World's Dumbest Scammer Faces Goose Virus (and loses) [full 7.5hrs]

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@leannshelton2229
@leannshelton2229 Жыл бұрын
I love that they asked to speak to his wife, thinking Martha would be more coherent. Mistake.
@Yumenga
@Yumenga Жыл бұрын
This has happened in other calls and Kitboga always makes the person they ask for even worse. It's hilarious.
@rawrrree
@rawrrree Жыл бұрын
and later on in the story she "wasn't with us" anymore... hahaha
@Doubleptrem
@Doubleptrem Жыл бұрын
I think kit went a little overboard with Martha. He made her sound like 90 and the husband sounds 40/50. Lol still funny
@kass_G59
@kass_G59 Жыл бұрын
⁠@@DoubleptremOh no. No no no. He never goes overboard.
@jackkanoff6265
@jackkanoff6265 Жыл бұрын
I have a crush on Martha.
@spifariffic
@spifariffic Жыл бұрын
The chewing and the belching. True signs of a professional organization. The muttering of curses under their breath is above and beyond, 10/10 customer service.
@nessamillikan6247
@nessamillikan6247 Жыл бұрын
Don't forget talking in circles in a tired, monotone voice to make the whole situation as unconvincing and nonsensical as possible, and THEN hurl childish abuses when their customers don't understand what's going on. A+ customer service.
@sm3656
@sm3656 Жыл бұрын
Still better than Comcast.
@sacvideo1998
@sacvideo1998 Жыл бұрын
10/10 customer service, 7/10 IQ
@docfabz
@docfabz Жыл бұрын
@@sm3656 lol
@ginamartinez1654
@ginamartinez1654 Жыл бұрын
i would for sure go to this buisness, they seem kind and very professional
@robear2002
@robear2002 Жыл бұрын
"Now we're off like a herd of turtles". I don't know how I got through 50 some odd years, of life, without hearing that expression. I don't know why it struck me so funny 😅🤣😂
@khunt5336
@khunt5336 Жыл бұрын
I never heard it until I moved to the southwest US, so it might be geographical. "Off like a terd of hurdles" is a common variation.
@DodgyDaveGTX
@DodgyDaveGTX 3 ай бұрын
My grandmother used to always say "I can't get my hat on!" or "Well I'll go to the foot of the bloody stairs!" to express disbelief. I feel like I have a duty to keep such idioms from fading into obscurity 😊
@dlo715
@dlo715 13 күн бұрын
I used to say this a lot when I worked at a phone store and was transferring their stuff from one phone to the other because of kit. Older people used to love it lol.
@RebeccaMeyer89
@RebeccaMeyer89 Жыл бұрын
4:31:43 “Simply get dressed like you usually do, not like a goose.” 😂
@ObtuseMori
@ObtuseMori Жыл бұрын
"What if I normally dress like a goose?" 😂
@RebeccaMeyer89
@RebeccaMeyer89 Жыл бұрын
@@ObtuseMori 😂
@DodgyDaveGTX
@DodgyDaveGTX 3 ай бұрын
(Assuming you normally get dressed when visiting the bank)
@raisinbreanncrunch
@raisinbreanncrunch Жыл бұрын
Kit, my cat sat with me for an hour and watched the screen because of that trojan goose. Thank you for keeping my cat safe from scams. You da man!❤
@J_P_B
@J_P_B Жыл бұрын
kit my kat sat
@patricks_music
@patricks_music Жыл бұрын
I love when pets get intrigued by tv shows lol!
@morrokbyo
@morrokbyo Жыл бұрын
Mr Cat, we found your litter box with 50 kilos of catnip in Texas at the border.
@k.m.amirkhasru1899
@k.m.amirkhasru1899 Жыл бұрын
Ur cat is dumb
@suhooo
@suhooo Жыл бұрын
@@morrokbyo wrapped in tape with the cat’s SSN written on it.
@effieffie
@effieffie Жыл бұрын
Literally the only youtuber who can post a 7.5 hr video and I'll click on it immediately and watch the entire thing in one sitting without batting and eye
@patricks_music
@patricks_music Жыл бұрын
Right? I’m so glad I checked today at work.
@suhooo
@suhooo Жыл бұрын
I’m ecstatic that I’m not alone in doing this. And also a little worried.
@Itemtotem
@Itemtotem Жыл бұрын
Several times in a row or in my case continually on repeat until next one is released
@MrMochafrapachinolatte
@MrMochafrapachinolatte Жыл бұрын
Facts
@catchyusername3083
@catchyusername3083 Жыл бұрын
makes the work day fly by
@ANIMAL168
@ANIMAL168 Жыл бұрын
Kitboga, My dad and I were watching you on another video. Later, dad comes and gets me. He had you pulled up on his cellphone. Laughing like crazy. He's 97. Even your pictures had sunglasses on. That was cool. Thanks
@volvo09
@volvo09 Жыл бұрын
How awesome!
