Would You Rather: Third Edition (Dead Meat Podcast Ep. 213)

[@stephenball2108]

My concern with Hannibal is that he never forgets you. You’d always have to worry about him. Patrick Bateman would forget all about you the second you split up for the night.

[@DeadMeatPresents]

That's actually an excellent point

[@CatTracks333]

Hannibal could not resist the highbrow and whimsical draw of the Jellicle siren songs in Cats.

[@fasdfasasdasdasd]

lol definitely🤣🤣

[@coolnerdlll6053]

Chelsea: What happens in Cars 2 that people want a Kill Count for it? *Gas poisonings, murder under interrogation, machine gun battles, bomb plantings, a laughable number of explosions and international espionage*

[@TheLovelyLadybug]

Also, Bruce Campbell is in it for like 2 minutes.

[@coolnerdlll6053]

​@@TheLovelyLadybugAnd Eddie Izzard is a billionaire terrorist. I like that movie more than a lot of other people, but describing the plot feels like I'm writing my own asylum admittance.

[@no1uknugamingchannel]

I appreciate you trying but this is a horrible sequel 😂

[@coolnerdlll6053]

​@@no1uknugamingchannel My original comment was not a statement on my opinion, but on the absolute insanity that is that movie.

[@TheLovelyLadybug]

@@coolnerdlll6053 what on earth was John Lasseter smoking when he created the Cars franchise? I want to know.

[@overwhelmed_cactus6820]

“I’m straight 🤷‍♂️” “Ooohh 😮 I didn’t consider that “ I love you two so much hahaha

[@JC_Cali]

When you write it like this, that's hilarious thing for his wife to say, lmaooo

[@puppetmaster-oo2qe]

I would LOVE a James Bond podcast, Chelsea’s tweets when ya’ll were going through the series were so much fun that I want more of that

[@AInWisco]

I'd watch the fuck out of a James Bond podcast. It's kind of a given that James & Chelsea would do their own version of the opening sequence, but instead of guns, they are aiming Lucy and Molly, right?

[@plantrulz223]

I'd love to see their outfits

[@ConnorJaneu]

I second this big time

[@deathscythe504]

When they talked about Goofy swan diving for Damien, why did I immediately think of him doing the signature scream?

[@rosswmrice]

I say yes to a Bond podcast. Anything cinema related. Y'all are like one of three podcasts I listen to regularly.

[@SuperDsweets]

1 of 2 for me lol

[@Left4Donut]

Yeah same here. I'd love to listen to them talk about any movies at all. Doesn't specifically have to be horror.

[@TrekBeatTK]

Agreed. Could at least do a special one for April Fools.

[@theicomicalmaniak1567]

Honestly even if they didn’t do a whole separate pod for Bond (or other films) I wouldn’t mind them having episodes of the Dead Meat pod that just expand to other film bc I know they’ve talked about wanting to do other film many times before and I’d love to hear what they’ve got to say and teach about film other than horror as well! I love anything the Dead Meat team makes so idc if they break the horror format just for their own happiness, so long as we’ll still get horror too to a reasonable degree 🤷‍♂️ (Tbh even then I’d prob still be ok 😂)

[@DubOnYouTube]

I literally said out loud “Hannibal would love Hadestown” the minute the question was asked, so for James to confirm my suspicions seconds later was rather comforting.

[@xXAcidBathXx]

Thank you James and Chelsea, thank you so much. Today my cat, my best friend since I was 7, died peacefully in his sleep. I was with him. In between grief and trying to sort everything out, this podcast has been a great comfort.

[@oliviabobo4718]

I’m so sorry to hear that. 😖💜don’t run from the grief! You will come out on the other side of it stronger than ever! ❣️

[@coolnerdlll6053]

I wish I knew what to say. That's just awful. I hope you're alright.

