The New World Miracle Class Bugs | Castle Super Beast Clips

[@itselguapo]

"The chat is just an HTML box... with an open parentheses and a closed parentheses... meaning that-" and woolie immediately put two and two together and had the face like, "OOHHH NOOOO!!"

[@trashman1605]

Someone set woolie's facial animation to 500%

[@leithaziz2716]

Woolie transformed into an L.A. Noire character during this segment

[@threadinfinite7070]

Seeing Woolie just absolutely light up at all these bugs fills me with joy.

[@Coconut-219]

QA Woolie: " Ah yes, a bountiful harvest this year! "

[@TimBagels]

When Woolie says "Put the tendrils out" I imagine him using his dreds like sentient limbs and extending them through the streets of Montreal to gather info

[@Champiness]

I was asking myself whether Shivers or Esprit de Corps was the better analogue

[@nathanhepworth-smith9021]

Goat comment

[@ratking1608]

Is that not just what he does anyway

[@Biodeamon]

they're like the Old Ones you need high enough insight to see

[@pyropoyo]

3:21 Woolie going from a neutral resting face to bugged eye "OH NO" wonderment is so good

[@thespheregridisrunonchemtrails]

Woolie making a literal pog face at bugs gives me life

[@RocRolDis]

Dude, these bugs gave Woolie life.

[@leithaziz2716]

@@RocRolDis When life gives you bugs...

[@ScarceCastle2]

@@leithaziz2716 woolie steals them to gain more life. Like that guy and the pie

[@leithaziz2716]

@@ScarceCastle2 I was expecting a "don't make lemonade" joke, but good enough.

[@ScarceCastle2]

@@leithaziz2716 I'd reckon the lemonade would somehow crash your PC, so wouldn't recommend 🤷‍♀️

[@GIZMONDO987]

Woolie essentially ahegao-ing at New World's invincibility glitch is simultaneously The Best but also The Most Cursed Thing.

[@hakmada]

No

[@noellesato311]

Castle Super Cursed

[@jacobl4699]

Why would you say this, i hope you are happy with yourself

[@constantanxietyattacks6878]

AMBATUKAAAAAAM

[@AuraStUrm]

My eyes tried to pop out of my skull when Pat mentioned the HTML chat box

[@Broomer52]

Power Word: Kill

[@majdjinn5042]

When Woolie talks about keeping feelers or tendrils out, does anyone else just imagine a dread lifting and moving off screen

[@ChronoTriggerHappy]

shhh we dont speak of the eldritch powers of the Woolie Hole, stare too long into the Woolie Hole and the Woolie Hole may stare back into you

[@SteelShroom256]

Absolutely.

[@malikoniousjoe]

2:00 3:20 Timestamps for Woolie reaching Nirvana

[@skeletalmesh9872]

2:00 If you look close enough you may actually see Woolie's soul leave his physical body and then come back for a brief moment there

[@just_matt214]

Leave his body? Man, that's his soul *syphoning* energy from the collective suffering of New World's playerbase.

[@Shadar22]

This should become a segment, like Woolie's MMO Bullshit Corner

[@charlesw.8343]

Yes please

[@skeletalmesh9872]

That'd be sick

[@redtheftauto]

It happens decently enough when pat talks about ff14 lol

[@pyropoyo]

Woolie learning about anything related to MMOs is always a treat. Though this is just stuff specific to New World rather than general MMO insanity.

[@talondiaz4148]

Woolie should start a podcast/mini series *specifically* about game bugs. It could be a mix of historical throw backs (basically the greatest hits in game bug history) and a more detailed dive into new/ongoing bugs in recent games. It could be really fun! He seems to love hearing/talking about game bugs, and he's more than qualified as a former QA team lead!

[@shimapanzer9930]

This is an extremely good idea

[@vj7248]

at the very least i think a one off stream where he talks about QA life and some of his favorite game bugs would be fun.

[@GodReggie]

Woolie hitting his o face in this one

[@Stareostar]

some of the most genuine human emotion in woolie's reaction to the html chat box 3:13

[@GELTONZ]

"Players just aren´t ready for the New World expierence - they are formed by modern skinner box games. New World is just truly new, it dishes out new content every patch: The bugs are the content. The grinding: Boring. Getting crashed through an chat exploit: Thats innovative entertainment. The way to play the game is not to watch copy-pasted videos of the most effiecent grind, the best build and replicate - it is to read the bug report forum, in which one can read - by design - how to replicate bugs and exploits. The adventure isn´t to walk around in a boring world to the fight copy-pasted mobs, it is to try to cheat as much as u can get away with - that is exciting. Metacommentary "postmodern" games are lame and boring - New World is truly postmodern in its design." -A comment on another New World video that deserves to be copypasta.

[@willadkins1354]

I mean, a bug based video game would unironically be postmodern. It would be a game aware of its own artifice with layers of irony.

