World's Worst Joke!

World's worst joke? World's longest dad joke? Maybe both ....
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[@DansplainingVideo]

World's worst joke? World's longest dad joke? Maybe both ....

[@DansplainingVideo]

🥸

[@MightyCole1]

🤣

[@sannogaming4766]

have you heard of nate the snake? it is potentially longer

[@DansplainingVideo]

I’m not familiar with that one.

[@yellowbirdie007]

There was only one guy that said CONDUCTOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM!!!

[@LobsterPuncher]

I was afraid this joke would go off the rails. Good job staying on track.

[@DansplainingVideo]

😆

[@thomasmead4642]

It was well engineered.

[@richardharp4398]

Well it just derailed

[@untonyto]

The daddest joke that ever fathered. Perfect delivery too

[@DansplainingVideo]

😬

[@prinsxx]

The wait really didn't pay off... There was nothing left to do but laugh

[@DansplainingVideo]

🥸

[@gamesinreallife7545]

I know I’ve heard that’s joke before, but you told it so much better, the end of the joke killed me, if anybody else like this, share it around

[@gamesinreallife7545]

@@DansplainingVideo you are very welcome!

[@Dani-os8cf]

At least it killed somebody

[@Dannyboy31415]

That was painful. That's the mark of a good dad joke

[@DansplainingVideo]

😬

[@RVKevin]

BEST 4 minutes i have spent in a LONG LONG time !!! Thank you Dan GREAT video you ARE an AWESOME story teller😍

[@BasicFilmmaker]

OH......MY....GOD. LOL!!!! :) LOVE the on-camera presence and the background is sweet. Very well done sir!

[@Knee_Boy64]

I LOVED IT! Going to watch repeatedly so I can memorize it and make all my friends groan.

[@miikavihersaari3104]

I lost my train of thought. The joke was such a trainwreck! 😆

[@aditimooley]

Heard this joke several times, and it makes me chuckle every single time xD

[@phs125]

I've heard it before but it was longer. He was a bus conductor, And after electrocution doesn't work, They pardon him, Then he puts in efforts to be better, He finally becomes good at his job. He achieves his dreams, Then one day with some mishap, he gets sent back to prison. The same warden is there. He has already given up, but tried electrocuting him anyway. And he instantly dies. That's because now he was a good conductor...

[@DansplainingVideo]

🤔

[@Dragon211]

that joke made me feel like i fell into sewage lol

[@DansplainingVideo]

🥸

[@popobaba3687]

So glad I listened until the end. Totally worth it 😂

[@DansplainingVideo]

Glad you enjoyed it

[@Poopybutthead-pq2xb]

I told this joke to my friends and we were all laughing for a solid 5 minutes during and after the joke. Lets just say it was hard to stay on track

[@DansplainingVideo]

I’m glad it went well.

[@TheYouTubeGame]

My co-workers are going to hear about this tomorrow and hate me even more than they already do for all the other terrible jokes and puns I've made them suffer through. Thanks for giving me another one to add to my arsenal.

[@DansplainingVideo]

It’s important to have goals.

[@TheYouTubeGame]

@@DansplainingVideo They groaned. I grinned. Thanks again, Dan.

[@DansplainingVideo]

My pleasure

[@benza8946]

I actually like bad jokes. But this one... This one is so bad and long... I'm physically suffering

[@bear470]

........ I'm so mad, but I'm amazed and, quite honestly, impressed with the fact you made it through without cracking before the end

[@DansplainingVideo]

Knowing that will help me sleep easier tonight. 🙂

[@ManuelGoicolea]

🤣🤣you’re great!👏🏼👏🏼

[@Sidetrackification]

Pretty good, still laughing

[@richinoable]

3 minutes?!??! Man, I got a purple gorilla joke that takes the whole lunch hour...

[@richinoable]

Green dot, golden screw, angry clown, man...I forgot about these...

[@vedanth_2609]

This is amazing🤣

[@michaelkhan7012]

Lol never heard that one but it was a goodun, also your beard looks great man!

[@DansplainingVideo]

🎅🏻

[@huckwalton2307]

Jokes on you, I watched it at double speed!

[@Onlinepmcourses]

Brilliant!

