I smile every single time I watch a new video from him bc of this intro loo
@SkankHunt-iy1ec3 жыл бұрын
Yallah
@abdulahmed62143 жыл бұрын
And short straight to the point
@eshiftyw3 жыл бұрын
I want a sOooOO t-shirt
@gulaqsa73963 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@hopedhokhacee83673 жыл бұрын
As a woman, I'd rather work up everyday to hustle than go through all that trouble...
@sarahseely25293 жыл бұрын
EXACTLY!💯
@DarkMatterPixie3 жыл бұрын
💯
@doyoureallycare57403 жыл бұрын
Looking at ur face u don't seem to have much options anyways
@philmurphy88903 жыл бұрын
You mean having morals, self respect, self esteem and drive? What a sucker 😅
@zed30633 жыл бұрын
Yeeess
@ilovejesus29503 жыл бұрын
"With bleach or holy water" had me on stitches 😆 🤣 😂
@irfanifteqarali5388 Жыл бұрын
😁
@royalnovember6611 ай бұрын
Imma start a new business: Holy Bleach - blessed straight from St. Peter's Basilica in Rome
@jarrellanderson94119 ай бұрын
On everything 😂😂😂
@jarrellanderson94119 ай бұрын
@@royalnovember66market it
@1lb2rt4t4rr2s3 жыл бұрын
"The wealthy does not want to hear it" 🤣🤣🤣 Not even people in prison want to hear your bulls**t.
@animeman79153 жыл бұрын
Maximbady: "Back in my day, when I used to be rich before I spent all my money on Chicken and-" Me: "Ketchup right?" Maximbady: Cocaine. Me: "Oh."
@jasondavis50593 жыл бұрын
Damnit
@Rainbowgrrl3 жыл бұрын
By cocaine I’m pretty sure he means Caprisun drinks, which according to him, contain cocaine n that’s the cause for his addiction to them!
@umarhasans.72453 жыл бұрын
@@Rainbowgrrl Oh boy..😑
@notebookluvr3 жыл бұрын
Lol. I thought he said cooking 🤣
@shangomshumphamnasiruddin16123 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@Kenkaneki007q3 жыл бұрын
only if this girl put this effort and knowledge into academic things or research she would be rich enough to buy a house by now.
@MaximBady3 жыл бұрын
Then we would have flying cars by now
@s.l.mughundhun22093 жыл бұрын
@@MaximBady maybe even less Karens
@boris25123 жыл бұрын
Forget house she would have completely ended the pandemic 🤣
@Vvkumar22603 жыл бұрын
They can't do anything in academics that's y they do this. 😜
@Kenkaneki007q3 жыл бұрын
Brainwashed feminists.
@KILITZI3 жыл бұрын
😂🤣with bleach? Or holy water? Chicken, and cocaine💀your comedy is gold
@dionila_73 жыл бұрын
Who needs a pen. He uses a key, that’s what you call keynote my friends.
@thatdarnkitteh3 жыл бұрын
Underrated comment right here.
@daaimahgreene5583 жыл бұрын
I was wondering what that was 😏
@EvilLeprechuan3 жыл бұрын
I didn't even notice lol
@mosesmukambojr87073 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@tasneemmoolla38713 жыл бұрын
Nice👌
@vinodnaidu19933 жыл бұрын
Maximbady has been trying to get sugar mommy for years now: Kim Kardashian and Sofia Vergara.. It’s their loss, man..!!
@jinkazama4963 жыл бұрын
They contact him, but he rejected them
@krisyadele.k3 жыл бұрын
Honestly I don't know why Max hasn't Favourited this comment 😂♥️🔥
@logicalrealistic31393 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@chapdattext31673 жыл бұрын
She needs to add this one tag in her bio to attract quality millionaires "willing to sign prenups without crying about it, and will date guys who takes a selfie with his high definition calculator, installed in flying cars"
@vergil11553 жыл бұрын
Prenups these days are as useful as toilet paper. They can get thrown out and her lawyer can make any excuse.
