The BEER Tierlist ft.

[@wowmao]

What should we review next ⁉️ Server - discord.gg/wowmao

[@Fami_Salami]

instant noodles

[@sofiaenaj]

Opioids tier list please 🥰

[@incel9730]

Nic pouches

[@hilotakenaka]

nicotine patches

[@LuigiWP]

Hard Liquor tier list

[@Thomas-sg4iz]

Learning my dad drinks mid beer is a worse betrayal than him leaving me

[@DLCguy]

Makes the first part not as bad though, right?

[@bigzigtv706]

One day a kid asks his dad, hey can i try some of your beer dad? He said sure, but ill let you know it tastes like piss. And sure enough the kid sips it and spits it out saying it tastes like shit, then he asks his dad why doesnt he buy a better tasting beer. He then tells his son, I’m afraid I might like it.

[@hodoupmer]

my uncle who ripped off my entire family and then escaped to the USA only smokes Lucky Strikes, imagine my shock after turning 18 and smoking it to find out it's the most mid smokes out there.

[@jakel2837]

As an American, I can confirm that Lucky Strikes are one of the cheapest/worst cigarettes on the market. People smoke them because they're poor, too addicted to afford better cigs, or just have bad taste. Some people like them because you can smoke the whole thing in 30 seconds, and it feels like nothing. I'd argue that's just an example of the poor quality.​@hodoupmer

[@homuraakemi4559]

My Dad was an alcoholic all my life and he drank the the cheapest ice beer in Ontario. Good old Laker Ice. We were poor so it's excusable. I still drink it

[@J_Pawsadas-PTSDEnjoyer]

money is so low he had to get sponsored by the vietcong

[@luutanbao11]

Should've reviewed the rice wine too

[@СемёнМуратов-о4б]

Next time: Chips tier list sponsored by North Korea

[@lanboom9957]

Its fakin vietnamese independance day today

[@lumpenproletarier9584]

Based

[@Valentin_126]

​@@СемёнМуратов-о4б Next time: Ranking world leaders: sponsored by the CCP

[@Geopoldd]

I can’t remember any of this post corona

[@thano5408]

Very nice to know, Geopold

[@hilotakenaka]

Yeah I heard that was a side effect

[@nuherbleath461]

Where was the Carling?

[@J_Pawsadas-PTSDEnjoyer]

he is suffering the effects of long covid

[@In_Our_Timeline]

@@Geopoldd even at my Lois Iam still a family guy

[@bingbingchow]

thank you wow_mao for allowing me to delude myself into thinking that i'm not drinking alone

[@BiggestNightmareJim]

Cheers, Kino rocks

[@gackybass]

My dad is going senile and im out here gooning and watching two speds rate beer and ciggies

[@alanw1775]

Same.

[@d5rcy]

As soon as I tried to quit cigs, you made the cig tier list. As soon as I try and quit drinking, you make a beer tierlist. Hope the crack tierlist isn't up next 🤞

[@wowmao]

Great idea

[@ronkledonkanusmoncher564]

@@wowmaogrey market research pharmaceuticals from Alibaba tierlist when? Pussy if don’t.

[@lemonke3774]

The fact this only has one reply and it’s from the mao himself is ominous af

[@kinoirvoidjustice]

the third comment has been deployed

[@jimbob3712]

4th comment in action

[@realfishscience7842]

Whoever said theres no more good content on youtube was fucking lying dude its all right here

[@pockyzx5025]

crazy that one can pay his rent by drinking shit ton of beer with classical music, crazy capitalistic world we live in

[@waylingtons]

“Rent” 😂

[@Real7419]

Crazy Chud world indeed

[@hubertino855]

He's providing PEAK eantertainment🤤

[@Real7419]

Crazy Chud world we live in

[@HelloHello8D]

Makes me love capitalism even more ngl

[@moritzkohl4126]

No czech, no german beer. You guys know how to trigger us

[@tvsty5830]

ikr, putting the american pisswater instead of actual budweiser budvar on here is insane

[@deutschermichel5807]

​@@Laszlo5897Bruh I was in Belgium and they sell cherry juice as beer wtf

[@cacamilis8477]

@@deutschermichel5807 It's 6% cherry juice and its fucking bomb tho

[@bamgbose3309]

​@@cacamilis8477but it doesn't fulfill the Reinheitsgebot

[@hyrize3797]

Thought exactly the same

[@Game-o-Thek]

The darker it gets the more this video looks like it is sourced from live leak.

