The DRUNK Video for Captain of F2

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[@Woofless]

Click "Read more" to find out who got captain... Your Mom

[@popoyo4ever]

wow rob....

[@eliotlubomirsky1944]

got em

[@jaxonmackley3755]

Woofless lol.

[@danku2k804]

Woofless She always has been good with balls...

[@jaxonmackley3755]

Woofless plz comment back if I am ur mom or ur homie. Btw I'm from Canada Nova Scotia!

[@zkingslayz2971]

Robs the type of guy to put water in a beer can and pretend he's drunk

[@iHaaM]

lmao

[@isRispy]

Mike's the type of person to drop his glass and blame it on the lag

[@JayGaming-gq6bq]

lol to me their all d##k's but we love them for that lmao

[@rajangill5801]

zKingSlayz ikr

[@Blizzhobbs]

So he says he pre-gamed and then took another 4 shots, and then beer, yet somehow he's not slurring or playing worse in any significant way. I don't think anybody could drink 5-10 standard drinks and not of any change in pronunciation, diction, reaction time, critical thinking etc. He probably had 2-3 throughout the video and the, "pre-gaming"

[@robertjones444]

I thought u always play drunk

[@filipelmar8523]

Robert Jones lol

[@kinkylinky6244]

"every thousand likes we take a shot" *like bots*

[@nowellasegismundo4455]

Robert Jones lol savage 😂

[@hungerheart6435]

that's good. Is that an insult?

[@cryptic5629]

Robert Jones more like mike

[@yagi7404]

Even if he's not captain, Rob's still the best 😎

[@Lonson1]

Keegs

[@nicksmo10]

Keegs agreed he just can't play drunk

[@ahbsjhbibwywbyiw4288]

Keegs preach

[@Kaotiiic]

Keegs ya no Rob drunk he's the captiaan and THE best

[@enilcalderini9723]

Keegs agree

[@UnrulySuli]

CONGRATULATIONS FOR CAPTAIN jon

[@alphagamer6842]

Jon shouldn't be captain... Honestly

[@rnicu99]

AlphaGamer He won fair and square. Nothing you say is ever going to change the past. Just be supportive of him ffs.

[@thizlam4810]

AlphaGamer Except he is.

[@alphagamer6842]

MinterMagic My bad... are you butthurt?😂😂

[@alphagamer6842]

Ludacrits I don't give a fuck if he is I just don't think he's the right one to be leader, I mean they were barely sober when playing as well.

[@InternetStorm]

MinterMagic NO! Never! Jon is best at being the support, he sucks at leading. Woofless is captain in my heart.

[@azrux]

Damn. You guys can atleast try to be supportive. It might not be the person you wanted, but that doesn' mean that you have to bash on Jon.

[@azrux]

Sorry if that spoiled it for you btw

[@zuurilla]

¿ Azrux ¿ FUCK MY LIFE U SPOILED IT I HATE YOU, I'M AT 2 MINS!

[@azrux]

Keep It Chill Love me pls ;-;

[@kawayo1582]

ikr

[@wideeyedpeon]

Jon fucking sucks

[@hecka1132]

Mike should have been captin

[@InternetStorm]

DDX :0 I would have preferred if Woofless won... But I would take "Captain Mike" over "Captain Jon" any day..

[@phangsa]

iMine Storm jon should be captain..because when you say "captain" you don't mean the best player but he is the one who leads his teammates and notice it when they play in all games jon is the one who tries to calm them down and try to focus them on scoring...you will see it when they play together so he deserves it xD

[@yuvigrewal7202]

Woofless for captain

[@amongonsnacks9240]

Jacob Whittaker L

[@aryanjha4467]

Logan Hite triggered

[@smokeymcnuggett3664]

Woofles is ass

[@elijahcast4035]

SmokeyMcNuggett woofless isn't ass

[@botmaniac7700]

yesss

[@allnewluke1]

I will not accept Jon as captain

[@rnicu99]

allnewluke Get over it. It doesn't matter who the captain is. The team is always going to be the same no matter what.

[@amongonsnacks9240]

Jacob Whittaker L

[@razorraidd7771]

but he's not the best out of the three honestly rob is better

[@hardfugoo1]

RazorRaid when Jon is on his playstyle beats theirs. Rob and Mike are better technically, skillwise, but Jon steadily plays the best and most effectively.

