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[@RoyScorpi]

Worst dad jokes of all time ❌ Best dad jokes of all time ✅

[@sudsy716]

Facts

[@Ender1king]

@@lostyourname123bruh9 FACTS

[@jacobnunya7]

​@@Ender1kingF A C T S

[@ZESSA7777]

@@jacobnunya7 FACTS

[@Kupaloveslemons]

@@ZESSA7777FACTS!!!!!!!,

[@OliverNunez-he9jx]

“Where’d the dart go?” “Probably the backrooms”

[@alexanderbragt-kp2in]

No it goes to North coria

[@OliverNunez-he9jx]

@@alexanderbragt-kp2in well since I wasn’t born there luckily, I can get a plane ticket out of North Korea but em it’s gonna be hard

[@hasanmohammed3690]

@@OliverNunez-he9jx The label on the dart: *MADE IN NORTH KOREA*

[@OliverNunez-he9jx]

@@hasanmohammed3690 lol

[@Ray_c100]

Woooooo HUIOOOOOO- *fades out of reality*

I thought you were going to visit me in north korea 💀

[@A39pro]

are you the one guy using steam in North Korea

[@AViolationToSociety]

How do you have KZbin?

[@ItsK5YT]

💀

Magic ​✨@@AViolationToSociety

[@5___.---.___Hello___.---.____1]

how is bro watching anything on youtube

[@OldRhino]

Why is there a pool table in the tree? Well, it's my pool table and I can put it where I want to.

[@NorthKoreaMilitary]

Unfunny ass joke

[@Digital_Stormz]

@@NorthKoreaMilitaryhey I escaped North Korea

[@俊王-d1p]

@@NorthKoreaMilitarydon’t worry i have him locked up in Antarctica

[@Hmdueluelukeeuli5qjyqyqkyqo]

​@@俊王-d1pgod😂😂

[@_2_wer]

@@NorthKoreaMilitarybro shut up

[@kristel11dietteamnb13]

Yesterday…. MY TROUBLES SEEMED SO FAR AWAY

[@Googlepixel74YT]

OOF got me

[@lovetimefoxy5094]

The first one is my favorite dad joke so far😂

[@coolhguy]

this one got the giggles flowing STRAIGHT out of me, i can always rely on battleoyalejokes to give me a good chucklefest 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃

[@Cryoforge16047]

I laughed, not at the jokes, but at those goddamn laugh edits 😂

[@bereaver_]

“Turns out we’re spending 3 weeks in the middle of Antarctica…”

[@divine3_]

“What’s green, fuzzy, has 4 legs, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree?” my dumbass really said *DUOLINGO.*

[@HoppenFN]

I laughed at every single one 🤣

[@coreygaming9749]

These are actually good jokes

[@rextra13]

So funny, my humor has matured

[@TrinaBronson]

I told my wife to embrace her mistakes. She hugged me

[@GarFarGaSon]

The roof joke was good 😂

[@Monkeyman71661]

WHY DIDNT THE SKELETON CLIMB THE MOUNTAIN………………… BECAUSE HE DIDNT HAVE THE GUTS

[@JoannClewis]

Q: How much does a chimney cost? A: Nothing its on the house.😂

[@Name-cp7oh]

This video has a lot more likes than the original, which is RIGHT THERE IN THE CORNER. You’ve got to be kidding me.

[@jessicasylvester2621]

They’re so bad that they’re funny😂😂😂

[@caseypremo4126]

All of them got me bro

[@Radninatorshorts]

The last one is when you say wait hold it. I just had a fucking bruh moment

[@StevenSchwartz-m2r]

nobody is talking about him saying "but although" extremely fast

[@Alf-345]

THIS SHOULD HAVE MOOORE LIKES!!!😊

[@DrawingLegend-j4z]

The roof one was clever

[@fflegendsbd-71]

The last one was so 🤣🤣

[@Thehessconeshow]

Just like my dad

[@JerimahCrossing]

The last one is animal Crossing

[@_cmh_]

Imagine if in the first one the dart landed on noth korea💀

[@Darkgrass571_2-qb2gq]

“Oof”

[@universumunentdeckt5596]

the roof joke functions in german too

[@cubramage3791]

Knock Knock Who's there Woo Woo who Woo Woo that's the sound of the police

[@Mini_Xbox123]

"oof..." Bro turned into a roblox character in the good old days...

