WOULD YOU RATHER...? (EPISODE 1: ChilledChaos VS ZeRoyalViking)

[@MAlford65]

Ze: "GPA does not indicate intelligence." Chilled: "No, but it's a good indicator." Dammit Chilled

[@DarkPhantom7428]

3:47 Ze very subtly implying Chilled could leave Jen for him.

[@DragonDDark]

jess*

[@eternalpain232]

+Jordan Carothers has it been 2 years already o.o

[@GypsySnipezz]

+dragonddarkPSN he spelled Jess right.....

[@DarkPhantom7428]

Gypsy Snipezz I think he meant me, I put Jen, but once Chilled leaves her for Ze, it won't matter anyways.

[@JSHanta7]

+DarkPhantom7428 "but once Chilled leaves her for Ze, it won't matter anyways."

[@MrMegaNightmare]

Often times if the executioner knew that the person being burned at the stake wasn't guilty or brought on a false charge they would burn sticks underneath the cross, causing smoke to go up before the flames reached you. The fumes would knock you out, making you not actually suffer the fate of being burned alive.

[@abbystevens5693]

Mook thanks for this fact...my mind finds it interesting and loves to think if that option for all the innoncent people that where burnt by fire (Executions not housefires)..long long time ago. The person that was crucified gotten the choice to drink a sedative wine so they would suffer less and be very very drowsy. Although it was still a very very painfull way to die

[@Occasionallyclever]

Z's look of pure disgust and disapointment at 5:00 fucking cracked me up

[@remiliascarletdevil8198]

The ZeRoyalChaos is strong in this one. We start with it. "I wanna give you a hard one." We end with it. "It's only because you were in that 10,000."

[@WolfeyWednesday]

the ship will never sink :)

[@vincentecastro8006]

ze is jess's competition lol

[@PaineMaxwell]

+Juan Castro time will tell

[@RemyWillard]

+Katie Wolfey What are you talking about? The ship sank several times already, and it will undoubtedly sink several more times in 2016. The ship will rise up every time. :P

[@Ze_Marsh]

+Katie Wolfey no because they ship it more than us. God that was so gay I'm pucking rainbows

[@Charles-hm6ze]

+Ze-Fandoms *puking

[@KahavaveCAPIPI]

You know, one of my cousins is pretty hot. Like, first cousin. I'd marry her. Gotta keep the bloodline pure.

[@brandenlee5316]

+Unus Domus No judging here. Good luck with that.

[@Enchie]

You would pollute it more then keep it pure.

[@fearstreak7462]

+jthedog tell that to the pure breed dogs that are praised more than mutts Kappa

[@Aipe97]

Hey! dont judge! what if he is Unus Domus of house Targaryen, king of the andals and of the first men?

[@ThatSmartAlek]

+Unus Domus My sister is hot... (Well, stepsister.)

[@bubbi686]

"I want to give you a hard one" - ZeRoyalViking 2016

[@MAlford65]

"Let's say 5,000 people are dumb." Hey Chilled, I work in Law Enforcement, the number would be closer to 9,900.

[@Tearintime]

I love how chilled said he'd basically go gay while Jess was behind him XD

[@d0kt3rhazmat39]

wouldn't you want to walk around your workplace naked?, If your a large KZbinr wouldn't that be your home?

[@CleoVonGem]

+Shade Quill Yeah, but he still lives with his parents. So... a bit awkward.

[@d0kt3rhazmat39]

oh well that changes things.

[@Frankieboy1123]

+CleoVonGem he moved out a while ago and hes moving to la eventually

[@gizmo12055]

+Shade Quill well unfortunately my workplace is the mall

[@ughitsjonas]

+CleoVonGem Ze? Ze lives with Ritz.

[@karleypayton8845]

Alright, right off the bat, I am loving the Ze and Chilled bromance

[@donaldodell7585]

"GPA does not equal intelligence, it just shows how much ass handling your willing to take an institution" that has to be my favorite thing ze has ever said

[@thederpylemon]

Ze is so true with the GPA

[@TheMrNeffels]

+the derpy lemon Not really. To an extent yeah but if you get a 2 gpa without trying you probably couldn't get a 4 even if all you did was study

[@thederpylemon]

+TheMrNeffels 6 true, it only expands so far. If you go from a 2 to a 4 you must had really fucked up

[@lomna17]

+TheMrNeffels hard work isn't intelligence tho

[@sideniggaproblems8040]

+TheMrNeffels i went from a 0 to a 4

[@Roguekriger]

11:05, if you're engineer. You want the A. This industry doesn't give two shits if you went to MIT or CalTech, they just want to make sure you know what you're doing.

