Would We Survive a Horror Movie?

[@ChishioAme]

Lily would _definitely_ have one of those overextended death scenes that you'd see in a horror parody: she'd get stabbed by the killer, do a "womp womp" and seemingly die, then Pierre would drop a dono to say "Hey, at least you finally found someone to penetrate you". Lily'd jump up, bitch slap Pierre in the shins while talking about how she _totally_ gets D all the time before keeling over from blood loss.

[@cheeseboi7553]

Perfect

[@potatoadw9387]

Nice pfp!

[@xandraxie3183]

Pierre is the shylily clips dude if I’m not forgetting?

[@Zeburt]

This is so fucking funny oh my god

[@GoldRichness]

@@xandraxie3183correct

[@ivanbluecool]

Bao would go running to find the monster if it's a wolf man. Movie would go from a slasher to a romantic comedy

[@twilitlloyd7167]

That monster is gonna be hiding under the bed

[@alexkogan9755]

@@twilitlloyd7167Exactly lol

[@ljmittelsdorf6594]

Yea

[@anzaca1]

So Bao would be really good to have.

[@ChangedCauseYT-HateFoxNames]

It would go from a slasher to an "adult movie".

[@XionSteel]

Tricky is the type of killer that would walk into a spider web, panic, and accidentally fall onto something deadly.

[@Ryzawa]

I can see her apologizing every time she kills somebody too lol

[@nachosp7882]

@@Ryzawa or everytime she jumpscare someone

[@Cadrid]

Bao getting KO'd while making whoopie makes the most sense; she has Cottontail's lust, and Filian's survival instincts.

[@TreyGaming420]

Yep

[@lennahcmarblesmonstersandm6070]

I'm imagining this as the most entertaining trainwreck of a slasher film and I would watch it with no hesitation

[@noxidgaming1114]

Better parody than Scary Movie

[@evanthomas833]

I'd buy a jumbo extra butter tub of popcorn, a few bottles of water, 4D theater tickets, *AND* drag along any friend of mine willing to watch it with me if it ever does become a movie. =) You all might think I'm lying but I'm not; the soul and body are ready to be a stereotypical 1980s young adult movie enjoyer to see this film. 8)

[@fongjasper8206]

The wackiest slasher flick to ever hit the sliver screens

[@Tsurf]

@@evanthomas833 Hey sign me up fam. I want this movie so badly...I'll even drive everyone there too!

[@nachosp7882]

@@noxidgaming1114 this movie would be called. scary movie:the reborned comedy( vtubers edition)

[@BassArt1-h3t]

if neuro is the killer vedal is first to die, he quite literally spends most of his time chilling on her head and is a turtle

[@getthedunkon9347]

But he also knows how she works. Vedal is either the reason she goes rogue through dying or uncovering mysteries and Neuro goes ham on everyone else.

[@Ambush14YT]

2:16 Camila popping in to say well well well is just perfect

[@judaihyuga]

I feel like Cotton's the type to go "Welp, if I'm screwed anyway, might as *get* screwed one last time". Then she'd make the killer wait until she's finished as he just awkwardly sits there trying not to look.

[@crackcode7824]

That zoom in when she said Squishie tho 👀 11:03

[@Kai6792-]

Last words: *Womp Womp* 😂😂

[@Endertazer]

Peak cinema

[@Fa11inglightofficial]

Vedal: is the person who accidentally created the killer and gets killed in their backstory.

[@wonderofu5431]

The moment Buffpup got put in the fight category I immediately said outloud "DEAR GOD IN HEAVEN BUFF WITH A METAL CHAIR"

[@nitronstreetrider1192]

OUTTA FRIGGIN NOWHE- *geuce gets cut off*

[@ZachRouge113]

My fellow Russin badger watchers lol

[@moodson2]

"bUt it'S NoVeMber 3rd" - me, a nerd

[@queenkushreacts]

8:00 I take it you don't know Ross from his Game Grumps days and the evil he caused in Mario Maker 1. The amount of times I heard Danny and Arin say the phrase "GOD DAMNIT ROSS!" is immeasurable

[@TheTodStar]

Say it with me: “Goddammit, Ross!”

