Work Remotely For 250K Annually vs 600k Working 3 Days In Office | SquADD Cast Versus | All Def

Introducing the All Def SquADD Cast show “Versus". It’s a podcast with the OG SquADD! Each week, the SquADD will debate topics and vote at the end to see what wins. Versus airs every Monday and you can download and listen wherever podcasts are found.
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Keon Polee
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Work Remotely For 250K Annually vs 600k For Working 3 days A Week In Office
Fly First Class W/ 2 Layovers vs Direct In A Coach Middle Seat
Travel Back In Time To Witness Historical Events vs Future To See Tech Advances
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[@PhoenixForceTravelAgency]

Bruuuh Meg and Pat saying Tahir cooks Ozempic like heroin is some of the funniest shit I’ve heard in a min!!!! 😂💀

[@Walleetech]

Pat is trying so hard to convince everyone he was corporate 😂😂😂

[@jimelwilliams7523]

Meg is trying so hard to convince everyone he wasn’t 😂😂😂

[@kiddeath1302]

@@jimelwilliams7523they were literally his employees though and that’s the crazy part, they were talent and at one point all were fired from ADD but Pat who still works there 😂😂😂😂

[@rojaughnjoones2085]

😂😂😂

[@ImJuiceEnt]

He was tho, by definition

[@Charvez]

​@@jimelwilliams7523 exactly he 100 worked at a corporate job it was just a relaxed atmosphere... they are describing a tight stuffy corporate job.... both are corporate but just with different levels of leniency

[@big314cotton]

"Tahir got high and ate almonds" "Thats wild, you might as well not smoke" 😭😭😭😭😭

[@rojaughnjoones2085]

😂😂😂

[@kirkiedakingpin]

We smoked weed in the office Pat. It was still an office😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@tootnoot1]

Everybody had the same reaction besides Meg she kept yapping 😂

[@you_can_call_me_T]

Just because it's an office doesn't make it a corporate environment.

[@you_can_call_me_T]

​@@tootnoot1No, LouLou (who has actually worked in a corporate environment) and Tahir both agreed with Meg. So by "everybody" you mean two people.

[@douse89]

What Keon’s here?! Welcome back Keon, we missed you. 😁

[@ElevatedMediaHouse]

Yo the way Pat just straight face nodded in approval of the shoulder joke like he was at an intervention is hilarious 40:23

[@kelvinadams3390]

SquADD✅ Blunt✅ must be a Monday

[@WhoisKai1]

Facts 😂

[@cmn225]

*joint but i feel ya

[@sedyamullla]

I read this comment with a blunt in hand 😂😂

[@devontedancer9203]

Nah fr

[@ToniaMontana223]

Pat saying "I had to memorize my social security" is so on brand.

[@ci.b.d1691]

My grandad bought some WalMart spinners for my mom's car and we went over railroad tracks and one popped off 😂😂😂

[@KingKeseGaming]

What I got from that corporate conversation is that they wanted it to be that strict “white” version of corporate. They even said that “cool corporate” like Google doesn’t count. There wasn’t no convincing them otherwise 😭

[@BK-hk2ps]

yep

[@mrspurposed1163]

Right because when I think Google I definitely think corporate.

[@VinoOfWeMajor]

Exactly.. my thoughts exactly.

[@FreeFormLady]

A corporate job can be cool! I'm with Pat & Keon on this one. Another great episode!

[@cedrickcarson]

Wish I felt that way. But I get it ✊🏽

[@breanna9061]

By definition it was a coordinate job

[@kiddeath1302]

@@breanna9061exactly and Meg was talent , she was UNDER Pat , who still works for ADD . She and mid sized Tahoe 😂 got fired at one point AS TALENT because of the budget , yet Pat remained. I find it crazy she tried to hard argue that . There were definitely levels as far as employee and management went .

[@create_smarter]

Meg saying "I have too many shoulders for that" And Tahir and Pat instantly agreeing is hilarious

[@creolep6882]

Lou Lou did too 😂

[@reddsmoke904]

The silent nods and Lou Lous mhmms 😂😂😂

[@Shadok-1906]

LMAO Pat "So, you're cured?"

[@kirkiedakingpin]

He puts it on a spoon and lights it up. You got some O 😂😂😂😂😂

[@Nowhere-101]

Patrick and Keon are correct about the corporate jobs discussion. Traditional elements are considered traditional elements for a reason. Having or lacking them does not determine if the job is corporate or not. Furthermore a single subject experience based opinion does not either. The definition does.

