Worst Premade Ever Kitchen Nightmares - Plate Up Funny Moments

[@VitaeLibra]

Also the thimble thing is evil. Because once you realize you've been played you'll have so many thimbles that if you try yo argue you don't collect them, not only will others doubt you, you'll even doubt yourself

[@WolfyFancyLads]

Yeah, but then she can still get rid of them. She'd find out how many thimbles her brother's arse could hold. XD

[@Carnax6969]

When you start doubting yourself, then the gas has been lit.

[@MayLina]

Meanwhile i do actually sew and don’t have a single thimble, although it would be very useful , but i am too forgetful to buy one😂 But if people starting gifting them to me i would go insane on a third one already lol

[@StealthTheFoxz]

@@MayLina Lo, the Queen of Thimbles beckons! Resupply!

[@corporatecapitalism]

I THOUGHT THEY MEANT THE PRICKLY FOREST THINGS

[@hermithaley5116]

"Diarrhea if you declared indipendence" is a hilarious sentence I never thought I'd see ever

[@endcorruption993]

8:09 I hate it when people don't leave a timestamp.

[@midgard9057]

Independence.* lol

[@antoinette5675]

Agreed

[@Drabubu]

Freedom poo!

[@monkeplaysgames9448]

Just waiting for Ellis to call everyone donkeys

[@sadlilbean602]

Or an idiot sandwich 😂

[@theghettohuitzilopochtli0707]

Or also a donut.

[@pjemonto4219]

Is he related to Gordon Ramsey?

[@bluefire366]

Why going on a rage of having to deal with them😁

[@Timnrulez]

Ellis reading the reply’s: WELLLLLL there not wrong but I’m still quite offended. Me: lol

[@cee_ves]

If you told me a restaurant owned by WPE closed down due to poor service I’d be genuinely surprised Not because it closed down, but because it wasn’t due to anything else

[@evil4lexander710]

Closed due to suspicious mayonnaise from Alex

[@traceyjacobsen8544]

​@@evil4lexander710 and lots of severed arms and legs in the basement of the restaurant

[@dr.bright6272]

Closed down after the health inspector discovered where the meat comes from, i.e. Alex's basement

[@azuredragonofnether5433]

Closed due to suspicious BBQ sauce from Alex.

[@kittenkommentries5796]

8:12 “Diarrhoea.” “Diarrhea if you declared independence.” Fucking Gold XD

[@dr.bright6272]

Ellis: what are you!? Jonk: an idiot sandwich. Ellis: idiot sandwich what!? Jonk: an idiot sandwich Chef Ellis!

[@lyonvensa]

Ellis barging out from the kitchen to deal with Alex's shit table placement with his mustache and glasses is a perfect image of the manager about to go into town into one of their employees

[@WorstPremadeEver]

Did you miss the Plate Up streams? FEAR NOT! We've got you covered! Just head over to the WPE Livestream Archive where you can catch up at any time! kzbin.info

[@Erkle64]

And if anybody is curious, this isn't like a trailer where they shown us all of the good bits and the rest is filler. The Plate Up streams are somehow even more packed with insanity than usual.

[@moseschong33]

"pizza nobcheesia, *insert jonk opera here*, pizza nobcheesia. It taste like smegma" lol

[@Myazini]

Ok, I've completely lost it at "PRECIOUS FLOWER" and how spot-on that was. Sorry Ellis, but you're such a daffodil sometimes.

[@Atoran95]

I just want to say, whoever does the text tracking deserves a medal

[@sopcannon]

and it started with sovietwomble

[@WelshGiraffa]

A Restaurant run by the WPE crew would both be an absolute nightmare and comedic event closest thing tk hearing Gordon Ramsay screaming when Ellis has had enough of the chaos

[@sharonchristensen]

these five might actually make like the best Kitchen Nightmares episode ever.

[@Bootysmoothie]

The salmon is overcooked ¡¡SMASH!!

[@criminalport4962]

5:11 ah yes the perfect pizza song and sauce “loads shotgun with attempt to get mental image out of head”

[@arashitendou5941]

Jake’s song at 5:10 and my dumba** decides at that very moment to take a drink of lemonade and near choke and spit it up

[@dquinnster47]

Bring back Ellis as a Racoon Chef with PTSD!

