Dont ask why I have so many keys and what basements they unlock thank you
@agent_w.3 жыл бұрын
nice
@AyeNash7273 жыл бұрын
Kinda sussy phill
@samuelherrera23183 жыл бұрын
Have the keys gotten a vaccine..?!...
@kaitlinr36983 жыл бұрын
But what front doors do they unlock?
@benjihuynh29703 жыл бұрын
Does it have to do with your only fans?
@nicholasallee32183 жыл бұрын
Explain this. Yelled from the back, “Take a shower. Y’all oily.”
@olleheyb3 жыл бұрын
Seriously. My immediate reaction: “CUS YOU’RE DIRTY, SWEATY, AND STICKY - THAT’S HOW.”
@michaelwilson74353 жыл бұрын
I had to look away, it was just too cringe
@brit_barr3 жыл бұрын
This SENT ME!
@OdinSonne3 жыл бұрын
@@olleheyb and TOXIC!
@krh62393 жыл бұрын
@@OdinSonne don't think a shower can fix that one.
@gagliardigrooves3 жыл бұрын
The funniest thing is that she was STRUGGLING to get that key to stick to her neck lmfaooo
@Plant_Parenthood3 жыл бұрын
Was she even vaccinated? That's what confuses me about this. She is clearly against vaccines so did she even get the vaccine or does she think she became magnetic by proxy?
@emcanet3 жыл бұрын
Why wouldn't it stick to hands as well? What would make it choose certain sections to magnetize? The whole thing 🤯
@thenobalnacho3 жыл бұрын
Also you can hear her say either "I got it" or "Got it?" Under her breath when she switches to the bobby pin
@-Nickname-3 жыл бұрын
Boring.
@kykycupcake13 жыл бұрын
Old people: "you can't go believing everything you see on the internet" Also old people: *believe literally everything they see on Facebook, TV, the news, the internet*
@Atomicqueen93 жыл бұрын
Literally!!!
@elizabethcsample3 жыл бұрын
she put her key on her neck during her lunch and was like "fuck i gotta tell the world"
@kpr42253 жыл бұрын
I feel bad that it took her ~40 years to discover the joys of the thing we've all done as toddlers
@deepwinter773 жыл бұрын
Ive seen a lot of young people believing the same thing it's not only old people. If anything 13 to 15 year olds are the most likely to believe a conspiracy, but after that it's really more about personality type.
@HaleyBug2213 жыл бұрын
Im 20 and my father is like this gets drunk tells me I'm wrong when I tell him its not real shit he gets mad and says I'm 'negative just like my mother' and my mom says I'm 'a piece of shit like my father.' Old people like my parents suck.
@shankypanky88793 жыл бұрын
I was vaccinated as a toddler. And since then people say that I have a magnetic personality. Coincidence? I think not.
@MRblazedBEANS3 жыл бұрын
Your personality is magnetic!
@tonybalony18113 жыл бұрын
Heheheheh
@rojeezee3 жыл бұрын
God, that undeservedly confident “any questions?” triggered me into maniacal laughter.
@jb8888888883 жыл бұрын
Was she supposed to be David S. Pumpkins or Rachel Leigh Cook at that moment?
@pickatell3 жыл бұрын
😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 ikr
@petergeramin71953 жыл бұрын
@@jb888888888 I'm astounded by how many FULL celebrity names my white American counterparts can recall at will and jealous that I can never understand the references.
@jb8888888883 жыл бұрын
@@petergeramin7195 The actors union has a rule that no two members may have the same name. Some change their names, and some put their middle names in. There was probably already a Rachel Cook when Rachel Leigh Cook joined. See also Michael J. Fox (there was already a Michael Fox). Before she got big, Rachel Leigh Cook starred in an anti-drug PSA saying _[pointing to an egg]_ this is your brain. _[frying pan]_ this is drugs. _[smashes egg with pan]_ this is your brain on drugs. _[proceeds to destroy kitchen in an over the top way of showing that if you do drugs you'll destroy your family, your friends, your life]_ Any questions?
@sofiadragon65203 жыл бұрын
"If it pleases the chair, does anyone have any baby powder on hand?" - a committee member, hopefully
@armandocastillo79743 жыл бұрын
It’s funny because most keys are brass, and brass is not magnetic.
@terrancex3393 жыл бұрын
Do people even have any idea of the implications for physics and biology if vaccines were magnetic and as strong as people like Sherri's claim? How the hell would microscopic chemicals with minute magnetic properties have the capacity to keep a spoon stuck to your body? If so, you will easily be able to measure the magnetic field. Not to mention, spoons or any metallic objects would be flying through your house since pulling iron from the Earth would be a common occurrence due to your magnetic properties. Moreover, if the vaccine contents are moving through your blood stream, a bloody spoon would travel along with it, if it were as strong as Sherri's moronic idea. Also what do you think's gonna happen when your hemoglobin passed along the way?! You could literally just use a box of vaccines to function as a freaking magnet, LMAO.
@midas79343 жыл бұрын
Thats what i was thinking when i was watching the video, waiting for phil to mention that
@ItSensation3 жыл бұрын
MAGNETO ORIGIN STORY: He got 69 covid vaccines
@alphonseelric66033 жыл бұрын
Or one from j&j
@heyitschrislol3 жыл бұрын
Nice
@MasterSeyer3 жыл бұрын
On April 20th, Magneto was unaware of the amount of vaccines he gotten and after that he decided to fight the x-men cause they promoted vaccinations.
@redwidow13583 жыл бұрын
Nice
@cynthiaxwangcomedy3 жыл бұрын
i almost spit out my coffee. nice.
@SLTheOneAndAwesome193 жыл бұрын
The whole magnetism thing is ridiculous. Did these people never try to stick spoons to their nose as a kid?