[@goinggodmode9463]

I have been straight edge all my life until a year ago. Mentioning Wowmao as one of the reasons I started smoking and drinking at the AA meeting was probably the lowest part of my life.

[@fucksakese]

class

[@vrrooooommmm123]

hell yeah

[@bbgamegodpnw]

But you were objectively better than the rest

[@Acephale1312]

Ngl that’s so cool

[@ryanhernandez8324]

What a single Pellegrino does to a man

[@RandomlyGeneratedUsername]

These dudes are so short they only bought bottom shelf.

[@LoyalisterMcUlster]

They probably are all on the dole

[@LoyalisterMcUlster]

"Buying cans with my DLA scams" - me, right now

[@conlangknow8787]

Problems with being the tallest Filipino:

[@saltysalt7627]

Tallest Philippino

[@СемёнМуратов-о4б]

Bro i nearly died laughing 🤣💀

[@LazarusWilhelm]

There was already beer in the glasses so cross contamination

[@ronkledonkanusmoncher564]

I guess they need to drink more beer

[@wilsonh.7498]

For those looking for the music, It's "Scarzzy - Radiohead Flip EIIRP".

[@jonasg.6328]

This comment gotta be pinned or sth.

[@gxrsky]

i'm only 8 but i already watch every wow_mao's video, it's friday evening I was getting ready to get piss drunk for the first time in my life, but didn't know where to start thx for sharing the knowledge, wowmao!!

[@Hammerdrums]

It’s so cool that your parents made your KZbin channel for you 14 years ago so you’d have a channel matured and ready for your use 🤩

[@yeahokbuddy2510]

I’m happy that my attention span is paying for this young woman’s rent

[@LuigiWP]

Shoutout to The National Liberation Front of South Vietnam

[@luutanbao11]

Right on independence day too

[@benfennell6842]

Big up the Pa thēt Lāo, free up my boys in the Việt Minh, if you don't fw us expect them man from Đặc công in your ends at 3AM, ya dun know.

[@grandmasgopnik9642]

@@benfennell6842we smoking up the real shit and icing our beer fr fr 💯

[@benfennell6842]

@@33up24 the NLF won in the end? Are you good bro? Did you hurt your head? Are you living in the dark timeline where vietnam is a US puppet state?

[@theskykeeper8476]

​@@33up24tf you mean they won

[@thooterhooter]

REHAB IS FOR QUITTERS🗣🗣🗣

[@franklinshepardinc]

not your 4th time, it isnt

[@thepotato898]

FR FR🗣🗣🔥🔥

[@zenkoz3158]

Addict? I think you'll find I'm a coneusuir in the fine arts of value beer tasting. Finding the exquisite flavors in a keystone lite isn't a talent many people have.

[@adrensamoth4337]

@@franklinshepardincBy your fourth you just assume God’s your fuckin guy and start reaching for the ninth.

[@juanfilipwinifred]

QUITTERS NEVER WIN

[@Pep_Pit]

Watching this f*dking drunk was the best idea I had this monday morning

[@rileyrominger8053]

I’m American, I think if I caught one of my buddies drinking Budweiser I’d just walk right back out the way I came

[@ps3nickolia12]

There's a reason why the craft beer scene blew up in the states.... because our mass produced light beers are absolute garbage

[@viscountrainbows2857]

I had a brief Budweiser phase. Goddamn those make you gassy. And out of a can it tastes like the aluminum it came from

[@daniel1847-s8p]

you are pregnant with wisdom

[@LievMarkovich]

The fact that not one cigarette was smoked with all this beer is an atrocity

[@EllisHudsonn]

2 cig per one beer is a good ratio

[@oggilein1]

they smoked them all in their cigarette review

[@Cisc-gl1nz]

@@EllisHudsonnMost realest thing ever.

[@eges72]

I drink beer the traditional Hittite way. With bread. Who needs tobacco when you have bread? It created civilization in the first place ya know🤷‍♂️

[@SpookyMySharpie]

​@@eges72agriculture is cringe

[@The_Konstante]

Hard Liqueur Tier List

[@cpikl2003]

The national hard liquor of every country, tequila for mexico, vodka for russia, rakı for turkey, everclear for the US etc.

