X-Men Arcade cheesy dialogue compilation PSN and XBOX Live Arcade

A compilation of the hilariously bad dialogue in X-Men Arcade. Admittedly, it does have a certain charm to it.
Note: There is lag in the video due to re-encoding problems. The actual game does not have these issues.
Not really worth the $10, because X-Men can be completed in about 25 minutes and has infinite continues (no challenge at all). Castle Crashers is the better option. Trophies and achievements can be done in about 2-3 hours if you care about those.
It also isn't as fun as other side scrolling beat 'em ups of its era such as Final Fight 3 or Turtles in Time. If
you have an SNES emulator, I'd suggest playing those over this one.
Castle Crashers has more depth and higher production values than this 1992 Arcade game re-release. X-Men Arcade does
support 6 players online however, while CC supports 4.

[@lKanz]

"Nothing moves the Blob" - Gets moved. "I'm Magneto, you are nothing" - Oooh, I get it, Cyclops real name is Nothing, that's why he could move the Blob. Maybe Blob was just telling him that he could move him. Also, plotwist - The name of the island is Die.

[@nate567987]

but we are told it was island m

[@fsfreturns5242]

Fun fact : there's a city in South-East France named "Die", though it's pronounced "Dee". So the townsfolk literally can welcome you to Die. :P

[@Rubyofthedead]

Seems like Cyclops learned a trick from Odysseus.

[@jokelethkurueisner9229]

Cubot (with cowboy voice): I get it!

[@Darkn335]

I love how they kept the White Queen’s laugh as a sped up version of Magneto’s evil laugh.

[@PrinceFloof]

High pitched manly laugh

[@kyliethelittlespider-mangirl94]

I noticed that too!

[@kamionero]

I never noticed!!! Now I hear it tho

[@IAmTheStig32]

Things that can move the Blob: 1) Cyclops 2) The ending to Toy Story 3

[@lambda494]

The "X-Chicken" gibberish messed with my mind as a kid. I wondered if Magneto were having a nervous breakdown.

[@EHH246]

So they got professional voice actors to give the same stilted performances as the original. Genius.

[@mrguy22494]

Fun fact, every male character in this remaster of the game is voiced by Kyle Hebert... And every female character in this game is voiced by Mela Lee.

[@kyliethelittlespider-mangirl94]

Gohan!

[@vulcan422]

The new voices with the old script are even more hilarious. All male voices are Kyle Hebert (DBZ Narrator & Teen Gohan), and all female voices are Mela Lee (BlazBlue's Rachel Alucard), btw. WELCOME TO DIE!

[@TheAzulmagia]

I thought Prof. X and Magneto sounded weirdly like Gohan.

[@teeman9266]

"HA-- DEAD-- X Chicken-- You are-- DEAD"

[@neptune9647]

"HA-- KILL YOU"

[@BBToast13]

Not big surprise

[@omegamaximus1727]

Hahahahaha !😈

[@Eyetrauma]

"I am *Magneto*, master of magnet." Ashens: "Just the one."

[@uppercutgrandma4425]

I am the lord of cinders, I turn into cinders

[@MrSoopSA]

I still make this joke from time to time and no one gets it lol

[@mythosinfinite6736]

The confidence of Blob immediately transitioning to a "fuck you" laser followed up by a series of shitstomps is just comedy platinum

[@birbddhaGodOfBirbs]

"Nothing moves The Blob!" *proceeds to get casually knocked on his ass and then get the shit kicked out of him*

[@RemLasher77]

Magneto: Dead! Cyclops:death shout Magneto: X-Chicken,You are dead Hahahahaha!

[@cool23819]

Nothing moves the blob! **gets knocked off feet with one shot**

[@billjoe2080]

*proceed to kick him in the stomach*

[@joe718gt4]

Gets the shit beaten out of him

[@1Sandwitch1]

I also like how Prof X says "go X-men" even though its only Cyclops....Cyclops should be like "wtf are you talking about??? I'm by my self....my name isn't X-men!"

