Wood You Wished For ASMR Slovak

wood and other thingies tapping and relaxing and happy sleep oke
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Welcome once again to another wannabe relaxing video. Today we will together try to highkick the ceiling with a lower elbow pretending there is no need to smooth floor anymore since we did it last time so with a handful of empy bowl filled halfway to the left with a bread juice you can try throwing a rock backwards while not looking at the target even that everyone knows target is someone called with Nwortdt. Neighbor of course. Make sure you get the nicest bjutifulest rock right from under his house and make sure rock is atleast 3million years old and 5dinosaurs stepped on it atleast once. If more then rock wont be soft enough to be thrown at face at speed of sounds that would be generated by exatly throwing it under running lawn mower powered by a 420octane gas. Make sure you borrow his own lawn mower before so you dont destroy yours. After shuuting is properly done, the ugly bump between shoulders called head should be gone for good. now you are finally ready to sleep peacefully. good night and bjutiful shuuting stars dreams. simple as that.
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[@easyASMR]

BEST COMMENT WILL WIN NOTHING! LETS SEE WHO WILL WIN START NOW

[@thebestcomment192]

i’m obviously the best comment

[@Ian-vi3ks]

yuh get in to it

[@_aducknamedpickle_8998]

😶😐🙂⬇️ *garry* 🐌

[@Viridian_91]

BEST VIDEO WILL WIN NOTHING! VLADO WINS! REPLAY NOW

[@mariaconiramirez6686]

The worst comment highjacks the ceiling and the neighbor wins the best comment.

[@Pixiedreamgirl13]

I’m convinced Slovak is the best language for ASMR. And knowing Vlado I’m pretty sure he’s talking shit the whole time😂😂 Thank you Vlado, you make my dog quiet and that makes me happy☺️

[@RylaDarkstar]

Finnish Is my personal favorite

[@PierroCh5]

I find the sound of passing cars to be rather soothing and comforting, surprisingly. It's as though I'm hiding inside, in the dark, while the world outside goes on, completely unaware of my presence :) It's like I'm in a bubble, out of time, and I only have to relax and focus on the sounds 😪..

[@mitchelltopolinsky164]

Ahhh yes. Feels like I’m in college again. Falling asleep to a language I don’t know about a topic I can’t understand

[@tuffdufroggin]

Lol this is awesome

[@MSDesignASMR]

His whispering is just so tingly. I love it

[@isit5a.malready828]

I know rightttttt

[@abk5828]

Ugh just get under him already

[@ąŋཞ]

I think he’s saying he hates the human existence in his language

[@empo2085]

Si veľký prínos pre kultúru ASMR 😄 a milujem to, že si Slovák... som proste hrdý 😁 Úplne žeriem ako si ideš svoju cestu... myslím tak, že tu máš komunitu, ktorú nemajú ani topkove kanály... lebo tu nemáš trendy memes, ale máš tu... proste ľudí čo majú svojský humor (nieco ako ty viď. Popis) Žeriem to, proste som mrte rád za to, že Slovák má niečo taketo rozbehnuté... A teraz idem hodiť 5 milión rokov starý kameň do susedov a užiť si tento ASMR zažitok s drevenou miskou na čipsy, lebo toto píšem na mobile a tretina videa len tak zhučala pomedzi to ako som hľadal správne slová na to aby som vyjadril svoju podporu 🙂

[@nataliafois_k]

me, as russian: maybe I'll hear something familiar...... me, after 1 min: nope, nothing, bye. but i stayed for asmr of course. thank you! great sound quality.

[@ДаниилКараев-и3ф]

Очень жаль, но звук прикольный:)

[@CarlosSpicyViener]

You tap that wood, you tap that wood hard

[@darkstar_57]

Yes. This IS the Wood I wish for

[@samuelkrajc8796]

WOW I’m from Slovakia and I love your Slovak keep the content up

[@saebica]

If I were to study his language, I would do it purely and only for him, to understand him. Love you, bro. ♬

[@wephtyhorase4535]

Enjoy all your videos.... but the wooden ASMR are def my favorite

[@ShirleyLestrade]

I love it when you do Slovak whispering, one of my triggers is other languages (can literally be any language that I don’t understand, which is everything excluding English)

[@CapuchinMonkey1]

Wonderful sounds! Had trouble quieting my brain tonight and this did the trick! Thank you for all your hard work and good videos.

