WOOLIENUTTERS WORLDWIDE: Woolie vs Whatever

[@Kyun_dere]

Reggie playing up the ryu player and woolie telling him to shut up is the funniest thing I've seen in a while

[@inktoxicant]

Yo he spaced it!

[@omgitzjsmithbubble]

It was all apart of the Ryu player’s plan, he knew his opponent wouldn’t be able to adapt to his one track mind and would basically defeat himself.

[@aidan4252]

@@omgitzjsmithbubble He had a 50-50 chance of winning except that Ryu was a genetic freak.

[@LieseFury]

it's contagious. i found myself thinking "ooh nice frame trap!"

[@GashPlague]

"He won and he's shook!"

[@jaggidfire]

Reggie really has grown on me. He's the perfect naive optomist to Woolie's jaded wisdom.

[@combatrobot1443]

That Ryu was having more fun than any other modern fighting game player in the world.

[@Texmex386]

The level of editing genius that is Woolie not believing a twitch streamer played BotW without understanding basic game mechanics then immediately saying "my brand" is amazing.

[@kapkant6197]

Woolie laughed at a Vtuber clip, subreddit mods retire in shame.

[@Sercotani]

I will now watch this entire 1 hour 15 minute video just to see subreddit mods retire in shame in real time (real) (documented) (colourised) (SEXUAL).

[@bluegrave4376]

I feel that as long as the clip isn't centered around them being vtubers, it's fine. Helps that it was a dmc clip as well

[@Eidlones]

Cause it wasn't her screaming in broken English in a high pitched uwu voice or cursing in a high pitched uwu voice like 99.5% of all other vtuber clips that aren't big tittied vtubers that make their entire shtick that they're sexual.

[@kapkant6197]

@@Eidlones I don't like Vtubers either, I just like making fun of internet mods more lmao

[@Crouza]

@@Eidlones man who doesn't watch vtubers tries and fails to explain vtubers.

[@trashman1605]

59:47 Reggie having the same reaction as Paige is too funny

[@redgunnit]

That Gorilla Grodd clip is infinitely better without context. Hearing him say "Barack Obama" was a punch to the gut the first time i saw it.

[@opossum_elysium]

Shoutout to my boy Lyle Wrath, KILLIN it with the cartoons as always. And FUCK, Reggie using his commentating skills to make the Ryu player seem like a genius is so fuckin funny, especially with Woolie yelling at him to stop, I can't fuckin take it

[@Animedingo]

Bender turning the dial to Pharaoh is nothing short of genius

[@sayewonn]

If you want a NPC in Elden Ring to have a happy ending you have to pretend they don't exist and don't do their questline. It rarely ends well.

[@Dancenorigins]

Box

[@thelaughingrouge]

Ronnie may be the only fromsoft character that doesn't get her life ruined by meeting the player.

[@_Jay_Maker_]

Rya kind of legitimately does have a happy ending, at least in the context of... well, literally everything else around her.

[@figuures6098]

Simping for ranni makes all lives better

[@mimictear6788]

As long as you don't complete Dung Eater's questline, Blackguard Big Boggart gets a long, happy life, doing what he loves forever.

[@tylercafe1260]

I just realized the girl who didn't know the controls in BotW is the same girl who cried when that Bunny gets shot meme

[@Sonamyfan875]

☕

[@TheLucidChiba]

To her credit in this one the combat shrines can pretty easily be missed, I found them like halfway through the game all in a row.

[@wednesdaygeckok.7899]

Bruh how do you not just figure out you can do that? Theres strafing and jumping its common sense

[@Comkill117]

To her credit, she managed to get 3/4th of the way through the game without side hoping or parrying.

[@NeutralGuyDoubleZero]

​@wednesdaygeckok.7899 Whats common sense for gamers especially varies heavily depending on what youve played. Most conventional stuff like upgrading moves was new to Reggie since all he touched as arcade fighters. She couldve easily have just not played any games that focus on that kind of combat detail.

[@ShinNovaheart]

43:36 Months of waiting when I submitted this.... And it was all worth it for that burst of laughter🎉

[@SvarogAristaeusAllen]

Getting filtered by a DOOR is next level, well submitted clip

[@therealbigboss12345]

You and me both. I remember actually looking for the longer version cause I wanted it to be known how she barely escaped death entering a new room while trying to guard.