[@foxbomber5]

I'd be in the "Gets the heck out at the first sign of spookiness and survives" catagory.

[@solarixstar]

Right? “Hey dude we need you to come with us to this crazy haunted place that was the site of MANY murders; it’s gonna be great!” *quietly buys plane ticket to gtfo*

[@guywhodoesnotsleep9728]

Nah but people like that always try to escape and die. You know when people say the black guy always dies first? IT'S CUZ HE'S SMARTER

[@Vamp1reK1NG]

Why can I see the Hellhound council busting through the wall after movie is over as comedic relief

[@MikuDanceVtuber]

yeah

[@darientyne826]

At one point me and some friends had a discussion about what roles we’d all fill in a horror movie, the best one we came up with was one of us would be the side character that has all the best jokes and becomes the fan favorite character, but disappears about halfway through the movie once the killing starts and then later appears only in a post credit scene wearing the Ferris Bueller bathrobe asking where everyone else is

[@CelestialJun]

Neuro becoming a terminator would be terrifying

[@nexolu973]

Let's hope it don't happen🛐

[@Painful_Production]

Someone needs to make this into an animation or something... I dunno, SOMEONE MAKE THIS!!

[@Ovasiig]

Yeah I’ve seen sinder play horror games. “Died first” or “didn’t die by the killer but still died”. She would see the killer pop up, scream and run away, and run into like a tree and dying of a concussion

[@itachikudo1795]

The live Numi reaction really got me lol Nice editing as always Kaizer

[@Freeze-n-Frost]

2:11 “I have all the power in my… _hands!”_ 😂😂😂

[@Simpl_xity]

That is a great fucking example and I love how she says that too LOL, and not even mentioning the giggle LOL.

[@mapleflag6518]

2:34 Inaccurate. The killer would turn and run at the sight of the gremlin.

[@like17badgers]

I feel like the list needed a tucker and dale vs evil style Red Herrings "not the killer but keeps getting people killed in random ways"

[@amithabraham2224]

GirlDM operates like RotF Optimus Prime, "Give me your face!"

[@Ob1tuber]

“No girl please, nOOOOOOOO!”

[@nblhrt92]

I've seen Lime's Lockdown Protocol VOD, she's definitely the killer lol

[@kazuyahirako4843]

She's slick with it too. 🤣

[@Reiderreiter]

I see your point about Fillian dying to her own clumsiness. But she is so “Killer” coded to me. Maybe my algorithm is misguiding me but basically every Fillian clip I come across is her having a breakdown because of someone’s shenanigans. I just think one day her brain just snaps and she starts swinging axes.

[@arghanothername]

Also, she’s the organizer in the Indy sphere. Look at the Vtuber awards and such. Planning and plotting are NOT out of her capability

[@derrickmehok9465]

Now Sinder has to get all of these Vtubers together and make this movie. I don't care what it takes XD

[@Aleas10301]

Some people in my highschool class had this conversation once and as I was getting near the conversation they said that I'd 100% survive and then quickly switched to "or he'd be the killer".

[@williamcartertindale11]

Someone needs to make this into a proper movie.

[@Scoreman8626]

After Lily seemingly dies, someone will call the funeral parlor and ask what's the smallest casket they have, then she'll jump up and curse out the caller and then die.

[@aaroncrippen2012]

Do you forget what happened to the boxer in Jason Takes Manhattan? All his boxing prowess, stamina, and athleticism and he just died tired

[@WulfricPendragon]

Vedal would definitely "fight" the killer by summoning the entire FBI via connections.

[@insomniacnerd5592]

The idea of more people dying in stupid ways rather than dying by the hands of the killer is pretty amusing.

[@Phoenixblade_09]

5:54 first thought that comes into my head is the camera guy from Scary Movie 1!