[@str1pped.gh0st]

Damn that’s really unfortunate. Sending condolences your way 🥺

[@GraceCharles113]

I’m so sorry for your loss 🩷

[@venusplease6501]

i’m so sorry for your loss 💗

[@DigiDestined55X]

For those who would like to play at home, or with friends: Scenario #1: 2:05 Scenario #2: 8:08 Scenario #3: 11:33 Scenario #4: 15:41 Scenario #5: 20:09 Scenario #6: 23:25 Scenario #7: 32:35 Scenario #8: 40:44 Scenario #9: 49:40 Scenario #10: 54:23 Scenario #11: 57:52 Scenario #12: 59:43

[@DelaneyKins]

Thank you so much for this.

[@jorgeamaya6407]

I vote for a cheat day a year for the podcast to be something related outside of the horror genre.

[@tajjax1809]

Hannibal would LOVE the revival of Sweeney Todd

[@SuperDsweets]

YESSS! I was thinking that!

[@nodesire9291]

I was gonna say I could see Hannibal as a Sweeney fan

[@zedwerdgorey]

Hannibal definitely appreciates the works of Stephen Sondheim! He could probably get down with Michael John LaChiusa or Adam Guettel too

[@Animelver5003]

Also potentially Jekyll & Hyde. Also got spoops and debates on what is a man and such.

[@acreepshowonelmstreet]

LEGIT SHOUTED SWEENEY AT THE SCREEN

[@tristanmarler43]

Game episodes are always so much fun, this podcast RULES you guys. Keep up the awesome work, I’ll keep listening forever 🙏

[@Polygonyall]

not wanting to be stinky as a kid and being an axe kid are two contradictory things

[@raddie1799]

😂

[@basementdwellercosplay]

I read this before the podcast part where James mentioned that and I thought you meant axe like the weapon not the spray

[@Legendxv1]

The revelation that the crew of The Texas Chainsaw Massacre stunk to high hell was honestly the least surprising thing to be revealed, also knowing Chauncey is coming back with production tales from hell is great.

[@FinalGirl09]

I feel like Hannibal might like Cabaret. Clarice or Will Graham would definitely force him to see some of the more "comedic" musicals like Book of Mormon and who knows maybe he'd secretly enjoy it.

[@huffle_prince2029]

A James Bond podcast would be amazing!

[@Grace-yw9md]

Hannibal would absolutely love The Count of Monte Cristo!! He would probably watch it in its Italian, German and English versions so that he could appreciate the whole piece or something like that haha!

[@HubertVigilla]

Hannibal boppin along in his seat to This Must Be the Place

[@elenahopkins5907]

Hannibal would love phantom of the opera, are you kidding???

[@zedwerdgorey]

He'd probably call it "pop fluff". As soon as it ended he'd track down Andrew Lloyd Webber and kill him for plagiarizing real operas in the score

[@ellies.4781]

@@zedwerdgoreyfinally Hannibal doing good

[@weeping_me362]

100% Hannibal would convince Webber's assistant to push him into a pen of man eating pigs

[@fashionablechangeling1988]

@@zedwerdgorey Now this is a kill I can get behind, not because of a passion for 'real opera', I just hate Andrew Lloyd Webber lol

[@richardgreathead5735]

After Andrew Lloyd Webber taking a private jet to vote to cut British welfare payments in the house of lords in down for him meeting Hannibal

[@tpspeed]

Now the idea of Michael Myers just being like "Suh dude" is in my head and I cant stop laughing

[@HalloweenYearRound]

"Ethically or morally, Herbert West is the better choice" is a sentence I never thought I'd hear 🤣🤣🤣

[@christinadavelaar6965]

I literally LOL when James said “Garsh Damien, I did it all for you.” 🤣🤣🤣

[@overlookers]

Least Traumatizing Goofy Movie sequel

[@WhodHaveThunkIt]

44:24 for those who want to hear it on repeat

[@sabrinaloizides-merideth9874]

Cars 2 has so much death it deserves a Kill Count. Maybe for April 1st. It's definitely a James Bond spin off.

[@wizofauzz]

In the theoretical fight scene between Patrick Bateman and Hannibal it starts because Patrick is talking constantly.

[@helgmelia84]

I think Hannibal would like Marie Christine, an off-Broadway retelling of Medea set in turn-of-the-century New Orleans. It’s technically a musical, but leans heavily on discordant intervals and a bleak, operatic tone. Many passages are sung in other languages.