[@Comkill117]

“Corporate needs you to find the difference between these pictures.” - Deep frying turkey - Linking the First Flame “They’re the same picture.”

[@BloodyBulletShellz]

Woolie BOTW was my first Zelda game and I literally beat Gannon without knowing the parry dodge mechanics or finding the divine beasts. I just kept checking the coolest stuff out and gave up on stuff I thought I'd figure out later. my play though was about 90 hours too.

[@Americanbadashh]

But are you also a professional streamer?

[@BloodyBulletShellz]

@@Americanbadashh the voices in the vents keep telling me so

[@psykomancer4420]

How the hell do you not at least become aware of the Zora divine beast? They literally railroad you towards it.

[@BloodyBulletShellz]

@@psykomancer4420 Idk I play games weird I felt lost and just ran off collecting stuff until i found the castle.

[@greedyProphet]

I'm a bit late to this, but genuinely curious: did you have fun with the game still?

[@Shakespearoe]

Turns out, fire freaks Reggie out enough to fall back onto French.

[@ricepresident2990]

Frenchensteins’ monster over here

[@malikoniousjoe]

Meanwhile Woolie is on record as we’ll call it “Arson Enthusiast”

[@abadidea5984]

I hope Woolie gets to watch more episodes of Style Select, I have a lot of fun making those and I think he'd be really into the rest of it, especially the capoeira video.

[@shiningknight23]

I was feeling bad when he watched that video about Marie Rose and Lucky Chloe that he wouldn't give the other content a chance, especially because Style Select seems right up his alley

[@Kango234]

I could take a whole hour of them watching videos like that Ghandi Ryu one.

[@darklordliam]

You wanna jump, WE’RE GONNA JUMP

[@JackgarPrime]

It's maybe the greatest street fighter video ever. One of the classics. Watching that video is like a litmus test for fighting games.

[@masterxl97]

Reggie making the EXACT same face as Paige reacting to the Horse Girl story from like 5 years ago is one of those truly special moments.

[@NibiruOrigin]

Woolie hasn't had fried turkey before. It's worth the risk. And by risk, I mean if you actually take into account oil displacement when setting in your turkey, as well as making sure to thaw and dry the turkey, you're not going to have a giant turkey-infused fireball.

[@UndeadGary]

I love these sort of videos because they remind me of pre covid times when my friend group was more cohesive. When hanging out late and bored we'd just share videos and music we saved to our lists for just that reason. It was a great way to share with each other and laugh. These scratch that itch in a parasocial sort of way. Thanks Woolie and Reggie.

[@yukiminsan]

yeeesss let the parasocial flow through you

[@Kinzokugia]

1:09:04 I love the meta aspect of this. Woolie is crediting Sugarpunch while watching his own footage.

[@ryukashin9461]

From 46:53 to 46:57 it looks like Woolie is lovingly stroking Reggies face while he defends Scorpion

[@Pefonmo]

Reggie's got the best surprised face.

[@In-The-Zone]

I love it was the same as Paige's about the horse girl

[@rosenrot234]

I think my fav was when he was so happy for communism until the animal wagons and tanks were mentioned.

[@tigerfestivals5137]

@@rosenrot234 lol when was this

[@rosenrot234]

@@tigerfestivals5137 Woolie has a short of it on the algorithm channel

[@TheNobleShade]

The funniest thing about the Gandhi vs FSP clip is that immediately after that, Gandhi got blown up by Dan.

[@lilwyvern4]

The robot sumo thing is surprisingly hype. It's even more hype when they have humanoid robots. Sure, they have to pick the things up constantly, but they give their little mini gundams intros and shit! It's great!

[@HomerGunther]

That Gandhi Ryu clip was transcendent, holy shit i love that FSP started getting mad at the commentators, that had me in pieces

[@kyrridas1573]

"go anywhere, including away from the tutorial" i played BotW for nearly 200 hours without finding where to spend korok seeds. i still think the limited weapon inventory is more balanced/interesting than having a billion melee weapon slots.

[@talynhastime9343]

When Woolie said “Dogs have jobs in Grenada” I imagined some Dobermans dressed as secret service with ties and sunglasses standing vigil in front of someone’s house.

[@leonmanville5257]

Go play "Fight n rage" and come back with PTSD about dobermans in sunglasses.