[@MakaylynnMeiers]

Literally living for your videos.

[@TheTkurz]

That Keemstar reference cracked me up.

[@eatenbyghouls1849]

ikr 😂

[@gavinmahoney5402]

"Most people are like I wanna get my degree!" "You know where they're working now?" Machinima.

[@Baalshazar]

I respect Ze in this video, was awesome. Chilled lost respect but then gained it back at the end. Stay awesome Chilled. A person who will sacrificing everything for someone is worth more than the thousands that don't.

[@ani4164]

They don't really take this game seriously. They go on all these hypothetical scenarios on which the answers are based and they try to rationalize everything, even if the answer terrible while first reading it.

[@Baalshazar]

Still that last question gave me a spurt of faith in humanity.

[@AusiKifaru27]

+XxBaalshazarxX - But only half of humanity. Approximately 150,000 people die globally each day. I hardly think 10,000 more is relevant. Besides, statistaclly, 5,000 of those you kill would press the button to kill 10,000 people, so they deserve it and I'm pressing it first. Gotta love irony ;-) But mathematically, I just saved 50,000,000 people. And that's how this game works. Create a scenario that humourously justifies a decision you'll never have to make.

[@Baalshazar]

I get you, people die every day. But still the one that don't choose to kill others are still better than the ones that do.5,000 may or may not choose to kill others but at least it's not me. I chose to walk away because I didn't want to do that and there are 4,999 that will take my place. Either way, I gained a little bit of respect for humanity now to go and lose it.

[@AusiKifaru27]

You're missing the point. If the scenario was actual, I doubt there would be many people that would happily be responsible for the deaths of 10,000 people. The results here are heavily skewed because it's taken light heartedly as something that will never happen.

[@raynclinger2734]

Damn it ze..you're killing me with all those amiibos back there xc

[@tobiasgaming936]

thank you chilled i just got out a relatinship.... and you made my night.... thanks man...

[@BeththeNerdy]

This is probably my favorite series from Chilled.. Keep it up dude.

[@brittneybee32]

When Ze puts himself into the equation and Chilled realization comes on his face how horrible it would be to kill 10,000 people to save himself...

[@caiograciano7562]

6:36 What if you work at home? Then it would be great.

[@madtomatoplays]

Its nice to see Ze again with a Derp member. I subscribe to him yes, but I've missed him in Derp crew related games for a long while now.

[@crypticmouse4288]

"I want to give you a hard one." Great job, Ze... xD

[@emileheskey7991]

Hahahahaha that was one of the best intros I've ever seen!

[@marksmenrose6914]

Whoa. Chilled and Ze, that is a whole new level.

[@grxmlyn7782]

Chilled only chose to kill himself when Ze was included in the 10,000 people

[@nsrripper1090]

8:16 best keemstar impression ever

[@PBMusiko]

Well, Ze had the right idea. If you knew your daughter was going to get kidnapped and this absolutely *HAD* to happen (because apparently you were given a horrible life-altering choice), then all you would really need to do is prepare you and your daughter for that moment (and possibly the mother too, she might need to know). Gather a team of experts ahead of time that will help you find your daughter in the shortest amount of time before anything can really happen to her. There, problem solved. She at least has a better chance than just dying at 18, and it gives you more of an actual reason to be a father in the first place.

[@leof.2695]

+PolarBearMusician An unspoken rule of Would You Rather is that you don't get to know things beforehand, since it nullifies the challenge of a huge chunk of the questions, for example if I knew I would get Cs and Bs at an Ivy League then I would never bother studying since I know what all of my grades are gonna be.

[@PBMusiko]

Leonardo Freitas Well, if it's unspoken, how is anyone supposed to know about it? :P I'm pretty sure that's not how they were playing the game anyways, so I don't think that should apply here at least. I'm not sure I like that rule though. It's more fun to think some magical entity just appears in front of you and offers you 2 horrible (and often dumb) choices that will alter your life and you have to live with the consequences, whether good or bad, knowing you chose that life. It's even more fun sometimes, when you combine the choices you make in a row, as if that magical entity keeps showing up at your house randomly and keeps making you choose ridiculous scenarios and they just keep adding on to the choices you already made. It's like a makeshift "Choose Your Own Adventure" game. :D That's just me though.

[@leof.2695]

***** I asked google how an unspoken rule works, it said it's tacit assumptions or something. And yeah, from a "story"-writing perspective you could know the situations that happen beforehand I guess, maybe, probably.

[@x00Warhawk00x]

I like Ze's reasoning. He had some tough choices, but I agree with most of them.