[@jarednewman7823]

Dr. Sartain also says "Michael can talk, he simply chooses not to."

[@jenniferwest3085]

Tbh James' openness to a gay experience is peak pride month and I'm living for it 😂

[@Mendejito]

We love our allies

[@apo5323]

My delusional brain when the straight and married man said that he’s straight: 😮 But also no human deserves to have their first gay experience in the Overlook Hotel

[@Funnyowl69]

They’ve both been very open about their comfortability with their sexuality and the other sex

[@Patrick-Phelan]

I think it's great that he's comfortable enough with his own sexuality, which I think comes from being an awesome ally, that he's perfectly happy to say when a male actor is out being hot at him.

[@katieallison1324]

love listening to the podcast… literally just now realized that it’s on Spotify which is going to be a game changer for drives with no service!!

[@RealBradMiller]

Yup! That's how I know a new episode is out because YT mainly recommends brain rot over things I'd actually enjoy. 😅

[@mcnuggets2011]

James doing the mickey mouse and goofy impressions absolutely killed me.

[@bondfall0072]

4:05 honestly, i think i could make talking jason work. The only words he could say would be the words pamela said in the first film when she was imitating him, plus some camp related proper nouns, a few verbs and basic things a child would know how to say like hi, bye, please, thanks, yes, no, etc. he would be limited to three words/five syllables at a time. No adjectives except maybe yummy because i think it would be funny if Jason killed someone by stuffing their head in a meat grinder and then said "yummy" (then again, that would imply he's a cannibal and I don't want to encroach on leatherfaces territory). It could especially work if you had him kidnap someone who looked like his mom and then it becomes a reverse barbarian situation, kinda like the 09 remake I guess.

[@maca76]

yeah I also thought of a Jason who says kill them mommy and little less

[@sherylsmallwood-valdivia5375]

I think a Jason who literally just says the word "hello" would still be scary. Imagine being in the woods and all of a sudden a big hulking dude wearing a mask wielding a machete utters hello before killing you. That shit is scary!

[@bondfall0072]

@@sherylsmallwood-valdivia5375 that sounds like the cold open of a doctor who episode that would parody slashers, but it's still a scary idea and I'd like to see it.

[@sherylsmallwood-valdivia5375]

​@@bondfall0072 your description of a David Tennant era Who episode is honestly REALLY accurate 😅

[@bondfall0072]

@@sherylsmallwood-valdivia5375 could have been a Chibnal era script too

[@the_mkejr]

You guys should get James Roday for the podcast or for a “What’s your favorite scary movie” episode. He plays Shawn in the show Psych and also wrote and directed a bunch of horror movie themed episodes. I think you guys would get along greatly!

[@I_Like_Horror-237]

45:34 absolutely cursed James impression of Esther coming onto him. Glorious. Uproarious. Absolutely peak podcast moment.

[@annie9988]

Thank you for the fun silly podcasts. I've been going through a hard time lately and James and Chelsea (and Graessle!) never fail to make me feel at least a little bit better

[@Lazy_engineerx]

Hey where’s taglines part 2 I’ve been waiting for years

[@ryllo2886]

A podcast episode on shock rock/horror metal would be great. GWAR, Alice Cooper, Ghost, Rob Zombie (seriously every one of his solo albums is a A- at worst), Electric Wizard. All of black metal.

[@penrenutet]

Unfortunately it's a pain for them to do any episodes focused on music due to copyright issues :(

[@tangally]

I feel like Sweeney Todd would be a bit on the nose for Hannibal… I think he’s a “Company” guy. That, or American Psycho the musical, for sheer irony 😂 (yes it exists and it’s amazing)

[@Imasingerrr]

I LOVE American Psycho The Musical… it’s very underrated, and many underestimate it because the movie was that good. I’ve seen the movie and the musical, and both are absolutely amazing. They both have very different vibes though!

