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[@itsaoifexo2772]

"Zoella quits KZbin to explore cows" "PointlessBlog quits KZbin to farm courgettes" 😂😂

[@Ajhobb]

Omg I just pissed my self laughing

[@notashleyjade]

😂😂😂😂 omg I love this so much!!

[@Jharrisimages]

+ItsRachel xo Cows and Courgettes, by Zalfie Farms

[@gabbyguzman4378]

😂😂😂😂

[@kindakatri]

courgette

[@thedeafandconfused]

The Linguistics talk makes me happy. Humans have a Universal Grammar(UG) which is the language faculty in our brain. When we are born, we're able to make every possible sound in the world, but our environment causes us to lose most sounds and focus only on the language/noises we're exposed to. Cows and other animals do not have a UG and their vocal folds are limited to only the sounds they're biologically able to produce. Hope that helps! Love from Montreal!

[@sweets7737]

Finally someone that actually has a scientific explanation

[@lornamurray9198]

omg that's so interesting!!! thanks!!!

[@kiaravalko525]

Awesome!

[@thedeafandconfused]

+Jade Shinymist exactly! The Wild Children adapt to their environment and communicate in any means they are shown or they hear

[@jadeshinymist1639]

thedeafandconfused Wow, thats incredible!

[@amberdevleesschauwer6387]

Am I the only one who thought it was hilarious at 19:00 when Alfie said "You're gonna say something stupid" when there was a box with the word stupid next to Jim's head? 😂

[@phangirl2479]

Thats what I were thinking

[@tahliazerbst3209]

Zoey:or I like this bit Alphie:runs away smiling Zoey:COME HERE Lol😂😂😂

[@kirstylich1818]

Ahaha a

[@abigalemclachlan3860]

Wow your such a fan... you can't even spell their names right

[@tahliazerbst3209]

+Abigale Mclachlan im sorry that i spelt their names wrong that you have to hate me for it😟

[@abigalemclachlan3860]

It's okay your probably a younge fan because nobody spells alfie like that so it's okay xx

[@Martine900pus]

+Abigale McLachlan "your" probably a "younge" fan aswell, cuz it's spelled you're and young smartass

[@carolynwickstrand7189]

Did anybody notice when Alfie said stupid, there was a box that said stupid. Lol

[@hannahlewis1961]

Omg yessssss, i thought I was the only one 😂

[@erinmyers2213]

Ywsss

[@alexachambers2650]

I did too lol

[@evebradley4325]

Yes I've just commented that without looking at the comments!! LOL

[@marcoandrade2061]

It's a game called drunk stoned or stupid I think 😂

[@MayaDacre]

Imagine how many views Zoella's and Alfie's wedding video would have :,)

[@amaude]

that would bloooow upppppppp

[@samia9270]

About 26 mil

[@amaude]

Princess Purple try 260 million

[@ameliafield7990]

They wouldn't post it tho because it's quite private

[@amaude]

Amelia Field very true

[@bronte2357]

Do you ever wake up in the morning thinking "I feel like watching something Pointless"? 😉💕

[@annaelk723]

+Bronte Haughton yep

[@danvaughan5359]

+DanahBlackwoodGames same.

[@artgirl67]

Zucchini. Just to be different. *LOL*

[@lizzyloveday9233]

Aussie Aussie aussie

[@techbysteff4829]

+Spyro Gaming pasta

[@heyitssaffronj7200]

AUBERGINE # ripsquid

[@sanjanadeepak1581]

Oats helthyyyy

[@claudiarose9055]

I though Zoe's sticky toffee pudding was steak 😂😂

[@katiecharlesworth7031]

Same😂

[@claudia-roseburt4820]

My names Claudia rose too wth 😂😂💘

[@evilpuffcat]

Same

[@emmacarter2733]

Omg, same

[@gabrieledibartolo753]

sameeee ahahah

[@bellastar5477]

Omg Alfie did you see the news Zoella has quit yourube to explore cows x 😂 lysm xxx

[@benjones8795]

Ha!

[@pheobe1336]

Aha!

[@elliemayne8450]

no she hasn't

[@graceholly5417]

+Ellie Mayne watch the video...

