WORST AQUARIUM EVER!! | Octodad #2

WORST AQUARIUM EVER!! | Octodad #2
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[@chocolateeclare2286]

I love how he tries to be entertaining but also be respectful to the npcs

[@kentaIZUMI1042]

Dose anyone rewatch his videos

[@ceslistal]

@@kentaIZUMI1042 yes I do😊

[@ReferToAsQuote]

He keeps apologizing for everything, very wholesome :)

[@lolajadegamer]

who else is re - watching this in 2023 / years after

[@ramseyabrahams]

Me

[@Ondivv]

Me lol

[@whitneywoods54]

Me I’m in 2024

[@bignellfamily7389]

Me

[@ItsFroggy9]

I’m in 2024🙂

[@plebby753]

Dan: I am a squid- Octodad: I’m an octopus

[@itzrally7]

Roses are red. Violets are purple. Dan is awesome. So are you. :D

[@killer-iq9xq]

wow

[@arieliaromero2499]

why does it say zero seconds?

[@angelaeustice917]

No its roses are red vieots are blue dan is awesome so are you you said roses are red violets are puple I mean like it's blue

[@fangirlnchumchumcortez4806]

+Angela Eustice how cares

[@FaZeShadowzzz]

+Angela Eustice violets ain't blue though, they are purple.

[@morganguidry7666]

Fun facts about the Angler Fish (because I'm a nerd): It lives in the Twilight Zone; the bottom and darkest part of the ocean. It's pitch black down there. The bulb that sticks out of their head glows thanks to Bioluminescence, also known as cold light, and it uses it to attract prey. Fireflys (or Lighting Bugs) also use Bioluminescence.

[@farreldhinta609]

Wow! Fun facts your cool B3 i will use that fact for good and if i got it right i'll thx you sooooo much! Lelelelele

[@fluffynugget2893]

I'm a nerd to

[@jjtv9784]

+fluffy nugget ok what's 13x18=? .i know the answer

[@ChocolatEclair]

Iceflame Flashwave you know feeding frenzy?!

[@sansandpapyrus5403]

Tucker Ricklefs no

[@DaneH64]

So... You think you can beat ol air hockey ma- * hits puck in own goal * *HOW DID YOU BEAT ME*

[@kbmaster0036]

🤣😂🤣😂😂

[@scotus72]

😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

[@hazzesanimations8212]

LMAO

[@blackjacketesports]

HACKER

[@knickknack8818]

Dan: I have no idea what’s going on right now! Me: we all don’t dan.

[@krystal2026]

I thought the ketup in the beginning was blood.

[@I.have.a.bucket]

What is "ketup" u mean ketchup

[@omarrojas7183]

When you went to the aquarium,octodad probably said I don't know

[@lauracamacho2722]

Dan you are one of my favorite KZbinrs in all KZbin. You make me crack up and smile each time I watch one of your videos. As Taylor Swift said 'All the haters gonna hate, hate', well I vow never to hate on your or any other videos (Starting Today!). I hope you have a great run on KZbin, because all those 11 million subscribers you have love you and like you the way you are. Thanks Dan for being such a awesome U-tuber.

[@supachels16]

Hey don't be so dirty to her Hara😬

[@AlaskanGluttony]

Ya DanTDM your the best KZbiner. When I'm down I watch you and you Make me happy your good at what you do please don't ever stop.

[@galaxieshero9181]

Same

[@jenncarr6018]

that bucher is insane !!!

[@gchannel2172]

+li sunny The butcher stole Dan's phrase! XD :P

[@jacobzemojtel5138]

its a chef

[@canadiangamer4903]

+li sunny I am a KZbinr

[@irisshaw4097]

I ❤️your vids

[@dangagirl77]

INOCDODADUHADTOGIVTHETOURDOTR

[@brensnorf]

Dan I would like to say something (don't worry it's nice). So you are one of my favorite youtubers and you have been for a while. I see lots of mean comments in your videos and such. But I'd like to tell you, it's all wrong. I know it's ok for people to have different opinions. But isn't it weird how people put hate comments in your videos? Like if they hate you so much then why are they here? Here's my answer: they just want attention. You are a great guy and that's why I like your videos so much. But what made me realize how good of a person you are was in the video where you reacted to a video of one of your meet and greets at a toysrus I think. There was a boy there that had some kind of medical problem, and he said "your videos are something to live for" or something like that. Seeing how much your videos are helping people is amazing. Keep up the good work! P.S. For all the haters out there.... No need to hate.... Nothing wrong with sharing your opinion... But riddle me this...