[@pitblackbird3169]

I genuinely think Hannibal would like something like Chess the Musical. Something very “high concept” like that, or *maybe* Ride the Cyclone

[@shortinsomniac76]

He would like Jane Doe and thats it, doesnt give a shit about the other characters. But i think he would like cats for some reason

[@BrewsandReviews]

James: Would you eventually want a James Bond podcast from us? Me, who dislikes most Bond films but would watch these two talk about anything: YES.

[@nathanwalker6455]

The mental image I had of Issac riding Mr. Toads Wild Ride… also 100% should do a bond podcast

[@KentuckyKaiju]

Re: the heyday of early cinema. The age of movie palaces was between 1914 and 1922, which I feel is a good indicator of when 'the movies' transitioned from a novelty to a full blown industry, so to Pearl, being an actress in this new, glamorous thing is plausible, if a very new thing from her perspective.

[@MJBiddy1]

Fun fact about OG the Omen - the drive through zoo was Windsor Safari Park (now Lego Land) and they put the baboon dominant male in the car with the cypress, sedated, to make the other baboons freak out BUT it started to wake up in the car and almost attacked her. As a kid I drove through there a lot (you could do the link, wolf and other monkey enclosures too with your car) and the baboons would mess up your car.

[@rasellewolf]

Regarding the Malignant vs Basket Case question: skull twin is also a 100% effective birth control method if you have a uterus. Pretty sweet deal.

[@andrewchan3926]

Now we need that James Bond pod...

[@harveyburton7]

Always love a dead meat podcast game

[@andersparker0228]

Hannibal would love Sweeney Todd for sure

[@dreamghoul_1992]

James' hair looks incredible. I'm so glad 'would you rather' is back! Don't forget, Jason says 'Whitney!" in the 2009 remake!

[@thesocietyofanimation4024]

why did i just imagine hannibal bopping out to cell block tango

[@quicksilveryt4000]

Hannibal pulling the craziest moves listening to Cell Block Tango lol

[@JKPancake]

Hold on we kinda slid past one of james' jokes I love the idea that the person dressed as pluto gains the animal ability to sense the devil child

[@aberrantcow]

I am a HUGE BOND FAN!!!! I would LOVE a Bond podcast from you guys! Pleaseeeeee!!!

[@mortua_conjuga]

friday reboot with limited vocab jason sounds fun actually. chelsea made it sound so cute when she first brought it up 🥰

[@darcim8737]

on the topic of Musicals Hannibal would like, part of me thinks he'd enjoy Chess, but very sepcifcally NOT the broadway production he'd be a snob and like a sweddish production. I can see him having Opinions™ on Natasha, Pierre and the Great Comet of 1812 because its War and Peace

[@kateg22]

Im not sure the last time I was so inspired to make art until now when I must create goofy swan falling off the Matterhorn at Disneyland.

[@mementotv776]

Michael Myers already talked in Rob Zombies Halloween 2. In the end when he is without his mask and fights Loomis he says "Die" out of all things.

[@EmmaTheHat]

Ok but at 32:03, when Molly started sitting on the table I did not absorb or hear anything they were saying for like a good three minutes, just watching her going "Oh look at the ways she sits". I had to rewind and watch it again 😂

[@DalePWhyte]

I'd love to see an episode discussing the best fantasy killer duos. Like, imagine if Jigsaw teamed up with Dexter Morgan, fusing their warped ideologies into one unified body of self richousness and saviour complex.

[@alliliciousanimations8727]

Out of context 2 would be awesome, this was a great follow up and I really enjoy these kinds of games on the pod ❤

[@natenoriega5588]

I don’t know what y’all are talking about, Hannibal would love Mamma Mia

[@genesis2244]

I'm taking this musical question WAY too seriously, but I do think Hannibal would like Les Mis! The staged version is much more impressive & impactful, but he'd love to hate it more likely. Do not bring up the movie version or you're tonight's dinner with the show 😂 I think Hannibal would be like a Pirates of Penzance kinda guy, maybe Camelot, or the super niche Sondheim shows like The Frogs or Anyone Can Whistle. LOVE YOU GUYS! LOVE THE PODCAST!