@salmaabdullahgb3 жыл бұрын
Bro she even said the pictures in the Internet wow, that's where you get your info
@Vanilla07293 жыл бұрын
That was witchcraft! And those heathens were burned at the stake as the book prescribes.
@Amarianee3 жыл бұрын
I drove my mum crazy doing this as a kid. Lick the spoon, stick it to your nose, voila! Some people are just determined to be stupid though.
@casuallykye59853 жыл бұрын
@@Vanilla0729 what? No? 🤣🤣
@renaissancewoman37703 жыл бұрын
Yes.... as a kid....
@savanthebanan3 жыл бұрын
"It sticks to my neck too!" *key doesn't stick to her neck* The way I almost choked on my toothpaste 💀
@kensmith56943 жыл бұрын
Still she does need to take a shower. Most keys are brass (non-magnetic) and I bet she didn't check what the key was made of.
@onelifepillow3 жыл бұрын
Anything that begins with "so guess what I found out during lunch" usually tells me that the person didn't do any research
@mihneazarojanu57613 жыл бұрын
Yeah, certainly. If you just found out something a few hours ago, it clearly says you haven't had the time to look into it and understand, at least as long as it is a complex/scientific matter. And also, I'm pretty sure she was bullshitting, maybe, I don't even know if that would be better.
@HarpsiFizz3 жыл бұрын
"Explain this." West-Indian parent: IT'S BECAUSE OF THAT DAMN PHONE
@kathlynarchibald-drew3 жыл бұрын
😂
@Wildridefilms3 жыл бұрын
Wait, do you mean Carribbean or the West of India?
@braakwame_3 жыл бұрын
Or African parents
@Nextthinkerz3 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@SayisSpeakin3 жыл бұрын
Nah deadass😭😭😭
@TheOnlyLordRah3 жыл бұрын
Having bo burnam pop up whenever you talk about the fucked up way internet affects our lives should be a continuing bit
@Hillsider_3 жыл бұрын
Apathy's a tragedy, and boredom is a crime Anything and everything all of the time
@Melee112expert3 жыл бұрын
*maniacal laugh*
@starspangledkiwi72243 жыл бұрын
"How is this sticking to me?" "Ma'am it's coz ya gross."
@emme41933 жыл бұрын
I would have absolutely died 😂
@Amarianee3 жыл бұрын
Someone should have offered her a blotting paper for her chest.
@41tinman413 жыл бұрын
Sweaty from trying to come up with anything coherent.
@dionneappuhamyge253 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂
@Scorch4283 жыл бұрын
They stick because of friction. When the coefficient of friction is greater than a certain number, the Normal force can be greater than gravity. You wanted an explanation. There ya go. Learned that in 9th grade physics.
@eileensnow61533 жыл бұрын
“Explain this to me!” “You’re sweaty, Karen”
@tm06263 жыл бұрын
Complete lack of logic and reasoning. Lol
@SaintShion3 жыл бұрын
There 5 yr old that understand this better than her.
@SixxThirtyFive3 жыл бұрын
"You're sweaty, sweaty!"
@MrsMommalette3 жыл бұрын
I shouted out loud "SHES GREASY!" 😂
@jenlovesgreen3 жыл бұрын
@@cschoen66 "unwanted commercial content or spam"
@andrewsayler48123 жыл бұрын
I'm confused. These people who think that they were turning into magnets, were they never 12? I mean, sticking things to yourself and laughing about it is something we did when we were kids.
@EmperorMegas3 жыл бұрын
I think most conservatives were born adults.
@-Nickname-3 жыл бұрын
Boring.
@Orangejulius44143 жыл бұрын
@@-Nickname- no one cares man. You don't need to comment this same shit on every thread
@-Nickname-3 жыл бұрын
@@Orangejulius4414, double boring.
@msabercr3 жыл бұрын
still laughing at "maybe that's why I'm getting a trainer you don't know"
@SleepyPossums3 жыл бұрын
I’m imagining Phil putting the “sexy music” in the background, unbuttoning just the top of his shirt and explaining taxes to me.
@alejandroewing97663 жыл бұрын
You ever meet someone and think, "You are the reason aliens don't want to talk to us." That nurse is one of those people
@gailgerard86043 жыл бұрын
Alien: We come in search of intelligent life. Oops, we're on the wrong planet. Dave, you're never allowed to sit at Navigation again, you idiot. These life forms are dumb as frigging rocks.
@TheMichigami3 жыл бұрын
she reminds me of that video of the person ranting conspiracy theory nonsense about chemicals poisoning the water and air because the garden sprinkler made a rainbow. my brain hurts from having witnessed her speech
@sarahwithstars3 жыл бұрын
The galaxy points and laughs at our planet. There was only ever life on Mars when it lined up with Earth and could be used as an alien drive in viewing platform. But our low intelligence meant after 500years of praying to non existent cloud gods+not discovering them on Mars, hundreds of wars, love and betrayal but insisting monogamy was the only way to live though it caused endless unhappiness, they concluded we were morons. They all got bored and fucked off home. But also their business of drive in entertainment watching humans folded and they went bankrupt. So they failed- more fool them. If they came back now, they'd have more: polyamory, non binary expression, freedom of love, closer to equality. We are much better. Maybe humanity wouldn't be deemed a failure anymore
@Louisyed3 жыл бұрын
"Why does it stick to me?" *falls off* 😂
@ChedWick053 жыл бұрын
Toddlers have been sticking spoons on their faces for centuries.
