
@thatrespectablehuman1884
@thatrespectablehuman1884 5 жыл бұрын
lmao ain't no damn flight needed
@julianunyabiz2193
@julianunyabiz2193 5 жыл бұрын
@@thatrespectablehuman1884 who needs to run when you can just clean, press and chuck the problem out the window.
@christiankraxner1444
@christiankraxner1444 5 жыл бұрын
Ahahahahah! Touché!
@danielburgess2488
@danielburgess2488 5 жыл бұрын
Deadlifting it is still ridiculous
@rigohook1160
@rigohook1160 5 жыл бұрын
Lmao, on point
@jstanhope77
@jstanhope77 4 жыл бұрын
Kings of pseudo science. I loved this man thank you for making this video, Now I know I’m not insane. Bump these clowns off the internet
@Altigue
@Altigue 5 жыл бұрын
180kg? No thanks, Zack. I don’t train conventional deadlifts.
@guidojorgemamanicondori8309
@guidojorgemamanicondori8309 5 жыл бұрын
I just wanna get a pump. bro!!!!
@millettehabs224
@millettehabs224 5 жыл бұрын
I literally couldn't keep watching the bits with that guy's audio. As a physio and as a powerlifter, it was just too much to handle. Thank you Zack for calling this nonsense out - it really does need to stop.
@rgaylemich2244
@rgaylemich2244 5 жыл бұрын
Hilarious 🤣 Your face while you listened to their nonsense was priceless and I literally lost it on “ass clown” 😆 Can’t wait to see what the rest of my CF buddies thought about it later today (we all follow you for weightlifting knowledge) Thanks for the vid, made my day.
@Dogmuff1ns
@Dogmuff1ns 4 жыл бұрын
Ahh yes Crossfit and functional fitness... The undisputed masters of form.
@bgorley
@bgorley 5 жыл бұрын
These woke “trainers” sound like something from the Deepak Chopra quote generator.
@Snowgotti24
@Snowgotti24 5 жыл бұрын
The trick is u wanna train frontward, reverse, fast forward, rewind movements ... then press play. That’s what Alabama and Clemson football teams have been doing for years I hear !
@itsbroiled
@itsbroiled 5 жыл бұрын
THAT is what has been Seeping into my nervous system.... pheeew now I know
@griffinmeier5645
@griffinmeier5645 3 жыл бұрын
The whole point of GOATA is that many people such as Michael Jordan move in these patterns naturally and that means every person has the ability to move that way. Who here doesn’t want to have athleticism like Michael Jordan? And not to mention I don’t remember him ever getting injured, maybe that speaks to the way he moved, just maybe. Goata is for athletes or people who want to move through space most efficiently and safely. So by all means if your career is to be an Olympic weightlifter then don’t do goata but also don’t complain when you’re in constant discomfort and feel like you cannot move well in your 40s 50s and 60s
@asherxs
@asherxs 5 жыл бұрын
Maybe this reverse movement technology can improve my stanch backflip.
@itsbroiled
@itsbroiled 5 жыл бұрын
where can one get this technology please?
@asherxs
@asherxs 5 жыл бұрын
@@itsbroiled It's somewhere seeped in our nervous system because we have to be in a flight or fight situation.
@itsbroiled
@itsbroiled 5 жыл бұрын
@@asherxs you are so right thank you
@spartysmile5243
@spartysmile5243 3 жыл бұрын
Good job Zach. I'm a 71 year old trying to keep my Olympic lifting "career" alive . A challenge for sure. Anyone trying to make sense is interesting to me. I power lifted for 37 years and been in o lifting since 2009. So I've heard all the bullshit forever. I had guys hounding me to change my squat style when I was 59 and had an (old) age group state record. All the while I was working out for a meet. Sheesh..... I always say, people's brain stems are not stupid it's the talking, dreaming part that is. Good video. Best of luck
@netanelfrankel9903
@netanelfrankel9903 5 жыл бұрын
will reverse movement technology bring my brain cells back from the grave?
