Would You Rather? #23

Best Would You Rather in 2023.
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[@Mady0]

First class plane tickets kinda include the food part. You might be able to hang out in first class lounges and they provide meals on the flight.

[@Aidmongerer]

Your the biggest brain your the biggest brain

[@Denismam]

​@@Aidmongerertf I read that like "biggest train"💀

[@kaorifujimiya1358]

Okay but if you take the free food part then you save so much money on food that you can afford first class plane tickets, right?

[@Marshmellow_Cat]

​@@kaorifujimiya1358Correct, and I would rather have free food, but you can get free luxurious plane tickets...and I don't know about you but the first thing I would do it to give a bunch of homeless people food since..you know...I have free food forever...

[@Twright4]

Free food will save alot of money because food does cost alot

[@errerrare]

Ime here for a good time, not a long one. I'm 100% staying OUTTA jail thank YOU.

[@dewdroppy]

valid!

[@josephbowen8701]

Also future employers will see that you went to jail and might not hire you because of it

[@micahbell54]

​@@josephbowen8701smort

[@dareal8n]

Basically you don’t have a year either way

[@יהונתןשרב]

​@@dewdroppy If your cat goes on a bizzare adventure does that means it is jojo's bizzare adventure

[@Kdoublebq]

Take a year off your life, you don’t want that on your record.

[@dewdroppy]

fair enough!

[@boluloves]

You could have all years taken off your life if someone makes a weapon out of something

[@Marshmellow_Cat]

and also people underestimate the experience of jails and prisions, I haven't been there but trust me guys it's horrible, the worst part is the first 24 hours of the experience... Just imagine the gangs and people who have built real life pistols out of toothpaste and plastic spoons...gives me the chills😨

[@valkeitos]

I already do that smoking so I'm good thank you

[@worldsdarkest]

Plus, bedbugs.

[@MainlyRuby]

Your cats tryna get you to kill dio💀

[@venynishikawa]

fr

[@sorry_not_sorry713]

Fr

[@SirPoppy]

Those first class plane tickets can be sold, and I personally want an excuse to travel more and not eat too much. If you had unlimited restaurant food, sooner or later you'd become fat

[@dewdroppy]

valid

[@echotheschnolf]

Have people pay you for food. Also, it doesn't have to be garbage restaurants either. Could be some really healthy and filling meals that you can take to go, stock up for a week and eat it as you go. Though true, plane tickets might be enough to give you a decent yearly wage lol Could go either way.

[@Andrew_1002]

Just sell the food

[@paleatlantic3072]

comfy blankets all the way! baggy clothes are more comfortable than perfectly fitting clothes half the time anyways lol

[@dewdroppy]

exactly!

[@bradenthomas5812]

Then again criminal can steal them, or a friend. Which would suck

[@Justaregi]

Always comfy while skating

[@axeldiaz404]

​@@bradenthomas5812 plot twist they turn horrible if someone takes it without your permission

[@ZeCertifiedIdiot]

Baggy hoodies are the best clothes ever, change my mind.

[@SasukeDevil7553]

Having a first class flight ticket also gives you food for free and you can sell those tickets for half price

[@Sirobvious_]

True

[@potatopotato590]

Or if you aren't allowed to sell em, most places have complimentary free food at the airport for people in the VIP lounge

[@SasukeDevil7553]

@@potatopotato590 yep but it won't last forever, since you need to get haircut and things like that and for that you need money

[@anony-mouse21]

Yeah

[@beerypollens]

Everybody says they would rather talk to animals until you pull out a can of Raid and basically become the next Hitler

[@Red-pv3ct]

Nah, I'd be going to museums and shit, or really anywhere I might find something historically interesting, plus if you could know the entire history of anything you touch then you could probably touch a bible or an older scripture and know if it's right or not, you could learn so much

[@cullenbunnell7823]

Bro if I can prove I can tell the history of things I'd be making money touch a human figure out the origin of life touch a dino figure out how it died what killed it touch water and figure out if it's been towards the bottom of the ocean and see if anything is down there

[@alice_devil69]

I'd choose the clothes option if they for perfectly according to ME. Like if my ideal/ "perfect" clothes size was clothes slightly larger than me, would that count as them fitting me perfectly? Because if not then I'd choose the second option

[@dannybrine8718]

As somebody who has spent time in jail, I would rather lose a year of my life than ever go back.

