Castle Super Beast Clips: Aliens? ALL IN!

[@zigmus00A]

Pat: "Have you noticed time is moving faster?" Woolie: "Yeah, you know why." Me: *A L I T T L E B I T C L O S E R T O H E A V E N*

[@poyomonofchaos]

"I respect the first human to have eaten a mushroom..."

[@sylverlune]

"North latitude, 28 degrees, 24 minutes, West longitude 80 degrees, 36 minutes..."

[@WandererRedux]

And to think, Woolie was *_this_* close to getting his own Stand from a flamboyant David Bowie looking vampire head attached to the body of a sunlight channeling punch guy. Shame Woolie didn't believe in gravity hard enough.

[@dissonanceparadiddle]

@@WandererRedux I know this is a JoJo reference..... But also what is this a reference of for the podcast?

[@WandererRedux]

@@dissonanceparadiddle They're just JoJo references to a particular character in Part 6. If you're not familiar then it'll make sense once you've seen/read Stone Ocean. Unless you specifically mean what I was saying, which I could explain in a spoiler light way if needed.

[@pathfindersavant3988]

Just imagine, there is another timeline where Woolie never broke free and stayed in the church, Pat became one of those weirdos who's obsessed with aliens and wears tinfoil, and the two of them never met. Really makes you appreciate the current timeline we're in, doesn't it?

[@arthurgomes5188]

Don't forget that in that timeline woolie would have never learned about maddentown and how his family is one geneticaly hereditary super power away from becoming the jamaican joestars

[@pathfindersavant3988]

@@arthurgomes5188 Not the Island Uchihas?

[@arthurgomes5188]

Pathfinder Savant Nah, according to the podcast where they talk about maddentow their issue is the exact opposite of the uchihas: there might be to many of them out there

[@ffeeley1]

sure, and call me greedy but I still long for the timeline where pat, woolie, matt, and liam are all still friends and working together. That was a golden age of content.

[@elijahnakumura4375]

bones I recognized the first 3 names but who tf is [REDACTED]??

[@MisterTTG]

Pat: ".... I actually have never seen the X-Files... because at the time of its airing... I thought it was stupid that they would make a TV show about something so serious." Woolie: "Ohhhhhhhhh nooooooo. Oh nooo!" i HOWLED. CACKLED at woolie's reaction, both when a watched this clip, and AGAIN when the podcast came out. holy SHIT

[@ANTX81]

"They'd probably be ruling everything already if they could do that shit" "Well they are" The insane world that Pat lives in provides these laser focused moment's of insight to hypotheticals. Also sALL

[@hijack7479]

If Aliens come here technically are they in an isekai? bloody space weebs.

[@bittipasuta]

So you're saying District 9 is an isekai.

[@TheMilhouseExperience]

Is Cowboy Bebop an isekai?

[@dissonanceparadiddle]

@@TheMilhouseExperience is mayonnaise an isekai?

[@ChetManley1]

@@dissonanceparadiddle No Dissonance Paradiddle, mayonnaise isn't an isekai. No, horseradish isn't an isekai either.

[@Abdega]

Everything after part 6 Jojo is technically an Isekai, If you wanted to get really technical, part 4 had some Isekai elements. It even had a truck/ambulance

[@AntiAnnihilator5000]

[Crazy Talk] activates Woolie's hidden pyrophilia.

[@Abdega]

Hidden?

[@christhechilled]

❔

[@kristofb5013]

"Have you noticed time is moving faster?" Pat needs to stop taking acid before he does these.

[@ericrodriguez7543]

Putting up the clip before the preview video? This is uncharted territory.

[@pyropoyo]

They're breaking new ground here!

[@TheGrizzlo503]

This is from an older podcast...

[@zackkewley6032]

@@TheGrizzlo503 this is from yesterday

[@pyropoyo]

@@zackkewley6032 live in the moment, dude.

[@exploitativity]

Actually, I remember this happening once with the old podcast. New ground for CSB, I suppose

[@601JT]

Woolie talking about the drone shows reminds me of Arthur C. Clark’s 3rd Law “Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic.” Of course it’s not magic but it still stirs a sense of an awe and wonder.

[@macguyverbond7480]

601JT I think you’re mixing your science fiction authors there a little.

[@601JT]

Macguyver Bond If you’re talking about Issac Asimov he wrote the 3 Laws of Robotics. Clark’s three laws were sort of rules he made for himself when writing futuristic fiction.

[@michaelpalacios8951]

"Let's raid Area 51. They can't stop all of us!" *government brings out one good doggo* "They were more prepared than we could have ever anticipated!"

