Would I Lie to You Series 7 Episode 9 - Highlights Special: The Unseen Bits

[@shankarmony70]

Its insane how good these shows are. Simply great

[@13game3]

Lee Mack is genuinely the funniest guy I have seen. Genius!

[@CorsetGrace]

Lee is so fast and quick witted. Love him and this show.

[@sureshhirawat]

try norm macdonald m8.

[@hairtrigger8317]

First time I've heard someone claim Norm MacDonald is the most hilarious man alive. He's funny don't get me wrong but ehhh, not that funny on the spot imo.

[@oEDLIo]

nah

[@un959]

Hairtrigger83 You're right. I do think Norm is fantastic when he can meander towards his point on his own terms. I think he's terrible with other people, he doesn't play well with others at all. If he does inadvertently set them up, he makes sure to cut them down. But either way he makes sure that it's all about him. It really makes me wonder why he bothers appearing on shows or whatnot with other people at all. It's clearly not enjoyable for him. It's like getting invited to a dinner party you didn't want to go to, agreeing anyway, pissing on the roast and then blaming everyone else for not liking it. Lee Mack is the exact opposite. He's at his best when he has people to riff off, and he is the quickest comic I've ever seen. He's as intuitive as Norm and will absolutely make jokes at others' expense, but it's more of a friendly jab instead of an irritated haymaker. If those people come back with something better he's more than happy to laugh and give them credit and laugh along with everyone else. Norm just gets surly. Two different comedic styles so it's weird to compare them.

[@-Gorbi-]

“That’s why they put you on David’s side” Brilliant

[@tashiwangdu4747]

hahahah that blooper that the end was gold !!

[@applemask]

- This is Ian, - AH HA HAHAHAHAHAH HAHA HA

[@d.e.b.b5788]

I saw that show; they should have left it in!

[@morganstiefvater1693]

"Now listen here, Dozzy Dave!" I love when Lee fills in parts of other people's stories.

[@mschingacor]

Absolutely love this show

[@AleeraGorvan]

'Lee, would you stop designing hutches for stick-insects!' 'What's the collective term for lots of stick-insects?' 'Trees.' xD David Mitchell was absolutely right when he defended the concept of panel shows in an interview against scripted formats by arguing that a great many brilliant lines simply could not possibly feature in sitcoms or similar formats.

[@1ifemare]

From 0xford English Dictionary: A bramble of stick-insects. A shrubbery of leaf-NIsects. A constipation of dung-beetles.

[@nicfarrow]

Best yet!

[@thisravenhasflown010]

Another brilliant episode

[@futuristicpoets9238]

thanks nick from fulham for uploading this divine video

[@tomitstube]

some of lee's best stuff cut.

[@jenniferspeers2453]

I do that dishes thing too. Rotate them for even use lol

[@paulinecolraine4726]

Absolutely brilliant 😂

[@THEBAYCITYROLLERMAN]

26:25 Aaww, Poor Jon. What a sweet story! Poor li'l guy...

[@Bobainthome]

Lee Mack is an amazing jokester

[@hailtothyking3916]

Holy shit, I don't how I actually found bits i haven't seen yet

[@jonl3732]

Excellent compilation with extremely funny peeps throughout show

[@MikeMJPMUNCH]

The outtake at the end makes the episode it is from even funnier that they knew Lee was lying but still played along with it. Also of all the lies Lee has been given being trapped in the back of a van is properly the easiest one he has ever had to tell and he messes it up.

[@blindsightedkill]

+MikeMJPMUNCH What is the episode number it is from? Anyone?

[@MikeMJPMUNCH]

+blindsightedkill Series 7 Episode 4

[@adame6769]

have you seen the one where Lee talks about how he's donated something to the garden museum?

[@MikeMJPMUNCH]

Yeah that was top class lying by Lee in that one, he really made it seem ridiculous then turned out to be true.

[@yossbot4947]

Here's a link to that part in the episode kzbin.info/www/bejne/jqLbhpuCmLNpeLM

[@jb888888888]

Due to all the robocalls that exist nowadays I've taken to answering the phone but leaving a pause, and then saying a very low and quick " 'lo."

[@foreignpaul]

I'm surprised they cut them out! Lee's dart impression was hilarious, and I peed a little with Jon's clown story

[@lucindagooding4294]

+Paul Pince It was really depressing though.. you could tell it was true being it Jon xD

[@foreignpaul]

+Lucinda Gooding Oh no, the story itself was pretty heartbreaking haha. But Lee's comments had me on the floor.

[@SundaraRamanR]

And the stick insect was so deliciously unbelievable.

[@billberndtson]

22:00 My favorite part about this bit is that SnookerTableMan would have to be brought into the home without legs (and arms, presumably) and would have to be assembled on site. Pedantry accomplished. :)

[@simonacomb]

Same here! Awesome stuff

[@Linfrancie]

Thank you so much for the upload!

[@mistersharpe4375]

4:52 Wow, the audience really loved that bit.