[@charleswisconsin9196]

nice try. we know you wrote the original comment too.

[@lkim100]

Hot Take: all games have always been skinner boxes, going all the way back ti whatever the first video game was.

[@lkim100]

Hotter Take: all forms of entertainment and media are skinner boxes, the only difference are the buttons and corn.

[@Noxshade]

Who’s ready for another two years of this story and then the announcement of New New World (no for real this time)?

[@BOTC201]

Newer World?

[@Dragonsmana]

@@BOTC201 Neo New World.

[@pyropoyo]

No Man's World

[@leithaziz2716]

Shin Neo World

[@otorinthuzoth8624]

New World (A Realm Reborn)

[@Ketsuekisan]

That invincibility glitch is so good, it made Woolie ahegao.

[@hakmada]

Stop

[@OverlordKog]

Guess what? New World accidentally deleted all crafting gear in the game like 2 or 3 days ago. Oops.

[@jariu9612]

These are happening faster than I can find out about them, Jesus

[@Ketsuekisan]

They did WHAT? How?

[@rascalqueen5426]

@@Ketsuekisan They flagged an entire gathering class as unreleased content and the game just blasted all of that class's gear into the ether, including the stuff players already owned.

[@Kightsofchaos]

That's hilarious. And I thought Fallout 76 was bad.

[@cattibingo]

"Hey wanna buy some crafting gear?.... where tf did you get that crafting gear?!?! Deleted. P.s. thanks for the money anyway" -amazon, probably

[@rain_magearchives4089]

Everyone:.... Woolie VS: Doktor, turn off my QA inhibitors!!!

[@cephaloncurry834]

At 3:24 you can see Woolies' face light up with all sorts of emotions as what Pat's saying hits him lmao

[@MarkGearRex]

I watched my brother play New World a little bit, and what stood out to me the most was the complete lack of a swimming animation. Instead, you just slowly walk on the bottom of lakes/rivers/oceans and slowly drown.

[@warzone822]

It's like a 2010 game in that aspect

[@Staringathesun]

I've said it before and I'll say it again. New World is the best example of a developer not actually playing their own game.

[@The5lacker]

I’d offer a slight correction: it’s the best example of MANAGEMENT not actually playing their own game (or any other games, for that matter.) The average dev is probably intimately familiar with all of these problems but has drunken themselves into a stupor.

[@Ragnorok64]

I always get the feeling that, of the former Best Friends, Woolie was the only one that actually enjoyed his previous job.

[@imedudes2196]

I think doing Bug Testing as a job takes that inherent feeling of "oh I found a bug :D" and turns it into "BUG FOUND POG POG POG POG"

[@ProfesserLuigi]

@@imedudes2196 It was probably the one thing that made the job tolerable.

[@GIZMONDO987]

Idk, one of the other former Best Friends seems to like going "DiD yOu KnOw *I* WaS oN Qa FoR tHiS gAmE" at the drop of a hat, so that one probably doesn't look back on it Too unfondly either.

[@DemonFireRain]

funnily enough I was rewatching one of the Castlevania LPs on the old channel and at one point both Matt and Liam expressed that there were aspects of the QA job that they missed. whether that's still true, no idea though.

[@imedudes2196]

Ok, let's refine this. Pat is the only one who actively hates his former job. Like, the other former members didn't like their jobs, but still have fond memories. Pat's only fond memories are of getting to leave.

[@rain_magearchives4089]

2:04 For that Bug-Nut

[@KreuzDrache]

"Double Helix is gone man" Fuck, that hurt.

[@PregnantAdamSandler]

This is like, the most animated I have seen woolie as pat describes the bugs. You can tell he is all in as pat is describing what is happening with the chat bug

[@grandobsidian]

Is this being run by the same dudes that left Blizzard to make Wildstar and then scuttled the project because the new grunt level devs had more talent and passion than they expected and their egos couldn't handle it?

[@lokiasgard]

3:30 In close caption it says Woolie is singing as he says Oh No. 🤣

[@Drawersama]

This is why the "fuck around and find out" team is super important. And is even more important to not build your game on a shitty engine.

[@krizalllid]

Is new world using the cryengine fork that Amazon had at some point? I remember star citizen moving to that years ago

[@danherondraws]

it's always good to see sheer joy bloom spontaneously on their faces X3

[@ARCH1V3S]

Hearing shit like this is why im glad I just stuck around playing ff14 instead of getting sucked in into the hype of this brand new mmo, I remember my friends hyping it up even though fucking amazon's behind it, and knowing amazon's track record when it comes to games, let's just say I saw this coming from a mile away.

[@DatAsuna]

bunch of my friends play it but I've never seen anyone hype for it. lol And said friends are the type who play every MMO at least a bit at launch. lol

[@mr_mist7891]

3:25 "OH NO... OUR GAME... IT'S BROKEN..."