@hanniji_ysa3 жыл бұрын
clearly, they still are 😂😂
@Shrekfromthehitmovieshrek3 жыл бұрын
Who doesn’t tho it’s funny af
@aliciafraser18353 жыл бұрын
You just don't get it! Human's have always been magnetic, we just loose that glorious power once we hit a certain age, and the vaccine is FINALLY returning it to us. We're finally developing and evolving into what we were always meant to be! GO, GO YOU GLORIOUS MUTANTS, REDEAM YOUR VACCINES! Yes... Yes this is massive sarcasm..... but you should still get your vaccine so you don't infect and kill people, thanks.
@ChedWick053 жыл бұрын
@@aliciafraser1835 thank Zeus!
@anthonytoliver51663 жыл бұрын
@@aliciafraser1835 but I want powers :/
@dustinbenzel87043 жыл бұрын
"Correct me if I'm wrong with your wallets" LMAO.
@AxxLAfriku3 жыл бұрын
ORORORORO!!! I spend half of my day sleeping! ORORORO!!! Then I sometimes get up and tell you that I am a famous content creatorORORORORO!!! Please don't sleep while driving, dear dus
@CoolColton9473 жыл бұрын
@@God-ld6ll Damn, no wonder it's so polarizing
@sarahwithstars3 жыл бұрын
Hold my wallet... WELL for starters
@GosterMonster5263 жыл бұрын
the Disinformation Dozen sounds like a really lame Marvel villain team.
@natsu626s3 жыл бұрын
Or a dope ass Rap group
@rootbeer23993 жыл бұрын
They are very close to a villain team.
@MrFallior3 жыл бұрын
@@rootbeer2399 I want Spider-Man to beat them up then, since he doesn't kill, he could just beat up the villains a bit 😆
@SirAthiro3 жыл бұрын
*Sticks a piece of paper to my sweaty forehead from the humidity* OH GOD THE MYTH IS TRUE!!!
@Angels5103 жыл бұрын
Cmon.... they’re saying METAL sticks to you... don’t misrepresent the poor idiots
@SirAthiro3 жыл бұрын
@@Angels510 You're right. I shouldn't have caked on the stupidity; especially when the actuality of the situation is bad enough. 😂
@lillietheoneandonly3 жыл бұрын
The woman behind that woman is basically everyone reacting to her ever
@_whatsername19113 жыл бұрын
She reminded me of "Plaid shirt guy" from the trump rally.
@Tarumarugan3 жыл бұрын
Her face was perfect 😂 She went through all the stages of dealing with stupidity
@jodinsan3 жыл бұрын
She is us. We are her.
@RicardoMoralesMassin3 жыл бұрын
Blue shirt lady was about to pass out due to cringing so hard. She is all of us.
@Gorrash3 жыл бұрын
Lmao 🤣 noticed that too
@DarkPhoenixFallen3 жыл бұрын
Most keys and coins are not attracted to magnets. Has everyone seriously never heard of friction before.
@mollyfoxxx3 жыл бұрын
I can make a key “stick” to my skin too and watching her fail to make the bobby-pin stick to her was hysterical. These people are literally insane.
@Tarumarugan3 жыл бұрын
I wish I could use magnetic powers
@gregothy91903 жыл бұрын
And the shaky fucking hands. She knew she was capping
@Alpha-bn6cj3 жыл бұрын
Are you a witch?
@mollyfoxxx3 жыл бұрын
The fact that this grown woman/Registered Nurse doesn’t know that aluminum isn’t magnetic is both hilarious AND terrifying. I wish I could say the woman behind her is all of us but unfortunately that’s not true. There are “Joanna’s” everywhere.
@41tinman413 жыл бұрын
I can’t believe that anyone in the same profession as I am would be an anti-vaxxer. It’s bonkers.
@heyhorinshi3 жыл бұрын
She was a nurse????
@kt_jpg3 жыл бұрын
I was scrolling for a comment that was gonna point out aluminum isn't magnetic 😂🔑
@rickharvey47273 жыл бұрын
@@heyhorinshi she was an idiot. Unfortunately sometimes nurses are idiots.
@MrSlowestD163 жыл бұрын
Nursing is overhyped in terms of its difficulty and schooling. I know one too many idiot nurses who are dumb as rocks. People like to group it in the same grouping as a doctor in terms of education, but it's very very very very far from it.
@TheMedicatedArtist3 жыл бұрын
Even funnier, Tumblr wasn’t affected. Turns out being “dead” gets them certain benefits.
@sierragregory99563 жыл бұрын
I forgot tumblr existed until I read this comment, I feel old
@drdre43973 жыл бұрын
@@sierragregory9956 that's like how people want music to play on your profile page for like insta and facebook. People forgot myspace was a thing... More and more I remember something and then realise it was 10-20 years ago and feels like yesterday... Edit: typo
@sludgeparty3 жыл бұрын
@@drdre4397 i think i might still have the music player somewhere in the code of my tumblr theme, i just remember it breaking during a site update so it doesn't work anymore 😅
@InvaderTak1763 жыл бұрын
Well shit, no one tell the other industrialists they may want to cash in on that privilege too
@ginandromeda16183 жыл бұрын
Is there any way to to revive it without the yourfaveisproblematic bs and the toxic behavior? I miss *new* good content in Tumblr😭
@britchin3 жыл бұрын
Remember, everyone: 1.This is a conversation 2.This is the end of today’s show 1.This is a conversation 2.This is the end of today’s show
@Khevor3 жыл бұрын
Glitch in the Matrix. Shhh
@wandervoltz3 жыл бұрын
Okay, I'm not alone in hearing this. I thought the second Margarita was getting to me, whew.
@SaintShion3 жыл бұрын
@@wandervoltz i wish I had a second margarita :(
@ajsunsetgirl183 жыл бұрын
I was hoping it wasn't just me!
@tengoku443 жыл бұрын
That's a cyborg glitch, phill exposed #cyborg_phil_exposed
@kikiwikiwi3 жыл бұрын
"How do you explain this?" -A woman attempting to magnetize things to her body but is thwarted by gravity.
