Worst Dates & Last Meals | 5 Questions w/ DESUS & MERO | SHOWTIME

DESUS & MERO answer audience questions about their worst dates, last meals, starting up the brand and more.
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DESUS & MERO, the Bronx’s very own, reconnected online in the early days of Twitter, where they unleashed their potent personalities and found themselves kindred spirits.. That led to stints on Complex and MTV, the Bodega Boys podcast, and a daily late-night show on Viceland, developing a feverish following. The quick-witted duo brings a distinct voice to late night, delivering smart and comedic commentary on any and all topics, that keeps audiences buzzing. DESUS & MERO continue to host their Bodega Boys podcast.

[@vmunoz1]

How are guests asking questions all super serious? Where the wild ass bodega fans asking questions like, “Mero if you were fighting DJ Envy in a celebrity boxing match, how many rounds ya’ll going?”

[@tompetty9541]

9.5 inches..... I mean rounds!!!! rounds!!!!!

[@vmunoz1]

Fah Q I don’t even have a comeback for that

[@tompetty9541]

@@vmunoz1 no worries if he fought DJ envy he would knock him out in one round. After that he'd make him choke on that Platano.

[@vmunoz1]

Low key this how I know your bodega hive cuz you mad wild with the dick jokes lmao

[@robinsonshe06]

victor munoz - SEEEEE!!! This is WTF I’d be asking but them damn Showtime plants .... 🙄

[@otherpeoplevideos]

Desus worst date had me crying 😭😭😭 If he just lets me love him, he won’t have anymore bad dates 🤣🤣 Nah but when he said he was going to walk in front of the train, I felt that. That whole night was trash. Also I loved the response to the last question because you can tell that it was genuine. They aren’t pretending to be some super woke guys but just two Bronx dudes that know you have to respect people choices in life, period. Also they talked about PC culture before when it comes to comedy and they always give the best answer because they are always true to themselves.

[@irakest]

Wait... The choach in Staten Island was a blind date!?

[@Thatkenyannigga]

The brand is media trained

[@Slappysan]

Suge joke went right over their heads. SMH

[@isaacthompson7966]

All of NY getting gentrified, even the audience now lmao

[@IllKIDfromTHEbx]

Nah it ju

[@Jen-ok6os]

@@isaacthompson7966 I'm a white girl from the UK and I got it. What's happening?

[@DaBearz-wt7xp]

Slappysan just about to comment that man lol.

[@Raidou10]

This audience wild gentrified

[@kayceecee-]

Could y’all imagine if showtime actually brought in REAL hive members? Lmao, it be a riot in there! Mad Timb’s stomping everywhere, “YERRRRRR” every three seconds, and some girl running up on Desus talking bout’ I had your child 🤣🤣!!

[@RevolutionaryFather]

Cute pic

[@chantelvereen6262]

i definitely had his child lmaooooo

[@geminikid609]

The hell is real give members

[@staticsight]

Mad rspect as a trans member of the hive

[@CVVK2501]

Yo all of us are the hive. Come thru and let's enjoy this chopped meat as one fam

[@peachesandpoets]

We got u

[@ajt7899]

@@CVVK2501 this made me tear up thank u

[@stassiiiiiiaa3799]

Damn they audience missing soo many jokes. How she miss the first time long time reference. They don’t listen to the podcast 😂😂😂😂 they not real fans they just there takin up space 😂😂😂😂

[@sweetleaf634]

showtime plants

[@kdeem93]

Bruh that shit deadass had me tight

[@hotcumodity7777]

Exactly because if u listen 2 the podcast trust thief is so much content 2 pull from 💅🏾💯

[@disposablepal]

The Brand is inclusive

[@idkuandidwt]

When the last question came thru I was so nervous bout what was gonna happen lmao

[@altitude12_]

Yeah they handled that with absolute class

[@chaayaje]

i was sweating too but they’re usually woke about those things

[@para-yw9dn]

SAME LMAO

[@noxqs59]

I was waiting for something after she said her name was Karen lol

[@Max25670]

Damn Mero just said his worst date was because of the girl being ugly, even though Mero has tons of wild date stories lmao

[@jerb1102]

Seems like he kinda lost the crowd after that.

[@Max25670]

@@jerb1102 even Desus was like "aight Mero....."

[@manuginobilisbaldspot424]

I respect the honesty. It was a blind date.

[@Andysnyc]

I don't think it's bc the girl was ugly, but since it was a blind date, he didn't really know what he expecting.

[@jendee5566]

Maybe she was wild ugly

[@LindaMitchell]

"Ask people what they refer to be referred as. It's pretty simple." - Serious Mero "It's not that hard if people try. If they want to try..." - Desus I love how thoughtful Desus and Mero answered the question. They deserve the title, Ultimate Ally. 💕

[@homiiciidalkiitten6650]

They are a good example of how comedians can be edgy and spicy yet still mindful.... love these guys

[@darlingnickyta]

The Boys stay woke!