[@precisedime1377]

So what I'm hearing is: Programming is significantly harder than tax fraud ?

[@Coconut-219]

Amazon buying another studio be like - "Workers are a resource that must be mined"

[@ratking1608]

Woolie saw God for a moment when HTML was first mentioned

[@timd7971]

When you pay your QA team the same as an Amazon worker and reward finding bugs with access to the team piss bottle

[@iamnuff1992]

I mean... I played New World, and the actual core gameplay was actually pretty good. I liked running around shooting monsters with a flintlock rifle, but I stopped because the crafting (which I normally go hard on) seemed kinda pointless. I'd spend hours grinding iron to build more guns to level up my gunsmithing crafting level so that I could spend all of my 'good' resources to make the best gun possible for myself, and then just find a better weapon in a random box two minutes later. No attempt was made to make crafted weapons better than found ones, and keeping your crafting level on-par with your actual combat level is a huge fucking chore because resource nodes are shared between players. If you run out to where the iron ore spawns and someone else got there first, then you get no fucking iron. And the way crafting materials are set up, everyone in the entire game needs iron. No matter what their crafting level is or what they're marking. Clothes need iron, plate armour need a LOT of iron. Melee weapons need iron, Caster-weapons need iron. Ranged weapons need iron. You need a lot of fucking iron in this game. Wood is easier, because trees are everywhere, but higher-level materials from rare trees probably suffer the same problem.

[@charleswisconsin9196]

you actually kinda liked thing? THAT'S ILLEGAL!

[@lastlunarrun6418]

"Myriad Technical Buffoonisms"

[@Gojiro7]

I dont think Woolie has ever made such strong Ooo faces before, not even on his wedding night XD

[@Confutionist]

This is the happiest a segment has made me in a while.

[@cyberninjazero5659]

I would just like to take this moment to congratulate Amazon for somehow Gigabotching worse than Fallout 76, Cyberpunk 2077 and now the GTA 3D remasters combined

[@UltimaKeyMaster]

Me: Okay even with the hilarious problems I'll just play solo as long as I can and turn the chat off completely with my new 3070. Me 5 seconds after telling someone I'm playing it as an Adol Cristin as a joke: *What do you mean even RTX 30's get their gpu's automatically fucked even after I quickly fixed my FPS.*

[@FishSkeleton-]

Between this, the Souja Boy/ Snoop Dogg clip, and the MMO real estate bit, the podcast has been on fire lately. New Golden Age.

[@grandepanda8298]

Woolie thank you for the pog

[@R0kushi]

holy shit the faces woolie makes just hearing the stuff alays kills me

[@trampoline11x]

This game took "an amazons worth of bugs" to an unexpected new level.

[@LorcaNomad]

been waiting for this clip all week fuck yeah

[@GELTONZ]

Man...poor Double Helix. They went from a laughable nobody to an instant legend to bought out by Amazon SO FAST. They were like...the ONE Western studio I would trust with a Japanese property (really Front Mission Evolution was a decent game for an action spin-off).

[@FormalGibble]

Just imagine going from silent hill homecoming to battleship the movie the game to FUCKING KILLER INSTINCT AND STRIDER to just disappearing into the aether.

[@meltedmuffin]

The year is 2077, Jeff bezos unplugs from his nutritank and crawls over to the holoscreen, he pushes the buttons and enters in his bank details to confirm purchase of the last game studio on earth, this will finally be the game that resolves the issues and turns it around for amazon game studio. Coming 2078, Amazon presents cube world.

[@alephnole7009]

There was also a bug that would cause sudden massive power spikes on high end GPU. That would cause them to literally catch fire.

[@charleswisconsin9196]

probably not.

[@leithaziz2716]

2021 seems to take the title for the year of buggy/unfinished products.

[@WaluTime]

good news: we have a competitor of a year

[@fennrir9809]

How the... how. Code injection. I am... shocked

[@kingofbel6499]

Damn, I nearly got into the hype and bought the game. I love the feeling of dodging a bullet.

[@katsasgeorge]

Ok so now we know Woolie's bedroom face.

[@fien111]

Bug 13315 Class SSS Players can desynch their client from the game's servers by dragging the game window around, allowing for character invincibility and various other exploits. Fix immediately Response from Devs: Can Not Fix.....please help

[@dornob13]

I only know bugs from a outside looking in, and all those bugs are very funny. very "then the rubble caught fire after it feel in the river"

[@Vugtis_El_VillaVODS]

9:55 let me guess it will have "Impact" on the title

[@battlion507]

Jeez. So I checked Amazon's titles: They technically started releasing games... on the Amazon appstore. Their first game was a phone/tablet management "Facebook" game til after 2015 when Wayforward (Yeah, weirdly) developed Til Morning's Light. But when they really wanted to jump in the "Triple AAA" wagon They released the beta of Crucible... until it was unreleased. And there was Breakaway... that was cancelled. Even the Lord of the Rings MMO got scrapped. So now they have this South Korean built game called Lost Ark.