[@Memanruler]

ok Woolie skipping My Brand! breaks my poor little heart

[@artgraveyard]

it might have me3 spoilers so i'm glad they did

[@LieseFury]

@@artgraveyard it doesn't

[@TheLucidChiba]

I 100% believe the BOTW girl, the combat shrines are super easy to miss and if it was someone's first Zelda they would have no reason to expect those moves to exist.

[@SleazyShell]

To clarify about the robot sumo since I used to compete in it - it's not remote controlled like Robot Wars, it's all autonomous. The robots have sensors to tell where the enemy is and on the bottom to tell where the white edge of the ring is, and you have to program them to do the sumo logic ahead of time. That's what those fabric flaps are for, it's to confuse the enemy's sensors. Also, Woolie said they have to use the same motors and stuff - there might be different rules in different places but when I completed the only standardizing rule was that the robot had to fit inside a square of a certain size at the start of the match. That's why you see some of them with big flaps that fall down at the start of the round, they have to be folded up before it starts to fit inside the square footprint. Other than that, it can be any weight, any cost, any hardware. There are some standard kits for people to get into it, and different size classes as well - the smallest I saw was nano-sumo, where the robot had to fit inside a 25mm square.

[@grandobsidian]

I feel like that movie clip of "he gave himself over to the authorities" needs to be edited into Dizzy's instant kill

[@game-bit3836]

I like these kind of videos . I get to watch reactions , follow up punchlines to videos and see things I’ve never seen before I wish I had before. Thanks wools

[@cristianl1516]

Skipping “my brand” is cosmically dissatisfying.

[@franzhopper7631]

Why does he even add the parts with the videos he skipped? Is it so we can check them out ourselves?

[@LieseFury]

@@franzhopper7631 it's to publicly shame cringe videos. in this case he misjudged.

[@Triceritrozer]

​@@LieseFurydid he ever rectify that

[@aj00]

Shoutout to the high detailed editing/time stamping 🙏

[@JonVonBraun]

As a successful turkey deep fryer, it's ALL in prep. Dry the turkey and pre measuring the oil so you know how much to put in. Displacement is a higher concept to most people who want to try this. 30 to 45 minutes for a pretty good turkey.

[@aftertone3146]

Why was Woolie shaming Gandhi. Core A gaming already proved with SCIENCE that he understood what was needed to win

[@Sonicfalcon16]

1:07:32 That year was rustlmania and achivement hunter making wreasting god like characters. I gotta submit that next time.

[@fishbiter9409]

43:35 I've watched this clip like fifty times. It's glorious. The amazing level of fail. Woolie's big laugh. The editing. It's all there.

[@adamvegas5951]

23:54 I love Reggie he makes these streams for me

[@keithusnma4301]

35:00 Woolie outs himself as a hypebeast

[@gronzen5451]

God the skeleton bit and Professor Farnsworth just *vanishing* from the Blue Eyes attack just slay me no matter what.

[@Doomroar]

Someone went out of their way to first give a dog a machete, then train the dog on how to use it, the dog can even do low swipes and high swipes, it know that it has to hit, it even used his paw to adjust the damn blade, dude what the hell were they thinking!?

[@FactionReaction]

sumo robots with the woolies choice of music 👏🙌🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@cokeMONSTERps3]

43:20 holy shite JP as an Ace Combat villain Voice Over is the shit. It's like the Alex Jones as 40K stuff.

[@deshwitat357hedge7]

11:28 was my reaction to Woolie playing Arkham Asylum.

[@StaggerLee55]

There isn't a single human on earth who would've teched that Ryu's first grab

[@NTeKLullaby]

Regarding the Elden Ring NPCs: I always felt that since Dark Souls 1, where the NPCs were supported by the world and narrative, while also supporting it themselves have in every subsequent release become more of a tool to support the narrative, rather than having a narrative of their own. Lautrec, Solaire, Griggs, Laurentius, etc. all felt like they were actively trying to persue their own story and agenda, while giving hints to the player about the overall narrative. In the other titles, apart from a very select few NPCs, this has all but faded and these newer NPCs have very little impact on the player.

