World's Messiest Fails | Instant Regret 😔

[@laurahess3417]

That's really sad and infuriating that all that garbage is in that forest.

[@brainseason850]

A number of these accidents could've been avoided if people weren't so glued to their phones filming themselves doing mundane everyday tasks.

[@Zip.Izayus.Priyancara_FPE]

What?

[@DavidHaydenFreeThinker]

A majority of these accidents could have been avoided if these dummies weren't so focused on filming themselves. Social media has really caused a great decline of society.

[@bzack6594]

Ok grandpa

[@whatizreality0124]

@@bzack6594 He's 100% correct , there EDGE LORD . Your entire generation is a complete FAIL .

[@Ham6690]

You're right, but it's entertaining.

[@xenoemblem7]

​@@bzack6594 Ok, victim.

[@rupertbaskerville]

It's baffling how many people are filming themselves doing the most mundane of tasks.

[@onepunch7632]

If I was trying to climb down a ladder from the roof and the other person sat there filming me instead of holding the damn ladder, I'd be livid.

[@dougupah8778]

Sad part is it's probably his parents, f$%king idiots, kids going to get hurt so they have some content!

[@MementoMori0915]

Exactly! 😅 I’d be screaming: “DON’T RECORD ME!!! F..KEN HOLD THE LADDER YOU IDIOT!!!” You can tell they are more interested in “internet points” than helping others and their safety. 🙄😒

[@monsterhog1118]

Same guy flipping and dropping grilled cheese on two different videos 🤔

[@AtheistOrphan]

Well spotted!

[@パタゴニアヒロシ]

彼はおバカですね

[@CyberTank2077]

@@AtheistOrphan what is your profile...

[@AtheistOrphan]

@@CyberTank2077 - Pleasingly rounded.

[@timweather3847]

Hardly one of world’s messiest fails, I think.

[@donaldb.9995]

It's quite frightening to see how many stupid people are on this planet.

[@CyberTank2077]

a lot of these were accidents i know you do stupid stuff too

[@nexusserc]

@@CyberTank2077 seems like you do stupid stuff DO

[@Brighter_Blues]

Well think of the most average person you know. Then realize that about half of all people are dumber than that and there you go.

[@xhelan131]

yeah they are called democrats

[@CyberTank2077]

@@nexusserc yeah, i do

[@DragonUltraMaster]

4:55 - What are you gonna garnish those with? *FLOOR* - I'mma garnish the floor with those potatoes.

[@TMaxMoment]

11:16 nice video

[@Alicia5217]

I was going to say glass for this one

[@zerofox8756]

"A little floor spice makes everything taste nice."

[@MC7791]

here we see John Wicks lesser known and clumsier cousin John Wack

[@swp466]

1:37 and 7:34 -- same guy failing two different times attempting to pull off the same thing. Time to give it up, buddy.

[@frowny5460]

I was NOT ready for a part 2 of that saga lmao

[@superjboy16]

I love how most of these fails happen because people like to think they're the shit while doing the most mundane stuff imagineable lol

[@lambert4116]

90% of these could have been prevented by a measure of thought or self awareness. Unreal.

[@Novastar.SaberCombat]

And imagine the sheer volume of idiocy that WASN'T captured on film. Clearly, there must be far more, and whatcha see on video is merely the 10% or whatever. 🤯

[@HD4lyfe]

Or their parents could've just used a condom and spared us all lmao

[@Rodo182]

Maybe people should put the phone down and start paying attention on what they are doing

[@christianstachl]

I say this for years now. People are way to focused on recording every single piece of shit because of social media. "I can only do that with one hand because i need to record it...oh no, i broke it, what did i do wrong?" and many other examples up to not helping someone because it may go ViRaL and then i get so many cLiCkS and LiKeS and i'll be fAmOuS...🤦🏻‍♂

[@leahklein6814]

Of they did, we wouldn't have Fall Army, lol

[@LaciDoszka]

​@@christianstachl "Social" média... I think it's more like antisocial média. People live their lifes on those platforms and can't even look up from their phones. They don't know how To talk with others face To face ad they don't even know their family members birthday without facebook reminder.

[@johnstanley7874]

@@leahklein6814 *if - (I don't know what's worse, video's or the horrendous grammar)

[@leahklein6814]

@@johnstanley7874 I apologize if my grammar offends you. I didn't notice the typo.

[@craig854]

Absolute state of the bloke trying to extinguish a fire by fanning it 😅

[@johnstanley7874]

GenZ. We can thank them on funerals.