@DJFaNaTiiC
@DJFaNaTiiC 3 жыл бұрын
I remember when I first started personal training and prior to that I only trained for gaining muscle, I completely went the other way and every exercise I did was to challenge my stability. I’m at a point now where I got my programming on point and I don’t look down on any training method because done right, they all serve a purpose.
@LAK_770
@LAK_770 Жыл бұрын
That’s not really true though, especially in the context of this video topic. Many methods, especially stability training, are virtually never a justifiably effective approach for any common athletic or fitness goal. For any given goal there are absolutely better and worse approaches, and there are some approaches that simply have no real value, like the nonsense gimmicks of these woke coaches. To say that everything has its place is just a reductive platitude that sidesteps the fact that we can just make basic critical evaluations.
@blalolblalol
@blalolblalol 5 жыл бұрын
Loved the Deus Ex soundtrack when you started to talk about conspiracy theorist. As always, quality content.
@naturen2001
@naturen2001 5 жыл бұрын
Yea the UNATCO track right? princeless :D
@Ultradude604
@Ultradude604 5 жыл бұрын
I was looking down the comments to see who pick that up! Love that music.
@lorenzovive5801
@lorenzovive5801 3 жыл бұрын
I am really glad that you made this video, as a good friend of mine was recently taken in by this horsepoo. I will continue to train with classic weightlifting rather than worrying about how I "harmonize with Mother Earth" or whatever these weirdos say.
@timothyzelensky383
@timothyzelensky383 5 жыл бұрын
Zack this is real information I know from experience because last year I was attacked by a bear and when my fight or flight reaction activated I began performing air snatches uncontrollably due to the one thousand million reps that had permeated my nervous system, DNA, and chakra
@alextheguy1858
@alextheguy1858 5 жыл бұрын
Did you survive?
@timothyzelensky383
@timothyzelensky383 5 жыл бұрын
Alex TheGuy no
@JusDesireable
@JusDesireable 5 жыл бұрын
Im glad u pointed it out from the upset that all this is, is someone trying to get you believe into buying into thier bs so you will pay to learn their ill-advised way of doing things.
@stelliumeleven2889
@stelliumeleven2889 5 жыл бұрын
That explains everything. I've been living my whole life in reverse movement technology. How will I ever reprogram my subconscious senpai?
@davidugarte3826
@davidugarte3826 5 жыл бұрын
I was completely lost about how much 180k was until he converted that to in AFU. Thank you MURICA!
@kvistegaard
@kvistegaard 5 жыл бұрын
That sudden Giorno's theme, absolute gold. Also, that guy sounds like someone dead drunk trying to explain stuff using only selective words he can remember from an article. *Mumble mumble nervous system mumble reverse couscous*
@contentcop
@contentcop 5 жыл бұрын
I thought I was hearing things. But the shit had me rolling 😂😂
@Tylermobile
@Tylermobile 5 жыл бұрын
I thought I would be safe in a weightlifting video, but I cannot escape from Giorno's theme.
@contentcop
@contentcop 5 жыл бұрын
You thought it was zach?!?! You fools! It was I, DIO BRANDO ALL ALONG
@skolkor
@skolkor 5 жыл бұрын
Caught me off guard. Got a good snicker out of me.
@purplesheep99
@purplesheep99 5 жыл бұрын
Spot on man. Can't let the lies get out there.
@kylefuller204
@kylefuller204 5 жыл бұрын
Saw this video on your IG. Love the content
@jordanwissinger
@jordanwissinger 5 жыл бұрын
Bro, keep preaching these. I like to watch and vent vicariously through your videos.
@kevinarzola4781
@kevinarzola4781 5 жыл бұрын
A few NFL players switched to CrossFit and actually had a HUGE decline in athleticism. Funny how that happened huh?
@bige8949
@bige8949 5 жыл бұрын
Yeah, crossfit is basically only good for getting out of shape people into shape. If you're already on the top of your game and you start doing crossfit you're gonna see losses in everything but stamina.
@a1ace1991
@a1ace1991 4 жыл бұрын
@buffbeezer no it isn't that is just a lie. What do you think crossfit training is.