[@just-tess]

and rightly so!

[@JackDManheim]

i can't believe they cut out some of this stuff

[@salwaaj1356]

Lee Mack in the clown's stalker voice, oh my god. I pissed myself hhhhhhh

[@dudesayingthings]

Charles if you don't want to talk to anyone at all why answer the phone? 😅😅 Stephen Mangan is a gem.

[@HeartYukitty]

Lee Mack is the most hillarious man alive

[@huwmordecai6209]

Dermot treats his crockery in the same way that I do.

[@marvinmeeker5765]

I take it a step further. Newly washed plates and bowls simply go on the bottom of the stack. Being kept in rotation, they gather a lot less dust.

[@jb888888888]

I put my washed plates on the bottom of the stack so they cycle through over the course of time.

[@superduper9357]

OK I don't usually comment on these shows but snooker table man was genius

[@PSNable]

23:19 Lee Macks delivery. Fucking hilarious!

[@tesfuweldemikael2902]

Rob's face 🤣

[@readigo]

Those middle-class jokes, always kills me haha

[@DontKloppMeNow]

Charles dances irish voice sounds just like michael smiley

[@paulinecolraine4726]

I thought Richard and his snooker table skit was hilarious 🤣

[@mortennrgaard179]

6:23 This is the best burn ever :D

[@n0isyturtle]

"What's the collective for stick insects?" "Tree."

[@owengrant9066]

Rob Brydon loves role playing, does my head in lol

[@carls1959]

I also believe in restacking the dishes, after washing, on the bottom of the clean dishes still in the cupboard. Just a leftover habit from working in restaurants.

[@marvinmeeker5765]

There is a practical reason for FIFO (First in first out). The dishes are less likely to gather dust.

[@llddau]

I remember because of stalagTites, from the Top!

[@Morgana0x]

I can't believe they left out Jon Richardson's stalking story. It was hilarious.

[@Ad-Infinitum]

22:48 You can see Lee's mind working, pretty sure what he thought of wasn't appropriate 🤣

[@jessamineoconnor9414]

This is great'!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@gillymac9363]

3:57 Aye Lee that's what you were just told. Stalactites come down.

[@megsmith5989]

I do the same thing with my plates and bowls...

[@RileyBruh]

"you can't answer the phone with silence" one time I told my ex that I wasn't sure which of my friends I was chatting online with bc I didn't recognize the username but they obviously knew me. and so he called them from his account out of the blue and asked who they were. imagine getting a call from an unknown number and being asked who YOU are

[@beuxjmusic]

Lee Mack would be such an entertaining Darts professional... We need more comedic athletes...

[@Snaakie83]

Darters are athletes?

[@MrRozli]

How did you know I just wanted to watch that? :)

[@MichelleSudarsono]

Sometimes, if it's an unknown number, I would pick up in silence... and wait to see if I recognize the voice or not. So it's not impossible. They usually sound confused, and then if I know them, I'll just blame the signal and pretended I've been saying hello all this time.

[@KrillinGoku]

I think some of these were better than the ones they kept in.

[@oisinmachine1246]

There's only one nick from fulham, There's only one nick from fulham, There's only one nick from fuuuullllham, There's only one nick from fulham!

[@LilyValesti]

I've answered a phone call with silence before............ atleast 3 times.... I can't help it, new phone who even has my number XD

[@leglessinoz]

I pick up the phone and wait for the caller to speak first.

[@unclecreepy4185]

If you don’t want to talk to people, why pick up the phone? Charles: Look, I have killed people smarter and younger than you.

[@BrownstoneWalkUp]

According to wikipedia, there will be a Christmas special this year.

[@Devilishsuki]

Don’t think it’s that uncommon to do the thing with plates and bowls - I do this also, mostly for mugs, gotta bring the ones in the back to the front from time to time.

[@triciat-b3972]

eventuallyI agree. Using the same plate(s) over and over wears out the coating/varnish whatever it's called, including any pattern. Rotating them keeps 'em fresh a little longer.!!!

[@OliB150]

I thought it was perfectly normal until watching this. I always put the clean plates in at the bottom of the pile so that the ones that were already there are used next.

[@redeyestones3738]

David- "insect sticks live in gangs". He obviously never saw any. Never seen more than one at a time

[@fiona-una4831]

... I always answer the phone without answering... lolol that's my social anxiety

[@marvinmeeker5765]

I do something more involved than Dermot. I call it, “First in first out.” It’s fairly simple. Newly cleaned dishes go to the bottom of the stack, etc. It ensures that they don’t gather dust, for dishes etc. Canned food has an expiration date, so I stock the shelf from the back.

[@tselengbotlhole750]

I believed Dermit right away because I do the same

[@slashbat2375]

Now they've made me feel weird for being silent when I answer the phone. If I don't recognise the number and neither does truecaller, then I just stay silent until they speak 😂

[@markanixon77]

2:15 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@stevebloodymckenna]

Brilliant! Jon Richardson's clown stauking story was the best:)

[@QuiznosBear]

Stalactites have to hold on tight to the ceiling. Stalagmites are the other ones.

