My cat already does the most devious things to me, only thing thats gonna change is me being rich
@NurMohammadMustafa20 күн бұрын
💀💀💀
@deadlystalker748320 күн бұрын
What do you mean by that😦
@younesfilali456220 күн бұрын
To be fair I’d love to live like that with a cat my entire live that sounds like so much fun
@taxabledj857120 күн бұрын
Ditto
@borgersmorger59617 күн бұрын
The cat in question: im gonna place a radioactive material in your bed while while you sleep
@JtDARKsideYT20 күн бұрын
-Accept -free money and gifts -profit
@valorantboi-jj3ji20 күн бұрын
Who wouldn't accept lol
@cloudydiamont853420 күн бұрын
Accept than the cat accidentaly passes away, profit
@Sardinebetrayer20 күн бұрын
730,000 bucks
@FR_Void-v8f20 күн бұрын
FR tho
@g3gad35220 күн бұрын
@@cloudydiamont8534 :0
@captaincrazypug350320 күн бұрын
I pick option 3 Sue the cat for using my property without my permission and get a cut of the revenue by force
@Not_interestEd-20 күн бұрын
You can also kick the cat out after earning the money, have them spread their rumours, then sue for defamation. Live streaming a house that your cat never leaves is a hilariously bad way of making false accusations, because there's HOURS of footage. Case falls flat, damages must be paid, and the cat, by court order, cannot speak about you again. Why would you not do that?
@KuraMelonPan20 күн бұрын
@@Not_interestEd-bros spittin' facts🗣️🔥🔥🔥
@namelessdude20720 күн бұрын
As the owner of the cat you own everything anyways...
@Vexilitie20 күн бұрын
You cant sue an animal. In cases where a domesticated animal does something illegal, the owner is held liable. In which case you’re legally fucked
@queenie_175519 күн бұрын
@@VexilitieThis is an intelligent cat, however, that has integrated itself into society.
@nexus_keeper20 күн бұрын
-don’t have a cat -very creeped out -do it anyway -profit
@rktamphasanadevi605619 күн бұрын
I don't know so have a cat
@Zobuyta20 күн бұрын
I raised that boy. Let him move out And live his new life
@shadowgamingyt-gt8dm20 күн бұрын
Bruh bomboclat
@sanityflyer529420 күн бұрын
No. Wanna know why? Because I'm done taking those strange pills from the strange wizard.
@_the_akuma_Naok_20 күн бұрын
It's not a pill, this time, but fair enough-
@letteringsunlight20 күн бұрын
Real
@Mohammed_AvdoI20 күн бұрын
He's becoming conscious... Take him out.
@whome984220 күн бұрын
@@_the_akuma_Naok_ Good news! It is a suppository!
@Funwolf4720 күн бұрын
His pfp matches with what he sayin 😂
@1p1p1-k6o20 күн бұрын
-im the cat -super profit
@localcringeguy18 күн бұрын
-im the cat’s cat -profits+
@Rant42717 күн бұрын
Im the cat = triple A studio profits
@Froggocat660220 күн бұрын
I would agree just because i love my cat too much to leave him
@ginganban19 күн бұрын
you own him, it's your property anyway
@TheMastermind725919 күн бұрын
@@ginganbanyou're talking about dogs. Don't confuse cats with dogs.