@SnowAnayathatweirdgirl3 жыл бұрын
The opposite of a problem is how i'd respond to her 🤣
@RedEllana3 жыл бұрын
The lady in blue behind that nurse who was trying to say vaccins make you magnetic makes me laugh the most. She's trying to hard not to laugh or react, but couldn't hide her initial reaction and honestly, same haha.
@MamaDoctorJones3 жыл бұрын
Living in Hawaii is really throwing me off - you mean I can watch the new PDS on my LUNCH break?! 😆
@daniel_gallardo8083 жыл бұрын
Hawaii viewer here as well and yes it's great (along with no daylight savings)! However, due to timezones things like livestreams kinda suck.
@DarkestKnightshade3 жыл бұрын
New there? Thought you were in TX
@RealElongatedMuskrat3 жыл бұрын
Dreamy! I always catch it around midnight in Ireland 😩🇮🇪
@thewordshifter3 жыл бұрын
@@DarkestKnightshade yes she just moved😊
@Amarianee3 жыл бұрын
OMG! MDJ POST!! 😍
@Bauks3 жыл бұрын
I'll believe the magnetism story when they can erase a VHS cassette by rubbing it on their belly.
@ATARI-DAVE-733 жыл бұрын
beta no good?
@drdre43973 жыл бұрын
I miss the days when enjoying media was a hassle.
@markusblackus84623 жыл бұрын
Hold my beer
@ATARI-DAVE-733 жыл бұрын
@@markusblackus8462 WHAT? you have a tape?
@AC8X3 жыл бұрын
Criminals took up to $400B, while my brother still hasn’t gotten his unemployment check for January.
@3v0683 жыл бұрын
"I'm more than happy for any company to correct me with their wallets." A good way to ask for sponsorship. I like it.
@carterwedl50803 жыл бұрын
that lady is going to be real upset when she sees how it makes spoons stick to people's noses.
@tonypeppermint53293 жыл бұрын
Hehe.
@meganthefencer6943 жыл бұрын
Lol
@chrissycroft50993 жыл бұрын
She will loose her shit.
@SovietPenguins3 жыл бұрын
I bet the guy with the world record got an early dose of the vaccine..... In 2013....... /s
@delloffthewall3 жыл бұрын
$25 a month for Onlyfans?! Does she have better content than Netflix and Disney+?
@MsEverAfterings3 жыл бұрын
A simp does what a simp do best
@AnnabelRoss67893 жыл бұрын
@@MsEverAfterings They really are pathetic.
@angieroman67233 жыл бұрын
I really hate the word simp as people apply it to any act of kindess or insuperiority alongside a woman. As if they need to be in control of everyone 24/7. I would call this an unintelligent pervert that this woman is outsmarting.
@Qazedca3 жыл бұрын
most likely just the price for the first month or 2 then dropped because she knows there's a demand/hype people will pay even if its just 1 time. so make as much money off the initial curiosity then lower it after the hype dies down
@itsnick29643 жыл бұрын
@@angieroman6723 🤓
@SuhannaDeSilva3 жыл бұрын
The woman in the blue shirt’s face had me CRYING
@erikalouwrens39923 жыл бұрын
I had to go back and rewatch. First time round I was mesmerised by Ms Magneto.
@BaconNMegs3 жыл бұрын
😂😂same
@seanf55263 жыл бұрын
The weird thing is she agrees with passing the bill, just things the lady is nutty
@SuhannaDeSilva3 жыл бұрын
@@erikalouwrens3992 Ms. Magneto stop 💀
@toaonua5233 жыл бұрын
reminds me of the "iron in your baby's formulae" fear-mongering I've seen the past few years lol
@heyhorinshi3 жыл бұрын
Humm there was a bunch of heavy metals out not on formulas but on puree stuff maybe formulas too... that one was true the iron stuff is just people who never rly paid attention in science class
@toaonua5233 жыл бұрын
@@heyhorinshi for sure, its messed up that gerber and other companies put heavy metals in their products, but watching people run a magnet through their formula which has a giant label that says “fortified with iron” on it was hilarious
@TheMedicatedArtist3 жыл бұрын
Bruh, that’s not a side effect, that’s a bonus.
@jord92613 жыл бұрын
It's not a bug it's a feature
@MagicEye1173 жыл бұрын
Phil: congress agreed on something. Me: you sir are fake news. They never agree on anything.
@EL-ISS3 жыл бұрын
"Magnetic Anti-Vaxxers" sounds like some robotic hostile alien faction. 💀
@jordanloux38833 жыл бұрын
I can hear Matt Stone and Trey Parker writing a new episode...
@Ayveh3 жыл бұрын
lmao they can't be aliens... more like stupid people
@-Anjel3 жыл бұрын
How have they never accidentally sat or leaned on anything, and have it stick to them?
@Ayveh3 жыл бұрын
@Commander Cody Which is why I said they can't be aliens..
@andreiuta85373 жыл бұрын
"The amount of fraud might be higher" Eastern European countries: "First time huh?"
@neildoe16173 жыл бұрын
What did they expect to happen when they raised unemployment and allowed absolutely anyone to claim it.. Of course it got abused.
@joshpowell36503 жыл бұрын
"Puppet Carrie Lam" was absolutely perfect, not even bothering with any other meaningless titles, just the one that matters
@Jmanitou13 жыл бұрын
was going to post that too lol
@seekittycat3 жыл бұрын
Yesss I'm so here for it
@goldenageofdinosaurs71923 жыл бұрын
That’s waist I thought as well. Can’t stand her
@SaintShion3 жыл бұрын
I laughed so hard, no mincing words we know what she is
@clownform3 жыл бұрын
Tomorrow we'll see a TikTok like: JOHNSON AND JOHNSON TRYING TO PUSH THEIR BABY POWDER ON PEOPLE AS TRICK TO SELL THEM MORE VACCINES
@nukclear27413 жыл бұрын
@@checkyourlogic5041 copy the link and paste it in the comments. Please do not Rick roll people.