@Omacksanjo4083 жыл бұрын
This video is so Hurtful to my brain...I pray for those who endured the whole thing and are encouraging these ..How can i say it in my Native language ."Bithches" lol
@goddessinfinity13 жыл бұрын
Why would she need a prenup if she is not getting married? Sugar babies get spoiled by men who can afford them. Oh it gets better. They don't even have sex with them and they are paid top dollar for their time. It ain't tricking if you got it. Poor men wish they had money to waste on beautiful women like the sugar daddy.
@crystalellul8453 жыл бұрын
I love how he's "writing" in his notebook with a set of car keys 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
@someinternetbox1683 жыл бұрын
He’s just too rich his car keys are a pen
@crystalellul8453 жыл бұрын
@@someinternetbox168 lmao okay than ... now I can say I've seen it all lol 😆 😂 🤣
@viewer2183 жыл бұрын
Lol he's only focused on the keywords
@crystalellul8453 жыл бұрын
@@viewer218 I see what you did there lmao 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
@mrtinaboy3 жыл бұрын
@@crystalellul845 when you are a keynote speaker
@baboucarrchune76733 жыл бұрын
Some people have no shame. When did earning your own money becomes a crime 🤔
@CEDL40723 жыл бұрын
I ask that everyday lol
@steamedclam13 жыл бұрын
@@Bart_Fargo exactly!!! Thank you for saying it!
@Ndasuunye Жыл бұрын
It's too hard.
@cassidy99ful3 жыл бұрын
Greatest quote ever. "But South Park told me." LOL!!!!!! Keep up the Great work,Maxim.
@Darkfig12783 жыл бұрын
MaximBady is writing down the notes with his keys cause he’s jotting down the keywords
@terrawulf3 жыл бұрын
Ha!
@aichagamal3 жыл бұрын
Well said
@jefflevin1963 жыл бұрын
dope ahahaha
@NIGHTOWL-jf9zt3 жыл бұрын
Also looked like he was using short hand. LOL
@K9emerald3 жыл бұрын
"S.d could also be software developer. It also could be suck ----" I'm crying. 😂🤣
@shashankmahaseth94153 жыл бұрын
Dude's taking pictures with calculator and notes with his keys. 🤣
@notyourcupotae89953 жыл бұрын
His pics got calculated angles; and he's taking key notes.
@themaggattack3 жыл бұрын
"First you get the money, then you get the power, then you get the chicken." -Maxim (as Scarface)
@BuddhaSunn Жыл бұрын
“This towns like a great big chicken waiting to get eaten” Maxin (as Scarface)
@WolfyStudio1153 жыл бұрын
id love to have maximbady as an uncle telling stories
@user-xd6nc6rg7b3 жыл бұрын
Tell me you’re young without telling me you’re young. 😄😄😄 I’ll tell you I’m old without telling you I’m old. I’d love to have maximbady as a nephew telling stories. 😂
@calanparker17183 жыл бұрын
@@user-xd6nc6rg7b you're clearly not that old if you know that trend
@TonyTarantula3 жыл бұрын
Each story will start with "Sooooooooo, what do we have here?".
@doyoureallycare57403 жыл бұрын
He is not looking for sugar nephews
@TheEngieTF23 жыл бұрын
Alternate title: Woman teaches girls how to be a gold digger
@stephin16123 жыл бұрын
@Elize Kelly yeah
@friedmule54033 жыл бұрын
But I thought that all women knew this from birth?? Isn't it like trying to teach a boy how to look at tits? :-)
@venomproyt3 жыл бұрын
@@friedmule5403 nah
@Ccnsword3 жыл бұрын
@@friedmule5403 it's completely socially conditioned all they know from birth is to look for healthy physique
@_KUSH1_3 жыл бұрын
@@friedmule5403 what.