[@ahmirlawrence6383]

What did u do

[@dannybrine8718]

@@ahmirlawrence6383 public disturbance.

[@Cheese23145]

@@dannybrine8718 what exactly did you do?

[@Cheese23145]

@@dannybrine8718 and why?

[@dannybrine8718]

@@Cheese23145 yelled at a bitch who decided to disrespect my mother in front of me.

[@dudeman38]

Honestly, knowing the history of anything you touch would make you incrediby valuable to biologist (ancestry is history), geologist, anthropologist, historians, among various other groups where the history of something holds value

[@Babyleafbug]

I don't sleep well, so I'd definitely pick the bedding. This guy's voice is very calming. Is it just me?

[@CM-no1gi]

As someone with a lot of siblings, the first one will give me allot of protection against things they may have done to my stuff after an argument 🤣

[@HopperYTRealChannel]

1 year of your life? That is basically a drop in the proverbial bucket no one likes living when the all bones and thin flesh

[@agilraj1145]

I would take the free food then i would take the food home without eating it selling it for money and sell it on the internet for money like those expensive foods bruh ima be rich

[@Marshmellow_Cat]

*What's the first thing that you thought about when he said "never pay at restaurants!"* Me: Give the homeless Probably everyone else: *INTENSE CHOMPING AND CHEWING*

[@pan-duhkingps6095]

History, it'd make you a Great detective. Jail, I'd rather live a bit longer Even if I'm suffering. Blankets and sheets. Even though I won't ever want to get up like ever, I'm picking the blankets and sheets

[@coisasdewookie8668]

His cat, I think... I Think I THINK HIS CAT IS A JOJO REFERENCE!!!!!!!!

[@fabianschulze478]

just imagine cosplaying and every cosplay would fit just perfectly... that would be awesome

[@lelysio5688]

Jokes on you, i dont want clothes that fit perfectly, because i have DYSPHORIA HOODIE. (Specifically choosen to not fit.)

[@dewdroppy]

i know the feeling

[@Yknow_who_it_is]

Okay so.. 1. I want to talk to animals 2. Be in a jail for a year, life is worth more than being stuck in a prison, unless if it's a nice prison which probably will never happen. 3. Of course the most comfortable bed things!! 4. Free Unlimited International plane tickets, I can visit my favorite KZbinrs, visit countries and my friends international plus, free food will always be served.

[@donutshark2013_og]

Me at the buffet with infinite food glitch: 🙂 🖐👕🍗 👖

[@Number.17.on.a.Calculator]

Stay out of jail 1 its basically the same thing as losing 1 year off your life just more painful 2 you won't have you being in jail in your record thus not affecting your life.

[@kz.productions]

But you lose one of your younger years and it kinda ruins your reputation. I’d rather live to 80 instead of 81 for example

[@loriexalaleye9319]

wait if you and your Friend have thé same choise at the same Time and you pick a différent option for the last one but you are Always together do you get the advanteges of both

[@leonh.a5500]

As pain full as it is, i would pick The perfect fitting cloths because otherwise i wouldnt be able to wake up nor get to work...

[@NightTrippin]

Your cat wants to tell you it and star platinum will protect you. 🧍🏾‍♂️

[@Sugar__Candy]

Comfy loose clothes with comfy blankets and food that’s free. Amazing.

[@Burnttoast236]

Can’t you just sell the food? And then make money and then get a first class plane ticket

[@alonelyiguana]

Is your cat by chance, a Jojo reference

[@YouTubefox_yt5580]

We may never know

[@PhilosophiaInsights]

First class plane tickets can also get you free and best foods bruh

[@Bateispet]

Literally all of my clothes don't fit I am not joking

[@aaronking2020]

I don't want to become vegan, so I'll be able to see the history of objects.