@pharaoh83583 жыл бұрын
THIS JUST IN: J&J PUSHES ANTI-MAGNETIC BABY POWDER TO INCREASE POWDER SALES AND VACCINES lmao
@jb8888888883 жыл бұрын
@@checkyourlogic5041 I've been having that problem too. _Sometimes_ I can get around it by posting a message and then editing it to add the link. Other times adding a link gives me an error message. EDIT: Like this. www.tiktok.com/@robbsfilms/video/6972224288191548677
@chantelledavie46553 жыл бұрын
As a resident of Alberta, Canada I can say that while our Provincial government might condemn the cancelation of the keystone pipeline, many of us are celebrating.
@emilymorrison2403 жыл бұрын
I agree! Just wish they didn’t gamble away 1.3 Billion dollars of our money on Trump being elected smh
@beetlejuiceblues123 жыл бұрын
Phil being openly obsessed with Bo Burnham’s “Inside” is the best freakin thing ever. That “Welcome to the Internet” reference was golden. Hope you’re enjoying the Inside album, Phil!
@josevelazco92333 жыл бұрын
Wait I missed the reference where was it
@emros20223 жыл бұрын
@@josevelazco9233 It's at 7:56!
@nathanhardy31873 жыл бұрын
Most keys are made out of brass, so a magnet wont stick.
@acetrigger13373 жыл бұрын
shhh... don't use scientific facts against Anti-Vaxxxers, they might get a migrane.
@daxn54433 жыл бұрын
Whoa whoa whoa, slow down with the logic, this is a posted eli5 zone
@scottbecker43673 жыл бұрын
Not to mention that magnetized people would attract each other as well.
@themaskedmysadaean88853 жыл бұрын
@@scottbecker4367 And Electronics would be breaking apart around them. They wouldn't be capable of holding a Cell Phone without it breaking. Specifically the Circuits and Memory bits.
@dannyt72693 жыл бұрын
Might as well of thrown change at these people
@brittleasure3 жыл бұрын
“Maybe that’s why I got a trainer. You don’t know.” 😂😂😂 Get that bag, people!!
@L.L.Cool.T3 жыл бұрын
Funny thing: house keys are not magnetic. By design.
@andergarcia49533 жыл бұрын
It would be cool if real life was like a comicbook and vaccines gave us superpowers.
@sewwes81293 жыл бұрын
this is a dumb question....why?lol
@bbmato_3 жыл бұрын
@@sewwes8129 its the materials
@sewwes81293 жыл бұрын
@@bbmato_ thank you, but why by design? why shouldn't a key be magnetic? I'm missing something lmao
@slym67453 жыл бұрын
@@sewwes8129 they mean that the way they’re made does not include any magnetic metals
@Tarumarugan3 жыл бұрын
I’m jealous her vaccine made her magnetic, mine shot only gave me telekinesis 😥
@TuningAnApple3 жыл бұрын
I wanted free 5g
@crystalbaerwaldt20753 жыл бұрын
I can make my muscles really really sore on command
@HB-bv9du3 жыл бұрын
I gotten both shots and nothing.. dammit.. i wanted powers too 😕
@mikeandash73 жыл бұрын
Make vaccine gave me the power to fly. It's a bummer really because don't want to travel out of the country because of covid.
@susiefuhrmann75953 жыл бұрын
Someone named Tenpenny really missed an opportunity to magnetize 10 pennies to herself.
@krispy7773 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@88possum3 жыл бұрын
I missed the internet blackout entirely cause i was in tumblr, the nuckear cockroach of websites
@violetskies143 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣 this is the truest thing I've ever read. I also missed the blackout because I was having a nap lol.
@TheSlipperyNUwUdle3 жыл бұрын
It’s a hell site. But it’s been MY hell site since 2009. 😤
@MeCooper3 жыл бұрын
Hahaha damn that's accurate
@productivediscord56243 жыл бұрын
I remember a Ripley's Believe it or not segment about the "Magnetic Man" who would use his skin's natural stickiness and I know he used keys.
@tonya84693 жыл бұрын
“Maybe that’s why I got a trainer. You don’t know.” 😂💀
@chrispysaid3 жыл бұрын
Dear China, We're allowed to criticize you. Sincerely, everyone on Planet Earth
@momogi6183 жыл бұрын
Dear china, did you want to censor the whole world?
@spirtumamoris55223 жыл бұрын
I love this comment so much
@Gaffeghan3 жыл бұрын
[Comment removed for violating terms set by the People's Republic of China]
@BlueWoWTaylan3 жыл бұрын
CCP doesn't think so. They want everyone to just ignore every terrible thing they have done and get away with it. They use their economic influence to censor and treaten those they cannot reach physically.
@BlueWoWTaylan3 жыл бұрын
@@momogi618 Yes. Have you seen all the Chinese companies enforcing their own censorship on western stuff that they invest in? From Sports to Video Games. They slowly but surely try to enforce these CENSORSHIPS as the norm. And fucking Greedy corporations, who salivate with the wet dreams of the Chinese market, comply.
@keytoinsaniity55333 жыл бұрын
“I saw something online” And that’s when I knew she forgot her tinfoil hat as a reference
@kensmith56943 жыл бұрын
Quite a while back, I decided to invest in companies that make tinfoil for the hat industry. It was the best investment ever.
@blakelay3 жыл бұрын
"PeOpLe CaN sTiCk SpOoNs To ThEmSeLvEs! ExPlAiN tHaT wHiT yOuR sCiEnCe!" Its a simple magic trick children can do ma'am.