[@Ovasiig]

Know how I think filliana would die? She would fight the killer, win, then trip over her feet and fall on their knife. I very much take vedals word that she’s insanely strong cause of all the acrobatics she does

[@norasummers2046]

I just imagine buff squaring up against some jackass in a mask with doom music playing in the background. "I'm not locked in here with you, you're locked in here with me" kinda beat

[@Gothickillerr]

This tier list needs to be made into a movie

[@DibellaThePan]

Now i want to see James A. Janisse doing a kill count on this movie.

[@Summoner4.0]

The one thing I would change is Trickywi's position. She won't last seven minutes as a killer without getting jumpscared. Instead, she dies in a *6* scene. She's gonna be desperate, especially while it's November

[@Embersword281]

it isn't a vtuber tier list video without Numi catching strays XD

[@Fulgrim2]

I’m guessing a lot of body bags, funeral arrangements and gravestones were involved.

[@neonmanley]

If I was the killer and saw Matara, I would run for dear life. Wouldn't fight that hell no. Anyone here that would fight her your braver than me lol.

[@R3AL1S71C]

Girl was cooking up a whole backstory

[@Noice7Animations]

it may be november 3rd, BUT ITS STILL SPOOKY DAY IN MY HEART GOD DAMIT!!!

[@Saiori]

Meanwhile, Zen wouldn't be the killer but would try to kill everyone anyway. And probably comically die attempting it.

[@bryanjess4552]

We have exactly what happens to Shoto in the movie Tucker and Dale vs Evil xDDD

[@SaucyPuppetShow1]

Poor Chibi sitting in "Is the first one to die" all alone

[@Ms.Ronloodle]

Now I wanna see how this 4 hour horror movie plays out.

[@CazadorSlayer]

Now I want to watch a horror movie where the killer is being hunted down and suplexed by Buff!

[@irritatorgoner1087]

What a banger, this is peak slasher movie 🍿

[@littlebitman6332]

Sinder would probably would solve the puzzles

[@ivanbluecool]

Sinder most of these people would try and make out with the monster. Only run away If it's a human in a mask

[@techead23]

I feel like Lucy would survive, but only because she would be the virgin that survives purely out of dumb luck

[@RavanazvTuberClips]

isn't the only reason why Vienna survives is that she was busy in a league game and missed the events of the movie?

[@rickjazzyroll]

I could survive a horror movie but it depends on what horror movie it is.

[@ADMICKEY]

For me, it depends if I have my sword / axe or not

[@lemonzest450]

You know what? I will be the nerd writing in the comments that it’s November third but the only reason why is because it’s my birthday and an upload from one of my favorite Vtubers is a great gift in my opinion even though it was coincidential. Either way thank you Sinder, for making me smile today as well. ❤️🥳🎉🎉

[@noutscoup7226]

love how this tier list got more lore then most movies nowadays lol.

[@GamingBeFly]

5:49 THE CLASS TRIAL MUSIC LMAO

[@AydenBobYippee]

I win against every horror movie character no diff. Just wait until they see the power of me screaming random Minos Prime voicelines and preforming random ass dropkicks.

[@Freeze-n-Frost]

“bUt it’S NoVeMber 3rd” Okay did the bit, now to get snacks and watch the mayhem 🍿🍪🍫😂😂😂

[@Frigid_Thoughts]

Idk why but i feel like they would get into a mystery smash derpixon situation in horror movies

[@xSveto40397]

Don't worry Kaizer! U do a great job editing the videos for us to watch!

[@Drakenwolf1313]

Sinder, you don't give yourself enough credit for being able to fight the killer.....just use a spin attack and use the MIGHTY BOOBA SMASH, automatic knockout

[@DingoOverlord]

I can see Filian dying in a random way, HOWEVER, I can also see her fighting the killer because she’s very fit. She took down Vedal AND Layna live on stream, so I think she could probably do it

[@Atherach]

She would fight the killer but then fall on the knife after the killer died

[@I_am_a_vacuum]

True​@@Atherach

[@cjvs1604]

​@@AtherachYeah, Filian would get herself killed by either mid-fight acrobatics or just by celebrating the win

[@shadowshedinja6124]

I haven't seen much of GirlDM, but from what I've seen of her, she's definitely either a killer or solving the mystery.