[@DarkdustDragon]

+1Sandwitch1 It's an arcade game so there' a multiplayer option, and the dialogue was recorded for that

[@1Sandwitch1]

hilarious

[@griffinbaker3509]

One of his many alternate reality children is named X-Man incidentally.

[@DasingerVoice]

"Nothing moves the Blob!!" * Blob is immediately knocked on his ass and punted repeatedly while he's down *

[@StarBoy62]

New voices didn't bother me. It still felt like playing the real thing. I'm guessing they re-recorded the voices to avoid licensing issues and make the game more "modernized."

[@Redblaze27]

That's exactly why that happened. They still have the same weird performances to persevere the game's style.

[@td19589]

I love how it sounds like he is saying "Ecksmin!" really fast.. GO ECKSMIN!!

[@SeoulMan]

Forgot Magneto's SHIEEEEEEELD, but this is great.

[@sr.favopossodeixarvaziosim4595]

0:15 "Hey Emma, remember that time you ambushed me with the Brotherhood of Mutants in an island called Die?" "Of course I still remember, Scott! I am a telepath. Wait, was it really called Die?" "It was really called that. I checked after the mission."

[@gregorybatara8105]

The redub of X-Men and Brotherhood characters are voiced by Kyle Hebert (male) and Mela Lee (female)

[@Haispawner]

These voice actors are clearly native English speakers but the grammar of the script is still engrish, it's fascinating.

[@dcb99filmz]

they had to re-record the game with Kyle Hebert and Mela Lee because of some bullshit licensing issues but thankfully they kept the script the same for the lulz.

[@JoaoLucasK]

I AM MAGNETO! MASTER OF MAGNET! HAHAHAHAHA!

[@kyliethelittlespider-mangirl94]

I read this as Ed (EEnE)

[@mediaknight]

0:10 I can’t get over cyclops just casually blasting then kicking the shit out of him.🤣

[@maliciousbugman]

Hearing the other lines being normal(ish) English makes "welcome to die!" even funnier IMO.

[@gatoneko]

X-Men! Sorry but Magneto (Master of Magnet!) is in another castle!

[@merciless41582]

The old voices were a whole lot better. The new voices sound stupid and unconvincing, especially Magneto's voice. Why couldn't they get the original voice actors from the original version of X-Men the Arcade?

[@JoeMamma23]

I love how Cyclops just strolled right through that trap LOL

[@suleymanbabak1973]

"Alas, that was Mystique, not Magneto! Magneto is in another place!" "Thanks, professor X-obvious!"

[@서경현-l2b]

0:22 (Laughter) "X-Men, Welcome to Die!"

[@PokeDude011]

Ah yes I remember that part in Bleach at the end of the Soul Society arc where Aizen revealed himself to be Magneto, Master of Magnet, and he started kicking Ichigo's ass while calling him "X-Chicken".

[@MegaShadowblast]

"Why do you keep using plural? I'm the only one here!"

[@reptile1687]

I only have 1 voice line

[@harryhapsh8214]

Magneto: "Die! YOU ARE DEAD" *Shoots Cyclops* "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" *Video ends Dramatically* lol, Whoever made the term "So Bad That It's Good", god bless him, man. He deserves to become a god at this point. It is the reason why we gamers are all living, and I have to also give props to such MAG-nificent "Pun totally intended" KZbinr who blessed us with this video. Now, go out there and pay tribute to your Fabulous work, You Totally Radical Bastard..

[@charlesprichard5235]

"Nothing moves the Blob" Is immediately moved

[@metalmaria26]

1:30 "JUST THE ONE! ALL I NEED IS ONE!"

[@steveN111333]

0:27 "welcome to die!" = does not compute?

[@St80fMynd]

Go...XMEN(said really fast) I am Magneto, master of magnet!

[@CrimsonGear80]

"HA! You fell into our trap!" *casually walks out of trap*

[@WizardOnAWhale7]

What about “Go and rescue Kitty from the cave!”? That damn cave needs to be stopped already.