[@jackwilliams703]

Chilled thanks a lot for making videos everyday to entertain us! Never stop making videos!

[@5990babygraceblue]

I've been waiting for Would You Rather with Ze!!!!!

[@aproblem859]

3:34 chilled jess is right behind you when you said that haha lol xD

[@Sn4ppDr4g0n]

"would you rather be eaten by a zombie or burnt at the stake" that question right there you can see the door open on Chilled's side of the screen in the background XD

[@Salih_Swag]

Please continue these WYR videos they're the best

[@phillip22722]

You know a ZeRoyalChaos video is starting off good when in the first 5 seconds there is a gay line. THE BROMANCE LIVES!!!!!!

[@Dracon350]

Best opening line to a video ever. "I want to give you a hard one." -ZeRoyalViking 2016

[@jacksnexus2616]

14:15 Me: presses botton a few hundred times Also Me: And nothing of value was lost 😁

[@chesee1231]

first minute of this video absolute gold

[@ThreeScarletWolf]

And the Zeroyalchaos ship sails on

[@wdexter3887]

"She's going in the sex trade" -Zeroyalviking 2016

[@VaporStrikeX2]

This is exactly the video I needed to help me get past my post-Mass Effect depression.

[@4outta5]

That Keemstar/Drama alert reference was amazing!

[@ItsDylanBC]

Chilled, I loved the drama alert joke! XD

[@swatmajor1]

That first 2 seconds is now my notification sound.

[@jturnbull2593]

Greatest opening ever.

[@mattbeasse3879]

i love the way it only dawned upon ze after what he said was explained to him

[@BriBriH101]

"It's only cause you were in the frikin ten thousand." DAW CHIILLEEEEDD

[@silverangelics]

I like how at the end, Chilled says that 50% of people are generally stupid. Then the question is a 50-50 split. Irony is a dish served suddenly, it seems.

[@lomna17]

how is it ironic? it seems coincidental

[@silverangelics]

The irony is that it may imply that one of those 50% of people are stupid. It could even be the one he chose.

[@staceyrox360]

Haha awesome vid Chilled! :)

[@awkwardlife1855]

4:00 ...alright

[@IsaiahVargas88]

i like how they both went to the right in the beginning in the video when they were laughing lmao

[@soulbones4428]

"Let's get righhhht into the news." lmaooo

[@triptv3995]

Chilled: "At least I can sleep at night" Me: "Well, you're gonna be sleeping a lot longer than one night"

[@cynicalcitizen8315]

Ze's room looks awesome

[@8reesh]

fire even hurt zombies roflmao "who wants to be burned" is absolutely right xD and at least when you walk to the mall you can paint yourself .you can be artistic or comedic or even build a case ,walk with a sign written on it "children nude forcer getting away with it ,i rather be naked and the children safe" just to be safe lmao

[@emilymawdsley7916]

The sound effects for the points are the same as the are you smarter than a 5th grader game

[@chilledchaos]

+Emily Mawdsley ;D

[@aproblem859]

+CriousGamers chilled you are awesome and funny :)

[@TheRealMurdocNiccals]

+CriousGamers You're ok.

[@AshaMcSkrt]

+The Great ChilledChaos How many syllables are in the word Together? #ThisJokeIsn'tOldYet

[@susanmartin1048]

+Asha Marie Bednarski 3

[@narrowbumpybokaj]

On the mortal vs immortal one, the second one was pretty much just being wolverine

[@Gabbkinsx3333]

that keemstar reference has me in tears 😂

[@gremal2135]

That last scenario, that's a REALLY powerful button. Geez.

[@davidlozada9202]

Love that KeemStar reference

[@greatwhitesufi]

On the 10,000 people question when Chilled starts talking about his audience I was sure that he was leaning to "My viewers need me, they even sent me letters about me saving them from suicide." Like, that would be a new low, even for Chilled.

[@Redster3]

From what I been told, marrying a distant cousin, like 3rd cousin, will not damage the gene pool nor add any new traits that could severely alter it. Less chances of mutations and you can keep your family genes for another generation. Problem is, this means your kids will have the same weaknesses should illness strikes and no one gets immunity unless by chance

[@shawncrawford6592]

Wow good vid chilled

[@ELITE0705]

I love these keep it up :D

[@TheVolkswagenBus]

Actually, Chilled, I've found it's quite the contrary on the university issue in my personal experiences. I work with an accounting firm and typically we get a lot of applicants from both the 'standard' universities and the ivy league schools, and what we've found is that the ivy league applicants almost always expect a much higher wage for a position that can be performed just as well by someone demanding less from other institutions. In our workplace we tend to hire much more of the 'standard' variety than the ivy leaguers. Again, though, that is just my personal experience. :)

[@DropDownEveryone]

This video is very very friendly themed :)

[@pyroknight16]

1:30 friggen like flowers for algernon

[@galaxypox]

I literally died laughing at the Keemstar reference!