[@djohn7235]

RazorRaid d then why is jon Captain

[@amethystsummer35]

Yet Rob had to assist Jon to champion. The Flowerings refuse the outcome, and demand a fair rematch.

[@mariozelaya2275]

"Rob had to assist Jon"???? Wtf?? Rob got carried by Rizzo! If anything, it's more admirable that Jon got champion within their 2's team. Did you want him to solo cue or something? While Rob plays with Rizzo whenever he drops down from Champion? Bulllllll

[@ketangopichand4269]

Mario Zelaya firstly Rob got to champ without Rizzo then dropped and decided to go with rizzo. And that was 1 time. And also Rob dropped so many times down to Superstar with Jon and got back up on his own, or with Jon

[@botmaniac7700]

i agree only why jon champion

[@cheilith1031]

you demand a fair rematch just because rob didn't win? thats like saying "we want another vote on brexit" just because the outcome wasn't what you were hoping for.

[@antwanterrl3307]

rob i hate the fact jon won honestly i know i would rather mike be captain then jon but honestly the captain should have been rob or mike i think jon is the worst i think we should just give it to mike coming from a rob fan all the way but with jon captain i just dont see yall going any where sorry

[@antwanterrl3307]

u i think rob should leave f2 and go join rizzo and get better

[@silentmatt100]

its true Jon doesn't listen when Rob calls for the ball but he stays positive and sometimes under valued with his smart plays in defense imo...

[@aaronmarsden120]

it's a video game

[@harrymitchell4423]

Antwan Person I agree but I still love Jon but he can be cocky

[@danestover6765]

Antwan Person I agree. Rob would take the team of f2 to the next level.

[@katherynevidal6667]

Member when Rob said that it was going to be the best comeback in 2017 when he was scoring goals That same day the Patriots won the super bowl with one of the greatest comebacks ever in any sport

[@dean0h]

If you can't be bothered to watch the video, spoiler below. Rob is the new captain on F2!

[@amongonsnacks9240]

Jacob Whittaker L

[@TheRoyalCowKing]

WOW! You really are a life saver! Your comment really makes you important!

[@lfyt2978]

memebait It's Jon

[@Dawkins_YT]

These guys are still better than me even when they're drunk

[@algerino_3415]

Rob will get all the girls with his beard.

[@michaelsedgley8692]

Defild - he's gay?

[@djohn7235]

these comments tho, like why does it matter who captain is, its not like it's going to change how they play as a team

[@tbroo2368]

Finally someone who talk sense, captain is just a name, Jon obviously wont be ordering other two around, they're gameplay will be the same

[@seesawyerr]

mad respect for rob not throwing the game. love you man. watch your vids every day

[@Justin-xk2qp]

Lets get a #NotMyCaptain in the chat

[@alphagamer6842]

Justin #NotMyCaptain

[@andrewmurdoch7476]

Rob: "I'm about to get the biggest comeback story of 2017" Tom Brady: "NOPE"

[@chemicalx324]

Comin back to this classic 6 years later is beautiful

[@nohbodhi1120]

Tbh. Rob is the best out of all of them and should be captain. But I know that captain actually means nothing and if this was a serious team then Jon wouldn't be on it because he is the worst

[@alexelaroche164]

Maybe it isn't obvious in 1v1, but Rob definitely has the fancy skills (dribbling, aerials etc.). Mike is captain material, he has leadership and intelligence (and he's the most intuitive choice). John has a pretty regular play style, he plays «good rocket league» without much more. He's the one who enjoys himself the most though lol

[@richardd.7642]

I like Woof but in all thing Nike should have been captain in my opinion he is better to me

[@beanjuice4263]

Richard Duong I wish Nike would sponser F2

[@michaelsedgley8692]

Jack Williams Nike wishes

[@carlosribald7668]

So happy john got it because he's always at a good vibe even when losing he'll be like I love you guys or I love this game, and that right there is a captain

[@peterkelly4873]

why an hour after john

[@rnicu99]

P. K. *Jon

[@DaBusterYTGaming]

"The real captain has to be savage" -NeatMike

[@track7566]

I am okay with the outcome! I just think Jon wasn't as drunk as Rob and Mike

[@alexanderthered5603]

Voltic Rob and Mike is thin, and Jon is a little bigger so... possibly.