[@Emily-vr8zr]

+Ellie Mayne she's being sarcastic 😐😂

[@CHIkKAwowWOW]

Alfie I study linguistics and to answer your question, animals don't have "language". They have basic communication but it's not classified as language so they don't do niche things like imitating. Birds imitate because it's part of their hunting/mating instincts but others don't because there is no basic need for imitation

[@CHIkKAwowWOW]

Also our vocal tracts are much different because we are upright which allows us to have evolved for complex language

[@catoconnor7190]

+Kate Ryan so they can, but don't do it because it's not necessary?

[@sophiegmartin]

Every week on one of your vlogs you should make like something called pointless questions or something were you ask us a question you've always wanted to know and we comment or tweet it to you!!

[@sophiegmartin]

Just a random idea

[@mattlloyd104]

I started talking to cows I just messaged my ex girlfriend

[@eviepops341]

I laughed really hard at that and woke up my parents

[@adi4life576]

Omg lmao

[@krysevans6036]

+Matt Lloyd :3 LOL #dyinggg...why did i laugh so hard at this xD

[@sgdoyle1883]

+Matt Lloyd matt my man

[@shindlexo5019]

I laughed so hard at this😂

[@ivatofa2594]

I can't think of anything to comment, so here's a cinnamon roll recipe: Ingredients For the Dough: 1 cup whole milk one 1/4-ounce packet active dry yeast (2 1/2 teaspoons) 1/4 cup plus 1/4 teaspoon granulated sugar 4 tablespoons unsalted butter, melted, plus more for the bowl 1 large egg yolk 1 1/2 teaspoons vanilla extract 2 3/4 cups all-purpose flour, plus more if needed 3/4 teaspoon salt 1/2 teaspoon freshly grated nutmeg For the Filling: All-purpose flour, for dusting 12 tablespoons unsalted butter, softened, plus more for the pan 1/2 cup granulated sugar 3 tablespoons ground cinnamon For the Glaze: 2 cups confectioners' sugar 1/3 cup heavy cream 4 tablespoons unsalted butter, melted Directions Make the dough: Warm the milk in a medium saucepan over low heat until it reaches about 100. Remove from the heat and sprinkle in the yeast and 1/4 teaspoon sugar (don't stir). Set aside until foamy, 5 minutes. Whisk in the melted butter, egg yolk and vanilla. Whisk the flour, the remaining 1/4 cup sugar, the salt and nutmeg in the bowl of a stand mixer. Make a well in the center and pour in the yeast mixture. Mix on low speed with the dough hook until thick and slightly sticky. Knead on medium speed until the dough gathers around the hook, 6 minutes. (Add up to 2 more tablespoons flour if necessary.) Remove the dough and shape into a ball. Butter the mixer bowl and return the dough to the bowl, turning to coat with butter. Cover with plastic wrap and let rise until doubled, 1 hour 15 minutes. Roll out the dough, fill and cut into buns (see instructions below). Butter a 9-by-13-inch baking pan; place the buns cut-side down in the pan, leaving space between each. Cover with plastic wrap and let rise until doubled, 40 minutes. Preheat the oven to 325. Bake the buns until golden brown, about 35 minutes. Cool in the pan 15 minutes. Meanwhile, make the glaze: Sift the confectioners' sugar into a bowl, then whisk in the cream and melted butter. Transfer the buns to a rack and spoon the glaze on top while still warm. How to Form Cinnamon Buns 1. On a lightly floured surface, roll the dough into a 12-by-14-inch rectangle with the longer side facing you. 2. Spread with the softened butter, leaving a 1/2-inch border on the far long edge. Mix the sugar and cinnamon; sprinkle over the butter. 3. Brush the unbuttered far edge with water. Roll the dough away from you into a tight cylinder and press on the long edge to seal. 4. Cut the cylinder with a sharp knife to make 6 equal-size buns.....