@user-ez2zf5yg7k
@user-ez2zf5yg7k Жыл бұрын
Great that you could share this with your dad
@SeattleJen_
@SeattleJen_ Жыл бұрын
That has me smiling. I did the same with my 75 year old friend/neighbor a few years ago. She now regularly asks 'how's Kit doing' and is eager to tell me about the pop up she received and knew it was a scam because of Kit.
@stpfs9281
@stpfs9281 Жыл бұрын
Great! Spread the word!
@9310-k1f
@9310-k1f Жыл бұрын
My 96 yo LOVES Kit and she has dementia AND Alztimers! but she recognizes him and thinks hes talking to her. I love you for this Kit! crying emoji
@alanharper23
@alanharper23 Жыл бұрын
7.5 hours of Kitboga AND it’s Friday? Perfection. Thanks for everything you do, Kit!
@-danR
@-danR Жыл бұрын
Always love to see the Goose on the loose.
@erospistaa
@erospistaa Жыл бұрын
How’s it going at the chiropractor clinic?
@Iamthedevil2
@Iamthedevil2 Жыл бұрын
@@-danR The goose riding in the car with kit was pretty awesome too, LOL> TOO FUNNY, love it!!!! Kit is a professional, especially with all the voice changes and personality's that he pulls off. Truly a work of art LOL, so entertaining to say the least and can listen and watch for hours.
@isilzhaveni7350
@isilzhaveni7350 Жыл бұрын
And they're going to get strict with him!!!
@jahqwelin
@jahqwelin Жыл бұрын
It’s my full work shift, I love it
@ZazooEel57
@ZazooEel57 Жыл бұрын
I think you should play a character that believes they have a ghost in their computer some day 😂
@ginnydercole1647
@ginnydercole1647 Жыл бұрын
That would be hilarious 😅
@noyesbonne
@noyesbonne Жыл бұрын
A ghost in the machine.. sounds delightful
@DodgyDaveGTX
@DodgyDaveGTX 3 ай бұрын
He did mention his printer was 'haunted' in one full call, unfortunately this potentially hilarious narrative was never explored any further
@eros5420
@eros5420 Жыл бұрын
A Trojan Goose Ghost is called a Poultry-Geist.
@庫倫亞利克
@庫倫亞利克 Жыл бұрын
Oh god, I'm stealing this pun for my novel. May I?
@kaywilliams5673
@kaywilliams5673 Жыл бұрын
Very good😂
@eros5420
@eros5420 Жыл бұрын
@@庫倫亞利克 Idk where I originally heard it but it wasn't an original thing. You have my blessing but idk if it's not copywritten lol
@toxicpoi2on
@toxicpoi2on 8 ай бұрын
And if there were many of them, they would be PolterGeece
@umbrelkilive
@umbrelkilive 4 ай бұрын
Dad?
@day-15-go
@day-15-go Жыл бұрын
The detour to the adult shop was a stroke of genius. Incredible that you could pull it off. The guy had no doubt in his mind and carried on with the plot.
@SlimStarCraft
@SlimStarCraft Жыл бұрын
Hes not going to read your comment
@ianfleming7294
@ianfleming7294 Жыл бұрын
@@SlimStarCraft any reason for leaving this comment? I’m sure kit doesn’t read most comments
@SlimStarCraft
@SlimStarCraft Жыл бұрын
@@ianfleming7294 the commenter is referring to him in first person some people just don’t know how rare it is for creators to see their comment
@ianfleming7294
@ianfleming7294 Жыл бұрын
@@SlimStarCraft Haha ok that makes sense. Thought he was going out of his way to be a jerk
@genodedemon5109
@genodedemon5109 Жыл бұрын
Is it just me or does anybody else really enjoy the little goose. Honestly I kind of want one of my computer. It's super cute
@michaelcalder443
@michaelcalder443 Жыл бұрын
It is a free download
@RPG1995
@RPG1995 Жыл бұрын
A free download with a virus in it lol
@DodgyDaveGTX
@DodgyDaveGTX 3 ай бұрын
Just get Bonzi Buddy if you're so insisting on a desktop companion without a virus... Some people are so fussy 😌
@John_Doe974
@John_Doe974 Жыл бұрын
"IQ score? Oh, 7/10" He ain't wrong 6:43:20 I thought he was actually going to do it, it would've been so good
@Zemzabbers
@Zemzabbers Жыл бұрын
😂
@corruptedvhs5746
@corruptedvhs5746 Жыл бұрын
Kits energy is absolutely chaotic in this one, I love it
@SuperNuclearUnicorn
@SuperNuclearUnicorn Жыл бұрын
He just gives back the energy of the scammers. They were pretty chaotic too lol
@BMF_JOHNS
@BMF_JOHNS 5 ай бұрын
Some scammers are so stupid he can literally fool around like this and they never catch on. Usually when he acts this silly they just say ur messing with us. But these guys were top notch atupid
@moomagooweeaboo
@moomagooweeaboo Жыл бұрын
Crazy how they think we're the dumb ones 😬
@mustardnbiscuits5338
@mustardnbiscuits5338 Жыл бұрын
I've always wondered why a culture that thinks Westerners are stupid drive with using their horns as often as the steering wheel, and all their main cities look like they were wired by Mr. Magoo on acid.🤷Bull💩
@trixmania
@trixmania Жыл бұрын
That's just to degrade, gaslight us, make us feel dumb to give them what they want
@hollynightingale7975
@hollynightingale7975 9 ай бұрын
I know 😂😂😂 idiots! Xx
@ziolove
@ziolove Жыл бұрын
Berk must be put behind the bars for the MOUTH NOISES. No words for how repulsive that is. Thanks for calling it out. Thanks for all you do, Kit.