[@Vnx]

Both fit. She's got a very sharp wit in conversation but also has blood toggles and talks about collecting faces.

[@ObiWanBidoofy]

Joel would go up to the killer and say "wanna hear a joelk?" Lol Also tricky as killer. Stalking the victims of movie, sees a spider, yells and runs away. Like "where did the killer go?" and hear the tom scream in the distance lol

[@jamesbenefield3376]

Numi would either die first or be the killer. There is no in-between with her.

[@ADMICKEY]

Numi gets tired of catching strays

[@ryanmerow2874]

lowkey a big fan of these vtuber rankings. love 'em

[@JackDespero]

I mean, Neuro-sama is literally the bad guy in the first Resident Evil movie.

[@sturdyglitter]

This made me realize we need a Sinder Mint collab

[@PlushLordOfTheSeas]

lmao the initial (and accurate) read on junebug being soft babygirl feels like she'd feel called out then immediately accept it hahahaha, 0% killer/mastermind energy

[@Saytguard]

Sinder i have a video idea. How about if you tier list serial killers who can best your friends in survival situation. All from wont best a dumb person to can best a camera man or how you wanna tier list it. I feel like this would be very interesting topic Also i think shylily can stand on her own. She seems soft at first but she has above average iq of most vtubers if not overall people. She has more common sense than most people

[@greenskull3384]

Nothing like a little hair of the dog that bit you in the Halloween hangover...

[@lucasklokov8728]

9:32 if it's a movie about Vtubers, then the fanservice is going to be unreal in any case.

[@PotatoPlaysThePotatoQueen]

this NEEDS to be an actual movie, I'd watch!

[@Lhthree3]

I don't care if it's November, I want to enjoy spooky season before it's gone.

[@ryc2038]

10:22 well that was unexpected during 70th Godzilla birthday

[@yamato9753]

Surprised there was no "fights, but dxies" Tier. A pretty common trope. Like, I'd try to throw hands but get beat into a literal pulp afterwards probably. People *did* try to fight Jason voorhees for example. Why they lost? *IT WAS JASON*

[@Zenobiwan]

man, this horror movie would be fucking WILD

[@Eizen-1]

Damn the script write itself

[@Kumo-s6f]

I'd be surprised if any of you survived slipping on a banana peel.

[@Endertazer]

2:12 Camila jumpscare

[@christiandeepe6414]

We’ve got like four different movies here and I want to see all of them

[@phil955]

I know exactly where I'd end up. I'd either be the first one to die, straight up leave, be the killer or kill the killer. Bipolar personality disorder does occasionally help. XD And since I never go anywhere without my car or truck... Well, let's just say I can already hear myself complaining about the corpses messing up my paint, so... yeah.

[@Peachtea2222]

as a horror fan...before we even start, no none of them would

[@FistoftheUmbralStar-1.0]

If someone can write a fanfic based on this tier list, I will be so incredibly happy! 🤣

[@connorwalsh7033]

I agree buff would do that also me but I would confirm the kill.

[@wild_myth3770]

Lets be real vienna survives because she’s at home minding her business playing league

[@Katz2001]

This list is spot on, except for Shylily.... She'd survive because she's at home playing wow

[@javarrmalutei5740]

I need this movie... Would be legendary!

[@theRainbowWhoovesshow]

What a amazing November horror video 😂

[@metamorphlinger]

I think Matara would invite the killer to a bottle of wine. And likely survive.😂😂😂

[@TheRookiecop1]

Spooky season never ends. HALLOWEEN LASTS FOREVER!

[@TheHornedKing]

Damn you have a lot of friends. I would have found it overwhelming.

[@TheMegaOnyx]

"Is tricky evil"

[@FateDarkess]

9:20 I wonder why 😂

[@KingOfDoma]

Ross would 100% be a killer. Three words: Super. RubberRoss. World. ... there is a darkness in him...

[@DanishArtist]

2025, the Vtuber horror (comedy) (short) movie, could be "fun" :)

[@fleeper20]

Not having giwi as the killer, after the alpharad awards, is wild :p