@kikyrongsenjimomi63433 жыл бұрын
"Oh it's a lying time" OmG I'm dying😂😂😂😂
@bmoresweetz70233 жыл бұрын
Her: We need to clean it up , Maximbaby : with Bleach n Holy Water 😆😂
@sherinj99573 жыл бұрын
1:49 🤣🤣🤣clean insta with bleach or holy water !!!
@Six3rdy11 ай бұрын
This SENT me!!!!
@Winzrful3 жыл бұрын
Maximbady: 1 bucket of chicken please. KFC guy: Would like to add coke with it, Sir? Maximbady: Sure 10 ounces please.
@themaggattack3 жыл бұрын
DAMN! 10 Oz!? Well ok, Scarface! 😆
@notyourcupotae89953 жыл бұрын
Well said
@callyjoe1643 жыл бұрын
If women used this much knowledge to learn to make money on they own and be independent, they would be viewed differently, and this world would be a much better place.
@raneemabdelradi3 жыл бұрын
*if these type of women. Remember not all women are like her.
@callyjoe1643 жыл бұрын
@@raneemabdelradi she's like 99% of women I know😂
@raneemabdelradi3 жыл бұрын
Cally Joe “you know” exactly cuz you still haven’t seen real ones. Just because the people you saw are like this doesn’t mean everyone is the same as them, go explore the world and you’ll find out.
@pamelabaxter28293 жыл бұрын
It's not just women, and it's not all of us.. some men are gold digging lazy ass mfs too!
@VeenaMichelle3 жыл бұрын
@@callyjoe164 stop surrounding yourself with crappy women then and let them go. Surround yourself with classy women who make their own money.
@GlassesnMouthplates3 жыл бұрын
"..before I spent all my money on chicken and cocaine." Knowing that Bady used to smoke tomato ketchup, cocaine was undoubtely the weakest thing he ever got high with.
@nikhilraj4183 жыл бұрын
Hahaha
@thematrix36633 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@trublgrl3 жыл бұрын
I followed this girl's advice and got a date with one of those fancy Nascar guys. He's picking me up in his mini van, and we're going to the Dollar Tree and then tailgating. You know I'm wearing something skimpy! Because his car as no AC.
@Six3rdy11 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@emmaloveslavie3 жыл бұрын
Thanks
@kerenchristina5363 жыл бұрын
The fact that he takes notes using his keys 😂😂😂
@KingZii3Bankz3 жыл бұрын
Key notes
@shellym42413 жыл бұрын
Ladies, please continue earning those degrees. That's the only way to go. It blesses my heart to see more black residents.
@matthewagyapong41093 жыл бұрын
Wait ... He still posts 😂😂😂😂 I clicked so fast 😂😂😂
@mylittlepuppy91163 жыл бұрын
You have some catching up to do lol :)
@ayyubjackson3 жыл бұрын
LOL
@Lbplayz143 ай бұрын
He's still posting
@sharity32893 жыл бұрын
Maxim is seriously considering sliding into Melinda Gates DM's...heck, I am too! 😂🤣
@ashutoshprajapati57803 жыл бұрын
101 tips to righfully belong to the streets.
@herman20963 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@goddessinfinity13 жыл бұрын
Why? Because you can't afford her time?
@goddessinfinity1 Жыл бұрын
@nkmensah please don't insult people you don't know on the internet. It is not wise nor polite. I can tell from your response that you are very low class. I don't even intermingle with bottom feeders.
@Six3rdy11 ай бұрын
@@goddessinfinity1more like because the price may not be reasonable for what you're getting. Lol. Lady rocking with that mark up in price. 🤣
@goddessinfinity111 ай бұрын
That reasoning would be with the assumption that men have more value then women which men do not. We are the creator and without us you would never evolve as a human. Outside of money (which we now get on our own) and penis (which is trash since only 25% of women climax) what value do you bring?@@Six3rdy
@bennedamosley74003 жыл бұрын
🤣😂 he always makes me laugh, he be bringing logic a good amount of the time and jokes for days
@harrymakongwa11473 жыл бұрын
They want free money,everything comes with price,then they will be complaining that men use them .