[@blades1080]

If you knew the history of everything you touch you could learn the origin of many historical mysteries like roanaoke, pyramids, sphinx, the Aztecs civilization, every historical artifact, and probably be the best detective ever

[@kaorifujimiya1358]

And also be credited by researchers and stuff if they realize the history you learn is valid

[@Imafivestarmichelin4444]

If you pay to travel and go to another country, the foreign food would be free 🤩

[@shinc3018]

The first thing that comes to mind for the first one is... Trace On!

[@wierdocean]

Most first class flights come with free food btw.

[@dub1729]

I rather go to jail.... I know what people do in there

[@caow35]

My dog is decent at communicating so I don’t need that

[@____-void-____]

Ill take the free food so that i can give to the poor.

[@sevenguy7895]

In jail you become ripped

[@Rose-yx6jq]

Free food, man.

[@stophacking4696]

History of any object is so good. You can literally get secrets of people by touching their phone, since you'd see every search, image, and message sent, you also would never get poisoned because you could touch the food or drink

[@morbnerd3980]

Yeh and you could see how unified field theory and all the laws of reality shaped everything so it is possible that by touching dirt you can know all science, math, and the secrets of existence. Just touch pen and all of a sudden you are Xeelee verse level intelligent.

[@angoodold]

Honestly, I'm taking a year off my life. I'm not here to live long I'm here to live happy

[@Cheese23145]

I don’t think Going to prison automatically makes you unhappy. I understand why you may think that, but it is just one year so 🤷‍♂️

[@elliottzlab862]

IS THAT A JOJO'S REFERENCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@gyarmatidavid9760]

I mean imagine being a crime scene investigator knowing the full history of any object you touch dammn

[@lunaticnomad0]

Also you can use gloves to not activate your powers, like Saiki Kusuo

[@RCSTUDIOS-]

ok abt the food vs 1st class i can solve both, JUST GET A GU-

[@YouTubefox_yt5580]

Ooooof

[@ChairTheBee]

The first question is easy. I'll just storm into the SCP Foundation, touch every anomaly, BAM!!!! A walking Sheif Of Papers!!! No need for redacting too.

[@conversaity2610]

Well think about it. If conceptually the first one you get to know the history on everything of the item you touch. You could say maybe touch a weapon involved in a murder and find out who the culprit is ruling out the need for any other suspects. Or if you were to touch say a food item you could possibly tell how it was made and crafted without having to look for a recipe like say if you touch a premade pizza? You could figure out how to make that pizza with just learning the history of that. Of course unless this ability doesn’t work this way at all in the slightest and it just tells you when the item was made and it’s use and function then that’s just…. Kinda boring tbh

[@SouthEsternPark]

Free food for life

[@RoriLite]

Def going for the travel tickets. I travel a lot, might as well do it in style. 🤷🏽‍♀️

[@GodOfCulture]

Imagine knowing the history of an Object when you touch it Me touching a WaifuPillow: *Mother of God💀*

[@everrain9709]

the first one... POV: Every time you make contact with a light particle or breathe oxygen.

[@Toxic_274]

FOOD. IS FOOD

[@TeddyFuzzFunPlus]

dewdroppy: maybe im hungry also dewdroppy: FOOOOOOOOOD

[@MiniMumbo]

It's ONE year. If it was 20 I would pick jail but jail is so horrible.

[@SmrtLifeYT]

Encanto

[@SSukram_]

Bruh just solve world hunger and somebody will probably start a gofundme for you so that you can afford tickets

[@sallythedino]

If I go to jail I'm making bank off of it because nobody is gonna tell me what I went to jail for. False imprisonment. Get your money up.

[@samworkbench9754]

My brain feels comfy and sleepy when you asked that question too.

[@calicoasher]

if you take a year off your life and don't go to jail, you can work many jobs and be trusted, etc

[@Brandogamer293]

Take a year off my life, Why? I mean i technically would’ve lost a year anyway in jail.