@ginganban19 күн бұрын
@@TheMastermind7259 I'm talking about cats, idiot
@denisekyles429919 күн бұрын
@@TheMastermind7259 XD
@god20420 күн бұрын
basically summarizes hollywood and how some people would legit lose their dignity for income
@Goofy-gg8kn20 күн бұрын
Decline because have fun opening the door without opposable thumbs
@denisekyles429919 күн бұрын
*Puts on prosthetic opposable thumbs*
@Goofy-gg8kn19 күн бұрын
@@denisekyles4299 with what hands
@muhammetkoraycoskun483618 күн бұрын
Just wondering how tf did the cat become a streamer and a youtuber without opposable thumbs Like how is It using the keyboard and mouse If the cat is able to do that, It’ll Probably figure out a way to leave the house
@Goofy-gg8kn18 күн бұрын
@@muhammetkoraycoskun4836 fr
@Aladdindoescubes11 күн бұрын
@@muhammetkoraycoskun4836you don't need thumbs to use a keyboard I can use a keyboard pretty decently with ring index middle only(180wpm),and if you're using a laptop you'd usually use index for touchpad so
@mrbongosfl20 күн бұрын
Yes I'll take it im broke and hungry rn😢
@o.o583420 күн бұрын
Uhh, sure. Do you want pets? "I mean, that sounds funny." *pets cat. Cat purrs*
@N0B0DY-H0M3-q9v20 күн бұрын
I think the channel of 30m is JoeViteReal's channel. Since the channel is full of cats
@jamesskewers405620 күн бұрын
Personally, i might want to hand the cat to a Chinese man. Sharing is caring you know 🥰🥰🥰
@SavageGamesReborn20 күн бұрын
Real
@Sillydragon-w0f20 күн бұрын
God I how ever hypothetical this man has made and I have thought about comes true
@denisekyles429919 күн бұрын
I had a stroke reading this... AND I STILL DONT UNDERSTAND
@Sillydragon-w0f19 күн бұрын
@@denisekyles4299 I must have had a stoke writing this or auto correct was acting up more than usual because I swear that is not what I wrote what I meant to write was :god if all of the hypotheticals this man has made came true it would be chaos
@И_р_и_с20 күн бұрын
hell nah. I hate those types of pranks, when people genuinely upset. And I hate being watched.
@Lexi-ro7mk6 күн бұрын
But remember this is all recorded which means he can't do anything too bad or else he'll get canceled
@И_р_и_с6 күн бұрын
@@Lexi-ro7mk have you heard about story, when a woman that recorded her bf dying in the suitcase and laughed like it was a funny prank?
@Lexi-ro7mk6 күн бұрын
@@И_р_и_с what the f***
@LasagneLegend84620 күн бұрын
Sure, if the pranks are actually funny and cause no extreme harm
@denisekyles429919 күн бұрын
have you watched the entire thing?
@Minposu12318 күн бұрын
1)Put sleeping and no waking up pills to cat's food 2)Make a video about how your cat died 3)Own the channel and buy a cat to share viseos 4)Earn all the money yourself
@RoronoaDZoro-xm2xq4 күн бұрын
ah you are just like me
@RoronoaDZoro-xm2xq4 күн бұрын
no way ı realize something
@RoronoaDZoro-xm2xq4 күн бұрын
would tell the cat that if people realize it can actually talk and that there's no voice in the background, its end will be bad. They might think it's a test subject or an alien, and I would say that it needs me. That way, we would come to an understanding because I dont need him actually need me
@TheRedFortune20 күн бұрын
One thing you should know, dilligaf to the cat
@Red_onion-m5p20 күн бұрын
Yes I would accept
@BigbenBigben-iz5xr20 күн бұрын
I would miss my cat. But have a good life.
@MrWolf-fv7rp6 күн бұрын
Sounds like a ealry famous prank youtuber
@someonewholovesbacon114220 күн бұрын
wait a sec. didnt i see another video from you a couple years ago about the same thing? anyways i would move with the cat
@NootOfRoses20 күн бұрын
Yeah that's what I was thinking too ngl
@HumanoidDerpling20 күн бұрын
It was another one with the cat being secretly a hyperintelligent multimillionaire, but the choice was different. If this is the one I'm thinking of, the choice for that one was whether or not to become the cat's pet.
@Yigit-p7m20 күн бұрын
Yea
@lunaticssudios566020 күн бұрын
JoeViteReal backstory 💀💀
@Max_the_bot16 күн бұрын
-Accept -Get pranked -Prank the cat back
@Coleten-n4f20 күн бұрын
I say yes but the only problem with all the cameras is it will be harder to watch you special stuff in peace lol 😂
@TheMastermind725919 күн бұрын
A dog? Not even if I would be paid 100 trillion dollars a day. A cat? Heck yeah!