@DodgyDaveGTX
@DodgyDaveGTX Жыл бұрын
When he started to talk about his dog 'Burking' I lost it 😂
@hollynightingale7975
@hollynightingale7975 9 ай бұрын
It’s making me feel actually sick 🤢
@Sakkeru96
@Sakkeru96 9 ай бұрын
Having misophonia has never been worse than listening to this scammer
@louieberg2942
@louieberg2942 8 ай бұрын
Scammer kept going, though. Sucking on his dang chocolate.
@庫倫亞利克
@庫倫亞利克 Жыл бұрын
Why do these scammers always act openly possessive, jealous, and hostile? The "suck my d**k" statement in the middle of the call...how they just curse in Hindi on the phone...and the passive aggressive woman asking "who are you talking to? " They are all like that. In previous scambaits the scammers also said something like "if you talk with anyone other than me I will be very angry." Like, who the hell do you think you are? Do these people even know how professionals/customer service personnel act?
@Churono
@Churono Жыл бұрын
I understand that many of these call centers heavily propagandize people to think along the lines of 'Americans are all rich, they can easily get more money, and they're part of a system that steals from us'. In addition to that, the vast majority of their pay comes from a percentage when they successfully scam someone. The result is that they feel like they're doing a real job and are entitled to the payout, and when someone is wasting their time however slightly they take it as a very personal affront.
@ForeverBudder
@ForeverBudder Жыл бұрын
I always wonder the same thing. I wonder if these call centers have their people listen back to some of their calls, just to see if they can't do a little better. Any sane person hangs up the phone from "Microsoft Customer Service" if they tell them to "suck their d***" and doesn't answer the phone again.
@RPG1995
@RPG1995 Жыл бұрын
Clearly not. If they did they would have an actual job
@KebunH
@KebunH 11 ай бұрын
Pretty sure the passive aggressive ‘woman’ is the same 14 year old kid, and yeah he’s disgusting, what a rude kid
@weetodaman
@weetodaman 4 ай бұрын
I know Kit doesn't like to use not nice words or stoop to their level, but when he's Josh or Daniel I really wish he would just call them a behnchod sometimes to really rile them up.
@TheIdiotsHaveTakenOver
@TheIdiotsHaveTakenOver Жыл бұрын
The fact that this person keeps whispering directly into the microphone and still thinks you can't hear them shows the level of intelligence that you're working with.
@memegicianOfficial
@memegicianOfficial Жыл бұрын
*pspsps maka bool* 😂😂
@tommykarrick9130
@tommykarrick9130 Жыл бұрын
Idk what you’re talking about, he clearly said his IQ was 7 out of 10
@SethJV
@SethJV Жыл бұрын
In a way, it's a miracle this guy managed to live for so long. With how dumb he is, you'd think that his body would randomly forget how to work.
@harryshuman9637
@harryshuman9637 Жыл бұрын
Smart people don't do this kind of job.
@klakatyklak6826
@klakatyklak6826 Жыл бұрын
@@harryshuman9637 that makes sense. that's why every scammer comes across as an idiot.
@catfood233
@catfood233 Жыл бұрын
I strictly use the channel for sleeping. I don’t understand why but these videos always help me sleep at night.
@jackkanoff6265
@jackkanoff6265 Жыл бұрын
Ha you're not the only one. I turned this on at 8pm last night. It must've lulled me to sleep because I just woke up, and it's going on 3am. Almost 7hrs.
@stpfs9281
@stpfs9281 Жыл бұрын
Oh, you missed so much mayhem, rewind. :)
@reggiehager4565
@reggiehager4565 Жыл бұрын
Same!! There’s just something relaxing about it. I would fall asleep on a scammer with zero issues!