[@brensnorf]

If you truly hate Dan so much... Then why are you still watching his videos

[@juliamallory2345]

+SuperSonic_Yoshi 💖

[@brandyhamilton1161]

YAAA!! If you don't like his videos then why do u watch them?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

[@kingenderman5676]

Yea if u don't like him then get outta here

[@antoniominecraftking3360]

+MySarah151 I really hate these haters they say they hate my comments really if you miss again I'm calling my lawyer

[@oneguyonascooter9278]

Funny. Dan took like 5 seconds to get all the groceries like the soda (the hard ones) but Markiplier took like 6 minutes. Well done Dan. U da man.

[@libra818]

hi from 7 years in the future :)

[@mashalzehra2749]

It would be awesome if octodad could be played in VR

[@ryevs.7639]

It can

[@kaliconte6033]

ya! that would be amazing!!😀😀😀😀

[@Chris_M-fn6yk]

It can

[@huixing7505]

omg yeah it would be so funny especially when Dan plays it XD

[@kerriflanagan2293]

IKR! But it would be hard.. lOl

[@suunanigans]

‘I drink so much milk I think I’m udderly in love!’ *’that was the worst joke I’ve ever heard.’*

[@Foundliz]

Ok then.

[@luvchilli7248]

I love the grocery part!

[@somerandommotherfucker2455]

octodan

[@Aracely77_]

NICE 😂

[@dawn909]

Constantinos Brakus Octodan or Danopus

[@wolframgameryt5155]

Constantinos Brakus good on

[@gabrielpulido8913]

XD AWSOME

[@gamergirl3566]

Constantinos Brakus I think it Octodad

[@vmn]

#BringBackSims2

[@vmn]

Lets make this the most popular comment on the video so Dan can see this :) Like or Reply if you agree

[@fordd3076]

Sims2

[@mlgoskar8701]

yeah

[@grodyminer4456]

yeah do it

[@joelsison1225]

+SleepHackGamer nope

[@clichewolf]

:D octopus be a human?? life alone at land?! That was crazy...

[@taffygacha3456]

That milk!? Awwww mannnn…

[@TheMeradex]

10:25 Kid: I WANNA SEE A SNUGGLE FISH! Dan: no u don't.

[@cynthiamathias946]

How many likes can this cute face get 🐶

[@ianjhr]

None

[@bigcookiethecookie7679]

I can get that on my phone is is bad

[@matthewbining301]

It is cute.😡

[@facefisted]

+BigCookie The Cookie 🐱🐱🐶🐶

[@TheCoolestMinion]

its cute but no likes

[@munsifgaming7437]

Guys I can't wait for Dan's new book!

[@castlekeep6586]

Your avatar is a mincraft painting xD

[@krismindscape]

+Neon Minecart ur name is NYAN minecraft xD

[@krismindscape]

+Kawaii Kitten I mean neon minecraft auto correct lol

[@quity93dance29]

a book *gasps* a book DUH DUH DUUUUUUUUUUUH

[@teomanefe]

+Kawaii Kitten You're a kitten (or are you?) and you're kawaii and your name is Kawaii Kitten and your profile photo is a Kawaii Kitten. Meow!

[@monkeyeydinosaur6692]

Knock , knock who's there Madam Madam who Madam foot got stuck in the door , please open it

[@britneybrown5873]

@crazygirlval11's family vlog same

[@I.have.a.bucket]

Lol

[@jadetheartsyone2295]

For a moment, I thought that the picture in the thumbnail was Dan with brown hair

[@monicak1015]

lol this game makes me laugh so much

[@willypomana6435]

YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[@talevaters0720]

Because of the squid dance I mean octopus

[@emeraldrabbit5979]

+Purple Gemstone lol

[@diddledee5219]

+Little Tara I love this

[@grantmiller2024]

Dan is funny because he has issues in the game but it dose look hard.