[@예지-k8d]

몇 년 전부터 구독하고 있었어요. Asmr 오래 해주세요 사랑해요

[@jlnatureambience]

This is really soothing and inspiring! Thanks from Sweden! :)

[@Craigy2818]

I love watching a guy scratch his wood 😆

[@kingarthur1078]

I like your wood. Nice blur.

[@ProfessorASMR]

This is quite relaxing! Thank you for the tingles, Easy!

[@dinyuu]

Thx for the asmr now i can sleep 😊

[@Sevarate.]

I didn’t know I was wishing for wood but I’m not complaining

[@linz9350]

Right at about the 1 min mark a truck drives by. It's so low and kind of like brown noise. I wish asmr vids tapped more into that frequency as steady background noise. It's the best.

[@BrainMeltingASMR]

*easyASMR you put so much effort into your videos! Who agrees!?!* 👍

[@moondancerasmr3888]

Very tingly.

[@michalveleta1775]

Konečně slovenské asmr 👍🏻❤️

[@LukeGarnerASMR]

This is very relaxing even tho I didn’t understand

[@bekind6858]

My dream tonight: 😵☄️💫 🐾5️⃣🦖🦕🐊🆘🚷 Anyways I liked your Slovakian wood even without seeing head. Ciaoko Kakaoko moj drug my friend Vlado! Good night and I hope you had bad day today so rest of week I can wish it be better for you.

[@YorickASMR]

Great timing🔥

[@MDcinematic]

I have to know what mic/audio software you use. Please🥺

[@pamelinpin]

Hello Vlado! Finally... 🔔 It worked! It's 6pm in Argentina, good night?! Yeah...

[@eskeers]

my biggest flex is that im slovak and i understand 😎

[@inkspec2.022]

I remember your ms. Sponge videos Hoping you can bring her back someday

[@ana_ponce]

I can't win "nothing", because I have won nothing but the nothingness of a loser. So I don't need to win it twice. Thank you, next 👋🏻😎 Also, that plate is actually wood to hear as always 👌🏼

[@SensoryVibes]

So relaxing, bravo 🥰 I can't get enough of your videos! Come and say hi one day, we'd love to share with you what we've been up to 😊💖 💘 💝

[@PatriciaSeq]

My left kidney exploded and got my liver punctured while trying to do all the description steps for a relaxing experience, and it worth it. I didn't have already my right kidney because I sold it to the slovak mafia, so I could afford to buy the greatest lawn mower of all time, to mow the lawn I don't have. If Vlado's bike can survive a drowning I will survive without my 2 kidneys, hopefully, he has some spare parts he could give me so it will do the kidneys job, just in case everything goes down the hill!! This video gave me so many tingles that even my hair is tangled, and it's a pain in the a$$ to brush it, he keeps biting me, I think I have some wild animal living in there, probably a non-extinct dinosaur??? Thank god I didn't forget my holly water, I really needed to protect myself from some cursed/spicyy comments !!! Everyone simping for Vlado, but it's No-Simp-Steptember, everyone who's simping for Vlado gets a stale pizza slice without pineapple ( because I remove them and eat it all by myself in front of you) as a punishment. Only I can say Vlado is handsome just because I say so, and we are living in a democracy and that's how it works, I called dibs first ( I'm joking Vlado, please don't run me over with a lawnmower, my brain only like to write non-sense, I'm no simp, I'm too wholesome for that!!) This guy don't need more complements, he has enough till the next ice age... He could sell them and be a trillionaire or worst ......start an OnlyFans... No one wanted to see that!!! (Well I have a spare €10 just in case I needed to write a review on it). (I'm cringing so hard right now XD I'm so sorry if anyone is reading this, you shouldn't be reading this...this is a cursed comment, a product of too much internet in this quarantine!!!) If someone is still reading this you win a beautiful frying pan used at least 58 times, with residue from the oil accumulated during the years and some food leftovers so you can enjoy a romantic dinner with your loved one. I offer a half-burned candle as a courtesy. Great video as always never disappoints, nEvEr....It's always nice and relaxing to see a sweetheart slovak guy with a toothpick in his mouth, playing with a wooden bowl like there's no tomorrow!! That's the content I want all day, every day!! Jokes aside, this was great Vlado as always!! You are brilliant!! Type 1- If you hate this comment as much as I do ; Type 2- If you are having a great time right now after this video; Type 3- If you want Vlado to read some scary stories for Halloween, with a flashing light 🤞; Type 4- If you wish ALL the Best foR VlAdO, because he such a nice and talented guy... He definitely deserves more subs and views!! Give him all your support!!! Causee he's Da BeSt!!! I give this video 90000000000000000000/20* -There are not enough stars in the universe to rate this video!!!! See you all till next Wednesday! This IS ALL A JOKEEEEE, don't cancel mE Vlado! xD Now I may rest, my brain has an intermittent red light and I think is a major anomaly...bYeE friends. I may return to my planet!