@Fatman31xx3 жыл бұрын
Preach
@edster84163 жыл бұрын
If u pay them good enough and lavishly most of the time they won't complaint. The complaint comes when they don't get the things they want.
@titanproductions36283 жыл бұрын
@@edster8416 that's no excuse not for then to get a job.
@edster84163 жыл бұрын
@@titanproductions3628 it is an excuse for them whether u like it or not. I'm not saying all tho but yeah. Then ask the man stop going for them then. The reason why they see opportunity in this is just basic supply and demand. Not demand clearly they will stop and find other means of work.
@titanproductions36283 жыл бұрын
@@edster8416 Not gonna lie they do be hustling these simps 😂
@randaranatunga72593 жыл бұрын
It’s impossible to get a bad picture if this man The camera itself doesn’t know why
@CerroneSamuel3 жыл бұрын
“I am choosing to believe Southpark” I’m in stitches 😂😂😂😂
@krisc47803 жыл бұрын
Just the intro of "SOoooooooooo" and I almost spat coffee everywhere😂😂😂
@yashasgoel90193 жыл бұрын
"dark pictures" maxim - "you have chosen death"
@aneesahussein15223 жыл бұрын
He is Nutella
@unrulykash38303 жыл бұрын
😂😂👏👏☠️☠️
@mycatlovestowatchtv50653 жыл бұрын
This man is hilarious 🤣🤣🤣 LoL. Well done bro. Your expression is just so funny 🤣
@jtmlnarik72073 жыл бұрын
When he said South Park and mentioned nascar I started thinking of the vagasil and cartman and that had me dying laughing 🤣 🤣🤣🤣
@abeautifulmind8743 жыл бұрын
" .......chicken and cocaine" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭😭😭
@lili30974 күн бұрын
This man is HILARIOUS 🤣🤣🤣🤣 I’ve been cracking up at his videos for the past hour
@aaronbrooks40913 ай бұрын
this homeboy says...." dis da reazon we don't have frying cars..."! 😅🤣😂
@davj14813 жыл бұрын
I see it all the time women ask me for money I don't give him nothing. And if you're foolish enough to send money to somebody on the internet you don't know you deserve what you get.
@khamispkm41703 жыл бұрын
I wonder if she has ever been to class in her life.
@alicebanks32303 жыл бұрын
My man is one of my FAVORITE !!!! He's only being REAL on his videos but that's what makes him soooo FUNNY 😂😂🤣
@brucewilliams66043 жыл бұрын
With her accent, diction, and pronunciation, she will Never be mistaken for quality merchandise!
@kellyvargas69863 жыл бұрын
poopeepoowin I am sure that is what she said.
@SilvaArmour30003 жыл бұрын
quality merchandise? what?? xD
@augustinf Жыл бұрын
What do you mean? I’m not american but she doesn’t sound too ghetto to me
@Six3rdy11 ай бұрын
Ehhhh.......I gotta disagree with this one, fam. She on that golddigger shit, and I don't support that. But it's not her accent, diction, or pronunciation that keeps her from being "quality merchandise." It's how she's trying to come up that does her in. Also, respectfully, coming at how she speaks is a bit sideways. Accent, diction, and pronunciation can make you look better, but they're not everything. And the quality you bring to the table isn't necessarily tied to how you speak, and it's a little superficial to assume that it is, tbh. I'm with the conclusion, but not the supporting points.