[@picturefootballboy2015]

me hearing EVERYTHING i touch, looks down

[@hajusfoodcourt6556]

I'd rather choose the unlimited furst class 🙃

[@Leaferton]

If you knew the history of objects, you could become the best detective in the world by just touching a murder weapon (or the floor the person fell on) and know what happened and who did it

[@thememelordthanosnugget8381]

Jail cause I don’t know what happens between the 1 year erasure? What did I do while being erased for that long

[@ValiantStranger12]

History of objects, Lose a year, clothes fit perfectly, never have to pay again

[@Abdelrman_ouon]

About the food part umm thank you , u have successfully made a Muslim boy hungry during ramadan and there is literally still 2 hour left until i can eat again thanks

[@Evanthefrostyanimations]

I'd like the history of every object I want a lecture about Steve Jobs lol

[@Preppy_horse_lover]

Talk to animals bc I just got a dog. Btw she's sleeping on my lap

[@TheDeadCobraTheDeadCobra]

Animal talk i will be able to take care of my cat better You already lose your live from living cause you are getting closer to your death Excellent sleep Food this way i never need to waste money on food and still never be hungry

[@kaydenallen9906]

.. JOJO FOR JOESTARKUJO

[@kqryo69420]

objects like inanimate ones or like everything like do humans count? if so i pick the first one.

[@ThisIsMyPrivateAccount]

Comfy blankets 💯%. I can’t give up sweatpants.

[@JamesMorrison-uh2kd]

Him: “FREE FOOD FREEE” Me: *points to Walmart, Ingles, and Publix*

[@retashark]

I feel like talking go animals would just be weird, ya feel me?

[@Jbird01_1]

I would take first class because you get food in first class

[@EvilPeppa]

Pay for a lot of food and not eat it, return it, and BANG! Infinite money

[@3adzz]

For the 1st one just imagine you walk to your room trying to put you clothes away and then poof 💨 you know the history and in the comments don’t try to say that you can just use gloves You’ll know their history to 😂

[@melody._.3251]

The free travel bcI'd abuse too much of food

[@randomcommenter9542]

Woo, i get to give to the community without paying for the supply!

[@ShomkoIeiri]

your cat would say "WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY... ABOUT MY CATNIP"

[@ineeeeeedaname]

Bro the first is just cal kestis ability (force eco thingy)

[@Coco11d7]

That first one be like vibe from the CW flash

[@NOTsaltineCRACKERS]

Me killing a spider The spider : " I HAVE A FAMILY YOU *****"

[@raulalvarez3424]

Bro, 5 star Michelin star, 7 course meal made by Gordon Ramsey…. FOR FREE!!!!

[@Batmu88]

I could be the best detective

[@hapiemealz6042]

Omg that would be an awesome series too a detective that can see the history of an object by touching it

[@therealstarplatinum]

Free first class because i don't want everyone who works at the restaurant to be mad at me...

[@The0Zay_0]

I agree with everything. That's all I gotta say.

[@doflamingoorkatakuri3939]

I'm sorry but this must be done. IS THAT A JOJO REFERENCE

[@DoonaldTrump]

Talk to animals? Say hello to all the virus in your food saying "EAT US, WE ARE DELICIOUS"

[@briennabradley]

With the last one, it's it gives you travel anyway, the amount youd save on food could be saved up to travel. Like DO YOU KNOW HOW EXPENSIVE FOOD IS FOR YOUR ENTIRE LIFE?

[@diaaa39]

paying for food at a restaurant is something most can afford but not first class tickets (which also come with food) soo

[@JenniferThissell]

free food means you save money which means you can save up to go somewhere

[@anteaterborzoiTheBigBorzoi]

I'd talk to animals honestly. I want to hear what my cat's have to say when they're chasing each other around the yard.

[@whereskyesonat]

The problem with the comfy bed is that everywhere else would feel terrible

[@immaratt]

i would totally chose the most comfy bedding bc i LOOOVE LOVE sleeping

[@itz_gl1tch775]

if u had ever been to jail or anything similar you wouldnt have chosen jail go ahead and take that year off my life

[@ultraegovegeta6156]

His cat jojo: *FEED ME SERVANT*