[@Visualllama]

The problem with the whole immortality would you rather is that a lot of people fail to think REALLY far ahead. After millions and millions of years, eventually our planet falls apart for one reason or another, and now you are perpetually floating through space with nothing and no one to accompany you, unable to ever die. I'm pretty sure that would drive anyone to insanity, and the chance of meeting a solid planet where you could start again is stupid low, even if you floated for another billion years. Being immortal would be fascinating and it would be amazing to be there for all of our advancements in the future, but when you think far enough ahead I just don't think there is anyone who would truly like living in that way for as long as existence is a concept.

[@necry9583]

My favorite 2 of the deep crew, though the others are good

[@MIsterremix99]

What's the name of the music at 6:50 ?

[@IBlackSanta]

I'm with Ze on the Sex trade one.

[@savvyjac]

+IBlackSanta I dont think you understand what goes on in the sex trade.

[@Enchie]

+savvyjac It horrible, just horrible.

[@RutilusMonachus]

+IBlackSanta I feel that death is by far not the worst thing that can happen to a person. Being sold as a sex slave is potentially one of those things.

[@IBlackSanta]

savvyjac yeah i have no idea, i bet sex, rape, abuse isn't what happens tho xD

[@joetedrick4798]

I fuckn loved the DramaAlert joke

[@WingedSupernova]

Hold on. Ze went to ASU? I'M AT ASU RIGHT NOW.

[@Bluedanger64]

How come you moved your setup from your office and haven't moved it back in

[@devincarlson5781]

I love Ze's amiibo staircase

[@bribri133]

I love that Jess casually walks in and lays the fuck down.

[@untrainedhelp4719]

Omg the drama alert reference😂😂😂

[@Matt.garrow]

Nice video chill, heh

[@adrift-at-c]

That's gives a whole new meaning to the "Google Doodle."

[@pantskh]

I stopped paying attention for a while just to see what Ze has around his room. I see a bookshelf full of what I assume is videogames. A table with all three next-gen systems on it along with a large TV on the wall. A couch, nothing special. A devil-ish viking helmet in the background. And then various Amiibo in stacks going downward along with the stairs.

[@surrency1992]

For the education question, are we talking University of Michigan as 'standard' university, or are we talking about a community college? If Michigan counts, it would be 100% choose getting A's. While I agree Ivy-leage is excellent, many top 'standard' universities have education that rivals ivy-league education (at a fraction of the cost!). The question is tricky as there are levels/tiers of 'standard' universities one can choose from. For example, there is difference between CUNY/SUNY and NYU.

[@jacksnexus2616]

At 4:38 I would choose to be forced to marry my distant cousin, why because school sucks and she actually is pretty attractive and dont give me the ew thats incest crap because EVERYONE thought it

[@hyperbolic3259]

Chilled making that #DramaAlert reference tho.

[@SKsupport1]

3:00 common misconception, when you are burnt at the stake they burn you with a really small fire so that you burn for hours.

[@SimplePlan206]

To the ''naked mall or naked workplace/school''-question, I'd go with mall, in a nudist colony, it would surprise me if there weren't at least one with a mall.

[@mikerichardson7525]

Yaaaaaaay I love Chilled

[@efraincastaneda6196]

The Keemstar reference made me laugh my ass off !!

[@skellyyhardth7464]

Chilled you got me through some rough times

[@FreudianSlipificatio]

CHILLED I'M YOUR AUDIENCE AND I NEED YOU. But if you kill Nanners and Ze with the random deaths I'm afraid there will be...Dire. Consequences.

[@necry9583]

Fun fact to make you think about immortality... If something happens and you get kidnapped and tortured because they know you can't die, thus for quite some time you're going to be tormented, or buried alive.... But you can't die

[@Adovin]

"9 seconds ago". The early bird gets the worm!

[@TheWardog6650]

Listening to Ze and chilled talk about Ivy League schools and I'm like, "...I'm in a community college... ;_; "

[@queenbee202rose6]

This is definitely hilarious

[@codyhigson6900]

In that 10k people, you or someone you love could be part of it

[@conrad9402]

Wow, nice gnomestar reference

[@shivampatel6904]

This is a random question, but what has chilled been up to lately? has he been busy? I remember a year when he used to upload 3-4 videos a day and now he'll upload 1 video, and not even everyday. I just miss being able to see an hour of chilled a day.