[@zigmus00A]

That dog was clearly a stand user

[@marioe.4400]

@@zigmus00A You mean Iggy?

[@Linkarcus]

Pat: I didn't watch X-files because I didn't like that they made a show out of something so serious. Me: Bwahahaha

[@attackofthecopyrightbots]

seriously crazy talk x10 this also makes all the times him and mat bring up x-files bizarre

[@michaeljaysutherland1016]

"I'm a part of the 10% that doesn't have a vivid imagination" -Pat, literally like the same podcast episode I think

[@MsGuinhodias]

CIA: Okay so this weird object is probably an odd balloon but we are not sure what it actually is. Pat: HERE'S OUR CHANCE FOR AN ALL OUT ATTACK

[@ElijsDima]

At some level *any* aircraft is kinda like a balloon.

[@alexanderfreeman3406]

What? That’s like saying any animal that flies is a bird. Balloons fly by buoyancy. Planes fly by mechanical lift. But now that I think about it, you *could* make the argument that all boats are balloons.

[@arn1345]

Independence Day is a gateway movie to 40k.

[@lorddolamite6141]

Many people think of Event Horizon as the kinda precursor to the Warp and Chaos.

[@cbreezy1221121]

8:58 And if it's someone like, say, your step-dad who says it repeatedly on a daily basis whenever you make even the slightest mistake, it'll stick with you and effect every single aspect of your life for years to come! Hooray!

[@malikoniousjoe]

cbreezy1221121 You uh... You doin alright there buddy? Wanna talk about it?

[@albertzinger7132]

Can relate.

[@themissinggene]

Hopefully you can ascend to the stage where you just dismiss everything they say as a likely fabrication

[@laughingoctopus8556]

I like how Woolie and Pat are perfectly aware how tv programs manipulates the viewer, but still fall for it.

[@syrushbluhr]

I feel you, its dumb but cool shit from time to time

[@bobobsen]

That's literally how ads work

[@dracomundo1498]

Seeing a bullet doesn't necessarily let you dodge it

[@Noxshade]

11:34 Pat closes his eyes, mentally preparing himself for what he is about to say.

[@joemiraglia4020]

Pat saying if he got amnesia this podcast would be a riot like crazy talk doesn’t already exist

[@Kinzokugia]

Pat talking about "My dad talked sense into me" I thought when pat mentioned that before, he was like 12, not "Just before I met you guys"

[@HydropolisCity]

he later says in this clip he was around 16 and a half, so still a little ways from college life, where he met them.

[@RoastedPheasant]

If you look close, you notice he still said "you guys" despite woolie being the only guy left. And my heart broke just a little bit more writing that.

[@arbyw.1889]

No preview clip and the title got fucked up We really going all in

[@dahliahb.7111]

Arby W. sALL IN baby!

[@chaffXgrenade]

If we do truly encounter aliens anytime soon, we can still count on Jeff Goldblum to deal with them--not to fight them, but rather entice them with his otherworldly charisma.

[@davenathan2002]

Pat: "Woolie. ALL IN." Woolie: "No... Not like this. Not like this."

[@walterwalter8862]

I love how woolie saying he's the only one who got out of the hyper religious ways of his family means that he's cannonically the defunct woolie who wasn't programmed correctly and because of that managed to escape

[@KaptinScuzgob]

im loving this reveal that Pat was a crazy tinfoil hat guy

[@blackdragon227]

Woolie realizing his world is collapsing as he learns if Pat's past is the best. "Oh god the internet is right!"

[@MajoraZ]

Alright, so the reason this particular sighting is notable beyond the US goverment confirmation; is that not only was it seen by pilots in their fancy tracking software, but by other officers on the ground at the time. All of them reported it basically just looking like a sleek metal tube/ovaloid object, and more importantly, it made instant turns and changhes in direction at high speeds, went underwater, etc. That's something that's not just not possible via current tech, but via physics as we know it. The turns and water stuff doesn't show up in the tracking software feed, but it moving at those insanely high speeds does.

[@ianlove3217]

25:00 top tier reaction

[@circular7]

The goblins: UFO division.

[@Nasiruify]

*Alien hypnotise pats dad* “PaT tHiS Is s0M3 Sh!t” *Secrecy 100*

[@In-The-Zone]

Woolie was chosen to be Hokage and burn the world down cause of influential families. Now he is determined to bring about revolutions, be the hokage who lives in the Woolie-hole, and dye the world in Woolie-bait.

[@ShadowWolfRising]

The Village Hidden in the Woolie-Hole. Of which Woolie is the Holekage.

[@sethemerson6684]

When woolie sees fire he burns with sexual energy.

[@NaderinZim]

Woolie just goes "FEEL THE HEAT!"