@ERYN__3 жыл бұрын
I'd like to show her how much iron is in Total cereal, and then see what she has to say about her magnetic personality.
@bobolishis73 жыл бұрын
Not as much as you think dude............ we all believe something that is not correct but, some try not to rub it in others faces. This is about freedom of choice, if you can't see that then you really must be an American
@FastBowtie3883 жыл бұрын
Not as much as you think.... ever crush corn flakes up that are fortified with iron and use a magnet to separate the iron? You probably haven't or you wouldn't even bother making it a freedom of choice issue. Yes it is true people are free to have* an opinion. People are NOT free to make their own facts. Don't confuse the two
@FastBowtie3883 жыл бұрын
Don't think vaccines are safe? You'd better come to the table with actual proof! Not some side show preschool trick most second graders think is insane to claim as scientific fact
@41tinman413 жыл бұрын
She’d lose her mind when she finds out how much mercury is in salmon. Or that bananas are radioactive.
@_--92863 жыл бұрын
Someone should really send her a link to dihydrogen monoxide.
@averyeml3 жыл бұрын
Imagine feeling brave enough to go in front of lawmakers and say “I found out during my lunch break today I can stick keys to myself because of vaccines.” Like being so proud that it was a sudden, last minute thing that you really wouldn’t have had time to research 😂
@screwselfrestraint3 жыл бұрын
At first I chuckled but then I realized it’s actually terrifying that people can be so stupid. We’re doomed
@domthesickbomb3 жыл бұрын
So instead of my drawings, my mom can finally put me on the fridge 😌
@agent_w.3 жыл бұрын
0:19 “An Anti-Vax Nurse in Ohio trying to convince Ohio lawmakers on Tuesday that Covid 19 Vaccines make people Magnetic” That sounds like a title from an article straight out of The Onion... *this can’t be real*
@pennyforyourthots3 жыл бұрын
The onion is becoming less and less satirical by the day, and more just becoming news that predicts the future
@neildoe16173 жыл бұрын
But 99% of keys aren't even made of steel.. They're brass.. And brass isn't magnetic..
@HopelessAndFluffy3 жыл бұрын
😂
@skeletonsquid3 жыл бұрын
Take a shower and tell me how magnetic you are. Am I right?
@deleteduser77373 жыл бұрын
Why isn’t nobody else saying this
@yasmineilayyan4643 жыл бұрын
I love how that woman says “I’m sure you’ve seen pictures on the internet” ma’am I’ve seen a chicken with a giraffe’s body on the internet
@davidbliss52203 жыл бұрын
I love watching the woman in the blue t-shirt sitting in the background of all these clips, her facial expressions are gold!
@gabrieleghut13443 жыл бұрын
I had to watch it again after I read your comment. Her face expressions and the way she sat also, not to get to close to her. 🤣🤣
@SurajVadulas3 жыл бұрын
even disregarding all the debunking, didnt any of those people ever stick penny's on their arms/ foreheads? or some other flat object? stuff sticks to skin, I have known this since my kindergarten.
@Scorch4283 жыл бұрын
They stick because of friction. When the coefficient of friction is greater than a certain number, the Normal force can be greater than gravity. You wanted an explanation. There ya go. Learned that in 9th grade physics.
@ashleyhoughton85923 жыл бұрын
Technically they stick because of Van Der Waals Forces.
@stephenschiffman59403 жыл бұрын
Anything that makes the Chinese government sad makes me glad.
@hhiippiittyy3 жыл бұрын
Yes and no. Anything that makes the CCP mad, but doesn't hurt the people of China, makes me glad. This may be an important distinction in the near future.
@recyclops-juanignacio1473 жыл бұрын
They turned off the magnet right after she started talking. Stay woke, kings! Lmao jk
@cicic53403 жыл бұрын
Omg people will take this seriously even with the jk😭
@Ayveh3 жыл бұрын
Yup definitely see idiots taking this seriously...that aside it sucks that this isn't true though. I WOULD LOVE a super power!!!!
@piplup102038543 жыл бұрын
That made me laugh pretty hard, good one lol. See can't trust anybody with their ability to turn the magnets inside us on and off at will!
@kpr42253 жыл бұрын
"massive streamer" Never even heard a whisper about the person. This planet's huge.
@intenseowl12553 жыл бұрын
He's very new streamer like last year new streamer.
@computerdave063 жыл бұрын
Can we all just agree that the slow pop-in of Bo was one of the most on-point references ever?
@SoularSpectrum3 жыл бұрын
It was perfect.
@YaGotdamBoi3 жыл бұрын
“It sticks to my neck, too” *isn’t sweaty enough for it to stick yet *internally _well shit_
@jb8888888883 жыл бұрын
"Any questions?" She thinks she's Rachel Leigh Cook. She's actually David S. Pumpkins.
@kieranberryman76853 жыл бұрын
Don't disrespect David Pumpkins like that
@awesometastic-10173 жыл бұрын
The Internet was down and meanwhile, me, on Tumblr, was just like “wait what happened?”
@Danny2k343 жыл бұрын
Why does Phil have so many keys is the question we should all be asking tbh....Hmmmmmm
@outinthegrapes3 жыл бұрын
It's the keys for the editors ankle chains who are locked in the basement.
@isaackogan2693 жыл бұрын
And what basements do they unlock?
@woofy19883 жыл бұрын
House key, Office Key... Backup keys?
@StupidWeb3 жыл бұрын
Probs gonna get wooshed, but don't care, probably house key, bike lock key, and office key
@MusicalIrishgrl3 жыл бұрын
Lol 3 is not that many keys, I have way more. Speculating here but 1 could be a house key, 1 a key to the new building, and 1 a key to his actual office. Or they could all be keys he hasn't been able to give to his employees yet.