[@trashman1605]

I completely understand what you mean. Lautrec is the only Npc that made me question the prophecy of the chosen undead even though he never said anything about it

[@leithaziz2716]

Aldia is probably the closest you get of that connection to the player, as he directly asks the player who's attempting to link the flame: What is it YOU want? What do you desire out of this? And that's probably a big reason why he's such a memorable NPC/boss amongst the series. It's a real shame he is never even brought up in DS3.

[@steezles]

Strange that this is the biggest early Christmas gift I can get

[@Sonicfalcon16]

53:39 looking at this is like, robot wars is watching a narated dbz fight between robots and this what the Z fighters see when they follow them their eyes

[@danieln6613]

11:34 Damn, this girl would go through the entirety of Dark Souls without realizing there's a button for rolling

[@thatoneguy5969]

I remember I had the chance to deep fry a turkey in high school during my culinary arts class. Well, it was more like me and the other students just standing by and watching while the chef was the one actually doing the deep fry lol I will say, deep fried turkey has to be one of the best things I've ever tasted. I don't dare try to make it on my own though

[@SSmotzer]

Being able to turn your brain off and just unga the most bunga in a fighting game is a true skill.

[@nickhatessnow763]

I also missed the tutorial in BotW until super late in the game and didn't know how to do any of the new melee combat shit. I was playing on Master Mode too so by the time I learned all that stuff the shit I was doing ended up being way more effective than the normal combat.

[@johnoneil9188]

Isn´t the lady from the BotW video the same as from the Last of Us clip with the rabbit?

[@UCannotDefeatMyShmeat]

12:18 honestly I’d be proud to have gotten so far without knowing a basic function

[@Shygster]

42:47 Honest question: Is this the same person who voice Billy in Grim Adventures of Milly and Bandy?

[@KurstKensei]

The Muay Thai video from Sugar Punch is my favorite of his style select videos so far.

[@Two-ToneMoonStone]

28:49 I have to defend my boy here. Steiner isn't like Jake the Snake or anything, but the man cuts a fuckin' promo.

[@JTF374]

Oh my god someone remembers the better Project x Zone game! Woolie, you know good game intros, and the Namco x Capcom cut for the sumo robot video Proves it!

[@broomy1610]

Okay but those robot fights were hype as fuck tho

[@Revanxbone]

Loved seeing their sugar punch reaction!

[@Maphisto86]

47:33 Woolie "Ed Boon Story Writing Apologist" Madden

[@alldayagain]

Deep-fried turkey was pretty easy for my dad to figure out his first time, due in part to his Military experience Dude once told me how they (either their side or the enemy side) would make unmanned molotovs out of light bulbs that were would explode when the lights were flipped. Pretty sure he could figure out the basics of turkey frying. 😂 Three nasics off the top of my head would be to make sure the turkey isn't frozen, have a long propane tube, and do it away from anything flammable.

[@ulmxn]

Video begins with Woolie 100% supporting implied consent, can't take it back now. Bake him away, toys.

[@americadrm]

Woolie would love the modding community I would love a modded play through

[@JohnAtDawn]

Oh course the vtuber clip that gets Woolie is Gura playing DMC.

[@damonsghost9235]

They fold at the casual N-word use? Dissa-ppoooooiinted!

[@Prnnce]

Did i just see woolie skip a literal 10 second video

[@nthyfault]

Brawl for All was not a Vince McMahon idea, but a Vince Russo idea. There is an awesome Dark Side of the Ring episode about it.

[@tylermonacchio2163]

59:25 If there is a Sumo Robot anime, I'd watch it. That looked super sick!

[@UndeadGary]

Goddamn I'd pay you guys to do more color commentary over robot fights with fighting games OSTs played overtop. That's some good slop.

[@Akaritomi]

As a fan since the days of "Two Best Friends Play..." I loved watching Rustlemania. Including the small lived side episodes like "Arts and Crafts with Liam and Matt". My favorite arc being Creepy Anime Bullshit... don't judge me!

[@SeekerofYab]

For real deep frying turkeys (or anything really large) needs a massive pot and a portable cooker so you can cook in a driveway or parking lot. Do not try that even close to anything flammable. And probably a grease-safe extinguisher just in case.

[@kentalacrucia]

Woolie treating that lady like she's crazy because she should know stuff from Ocarina of Time, a game she has probably never touched.

[@EnvyMizuhashi]

Bout time Woolie saw a SugarPunch fighting game video. Definitely check out the rest of Style Select and more!

