Would You Learn to Cook for Me Again (Epic: The Musical Hunger Saga Parody)

[@thatonepossum5766]

Telemachus will be distraught when he finds out his dad is finally home and they _still_ can’t eat meals with dairy. 😔

[@HPOfficeJetProAll-In-One]

Bro is practically allergic to life 😭

[@Adachi_Zephyr]

"Odysseus: I invented oreos" is not something I thought I'd see today

[@whisperingxsins]

"Your frame looks itchy" Why does that line sound so threatening and unsettling

[@allykat2.015]

Just a man trying to get food.

[@nightravengamein86]

Odysseus inventor of oreos what a title

[@HPOfficeJetProAll-In-One]

One of the world’s brightest minds

[@nightravengamein86]

@@HPOfficeJetProAll-In-One ONG And keep up the good work the song is fire

[@IcecreamCat23]

Honestly this could be realistic. Most people obtain food intolerances or even dangerous allergies as they age. Considering he’s been malnourished and aged 20 years, it is very possible he could be allergic to gluten and/or peanuts, and he’ll definitely get a lactose intolerance.

[@Real5me]

Bro cooked with this one

[@IcecreamCat23]

THE COOKING SAGA CONTINUES

[@MelissaJ22]

The "I love food" at the end killed me lmao 😭😭😭 Now I'm imagining an "I cant help but wonder" cover where Telemachus and Odysseus bond about their newfound shared lactose intolerance (cause Ody is allergic to milk now) "I cant help but wonder What this world could be If we cooked with each other, And made meals with dairy..." "If that world exists-- In which I could eat cheese-- Its one I'll have to miss. Cause now I have allergies :(" Also THANK YOU for making these awesome parodies, they always brighten my day every time I listen to them ☺️💖

[@ProtoX2011]

I cant cook but wonder

[@MelissaJ22]

@ProtoX2011 What this food could be If you cooked for my mother Her name's Penelope All this time I've wondered If she could make meals that aren't gross 20 years she's cooked food But it's always just burnt toast 🎶☺️💕

[@ProtoX2011]

@@MelissaJ22 Oh my son, did you know that the fact, I always ate her cooking even tho i'm too good Cuz i dont care if she got skill issues oh my cuz im hungry, I'm also the inventor of oreo And it's also my usual snack cuz it's a good cookie. I can only wonder, what your world has been, things you try to cook and the skills you discovered. 20 years we wondered but today ur not aloooone. My son im finally home!

[@MelissaJ22]

@@ProtoX2011 YESSS FIRE 🔥 🔥🎶

[@MelissaJ22]

@ProtoX2011 AU where Odysseus actually returns with the milk (and lactaid) "My son, I've brought lactose!" "Dairy, how I've longed to eat you..." "Telemachus... lactose!" ("Oh!") "Go. Tell your mother I'm home. Dinner will be in a moment." "Three course!"

[@That_Gaming_Pickle]

such an emotional song im crying

[@byakk0_77]

Never thought I would cry to a song about a man having allergies, but here we are

[@aaronnichols4120]

He should have said he cant look at pancakes the same anymore. Rip our boy 🥞

[@billie-ve_in_yourself6464]

I was so curious about what you’d turn the Olive tree part into. Oreos, you turned it into the Oreo war crimes.

[@HPOfficeJetProAll-In-One]

How dare she suggest the separation of an oreo cookie

[@thorehahn1501]

This may be the greatest Song yet, am really hyped for the the rest of the Ithica saga

[@SOPH-cw7gw]

You know, I’m impressed how well you conveyed emotion in such a silly song. Like, in Penelope’s ‘Not the same person’ part. Well done!

[@HPOfficeJetProAll-In-One]

Thank you very much 😁🙏

[@missdarling7806]

This is the last song I expected next but it’s so good!! These always make me giggle lol How did the ending somehow still make me emotional 😭 You’re a lyrical genius

[@auraa411]

Fruit salad for breakfast oh I'm crying from laughing

[@ComicalOrangeVR]

Ngl you've improved a lot, and I gotta say, the 4:39 was near damn spot on, and now im hungry

[@HPOfficeJetProAll-In-One]

Thank you so much! I changed some settings on microphone that helped with the tone as well 😊 I guess singing epic songs all day improves your voice! I also play the baritone and trombone at a professional level so my ear is pretty strong but it’s the singing technique that gets me. That’s why I tend to do better on sustained notes 😅

[@kaoskauserstudios8288]

This is amazing! “What kind of foods can’t you eat?”

[@andarechae]

Dude i need a Spotify album of these songs they're so good and goofy i love them! 😂

[@zou1507]

Amazing, I love it, truly a masterpiece 😢

[@HPOfficeJetProAll-In-One]

Thanks for your support ❤️

[@epicthemusicalbutonlywhen]

THIS IS INCREDIBLE LMAO 😂😂 I laughed so hard and then literally shed a tear in the "I would cook for you over and over again" you're a genius. subscribed

[@HPOfficeJetProAll-In-One]

Im so glad you enjoyed!

[@Oxetrice09]

3:16 Banger of lyric

[@Oxetrice09]

3:14 actually the entire verse

[@pastalover3750]

I swear just yesterday I was saying to my sister That I wonder when that printer guy is going to upload an ithaca saga parody Love thiss💚

[@joshuahicks7798]

I was wondering if i would get to hear you again in one of these 😂 so glad to have you back

[@among_us_imposter0115]

I was wondering when we’d get another one of these, and I was not disappointed 😭❤️

[@Dtatakae]

This is... Something beautiful to listen to. I'm hungry now....

[@HPOfficeJetProAll-In-One]

Thanks for listening!

[@CampHalfBlood7editz]

I can listen to this on repeat for hours! I love your parodies so much!

[@alyssap9233]

But I thought Odysseus does the cooking for his wife? NOOOO! How dare the lore of these parodies be inconsistent? 😡 On a serious note, these parodies are amazing and always make my day. They're so clever and I love it. I was so not prepared for "Odysseus: Inventor of Oreos." Fucking genius.

[@HPOfficeJetProAll-In-One]

They share the cooking 👀 Odysseus is much better than Penelope but he still likes to eat her food cause he wuvs her 🥰 thanks for your kind words!

[@_chadrose]

@@HPOfficeJetProAll-In-One This is very valid reasoning. I like it

[@productivitycornerofjess2871]

perhaps they have chefs

[@Kivi-z5q]

I thought the same thing 😭😭

[@PolarClimateMusic]

He made fruit salad!!

[@QualityCardboard]

PENELOPE IS COOKING 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@Adachi_Zephyr]

Funny printer man has a VERY good singing voice, even though this song is a little out of his vocal range

[@HPOfficeJetProAll-In-One]

@Adachi_Zephyr thank you 😭 it was so hard to decide when to go up octave and when to stay down, cause some parts go like 2 semitones below my range if I stay down

[@maryl.5984]

This is beautiful ;w;

[@Oxetrice09]

FINALLY

[@trialstyle8914]

can i do a cover of this? this is a masterpiece

[@HPOfficeJetProAll-In-One]

Of course!! I’d love to see it

[@trialstyle8914]

The deed is done and on my channel

[@awesomeaman113]

Doesn’t he do the cooking for his wife?

[@HPOfficeJetProAll-In-One]

@@awesomeaman113 they share the cooking, odysseus is a way better cook but he still eats penelope’s food cause he loves her

[@awesomeaman113]

classic Odysseus. He’s just a man. o7