[@palestinevideos2025]

Nope it's stalagtites stand tightly Stalagmites hang mightily

[@funnytmc2190]

Stalagmites might poke you in the ass from below

[@just-tess]

@@palestinevideos2025 did you watch the video? it's stalactites, tight to the c for ceiling, and stalagmites with g for ground

[@nickthelick]

14:20 - Stalagmites push up with all their might ('mite')... Stalactites are the other ones that hang down! At least, that's how I remember it... =0D

[@83gemm]

nickthelick I learned you “mite” trip over a stalagmite.

[@miniveedub]

Stalactites have to hang on tight.

[@noldo3837]

Regarding not saying "Hello" on the phone, the most sane my dad said on the phone was "Hello, balloon and airship rental here, how can we serve you?"

[@JimboForster1123]

Lee Mack is amazing funniest guy ever

[@mashakalinkina7207]

Its wild how the clown story went from silly to sad. We've all been there. :p

[@ILuvAyeAye]

Sometimes I say lie because the thought of it being a true story is bumming me out. Like the stick insect pet. Or (from another episode) Mack's womble massacre.

[@just-tess]

I can't believe the darts one hasn't been posted as a clip by every WILTY channel, I've never seen it! And we know Richard Osman is genius, but that was an incredibly convincing child's made-up superhero on the spot... I think they cut some of these for the sake of time, not quality!

[@lisasoar8448]

💯

[@BrentElisens]

I answer the phone with silence.

[@zufgh]

I love that brief look Lee and Henning share at 17:10, as if to say "Bitches, am I right?"

[@letitgo6912]

5:58 I do the same sorta thing....

[@MsJonasBrosFan69]

Sooo, does this mean a new series is coming up?

[@dudesayingthings]

13:15 the black guy on Lee mac's team looks exactly like Emile heskey.

[@mmeparadis]

Jon Richardson's clown story broke my heart a little 😢

[@rockinghamgearheadmccrysta4448]

16:52

[@applemask]

ALLO I'M SEAAAN

[@renzo6490]

At 15 min 26 sec there is a noise like a giant wet fart.

[@abbyschneider4644]

Renzo ive been thinking about this for so long

[@nicolaguy3048]

Am I the only person who really fancies David Mitchell? :-)

[@79pants]

I’d imagine Victoria also fancies him.

[@concuorekorrepetition8691]

I do! :)

[@cynthiabell6273]

I do

[@sebacatana]

Me toooo❤

[@janbounds911]

I do.:)

[@sarahc561]

If its a number I don't know I answer with silence, then they usually hang up. It will have been a call centre wanting to offer me PPI.

[@sjn6704]

Or its a potential employer trying to offer you a job

[@nanka2002]

the homeland guy is hot 🐾🐾🐾🐾🐾🐾🐾🐾🐾

[@ciciamour3265]

When I get a call from an unknown number I pick up the phone and don’t say hello 🤷‍♀️

[@clivewells7090]

...and your number is..?

[@D3w10n]

@ 15:14 No Kirsty, she cannot tell the cock size by someone's dart skill... I am safe xD

[@just-tess]

prowess doesn't mean size, it means skill...

[@D3w10n]

@@just-tess In this case - potato potatoe

[@jamesneilsongrahamloveinth1301]

Stalactites tombent, stalagmites montent . . .

[@lucindagooding4294]

Joan is a right cutie

[@thomascrownbuerger]

I think it's fair to say the opposition has got it down to 50/50.

[@BrownstoneWalkUp]

You know, I'd much rather see a movie starring Snooker Table Man and Percentage Man than Superman and Batman.

[@rattanbirdhariwal2014]

Lee @ 14:08 Not when I’m around 😜😜😜

[@gnome_de_guerre]

They Stick together.

[@brucesinclair6039]

Stalagtites hold on tight... You might trip over stalagmites.

[@TheMadAfrican1]

David O'doherty's story made me realise that he is another one of those comedians who freaks me the smeg out cause he seems so... odd. Much like Joe Wilkinson. I just get the shivers.

[@pennycarr1043]

LOL....Who was Ian?

[@lynngiesbrecht910]

I believe he and the blond on Lee’s team shoved a ram from the school yard into a teacher’s cupboard when he was late for class.

[@davecrupel2817]

I do what Charles does when i dont recognize the number. I also do what Dermot does with the plates. So im not using the same 1-2 plates/bowls every time.

[@francaperotti5934]

Joan bakewell is so beautiful

[@dielaughing73]

The mites go up and the tights come down

[@megannehover]

StalagTITEs hang on TIGHT to the ceiling. StalagMITES MIGHT join them one day. That's how I learned them when I was a child.

[@brandonwooster7663]

Dobbs!

[@Therealalbot]

jon richardson didnt follow a clown around... .... oh wait the clown was doing magic , more believeable now.

[@colemyst]

I miss Nick.