@bk_the_raccoon3650
@bk_the_raccoon3650 Жыл бұрын
@@jackkanoff6265 Did the same thing last night. You get confused when you go to sleep to Kit complaining there is a goose in his computer, and wake up to him in a virtual car, going to buy dildos for 50k xD
@adizzmal
@adizzmal Жыл бұрын
Super cool of the scammer to be clear that his IQ is 7 or 10.
@RaphielShiraha64
@RaphielShiraha64 Жыл бұрын
"I hate liars" Also him: JUST LIE TO YOUR DAUGHTER.
@erin9868
@erin9868 Жыл бұрын
I am not saying there's, like, better scammers or anything. But the ones that are rude and dismissive while theyre trying to steal your money are the most infuriating.
@RainKerosene
@RainKerosene Жыл бұрын
nothing wrong with acknowledging some being more skilled imo, it's not a compliment though, the competent ones are the danger
@toxicpoi2on
@toxicpoi2on 8 ай бұрын
They are the worst, and I hate them with a passion. Like, ATLEAST show a LITTLE respect while trying to steal the guys life savings, instead of degrading them and having an attitude.
@goodvibes3939
@goodvibes3939 Жыл бұрын
I hope every scammer has nightmares tonight
@hallonegative
@hallonegative Жыл бұрын
I hope that they wet the bed, too.
@ledfloyd9035
@ledfloyd9035 Жыл бұрын
I love when the scammers get overstimulated and repeat themselves in rapid succession, "click on download, click on download" "what can you see, what do you see?"
@ObtuseMori
@ObtuseMori Жыл бұрын
Don't forget the ultimate, "DO NOT REDEEM!" 😂 They're so damn impatient when the victim doesn't do exactly what they say though, it's ridiculous. As if yelling the exact same thing over and over at a confused person has ever helped a situation.
@ledfloyd9035
@ledfloyd9035 Жыл бұрын
@@ObtuseMori you hate to see it, but these scammers are living proof of just how stupid a human being can be. No imagination, creativity, or moral compass whatsoever. Just greed, stupidity and blind ambition.
@Xetarine
@Xetarine Жыл бұрын
​@@ObtuseMoriIt'd be just so slightly better if they themselves didn't say "hold on", then say nothing for the next 5 minutes :I Hypocrisy
@ObtuseMori
@ObtuseMori Жыл бұрын
@@Xetarine Yeah, they're really not very good at explaining things or dealing with people who are struggling to understand what's going on. One minute they want the person to shut up and let them "work", then suddenly they're demanding a response to 5 different questions and throw a tantrum if the person doesn't respond immediately or whatever. No wonder they don't have real customer service jobs...
@Yumenga
@Yumenga Жыл бұрын
The scammers treat these calls like a WWE tag-team match. Like when the scammer got mad at 51:40 and his scamming buddy quickly took the phone from him and continued the call.
@smoocher
@smoocher Жыл бұрын
I'm 58 minutes... now 2 hours... into this video and am STILL trying to figure out what's happening. I'm 100% confident this scam call center is comprised of people randomly plucked off the streets.
@Zepher0987
@Zepher0987 Жыл бұрын
That's usually how they work, yes.
@Yumenga
@Yumenga Жыл бұрын
I don't think that scammer has ever heard of a goose because he kept calling it a ghost and later he called it a duck. 😂
@amygradybsw
@amygradybsw Жыл бұрын
Love the goose walking around the screen in the background 😂
@PuissantPeacock
@PuissantPeacock Жыл бұрын
"The computer is a machine?! Is that the best you could come up with?!" "Sorry, my dog was Berking." ROFL! 😅
@user-2012July-A
@user-2012July-A Жыл бұрын
When you play dumb, and the scammers are still somehow still dumber...
@RainKerosene
@RainKerosene Жыл бұрын
recently a scammer called me and he let me talk about my cat food brand for about a minute and a half and then started his script. I'm also not even old, I wish there was something more powerful than dumb to describe these fucking idiots
@hollynightingale7975
@hollynightingale7975 9 ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@vickyjacobs9680
@vickyjacobs9680 Жыл бұрын
I watch Kit Live on Twitch 3 times a week and have seen this live, but nothing beats watching this classic again... 7.5 Hours of pure explicit Fun & Laughs with the Great Kitboga.. Sending Positive Vibes to Kit From the UK.. and Thank You again for all you do, been a subscriber 27 months and have loved every stream you have done.. Well Done Sir.. Keep this up.. Made My Friday Even Better
@LandonTheDM
@LandonTheDM Жыл бұрын
So funny when one scammer is confounded by a simple question/request to the point of just throwing out insults/choice phrases and the other scammer rips the headset away to try to salvage the scam
@stpfs9281
@stpfs9281 Жыл бұрын
This one has a high Scammer Bingo score!