[@kitcatmc8817]

Does anyone find it funny how he gets distracted so easily

[@farreldhinta609]

Yes i reallised X3

[@farreldhinta609]

And its pretty funny =3

[@praisedanzer]

Kit Cat MC 🌵

[@Joe-fc4ee]

Kit Cat MC no

[@teasbetterthancoffee1509]

Kit Cat MC yes lol

[@murdocnicallsfrfr]

who knew DanTDM in 4 years would be a actuall dad in 2021

[@Nastka2828]

Dan, after you done the story there are also shorts you can play, two of them actually

[@MrTdriskell1981]

I know right

[@kirbygamers9611]

YOU STOLE MY SEGWAY SEGWAY Steve 2017-

[@astridtot]

can't believe it's been seven years already. time flies, huh?

[@juliamallory2345]

I would like to say Dan you are amazing and keep up the good work! Don't mind anything about what the haters have to say because your perfect and you have half 11 million friends! Seriously if your gonna hate on anyone at all just ask your self why? Why am I doing this? Seriously your wasting your time commenting on people's vids or pics or ANYTHING just to hate and get them upset for no reason like what did they do to you? The term bully is a strong word and that's what I'm gonna use so stop being a BULLY and grow up and use your time to get off you computer or phone or tablet I pad whatever your using and go out side and think why do I do this? Like is it for attention? Is it to get back to someone? Is it fun? Is it for you pleasure to know that someone doesn't like you now? Because if it is find something else to do and stop bullying! Nobody deserves hate nobody at all! So please stop because karma will and I mean it get back to you!

[@fireballz6600]

What she said

[@bigcookiethecookie7679]

well done

[@mattjarsulic324]

+Ninjaboy KC yeah

[@nonotifications27]

You just don't understand the meaning of "Hate" People have different opinions on different people, You may Looooove Minecraft but others don't like it do they,others may prefer KZbinrs like Mark of Jack,We don't all love love DanTDM In fact some people hate him so just deal with it and you can't judge what others think ok?Leave it at that 😐

[@JodieHarperMeow]

Beautiful just beautiful 😰💝

[@eggyboi1902]

Dan:finally Wife:now to the aquarium Dan:😑

[@alainthecharizardxtrainer2728]

Octodad is really clumsy and flexible 😅

[@emmalouise8846]

I miss the old DanTDM

[@emmalouise8846]

With trayuraus and grim

[@zappuccino2202]

Me too

[@sylvieshuu]

Oh, come on! He's fine as he is.

[@arsgsyysyarsgsyysy6289]

+EmmaBeautyXP I like the new Dan

[@inesfba02]

People change, deal with it. It's his life not yours

[@CantaloupeDude]

"jellyfish can live forever.... Can you??" 'I've just hit my daughter in the face.' 😂😂

[@nedzzagaming594]

MORE CRAZY CRAFT

[@heyitsmilliexx806]

YAAASSS!! FINALLY SOMEONE AGREES WITH ME

[@sarahsaleh1878]

WE LOVE CRAZY CRAFT 3 A WEEK

[@user-ys5zg7zm3x]

yes

[@rainbowdoge573]

Dan has already started making more crazy craft so you should enjoy what he has already done instead of wanting more and being greedy

[@taylorcumming2268]

don't be greedy I like crazy craft but I just wait for it to be uploaded

[@TarynHempe]

Every year I watch the this series and I love it and reminds me of my childhood ❤

[@AnswerPleaseOfficial]

Dan ur thumbnails make me giggle

[@bigcookiethecookie7679]

me to

[@maddyciancarelli5371]

+Alen Seljaque what is with all these scams?!