@therealKrak19 күн бұрын
I feel like those shorts get more and more crazy
@zacoadmin-ps1hn10 күн бұрын
1. Accept 2.know the pranks 3.ba an absolute genius
@Greedsmith20 күн бұрын
I thought that it was a secret king for a second there
@WhatsTheGame20 күн бұрын
i pick option 3 clear my search history
@dokenboken554217 күн бұрын
Sounds like fun. Reverse pranks are a thing for prank channels too.
@simonkifle-no7sr16 күн бұрын
i love these so much keep it up
@davidlesyuk995415 күн бұрын
The cat might get me on adoption of my trolling💀🙏
@Dailymenace018 күн бұрын
-Accept deal -ask if family can also be moved in the mansion -profit
@VGamingJunkieVT2 күн бұрын
Just as long as the pranks aren’t too physically damaging, I’m in.
@HollyJarrett-James5 күн бұрын
Instructions unclear... I don't have a cat
@Painfulcereal18 күн бұрын
so basically its like streaming ur week with your best friend but instead its a cat? honestly a steal
@Pollo_Furry14 күн бұрын
This reminds me of the clip where bro starts talking to the fish like- "How many pounds you weigh?" "8 pounds"
@aibachesterchay78864 күн бұрын
Depends if we can set ground rules. I don’t need much just a few things bring me ruin.
@A_Yk.20 күн бұрын
that catch is gonna catch these hands
@CheyenneBeaton3 күн бұрын
Hell yeah bro, streaming with kitty.
@R1ver7th18 күн бұрын
id take the offer mostly because i couldnt handle my cat leaving forever
@frost68079 күн бұрын
-Agree -Get money -spend 24\7 outside the house or in public place’s
@AxisTheJester18 күн бұрын
"FOOLS!!!" Terminal montage's Marx, Kirbo superstar I DON'T LIVE WITH A CAT!!!
@Robert-ep4pf14 күн бұрын
Talking Tom: yeh
@8-bitzeedty43920 күн бұрын
The cat say Look at me I’m the owner now 😂
@kamajuchikekenate15 күн бұрын
I'd join up and Stream too for those 2 years amd as a silly goober,I'd be up to the task to constantly prank the catto back😂
@Adoom55119 күн бұрын
365K per year is crazy, so I would most likely put up with it.
@BlueT1ger17 күн бұрын
-accept -get signed by weave nation -be untouchable -profit
@Thegaminglord4-6-719 күн бұрын
I’ll be honest I get jumpscared very easily to the point where I went through a phase when I was young where I had to always have someone in my eyesight. Pranks are not my thing maybe if it was one day a week I could handle that, so no can do not for any amount!
@FunnCubes20 күн бұрын
Well.... be a millionair within 3 years doesn't sound too bad.
@eWosMrV19 күн бұрын
The cat better know how to do it taxes or irs taking it shit too💀
@nicholasjohnson425217 күн бұрын
I can't have that cat putting cameras in the bathroom and shower bro 💀
@mattyb3rd676420 күн бұрын
do it but use a contract. maybe even add in a clause that states he cant do pranks that can hurt me or severly damage property. becasue like i dont wanna buy a new computer but like knocking over a cup or meowing at nothing is fine
@daanwinne25962 күн бұрын
I never neglect a cat, not for all I could possibly desire
@castel677319 күн бұрын
In a world where cats are willing to talk to you
@harrymee3ep72417 күн бұрын
…are we all just ignoring that the cat is talking?
@JaxAttacks8119 күн бұрын
i don't have a cat but if i did i agree
@CamGraham-hl2qq20 күн бұрын
1k a day is the value of a fredo now so i think im fine 😂
@Capt.hunter2320 күн бұрын
-accept -sponsors -profit
@FunnyTable_15 күн бұрын
-Just take the money -Whats the cat gonna do? Scratch you?
@slimjim87719 күн бұрын
I'd be terrified of the videos my cats would make.