@Ash-zn1rx
@Ash-zn1rx Жыл бұрын
listening to these helps me fall asleep, but sometimes in the middle of drifting off i’ll come back to my senses and laugh myself awake. it’s so good, lmfao. thank you for doing what you do
@PolkStreet44
@PolkStreet44 Жыл бұрын
Ben's balls haven't even dropped yet but he's out there scamming people. smh
@ThatGuyX2
@ThatGuyX2 Жыл бұрын
Right? The guy sounded like he's 14
@francescalichfieldcity6971
@francescalichfieldcity6971 Жыл бұрын
Hours of insane chaos over a trojan goose! And it was still there days later 😂
@rebeccasebastian8407
@rebeccasebastian8407 Жыл бұрын
*Trojan ghost* 👻
@francescalichfieldcity6971
@francescalichfieldcity6971 Жыл бұрын
They are so stupid. They might as well hold a gun to the phone and say,' Put your hands up and give me your bank details!' 😂
@zhooahahah1133
@zhooahahah1133 Жыл бұрын
IT WAS A TINY ANIMAL
@torreyadams9234
@torreyadams9234 Жыл бұрын
I listen to Kit while I work. It makes me happy even if work is stressful! 😊
@machflee6334
@machflee6334 Жыл бұрын
Same & 7.5 hours is enough to cover an entire shift 😎
@simio.espacial
@simio.espacial Жыл бұрын
X3 it's the best way to get through a long day of work
@KlearChristal
@KlearChristal Жыл бұрын
Same here!
@austincarter5691
@austincarter5691 Жыл бұрын
Sometimes you really transcend to doing actual acting and improv from trolling. It's my favorite part. It's so impressive. Good job
@SlimStarCraft
@SlimStarCraft Жыл бұрын
Hes not going to read your comment 😂
@austincarter5691
@austincarter5691 Жыл бұрын
@@SlimStarCraft oh noo
@stpfs9281
@stpfs9281 Жыл бұрын
We read the comments, so why would that even matter? It reads both ways.
@-xxMelissaxx-
@-xxMelissaxx- 9 ай бұрын
​@@SlimStarCraft 2nd person you've said this to. People can comment whatever they want whether Kit sees it or not. You're just being a jerk for no reason.
@feliciagaffney1998
@feliciagaffney1998 5 ай бұрын
I get lost in some of his whole scenarios and even forget he's really all the same person... and he's not really going anywhere... and there's really no emergency issue... and he's not actually going to get caught by security... He's really good with all he does. A master of a one-man play! Lol
@supershasha
@supershasha Жыл бұрын
I love spunky Kit. He’s so impatient and gets right in their grill. Love you as always ❤
@KunjaBihariKrishna
@KunjaBihariKrishna Жыл бұрын
I love the part where they ask Josh for his employer ID. Because they pose it as some kind of test to prove his legitimacy. And then they are forced to realize that Josh can just make up a number. So asking for an employer ID is completely pointless
@Iamthedevil2
@Iamthedevil2 Жыл бұрын
Right? the guy they are talking to is a scammer himself and he is trying to legitimize some other person on the end of the phone. The pot calling the kettle black type situation. LOL, so entertaining. Love it.
@bearlyhardley
@bearlyhardley Жыл бұрын
Even if he was a legit employee how do you even verify an employee ID lol some real “no thoughts, head empty” vibes from this guy
@PuissantPeacock
@PuissantPeacock Жыл бұрын
LOL! It's obvious that they're in the same office because you can hear the feedback through their phone mics. "Please don't talk to me!" ROFL 😅
@bk8pa323
@bk8pa323 Жыл бұрын
Is it a laptop or a desktop? Yes. 😂
@feliciagaffney1998
@feliciagaffney1998 5 ай бұрын
Well, he's got a desktop on his laptop. 😃
@HaramXL
@HaramXL Жыл бұрын
I really want a goose to walk around my screen randomly I'd even cheer every time an advertising banner is being pulled across ❤
@internetnobody6754
@internetnobody6754 Жыл бұрын
Desktop Goose is the name of the program
@HaramXL
@HaramXL Жыл бұрын
@@internetnobody6754 thank you!
@RPG1995
@RPG1995 Жыл бұрын
Enjoy the virus it comes with
@yoyoma27payer
@yoyoma27payer Жыл бұрын
His lip smacking sounds are driving me up the wall very professional at Microsoft
@EastofVictoriaPark
@EastofVictoriaPark Жыл бұрын
I think I will do this next time a scammer calls.
@hollynightingale7975
@hollynightingale7975 9 ай бұрын
It’s the worst sound I’ve ever heard I’m going to be sick 🤢 😂x
@louieberg2942
@louieberg2942 8 ай бұрын
Smacking, eating, burping. Absolutely disgusting.