[@paintthecat6038]

'you just point at fish and stuff' DanTDM 2016

[@GameMan-tl7mv]

WHY DID YOU END IT HERE!!!!! WHY!!!!!!

[@williamc6231]

because he needs time to do more videos

[@soaringeagle4jesus725]

its because he is eorking on different videos for us

[@lukegambill1]

He can it his KZbin video

[@rosiemarie4409]

+Mel Wilssen no you didn't

[@Eeveestar-bl5qj]

He can... cause WHY NOT!!

[@joemama-xm4xv]

Normal people: nice vid! Idiots: 2019?2019?

[@IanJHadley]

That's mean...

[@juanguivelasco]

Not nice

[@juanguivelasco]

But dan did do a nice vidio

[@shoesandbooze7217]

hi dantdm, my name is Johnathon ... and you inspire me to do everything, true, I have watched others but none of them have compared to YOU!!! I can't go a day without you... thank you!

[@nerissas.2149]

2019 anybody? Anyyyyy....BoDy..???

[@demi_demon]

So. Much. Nostalgia.

[@Djjshdud]

I am :)

[@marklaygo7004]

squall doq me

[@samanthajuffs7191]

squall doq o

[@missfortune5782]

Meeeeeeeeee

[@vikramkrishnan3140]

🏎🏎🏎🏎🏎🏎if u think dan tdm Is Epic v

[@vikramkrishnan3140]

H

[@taffygacha3456]

I skip episode one most of the time also love the series and rewatch a lot😁

[@susantutwiler8640]

9:00 Ultimate Squid Parkour Master Champ is heeerrrre

[@rashmipillai4878]

U are the best youtuber

[@skull3408]

i love octodaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad

[@freobreo5258]

+Dante Romnitz WARNING ITS FAKE IT FREAKIN FAKE!

[@AlwaysACozyUser]

Illumination Presents: Octodad: The Movie

[@peachy2896]

It's called an angler fish

[@fazzinart]

And a angler fish has a angle XD

[@sparkleberryviews7318]

Thank you so oooo much for doing it!

[@something_0000]

Dan: Clean up the ketchup! Me: Oh…I thought someone died in there…

[@margaretkelly7805]

Dan didn't shake the light

[@jerryyong5545]

Dan: I don't want to kick my kid in the face. Kicks his kid in the face.

[@JA-zw6gr]

Dan: Stupid marine Biologist who do they think they are? Me: But I want to be a Biologist when I am older D:

[@jadeinquisitor1354]

“That milk company” Yes. *that* milk company. No other milk company!

[@kittyscarkat4909]

Dan play Garry's mod again!!!!!

[@firemerald7411]

+Joey Stanitzky REPORTED

[@firemerald7411]

***** reported

[@jerry97230]

He dosent have to

[@arcticwizard9451]

pls

[@yozefkhabaz3784]

OMG I'VE SEEN ALL THE OCTODAD VIDS BUT THE GAME IS SOOOO GOOD!

[@tmpro800]

16:50 literally describing his relationship with Jemma

[@m7orx220]

DAN WHY IS YOUR HAIR IS NOT BLUE ON THE THUMBNAIL!!! :O

[@reallyjane251]

It's the filter he chose

[@m7orx220]

+JaneTheWolf Gamer it looks like brownish

[@m7orx220]

+SuperCookie YT why did Dan but it on (O_O)

[@mtxvxnz6589]

+M7ORX ... BECAUSE HE CAN

[@m7orx220]

+Madden Army why u so angry mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm OMG stop being Angry

[@nancyyeung5411]

Dan:chocolate milk is one of the best drink me:I want to drink chocolate milk now!!

[@Jasmin73110]

Whered all the time go

[@jem9039]

I'm wearing your Minecraft shirts, reading your book I love your videos that much dantdm!