@a1ace1991
@a1ace1991 4 жыл бұрын
@buffbeezer then say that that's not clear at all. Of course the best in the world don't always do the same WODs daily as 70 year old grandmas. The same way Olympic marathon runners don't do the same workouts as runners
@slayermill8621
@slayermill8621 4 жыл бұрын
It isn't a coincidence that many crossfit athletes are former college athletes who failed to go pro. This never happens in the reverse. I wonder why?
@a1ace1991
@a1ace1991 4 жыл бұрын
@@slayermill8621 because the money inst as good in crossfit people dont go from MMA to pro football either lol.
@martonturbuk3060
@martonturbuk3060 3 жыл бұрын
The fact that you are using memes and meme music, makes your videos not just informative, but really entertaining too. Great job!
@nathanfiori2931
@nathanfiori2931 5 жыл бұрын
Reverse movement technology 😂😂
@slayermill8621
@slayermill8621 5 жыл бұрын
That's what my penis does when it gets cold. It reverse movement technology's into my lower third pelvic quadrant.
@linocappelli2765
@linocappelli2765 5 жыл бұрын
15 seconds in... debunking Joel Seedman. SMASHES LIKE BUTTON!
@fugetheodore
@fugetheodore 4 жыл бұрын
3:27 The real ones heard Giorno’s JoJo Theme song👀
@egall2750
@egall2750 3 жыл бұрын
Literally paused and shared to my anime buds
@holtshady
@holtshady 5 жыл бұрын
You're right on the money, this sort of behavior exists in all the musculoskeletal fields trying to sell you their way of fixing what they say is broken about you.
@joshuasmith4979
@joshuasmith4979 5 жыл бұрын
“Forward primitive entropy “ see? I also pseudo-science.
@paulbuschman
@paulbuschman 3 жыл бұрын
Just found this channel. Good stuff. I’m a medical doctor now but did my undergraduate in exercise science and actually studied under several of the A&M kinesiology faculty. Also have a good friend who was second author on the Phosphagain studies with Dr Krieder way back in the day.
@g.e.o.r.g.e...
@g.e.o.r.g.e... 3 жыл бұрын
I find it funny that you played the Deus Ex UNATCO theme, while discussing tinfoil hat conspiracy theorists. Well done.
@SeedGeorge
@SeedGeorge 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah, top stuff. Powerful nostalgia hit too!
@attieyag
@attieyag 5 жыл бұрын
BRO!!! KUDOS TO YOU FOR EXPLAINING THIS NONSENSE WITHOUT LETTING YOUR HEAD EXPLODE!!! I feel like you risked brain cells by watching the video you made this response about. I feel like he’s trying to justify his failure (or other people’s failures) at basic (albeit complicated) power movements. Great vid. Awesome info.
@russel_sprouts
@russel_sprouts 5 жыл бұрын
The descent to madness using the Golden Wind jojo theme was perfect
@Defender_of_Faith
@Defender_of_Faith 3 жыл бұрын
Freedom units followed by a Vanilla Ice clip...Ya got me. Im subbing 😄
@cesarandrade1987
@cesarandrade1987 3 жыл бұрын
As a coach myself, I think it is important to be open about your mistakes. I find myself guilty of using the "babys move awesome" rethoric, and you got me thinking about why do I say these statements. Though nothing as insane as these guys, we all must remain skeptical not just of others, but ourselves. Though I believe there is something about being an infant and moving primarily in and from the ground that promotes healthy movement, and movement restriction that develop as we rely more on chairs and supports as we age, I must admit it is a compelling hypothesis, but nothing I can actually back up. I'm a big fan of Dan John and Barbell medicine folks, and I think taking both approaches creates a great middle ground that might stop us from going too coocoo with the functional " noble savage" stuff, and too clinical and "this is the optimal way to take a shit and I won't try otherwise unless there are 50 metanalyses to prove otherwise" extremes. I'm exaggerating of course but hopefully you get the point. Thank you for the reflection.
@HyperStrengthConditioning
@HyperStrengthConditioning 5 жыл бұрын
Don't apologize. Keep going. Well put video. I've dived into the "functional" sector to try to get a better understanding of what they try to preach but I always come back to my base knowledge of "WTF? Why are they making it so complicated?" I'm all about being open minded but when it starts FEELING like something is not adding up with fundamentals we have to take a step back. Great content my man.