[@sr.favopossodeixarvaziosim4595]

It can't keep getting away with this

[@projectshadow99]

Not to mention Juggernaut and his will to flatten you.

[@Klook6950]

Oh no! Kyle Hebert is literally everywhere!

[@Klook6950]

And Mela Lee, too!

[@GAF1987]

Kyle Hebert, best known as the narrator and Gohan on DBZ.

[@gregorybatara8105]

And Mela Lee, best known as Rachel Alucard (BlazBlue) and Rin Tohsaka, *THE GRADE S OF ABSOLUTE TERRITORY!* (Fate series)

[@rjskillz92]

I love that adult Gohan is most of these voices

[@gregorybatara8105]

Also Rachel Alucard/Rin Tohsaka most of the female voices!

[@Motolmang]

I swear they changed Mystique's voice cause it used to sound like in the arcade version. "AHAHAHAH YOU FELL RIGHT INTO OUR CRAP."

[@dcb99filmz]

they changed all the voices in the HD port due to licensing issues

[@ComicCrossing]

"NOTHING MOVES THE BLOB!" *zzzzp* (gets knocked on his ass and kicked repeatedly) hahahahahah!

[@illuminatidad]

I feel some of the new voices are better than the original cause in the original the voices sounded oddly different from the character they were supposed to be while in the new one they actually sound like how the characters would sound. Like in the original white queen sounded like daffy duck, pyro had much deeper voice, wolverine had a lot less deep voice, as well as some other things that seemed odd. Maybe it's because I played ps3 version first but I don't know.

[@harvesterofsorrow929]

magnetos voice actor is my hero

[@dingdongdirtbag]

I am Magneto, master-of-bation!

[@GlobalWarmingSkeptic]

Hyrule will turn you to toast?

[@adyasengupta9233]

GWS Pyro will turn you to toast!

[@jokelethkurueisner9229]

With all those Guardians, that’s pretty much a given. And Death Mountain

[@YoungLeosword]

It is written only Ganon can DIE! :D

[@yetravellingsonc8372]

"Nothing moves the Blob!" Immediately gets moved back 2 feet.

[@neptune9647]

Thanks Professor Gohan for your kind words.

[@BlueFalconPunch07]

Kyle and Mela must have laughed with those.

[@glasshalffullofwhatever3106]

Xmen.....Nice job...lol. Its like they spent all the money on the graphics, gameplay and music, and had nothing left for the dialogue...Makes it all the more enjoyable though in my opinion...

[@HCBailly]

I wonder how the developers of the original got the voice actors to say those lines. I can't imagine they got paid much. Surely, someone would have asked, "Shouldn't I speak a coherent sentence?"

[@knuclear200x]

*Other remasters/releases/ etc:* Let's re-write and revoice the script for the modern times so it doesnt sound stupid this time *This one:* Repeat what they say? I don't think 💰💰💰 my wallet can hold all that, aaahh ill worry about that later

[@gregorybatara8105]

The fact is that the script is still Engrish, but the casts are the real English speakers (Kyle Hebert and Mela Lee)

[@Yamamanama]

SHIEEEEEEELD!

[@ComixMultiplication]

"Magneto is in another castle"

[@redroversk]

well, they don't call them the intelligent brotherhood of mutants

[@DavidLorango]

The Master of Magnet as some sick burns

[@Thelodis]

I am trying to imagine Ian McKellen saying these things. It's impossible. WELCOME TO DIE I AM MAGNETO, MASTER OF MAGNET X-CHICKEN KILL YOU YOU ARE DEAD. HAHAHA

[@GamerGee]

1:15 whuuaaaaaaa

[@BriefCasey795]

Can't decide if that or the rapsy "Aaaaaaaaaaaghhhh" from the original is funnier.

[@PeterDivine]

@ThisVideoGuy That kind of thinking caused the Turtles in Time remake. Don't let history repeat itself.

[@1983parrothead]

Magneto: You shall meet with my wrath!

[@Peter_1986]

I laughed with loudness when I gazed towards this video.