[@Ravagames-t7s]

The best dad jokes

[@nickeldumb4]

WHEREVER YOU LAND THE DART, Is where we’re going on a holiday. *hits the backrooms*

[@Franklyn-q5h]

More Dad jokes😂 they get me every time😂😂😂

[@aglianr2707]

Why I was thinking about Duolingo in the last one?!😭

[@JakeDoyle-dr8xs]

Worst dad jokes more the best dad jokes and am not a dad, lol

[@Mat_rix1602]

The first one made me laugh

[@xinfamousbullet9513]

Laugh if that dart hit North Sentinel Island 😆

[@mtckptck3242]

Im bored so ima explain for those who dont know 1. Somehow some way, his wife threw the dart and it went behind the fridge 💀 2. This one speaks for itself but removing 25% of the word Roof will make it Oof (if you're good at maths you'll get it)(funniest one in my opinion 😂) 3. The most self explanatory one itself vegans just love to tell others that they're vegans (bro who asked 😭) 4. I didn't get it at first but he didn't say "herd of sheep" he said "HEARD?", "of sheep?" And that's why he said "yeah i have why" cuz it sounded like a question 5. There's nothing to get no twist on that one it's like why'd the chicken cross the road. Idk why but its just funny even i laughed for some reason

[@rexgrounds]

One of my favourite musicians is apparently vegan, but he never said it himself so idk if it is true or not

[@abhinavarul]

Even my dad cringes to these jokes

[@Distant-cloth2]

This has more likes than the original

[@dubs_family6995]

no…. a pool table

[@tomislavantonic3336]

Jokes very acually funny

[@SariMark-ct3ox]

Why do you have to knock when checking the fridge. In case there’s salad dressing. How did the barber win the race. He knew a short cut

[@JaydenKruger-ld3tu]

I have the power for giving him 700 comesnts

[@RaVeb-ox1zo]

Cargo Yeah, they tend to do that

[@andregirard6906]

Hardest part of being vegan is the stock.

[@spaleny_popcorn5375]

Actualy there is a castle named lednice in czechia and lednice means fridge so it wont be that bad😂😂😂

[@SnoozySnags]

I feel like son

[@ThisIsSitar]

the first one lol

[@alfiejervis3824]

Imagine it was North Korea

[@hexametris]

they are so bad they're funny

[@matthewoneill8240]

What do u call a dad's basement the dadabace

[@UR2SL0W-S]

Well at leat my dad understands cuz he playz with me sometimes

[@drmain100]

God these r so bad but so good

[@patrickisnotcool]

The only reason I laughed is because the are so true

[@MrCornishCorneliuscat]

If two vegans fight would it be considered as a beef?

[@AliAkbar17429]

3 was good

[@JaromGaming]

Ive heard that last one

[@devinyaycioglu866]

I DID NOT UNDERSTOOD THE FIRST JOCK

[@JBbreakout]

You are right. These are all bad

[@Dbro5566]

Sounds like joocie from socksfor1

[@citrusacidthedragon3383]

What's the worst part about being vegan? Leeking out the information

[@Firemaster5]

Feer real

[@Bread_demon236]

The last joke is actually not that bad

[@CCCP5119]

That last one bro 😂😂😂

[@ShakirFazal-os4lv]

Ye

[@KING-OF-ALL.]

Lol

[@dragonfunwithrylee1306]

I thought the answer to the last one was Yoshi 🤣🤣🤣

[@Breadmobile]

Polar bear

[@un_of_earth]

​@@BreadmobilePolar bears are green???

[@Blu3kirby]

Whats green, fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table Nah its another tree

[@graysonsmith5694]

How is it fuzzy tho?

[@thederpydude2088]

@@graysonsmith5694 Maybe moss? Lol

[@zachkoptun9637]

It dosen't have 4 legs though

[@pfwp949]

Never said about 4 legs tho​@@zachkoptun9637

[@Mr.Blu.Banana]

A creeper

[@christiangonzales2840]

I Thought the first Joke was supposed to be "Were gonna have a 4 Week vacation in the Pacific ocean"💀💀💀

[@ThanvirDoes]

Same😂😂😂

[@iq-_-scorpion]

Same 😂

[@invaderzimfanone1901]

Nope, They sleeping in the freezer

[@coolguyBvM]

Or north korea

[@agis_...897]

I wondered why the frisbee kept getting bigger and bigger. Then it hit me.