[@madamesoap]

i read this comment in a british accent

[@thejesse]

9:33 those bleeps took me out. 😂

[@Notyoirname]

Might as well be Morse code

[@skateata1]

I love it when dads let their daughters do things to them.😂 I used to put butterfly clips in my dad's curly hair. 😊❤

[@Dan-iy2nr]

i dont understand the need to film every single thing in your life.. its weird

[@tillyjames5180]

People are so desperate for attention it's pathetic

[@eduardoferreira4677]

It's to remember the moment

[@macethorns1168]

I don't either. But I do truly appreciate it.

[@mikeeddings432]

2:09... yea go ahead and add more oxygen to a fire.😂

[@definedphotography]

could have just closed the lid, but no grabbed a cushion instead to make it worse 🤣

[@justinmiller5280]

It's crazy that adults aren't aware of something like this. The same guy who inevitably throws water into a flaming pan of oil.

[@Syst3m04]

@@definedphotographywas literally coming to say just this…

[@robertmorris8997]

Most of these: "In retrospect, that wasn't very smart."

[@heyheytaytay]

Seen too many clips where people forget that gravity exists. They tip their plate full of food to show the camera and it slides off...

[@2Fast4Mellow]

13:40: Dude, this is not your day. Go home and wait for tomorrow!

[@Notyoirname]

Okay this one was not funny 😢

[@matc6221]

Try tomorrow? Like the day after Valentines 😮‍💨

[@Notyoirname]

wait what happened here?

[@theinvisibleone5865]

This was quite sad I feel so bad

[@stephaniegondra5164]

the remorse showed by the cat and the dog that made a mess could not be more different haha

[@RideAcrossTheRiver]

Cats can show remorse but it's only about once a year.

[@akosszilagyi2656]

Therapist: Discount John Wick is not real, he can't hurt you. Discount John Wick: 0:50

[@Waddle_Dee_With_Internet]

Temu

[@Tedogoka]

3:40 cat: hey i think that is a bit too much

[@johnnyl321]

That poor dude at 13:45….ive felt that before…

[@SilkBath]

7:51 What did you expect??

[@CarrieMHB222]

8:49 WHY did the cat step backwards into the chocolate bread? lol

[@AtheistOrphan]

Because it could, because cat.🐈

[@MrYfrank14]

You do not have a cat, do you?

[@MrYfrank14]

Just before the cat stepped in the chocolate it looked like it was trying to play with the bread or with the human. When playing, cats will mimic fighting and hunting techniques. I think the cat was trying to pounce on the bread and wrestle it to the ground, or maybe pounce on the human's hand. Cat did not know the bread was full of chocolate. But most of the time, cats do it just to annoy us.

[@Luke-rm1kw]

It thought it was a bundt cake.

[@CarrieMHB222]

@@MrYfrank14 I have had cats. It was more of a rhetorical question.

[@apfelsafteiswuerfel1]

9:00 srsly. What is that? No licence plate cartel dump truck?

[@Unknown0YT0]

When being the smartest person in the world is defined by not filming yourself when working on something.

[@JedForge]

No joke! On the one with the kid wiping peanut butter all over himself, I was like "Why don't you just take the peanut butter away instead of just filming him?!?!?"

[@ericd6781]

@@JedForge - He handed the peanut butter to the kid then left the room and waited 3 minutes.

[@johng6350]

10:45 Well, ladies and gents, that doggo discovered who's been hoarding all of the TP.

[@mchenrynick]

2:56 Don't get mad, get GLAD!!!

[@joevk6274]

3:08 isn't a fail. It's a win.

[@NanoZero1]

Absolutely!

[@Bandicoot803]

7:41 - When you realize the roof doors are left open...

[@Bearjos8]

"Aparcao" = "Oh my god" 🤣

[@Starhound]

Working on Home Depot, the one at 02:20 has me screaming at the screen about how they put the barricade too close to their operating area. Can't even escape work on my day off

[@FurryStockings]

Am I glad that I ain't one of these people that HAS to document themselves doing EVERYTHING in their lives, online to people who don't really care about them, put your goddamn phones down for crying out loud lol

[@pressstart1490]

*(bro you literally commented here)*

[@PierceThomas-v6p]

🤣🤣🤣

[@jb6712]

We're all glad you "ain't," too. Nothing like making yourself sound just as foolish as those in the video clips.

[@rocketraccoon1976]

5:33 Vera: "The cat did it, Mom."

[@richardbaron7106]

Doggos: know they've done wrong Cats: zero craps given 😂

[@DannydAnthony4]

Dude caught the cake like he was in nfl

[@Hurricaneliza]

What was that forest of trash?❤

[@RideAcrossTheRiver]

Probably some dumb 'festival'.

[@oldageisdumb]

0:19 Ok I have to give him props.. he took that like a champ

[@JESUSistheonlyway-t5e]

13:37 I've seen that clip many times by now, but I still feel incredibly bad for that poor guy😥

[@rivciks5045]

rather bad for that stupid guy

[@johnstanley7874]

I'd go home and go to sleep.