[@kennedyanne5120]

Well now I know what I'm having for dinner

[@andrezavala7398]

I thought it was a joke, then I clicked on "read more" 😂😂😂😂

[@ivatofa2594]

Kennedy Anne you're welcome

[@ivatofa2594]

Andre Zavala I don't joke

[@imurdaanopp]

thx m8

[@xxmelxx523]

Did anyone else hear the noise alfie made whilst touching Zoe's side like at 11:36

[@SomeVersionOfMe]

Lol I totally noticed that! 😏

[@3elise335]

Courgette

[@lucyb8670]

COURGETTE SQUAD PUT YO HANDS UP!!

[@katiebird426]

🙋🏽

[@livjames9258]

🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋

[@leahallen2007]

🙋🏽

[@palmigumunds8932]

plez.. stahp...

[@delilahblossomclerehugh1101]

✋✋

[@amandalawrence9648]

There you go Alfie, you have over 10,000 courgettes to farm already. Good luck 💚😱😂😂

[@amandalawrence9648]

21:30 or something like that. 💕💕😂😂

[@cristinaxelena8111]

courgette yes

[@olivialawrence7827]

Got the same nane👍💪

[@olivialawrence7827]

Name*

[@jameschurcher8945]

+Olivia Lawrence wat does that mean

[@martyduncan27]

I loved it when Alfie said to Jim you are going to say something stupid and on a box it says stupid

[@anyamarree6929]

my best friend lives on a dairy farm a DM she talks to cows all the time 😂😂

[@anyamarree6929]

and*

[@maeroblestv]

maybe courgette will be our always

[@lexiegomez3848]

Best comment ever 😂

[@EllieCD]

AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

[@jade742]

+Mae Robles yessss!

[@upsidedown9924]

#TFIOC the fault in our Courgette

[@tiannahorbury487]

+Angie Cope 😂😂😂

[@amymcalister2002]

Who heard Tanya going yes cabbage

[@eveharkins2326]

Me!!

[@nicolebarker4640]

When. ?? .

[@clarissevignols5526]

+Nicole barker 5:42 ^^

[@akil]

+AMY McAlister omigod CABBAGE

[@phoebe393]

Its not courgette anymore. Its cabbage

[@ellasanders3693]

Me:/Talks to cow\ Person:/walks up\ Person: why are you talk to a cow? Me: Because a person on the Internet said that if you start talking to cows they'll be able to speak Person:/Slowly walks away\

[@JLSMonroe]

What did Jim say? and courgette haha😂 luv ya Alfie xx

[@floralsprinkles5540]

When Alfie said to Jim " your gonna say something stupid" as soon as he said stupid I saw the white box under there table which says stupid 😂

[@floralsprinkles5540]

Love how I notice those little things

[@rosalinda4able]

I actually did the same thing 😂🙄

[@katebailiff2667]

OMG SAME!!!

[@imogenhawker9394]

Haha same lol😂😂

[@laurak8469]

About to say that 😂

[@ellab1]

when Alfie told everyone to talk to cows I actually peed myself 😂😂😂

[@ellab1]

courgette

[@jennajethwa6950]

😂😂😂

[@matildah3714]

+Ella Meekley courgette

[@theevertonman2018]

That is the least funny thing I've ever heard

[@ellabella4040]

+Ella Meekley that is really not funny

[@OliverFidler]

Hi Alfie!! Love your videos 💙 I am absolutely in love with the medium sized sweatshirts (they're my favourite) and I think the black iPhone 5 case is so cool I actually really want it all I think you've done such a great job and it's been great to watch your channels grow with you as a person 💚🎬

[@jordynmaya8733]

jim looks so good in this video

[@daniiel]

ZALFIE IS THE CUTEST COUPLE ON KZbin. love them so much :D

[@ashleybrownn473]

+Daniel Mezquita totes adorbs

[@vashipitack2769]

yass omggg

[@rune4136]

No. You. Literally. Comment. On. Every. Video. I. Watch. 😱😱😱😱

[@zahra-lw3yu]

Dammm Daniel

[@annaburn6239]

+Daniel Mezquita u r soooooooooo right

[@sorrelallen4061]

My heart aches watching Zalfie 😫😂💕

[@sorrelallen4061]

COURGETTE

[@BeckyLeslie]

Same

[@maddymoir4670]

And janya

[@cassmaraj8552]

Y?