[@evexlyn]

Yeah loved their answer!

[@alumirati848]

The boys are legit examples of how it’s easy to be funny and inclusive at the same time like it’s literally not hard at all, even when they make fun of people you know half the time they’re laughing with them and not at them

[@floridaman2567]

Was I the only one that got way too hyped a lil too early thinking this new lmao 😂.....

[@DRUMPLAY]

what in the industry plant of a last question was that 😂

[@jonathanjay7458]

Whew, I almost messed up and renewed my SHOWTIME subscription early when I saw this lol

[@fhdk227]

Mero you mean the negotiator starting samuel jackson😂😂

[@robinsonshe06]

passndatorch - ❤️seriously wonderful reply 😂😊 literally read that in SLJ voice

[@alwaysxnever]

Cool. You typed it so I don't have too. Lol

[@RocB215]

I was looking for this comment lmao. Correct😂

[@Benm701]

"Watch me dribble for 23 seconds."

[@Onserio.]

The brand is running for office

[@athoughtfulape]

Desus saved the duo on that last question. I’ve been following these dudes since 2014 and Desus’ quickness with it still surprises me. Salute!

[@SurahOnline]

*LOL. the way Mero's voice changed when he got asked that trans question haha* 😂😂😂😂😂

[@Another14-]

These two ALWAYS brighten my mood 😊😊😊 never fails

[@mysticalquilava]

The BRAND is inclusive

[@djlexington1]

So queso fresco mangu salchichon aka a Dominican breakfast...lunch....dinner

[@spooky_electric]

Goddamn, still a month to go? 😭

[@l-dogthegreat4746]

I know I miss them😢😭

[@y.o.s6000]

Their pc game strong, super strong. Can’t slip up and let them try to cancel.

[@AvarusSpurius]

i mean i don't think Mero has a problem or anything, just that it's outside of his interests as a dude who's into STEM and shit like that, while Desus is the media-trained journalistic type of dude who just by the references he uses during the show or the podcast you know that he looks into it to be familiar with it, so he's more comfortable when he talks about it

[@shawnbennett1975]

Oorrrrrr they could just like being nice people....

[@DaBearz-wt7xp]

Listen to their podcast💀💀💀💀💀

[@shawnbennett1975]

DaBearz1027 lolll episode 132 of their podcast with Jonah hill they talk about doing comedy while still being respectful. It was really fucking good

[@kyrathedestroyer_]

or maybe they’re just respectful of people 🤷🏾‍♀️ always a thought.

[@RealLegendUnitedFC]

Real bodega hive remembers the desus date story from eaaaarly in the podcast

[@kevboogie1]

Danny Sam Jackson Glover?

[@B.G.Bandit]

kevboogie I was gonna say the same thing 😂

[@rustyjames2202]

The Negotiator starred Samuel Jackson not Danny Glover.

[@jenificentx]

YALL THE WHITE GIRL CALLED MERO "DANIEL" SHE HAS SO MANY AKA's TO CHOOSE FROM WTH

[@wellreadbull3740]

Apropo Karen, at some point you'll read this, you're fine as hell! Colormatching ear-wear and everything!

[@cohesivedivide299]

Desus n Mero remind me of 2 goofy niccas from my high school back in the day named Rico and George. If they coulda got paid back then like yall 4 doing nuthin'😘😜

[@delberthaman9603]

I hate that Karen didn't get the first time long time joke. Shes a geriller. Shout out to Mike Francesa😊

[@planetox1940]

dark desus @1:43

[@imanimartin6876]

Lmao Mero bocce did get calm and serious on the last questions. I was surprised but it shows just how open minded and respectful him and Desus are. They really are great allies.

[@mikeman1709]

Was having a shit day. Thank God desus and Mero came thru with that laughter therepy. 😌

[@sufferationist]

"I'd ask Suge Knight to get me out of my contract first." *o*m*g*

[@loganknox7]

They won 21. Desus set his bar TOO high 😭😭

[@LiveLoveLaugh_44]

I’m pretty sure I’ve listened all these guys podcast at least 5x each and laughing like it was my first !!

[@unruliilion]

Each letter in LGBTQIA being equivalent 2 the infinity stones💥💥😂🤣😂✊🏾👑 THE BRAND😎

[@ghxstkennedy3637]

The Negotiator starred Samuel L. Jackson bro lol

[@JayFamo718]

Desus will always have more money than mero since he doesn’t have 4 mouths to feed😂

[@leekhold5210]

they better hurry up before I buy a vice magazine

[@drockafella132]

I can’t wait until they bust out, Mr. Fun Fun. 😂😂 that shit might get them kicked off showtime though. Side note, I’m glad they dropped a new podcast last week. The brand is mad brolic!!💪🏽

[@tanyakborden331]

I wish I had cable😔😢CUZ😁 Y'ALL R SO DAMN AWESOME LEE FUNNY😂🤣😂👋🏽👏🏽& U'r so DAMN cute too🤗😍😋😋😋😋😙

[@B-Free619]

I feel like my connect said he was gonna be back on Monday and nigga that was month ago, come on man I’m feeding for some new episodes lol

[@Mtdmpls]

This audience is not needed.