[@krzysoi]

Yes, the balloon was bad luck, because it's easy to forget you carry it. But with the rest he failed. He should put these things on the box or on the floor and then deal with the balloon. Even when his flowers fell he didn't see the problem. Also is it so hard to carry things like that in a shopping bag, expect the balloon of course?

[@JESUSistheonlyway-t5e]

@@krzysoi Yes he didn't do it in the most intelligent way, but he just wanted no make his girlfriend (I guess) happy and surprise her, but it was all ruined in the end and that is why I feel so sorry for him...

[@krzysoi]

@@JESUSistheonlyway-t5e I agree

[@papaglenford]

i love the kid in his goggles enjoying the mud in his face

[@StormCatStuff]

5:40 "vera. What is all'o this?" The cat looks awkward and relieved not to be the one in trouble while vera the dog has no shame. Both cuties

[@imalwaysright]

Fail Army providing proof that no one was harmed 8:32 😂😂😂

[@lawrence18uk]

Top class dummies on this recording. My fav 12:50 - "And on your brother?"

[@kamikazemind327]

OMYGODT x3 lol 9:08

[@CSImiami-ic4zt]

2:20 as someone who works at HD, I can tell you for a fact that the forklift driver did not gate the aisle off properly. Luckily no one was walking by

[@danarthur771]

1:45 bro had to learn the hard way 😅

[@nevillesavage2012]

It is super cute how Dogs and Kids have the same quiet reaction to making a mess and getting confronted

[@MrYfrank14]

They both blame the cat.

[@nevillesavage2012]

@@MrYfrank14 🤣🤣🤣

[@ericd6781]

@@MrYfrank14 - Yeah. That's what cats are for. 😁 Every young child knows the phrase "I think the cat did it".

[@Flammenwerfer1935]

7:16 imagine if this kid had a peanut allergy

[@KittyMonoclePack]

He would look like a peanut by now

[@newbiesama]

People please: Stop filing yourself making food, you will always mess up and if you don't nobody cares to watch.

[@mrhollyenglish55]

Chicken Al-floor-doe 1:52

[@patsgarage8593]

How do you not see the staged videos??

[@belperite]

7:54 "Gonna just stay here a while and breathe this mercury vapor"

[@jeepliving1]

16 minutes of zero evidence of a functioning brain.

[@southcalder]

They’re going to need a big stage at the Darwin Awards this year.

[@imalwaysright]

2:28 nah that’s just cruel

[@ОхотаНаФилина]

Вот сколько вижу эти калапсы от собачек, которые остаются,, один дома,, 😂 Хочу посоветовать, как говорит ветеринар Нужна клетка для животного, где и квартира и сам пес в безопасности. А для собачек певуний и любитетелей,, стендапа,, противолайный ошейник и ваши соседи не будут вас ждать с лопатой когда вернетесь домой😂😂😂😂

[@layeththesmacketh]

15:26 - Karim Benzema was finding his new career very challenging after leaving Real Madrid.

[@SceneArtisan]

2:28 - LOL she just NEVER saw that coming! Epic giggles here.

[@dr.robertbennett3452]

Never!!! 😂😂😂

[@Novastar.SaberCombat]

Again and again, whenever I think I've made some mildly lousy mistakes over the past 40+ years, just ONE clip of any Fail Army video reminds me that my blunders have been NOTHING by comparison.

[@DJBlazy]

1:16 makes me wanna cry... She handled the situation beautifully-at least, from what we could see.

[@paulblake1164]

1:13 1:32 2:01 2:39 3:39 Say what! Each one of these doesn't need any kind of translation.

[@iriska_kiskan7675]

I'm only sorry for the food, so much food was wasted 😢

[@AtheistOrphan]

I feel hungry now.

[@jb6712]

The food doesn't need your sympathy. It isn't a living, sentient being, it's just food. I only feel sorry for those who might have been waiting for that food, and just because the cook can't even make a dish without filming itself, the good food gets trashed.

[@iriska_kiskan7675]

@@jb6712 Food should be eaten, not thrown in the trash. It's a waste of money, but people could eat. And so, they only spoiled the products from stupidity.

[@Yonkage-ik5qb]

2:28 was sublime

[@dr.robertbennett3452]

Yo... that was funny af, but totally f'ed up 😂😂😂

[@MohaavHariparsad]

eockkid,cid,ckd ckd xksmxis

[@thefightingplumber]

@1:00 There is gonna be a sign on that pipe Lmao

[@LordFalconsword]

Half of these are people ruining shit just to make a stupid video.

[@Tom-ok2rh]

These people that insist on flipping stuff in the pans….have they not heard of a spatula??