[@Yal_Rathol]

the thing is, if you see a weird thing happen in the sky, there are really only three likely answers. 1, atmospheric interference. 2, some human made a weird thing fly. 3, a missile test gone WAY THE HELL WRONG.

[@thelaughingrouge]

This episode is just a friendly reminder that whilst Pat is a scrub troll his Dad is the Truth! Dude's got some good lore.

[@RGcrasyRG]

Woolie, stay humble.

[@MaskedHeroLucky]

I'll just wait to listen to the full podcast.

[@LimitlessLiger4404]

science is proof of god is a very interesting and possibly the most compelling of religious views

[@fist-of-doom487]

Their is actually a scientific theory that was created a long time ago that’s been adapted into Quantum Science. A long story short (and it’s VERY long) is that higher up in dimensions things become more singular. The theory that gravity is a part of this is part of it. Gravity is believed to come from another dimension and it radiates down into lower ones. Called Emissions because they come down spread into weaker smaller versions a shadow of its true form in a sense. So reality as we see it isn’t reality as each thing is only a radiating copy of something higher up the chain. So at the top would be a God like figure or figures. The First of everything and it radiates down the chain to us like how we create 3D worlds on paper. The line from God “I am what I am” becomes more profound in this sense because “God is because everything else isn’t”

[@andre2597]

The older I get the less I believe in aliens and I hope to see aliens when I'm 80 so I could scream at my grandkids "Look kids Aliens! I'm not crazy you little shits! Let me go!" then they'll take me back to the nursing home

[@Mr_JohnBlaze]

27:40 -- One of my favorite messages on shirts i've ever seen: "Demolitions Expert. If you see me running, try to keep up."

[@kovulion7777]

Pat wanting to meet aliens is just him wanting to meet his family again, he's missing them awww

[@swivelshivel6576]

During my impressionable years, a small part of me believed the plausibility of the Percy Jackson series. Mainly because I had no blood related father so I was super suspicious of wether or not we actually had gods just hanging around

[@midiagain828]

Releasing a podcast demo before the actual podcast.

[@KeroKaminaX]

27:34 Pyromaniac woolie has been added to the lore

[@An_Inconvenience]

It was always part of the lore, I remember him mentioning it during L.A. Noire

[@rasusbeijaminas2301]

sALL IN!

[@damarei]

Pat's lumpy body looks like Zoidberg

[@coltoniusmaximus]

Whenever I see goddamn irithil, I think "oh cool! dark souls 3 pvp", but then I watch the video.....

[@danieln6613]

Lol happens to me occasionally as well

[@SaintMaxxi]

"Woolie, all in." "Oh noooooo, its wrytarded!!!"

[@KnowOne1701]

18:38. Now I'm laughing my ass off picturing a "grey" tickling Pat's ball under the desk during this podcast! Lmao!

[@eddmower2297]

Where's this week's podcast?

[@MagnusBellatorr]

Woolies magic drones holds some water with the quote "Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic"

[@The5lacker]

Pat's reaction to Woolie bringing up the X-Files, the realization that he has to actually admit to one of his best friends of many years that he thought the X-Files was an affront to UFO-believer-kind because it *didn't take UFOs seriously enough* is just, chef's kiss, perfection.

[@SauceBoss69]

"Fireworks is almost like magic"

[@FacetiousAF]

it wasn't the band blink-182, it was the former lead singer Tom Delonge but yeah that happened

[@Житинеможливо]

Yo I just realized, that Junes shirt is dope.

[@SharoKham]

Pat wants more magic in the world? Oh no, he's turning into Matt. This is like It Follows.

[@Mr.Faust3]

he's becoming what he hates

[@mrvideogamejunkie4714]

It's funny how they kept calling Tom Delonge Blink 182, especially considering he left the band like 15 years ago.

[@ChrisPoindexter98]

20:03-20:27 I laugh so much at and re-watch so often this clip/quote, it's a bit underrated; I believe he meant *"hours"* but the Freudian slip that results is *legendary.*

[@cornix5]

Don't forget that the cable and phone companies killed fiber optics!

[@ChrisPoindexter98]

15:28-17:11 Woolie is actually *even more* justified, strangely, in his Dean Cain/Paul Gross mix up; after one search and a little scrolling, a Chicago Tribune article from *1995,* titled *"WHO'S THE NICE-GUY HERO IN THE RED SUIT?"* describes the *comparison* of the *mountie to Superman,* coincidentally enough.

[@haydenhyde9395]

19:13 ...... F*** they're on to me.

[@a.rheser8181]

All-in Pat was best Pat. Wish he stayed that way. BTW when I saw the notification I thought they’re talking about Aliens at an new AEW show.