[@terrehonbowden3472]

NPR Mero.

[@musicalmelodies3595]

Mero know that date was in DR...not that long ago...lol *allegedly*

[@Alex-ew5tp]

Love it mad serious questions like wide spectrum

[@peachesandpoets]

It seriously isn't that hard to be inclusive. #ganggang

[@drey536]

I knew Mero was gonna say mangu the brand gotta stay strong !

[@tappingtheglass]

6:17 desus waiting for mero to fuck it up lmao

[@tonythepokemonguy751]

The negotiator comment just aged me

[@Kmfbrowne]

You need a friend like desus to call you out when you being fraud like he did on that last question lol

[@willieadams3376]

BZ why you’re voice so low? Lol that shit had me dying

[@danielmelamed8548]

Get the dudes from Griselda on the show

[@cc_isgreat671]

Everyone in these comments deserves to be in the audience! It would be twice as lit!

[@Nvr2Kozy]

I Went On A Blind Date For My Bestie Who's Dude Had A Friend In Town....Homeboy Was Missing A Whole FRONT TOOTH

[@yanmilenezubieta461]

Lol Mero got that sun kissed glow

[@lizzybrandani5182]

The Negotiator with Danny Glover, lmao

[@statictv7227]

Its alot white people in this episode

[@dexterdajuice6913]

The Negotiator def had Sam Jackson not danny glover lmao.

[@Milah803]

I needed this

[@vybezD]

More clips!

[@jerze456]

NPR mero Lmao

[@macmizzo9028]

I love my Bros man! Y'all keep me going

[@Afrimusican]

0:15, My name is Natalie and my question is...do you guys know this fella Tony Baker?

[@Morganbmoney]

NPR mero

[@aaronesquibel7543]

We need ya'll on every night!! 🔥🔥

[@AmberCouture09]

Fucking October 🤦🏽‍♀️😩

[@skatinwhenican]

Ya’ll Not Fucking With Death Row?

[@raqueldeshow9678]

You guys should have 'Monet x Change and Bob the dragqueen on! Xx

[@Jehuty999]

Im stuck on an actual Black Karen.

[@robinsonshe06]

Jehuty999 - She clearly has her own podcast on NPR ... 😬

[@Borahborah9139]

Protect them at all cost ❤

[@SmokinOnFire247]

Way to kill the mood with that last question

[@Max25670]

Trans always gotta include themselves in every aspect of life.

[@lucad6649]

Liberals do that

[@Christopher-td8wu]

Some people shoot for 50 Woke points a day

[@AyoHAD]

I wanna be in the audience

[@andysanchez9651]

Nets just got harden lol 🤣

[@theSuperviLLain_est]

Mero's last meal would be ass

[@dazz5094]

What kinda weird ass questions? Non binary? Lmao 😂😂😂

[@markteague49]

That escalated quickly

[@robinsonshe06]

Mark Teague - The eleven YO like “SMD” at 8AM right? Or the Knicks question- both them responses was... A LOT

[@juanmartinez-ey8dp]

Okay like I’m not tryna do all the work, but who’s the girl asking the questions??

[@ChristianJoyD]

The Negotiator starring Sam Jackson not Danny Glover

[@Bayumm65]

Yo, these are bodega hive members? They missed mad jokes lol

[@Daniel_B79]

I really miss the days of Reggie Miller stomping all over the Knicks hopes and dreams.

[@ce3824]

Wait been a minute since I checked you guys looks uncomfy? Y’all better be good .

[@aligboyakasha]

October 14?! Showtime wilin. Cancelling

[@FortheLoveofMonsters]

Desus and Mero said TRANS RIGHTS!

[@LowkAlexander]

Y’all been on vacation too long my guy. Outta rhythm

[@Faaade_]

How do I get tix for this show!? my bday is next month and I want to go.

[@geocyo8835]

The Negotiator starred Sam Jackson.

[@mattfavaloro350]

50 dropped 50 first night no K D. Go Knicks

[@AngelQuiroz]

Gay

[@georgeislas9810]

Danny Glover, samuel l Jackson!

[@bhocolatebhipbookie3967]

Yerp!

[@Aclean1212]

bruh said The Negotiator starring Danny Glover ?!?!?!? Da fuq

[@robs6383]

They really got mero with the makeup

[@VanGtfogh]

Shout out to violator management

[@hunterbaileychavez5112]

Mero wearing make up?

[@r.porter1300]

SHOdega Boys ...see what I did there lol

[@jessealava7747]

Hit em with the tres golpes