Woolie VS The Legend of the Mystical Ninja (Part 06)

[@C_Kiri]

God, you know what this is? This LP is the exact polar opposite of that Degrees of Separation video Woolie was going off about a while back. 'God, I love the guy I was on commentary with, but our senses of humor literally did not work together in any regard whatsoever; he would just never play ball with me.' Literally this whole game has been Eyepatch Wolf taking the bit, grabbing the ball, going all nine yards, getting a touchdown, then continuing to run, leaving the stadium entirely, and taking the bus to go tackle Woolie's grandma. And I'm fucking living for it.

[@Abdega]

I like both for the opposite reasons, Eyepatch for the bantz Minhe/Billy for the ultra Minhe-stinct sandbagging antijokes

[@geardog24]

Woolie and Eyepatch single handedly caused the extinction of the rare Japanese boar just for some quick cash.

[@4Wilko]

See albino critters in Woolie's NieR Automata videos.

[@LuckeeStrikee]

I mean, those boars carried 10 bucks each. They've been lucky to have lasted that long.

[@R_got_a_name_change]

”That’s fine, I don’t mind killing some pigs.” - Woolie Madden 2019

[@kakoytazabar]

Wasn't it also the case in Nier: Automata?

[@kurowasanabe]

Yo that's real hiphop.

[@thunderhogTH]

"Don't trust those women!" -Eyepatch wolf 2019

[@xeros720]

Given his reaction to the "massage" parlors in Quebec, this tracks really well.

[@stephanieaensland6520]

I am genuinely upset that the two of you aren't going to be doing these videos on a regular basis after this game is done. This is some serious quality content right here. Handsome John has the perfect amount of energy and sass to match Woolie's unquenchable competitive nature.

[@StarkMaximum]

I don't know if anyone said it, but "Raccoon Dog" on the continue screen refers to the tanuki at the beginning of the 2D segments. "Raccoon Dog" is how a lot of SNES-era Japanese-themed games translated "tanuki".

[@SteelBallRun1890]

This will just end with "Woolie and Eyepatchwolf are no longer friends" isn't it?

[@TheChaosTrigger]

This will end with "Woolie and Eyepatchwolf are now husbands."

[@PenmanLupine]

if 3rd Birthday didn't end Woolie's friendship with Minh, nothing will end his friendship with Eyepatchwolf.

[@KeroKaminaX]

i wanted to make this joke parts ago but was afraid it'd be insensitive somehow

[@AntonioGarcia-zy5rs]

stop

[@jagged203]

@@PenmanLupine That's because if Woolie told Minh he wasn't his friend anymore it would just be sandbagged and Woolie would be forced to stay friends

[@MrYuargai]

Woolie and Eyepatchwolf are the true red and blue oni

[@AlrauneDollmind]

Woolie's more of a green oni, but yeah

[@LuckeeStrikee]

Matt and Pat were the true blue and red oni :(

[@lenmutt]

Need fanart of Super Eyepatch Wolf stressing out as he piggybacks Woolie who is reassuring him.

[@avunvain]

After a hard day in the boar mines, sometimes you just have to relax with some refreshing pizza.

[@Aligar]

It's probably too late if they played through in one sitting, but I wonder if they ever press Select to bring up the menu showing all their inventory and stuff. It's a fancy menu, even if they constantly lose their stuff.

[@awkwardGardener]

Yo, if you two did a LP of Mystical Ninja Starring Goemon I'd watch the shit out of that. I love that game, but I've only ever seen like, 2 LPs of it

[@Abdega]

18:38 “I do like the gentle knocking of the balls together” - Eyepatch Wolf 2019

[@knowwhatey3love304]

What a wholesome time this has been with these two scrubs.

[@yoindianbro]

You know it's a good video when Mr. Snip Snip makes an appearance

[@WillKeaton]

Oh, Iga! Okay, so in feudal Japan there were two these two rival ninja clans: the Iga, from Iga province, and the Kouga, from Omi province. These two clans come up a lot in anime and the like. Sometimes they are portrayed as being friendly rivals, but other times they are portrayed as having a centuries old blood feud between the two clans, and they hate each other immensely. Not 100% sure what their relationship was like in real life.

[@GraySkies-wj6pc]

As far as my understanding goes, IRL they were definitely rivals in some sense. To what degree, that's the part that's honestly debatable. Maybe their descendants know the truth?

[@Apemopo]

the bass lines in this games are so tight and funk.

[@davontenealus8795]

14:28 *KING CRIMSON*

[@pious83]

I agree with EPW, Goeman 64 is very underrated. The Impact sections were so much fun

[@jamesbb4448]

This is like ninja ed ed edd and eddy, except its just ed and eddy and they secretly want to kill each other.

[@trippcailean9594]

"gunmen in the streets" I see they got to the american level

[@lifeiscrap103]

Don't be silly. That would be Gunmen in the Schools.

[@huismands]

Wolf is like the anti-Minh, just the perfect LP pardner. Lovin' this salty dynamic...

[@brikksteele2474]

This episode reminds me of when I used to play Maplestory and would spend hours killing pigs to get money. This is the exact same gameplay loop right here.