[@VinignisGaming]

Tf this is so funny how does it not have more likes and replies!

[@jakeburkmar1104]

This is funny

[@TheSpeedyBrownHedgie2559]

I had to read it twice to get it lol!!!🤣🤣🤣

[@Chikn853]

Lol

[@tankythemagnorite9855]

I lay up all night wondering where the sun had gone. Then it dawned on me.

[@_Ghost0]

“Wherever You Land The Dart Is Where Were Going On Holiday” *Hits North Korea*

[@adrianamza4490]

That's what I was thinking😂😂😂😂

[@Frankbrawlstars-g8q]

Same

[@AidenGeikie-tq4be]

Hits Ukraine

[@Jelbella]

​@@AidenGeikie-tq4behits the antarctic sea

[@gaylelee8726]

Hits Chernobyl

[@N0145K3D_VR]

"herd of sheep?" "yeah" (realizes) "i didn't get that!!" 😂😂😂

[@EditzIncognito]

I didn’t get it

[@donjandel]

So what's the answer

[@tryhardl1839]

“herd” of sheep

[@Frankbrawlstars-g8q]

@@tryhardl1839 man bro telling Faxx

[@CosmoIsHuman]

⁠@@EditzIncognitoif u add “have you” the front of it then it makes sense “have you heard of sheep, yeah I have, why?”

[@RandomAviationEnjoyer]

“The worst dad jokes” *points at me* 💀😂😭

[@GeniusBabys-so5ye]

this ones kind of funny

[@catherinecolebrooke3247]

Oml its ryanair

[@mobile-jzx]

“What’s the hardest part about being a vegan” Being a good person lol Whole lotta mid in this reply section

[@twixmaestr7605]

LOL

[@BREEZE.Z]

NAWW 💀

[@sebastianmorris91]

There are good vegans 🤷‍♂️ just saying

[@mobile-jzx]

@@sebastianmorris91 HAHA name one that isn’t a total asshole about people eating animals (regular people btw)

[@sebastianmorris91]

@@mobile-jzx HAHA a typical vegan hater. Not hard to find. Not hard to be dissatisfied with them

[@YourMum44056]

ALL JOKES EXPLAINED: 1. She missed, the dart went behind the fridge, he said theyll go on holiday where it lands, so they're gonna go on holiday behind the fridge. 2. Roof is 4 letters, R is 1/4 letters and 1/4 is the same as 25% without R, its oof. 3. Vegans always tell everyone that theyre vegan (most of them), and make it their whole personality (vegan teacher is a good example) so hes saying thats the hardest part. 4. A group of sheep is called a herd. 5. I dont thimk i need to explain

[@builderplayz4884]

tysm deserves more likes

[@Geldof4444]

Thanks

[@bubbaacuna3652]

I DONT GET #5

[@Dakotahnice]

​@@bubbaacuna3652HOW

[@getBhavinShah]

Number three could be because vegans is said like wegans so that is why it is hard to keep to themself

[@feargamer2009]

”knock knock” ”Whos’e There?” ”who” ”Who who” 💀💀💀

[@themontyshow3532]

*le gasp* An owl?!

[@GojoSatoru911-ke9fz]

Bro this comment got me dead💀

[@GojoSatoru911-ke9fz]

"knock knock" "Whose there?" "You" "You who?" "YOO HOO!" 💀💀💀🤣🤣

[@matthiaskooij2712]

That's da sound of da police

[@TrucksDoesDrawing]

*subscribe* hi

[@the_deino2324]

"Komodo" god it was funnier than the real joke🤣🤣🤣

[@the_deino2324]

@NoobersOfficial it was for me so what tf do you want

[@OGCanibal]

Hey nice prof pic lol

[@jstoutdoors]

@@OGCanibal Yh g h Hhhhnhbz uhh uyybubgmmuggmyyyy

[@Denki_twin_sister]

Why did the toilet paper cross the road?:It had to wipe the assfault

[@broisbri13]

lol

[@Torie.pachelli]

The hardest part of being a vegan not starting beef

[@deathstridermk4]

LMAO

[@Geldof4444]

LMAOO

[@spookyfox5392]

In Australia there are these animals called drop bears and they eat human flesh but it’s not like their entire diet their carnivores and they look exactly like koalas and they match the description of the last one perfectly

[@BenDood]

As an Australian, I can confirm this.