[@Charlie_Xmas]

on the subject of wrestling in Fighting game, this is why Def Jam is still on top for me, unlike a wrestling game where you can see it's motion capture and thus somewhat safe, the moves in Def Jam are pure "How can I use wrestling to hurt someone" when you do an Emerald Flowsion you hold the guy head so he can't tuck it in when you drop, for exemple

[@CmdrLegion]

Reggie's reaction at the end of the drip dbz video is perfect,high quality slop.

[@alexanderson4497]

Time for the slop, Woolie when are you gonna learn that shame and dignity don't pay the bills?

[@imjustdandy9799]

We deep fry our turkey every year for thanksgiving and we’ve never fucked it up, but you gotta do it with an ACTUAL DEEP FRYER not a fucking pot in your garage lol

[@In-The-Zone]

Wow, they ruined that battle network clip, the normal in game scene is hilarious enough

[@alokinzna]

1:35 Almost blew my eardrums with that laughtrack . Why the hell was it so loud editor ????

[@Eja_Shaki]

Had no idea deep frying a turkey could go so wrong we do it every year

[@luigiprofeta2295]

I hope Woolie at somepoint gets to see the TerminalMontage Kirby videos, I think he would have enjoyed it more than the smash bros one.

[@ArcRay20]

52:10 to catch yourself only to still say the wrong thing anyways. the concept is easy, the editing process is not.

[@xooiid]

Love the vids! One small correction though: 29:55 - This is actually a re-upload. The original creator is voice actor Tom Schalk (@TomStheVoice) who has also done follow-up videos.

[@sekri0940]

2:22 millions of toddlers were silenced once the pit-bull understood the concept of weaponry

[@rangerghost2474]

29:10 Still hoping for a new Vegas playthrough someday😂

[@gameb9oy]

I mean, while that could be fun, I hope we get Reggie playing it if we do.

[@rangerghost2474]

@@gameb9oy oh yeah most definitely I can just imagine some of the shit Reggie would get up to😂

[@gameb9oy]

@@rangerghost2474 meanwhile, if Woolie takes control… well Woolie has always had trouble with every form of RPGs, especially with following along with the stories

[@Sercotani]

it's gonna be as bad if not worse than the Mass Effect playthrough.

[@yojimmybob]

christmas came early

[@HoChiMints2007]

Woolie's laugh is on its way to become a full blow Kafka Kackle

[@OtherBross]

I've been waiting for this! the Ghandi vs FSB playback was hilarious.

[@Frostman411]

Like... I get how it happens. But that shrine is right next to Kakariko village in BotW, a majority of players are expected to see it. Now, given that ever since open world has been a thing, people have just gone off where they wanna as soon as the game allows them some freedom, it was stupid for Nintendo to not put that shrine on the Plateau.

[@theawkwardpotato264]

How the hell do you not mess with the controls at all in a game like Breath of the Wild? Even accidentally? That's insanity to me.

[@kevindedios7372]

Some people play life with default controls man

[@ryanbradleyrankin]

This is exactly why all that over tutorialisation exists. People take whats given to them at face vallue and thats it.

[@TheLegendaryZed]

whats wrong with the default controls of botw?

[@ManiacYKT]

I guess Egoraptor was wrong, people are like that sometimes and will never press buttons unless handholded in a very obnoxious manner.

[@bioforce5]

First thing I do when I start up a new game is press every button to see what they all do. It's wild to me that there are so many people out there who are perfectly content to just entirely ignore buttons on their controller in a game unless the game explicitly forces them to press them.

[@Bokkensword]

@12:48 girl was playing this like a dark souls game for 20+ hours only to find out Link took the acrobatics feat

[@kkryder9176]

The Rustlemania stuff was nice, good memories

[@sat2517]

Easy tip for frying turkey, fill it with water to test water level when adding turkey for the appropriate amount of grease.

[@bl1neoner370]

Reggie's laugh cures depression

[@fluxgoodra9034]

Wow my favourite Clarkson clip in Woolie’s vid? Damn it’s a good day

[@dude10067]

Damn that dog applied corner pressure

[@Vugtis_El_VillaVODS]

About the Breath of the Wild video. It was supposed to be a compliment. Imagine a self imposed rule of not using parries and dodges. She didn't know the parries and dodges yet still beat 3 divine beasts. Thats a mark of good game design and player skill