[@coffeyjones3888]

Yeah but Meg kept bringing it back to that point that he hasn't had a structured, traditional ("real") corporate job. They kept avoiding that point. From this convo, he hasn't had one.

[@Nowhere-101]

⁠​⁠​⁠​⁠​⁠​⁠​⁠​⁠@@coffeyjones3888The entire issue with this is that you and Megs “(“real”)” is not real. Also while you mention Meg trying to apply her own definition to appear correct in the discussion Pat and Keon were doing the exact opposite. Going off of what was true, not what they felt or thought it should be. Lastly Meg “bringing it back to that point” (which would be more accurately her point) does not alter the fact of the matter.

[@reddsmoke904]

"You thought he was going to the gym and really trying?" 😭😭😭 Damn Lou Lou

[@tonepVA]

“Oh wow, all the things we already told you to do in life… crazy!” Lmao took me out

[@Almtyhalfbreed]

Meg! You can't say bleeding out to someone who been in the military. The emotions Loulou probably had to compress 😂😂

[@MENTALHEALTHBOXING]

“you can get the front or the back” from lulu is a dangerous saying lol 😂

[@rclark1132]

35:26 Did y’all catch LouLous joke for Megs question to Tahir “what are you on now?” Lou Lou: “Spandex..ALL Spandex “ 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@CJ-dc2yj]

I lost count of how many times I busted out laughing during this episode. 🤣🤣🤣

[@BranAndsimple]

I think Pat was talking about corporate and the rest of the squad is talking about professional. He’s right. A.D.D. is corporate, those other ones are just more professional.

[@joand3792]

The way Pat & Keon are trying to redefine "corporate job" 🤦🏽‍♀️ Try that at Bank of America headquarters & get back to me 😂😂

[@achronos178]

By definition Pat and Keon are right.

[@Nowhere-101]

@@joand3792Bank of America HQ ≠ Corporate. Very simple.

[@damianwilliams7476]

Transfer to California then get back to me! 😂

[@Jaybrown223]

I love Monday mornings with the squadd...💪🏾

[@NorvellStewart]

54:17 Keon's reaction 😂😂

[@BeansSW007]

Keon and Pat on here?! Locked in 🔒

[@r.b.t.v]

People act like shit don’t go down it tight ass corporate offices everyday, it’s too much stigma on corporate meaning together, I agree with Pat. Corporate offices is a corporate office and it’s going down in all of em.

[@denrico777]

Nah. I've had a lot of actual office jobs. Ain't nobody smoking in the bathroom. And I'm from Seattle. Everybody smokes, but smoking at work in a corporate office job is CRAZY.

[@r.b.t.v]

@@denrico777 people did it, you just ain’t know, which is the point. Scary ppl said the stuff yall saying. Even if it’s no smoking they drink, do coke. It’s high levels of nonsense going on in corporate. Don’t fall for the illusion.

[@Madonnas_English_Accent]

​@denrico777 If you didn't see anyone doing lines, smoking, or drinking, then you were hanging out with the right people at work. Especially in HR, that was not coffee nor water in Mrs Walkers Thermos!

[@lolastewart-morris5188]

Comparing Ozempic to Heroin is crazy 😂😂😂😂 33:45

[@VVS_VDOE757]

Bruh idk why but I feel like I've seen this episode lol I remember Meg slicing her hand and the cowboys and aliens convo. I distinctly remember the disgusted judgement of Keons face being on this episode lmao

[@LaqueishaDuvall]

This conversation with Pat is hilarious 😂😂😂 HE HAS NO CLUUUUE 😂😂😂😂

[@ted.25blu57]

I stopped drinking completely and lost 30 lbs without moving a muscle. I was consuming a lot. My shirts were looking like nightgowns after a cold turkey. Then last yr i went on a almost raw food diet for 3 months eating mostly once a day. Lost another 30, i gained it all back but that's not to moral of the story. Its possible with without dangerous meds. You just gotta stick with it. And always, God is good

[@chopgotsauce6812]

Tahir's doctor's favorite song is "Pusherman" 😂😂😂🕺🏿🕺🏿🕺🏿

[@Idontdrinkpop]

Pat is right about the corporate job

[@dancemusikk]

Why can’t corporations have a cool culture?? They’re weird…

[@CristinB-rh4jk]

Right!! The company that I’m at now used to be like that. We had food trucks and snow cone trucks that gave us free food. Now we get commemorative coins that nobody wants 😂🤣