[@laserdiscisawesome1263]

@@cpikl2003nah Bourbon would be better for the US

[@kloakekloaker1020]

​@@cpikl2003slivovitz for serbia, ouzo for greece, herb liqueur for germany, calva for france...

[@domingoiocco8183]

Ehhh, lot of sucky hard licor out there, maybe mix it up with more mediterranean stuff like ciders, brandy, lemoncello.

[@kloakekloaker1020]

@@domingoiocco8183 lemoncello is so ass it tastes like candy.

[@necro3788]

No Bavarian Beer. I am not angry. Nor sad. Just disappointed. Thank you for your sacrifice nonetheless.

[@necro3788]

@@Laszlo5897Na klar, ist aber nich meins

[@philippsperber4931]

Hätte kein pils sein müssen ein gutes Weizen hätte es auch getan 🥲​@@Laszlo5897

[@egor.smirnov]

This video has some insane 2015-2016 vlogging style, i like it

[@LovecraftsCat-m9w]

bone-chilling, spine-tingling, genre defining kino at the end there i must admit lad.

[@exterminatethevatican]

Nice tf2 reference.

[@Jean-wu2ns]

Indeed, a slow burn, genre defining, spine tingling masterpiece. A gem, if you will.

[@Jean-wu2ns]

​@@exterminatethevaticancoal

[@sillylittlemonkey7130]

agarthan vantawhite gemerald

[@creature2479]

​@@Jean-wu2nsThis video is a true gemerald

[@bird2881]

tier list condoms

[@Kaz-sg1ih]

flavors? ...

[@silaskrome1648]

@@Kaz-sg1ih nope

[@Rynz-qk1cs]

Durex tier s

[@503PM9]

Perfect idea

[@wake_up_this_is_hell]

i think they might have done that in private .w.

[@louija3625]

1:30 Geopold pours worst pint in UK, ASKED TO LEAVE BIRMINGHAM

[@jacquesdeburgo2878]

He continues to pour like shit too the rest of the video lol

[@bungersinyourarea]

Good on him for getting out

[@juanfilipwinifred]

Asked to remain in Birmingham for eternity

[@laowhy86]

we're truly blessed

[@BirdEgg123]

I watched your content when you were chinaboo. Stopped when it became anti-china. Got my dose of propaganda only in 1 direction 😎

[@adnausi]

@@BirdEgg123real brother. the guy spreads hate he’s a hater

[@Apdoxd]

Is the government paying good for all these videos

[@Glacier7474]

Yooo its the "My chinese wife" youtube yellow fetish guy LMFAO. Hope your half asian child doesn't grow up hating his asian side.

[@renanlima1179]

> Putting Heineken in S tier after saying Bud tastes like piss.

[@jonathanprins5924]

American spotted

[@cgefkens4065]

This is the truth Heineken is superior

[@deutschermichel5807]

Heineken is literal piss

[@ДимаВеселов-в8и]

​@@cgefkens4065 superior to Budweiser-maybe. Superior in general? Fug no, it's one of the worst beers to ever exist

[@ebanosullivan771]

@@deutschermichel5807 heineken made in holland is far better than other heineken

[@commie_catboy]

Fat and stupid is just bonus. If you drink enough beers you have so much fun. It's like the debt isn't even there

[@kaviarnonsmoker]

why is wow_mao acting way drunker than Swedish wow_mao lol

[@ldelgg]

The red man is not ok.

[@eyeblech2001]

wdym he's fine af

[@jwrthnyrtwenjertyjhntyrwjm]

An arcteryx junkie and an evil pikmin rating beers. Hell yeah

[@dozy382]

The breakbeat sample over Everything in its Right Place was actually amazing

[@kromkindkaroo]

Geopold looks like if Jesse Pinkman and Walter White had a baby in Birmingham

[@juanfilipwinifred]

To me he looks like if Aphex twin and Remi from ratatouille had a child

[@larchx]

the red man is not ok

[@wulfske]

28:25 the classic look to your boy to see if he’ll bow out first so that you don’t have to, followed by the despondent resignation to your fate

[@LoyalisterMcUlster]

As was

[@hollin220]

American here who works with Mexicans and formerly had a girlfriend from Galicia, Spain…. The two different Spanish accents was fucking hilarious. Corona is from Mexico btw… definitely needs the lime. Cheers fellas 🍻 Also Stella is considered a somewhat fancy beer where I live…. The domestic violence jokes were a surprise but I cant wait to tell my fancy friends about that stereotype

[@TheUltimateBlitz1]

Wowmao out here drinking like an Oblivion NPC

[@Streetpissa]

Oblivion mentioned 10/10 comment

[@UziIdiot]

How was he rating them when the beer barely touched the sides of his mouth?