[@SalientLamprophany]

Since I haven't noticed anyone else making note of it, that Kite Ninja boss with the kunai is actually a playable character in Goemon 64

[@Wolfwood2057]

Robot Ninja Sasuke Yae from the previous stage was also a playable character, though her hair color isn't confirmed on until the second SNES game.

[@Imasuky]

The mountains of salt will block out the sun

[@SIMIFU]

USE THE DIARY FOR FUC-oh what am I yelling for, this playthrough has all been recorded already so its no use :(

[@Kiyosuki]

That was shockingly intense at the end there!

[@4Wilko]

Wait. Are those "gunmen," as Woolie put it, babies shooting projectile poop out of their asses at you?

[@danielbeam3113]

I wish you two could do Goemon 64 on the channel. You're the world's most unexpected power couple.

[@BardBoss64]

dying to the Ogami Itto inspired enemy immediately is pretty choice.

[@ascendedsleeper7820]

Mystical Ninja Starring Goemon really was the shit. Had a little something for everybody, and I think Woolie would probably enjoy the giant robot segments if he tried it.

[@thegitgudneighborhood]

Woolie should bring his son more often for LPs. This one's been such a blast so far. - Awsm Chimera

[@Gustavozxd13]

Actual cooperation in the 2D party holy shit

[@davenathan2002]

That ending... could it be... *MODERN DAY!?*

[@AgmaVonSect]

Super Eyepatch Wolf: "I've been playing this game for twenty years." Also Super Eyepatch Wolf: *knows nothing about the game*

[@clock3001]

1. You suppose to ram enemies by holding down+foward with their respectable jutsu mounts. 2. The 800 yen/dollar jutsu lets you have the ability of flight making the ninja castle 2D area more easier. 3. 10 scolls= 1 POW. You need POW for the jutsu abilities and can only have up to 10 POWs.

[@fakeigniz13]

The Scrolls are boosting their pow and they don't know

[@BrazillianCara]

I remember having a good time with the second N64 Goemon game. Too bad the emulator stopped working after the first world.

[@Wolfwood2057]

it's reached the point where you can finish Goemon's Great Adventure, but it does have graphical glitches. However the first one works flawlessly now depending on what you play it on.

[@Bobbytries]

Let me know when someone drops a mod of this that's just you guys.

[@GundiMike]

woolie brought eyepatch wolf into this world and he can take him out of it

[@GohanEgret]

8:30 - _Jebaited._

[@crimsonharvest]

This is so much harder with two people I'm impressed

[@Xenochrist]

Woolie, play Goemon 64. It's a Zelda clone (but released before OoT), it's the BEST Zelda clone, it has the best music on N64, an art style that holds up, poorly translated dialogue that invariably became funnier than the source, mech battles with a FULL MOVELIST INCLUDING AN ORAORAORA RUSH, a few tracks with vocals including Kageyama da GAWD for the game's OP, everything about the game is perfect... except the camera, unfortunately. Still my favourite game 21 years later.

[@Chickenbowser]

Deer: God's Biggest Mistake

[@zombine64]

Wauw Woolie does a good old man.... Maaan Woolie with gray hair with faded green and purple....

[@solarReversal]

When are we getting Super Goemon Maker?

[@ghostbearlabs]

20:06 WooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[@JudgeOfFudge]

Timer at 992 both times you cut to the start of the boss fight... why you gotta try to hide your save states like that? :P

[@Wolfwood2057]

To be fair if they had to legit do this they probably wouldn't be able to finish the game after a certain point. The game gets incredibly hard in Ryukyu due to some nasty platforming and some of the most difficult regular enemies in the game. To add there's an 800 yen fee to reach the stage, which as you can probably tell already becomes a nightmare if you die and lose all your money. While the last stage is pretty tough too Ryukyu is ridiculous.

[@alancalvillo6756]

I'm ready master.

[@silverroddo1468]

Woolie’s old man voice sounds like Bogeyman from The Real Ghostbusters!

[@exiledPostman]

12:55 does anyone else hear a huge echo from Woolie going What??

[@StriderHoang]

Oh god watching the struggle for a 20 year old game is giving me a stroke

[@Wolfwood2057]

Attention: Goemon 2 Can be beaten without knowing any japanese. it's a straightforward stage select platformer.

[@latemanparodius5133]

Yeah, POW is your Jutsu POWer uses. If you don't have any POW, you can't use the expensive Jutsu you bought. For the one zone. Usually, it's not worth it, but at least once it's good for avoiding platforming bullshit. I believe the other jutsu for the ninja castle is BEING ABLE TO FLY! Totally takes those jumping sections out of the equation. Expensive, but might actually be worth it for once.

[@Laironiix]

3:55 Instant karma.

[@zerona]

plz do THE 64 GAME woolie

[@bobmonkey420]

Watch out for those asshole deers!

[@jensenmartin3648]

*deer

[@randomfox12245]

Watching these is a trip because the reason i unsubbed from eyepatch wolf is cuz i got really tired of his boring droning monotone ass video voice, so hearing him actually express emotion like a human being in these is reminding me why he used to be worth watching and i dont know how to deal with the whiplash.