[@aaronfoley9277]

Hey guys, Irish guy here! 🍀 Check out my channel and help me reach my goals?! 🎥☺️ Thanks alot 💙

[@Olivia-wr5op]

COURGETTE COURGETTE COURGETTE COURGETTE COURGETTE COURGETTE

[@AlfieDeyes]

WRESTLING MY GIRLFRIEND

[@cookiemonster6544]

Omg first like 💟

[@oliviasullivan43]

Alfie YOU GUYS ARE RELATIONSHIP GOALS

[@niamhwhite12]

Hi Alfie your my insperationxxx

[@oliviasullivan43]

Alfie YOU GUYS ARE RELATIONSHIP GOALS

[@rhiannonx5097]

#zalfiegoals

[@iAmBaconn]

who else is watching from the UK??

[@JKTOYS]

Us!

[@iAmBaconn]

+GIBSONVLOGS oh!

[@unicornyeay764]

Me

[@floralemily6602]

Me

[@phoebej2002]

+Bacon me Essex all the way

[@jodiebroughton9934]

Love it when you guys get together 💛

[@misskieraxx4015]

Your gonna say something stupid then faces towards a box saying stupid ahah

[@misskieraxx4015]

18:40-19

[@madysonitwari3279]

Yeah just noticed that hahahah😎🤓😐

[@Alex-qe7ob]

Kiera Boom I saw that 😂

[@nr.1mostawkwardhumanbeingo248]

I don't mean to be rude, but you people in the comment section need to stop overdoing the "courgette" thing. it was funny at first, but now it's just annoying ..

[@TheChristina99586]

I agree

[@katie4951]

Yep I agree too

[@evilpuffcat]

+Elo elo Elo I agree

[@GumdropGamerxx]

Agreed

[@g_biddulph2457]

+VidsWithBecca Haha

[@cesscasayle9163]

I predict courgette merch.....

[@imurdaanopp]

same like oli did with cactus

[@user-qm5yu8jo8i]

WHO TF WAS THE HOTTIE IN THE RESTAURANT AT 7:37 HOLY SHIT IM LOVING IT

[@zahraaiqbal5851]

did anyone notice that when Alfie said that Jim was going to say something 'stupid' there was a box under the table that had the word 'stupid' written on it LOL

[@xxlydia.w7072]

+Zahraa Iqbal yes i did lol!

[@annaheslxnga]

#Zalfie is the cutest couple on KZbin💗

[@kirstymcarthur46]

And Tanya and Jim x

[@neveconti7966]

+Kirsty Mcarthur #janya

[@karenxx1604]

#Zalfie

[@emmaw5432]

+Anna Tomlinson #zalfie and #janya are the cutest coples on youtube

[@alishainkpen1729]

totally agree with u there

[@NoasTriip]

You're so nice to animals, it's great to watch :D

[@NoasTriip]

+Noa love all the way from PORTUGAL

[@liashani9919]

yeah he eats them

[@leowestgard2816]

+Lia Shani 😂

[@sarahclark1844]

But he eats them...

[@beritmariaengstad7676]

😁

[@amelinecole4242]

I really want to see Tan and Jims wedding video! It looked amazing. I love you alfie xx

[@mathildehaslvjensen320]

I love how Alfie did the same thing with the treats as Mark, when he opened them for the first time!

[@beehughes6796]

This is so much better than doing homework 😂😂

[@beehughes6796]

Ah this is funny !!

[@klarasvendsen3137]

+BEE Hughes The Struggles!!!

[@karenxx1604]

Agree

[@saskiyahhhv]

Yh... Rather than revising for AS Levels!!

[@rainbowunicorn8968]

I agree, I hawn't doney homebork jet

[@bea6481]

but seriously, let's go comment courgette under ANY kind of video.. like pottery vids or knitting tutorials

[@shey8984]

No dont do that :( its annoying and it makes the PointlessGang look immature.