[@track7566]

Alexander McKnight could be. but then he should've drunk more

[@kylebaskin1756]

24:56 "Sober up, drink some beer" rob giving himself quality advice on how to win captain

[@JustBreatheASMR]

everyone knows that Jon is the worst player be real here!

[@Icanhascookie]

I feel like Jon is the weakest link in terms of sheer game-play, but Jon has the personality and the positivity that ties the whole team together. Jon brings the vibes 100% and I think is a good choice of captain honestly, because of his wholesome personality and ability to bring F2 together. Always will be a diehard Rob devotee, Much love.

[@ivanvanderploeg]

first 0 views 6 likes 2dislikes loooool

[@coolcal22]

Ivan you're not even close

[@ivanvanderploeg]

coolcal22 I was first it said 0 views and btw it took a while to load as my internet is shit AF 😂 .

[@natestrich3834]

Ivan Not even

[@el_blaxicano2]

Rest In Pieces buddy ... many many shattered hopeless pieces ... just.like.my.dreams .. I had faith in you rob and you shattered it, thanks!

[@kb-bv5ek]

3rd

[@harrispramuk8882]

KevB2006 _ LET'S GO PATRIOTS

[@jonnyjwu]

not at all

[@dacracker277]

'Sober up, drink some beer" -Rob 2017

[@thatoneguy1077]

mike is the best fitting captain.

[@tyreetree736]

Welp remember when Rob tried out he wanted 33.3% of the thing so there all captains

[@OfficialAlca]

I LOVE YOU GUYS YOU ARE A PART OF MY DAILY ROUTINE

[@haydenmckinzey3772]

Rob was so freaking drunk it kinda look liked he drunk too much loll;)

[@itsmangomustache5711]

jon doesent deserve it he only drinked 6 little glasses of vodka

[@MaxPlayz]

last time I was this early, Jon didn't have voicecracks.

[@emiliosoot]

Everytime i go on one of woofless's videos its a gangster song as an ad

[@wmpatria]

Drunk rob is the most ADORABLE THING

[@kardis6787]

Jon doesnt seem drunk at all, NeatMike you can tell, and rob just looks lit even while spectating. the way he chats is totally different haha.

[@reddlight3632]

Was waiting for this for so long

[@Daealis]

Eyyy, I got those same shot glasses! And yes, playing drunk has gotten me ranked up several times. Playing while drinking as always resulted in a net positive of at least 2-3 divisions, one time I went up two whole ranks. 'Twas a drunken day...

[@raccoonboy3350]

Rob will always be the captain of my heart

[@ericmatei5007]

"Sober up, drink some beer" -Rob

[@georgenoye7553]

It's bizarre how the the human brain can bypass words. You didn't realise I put 2 the's. You just went to the first line to check. Where's my like?

[@Dnsmithington]

GTN X I didn't realize 2 the's lol

[@kevaxel8145]

Drunk people playing Rocket League.. amazing!

[@FFrontline]

You are wasting 6 seconds reading this. True

[@tjmann3177]

Tbh, I don't like Jon as captain, but this actually might work out. Jon as captain, Mike as Striker, and Rob as Goalie

[@deandreblake3206]

You should be able to challenge him for Captain once a month or so via the same game mode

[@superflyriri4153]

I HAVE BEEN WAITING SO LONG FOR THIS

[@averycollicott9272]

"I'm gonna get the best comeback of 2017" Ask the Falcons if that's true

[@davidgagnon876]

words of wisdom "Time to sober up time to drink more beer" Woofless-2017

[@vjeranjanes5783]

Rob, you didn't seem drunk in the intro... You didn't even seem drunk in the WHOLE episode

[@MineCat10212]

Congrats on getting second rob, you scored 5 more points than mike.

[@loganmarch5957]

John didn't see drunk

[@AzogXela]

Jon drinks a whiskey, rob drinks a vodka

[@Shamoun2]

I feel like their all drunk in every video

[@theo-el6ih]

Dude gg but hail the new captain "JONSANDMAN" this is really awkward because i have already seen Jons video. Anyway guys you're the best keep up the great vids and btw Jons aerials are ON POINT Roob you 've still got some work much love

[@cdfromthep8290]

"I'm about to have the biggest comeback of the year." Super Bowl tho.