[@samuelfawell9159]

Man don’t you just hate that, your making dumplings and accidentally make a pie, happens to me all the time

[@Kenionatus]

I usually just make tomato sauce when I'm trying to make a salad.

[@dr.bright6272]

A pie is just a large dumpling. Dumplings are just small pies

[@zockingtroller7788]

​@@dr.bright6272I think you just enraged the entire culinary scene

[@dr.bright6272]

@@zockingtroller7788 excellent

[@SuperSpiderk]

@@dr.bright6272 I thought you were banned from youtube? Who let Dr. Bright on again?

[@eleanorcooke7136]

I don't know why but the way that the letters of *crisp ASMR* moved was really satisfying.

[@memedummy8569]

Doing this with Jake and Alex? I can tell this was a new hell

[@jakebriggs4485]

I always thought Alex would be better at a different type of cooking

[@WelshGiraffa]

Math? Cooking a bit of math?

[@catbatrat1760]

Do I want to know what this means?

[@srennelamirez643]

Are you talking about burning

[@azuredragonofnether5433]

He's talking about making man-mayo.

[@Erkle64]

The books?

[@hootle4641]

My grandpa bought himself a gnome statue once, so my grandmother told everyone he loved gnomes. He thought getting one from everyone for years was funny but he finally demanded no more gnomes. Now it's plain colored t shirts.

[@dr.bright6272]

Grandpa's Gnome Army

[@deffdefying4803]

"gnome-or gnomes"

[@seokjiniFanboy]

I cant wait for the episode that includes the Ellis doing laundry in the shower story and gabby wheezing

[@stxnislav8783]

Wow, this video was hilarious! I couldn't stop laughing while watching it. Your commentary and gameplay on Plate UP were spot on, and it was great to see you having so much fun. Keep up the great work, and I can't wait to see more of your content in the future !

[@CooperGal24]

"The salad's hot and the soup's cold!" Dr.Eggman, Sonic Boom

[@h3r01c7]

If You Declared Independence is now my favorite line for exemptions lol

[@Tomcat_Coyote]

To this day, the "Nobcheesia that tastes like smegma" is still one of the best worst thing that I've EVER heard in a WPE video 😂😂 They always manage to find new unexpected shit to say, but I've never been caught THAT off guard again 🤣

[@davidsalisbury1688]

8:09 the entire video my brain was looking at the word diarrhea and thinking it was wrong, concluding that it must be a language difference. Then I saw the note in the lower left, well-played friends lol.

[@unexpectedgreg6328]

Thank you guys! I'm going through the lowest point in my life and your videos cheer me up no end. Here's to the future! 🙂

[@liberty.b.r]

I hope it gets better, and God bless everyone! :)

[@sandow8575]

I love that "Diarrhea if you declared independence"

[@phasianninja1388]

I never knew that was one of the words spelled differently in the UK vs the US. For no apparent reason, that seems really random.

[@theInsaneRodent]

​@@phasianninja1388 there are actually a surprising number of differences in spelling between the British and the US. Apparently spelling wasn't standardized by the time the American colonies declared independence. If you look at images of original texts from the time period you find all sorts of weird things, like the "long s" that got used for words starting with 's' but looked more like an 'f'.

[@bernardus3289]

Jake's singing was sooooo good

[@potatolover_1517]

8:09 "It's diarrhoea. Diarrhea if you declared independence." 🤣

[@Chronic_happy115]

4:26 ellis sounds like the fallout4 eating sound affect lol

[@DerNiederlander]

3:59 yummy raw carrots, my favorite 5 star dish. Dont forget to not wash them and leave the dirt on that is quality

[@AzureMoebius22]

Jake's fake-ass Italian singing at 5:10 killed me XD

[@kyleaubreydelmundo7021]

Best part of the video. 🤣

[@criidawg]

I love how WPE is just turning into funny moments. 10/10.

[@absolutexero9385]

@5:33 Oh god now I'm thinking of Jojo's: It's me Diorhea!