[@InReserveProductions]

I had a similar conversation with my dad like two weeks ago about mixing up who played Benton Frazer on Due South. Like eerily similar.

[@varietywiarrior]

Forgot to tip your fedora, Woolie.

[@danherondraws]

so, we need fanart of Woolie and Bonefire-chan?

[@Coconut-219]

When the U.S. government, the king of having their fingers in everyone pies says *"Lol we have no idea"* then that's a sign you are looking at some weird shit.

[@Ryans_tryin]

Honestly, we all should have seen the development of Kite-Man coming. Woolz is OBSESSED with the skies

[@randomfox12245]

Pat:"I wish more stuff was magic" Pat is magic was provably real, it wouldnt be interesting

[@Yal_Rathol]

i disagree, because i find a lot of real things fascinating.

[@tristinquiram]

Fireworks 2: An Actual Electric Boogaloo

[@StorytellerofMultipleWorlds]

On Beyond Belief is was James Brolin before Johnthan Frakes. I love that show and just rewatched it

[@Abdega]

Pentagon: Guys, we call it an *Unidentified* Flying Object because we don’t know what it is either… Everyone else: but why tho?

[@sawysauce1256]

Pat Stoklasa

[@Zantetsu13]

You guys are too slow, Plague drew this ages ago. As a matter of fact, had to go in to check: the video he did on Chirei and Imoya is 5 years old now.

[@ViroVeteruscy]

I've only lost track of time once but that was likely because I was tired going home after working on 3D for a film. Also it was daytime >.>

[@bisd836]

Looks like woolie listened to the recent joe rogan podcast too

[@amadhollow635]

This is an incredibly reveling episode for pat

[@amadhollow635]

Jesus autocorrect. *revealing

[@terrenceswiff]

This and the condom bit were absolute fucking gold, the stuff of legends.

[@benhramiak8781]

I like the scp foundation too. mainly for the stories and concepts.

[@Axalon45]

This is a good clip. This is a very good clip.

[@ChrisPoindexter98]

24:47-25:31 amazing reaction from Pat

[@Biodeamon]

Time has never sped up or gone fast to me. its always stayed at the same pace, or just slows down. sometimes it even can loop in on itself because time is circular. although unfortuntaely it less shuffling off a mortal coil and more just recycling your matter

[@Blurredborderlines]

Wollie is just as far off the rails as Pat confirmed. We live in a weird timeline.

[@Basedguy1]

I feel for woolie. I grew up in a very catholic house in northern ireland, I am the only one who broke away from that thought process. At the time my whole family treated me like I was betraying them.

[@TheTomac]

This is why you never go ALL IN.

[@kovulion7777]

These guys talk about magic seem to forget about wifi and videos, i mean you can basically come to the middle ages with wifi and videos and tell them you are opening a dimension of alternate realities

[@GodsRighthandman]

considering the recent news this is great

[@outis-aka-nobody1064]

Funny how I had a similar experience to Pat. I used to be really into WWE as a kid/teen, but one day my mom was like "It's not real you know." At the time I acted like I always knew and didn't care, but I lost interest after that moment slowly but surely. It was like that one sentence killed all the magic for me. So, thanks mom...

[@BigFingerRo]

If I can't get severely injured for a second or two of flashy bright lights and a loud bang, why the *_FUCK_* would I even breathe in the general direction of that?

[@WillPogue]

Woolie of the frenzied flame

[@mrpanda750]

First rule of Alien conspiracy analysis. You NEVER trust authority figures. Pat could of been one of the greatest.

[@Amatsaru29]

It was Getter rays being collected by scientists Woolie

[@nahuelzon1712]

25:00 absolute genius

[@Gunblademan117]

The PUT DOWN.

[@kkkdddfffeee]

"wakanda doesn't tickle my balls" -pat

[@Left4Coragem]

Pay find new ways to disappoint Woolie. :P

[@daysand123]

From 27:00 onward. @Heirofpink when do we get a Castle Superbeast x RWBY outta this shit?

[@Kiyosuki]

This reminds me of that song on the Nier Automata soundtrack named "The end of the unknown", which is just....such a depressing concept to think about.

[@donovanharrell4685]

Idk why i didn't recognize this before but is that a Modal Soul vinyl cover on Woolie's wall?

[@RanMouri82]

3:14 Now I'm imagining a scenario of the guy in Memento just shitting his pants. Thanks, Pat, I hate it.

[@kennysorel]

Woolie....All in.

[@jesusmunoz6372]

I've something In the sky before.

[@InReserveProductions]

Also when will the Air Force release the Blackbird, we know you got one there.