[@tellercreative6864]

I feel like I'm watching a workaholics episode watching you guys

[@ka-zoom-m8315]

You should have been captain, I was rooting for you. Great games though

[@reillyszeto5125]

jons shots are *TOTALLY* so beautiful with skillz ;/

[@mrpalooza8514]

Biggest Comeback of 2017..... Lets remember what happened last night.......

[@drizzlybear350]

everyone once and awhile I come back to see if you guys got any better at the game. you have plateaued.

[@gc6690]

I'm fucking stoned watching you drunk guys play RL and it's fucking hilarious 😂😂

[@vcroix8592]

Can we have a moment for F2? Its over, fun while it lasted.

[@Supersaiyandanny]

Jon is the captain and Mike is the founder, Rob is... THE ROB, AND F2 WILL STAY F2

[@bosshogg6033]

NOT MY CAPTAIN, NOT MY CAPTAIN, NOT MY CAPTAIN. Rob for captain 2017

[@Flamedramon9000]

Rob i think you guys should do this every 3 months or something to ensure the best one of you is always captain

[@disabletears5855]

Neat mike is trying 2 let u win rob just trust him and u would be captain

[@b1ackbrosyt153]

"Ima bout to get the biggest come back of 2017" watches super bowl 51

[@ethanxeno3939]

Mike is the type of drunk to pick a fight with the craziest fucker at the pub

[@mightydazken]

Okay, so I have a thought here. Honestly, to be captain, you have to prove your reliability, consistency and desire to lead time and time again, my suggestion is that you do these videos about every 2 months or so, that way the one who is captain at the time can't be too comfortable and just fall back on the captaincy when things go to shit alright, a bit like a re-election of sorts. Also, for every "period" of captaincy you EARN, you should get a special reward, a token of sorts for your services. I really do believe this would be absolutely fan-fucking-tastic to watch and for you guys, hope you like the idea!

[@kijanalloyd2102]

This had to be filmed before the superbowl if rob said that he was going to have the biggest comeback of 2017

[@oXhile]

Lets be honest here, Mike deserves the captain spot

[@NLSNcs]

I love that Jon won lol the only one who didn't constantly fight with another over captain I'm glad Jon's captain :D

[@chiarenza451]

when he said g2a was the moment rob knew he fucked up should have boosted

[@chesterc3754]

"Biggest comeback of 2017"... Then the Super Bowl happened

[@zacke.1286]

This game will DRIVE you to drink

[@grumblygames556]

Loved the music in the beginning

[@MW-ne2er]

For every time Rob whiffs drink another shot.

[@DonutMan_57]

That's a good think He played drunk !! Drunk Rob !😂

[@albertpinestein9977]

this shouldn't be the way you decide captain

[@bjedwin5700]

Mike is that guy that swear he's good but blames everything on the lag

[@paulzielke8805]

Can beer are you fucking kidding me

[@i.drawcomics]

jon was the only one that I didn't want to be captain 😪

[@tomasthemexikantomasthemex939]

I'm so angry you don't get the captain woffles

[@mjt5838]

Guys you should decide who's captain when you are not drunk its unfair because rob drank the most but I definitely think you should do a battle to be captain

[@maxsnodgrass9949]

Jon winning captain is better than watching the super bowl.

[@stingrayjones2]

Definetly more important than the super bowl

[@eriksilva1871]

as he says biggest comeback of 2017

[@JessGoddesse]

i dont watch neatmike often but he deserves to be captain hes clearly the best

[@Neptune_171]

You guys do realize that since Jon is buff he has high alcohol tolerance

[@jacklandry6757]

Jon: "I still have a whole night what do we do?" Rob:"Drink more with you guys?" Mike:"Kill ourselves..." 😂😂😂

[@lukewilloughby3779]

Rewatching these vids and rob said “talking future, f2 only won 17 major tournies” *Future* F2 disbanded after RLCS 2017

[@mr.avocado8780]

Neatmike should've been captain because he was the one who discovered F2 and reunited the team. The F2 team was his idea in the beginning.

[@itsgeo1002]

at the beggining ROB said we have been waiting for this Me:no!! I haven't I've been waiting for RIZZO AND ROB vs LACHINIO AND JON