@JasminMiettunen9 ай бұрын
Calling women merchandise sure makes you sound like a catch…
@davidbonner65923 ай бұрын
We're sitting at home on the back porch having a beer and don't watch nascar .lol😂
@lunatic21363 жыл бұрын
1:25 maxim using keys to take notes????😂😂😂
@Aparthonox3 жыл бұрын
This man inspires me with his beautiful smile alone
@SnSungod73 жыл бұрын
Only maxi can write with his car key on a notebook Jesus on a scooter
@Saudyization3 жыл бұрын
And throws away book n so cal car key pen lol
@Mortthemoose2 жыл бұрын
😅😅
@felixhall94323 жыл бұрын
IS HE USING HIS CAR KEY AS A PEN BRUHHHHB 😂 😂😂😂😂😂thisssss guyyyyy soooo greeeaaatttt
@otengasamoah5263 жыл бұрын
Keynote
@adariusdixon84963 жыл бұрын
When some rich people see this video, they gonna stay away from her😂😂. She a definition of the finessing
@AryanSharma-qj4eu3 жыл бұрын
Maximbaddy is addicted to sugarmommy not sugar or cocaine
@user-xd6nc6rg7b3 жыл бұрын
Lies. He’s addicted to CapriSun. 😄
@aswad80013 жыл бұрын
No he is addicted to chicken 🍗 and ketchup
@TarunPareek9003 жыл бұрын
You good, man.. Something good coming for u..
@pseudorealityisreal3 жыл бұрын
Awesome! Brady is politely dispensing some healthy dose of RPs to the guys with simping tendencies. STOP BEING SIMPS!
@goddessinfinity13 жыл бұрын
STOP BEING BROKE! lol
@16-owaisrashid613 жыл бұрын
From where i can get that Car key which also helps in writing!
@MaximBady3 жыл бұрын
Damascus, Syria.
@stephin16123 жыл бұрын
It's a two in one pen / key we are selling it . Dm me for special offer . 10$ per pen . 🥴😂
@friedmule54033 жыл бұрын
@@MaximBady You forgot: Sugar mommy, Damascus, Syria.
@Oofks0073 жыл бұрын
@@MaximBady I think mr @owais u can get that pen 🖊️ + 🗝️ from Uganda Africa
@nimrodifill65733 жыл бұрын
I was poor growning up and I thank i was more free then, big up All de poor People
@explorer30313 жыл бұрын
It's funny when he said he felt attacked 😂😂😂. Maximum Bady better take pics from swiping machine, instead of calculator.
@kingleonidas38623 жыл бұрын
"Of course, we are looking for sugermumyis " 🤔😀
@dieterich65333 жыл бұрын
I love this guy, you’re friggin hilarious 🤣 dude. Keep up the good work!
@Delicate_Disaster3 жыл бұрын
He's writing with a car key! 🤣 Where did his pen go? Lmao
@Eatbutternow8 ай бұрын
Idk what’s worse, gold diggers, or men who fall for gold diggers.
@infinitx13303 жыл бұрын
Many people have lost their true essence as a human being haven't they..
@Ou8y2k23 жыл бұрын
Toyboy looking for a Sugar Momma (SM) seeking a -designer life- way to fund my chicken and cocaine addiction at NASCAR.
@MaladysWayTarot3 жыл бұрын
“Oh it’s lying time”. 😂😂😂😂
@SR-mv2mf3 жыл бұрын
If she put the same amount of effort into getting her own money she would be pretty rich herself
@Delicate_Disaster3 жыл бұрын
The way he says camera with his accent. Cuh-mare-uh 🤣 I love it!