@patricks_music
@patricks_music Жыл бұрын
Right now I’m imagining my 90 year old grandpa wondering why there’s a goose walking over his screen. Thanks for the entertainment Kit😊
@Tobeesho
@Tobeesho Жыл бұрын
The exchange between Kit and the banker is the most entertaining. This arrogant scammer was too foolish to know that he was way out of his league. Hopefully, despite his glaring lack of wisdom, he would retire from scamming for good. Kit has outdone himself again. Thank you for the planning and obvious effort that you put into your work. Much appreciated.
@SuperNuclearUnicorn
@SuperNuclearUnicorn Жыл бұрын
I love that Kit insulted him a million times in a million different ways and the scammer seemingly never picked up on it
@thestrayblackcatXIII
@thestrayblackcatXIII Жыл бұрын
It's the belching and the fake sounding "Linda" for me. Thank you Kit, as always for showing us so many ways scammers try to scam us. Thank you for all that you do. Remember that you're valuable and that you matter :)
@litmusing
@litmusing Жыл бұрын
Scammer handbook: There's another scammer on the phone. How do you build trust with the customer and assure them you are from a legitimate company? A) Immediately launch every vulgarity you know B) See above C) See above D) All of the above
@庫倫亞利克
@庫倫亞利克 Жыл бұрын
I'm surprised at times (or should I say all the time) they're so eager to reveal to the victim the tricks the other scammer is using, despite it being the very same trick they themselves use. Do these people have zero long-term planning skills? If we disregard the "leeching money off poor old fellow" part, do they not for one moment realize that "raising awareness of scamming methods in the populace" will lower the success rate of them, along with all Indian-based scammers, in the future? Stage magicians don't reveal their tricks for a good reason. These scammers are literally both evil and stupid.
@kass_G59
@kass_G59 Жыл бұрын
I couldn’t stop laughing when he called the goose a ghost 😭
@brianogy
@brianogy Жыл бұрын
Long time viewer, and thank you sir for what you do. You have talent to educate and entertain! This particular full play is by far one of my favorites!
@ASHAMYSTIQUE
@ASHAMYSTIQUE 11 ай бұрын
When he said Im gonna need you yo GTFO and said its a term and the guy asks what is that and he says ask your grandchildren, I CRIED 😂😂😂😂
@joergl562
@joergl562 Жыл бұрын
Oh my goodness...that "bank employee" is really a bad case of hardship!!! The title of this video seems almost understated; "...of our solar system..." should also still fit! Wow...just wow. The shortest seven plus hours I've ever heard/seen! Thank you for your perseverance and energy!😃💪👍 He smacks quite terribly...yikes!🤪🤣
@SpenglerExtreme
@SpenglerExtreme Жыл бұрын
“Request the banking people” I can’t make international transfers without my daughter being there with me and she won’t be available until Monday. A totally normal thing to say because people are busy. “You are making me fool! You think I am fool” I love how that’s what gets him officially suspect of you lmao
@ZTFath
@ZTFath Жыл бұрын
Absolutely loved this live! Still remember how awkward to hear Kit talking about getting a “Goose off” several times! Anways, love and appreciate you!
@loungemonkey124
@loungemonkey124 7 ай бұрын
Kitboga literally plays an over the top scammer character just so this guy can outclass him. The irony of whining about professionalism while swearing and spitting in the mic.
@stevebsteve
@stevebsteve Жыл бұрын
When I get to the end of these 7+ hours series, it almost feels like saying goodbye to an old friend
@saskiaboudreaux1694
@saskiaboudreaux1694 Жыл бұрын
Love your expression, even behind your sunglasses. When the scammer said, you think I’m a fool 😂😂😂😂
@sheliam3949
@sheliam3949 Жыл бұрын
Thank you Kit for all you do.❤
@poochie-dingo
@poochie-dingo Жыл бұрын
Just when I finish listening to a MoreKitboga video over the course of a week, another one drops. Appreciate you Kit
@vrandall30
@vrandall30 Жыл бұрын
KIT!!! YOU'RE MY HERO!!! Thank you for all you do!!!!
@SlimStarCraft
@SlimStarCraft Жыл бұрын
Hes not going to read or reply your comment
@-xxMelissaxx-
@-xxMelissaxx- 9 ай бұрын
​@@SlimStarCraft you're being a jerk to every person who leaves a comment for Kit. Grow up.
@MobileCrimeFighter
@MobileCrimeFighter Жыл бұрын
Trojan goose. I'm laughing my butt off and love watching your channel. Microsept hahaha
@dmcresins
@dmcresins Жыл бұрын
Goose related adult material 🤣 I nearly choked on my own breath:))
@ruthiemill
@ruthiemill Жыл бұрын
I literally let out a squeal while biting into my pizza when I saw this 😀. I just finished an older More Kitboga video 😀😀
@Big5mokE719
@Big5mokE719 Жыл бұрын
1st sentence: *berates the man for having a low I.Q.* Very next sentence: *goes on to explain there's tiny human hackers living inside of a goose animation on his computer* Lmao
@Iamthedevil2
@Iamthedevil2 Жыл бұрын
Absolutely hilarious!!!! AHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAH LOL!~!