@igorsdern2327
@igorsdern2327 5 жыл бұрын
damn we need to roast him like we roasted the guy from t-nation, the second part of the video about him walking wrong with his ankle made me lmfao
@rahulyaadavvv
@rahulyaadavvv 5 жыл бұрын
Does anyone know his social media? Also I hope he doesn’t reproduce, that would be a sad sad day for our world
@krb0123
@krb0123 2 жыл бұрын
And just when I thought your video couldn't get any better, you called buddy an "assclown" hahaha love it, brother. You've quickly become my favorite YT channel
@Dillpickles66
@Dillpickles66 5 жыл бұрын
“Reverse movement technology into forward locomotion”
@SuperDell1212
@SuperDell1212 4 жыл бұрын
Only started watching your videos recently, and gotta say this cracked me up! Your demeanour and competency make watching these videos entertaining af man
@ThePeachDaddy
@ThePeachDaddy 5 жыл бұрын
I love how zack just asked for ethan from h3 to shout out "it's time to stop!" HAHAHA Just imagined zack coaching my guy ethan haha
@woohay
@woohay 5 жыл бұрын
Functional Patterns is a great example of this. Some of his training ideas aren't too bad, but he chooses to discredit every other form of exercise to sell his very expensive product. Also comes across as an extremely dislikeable character in the process.
@richardacevedo7154
@richardacevedo7154 3 жыл бұрын
good level of petty absolutely loved it. woke coaches actually stressed me out at one point thinking i was making a mistake with all lifting
@dark_o
@dark_o 5 жыл бұрын
Zack, Girono’s theme won it for me. P.S. Keep up the good work my friend. I hope we can lift one day together.
@sevenninespades
@sevenninespades 5 жыл бұрын
The "woke coach" talking about "reverse movement technology" etc. is 100% a flat earther.
@breezyveezy1
@breezyveezy1 5 жыл бұрын
I respect flat earthers more
@bazalbaz
@bazalbaz 2 жыл бұрын
THANK YOU for making this. Will be removing their vids from my "fitness" playlist, and continuing to implement KOT stuff. Somehow goata came up in my recommended, and they looked really interesting. But like, it's really confusing and counterproductive if I want to build strength at all. Difficult to load yourself by squatting on the outside of your feet - asking for a twisted ankle????!!
@maksisriley9585
@maksisriley9585 5 жыл бұрын
In my darker moments when dealing with injury I nearly bought into their rubbish. I don't think this video is petty but in fact, necessary.
@LaceyMediaProductions
@LaceyMediaProductions 5 жыл бұрын
Super stoked I found your channel! Great video and I 100% agree with everything you said! Gig'em!
@iampigman408
@iampigman408 5 жыл бұрын
3:30 [Giorno's theme gets ominously louder]
@john_coleman
@john_coleman 5 жыл бұрын
That reverse movement technology!!!! 😂 I don’t even know what that means still!!
@rexmagi4606
@rexmagi4606 5 жыл бұрын
"How to get strong" in 2020: Either work out every muscle every day or barely work out and do no compound lifting. Thank you for calling out all these fools.
@eulaliogarcia_comu
@eulaliogarcia_comu 3 жыл бұрын
Let's make a T-shirt with "Reverse Movement Technology" on it
@Mor3Th4nJust4verage
@Mor3Th4nJust4verage 5 жыл бұрын
when giorno's theme kicks in lol
@BobSkating
@BobSkating 2 жыл бұрын
Those are more,like "coke" coaches.
@AfferbeckBeats
@AfferbeckBeats 5 жыл бұрын
"Aging GOATA Tribe", what like 80+ year olds still competing in Masters weightlifting instead of drooling in wheelchairs like most of their peers? Better call up Miyake-san and tell him 70 years of squatting is going to blow up his achilles someday.
@guykershtein4931
@guykershtein4931 2 жыл бұрын
I literally felt my head pumping.
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