[@HRDaChief]

Don't you hate it when "Magneto is in another place?" 😂

[@Mysterious0Bob]

Call me crazy but does Magneto sound like he's been recorded for this port? Listen to a video of the emulated arcade version.

[@jason4275]

10 dollars well save from this game, I bet those programmers felt good for them self when they change the voice

[@suchiuomizu]

I feel good knowing no one cares about your pathetic worthless whining. They would probably have felt embarrassed getting money from someone as stupid as you.

[@bkev93]

Sadly it lacks the original voices. The Blob was the best impersonation I think.

[@broden4838]

It would have been more funnier if the guy voicing Magneto sounded like McKellen...

[@mesousagaby740]

"DEAD! HA! X-CHICKEN! YOU ARE! DEAD! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!"

[@KiDSON.]

Nuuthing moves the blob!! 3 secs later. OWNED!

[@DontMessWithLuigi]

...master..of magnet?

[@sr.favopossodeixarvaziosim4595]

"That was Mystique, not Magneto!" You know, Prof X, I think the huge guy with the metal helmet suddenly turning into a super-hot blue-skinned chick in white might have been a giveaway there. But let's not jump to conclusions here.

[@bingerz237]

Welcome to YOU ARE doom!

[@MrXabungle]

where's GO RESCUE KITTY FROM THE CAVE?

[@Mysterious0Bob]

@Mysterious0Bob I mean, re-recorded with a different voice actor.

[@AndrewsOpinion15]

X-MEN ARCADE THE BOMB IN X-BOX !!!

[@cameronlapage7386]

I've never played this, but Cyclops seems OP.

[@grenadier42]

Why in the fuck would they change the voice acting? The original VA was flawless. ;_;

[@SenranKaguraFan1227]

Kyle Hebert and Mela Lee

[@misskitten8573]

I love you, Cyclops. Xoxo

[@tehValorin]

Let me guess, this game is another example of Japanese media where voice acting and writing are infinitely better in Japanese version?

[@gregorybatara8105]

The same thing goes to Japanese version, but with Japanese subtitles

[@vincently1995]

Gohan from Dragon Ball Z

[@zanewederell9571]

WHERE IS MY DIE

[@iOSmkim]

Ton of shitty grammar in this vid, I don't know who did the casting of this X-Men video game...

[@1Sandwitch1]

WELCOME TO DIE!! MWahahah LOLOLOLOL

[@TSNMLitoFightingGamesPassion]

X CHICKEN!!

[@DigiAkuma]

WELCOME TO DIE! HAHAHAHAHA!

[@doctorx0079]

rerecorded dialogue is not as fun as the glitchy old dialogue

[@josh1212121]

what the hell is an x-chicken?

[@lloydlandrum3040]

A X-chicken is a Marvel Mutant Chicken of course(if you are unaware Marvel does or atleast to have it be canon that even animals could get a X gene mutation become active )

[@RAMChYLD]

Pretty sure an x-chicken is a chicken that has ceased to be. Is no more. Bereft of life.

[@HogtreeOctovish]

A dodo?

[@tehValorin]

>has infinite continues (no challenge at all) Because that's how arcade games work, you can continue as long as you have coins. Also, you didn't truly beat the game until you 1CCed it, many arcade games require it to get the best ending.

[@RangoTheMercenary]

1:43 YOU AREDEAD

[@ashkirby8896]

1:47

[@bewaretheconficker]

X-CHICKEN

[@SuperFusionAJ93]

DEAD!

[@peterman7000]

lol

[@albertoluispereiradossanto3446]

xmen! Nice job! magneto os over There! follow me! i AM Magneto! you are nothing! you are helpless against my Powers, xmen! i'm Sorry! i don't speak english Very Well! does anyone know any site for me to learn ALL quites? the Second stage music os amazing!

[@gguason]

i hate the new voices

[@buzznugget]

KZbinr gaming channels almost never show local coop gameplay footage. Because KZbinrs have no friends

[@attackofthecopyrightbots]

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