[@kiana5066]

no, not the tendrils! NOT THE TENDRILS!!!

[@djoshawott2850]

This isn't QA pron, this is a QA snuff film.

[@justinl8791]

Woolie turning into the Undertaker after listening how stupid New World's buggy bullshit is.

[@mohawklogan]

2:06 for Woolies O face

[@WrenchMcCool8]

Listened to the podcast, came just to watch woolie's reaction.

[@Porterhaus94]

Mute this clip, give it subtitles, greyscale it and play ragtime music and you've got yourself a great silent film skit

[@ikkubol]

uuuggghhhhh

[@kaueleao9957]

And I got an new world add watching this video

[@charleswisconsin9196]

one D.

[@VentWilsn]

i knew an acquiantance that would hype up New World so hard. I would be like "what about all these other games Amazon Games said they were going to make and ultimately cancelled?" and he wouldnt give a shit. I held out hope because New World actually came out, but i wasnt expecting this level of bugs from this game.

[@manticorephoenix]

Every job looks easy until the first day you have to do the shit, and it is always amusing, always amusing, when multi billion dollar companies figure out that you need to hire people that know what they’re doing and not just always the yes man or cheapest bid

[@Blackheartzero]

**General chat** Player: Name: Aelita - Code: Lyoko (Game crash)

[@LilAnonomus]

2:04 QA coom

[@totor999]

I think Soulja Boy was very confused when he said that he was the owner of Atari, because it now seems plausible that the company he actually owns is Amazon Games. You keep hearing about it for stupid stuff, yet nothing tangible ever comes out of it.

[@ZKtheMAN]

*GOOD GOD, THAT'S RCE* _what the fuuuuucccccckkkkkk_

[@KoopySandwiches]

I’m not smart enough to understand how the text bug works.

[@gotnothingclever]

Feeling pretty good about putting "New World" on ignore in Steam

[@charleswisconsin9196]

neat.

[@GundiMike]

i feel like poor QA testing is woolie's secret fetish

[@ultimor1183]

I wish my IRL housing tax would invert and pay me.

[@harrisonlichtenberg3162]

I learned more about programming all because of New World's gross negligence

[@Biodeamon]

the joy to hear amazon crashing and fucking burning because of economy exploits feels me with so much fucking happiness like isn't the fucking greatest form of irony

[@aptspire]

At this point, just play what Sseth recommends

[@mittensbro]

That "everything is rendered on the client-side" thing is exactly why GTA Online is so riddled with cheaters, btw. It's basically an MMO designed in the exact way you are not supposed to design an MMO.

[@god47398]

wow, this is the first time ive heard anything bad about new world. was honestly looking into buying it when it goes on sale. hopefully shits fixed by the time that happens

[@SlaaneshiChosen_Carmena]

New prediction: Amazon games revealed to accidentally be laundering money due to coding errors.

[@cybergeek11235]

"If [...] basic menus are *bad*, leave." Pat, you play FF14.

[@iamnuff1992]

Movement in New World isn't great. There's a serious lack of a sprint button, but your ability to jump and mantle is pretty nice. But it's menus are fine. I've seen better but i've seen much worse too.

[@dude10067]

This is why people should just play DC Universe Online instead

[@afterpasthours7504]

Can…can we unrelease this one?

[@Sitinomi]

It’s unfortunate that all these bugs are fucking up the game. I really enjoyed exploring and hunting with my rifle, but the rest of the game seems like such a trash fire. All of these “fixes” like turning off the economy are just…why? Why did you think this was a good idea?

[@KaptinScuzgob]

the only fix is deleting the game and starting again

[@nathanhepworth-smith9021]

Let’s be honest did anyone think this game was goin to be good?

[@bethbearmacethatguy]

Amazon games is just lots of money and no talent or creativity.

[@nikkikat2210]

It's funny that it released at the same time as throne of liberty an that's free. full priced L.

[@kingcaesar3693]

Games not dead though. If the 200k daily players is dead then FF14 and ESO are 6 feet under Pat. Steam charts alone says New World has that on a daily basis and those other 2 are at around 15k tops.

[@richardfiddler4526]

Its still the worst ever

[@kingcaesar3693]

@@richardfiddler4526 IDK I enjoy it. At least I don't have to pay $14.99 a month and it feel like a job rather than a hobby like FF14 or any other MMO that still asks for my wallet at the start of each month. It's literally why I don't play MMOs till now.

[@Alhazzred]

who uses steam to play ffxiv, donacdum

[@GELTONZ]

@@Alhazzred ...me?

[@Alhazzred]

@@GELTONZ what I was getting at is it's a terrible way to measure player count.