[@johnnybuckles7181]

24:57 Dan: I don’t want to kick my daughter in the face Also Dan 1 second later: Kicks daughter in the face* Me: *Face Plams 🤦🏽‍♀️*

[@lerainbwoahpotato1432]

He didn't pay!!!! (For the shopping)

[@ewanschmitt1456]

your so awsomeeeeeee and funny☺☺☺

[@callumsmith-dk2un]

Best series oat

[@evesevermore]

this brings back so many memories 😩

[@abbster_3607]

Go dan go dan! I love youuuuu! Woooooooohoooooooooo! Its a thunderstorm now and im risking my ipad just to watch DanTDM!

[@SkilledSwagger98]

the ketchup was syrup, your hands were stuck

[@citruscicada4210]

1. Jam, the chef said it while DAN was running from him in the back room. 2. Foot, his foot was stuck In the Jam 3. ...

[@SkilledSwagger98]

Videogirl06 Gamer could be something else after jam

[@maryruales6157]

If only claw machines were as easy as this

[@jerrycurry9181]

Remember this intro dan aka best KZbinr

[@Kid_Cat64]

An octopus on a Segway? You don't see that everyday!

[@roganalam2354]

never been so early

[@stevenrutter2812]

he can be early if he wants

[@peopleareus1067]

+Steven Rutter yeah

[@gamingpie8159]

So What hes busy

[@BurningSkele99]

same here

[@iczandfirekidkingofkings2306]

hi

[@inportantspeedflash4401]

Grew my childhood. Now he has a child

[@tynnabeer7425]

Dan: anglerfish! Me:FINALLY!

[@fayeohare1555]

Who is watching this in the end of 2017

[@zesoda]

Faye O'Hare meeee

[@kylsann]

Nope 2018

[@sloanewelle9827]

NOT MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@itapita2186]

2019 lol

[@edenpascual2320]

love your vids dan defenetly Biggest fan EVEEEEEEER and oh! team tdm allways

[@ItzBirdy]

Octodan

[@themanbehindtheslaughter9181]

15:01 Don't you know pump it up? U got to pump it up

[@wunderkitten]

My strategy for this game is to hold on to stuff high up and grapple up with my legs

[@XavierLumb]

last person to comment on this vid ?

[@Stunner-ly2we]

Past Halloween for me

[@nicholaslangham9590]

Dan:what could go wrong? Me: everything Game: complete the dance floor Dan:oh no

[@Taoss_Illumination]

BAHAHAHA! Also your hat was an angler fish

[@talentlessfox]

Dan:"Stupid marine biolygist.. Accusing me of being an octopust..WHO DO THEY THINK THEY ARE?" Me: "Well that hurts..- -I wanna be a marine biologist when i grow up.." (Not hating tho) ○w○

[@kylsann]

How could he drown when he is an octopus? THEY FREAKING LIVE IN THE WATER!

[@VertigoSL]

Yeah Dan it was amazing!👍

[@danbarr1913]

Hey Dan on this part where u got the ticket u can get an achievement if u don't cut the people

[@odinnthevikingboy7217]

"I wish I was where you are" no, Dan you don't

[@theprostrikesagain]

5:15 the choc milks brand is indie milk

[@hermionegranger4823]

DANNY DANTDM LOVE YOUR VIDS!!!!!!!!!

[@drgaharveykidz7291]

So........ I made my own fobia of being a octopus and I made it a name and it’s frobafobia Daniel:sOOOOOOoOoOOOOO cCOoLl Me:0-0 ummmm? Daniel:are yo a OG fan? Me:YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEĘÈÉËÊĒĖSSSsSSSSsssssssSsSsSsSsSsSSsS. Everyone else:MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE ToOoOoOOoOoOoOo

[@ivansalcedo9495]

Dan!!! U WERE SUPOSED TO GIVE THE SHAKE LIGHT TO STACEY SO SHE CAN DISTRACT THE EMPLOYES!!!

[@lowkeyapigeon4119]

Who else noticed that Octodad got the glasses from the aquarium but didn’t pay

[@me-il7vl]

I freaking love your vids

[@Tamminko]

Wow how could Dan ignore Mintcraft in DA FRICKING STORE?!

[@cheesefilling1478]

Stacy: I want to see snuggle fish Dan: no you don’t

[@hello-rn8xp]

*"Octoplus"* -dantdm 2016