@AmeKatora
@AmeKatora Жыл бұрын
Ah I love that this was posted today, just what I needed! Thank you for all you do Kit, you're an internet hero giving us all the laughs 😂❤
@rrbb5687
@rrbb5687 Жыл бұрын
37:45 Tro...BURRRP...jan Nice Rick impression there.
@missi44
@missi44 Жыл бұрын
I LOVE when you just get lippy and not care. "I am listening SO carefully." Had me giggling
@Risalynn87x
@Risalynn87x Жыл бұрын
I’ve been using this video to fall asleep every night and now I may be slightly emotionally attached to the Trojan Goose
@albatraozgirl
@albatraozgirl Жыл бұрын
The Pinky and the Brain reference made me laugh so hard 😂
@blooregardine
@blooregardine Жыл бұрын
Sarcastic and done with everything Robert is my favorite Kits character 😂 I need more of that energy, I love all the videos, but this is just the best ❤
@izabells7928
@izabells7928 Жыл бұрын
What'd crazy is the fact that they take everyone as a joke laughing and swearing but once u start getting serious and they feel like the scam is falling apart they change script right the way just sad how there minds work like we're the idiots
@sttubz
@sttubz Жыл бұрын
This video went from a “Goose Trojan” to a sex toy scandal and then turned into a straight-up ad for identity theft services. The absurdity of your videos blows my mind every time 😂
@Atria636
@Atria636 Жыл бұрын
I think you could state that your son in law is helping you install a nuclear reactor in your living room and the scamer would be like "ok, seems legit" 😂
@Sgt_Recka
@Sgt_Recka Жыл бұрын
“Ok sir, that’s not a problem”
@erospistaa
@erospistaa Жыл бұрын
@@Sgt_Recka “I will halp you whit dat later sir”
@kevinwalcott813
@kevinwalcott813 Жыл бұрын
Your a hero, I must say, keep on doing what your doing.
@RedNoir
@RedNoir Жыл бұрын
You’re*
@stpfs9281
@stpfs9281 Жыл бұрын
A Pierogi fan!
@Gondalica
@Gondalica Жыл бұрын
DO NOT REDEEM!!!!
@chucknorris2418
@chucknorris2418 Жыл бұрын
Steve? 😂
@Gondalica
@Gondalica Жыл бұрын
​@@chucknorris2418 you will be behind the bars
@Judah98
@Judah98 Жыл бұрын
​@@chucknorris2418 That's my favorite when he says that! 😂😂😂
@veronicarenee91
@veronicarenee91 Жыл бұрын
Lmaoooo
@mohammad81295
@mohammad81295 Жыл бұрын
Spoiler alert?
@myahbaxter5394
@myahbaxter5394 Жыл бұрын
One of my favorite videos because the Kitboga SASS is strong in this one! particularly enjoyed the billy madison reference and dressing like a trojan goose!!! 🤣🤣😂😂
@myahbaxter5394
@myahbaxter5394 Жыл бұрын
scammer: "I didn't get your point" Kit: "yeah I know, I didn't expect you to" - this kind of SASS is awesome, keep it coming!!!
@SuperNuclearUnicorn
@SuperNuclearUnicorn Жыл бұрын
​@@myahbaxter5394 why did I think SASS was an acronym at first?
@myahbaxter5394
@myahbaxter5394 Жыл бұрын
@@SuperNuclearUnicorn oh whoops ... probably because I put it in capital letters. sorry bout that
@idkmanIjustworkhere
@idkmanIjustworkhere Жыл бұрын
37:39 “BANKER TOE JAM?!” 😆😆
@furistasTedis
@furistasTedis Жыл бұрын
2:25:20 yes Kit most of them have no clue but I remember Pierogi ran into one which was scary AF, from voice to IT skills. The voice was so convincing that I believed it’s not a scammer at all, no swearing no each and everything. Very professional it is scary and almost no accent
@Lucyely
@Lucyely Жыл бұрын
THANK YOU perfect timing ❤ now I have something to listen to while doing things around the house 😊
@tookieb7282
@tookieb7282 Жыл бұрын
I do the same thing. I pop in an AirPod and just listen while I clean the house.
@xxCrazyIzzyxx
@xxCrazyIzzyxx Жыл бұрын
I love it when scammers use the wrong terminology and English syntax on a near constant basis but then gets mad at someone minor Kit does. I can't get over how he keeps saying "THE Microsoft"
@stpfs9281
@stpfs9281 Жыл бұрын
This video has a very high Scammer Bingo score!