[@loganquinceyhinterberg4547]

I honestly think that Hannibal would like Phantom of the Opera or Hadestown- both of them take some fairly big influences from opera, even though Hadestown's influences are less in the music and more in the background. Phantom of the Opera is also written with a lot of classical and Romantic-era styles to the music, and Hadestown follows in a long line of operatic tradition of casting Orpheus as specifically a much higher-pitched male voice part (traditionally played by a woman sometimes!).

[@laurajames9379]

James repertoire of impressions in this podcast is impressive

[@mitchtellarico9001]

Never knew you guys liked Bond like that. Y’all should totally do it! Would be such a fun watch

[@autumnjostaggs5130]

Ok guys: when you said limited vocabulary Jason all I could think of was my toddler just randomly screaming things throughout the day like "mama" and "popsicle" and "hi firetruck" etc and I literally died. Because that is what a limited vocabulary looks like in my house. And lots of screaming when you don't know how to express yourself-major temper tantrums. And now I just can't get toddler-meltdown-killer-Jason out of my head. 🤣🤣🤣

[@TheBretchenShow]

Hannibal might fuck with a broadway show called Next to Normal. It's a bit poppy but it's very dramatic and heavy as its about serious mental health issues, grief, and dysfunctional family dynamics.

[@serpenking]

fascinated by the mental image of taking esther onto its a small world and having a photo op with winnie the pooh I think having some mickey shaped ice cream would fix that amish kid from children of the corn

[@tatsukagemarou]

I like this type much more than the survivor ones. This is splendid 😊

[@fosternova4434]

If you want to learn more about early film I cannot recommend the channels Kaz Rowe and Be Kind Rewind enough. Both have amazing videos on things like early Hollywood.

[@a.houston946]

James, pick the John Kramer assistant job ... and do the Wishmaster voice for the instructions.

[@Lone1Wolf8]

I would love "would you rather" to be a monthly or bimonthly thing. Its awesome watching yall engage in hypotheticals.

[@winnpls]

I've always been curious about James Bond movies but never got around to watching them. Would love to finally have a reason to watch them!

[@goblinKNG24]

Hannibal would love Cats the Musical, he'd breakdown the interwoven plots and character choices in the performer's actions, probably also delve into their psyche of the players as well.

[@a.a.g.h.1679]

I'm screaming at the tv because I've been writing a thing about NBC Hannibal and I literally used a Hadestown track in the playlist for it, I'm glad I got the same read as James and Chelsea. I think NBC Hannibal would like Hadestown, idk how he'd feel about the like...Epic musical that's popular on tiktok

[@till5871]

Funny I also thought "hades Town" about wich Musical Hannibal would enjoy.

[@ceilinh6004]

I would watch the heck out of any early James Bond coverage from you guys. I haven't watched the most recent movies, but I've seen the early ones over and over (I used to marathon them around the New Year every year.)

[@occultOpossum]

Man for the personal assistant, I'd be Herbert West's assistance in the small chance of the worlds most unethical top surgery from him,

[@sabrina_thelich6088]

Funniest answer for what musical Hannibal would like. Repo the generic opera

[@TheBobbyDuke.]

Now I need a rendition of Anthony Hopkins singing "Legal Assassin"

[@TheBobbyDuke.]

Also hello fellow Repo & Dead Meat fan, that movie deserves more love for the weird apocalyptic theatre kid fever dream that it is

[@TissyDea]

I was thinking Hannibal might be weirdly entertained by Repo!!!

[@Dread_Mender]

Fyi: you have to detox from aluminum deodorant. It works by plugging your sweat glands. You have to work that stuff out over like a week and many showers w/ scrubbing. Then you can use deodorant without aluminum.

[@CaladonianQueen]

I can't articulate why, but I think Hannibal would like Company by Stephen Sondheim. I can see him cooking while 'being alive' or 'someone is waiting' blasts in the background. Or Sunday in the Park with George because it's about a French impressionist painter. I just think Hannibal would like Sondheim in general. I also think that he'd like 'The Threepenny Opera' because Bertolt Brecht has a lot of theatre theory dissertations written about him. He could warble on about the definition of 'Brecht-ian'. There's also old-school musicals like 'The Blue Angel'. I bet Hannibal loves Marlene Dietrich.