[@empo2085]

This comment has only one problem... And i dont think about Vlado not liking it... But you realy think... inside your heart... that... oh... i cant even imagine that... You think eating pizza without pineapple is torturing ?

[@PatriciaSeq]

@@empo2085 Yes, it is XD 🍍🍕 . Just for that edgy comment, I give you a stale pizza slice with EXTRA stale and a half-eaten pineapple pieces and a cup with pool water!! Enjoy it 😊. Ho.... by the way, you are the first to win a beautiful frying pan used at least 58 times, with residue from the oil accumulated during the years and some food leftovers so you can enjoy a romantic dinner with your loved one. And also a half-burned candle as a courtesy. 🎉 Congrats and you're welcome edgy person from the internet!

[@empo2085]

@@PatriciaSeq yea... lemme put bitten pineaples and food leftovers together and make a full price meal for edgy dinner for my... lets say friends, cause you know... I am stranger from internet... no GF over here 🙃 And huge thanks for that pan... I can make chips... or as we say in Slovakia "naškrabem bandury a dam do oleja das na dvacec minut" (yeah I think that is beauty of our language) Now you cannot understand what i have said 😄 but you are watching easyASMR... not knowing the languahe should not be the issue right ? 😁

[@PatriciaSeq]

@@empo2085 Slovak language is very "biáutifull" indeed, it's like gibberish to me, can't understand a word!.... but I hope you didn't call me names or I will run after you with a shovel made of bread!! So watch out!! Ok I googled it, you are fine... no names called only something.... something put oil for 20 minutes??! Ahhaha Have a nice meal!! And don't forget to NOT WASH that frying pan or it will dissolve and no more frying pan and fried potatoes!!

[@Hani300]

Slovak Wood ok

[@ArtificiallyIdiotic]

Why is the title different in notification?

[@jvburad3508]

Giving me cowboy vibes Vlado...JUDGE ME

[@trishbarbery8184]

Hm super a teraz mám chuť na tresku

[@easyASMR]

🤩🤤

[@imagination.junkyard]

You should have told me to borrow his lawnmower BEFORE telling me to throw the rock under it, now MY lawnmower is destroyed... Or I guess I should just read the instructions all the way through first before following step by step.

[@lebz752]

I wood like that wood very much sir

[@큐티-u4u]

Jak to děláš? 😍😆😆

[@ecemsuari_]

me trying to tell my mom I want the second plate:

[@Lucia-uk4jq]

tieto videá ma udržiavajú pri živote no cap

[@flysonya]

I like sounds of your beard too much 😍

[@eduardogutierrez2154]

❤❤❤❤❤

[@melodyj661]

Yea so the neighbors avoid me now

[@adcros6116]

good night..

[@benjaminhigham3624]

I personally wouldn't call your videos "wannabe relaxing". How about "very relaxing"?

[@happygay8240]

I’ve wished for your wood boy lmaoo 🥵

[@jeffersonleonardo2]

🙈

[@tarekmethnani3674]

I like that 😇😍😍

[@Jonduhs]

whoooooo

[@Intrimrcx]

来了来了

[@mutoidliz2320]

9 minutes...I’m sad I know 😊

[@thebestcomment192]

the only non satisfying thing about this video is the spelling mistakes in the description ahaha

[@Pixiedreamgirl13]

I mean for someone who doesn’t speak or write English as a first language he does better than most people that do🤷🏻‍♀️😂

[@thebestcomment192]

fallenDeemon yesss thats very truee!!

[@eduardogutierrez2154]

❤❤❤❤