@dandanapollo3 жыл бұрын
When he said "Congress actually agreed on something" I had to pause for 5 minutes in shock
@nathandrake14473 жыл бұрын
I swear every creator on onlyfans is in the 0.01% of creators
@Angels5103 жыл бұрын
I mean anyone with a few hundred thousand subs on KZbin can say the same thing. It’s a meaningless statistic. It’s like when musicians you’ve never heard of post that they’re number 1 on iTunes. That just meant they were number 1 for a few hours and took a screen cap. Companies always give you the pretty looking but meaningless stats to promote when you partner up.
@LolaGabriella3 жыл бұрын
I know a girl that does OF and she shares her creator percentage. She's currently top 0.63%, last year she was top 5% I think? Her popularity has definitely increased, but it's hard to tell how much that creator percentage factors into how much she earns.
@Felix-gm9im3 жыл бұрын
@@LolaGabriella it's not that her popularity increased, it's that the amount of people on the platform increased.
@little_flitter3 жыл бұрын
@@LolaGabriella my sister is into looking at these stats and has hypothesised that the majority of creators are at around 20 to 40% , which means they really aren't making that much.
@trevorhall23343 жыл бұрын
there’s about 2 million creators so like 20,000 people are in the top .01%, which is most people that already had popularity before creating an OF
@BadWallaby3 жыл бұрын
People like Gabbie Hannah will abuse Googles new "Slander" Known Victims system
@rasmie88583 жыл бұрын
I love how she quietly said "I got this" as she tried to stick the key on her neck
@jenlovesgreen3 жыл бұрын
With those shaky hands too 🤦♀️
@passerby57353 жыл бұрын
Okay but can we ban China from investing in our companies? Buying our land? Housing is so fucked already, the chances of me owning a home in my lifetime are dropping everyday.
@pineapplepapercrafts3 жыл бұрын
Glad I'm not the only one that has this idea. Vancouver BC is beyond fucked up in housing from dirty overseas money.
@limitedhangoutlive3 жыл бұрын
@@pineapplepapercrafts The same people who complain about housing prices won't say a word about immigration though. There are corporate conglomerates (only one officer of a corporation needs to be a legal citizen) buying out and overpaying for property everywhere. The problem is people are so eager to tow the line of whatever the popular political ideology is to ensure they're not "canceled" or "dur dur racist". DeFranco is no better and his refusal to call out how bad this administration has been.
@icypeanutpolo3 жыл бұрын
Don’t forget guys, for one, this is the end of today’s show, and for two this is the end of today’s show!
@jena72393 жыл бұрын
i thought i was having a stroke
@icypeanutpolo3 жыл бұрын
@@jena7239 kzbin.info/www/bejne/d3mQpqxvjJuqhaM
@JaredMeadows3 жыл бұрын
16:41 and 16:46 lol
@merimaker3 жыл бұрын
PHIL the shade!!! "That orange man" "the puppet that is Carrie Lam" I'm here for it
@TheSaintBigFoot3 жыл бұрын
I want magnetic blood!!! That lady who got like 6 doses by accident will be like a God
@Jakerski3 жыл бұрын
How can be that an accident??
@WowUrFcknHxC3 жыл бұрын
You do have diamagnetic blood. There should be iron in your blood.
@Ayveh3 жыл бұрын
She would be a real life Magneto!!
@TheSaintBigFoot3 жыл бұрын
@@Jakerski a nurse accidentally administered a WHOLE vile instead of an individual dose FROM a vile. She lived tho
@ninjashot373 жыл бұрын
@@TheSaintBigFoot Well that's absolutely terrifying.
@ToxisFaux3 жыл бұрын
On top of stuff sticking to skin. Keys, quarters, pennies, nickels. Are not magnetic.
@Shrekfromthehitmovieshrek3 жыл бұрын
@@manoerinafanchannel3196 I wana be magnetic Like magneto is like epic and shit
@raybradshaw65963 жыл бұрын
@@manoerinafanchannel3196 Yes. But those types of metal are not magnetic. So their point is invalid. Take a magnet to any of these and laugh
@antwo3 жыл бұрын
@@manoerinafanchannel3196 MAGNETS ONLY ATTRACT IRON. KEYS ARE NOT IRON
@steveplummer57793 жыл бұрын
"I take bribes" uncouth, illegal, looked down upon. "Correct me with your wallet." gets sponsorship, make bank, win win win.
@mikethunder363 жыл бұрын
Best comment here
@TheProfessorTolkien3 жыл бұрын
I’ll believe that lady is magnetic when she walks up the side of a skyscraper barefoot
@StreetGeekz3 жыл бұрын
...but that’s mostly glass...
@umopepisdn.3 жыл бұрын
@@StreetGeekz the Eiffel Tower then.
@LemonWedge1233 жыл бұрын
She should try walking *down* the skyscraper
@mirandaskylar90943 жыл бұрын
I dont think these nurses understand how much I wanted to be magneto as a kid
@Ayveh3 жыл бұрын
Speak for yourself, I want to have a super power as an adult! lmao I wouldn't mind developing the ability to be magnetic :o
@yanda33233 жыл бұрын
7:54 LOL the little bo burnham just chilling at the bottom
@patrickftw84643 жыл бұрын
Lmfaoo "it sticks to my neck too" proceeds to fumble around failing to get it to stick
@gabrieleghut13443 жыл бұрын
And now explain this! 😱
@Original_Syn3 жыл бұрын
Clearly the Deepstate Illuminati Lizard People are using their secret Moon Base Magnet Beam to temporarily cancel out her Magneto Powers in order to discredit her claims….duh. 😂 It’s bad that I feel the need to clarify that this isn’t serious and should obviously be a joke but the shit the Alt-Right is unironically claiming is only about 5% less ridiculous (at least at the time of writing this) because who know what batshit insane shit they’ll come up with next week.