[@deanyisbored8458]

31:51 snack shack was actually a great movie.... Watched it a few times now it has a good campy vibe

[@cardboardbox64]

i love hypnospace outlaw so glad Chelsea is enjoying it. there's suppose to be a sequel either this year or next.

[@rafaelsampaio5577]

OML yes please do a Bond podcast, I'm now obsessed with the idea.

[@blurpez2075]

I am BEGGING for a Saw summer marathon!

[@benign_canine3423]

Long time fan just wanting to say, thank you so much for yalls continued work on the podcast! Kill Counts may have brought me to yall but the podcast is what made me absolutely fall in love with the channel, keep up the great work!!

[@rampam_]

would quite honestly watch james and chelsea do an episode on ANYTHING. they could talk about watching paint dry and i'd probably watch it

[@jesterfilth]

6:34 "SAY SOMETHING!!!" "Somethinggg *stomps head in*" imagining that happening is way too funny

[@nuclearkid5201]

100% on the Bond podcast. I love Bond minutiae. Not even that rabid a fan, I just love the magnitude of random stuff that has built up around the franchise.

[@nerdsofnewengland2993]

Fuck yes I need a James Bond podcast episode!!!

[@nerdsofnewengland2993]

I NEED IT!!!!!

[@cutielamerr]

Can we discuss Chelsea’s The VVitch shirt!? It’s so cute!

[@PinkPopcast]

I agree with Chelsea. I definitely see Jason talking before I see Michael talking.

[@gabeinreallife]

I think Disneyworld would fix Isaac. 30 minutes in he goes full Ego from Ratatouille and it's magical from there in. Plus he talks funny.

[@Tellyafriends94]

A Friday the 13th movie, but every time Jason kills someone he says, “You’re Dead Meat”

[@TerpMamaGina]

16:16 DOWNRIVER! My mom grew up in Melvindale and most of her family is there! Shout-out to Michigan natives!!

[@koanikal]

Btw, if you guys are interested in seeing Snack Shack, you should check out the director's previous film Dinner in America, starring the great Kyle Gallner in possibly his best performance (up there with The Passenger). "Buckle up! I drive fucking NUTS!" will forever be one of my favorite lines in a movie. I think James and Chelsea would love it.

[@koanikal]

I had a Disneyland annual pass from 2012 to 2014 (before they insanely jacked up the prices) since I live 2 miles away (went close to 200 times in that 2 years, usually just for an hour or two after work). There was a small petting zoo in Disneyland (just a pretty chill goat, a pony and some other random smaller farm animals), behind Big Thunder Railroad, but they got rid of it around 2014-ish to make room for Star Wars Land. Ironically, even though I live 2 miles from Disneyland, I haven't been there in 10 years thanks to the ridiculous prices, though I have to hear the fireworks every night at 9:33 pm :)

[@ryanhall7607]

I honestly can’t wait to watch In A Violent Nature again, but I also understand why people don’t connect with it

[@mrfunkiinutzz2234]

My name is Isaac and James going for Isaac made me genuinely happy and hyped. Also I’ve never been to Disney and live in Florida so yes that whole section was a great delight

[@es_peartree]

As someone going through the older James Bond movies for the first time, I’d love a podcast on them!

[@mummifiedgoose15]

The In A Violent Nature mention at the top THANK GOD cause I watched it based off u guys mentioning it on twitter and good god damn was is exhausting but good. Can't wait for that review.

[@tazmon122]

i'm too old to be this guy....but... Cars: light hearted movie about a race car that gets stuck doing community service in a backwoods town, and gets mentored and humbled by a different perspective on life. Cars 2: completely unhinged plot where the Nascar style race car in the first movie goes to Europe to race in the in universe F1 series and brings the locals from the small town as his pit crew....and there's a side plot where the Larry The Cable Guy car falls ass-backwards into being a Get Smart style spy. Cars 3: back in the USA, the electric motor craze has infested the Nascar style racing that our main character is a part of, and the whole movie is a meditation on aging out of the professional leagues.

[@ryllo2886]

I think James & I could convert Hannibal Lecter into a wrestling fan.