[@hotgirladjacent]

This was such a stupid joke and it got me so good. it's now my favourite joke

[@armaggedon390]

Very few things make me laugh out loud like a child... you succeeded. :)

[@kushagrakumar1992]

jokes on me I watched it at 2x... FML

[@CooperDooper38]

That was actually amazing. I haven't laughed that hard in days.

[@DansplainingVideo]

😬

[@ReiokoLSciffer]

Damn you got me good on that one

[@rasyidihramsyah7992]

Ahh I get it, so he never regret railing off those people to the afterlife but become anxious after unable to get electrocuted by the entire world (Lousy Conductor) 😅, he should atone for his sin by becoming an "ENGINEER" at Power supply station for the rest of his life 🤣

[@DansplainingVideo]

Good idea

[@neonfoxfr300]

i love youtubes recomendations for this and i hope you will know sucess

[@DansplainingVideo]

I appreciate your kind words, thank you!

[@margaretamer2933]

I started to slowly laugh as the realization hit me... 😅 👏

[@DarkClaw0912]

Can’t wait to see my kids roll their eyes when I tell them this joke.

[@DansplainingVideo]

🙄

[@DarkClaw0912]

@@DansplainingVideo I didn’t even get to the first trim crash and my oldest gave the punchline. 🙄

[@DansplainingVideo]

Kids these days

[@grumpyoldman8293]

Since when does the conductor "drive" the train?

[@DansplainingVideo]

Did I forget to mention that it’s the world’s worst joke? 🤡

[@joywebster2678]

On fridght trains the conductor is in charge of the train, above the engineer, and can also relieve the engineer driving. It's only on passenger trains where the word is misused to be the guy handling the passenger experience and tickets.

[@shantakidd6230]

I knew this joke already. But this video is an excellent telling of it.

[@DansplainingVideo]

Thank you 😊

[@brianmitchell1049]

Thanks for the train video.

[@DansplainingVideo]

The actual train video at the end is licensed from Shutterstock: www.shutterstock.com/video/clip-31123471-steam-hauled-passenger-train---on-camera

[@felixmartin9156]

I thought he was teaching physics

[@DansplainingVideo]

😬

[@RataStuey]

I knew this joke! I as so glad to recognise it about 10 seconds in

[@DansplainingVideo]

Yep, I first heard it many decades ago.

[@N3verGlow]

Amazing. Simply amazing

[@DansplainingVideo]

Thanks a lot!

[@adadanyal]

lol

[@worshipjehovah402]

God bless You, It took me a few seconds to realize 😂

[@devilgamerz9494]

Pls explain

[@elmicoquehabla]

me too

[@elmicoquehabla]

@@devilgamerz9494 explain a joke, even more one that is so bad, just ruins it, you have to figure it out for yourself

[@brock4372]

Jokes that are a story are the best jokes!!! Thank you wonderful Sir for the laugh

[@DansplainingVideo]

You’re welcome!

[@marchrom3556]

There are so many things to say about that joke and yet I don't know what to say. Good joke I guess

[@sebastiand152]

I want my 3.5 minutes back!

[@DansplainingVideo]

Here you go: Teleport Back in Time (Long Version) kzbin.info/www/bejne/n3SWmmSPfJ2hobc

[@frankysworld]

waitaminute! Conductors don't drive trains - but it could be he was even a worse conductor then a driver

[@DansplainingVideo]

Yes, that’s part of why it’s the worlds worst joke.

[@applejuices]

"Conductor" ...get it... ;)

[@HardxCorpsxKali]

Not a waste of 4 min if I watch at 2x speed! 😂😂😂 only a waste of 2 min! 🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽

[@berzaipeter2736]

I stayed until the end, but couldn't get the joke somehow.

[@DansplainingVideo]

The joke is that “Conductor” can refer to an electrical conductor or a Railroad Conductor (even though the character in the story was an Engineer, not a Conductor).

[@davebenz8271]

What a waste of time.

[@colmwhateveryoulike3240]

I laughed but I am sad that it doesn't make sense too. Surely there's a way someone in that role could have derailed trains.

[@selfishcapitalist3523]

I laughed so hard

[@theRandallorian85]

ha.....ha.......ha? no srsly that was amazing

[@DansplainingVideo]

😬

[@gustavohermandio1440]

ok i regret watching that, it wasnt worth it

[@bambulkomccloud3983]

I'm so glad, I watched it...