@JordzXD3 жыл бұрын
'taking notes' with my keys too Maxim.. lol
@e-pearlm3 жыл бұрын
Wow this girl.........the mindset is just........good Lord
@TyroneOfficalYT27 күн бұрын
0:31 so true bro
@HexlGaming Жыл бұрын
2:57 I literally came here to watch this before going to sleep after a day of prototyping different products and then I hear this. lol. such an accurate "get back to work"
@sandraking70312 жыл бұрын
This man is HILARIOUS!!!!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@MGS.0379 ай бұрын
I’m sorry I don’t have Instagram let’s start with that 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@ZeeshanAjmal3 жыл бұрын
You had me at "Holy water or bleach"
@tanyaalexander28503 жыл бұрын
U make me laugh.. u always put a smile on my face when I'm very. Depressed
@chinesechina22963 жыл бұрын
🤣😂😂🤣🤣Wtf...she right about them bad comments on your page tho..man you are funny...🤣😂😂🤣
@ShaadaiPatton3 жыл бұрын
This video had my dying, I hit both the like and subscribe button so fast. This is funny, does she have so much money that she time to make videos to be a gold digger tutor, she should be doing her job, stop teaching and get that bag, girl🤣🤣😂
@robertgentle51563 жыл бұрын
When she said forex, i laughed hard. Should i tell her???😅😅
@callyjoe1643 жыл бұрын
Bruh, don't tell her, let them feel tha painnnn😂😂😂
@robertgentle51563 жыл бұрын
@@callyjoe164 hahahahaha
@Jeremy-jw7qb3 жыл бұрын
Can you guys explain??
@nordacampbell43943 жыл бұрын
last but not least these videos are the reason why so much instagram models are being killed live on camera or found dead in a ditch.Ladies go work your own dough /money keep your dignity.
@iammarwa3 жыл бұрын
hahaha... Now this !!!
@timeisapathwalkingtounderstand3 жыл бұрын
Women been doing this for thousands of years the trick is be beautiful and have no shame because men with money will always approach a beautiful woman with an offer some will refuse but most won't.
@kellysilva84733 жыл бұрын
Love Love the show
@wtfimurchin91733 жыл бұрын
Me: what do you do for a living? Them: SD Me who watched maxim: LMAO 🤣🤣
@analiamonte3533 жыл бұрын
Stay away from social media!!!specifically from empty minded people
@vikkilla3 жыл бұрын
Lol where did you find this kind of videos Maxim
@vvvhhhhhbb3 жыл бұрын
Shouldn't a good looking woman be presenting this info?????
@divyaism0073 жыл бұрын
It’s always the ugly fake asses that do these things, beautiful women are independent and earn their own money!
@19yale3 жыл бұрын
Soooooooo... Nobody is going to say anything about MaximBady being left handed? We need all need a friend like Bady.😂😂😆😆🤣🤣
@DineshPatel-nr2wf3 жыл бұрын
I could be wrong, but if the camera is in “selfie mode” it could be backwards, so he may be right handed
@toniwoods39853 жыл бұрын
He said with bleach or holy water. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@lauvasquez71983 жыл бұрын
“Chicken and cocaine” well that escalated very quickly
@Qandagha_Niy3 жыл бұрын
Who gassed her up, she’s not even a 1 out of 10
@brendannotmylastname9298 Жыл бұрын
haha just what I needed, you have done it again maximbady, good man!
@abdizamedsaid40383 жыл бұрын
He is using a key as a pen 😂😂😂 man I love this guy
@ysn10243 жыл бұрын
when you put all your efforts for getting somebody, you'll run out of it for keeping them. in other words, chase a check, never chase a bi*ch
@christiansalcedoii9632 Жыл бұрын
0:27 Now there are sugar mommies?
@dixiecyrus81363 ай бұрын
They're called cougars🤣🤣🤣The Villages in Florida is full of them. The Villages is a senior community in Florida and they have a "reputation ".🤣🤣🤣🤣
@thefawfulexpress96175 ай бұрын
I would believe South Park over her.
@rickybobby85633 жыл бұрын
KZbin has not been recommending your videos for over a year! I miss your vids!!
@lamontbowe85113 жыл бұрын
2:55 it's so true that I had to keep listening to it over and over again ✌️♥️👻
@enoshlouis98473 жыл бұрын
Laziness 😂😂😂
@krissflavoredx Жыл бұрын
Lol if she can fake her whole profile... so can those "rich men" lol... get a job hun lol