[@frenchryah221]

Corporate job is different than just working for a corporation

[@krenee6274]

If you find a Walmart that still has Christmas stuff, they had hot cheeto and Louisiana hot sauce ornaments. They'd be perfect for the black history tree. 😂

[@GiftedJon]

Saying “right after this” right after Tahir cracks me up every time

[@mrIlovethe90s1]

Meg goes outta her way to be right, is it a corporation? Then its corporate😳 Corporate doesnt equate to whiteness, damn!😂

[@you_can_call_me_T]

Just because you're in an office doesn't mean you're working in corporate. Only people who have never worked in an actual corporate environment would think getting high and wearing slides to work could happen in a real corporate job lol

[@jacobhayes8324]

It seems like a corporate job. Just extremely relaxed. Definitely not a traditional one at all

[@bptboy2]

Yeah they worked in an office, but it wasn’t corporate, corporations are large companies and AllDef was not that at all

[@reginaldgilliam9452]

i understand the idea of what people think when they hear "corporate" but just because pat didn't go through the "traditional" idea of what people believe corporate to be does not mean that he was not in a corporate job. Even when keon pulled up the definition of a corporate job they still went against it just because of their own ideas of what they feel like corporate is. Wolf of wall street shows the perfect example of a corporate job that a bunch of people were doing whatever the hell they wanted in an office setting. Dress Attire, privileges, and comfortability aside you cant say that it is not corporate.

[@ThaKenMan]

Man I love it when we have a perfect cast for this monday meeting.

[@andrex8003]

Glad to see a good lineup this week

[@Mrrsmtchll2]

Y'all stars last for billions of years. It's not going away anytime soon

[@Muvanature]

Our star, the sun, is over 13 billion years old

[@Mrrsmtchll2]

Actually the Sun is 4.5-4.6 billion years old. Our galaxy, the Milky Way Galaxy is 13 billion years old. A simple google search will show that you have been misinformed.

[@markellmanning3135]

Lou Lou is officially the meanest one on Squadd Cast 😂😂

[@reddsmoke904]

She was really CRYING laughing when Tahir said he was going to the gym 🤣🤣🤣

[@kirkiedakingpin]

Meg so mean smile Tahir😂😂

[@dovey7270]

Keon is all of us in the comments! Pat is describing a corporate job!

[@Glitter.Is.Meta87]

Pats laugh.. lmao I love it 😂

[@SilverSkywalker]

Bruh, me and my boy was just laughing about them Spinner shoes last night!!😂😂

[@markmccormack-reamer7591]

Need that next Worst Taste!

[@appointedvillainy]

“You do. You do. God bless you, I’m glad you know.” 😩💀💀💀😭

[@GeneSypha]

Tahir looking good out here 💯

[@BOO4EVA]

They tryna make all def corporate......that company was very unstructured they didnt even pay the talent 😂😂

[@naturalscratcher9498]

Keon!! 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾 0:22 I will take the 250k

[@robertroberts5283]

I was looking at something else when I heard Keon. I knew it was him.

[@newyorkcalm]

see that's what's wrong with the world today thinking you gotta be dressed like a funeral director to be "Corporate" If I wanna wear these crocs while I roll up a joint and close a deal then so be it. Its "New Corporate"

[@ssme_]

Pat's right AllDef is a corporate job

[@PatB6788]

Anytime ozempic comes up with Tahir, I know they are loading the jokes up 😂😂😂

[@RVNT9OE]

The fact they think the sun is gonna burn out by the year 3000 and we've been around for a couple of thousands of years 😂

[@halo-august3452]

😂

[@truuDQ]

Not Pat being upset he's never had a real job 😂

[@happy_2b_nappy]

The doctor prescribing Tahir an apple is hilarious

[@breakthroughsounds6863]

Meg in glasses is so fine to me.

[@larsinii]

Kinda wild that Pat was the one right about how long the sun would last lmfao. Still got billions of years of burning left.

[@kiddeath1302]

Meg is so annoying sometimes , she thinks she knows everything like damn it’s okay to not be right . She literally wasted so much time on Pat and his job like he technically wasn’t her boss as well ..

[@hassanmccraw5905]

Anytime they start talking about anything scientific my head starts to hurt 😂

[@halo-august3452]

😂

[@ldyung]

That man said you were strung out on ozempic 😂😂

[@2Mato-V8]

24:18 Laser Tag was corporate 😂😂😂 I was a Game Master

[@damienmorris8986]

Thank yall for a wonderful Birthday Gift.