[@emmaw5432]

+Bea thxx for the amazing idea I'm going to do that

[@TheBeautyqueen57]

It's all ready being done I watched a makeup tutorial and some commented courgette squad where you at 😂😂

[@heyitsfernnn]

+Cheyenne Vallette well the majority of his fans are 12

[@summerbaby5983]

YES!!

[@MusicallyKarola]

First of all, I love how serious they are about the whole animal not being able to speak thing, because relatable. Me and my friends take random topics way too seriously too, and discuss them for ages, haha. But to be completely honest, I think all different animals and humans all speak the same language, just in different ways, and its been made this way to make it harder for us but for someone to one day realise, by faith, that we are all one on this earth and we should work together, not against each other. Different races and ethnicities in humans, are like different types of animals, we all kind of belong to the same species, we're just different, but still one. x

[@TheBerrylicious95]

The discussion at the end 😂

[@trishvish7951]

Alfie: You're probably gonna say something stupid. Jim: Gives a damn good answer😂💕

[@bamy2741]

you know you're early when the thumbnail hasn't loaded and it still says 1 view 😂😂

[@bamy2741]

anyone else super early?? 😝

[@keirarichardson1806]

Yess 😂

[@Victoria-zf4or]

Yep😂

[@lucywalker8061]

Bamy I love your videos❤️❤️

[@IsabellaPipe]

+Bamy yasss

[@celiavanderwalt2449]

The treats !! 😂😂😂😂 where's Mark now 😂

[@celestescorner5372]

"Oh my god cabbage!" - Tanya Burr

[@amymelissahughes4278]

Hahahah

[@klou4997]

Zalfie should do a collab with jaffron 👌🏻

[@emilyh2604]

no

[@emilyallen1699]

yes

[@jazzy3843]

Whos jaffron

[@elliegreenxx4344]

+JazzaBella Jake mittchell and his girlfriend Safferon

[@user-zn6yp3md6k]

Ew no

[@emilierapportmunro7595]

Animals don't make other animal noises because they're not clever enough 😂 and they don't have developed enough vocal chords. there are some exceptions eg the lyre bird

[@emilierapportmunro7595]

And they haven't got better vocal chords because they don't NEED them; they only need to make the noises connected to their life cycles. Jim is right on that count

[@horseloverlauren825]

+Emilie Rapport actually rabbits don't make a sound but they grunt growl scream and scramble every where. I have 10 rabbits trust me I know what the sounds they make. I have had 15 before.

[@5591lovebabyy]

+Lauren Ashworth my rabbit makes a kind of purring noise

[@katiecharlesworth7031]

Also humans are all one species. We can't speak tiger or giraffe so they can't speak cross specie either

[@sophielea8993]

Pigs squeal in pain whilst being slaughtered.

[@cinthyalechat8543]

Squad goals

[@josiegraham3772]

Yes Jim!! Joining the courgette squad 😂😂💚

[@jennamassey3162]

Who think there should be a ZALFIE proposal?!

[@samsharpe3976]

Yes. Same

[@shanaise8882]

MEEEEEEEE💍💍

[@hfequestrian4681]

Oh yesss

[@xxxSadiaRxxx]

+Jenna Massey Its kind of annoying when people comment on their videos about a proposal, let them be and try not to keep mentioning a proposal. I'm sure they will in their own time and when they are ready. Alfie is also still quite young so yeah, just try to be more considerate please :)

[@inkatesworld7935]

+Sadia Rehman Yeah I toatally agree with you on that one xx

[@RyanKrul44]

WHAT HAPPENED WITH THE BUBBLE?!

[@joliehunterrr6362]

IT POPPED

[@harrypullen7154]

Courgette.

[@DragoonXXL45]

Alfred Courgette Daves.

[@annadorrian8724]

courgette

[@lilliankofod2768]

+Andrew Ngo its Deyes not daves

[@KernowMaid1]

Hello Alife really like your videos, you make my laugh sometimes even though your only on a screen!