[@thirdboylol95]

“Diarrhea if you declared independence” got me

[@cryptwinters8886]

The editing in this video is amazing! Good job for the editors on this video!

[@games-boy9640]

Got back from work (at McDonald's.) Time for the laughter!

[@Kuziminski]

...I was eating a calzone during the Jonk opera.... thanks, you absolute bellend. 💙

[@knightrider2637]

I love jakes take on Oprah songs

[@damonsnow11]

Oprah? Looks like how Jake would spell opera.

[@Erkle64]

You get a smegma! And you get a smegma! Everybody gets a smegma!

[@ianmillard1604]

I was having a shit day and this video has right cheered me up. Keep it up

[@WindVillage]

I don’t have headphones at the moment so I’m currently listening to this with no sound. Still the funniest in the world.

[@schonnj]

I'm fairly sure at the end Ellis wishes his character could grab a kitchen knife and put Alex's character on the menu.

[@killerninjaz13]

Alex and crisps: fallout style crunching intensifies

[@zeron9683]

5:33 It's not delivery, it's di'orrhea

[@RefluentDawn151]

As a line cook, I can confirm we just have a guy sitting in the walk in fridge getting intimate with the mayonnaise

[@samdavies2069]

4:55 new kink unlocked 4:55

[@mr.agoshi1872]

Probably the one video I haven't heard Jake mess up at least 2 stream donations

[@VitaeLibra]

"You thought it was a stomach ache. But it was me! Dio!" *Shoves head out asscrack*

[@alansmithee419]

"How did you get in there without anyone noticing?" "It was simple! ZA WARUDO!"

[@RealCerbero]

3:22 Who write "Sperm on boobs" in the sign 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@redmondthealien7840]

Why is jake actually good at singing at 5:10 ?

[@azuredragonofnether5433]

He just is.

[@ezekielbaskerville2710]

9:30 I think this is the only game where you can have your customers seated on the street. I'm sure that won't cause any issues at all, I mean, as long as the restaurant is open, at least there won't be any problems with recklessly driving movers or anything, no, not at all!

[@micheljavert5923]

TIL that the Commonwealth countries spell diarrhea with an "o" (for some insane reason). I also learned that the Commonwealth countries are starkers🤣

[@OneFloofyBooper]

similarly to the thimble thing, everyone collects poop emojis for me. I have a giant poop that I got from my cousin for Christmas, sitting in my bedroom next to my bed, and he has about a dozen little poop minions all around him

[@spk1121]

Lucky you 💩👍

[@sdswood3457]

"Count Nobula"

[@maxamillionevergreen8701]

The Alex alarm clock, if you wake up too late you wake up in his basement

[@meyesthisguy855]

2:00 eyo whoever that made this edit, that was clean af.

[@Darthlunatic]

I never realized there were different spellings of diarrhea! 😂 Hearing you all spell it out, then having the comment of "if you declared independence" got me good. Love y'all!!

[@dirkwolf9463]

It's a good thing you guys are streamers, because it's apparent that even the most basic entry level job is beyond you. 🤪

[@makaramuss]

this might been your best episode ever

[@skylerlim6849]

Perfect laugh everytime🤣🤣🤣

[@Matpit18]

You would expect WPE to have sh** all over the place in a game where you have to run a restaurant, but I counted an impressive two whole times where that actually happened. And the rest of the times were just them trying to spell diarrhea. 😂

[@chrispyanitygaming]

i got excited when i heard my bit about Alex making the chef's special sauce but then gutted at seeing it spelt 'crispyyancy' 😱 wtf is one of those haha!!

[@Enterprise-D666]

If Cath continues to burn the food, she might as well start playing a fiddle while the kitchen burns down.

[@warrioroffire1615]

Jonk: “Who does sewing these days?” Me, majoring in Technical Pattern Design: You joke, but you’d *ACTUALLY* be surprised.

[@NateCousins]

Diarrhoea - Dining in a rough restaurant, hurry or expect accidents! A little phrase I was taught in high school 😂

[@tomhubbard8510]

Getting home from work and seeing this fucking channel has uploaded another insane garbage fire to the Internet... absolutely makes my day. Love you guys.