[@d0b13L37]

Geopold becoming british Jesse Pinkamn a bit more with every colab with wowmao

[@EpreTroll]

asda liquor isle tier list

[@ProbablyCipher]

@@EpreTroll finding out epretroll is a wow underscore mao connoiseur is something i was not expecting today. incredible

[@lewiswhatley687]

Loving the Twin Peaks soundtrack. Really adds to the mise-en-scene of the dirty pint scene (I don't know what that means)

[@frippster]

@@user-uz4vr7to8c average wow_mao fan

[@rowanyuh6326]

The bottled coronas are 10x better than the cans for some reason

[@aminsabatay8091]

The flavor man flavor

[@DrKyugo]

As a german this is so painful to watch

[@gigstar3194]

I got the keys ready

[@owlroseproductions8876]

Shouting "Españaaaaa" with a senyera on your heart and another on your neck is fucking crazy

[@ryanhernandez8324]

Evil wow_mao: "Cataloooonia"

[@edgarvele1875]

Cataluña is España 💪💪💪💪 never something wrong with saying it

[@saulgoodman292]

Wowmao is a francoist

[@joshuabruce9599]

I never thought I could get so much enjoyment from watching a Brummie and a Fillipino (I think) embark on a death march towards a horrific hangover but, evidently, I was wrong.

[@bjoe385]

These collabs always look like the first news broadcast from a revolutionary government.

[@4verage_dud3]

Shout out to The National Liberation Front of South Vietnam(Vietcong if you're from the US), btw it is Vietnam's independent day. Maybe it's an easter egg

[@SuhbanIo]

idk

[@mikebond3210]

Hahaha nice facts

[@LiteralSwan]

we're still waiting for the fentanyl tier list

[@theitaliangame8240]

These are the worst possible fucking takes one can have on beer. 10/10 video

[@franlovelsimic8421]

Best comment.

[@Sweeeber]

Bro this and the cigarette tier list were hilarious😂 keep this shit up man

[@williamnother8066]

Thank you Travis

[@giyuken7216]

We have cold ones at home:

[@hesitant1757]

The Cold Ones:

[@bgggsht]

The Old Ones 👴🏻👴

[@thesourceofthenile]

Travis isn't even human. Dude drank the mega pint like it was nothing and still gave it an A.

[@SamiAbbasRainbowBros]

This and the cigarette tier list is so entertaining

[@Ayr-me7vb]

28:30 Laura palmer theme while geopold dies is a great choice

[@PlebCentre]

Heiney in S tier is nuts I don't think I've ever met an Australian who drinks fosters. Peroni is C tier in Italy because holy shit you can't find any other beer there. Guiness being below Heiney and Peroni is heresy Bro has never had a tripple IPA.

[@mustafahasanoztas7219]

I've never seen these guys before. I first got recommended their cigarette tier list video and now this. KZbin algorithm is finally working properly.

[@4u_lightningwolf]

this is the opposite of the cigarette tierlist. As they went on, they liked the beers more

[@gregoriocalderoni6392]

such is the beer experience

[@bigdswinger]

Tis inevitable

[@mynahmesjeff5285]

Gas station wine tier list

[@rdrrr]

Mad Dog 20/20 supremacy

[@meatballman137]

Commenting, liking, and subscribing so the lads can pay off their bookie debt, love the vids yall, keep it up bois!

[@huriken8899]

Feels criminal to see no german Beer in a Beer Test

[@seymourhundos7986]

No Holsten pills annoyed me

[@uselessfilms]

romanian uncle grindset:

[@oculttheexegaming2509]

Nah, the average Romanian uncle would probably settle for our piss waters (best case scenario something like Ciuc, worst case scenario any beer sold in a plastic bottle). Meanwhile, my uncle is into scotch and whiskey.

[@hive4871]

⁠@@oculttheexegaming2509ngl any romanian beer shits on all exported beer

[@9wowable]

for context most of these beers are made in the UK and not the original European/Mexican beers. and yes they are so much worse than the real ones.