[@laurenmilford5946]

Tanya's sheep noise😂😂

[@sarahcramer1739]

When you're American and you have no idea what a courgette is

[@youtubereditz7498]

It's another word for zucchini x

[@alyssar9999]

Yup same😂

[@avitalzemel7062]

It's zucchini in French but most Brits call it courgette

[@AvaAnnaZ]

+Avital Zemel Courgette is actually a French word adopted by British English, zucchini is the Italian word :)

[@amaude]

equivalent to a zucchini I think😀

[@littledoll13]

alright. CAN. WE. just take a minute to rewind maybe i think a year ago or more idk but to the beginning of zo and alfies relationsjip, theyve grown so much.

[@shey8984]

Lol im pretty sure they said they just celebrated their 3rd anniversary together in a recent video.

[@taylors1102]

If i'm not mistaken they started dating in october 2012 😊

[@ForeverMayur]

+Swift Emily def not 2012 aha they met that year and started dating sometime in 2013

[@taylors1102]

+chickensarecool01 8th october 2012 to be exact i think 😂

[@riaaa6921]

We all found out on the 7th August 2013, which is also the day Troye came out to us

[@Therainbownomad_]

"That's right no one ever talks to cows" literally the weirdest sentence, Tanya you're so funny!

[@RK-ov4iq]

One of the best vlogs

[@rachaelbrambleby]

Alfie - "Who on earth has these batteries?!" You do Alfie, you do. 😂💋

[@Isabella-nr3hw]

Wait Zoella is your gf? Only sc fans will understand 😂😂😂

[@londongirllondon5927]

😂😂

[@emilymorris9676]

Macus

[@Isabella-nr3hw]

+Emily Morris mhm😂

[@madisongage469]

how didn't you know

[@eliyamair-behar8105]

+Madison Gage it's a joke

[@gracealana_5279]

This was hilarious 😂

[@amymcg6580]

I swear u can always make me smile xxxx

[@efrata7357]

Am I the only one who noticed the very attractive guy on the couch at 7:37

[@kaceyjara414]

Omg i did toooo😍😍😍😍

[@nikkelmitchell9158]

IMO, he wasn't that attractive.

[@briginkelleher1809]

Omg I was just about to comment this 😂

[@shrushton516]

Alfies right about Martha looking like the naughty penguin from Wallace and Gromit. Never noticed that 😂😂

[@shrushton516]

BTW, that dice game is called Shut the Box. My grandma and I play it all the time but a smaller version. 😊👍

[@milliemills9552]

Wasn't the best good morning😂😂😂💖💖lol! Usually it is long and loud!!😂😂hahah

[@lilyharris2047]

I just love youtuber Collabs. Xx

[@annaeventing2149]

and Zoe's poor guinea pigs locked up in that cage all day never go outside in a run! its so mean please let them go outside in a run, on the grass they would love it.

[@katiecharlesworth7031]

I think how they treat the Guinea pigs is perfectly fine☺️

[@zoesmith1755]

You don't know if they put the Guinea pigs on the grass, you see 20 minutes of the day. This time of year it's too cold for Guinea pigs to be outside anyway. I used to have a Guinea pig rescue centre so I do know what I'm talking about

[@justawinkling]

+Binkyingbunnies 🐇🐰 People don't let their dogs off lead for lots of reasons. E.g. I don't let my dog off in places where there might be other dogs because she's dog aggressive and has poor recall. It might be that Nala has poor recall and in a public space all dogs should be kept on leads unless you know for sure that they will come back to you when you need them to. Imagine if she ran up to a big dog on lead and it was aggressive, she'd last 2 seconds, so really they are being smart by buying her that long lead to allow her to run around

[@annaeventing2149]

Rae-Anne Elson i understand but you can train any dog and no matter what age, and one of the things people should train them is that, recall! I know the lead is huge but its not the same !! You see how she comes when they call her!? And Martha was allowed off so it wasn't 'all dogs on lead' area !

[@justawinkling]

Every public space is an all dogs on lead area unless you can call your dog back. And yes recall can be trained but some dogs don't always come back if they want to go and see another dog. I'm just saying that there are reasons why people don't let off their dogs, its not always being over protective.