[@Thunder036]

"Sperma sulle tette" is just a perfect name for an Italian inspired restaurant in a country where people do not speak Italian

[@DaCrksh]

For some reasons Gabby's "THIMBALS BAAAAAT" breaks me

[@Incubansoul]

Count Nobula 🤣🤣🤣

[@cruise_memory1349]

0:56 nice to meet you Jonk😏

[@Hamlenain]

This one craked me up so much. Keep up the great content.

[@justbennyka7596]

5:10 Jonk's song was hilariously perfect

[@azuredragonofnether5433]

The 'it tastes like sm*gm*' sealed the deal. XD

[@55527777777]

7:05 cats laugh❤️

[@miguelrodrigues8374]

Just realised WPE could make a city with just its fans. Would be an awesome chaotic but hella fun city

[@henricobilatto44]

More like a wasteland or a cemetery with a really stupid name like: "Alex playground" or something

[@silvadic2207]

Love the little note at the bottom about the spelling of diarrhea and diarrhoea (my iPhone autocorrected that to “Freedom version”).

[@alansmithee419]

Free from extraneous vowels. Or in this case extraneous bowels.

[@Erkle64]

It's funny to me. In New Zealand we often use American words, like pants meaning trousers not underwear, but we always use the british english spelling like colour etc. But on this one word I've never once seen it with a silent O.

[@Erkle64]

Although, apparently even 80% of British people spell it without the O.

[@MOTHexe]

Oooh, WPE playing one of my favorite games.

[@CyanSythe]

5:08 might be the moment where Jake and Alex were closest

[@RavenStory71123]

“Diarrhea if you declared independence” Hell yeah borther I sure do love me that there daiorhayea

[@canadiancanucklehead8310]

Everyone start buying and sending Cath thimbles!

[@burnedshelf]

hey great video like always love you all

[@GreatBeef97]

I was long awaiting this video XD

[@attigator]

Once Redfall releases, WPE should play it. I want to see the chaos

[@itsnotmikey6930]

For 1:18 i thought they were playing overcooked 💀💀

[@Solar-496]

Okay, these guys are following the cookbook 'Recipe Of Disaster.'

[@christofferthorsson7657]

ironically, this isn't the worst I've seen people do in this game

[@ethangames2909]

pizza nobchessia (jonk opera) pizza nobschessia it tastes like smegma

[@georgestam7854]

the scary alarm kinda triggered me lol. i used to have an alarm back in the day to wake up for school,and it would play this like....scary horror film music that sounded like its from some kinda like dark circus music. sometimes id get so scared id skip the first 10 minutes of class just to kinda be able to process wtf was going on XD

[@NordicDragon1337]

Payday 2 crew be grinding😂

[@CRUSH40RULES]

Ellis got his revenge for the crunching. Also this game looks like a less stressful version of Overcooked.

[@lightdrgn20]

It's very similar but it's a rougelite.

[@Erkle64]

And with automation. As long as you're not WPE.

[@dr.bright6272]

Surprisingly Jake was the closest with his spelling of diarrhea with Gabby being a close second

[@nekomarinyan1398]

I think this is just them in a fast food restaurant cooking for a kid's birthday party. Then afterwards, they'll just ditch the place and play some games related to cooking.

[@sushifox2058]

This is awesome as usual

[@emily-janevollmar8451]

Don't let them bully you Cath! I crochet too

[@lbnewell23]

0:14 no Alex that’s after you get home from work 😏

[@Alex-ik6yp]

Got here in 4 minutes. Nice video, very funny!

[@tylerhale5837]

It was 100% a mistake to think I could watch these guys play a cooking game while I ate. Will I ever learn that lesson? Probably not. Keep up the great work guys. Also I can’t help it, am I the only one who wants to see these guys try and share a kitchen in real life? Maybe just. With butter knifes. No sharp objects.

[@X3H3X]

8:38 Best 100 bits I ever spent

[@silverscorpio24]

I imagine Gabby's entire life is anticipating how Jake can fuck things up