@korseygorle9553 жыл бұрын
"Why does the key stick to me" thats a great question because KEYS ARENT MAGNETIC
@Wealllovekaira3 жыл бұрын
Well this is cool to know lol
@mihneazarojanu57613 жыл бұрын
_The key was probably vaccinated too_
@diaboles3 жыл бұрын
@@mihneazarojanu5761 my god I don't think I have spat my drink well laughing in years thanks that was a good one!
@mihneazarojanu57613 жыл бұрын
@@diaboles Well, I'm glad. If there's anything we can get from crazyness like this, it's joy and laughter.
@Riya-gy6wh3 жыл бұрын
"correct me with your wallet" is my favourite line everywhere
@CVmusic903 жыл бұрын
Super powers. Super powers for everyone that gets vaccinated lol. Professor Xavier will be inviting you to the academy shortly.
@BlazeDupree15253 жыл бұрын
Damn, why didn't i get a superpower when i got the shot?
@BlazeDupree15253 жыл бұрын
This is such a disappointment! I want to speak to the manager of the distributioners! I will sue them for false accusations! 😂😂
@FlyingZoroark3 жыл бұрын
Who’s Ricegum? They sound irrelevant.
@MegDoesStuff03 жыл бұрын
Lmfao
@shelbyross72693 жыл бұрын
He really is.
@joshrzepka41393 жыл бұрын
True
@chrischika70263 жыл бұрын
@@shelbyross7269 he isn’t but go off
@cristinmartin47053 жыл бұрын
I literally love Public so much! Thanks for the OG recommendation!
@saphire_key33643 жыл бұрын
I always assumed that sponsors wouldn't want to give creators more than 5k per video sort of thing. 1.4 million is insane money.
@Ultimatelocke3 жыл бұрын
Holycrap it's insane I'm this early and it's even more insane that I got a notification for his upload.
@VixenIt3 жыл бұрын
I never get notifications, if it wasn't for his texts 🤷♀️
@priscillenavas65563 жыл бұрын
"If you are more nefarious, glue." Was way too funny to me 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@OGdadpool3 жыл бұрын
I can tell these people haven't heard of Uri Geller and his act... Ever.
@khill86453 жыл бұрын
@@IceSick88 That was perhaps his most famous act, but by no means his only one. Also, if anybody wants their daily dose of WTF, Google "Uri Geller Pokemon"
@tintinismybelgian3 жыл бұрын
@@IceSick88 Try sticking a playing card to your forehead. Then, try it again after dusting yourself with talcum powder. Repeat the experiment with a spoon on your nose. It's not magnetism.
@OGdadpool3 жыл бұрын
@@IceSick88 Critical thinking at the least. He's done tricks claiming to being able to control magnetic fields... I can specifically remember some trick with a compass. The Pokemon thing is so stupid. I can't believe it's actually a thing
@anthonybalista74213 жыл бұрын
James Randi was taken too soon.
@shannonlee46223 жыл бұрын
Oh wow I haven't heard that name in a looooong time
@tonya84693 жыл бұрын
Can we just take a minute to enjoy the natural reaction of the woman behind the first woman “exposing” human magnetism? 😂💀
@dannyt72693 жыл бұрын
If you check the profile of guys leaving thirsty comments on Insta, it’s almost always a middle aged, guy with a family. Take their money Corinna👏
@TomeBiter3 жыл бұрын
China: Is aggressive both globally and domestically USA: Gets defensive China: Gets mad at USA for being defensive
@brandonlett3 жыл бұрын
classic marriage dynamics lol
@theblackgods46993 жыл бұрын
The US is more aggressive globally than China , America is no better than them
@DarkestKnightshade3 жыл бұрын
@@theblackgods4699 ecks dee we got a vaush fan here. Or maybe you're so far gone that you agree with mel
@AngryKittens3 жыл бұрын
@@theblackgods4699 America isn't invading territories from other Asian countries. The false equivalence bullshit is standard wumao deflection. You think this is about America? China right now is threatening war to ALL of its neighbors. And literally their only hope is for other superpowers to come to their aid. Otherwise China will bulldoze them all to the ground. And if you think they're gonna stop there, think back to what Imperial Japan did after it established its "Greater East Asian Co-Prosperity Sphere". China's newfound greed and expansionism needs to be stopped before it sparks another world war.
@jonsmith50583 жыл бұрын
@@AngryKittens Weeeeelllll currently though, how many countries has China invaded in the last 20 years? None. Infact the last time they invaded or annexed a country was the Parcel islands in 1974. I mean they also historically annexed Tibet aswell so its not like they have a clean history at all, quite the opposite, but recently, lets compare to the US The US invaded Iraq, Afghanistan, Libya and Syria. Just in the past 20 years. Go back another 20 years and you'll find again, the US was involved in more invasions than China. The US has also tried to exert pressure and annex territories near it such as Cuba so has taken similar actions itself in the past. Now, that being said, are China's actions ok now? Seriously not, they look like they are about to get majorly aggressive and annex a ton of land. But we shouldn't pretend that the US has any moral high ground here. Its great if they try and stop them, I support them in doing so, but I'm also not going to forget or forgive them for the invasions and damage they have done in the MIddle East under the name of freedom, nor forget how monsterous their soldiers often treat POW's, the Vietnam prisoner camps were stuff of nightmares I think only really surpassed by Russian Gulags. We must support actions that combat or stifle Chinese aggression, we must also demand the US ceases to invade countries in places like the Middle East and atones for their war crimes. I'd personally be much happier if the US started recognizing the authority of the International Criminal Court so they can be held accountable so future actions might be taken with abit more caution and war crimes cannot be ignored.