[@ShaySummerville]

"likes the video before the video even starts cuz i know its going to be good"

[@rebeccamullis2821]

I would so love to see Jim and Tanya's wedding video

[@myf9368]

Lol Alfies laugh is a cackle

[@teonirobertson]

Tanya: 'Oh my god cabbage!' 😂💕

[@MrCddoggydog]

Your vlogs always make me feel happy!☺️

[@megsrini5013]

+charlotte davies thats true :)

[@orlakeating2054]

"what If the cow says hi first" "ITS A COW LUKE" wow I'm hilarious

[@luminarigaster]

this discussion reminds me of that time ashton (drummer in 5 seconds of summer) goes: "it's a COW, luke! it won't say HELLO to you!" or something like that 😂

[@LouisBeck31]

Who else wondered what happens IF Zalfie broke up!!!!😳

[@sophiereid4408]

The world would end

[@katiecharlesworth7031]

If they broke up I would drop my phone, run away from all society and become a hobo😕😂😂

[@gemmamaxwellgough]

+Katie Charlesworth (LizardLover7) same lol

[@saffron_bxo3142]

+Katie Charlesworth (LizardLover7) lmao I never want that to happen lol 😂😂😂

[@1Cineworld]

+Andy Beck I have.

[@NicolasStephensen]

COURGETTE! :D ALFIE I LOVE YOU. Greetings from Denmark ;)

[@lrkechristensen3482]

Danmark teamet!

[@NicolasStephensen]

Lærke Christensen Jeg elsker ham ;) Han er den bedste KZbinr i verden.

[@heatherbormann5506]

I'm from Denmark too!!!

[@oliviaaskew8480]

I love your videos and Zoellas you two are the best youtubers ever

[@millyleonard3082]

these 2 are goals🌹🌹

[@millyleonard3082]

+beachgrl sandy im just saying somthing nice and i dont want to come across mean or anything but i dont like it when somebody talks to me like that. i would appreciate it if you took your nasty comment back and never talk to me in that way!! 😕😣😣😐😐 (hope you know that im really upset woth this comment!)

[@emmacains2907]

+Mooseface 2804 cheer up!! I know how you feel!! You did nothing wrong, your comment was just your opinion, which was polite and kind, ignore anyone who tries to tell you wrong!xx

[@millyleonard3082]

+Emma Cains thank you !

[@bibbibib3991]

Alfie, you need to buy Marcus a cat! Don't forget :D

[@ligamihailisina8070]

Alfie! I would love if you could try Latvian candy! I think you would love them!

[@abbiecronin6949]

OMG CABBAGE - Tanya Burr 😂😂😂😂

[@erin1408]

Alfie told me to do it so... COURGETTE 😂😘😊

[@erin1408]

Courgette King

[@shazataza9290]

Im not actually going to properly spam everyone like not all the americans but lets do this

[@erin1408]

+ShazaTaza I'm actually English not American

[@cookiemonster6544]

Courgette? 😂😂

[@realiistkaa6912]

You're so positive! :D

[@catladykelly]

when the animal question sends you into an existential crisis...

[@mylittlesparklejumpropequeen]

I bet the new merchandise is a signed courgette 😂😂😂

[@RosieDee-bj7pt]

I want Alfie to do Tanya's makeup and Jim to do Zoe's makeup

[@emmadickson9881]

Yesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyessssssssss

[@kxmthxnh607]

No, you're called PointlessCourgette😂

[@Lissy255]

when you were in stanmer park i could just see my old uni in the background :( makes so sad. i could even hear their sports games going on too!

[@jazandholly6822]

Courgette 😂😂😂❤️❤️❤️

[@hollyknight-parfitt7729]

The way he just picks her up 🙈🙈🙈

[@sydneyrittershaus6669]

Love your videos so much Alfie, hope to meet you all someday! :)

[@olifitzs]

"courgettes are just amazing" quote of the year -Alfie The Courgette King

[@alexives8572]

I've been refreshing my page since 4:55😂 anyone else?

[@bexcrosby8375]

4 :15

[@alexives8572]

+JamesAdams14 1 😂

[@gusiloveyouxx2095]

Ive been refreshing since 4-30

[@klarasvendsen3137]

+Alex Ives Denmark!!!

[@amybarford5737]

+Alex Ives yeah

[@xiaorehn]

COURGETTE