[@halo-august3452]

Happy Birthday 🥳🎉🎂

[@reddsmoke904]

33:42 PAT 😂😂😂 Edit: You got some Oz on you is wild

[@_MikeTerry]

Happy BHM

[@mtdafishgod4099]

Ayo Pat you a what!? 😂 24:35

[@kpersona1]

“You got some O???” Lmaooo

[@KingKuma909]

The Sun has been around for BILLIONS of years, it'll be around way longer than humanity. That hurt to hear as a nerd 😂

[@ms.branch1207]

That's right Pat. I know what they going to do when they see me😂😂😂😂❤❤❤

[@jay2gee]

20:59 sounds like everybody but Keon is hating about pats job history

[@YABOIML]

A much needed episode

[@TheeQarnain]

Looking good Tahir, keep it up brother.

[@MissCheryl810]

Honestly... watching them learn about the iPhone tricks at the end was enjoyable for me lol! Like watching mema and pop pop ❤ 👵🏾👴🏾

[@Agepatrice]

39:21 what was the question 😂😂😂

[@tyrekruffin2392]

Im with Pat and Keon on this one. Corporate, by definition, does not necessarily mean a bunch of strict policies and guidelines. Corporations are simply a large business or organization that acts uniformly as a single entity. It's typically best for a company to do so by enacting and enforcing certain tolerances within the workplace but it isn't the defining characteristic of a corporation. What Meg, Tahir, and Lulu mean to say is a "stereotypical" or "traditional" corporate job. In this instance it's important to have an adjective describe the noun because the noun is vague enough to be non-linear or interpreted in more than one way.

[@sashasolovely429]

Flex is after pay for rent payments. U pay them a portion of your rent and they pay your rent in full. They don't have any connection to the app, the same way stores let you use afterpay for purchases but it's your responsibility to purchase the item and repay the amount.

[@bob_jonson3611]

Ayo (The Best Horror Movie Villain great taste ep )Meg got good feet or ??Just asking for a friend yo ??7yrs later😂

[@Testtesttest777]

Nah those spinners use to fly off people’s cars on the road when we’re kids 😭😭😭.

[@JustinMelton-v9v]

first class easy! Lounge access and certain airports like Doha give you free hotels and transportation when your layover is over 8 hours

[@hvywrld]

21:09 so if you work at Google and they say “hey you Guys can wear whatever you want” it’s not corporate anymore?

[@RussellRen]

"You got some O?" 💉😂🤣😂

[@RonDonProductions]

33:27 nah she diabolical bruh 😂😂😂

[@majorfranklin334]

Meg cant never just admit that she’s wrong. Just cause a job isn’t strict doesn’t mean it isn’t corporate

[@Todayis2day]

They got animals that been on earth 100s of millions of years. The earth probably wayyyyy tf older then that. But earth can't make it another 1000 years 😂

[@derekbrockman2314]

Covid did ruin us that much. We have people here in cincy that won't take really good paying jobs because they are asked to come into the office 2/3 days week alternating every week. People who live 15 mins or less. And the time is flexible just gotta come in for a little

[@SuperMrXYZ123]

What places are you talking about? I live in Cincy and would love that arrangement.

[@limajunior1857]

Pat technically had a corporate position since he worked a lead position at the headquarters of ALLDEF

[@AneishaH]

nah gelo whole song hard 😂😂

[@djhellnaw5632]

Do you Tahir keep your healthy lifestyle 🎉

[@Tim33rd]

Im all Peter Griffin edition "Shut up Meg" gahd damn 😂

[@DPayne427]

They were confusing a corporate job with a white collar job in that first topic lol. Pat was definitely right

[@mrspurposed1163]

My job is a corporate and it’s lax. I don’t have a standard desk or a standard HR. We do have to dress business casual. I would definitely choose the two layovers with first class. The middle seat is horrible.

[@askwhy0511]

Meg is wrong about what is what. Corporate jobs most corporate jobs you don’t clock in

[@kylerudolph4503]

I worked at the biggest mortgage company in the country and wore sweats and crocs everyday

[@shania0140]

Meg always want to change something 😂

[@tamarajasper7348]

Monday morning motivation 💜

[@z-mane1438]

I’ll take the 3 days 600k

[@imac2612]

lol Tahir needs to run these questions by someone first

[@LA_M-x2l]

what was the question?! - keon is that kid LOL