“Wow. You believe in the moon?” - Comedians on Conspiracy Theories

[@Cuban20]

The Gay Frogs, the lying to your son, and the Herpes vaccine had me dying.

[@friedrice2912]

Everyone paying too damn much attention to these theories and ignore the conspiracy realities...

[@kotabear6556]

First guy stole the moon thing.

[@him7676]

Source? I thought I heard it before

[@Vintage_geek]

@@him7676 That's a bit from Sam Morrill if i'm not mistaken. Almost verbatim.

[@somkeshav4143]

@@Vintage_geek wait really? Is there a clip of it?

[@ahoy4301]

Gru

[@johntuel2375]

Whenever I hear someone giving the "microchip" speech, I usually point out that they are already paying for the microchip in their cell phone. The same cell phone they used to look up how the government is microchipping people haha. I remember the first time I heard the microchip conspiracy. It was back when they changed the tan m&m's to the blue ones. I had a buddy that said the new blue ones would have nanobots in them that would eventually connect together into the microchip if you ate enough of them 🤣🤣🤣 Total bullshit of course

[@ekdaufin1485]

Last guy the best! All good.

[@bigtimetorifan]

I don’t spread conspiracy theories, just spoiler alerts…

[@twobit4333]

The frogs turning gay isn’t even a conspiracy theory anymore and people love to bring it up

[@ashleytierneyprivat5647]

She did say it's what it USED to be like ;-)

[@JesgateOnDown]

Kyle Kinane .... & the Trader Joe's parking lot conspiracy 😁

[@dagnymactaggart7654]

Honestly I kinda agree

[@noelhutchins7366]

I think some people are confusing the definition of 'conspiracy' with 'Commercial-Marketing'.

[@diamondguardiola9275]

Ron Funches is funny.

[@qdabest7315]

the moon is cheese

[@qdabest7315]

I like the Luke dude 🤣

[@Beefinator5000]

The salty conspiracy theorist posts are exactly what I was looking for, thank you.

[@marcusorr7168]

So we're going to act like that moon joke was his and not a very popular meme ?

[@ciatagni1345]

First joke was stolen from a Tumblr post

[@kotabear6556]

Yeah pretty blatantly stolen. Sad comedy central would support it.

[@ZarnonElchris]

And when was this Tumblr post? Because that standup set originally aired in 2015.

[@paradoxlust]

Uncle Lazer looks different with a haircut doesn't he?

[@paradoxlust]

​@Topher Annicchiarico when was every tumblr post? 2006. But yeah, I'm afraid - stolen both times. It's a trope.

[@johntuel2375]

Pretty much every quote I have seen on the internet ever since the internet was created was stolen from somebody that actually said it live somewhere first. Nowadays most videos just copy eachother or use the same audio line over and over and have no creative talent whatsoever. It is currently the generation of the copycats. I'm more inclined to think somebody saw the comedian say it and then posted it on tumblr.

[@roninbeing8510]

the 'gay frogs' thing is very real

[@PhreeLark]

Did Obama do it though?

[@roninbeing8510]

@@PhreeLark is that the full joke tho

[@toybokz]

It’s half true the whole truth is actually worse the frogs weren’t “turning gay” they were mutating so that the females started growing penises and it is caused by a chemical called Atrazine which is also in our drinking water :)

[@ekdaufin1485]

Funny!

[@paradoxlust]

Jolly Roger Grifting at a distance hypothesis

[@johncommoncommon9671]

How big is the moons shadow in an Eclipse.CAST ON EARTH....no theory its a QUESTION. How wide the moons shadow

[@johncommoncommon9671]

Im being followed by a moons shadow moon shadow moon shadow

[@johncommoncommon9671]

If a vaccine was an oral pill..wtf. are you insisting..INVASIVE prick

[@taniagordon2589]

Yes yes.

[@raymondlin8728]

I want to believe...

[@minnesotaflats]

Yesterday’s conspiracy theorist is today’s reality analyst. How anyone of even mediocre intelligence could’ve lived thru the whole Covid psyop and still be using that tired, CIA-borne phrase, that alternative to critical thinking, is beyond me.

[@Hhenryarero]

Play your own game

[@dyan785]

Sara Schaefer I’m going to check her out that was on POIIIINT 😂

[@justinmas299]

Everyone trying to out a person trying from your couch suck swamp water and you know it☆☆

[@Mastablastaa704]

We will see who has the last laugh about all the vax jokes 👀😂😂. Hope your heart don’t give out randomly for no reason at all

[@MauriceGucci]

how are the cick-fil-a orders coming along?

[@brucehansen7949]

#1 profession who refused/quit/got fired for not taking it... nurses and doctors. Hmmm they prob are taking orders at chick fil a now thanks to the communist pos government Satanists

[@MauriceGucci]

@xRzeropoint79 damn, doctor brain damage here educating the masses

[@zuzupetals4794]

Yes, rubella and mumps can give you a heart attack..... Get a vaccine.

[@Mastablastaa704]

@@MauriceGucci lmao it’s Sunday bro obviously we are closed

[@chipsweaters]

Uhhh he basically turned known memes into jokes...

[@snoopypeanuts5364]

Not funny

[@lotuspocus76312]

The Trump situation was funny. Everybody hated him and then I came along sharing memes of him being a time traveler. The prediction of events in The Simpsons is just proof of time traveling. 🎯 They didnt know what to say about that. 🍿🫢

[@thegreatest273]

Ehhhh d list comedy