[@s.cvjetkovic]

ofc its in australia

[@Skill-Issue79]

⁠I’m from nz and whenever we go to Australia they specifically target us. I have fifteen scars on my back from when one attacked me but I got away before he killed me

[@paulgabrielcastillo7952]

I love dad Jokes

[@OmniGokuTV]

The last joke isnt even my concern... Its how they got it in a tree 💀

[@Baibus1]

it will kill you IF it falls out of a tree

[@OmniGokuTV]

@@Baibus1 not if ur not under it 😭

[@Skill-Issue79]

The logistics of that is too much for my 3 brain cells to comprehend

[@K_Katayama]

I got one “I lost my bar of soap yesterday. It was a sudden disappearance 😂

[@ReedyRose]

I don’t get it sorry can you explain 😭

[@ThoughtFocus]

@@ReedyRosesame

[@Threegooberscooking]

@@ReedyRoseI think it means “sud”den disappearance, like suds of soap

[@K_Katayama]

@@Threegooberscooking correct

[@ReedyRose]

Ohhhh!! Thanks 💀

[@Adham_RL]

Whats messis favorite tea ? A penalTEA

[@Andesyte6]

Actually funny

[@Adham_RL]

@@Andesyte6thanks

[@BBBSWEATYOFFICIAL]

What is the sheep one?

[@cat-cat...]

"have you heard of sheep?" shortened down to "heard of sheep?" but then a group of sheep is called a herd, a herd of sheep. the joke is basically the guys says "herd of sheep." (as a statement not a question of "have you heard of sheep?") but the other guy says "yeah I have, why?" hearing it as a question. hope this helps!

[@ChippyDragøns]

The face in the beginning- 👁👁 👄

[@FirstnameGIGA]

Blue really said a Komodo is green and fuzzy 💀💀💀

[@gordonmacdonald6273]

I thought he was talking about furry.That has four legs right

[@R0TT0N_D0G]

Uhhh furries still have two legs. They are humans

[@krasoos7501]

First joke had me dead 😂💀

[@JacobSanchez875]

Bro i dont get that one

[@krasoos7501]

@@JacobSanchez875she missed the target (the map) and instead threw the dart behind the fridge so they spent 2 weeks behind the fridge for vacation 💀☕️

[@JacobSanchez875]

@@krasoos7501 that’s what I was thinking. Thanks

[@IWatchedTheVideo2]

Oof

[@HikaruKun20]

That last one had me dying cause yeah, that would definitely kill you

[@NotIsla_duhh]

Holy macaroni I’m so early woah

[@Neonice49]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@AR-cu9ek]

Wait can someone explain the first one

[@LiamUlvi]

She missed

[@toastisity]

This is pretty damn obvious but she missed 🤦

[@cat-cat...]

t h e d a r t w e n t b e h i n d t h e f r i d g e

[@toastisity]

@@cat-cat... It's kinda crazy how thick some people are

[@Gideon_Ofnir_The_All_Knowing]

​@@cat-cat...I thought he said B R I D G E

[@LazyDays-sum]

do you mean the best dad jokes

[@Harmacy1]

No, they aren't funny

[@Caelus32]

​@@Harmacy1 Wanna know a secret? Humor is subjective. What's funny to one person might not be funny to someone else

[@Harmacy1]

@@Caelus32 🤓

[@dadhichfamily8049]

⚡👨🏿⚡ now ​@@Harmacy1

[@Igbmn]

Fr​@@Caelus32

[@Dinosaursrlife]

This makes no sense

[@RANDOMGAMER223]

Thats the point

[@TitaniahFoua]

they are hard to understand but i understand

[@Blaster2117]

@@TitaniahFouathey aint

[@Blaster2117]

@@RANDOMGAMER223they make sense

[@RANDOMGAMER223]

@@Blaster2117 a couple of em make sense

[@cwandtheblueenderman6568]

It's sad that this is doing better than the original video. What the actual F is happening to Earth? First humans, then war, then climate change, now this?

[@LiverpolAreTheGoat]

First