@MehnazKhan-l6h8 күн бұрын
First of all, I’ll just laugh at the pranks they pull
@JoseMontero-rk9zq19 күн бұрын
Yes I love my cat with all of my heart and I don,t want to make him leave I love him 😢😢❤❤❤
@8__iDk__88 күн бұрын
-accept -just ask cat so he wouldn't kill and hurt you -just have a good life
@Memezoneeツ20 күн бұрын
Accept. It's just all day with my cats and I have to do nothing? HECK YEAH
@hoangminh252419 күн бұрын
sure ill accept, my cat has already been trolling me ever since i adopt it
@AskWilhelmsenLøwe18 күн бұрын
That sounds like a lot of fun
@TeddytheCatYT8 күн бұрын
My cat already be going ham on me, my couch and the rest my house. Besides, what can a cat without thumbs do Famous last word those ones
@grillbesteck631919 күн бұрын
If my cat suddenly started acting weird, first thing I’d do is wonder when I got a cat.
@Floppa4099019 күн бұрын
-accept -be always prepared -prank him back
@wassim.dz.201019 күн бұрын
Ofc yes ❤
@IsabellaH-xq2cr15 күн бұрын
I will agree no never leave the cat ever ☺️
@ItzSushi-q3f13 күн бұрын
Me: Accepts because I love my cats and me having three of them😅
@little_curious_creature20 күн бұрын
the m1911 in my pocket: 👨💼🕴️🧑💼
@AustinYoungblood19 күн бұрын
I have been waiting for this moment hey cat I agree however we gotta play video games
@LandonBailey-x2r15 күн бұрын
I'd just grab the cat, hug it, and just, y'know, not let go
@MrPoZiTiVik-bx4hr11 күн бұрын
- Say you can do it “without” money cuz hes your loyal friend - get a better deal such you are so good friend -profit (works 90 % of a time)
@eduardosousa929120 күн бұрын
Assuming I can also prank the cat, this is the best deal ever. Otherwise, it's only the second best. Still taking it though.
@RabbitFrame20 күн бұрын
I have a dog. I will always have a dog. If this scenario happens, the world will implode.
@Cez-man17 күн бұрын
Cat:do dis and basicly be my pet me:Ok um how about we put you down
@askoldzayyats-xz8rb17 күн бұрын
My cat is really sweet so accept I would honestly accept any cat
@bluesun31067 күн бұрын
If the cat pranks me I’m pranking them back See how they feel waking up in the pool
@SprEsper20 күн бұрын
-Sue cat -Wait for cat to do false accusations -Sue Cat Again -Free mone
@Brick1920 күн бұрын
Ill always agree aslong as the prank makes money
@shenanigan1932515 күн бұрын
Not my favorite, but not needing a job sounds kinda sweet.
@gamely316 күн бұрын
You got me with the last one
@rmt358915 күн бұрын
No. But I will be taking control of the channel and the money. We can do this the easy way, or the hard way. Easy way is say yes, we'll get the cat it's own set up, and minimize the amount of advertising for my projects. Hard way involves a lawyer, property/pet ownership laws, and declawing as necessary. Hopefully not being put down, but I'm not gonna be played by a nonhuman I own.
@ginnymcclintock956620 күн бұрын
Yes, I would accept Cuz think about it $1000 a day A free mansion And a prank war
@InsertRaider17 күн бұрын
"oh no no , i am not stuck with him , oh dear god , he is stuck with me . he thinks he is the only "jokester" here?"
@КристианГешев16 күн бұрын
I prefer not having a cat than being pranked 24/7
@GioTucholski16 күн бұрын
Yes because I love him with my heart but no money
@HumanoidDerpling20 күн бұрын
Heck yeah! My cat (who is also my pfp) is the sweetest little attention-seeking darling, she wouldn't do mean pranks anyway. Living with her as an equal would be a dream come true.
@henniescheepers880119 күн бұрын
I accept my child!❤
@cinnalersnac40118 күн бұрын
honestly i would agree. maybe buy some foxglove. accidentally cover a camera while making tea... and give the cat the tea. he is mysteriously dead the next day. i take the inheritance. profit
@dragongamer78516 күн бұрын
One day you cat..... Me: wait one damn minute, i don't have a cat
@brandonbradley848020 күн бұрын
I'd accept, but only if the cat provides me with leverage that I can use if things start going too far.
@DaffinJ16 күн бұрын
Ofc accept, imagine 1.free money 2.free new mansion 3.fun life 4.YOURE THE OWNER OF THE CAT, THERE'S NO WAY PEOPLE CAN ACCUSE YOU