Woohoo Wahoo Wacky Terrorist Twink Time (Best of PatStaresAt Final Fantasy 7R Part 1/3)

In this latest entry to Swaggsterpiece Theatre, we join Cloud Strife: a young up and coming drag queen wannabee, who seeks to surpass his eternal rival Sephiroth, and claim the title of Drag Queen Supreme in the Shinra AAA Drag Circuit. With the power of friendship, the connections of his childhood friend Tifa (current Italian Ambassador of Midgar), and his pushy boytoy obsessed manager Aerith, he is determined to let nothing stop him from achieving his childhood dream.
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[@Letsplaymoron]

2:53:38 Oh shit I completely forgot that Paige hates women

[@HippoJPLauncher]

Oh that’s funny I JUST rewatched his playthrough thinking “man I wish someone made a best of!”😅

[@Terithian]

Thank you for making this! Perfect time to go through it again, to recap for part 2 next month.

[@BallerSwagBro9K]

The sexual tension in this game is SO INSANELY HIGH! JESUS SQUARE!

[@In-The-Zone]

And they still nerf'd Aerith's ass!

[@Zajice]

4:45:10 caught me so off guard. Fucking brilliant.