[@lambda653]

Still better than american beer

[@dekkeroid2962]

thanks

[@thor1829]

​@@lambda653 if you mean NA, then yes, beer from the US and Canada sucks monkey nuts

[@WordoftheElderGods]

Go home grandpa

[@domingoiocco8183]

​@@lambda653merican beer can go die in a hole

[@aronvincze9982]

that's the red angry bird wtf

[@Hammerdrums]

As a Aussie, watching you too drink Fosters makes my skin crawl, for anyone confused, NO AUSSIE HAS EVER EVEN SEEN A FOSTERS CAN

[@richardooo7884]

They drank more beer in a day then me drinking water in a day😂

[@gdaymate2410]

i trust these guys for no reason

[@beantaz3862]

Just rinse the glass with the garden hose

[@AJ-zu7ct]

God has an answer for everything

[@JimRizzler]

The red man is not ok!

[@sebaskiro]

the part where you did spanish accents was so funny, very accurate lol

[@Cairo_666]

bro got the temu dragon chain on

[@grandma650]

Never has a video filled me with such raw rage before and I’m only 10 minutes in

[@bteeboy]

S tier video. Really committed

[@nobsterious]

9:05 mf looking like angry birds

[@elmanco6885]

Geopold really has that angloid subhuman look

[@fathertedczynski]

How could you possibly do this tier list without the King of all lagers: Carling

[@wizzzer1337]

Red Horse beer + crazy Filipino uncle= good times or he kills you.

[@juliennekh]

You will accumulate debt and make a beer tierlist before you live in my loft and let me take care of you

[@vrrooooommmm123]

mentally ill wowmao fan before gta6

[@francomasiniofficial]

soon you will swell with my child and be kept barefoot in my house

[@Ramennoodles-wu8ib]

The red man is not okay

[@Johnny-vi8dg]

As an avid drinker of Czech Budweiser and piss. I can confirm American Budweiser tastes like piss.

[@ARSLENE]

That's my favorite video from this channel so far.

[@toms_time_boxes]

after carlsberg wow_mao looks like a toddler with a toy with every beer he holds in his hands.

[@kingofspine4936]

Laura Palmer didnt die for this shit

[@what-br1ub]

Can you make an ethnicity tier list next

[@jonirischx8925]

🗿

[@babadulek]

When are you going to explore Geopolds body

[@hectorflores-dy8ec]

Good content , I f$&k with the vibe gives me og KZbin vibes need more 🙏🏽

[@hurricanemeridian8712]

Bro did not let the Guinness settle, fucking wild

[@nuherbleath461]

There better be some Chinese booze from the back of a brummy takeaway

[@phalanx9005]

no tsingtao, why live

[@ThatGuyWayOverThere]

@@phalanx9005 tsingtao smells like shit.

[@komariniyurozhay]

Not as much as you do​@@ThatGuyWayOverThere

[@domingoiocco8183]

​@@ThatGuyWayOverTheresay what you may, it's nice.

[@amjadRam]

urine actually. someone actually once pissed in their wheat supply​@@ThatGuyWayOverThere

[@diegochaparro2398]

I really hope wow_mao can give us more beatiful spanish lessons.

[@boomer310]

Mao…. I’m coming for you…….

[@ronkledonkanusmoncher564]

Hahahaha ab hah gaey

[@Clip_Sledge]

Mao is a soldier for going for the second sip of the final pint before Leo did

[@Anonymous-gw1vd]

The "EHHHHH.... CERVEZA" gets me every damn time

[@compatriot852]

Glad to see Wow_mao share the knowledge he uncovered during his pilgrimage from Finland to Lithuania

[@OkayGrimmy]

Putting Heineken pisswater in S tier is an actual crime

[@jesus360noscope5]

thank god, there are some real guys saying real things

[@kingjulienlegrand5314]

Too real

[@zeebboo4517]

facts... and carlsburg B?!?

[@extrememetalunderground]

not even the best dutch beer

[@MattyPraps1234]

​@@extrememetalunderground Leeuw is the goat

[@sthpkat7905]

This is what that unenployed friend do in thuesday.

[@Dontlistentomesilly]

Goddamn these vids feel like I’m hanging with friends i fuckin love it

[@Subprime291]

Daddy never had big man talk with me so this is helpful