@heatherracho
@heatherracho 11 ай бұрын
Dear God you kitboga have the patience of a saint 😮😅
@svenvanwijk5861
@svenvanwijk5861 8 ай бұрын
Guy hated KitBoga in the first 7 mins😂 love it
@immudar9213
@immudar9213 Жыл бұрын
YOU SIMPLY ARE A GENIUS BRO👌❤️👌......KEEP BREAKING THESE SCUMBAGS .....!!!!!.... LOTS OF THE LOVE AND GOOD WISHES TO YOU ❤.
@furistasTedis
@furistasTedis Жыл бұрын
4:29:38 Kit 😂😂😂😂 how do you come up with such explanations?😂😂😂😂😂😂 gold it is golden brilliant 😂😂😂
@nic.25
@nic.25 Жыл бұрын
Scammer sounds like he was eating something throughout the whole scam. 🍟🥗🍕
@earlosandwich7433
@earlosandwich7433 5 ай бұрын
🍝 🌮 🌯
@Penguin40307
@Penguin40307 Жыл бұрын
The burping and slurping actually making me gag lmaoo
@Haloinjurycare
@Haloinjurycare Жыл бұрын
Oh my gosh!!! Please provide your viewers with oxygen tanks I CAN'T BREATHE!! SO FUNNY
@catbaril9072
@catbaril9072 Жыл бұрын
I genuinely think Ben might be a 12-14 years old. He sounds very very young, very lost, has a teenager’s ego and handles his emotions like one. That’s kinda sad.
@eileencalder2804
@eileencalder2804 8 ай бұрын
I thought exactly the same and was totally surprised no one else mentioned it, 14 is the oldest he can be, adult males who have gone through puberty do not speak like that. He sounds like a well educated Indian boy, I felt really sorry for him. Sad😢
@BMF_JOHNS
@BMF_JOHNS 5 ай бұрын
No their culture is full of fragile egos
@DodgyDaveGTX
@DodgyDaveGTX 3 ай бұрын
Yeah I can 100% believe that to be true. He's just been told to sit down, answer phone, read this paper. He's obviously not invested in the success of the scam, and it raises a lot of ethical concerns if this is true - like to what extent is he even complicit? It sounded like when he told Kit "have you ever sucked my ****?" and an adult snatched the phone off him, probably boxed his ears, and tried to save it with the whole "Compact disc' line
@askinfinity
@askinfinity Жыл бұрын
Kitboga: my grandkids never have time for me Scammer: Dont worry I have time for you... Be careful what you wish for LOL
@DieselTheDog
@DieselTheDog Жыл бұрын
Thank you, you and your team are awesome ❤
@LuLubeth1
@LuLubeth1 Жыл бұрын
I have been waiting for this, ever sence the live it was so funny I told my husband and now I finally have the video to send to him !!! There is a tiny goose full of hackers on my screen !!!!
@missi44
@missi44 Жыл бұрын
Im 5 hrs and 23 mins in and i honestly feel like my IQ has been permanently damaged by listening to these guys. We need a warning label, like people do for flashing lights. "Warning: Contains extreme levels of stupid, may cause brain damage if you try to comprehend the level of stupid."
@bda34
@bda34 Жыл бұрын
"Sir, I want...Sir, I want" WHO CARES WHAT YOU WANT?! These scammers are so gross.
@hollynightingale7975
@hollynightingale7975 9 ай бұрын
Disgusting 🤮 x
@hollynightingale7975
@hollynightingale7975 9 ай бұрын
So gross xx
@psygonzo7974
@psygonzo7974 Жыл бұрын
He got in a "Ben you´re my only hope" Im so proud
@boutrosboutrosboutrosboutros
@boutrosboutrosboutrosboutros Жыл бұрын
"I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul" -Kitboga
@seove1
@seove1 Жыл бұрын
This was one of the best! I lost several nights of sleep, listening. Thanks a lot. 😅
@pattas2005
@pattas2005 Жыл бұрын
2:55:13 - Wow, Susie Derkins is really getting herself out there! I didn't know she was an accomplished author! 😂
@dogeatburrito
@dogeatburrito 9 ай бұрын
this was definitely one of the calls of all time
@gavinbuck8130
@gavinbuck8130 10 ай бұрын
That's so odd how that scammer does a higher pitch voice and calls himself Linda, then as soon as Kit stresses him out his voice drops an octave and the mask slips. 😆
@timbo5053
@timbo5053 Жыл бұрын
Angry scammers = Pure delight.
@patricks_music
@patricks_music Жыл бұрын
Makes my day. Kit flies in circles around these guys
@Iamthedevil2
@Iamthedevil2 Жыл бұрын
Absolutely Timbo, love listening to him get these guys all fired up and making them look foolish and dumb.
@JRPackerfan803
@JRPackerfan803 Жыл бұрын
Ben/Linda definitely not the sharpest pencil in the box. Love ya Kit ❤
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