[@MrMinChel]

These fails are priceless - instant classic! 😂

[@idontwantahandle]

This whole video just made me anxious.

[@BitSmythe]

6:47 *YUP, there’s no lack of stupid!*

[@erikwebber6038]

Why was the Chicken Alfredo baked on a flat tray with no edges? 🤦🏼‍♂️

[@RideAcrossTheRiver]

I dunno, but I can say the garnish for the "Potato Raiders" is ... the floor.

[@Sharrendan]

Easy lesson on how never getting harmed: always be on film while you're doing something potentially dangerous. 👍🏼😅

[@ericd6781]

It's amazing how many of these people have never heard of gravity.

[@critflip7235]

Girl in the first clip laughs like the great fairy from Ocarina of Time.

[@marquotellurico9574]

8:38 And he still won't let go the cause of the wreck

[@jaymtl79]

The tray flipping trend is by far the dumbest I’ve seen.

[@darkgray1]

Homie should be banned from making grilled cheese

[@kbramlett6877]

I should not be laughing at the oven door getting broken @ 4:00. I have done that, and it set me back almost $200

[@MrCjosue24]

11:32 where did all thise pesos come from!?

[@abcbizarre]

8:20 that was 100% from texting while driving, the guy even climbed out of the truck with the phone glued to his hand...

[@JedForge]

No doubt! Seeing the car wreck ones less than 24 hours after actually witnessing a wreck on the way home from the store ...

[@baydweller8241]

2:33 Dad was left in charge.

[@persephoneblack888]

I think I'm really lucky my dog hates mud and rain and water in general 😂 He also is well behaved and just hangs out in the house when he's alone.

[@johnme7049]

At 10:50 THAT's Karma for hoarding all the toilet paper during the pandemic.

[@yashthegamer4250]

WE are doomed as a society

[@peteford4388]

Never mind the toasted sandwiches, my dude just destroyed an entire full grain silo...

[@lin_plaYzzz]

How do Failarmy get clips ?

[@patchareepromjai1832]

Good question

[@failarmy]

We work with video owners to license their content.

[@jakelucas8268]

They get some good clips

[@TMaxMoment]

11:16 nice video

[@kotosqoposrly]

They have a link for people to submit their videos in their description.

[@00gyb00gy]

9:40 You set up a ladder with a bicycle very clearly in the way... Are you surprised at the results??

[@MegaBeast6854]

1:49 Oh yeah! We have... Chicken Alfr- *_pasta falls off the plate_* 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@dorisnite]

NO ONE WAS HARMED, NO ONE WAS HARMED, NO ONE WAS HARMED, NO ONE WAS HARMED, NO ONE WAS HARMED, NO ONE WAS HARMED, NO ONE WAS HARMED, NO ONE WAS HARMED, NO ONE WAS HARMED, NO ONE WAS HARMED, NO ONE WAS HARMED, NO ONE WAS HARMED!!!

[@jtsuave6125]

5:20 is that landfill with trees? Why is it like that ? And where

[@kermitahnenerbe3722]

I thnik eastern europe, invaders from third world..

[@MrWombatty]

Reckon it's a Russian picnic-ground!

[@tacodegroot6442]

Probably a place where students protested because of climate change...

[@bullbash4872]

@@MrWombatty number plate doesn't look Russian

[@Rsixsix]

@@tacodegroot6442 I would believe the tragic irony of it.

[@petertimowreef9085]

2:40 "What have you done?" Isn't that obvious ma'm. You left an entire bucket of paint within reach of a kid and kids are really freaking stupid. It's your job as a parent to protect them (and your bathroom) from themselves.

[@Kat-tr2ig]

So many dogs destroying things.

[@AtheistOrphan]

Wow. Who knew that if you tilt a tray of food at an angle, the food will slide off? I guess gravity is a new concept to some people.

[@nealsmith1649]

right!? it's like they think because the phone is on, gravity will sit this out

[@CyberTank2077]

bro what is your profile

[@KARIJAK]

8:20 If people just could stop watching there phones...

[@kn6123]

That guy got douched so hard it turned his outtie into an innie.

[@Strawberries0000]

8:14 😹😹😹😹😹 Any Idiot Can See That's Was Going To Fail !!!

[@torquemaster1312]

Every time I see such videos, I have to think about this 🙄: "The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has never tried to contact us." (Calivn from Calvin and Hobbs by Bill Waterson)

[@Yvo19]

10:58 Aww, that wee face.

[@xenoemblem7]

What is the primary function of recording yourself cooking something or even pouring your drink? Such a pointless endeavor smh

[@komikbookgeek]

Vlogging, tutorial, recipe sharing, etc there's reasons, even good ones but don't forget what you're going