[@DansplainingVideo]

I’m so glad that your glad. 🙂

[@SunriseWaterMedia]

Here from Kevin's stream

[@SunriseWaterMedia]

@@DansplainingVideo 😂 that was the world's best worst joke.

[@MightyCole1]

Wow, this guy has magically appeared and is spamming my recommended with 88 subs. Great! 😅

[@DansplainingVideo]

Thanks for watching!

[@MightyCole1]

@@DansplainingVideo np!

[@user-nd4kr8pw3u]

Here before this video gets famous 🙂

[@kansascityshuffle8526]

But the conductor doesn’t drive the train…

[@DansplainingVideo]

Exactly! That’s why it’s the world’s worst joke.

[@Kevin-hb7yq]

3.5 min = 3min and 30 seconds, the decimal equates to 6seconds. So, a 3min and 50 second video is = 3.83 min

[@DansplainingVideo]

While it' true that the video is 3.83 minutes long, it only contains 3.5 minutes that you'll never get back. I plan to return the .33 minutes as soon as I perfect this: kzbin.info/www/bejne/n3SWmmSPfJ2hobc

[@todwest]

Where was Interpol during all of this? I mean during the recording of this video not the story.

[@DansplainingVideo]

It’s always difficult to decide whether to include Interpol or Scotland Yard. Including them makes the joke longer (which is good), but they don’t have acronyms, so stylistically they don’t fit. I did include them when I first started telling this joke more than 40 years ago.

[@kamzito6553]

Oh my god 😂😂

[@anonymouse8565]

Shunting Problem....

[@DansplainingVideo]

👍🏻

[@Episcopalianacolyte]

OUCH!

[@KMack948]

Holy shit! Ok did the letters actually mean something I didn't catch? Did the reference to Texas matter?? I was thinking maybe all the power from outside of Texas couldn't actually get to Texas because of their shit electric grid. I'm also high as fuck, but it was hilarious!

[@DansplainingVideo]

The letters are just the acronyms for various law enforcement agencies. Texas is best for this joke due to their being historically committed to the death penalty. As for the feasibility of routing electricity into Texas from all over the world … I must confess that the story is entirely fictitious.

[@KMack948]

@@DansplainingVideo Thanks, I was writing them down and trying to figure out what it spelled :) And I'm appalled that this is a fictitious story! 😛

[@viktorfunk1819]

Swing and a miss

[@sarthaksharma2880]

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahha Oho ho hohohohohohohohhoh Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe

[@marat_a]

Not bad!

[@immortalgoto382]

It's so bad it's funny

[@nr63kish]

HAHAHA, I was getting pissed, but then the payoff had me rolling. It's not as good as the Moth joke by the late great Norm MacDonald, but it's in the same line.

[@DansplainingVideo]

Nothing is as good as Norm’s Moth joke.

[@Dani-os8cf]

It really was

[@DansplainingVideo]

I tried to warn you

[@sweetie3.145]

It was worth it. Kinda.

[@smoreltork8394]

Worse than that!

[@enitachipoyi1377]

Tht was funny. Too long but funny

[@arhumbhatti9943]

I can't understand last line can u type that (l guess...)

[@DansplainingVideo]

"I guess I'm just a lousy Conductor."

[@radioactive_radek]

3.5 or 3:50 minutes? 🤔

[@DansplainingVideo]

😬

[@einsteinalb75]

I'm sooo disappointed

[@heidihughes7013]

3:30 minutes I'll never get back🤬

[@DansplainingVideo]

Maybe that should be the title.

[@petertams2492]

Worst joke I've heard in my life

[@DansplainingVideo]

😬

[@Carter-dv4hz]

ugh

[@DansplainingVideo]

😬

[@bengraham9132]

3.5 and 3:50 are not the same.

[@DansplainingVideo]

🤔 Yes, the video is three minutes and fifty seconds long. But, it only contains three minutes and thirty seconds that you’ll never get back. 🤫

[@BerishaFatian]

Was that even a joke?

[@DansplainingVideo]

I think it qualifies, but I could be wrong! 🤔

[@JareBareXP]

I dont get it

[@DansplainingVideo]

My original channel name was PedanticDan, so just in case … one of the many jobs on a train is the Conductor. So, a lousy conductor would A) wreak havoc on a train, or B) not conduct electricity, making an electric chair in effective.

[@CNC-Time-Lapse]

lol