XBOX ONE RANT Part 2 (Cause They Just Keep F*Cking Up)

[@schoolsout15]

the funny thing is that the toaster is actually more useful then the xbox one. because it can at least make you something to eat while you game.

[@thestrahl8420]

Holy shit mate !!!! you're right XD

[@juro7854]

Dude you just changed my life XD

[@schoolsout15]

but im not a dog, and im not a girl. what now?

[@thestrahl8420]

John Pugh lel don't start the console war in the comment section :D peace out :3

[@isaiahahoy1600]

When he pulled out the toaster i lost it xD

[@michaelbreen7865]

So THAT'S what it was! XD!

[@vxSMOKEYxv]

When he put the game in i lost it.. 😂

[@xx_thepuniisher9057]

Isaiah Ahoy i could not breath

[@Rainer9227]

Xbox one. Best Playstation 4 marketing campaign ever

[@camobranson09]

"Xbox, lightly toast." Loved it.

[@bugaj187]

Then Microsoft wonders why they are behind.

[@HULK-HOGAN1]

I still wouldn't touch Xbox after the Xbox One reveal. Maybe it's next console

[@rightfulfuture4]

"I got that fuckin' crack rock if you need it" - Back alley Joe 2013

[@amv062184]

I love this guy... I stopped trying to make sense of this crumbling world a long time ago, but its always comforting to find ppl like this guy who actually still have all their marbles lol ^_^;

[@LawrenceW78]

I could watch this video over and over again, his passion is unreal!

[@ManniGaming]

Hey Alpha, do you have a video about the E3 where the games for XBox One weren't running on the actual Console but on a PC hiddten below? With two GTX 700 SLI graphics cards? I wanna see that :)

[@McGomezAddams]

This guy rocks

[@awaisanwar104]

This guy can be as hardcore as he wants to be because everything he says is truthful.

[@pfcchaidez]

no he went off on a system before it even came out

[@flare4488]

pfcchaidez Yes because what Microsoft originally wanted to do with the Xbox One was fucking ridiculous. Look at any video about the Xbox One and it will be the same thing.

[@pfcchaidez]

people dont understand that shit changes

[@flare4488]

pfcchaidez Change has nothing to do with permanent DMR, not being able to use used games, and restricting you from sharing your games with friends. That is just being unreasonable.

[@cuckoophendula8211]

pfcchaidez If it wasn't for people like him, the Xbox One wouldn't have made all the changes. He may just be one guy, but he's not alone at all (and thank goodness for that). Word spreads fast around the internet, and Angry Joe's xbox one rant video was even the very first result you get for typing in "xbox one" for quite awhile. When word gets around, people become aware. After that, we know the rest of the story. As people became aware, they opted to buy the ps4 instead while xbox one preorders were absolutely dismal in comparison. Thus, Microsoft changed their policies with xbox one for the better.

[@VegasAceVII]

I still come back and watch this rant every couple months and I fucking love it more and more. Please come back soon Alpha.

[@zahib2009]

Yeah this guy is beast, keep going man you're awesome! ROCK ON

[@writer4568]

Deadpool Fsjal he is awsome

[@RetreatHell518]

I dont get the whole kinect thing. most of the players dont even want that fucking thing.

[@sharkhunter21]

Just came across this video and you made me laugh my ass off, "Oh I'm sorry, I'm being unprofessional," Grabs toaster and fucks around with it. That, just made me subscribe.

[@juro7854]

That was my favorite part

[@death-king1834]

Still one of my favorite of Alpha's rants. Legendary.

[@afrog2666]

This dude makes me laugh half my fuckin ass off lol :)

[@TylerTristar2IsBack]

me too

[@cakestalker]

Sadly they dropped VHS support for Xbox One, still hoping for an add-on that will play Stereo 8-track music cassettes... just kidding. I'm annoyed by all the consoles these days have to try and be all kinds of media centres and all stuff, just make a game console and release good games!

[@DeathLord1212000]

Wii u. That is all.

[@DeathLord1212000]

***** what? No, i was telling the op that the game console that focuses on games was here all along: the wii u.

[@wape14]

This guy is the voice of truth. Subscribed!

[@extremelyhappysimmer]

I was actually considering buying the xbox one at 1:50. I mean the jumpscares when u forget about it and then the toast pops up like WHAM! Gets me every time.

[@starkiller-8684]

Wow can’t believe this video is 5 years old,only feels like yesterday I first watched this,to this day this is still funny as fuck

[@death-king1834]

Despite the shit being reversed, I don't think I can ever again trust Microsoft. The only way I could ever change my mind is if they don't ever try to pull this shit ever again with their next console. If they ever try it again I'm signing off of them completely and putting my trust completely in Sony for consoles.

[@futuregohan4837]

I Wouldn't Trust Sony Either They're Shady And Have Been Known For Their Shady Practices You're Better Off With The PC

[@death-king1834]

Jonathan Washington Let me guess. You one of those PC master racers?

[@futuregohan4837]

Bane Knightfall Nope I'm A Console Gamer

[@AzureSkywalker]

Bane Knightfall I still have friends who try to force that console on me without understanding why I don't want it. sure they reverted it, but it can be changed at their digression, meaning they did the right thing with an asterisk besides it, as well as the lack of good exclusives so I'd be bored if I don't wanna play an fps which I do play but I like variety.

[@MikeDoesRandomThings]

one of the best rant ever.

[@RedHero1]

Looking back on this subject, you kinda have to wonder how the heck did they come up with these ideas for the system in the first place?

[@hsin1990]

This guy is cool. Subscribed.

[@erinkosanke3470]

1:41 i would rather have a toaster than a XBOX ONE, im just going to stay with my Ps3 Thanx

[@erinkosanke3470]

bout dem graphics?

[@michaelbreen7865]

I already have one of those, as well as a PS4.

[@xavierfoster8723]

What the next system going to be called? Xbox1.5? THE Xbox?

[@patrickc1193]

Maybe the XBOX 2.

[@azzypics]

+Xavier foster Xobx 063

[@schoolsout15]

+Xavier foster even I could have come up with a better name: I would have called it the xbox nexus.

[@MrDemonsushii]

I love that you brought up the name, "THE Xbox". I was thinking something similar... they could call Project Scorpio "Xbox". That way, the history would go like this: Xbox, Xbox 360, Xbox One, then Xbox again! Or how about Xbox One Plus? I'm also a fan of other terrible names like the ones mentioned in this comments section by our other fellow KZbinrs! Thanks, everyone! We should all think of as many terrible names as we can together! ^_^ Xbox Nexus is Kinda cool, though! ^_^

[@Comrade2261]

+Jeremy Glass (MrDemonsushi) Yet it's Xbox One X xD

[@TCGProductions03]

Love your rants. You have an interesting way with words.

[@juggos205622]

I figured I'd might as well ask the following question here because it's been confusing me and, whether or not I like it, KZbin commentators can probably answer it better than I can, so here it goes: What separates the casual from the hardcore gamers? Or what milestone is there for a casual gamer to become a hardcore gamer?

[@1cubsfan100]

casuals dont usually become hardcore they are just kinda born that way

[@juggos205622]

treven Headley What's the difference though?

[@1cubsfan100]

usually casuals only play games like COD but sometimes have other games but just never play them

[@juggos205622]

treven Headley Thanks for the answer and I appreciate the time given

[@ThePenumbra44]

juggos205622 Ray Narveyez Jr is a hardcore gamer. He works at the company Rooster Teeth and plays games all day every day. He has 1 gamertag for achievements that has 370,000 gamerscore, and another gamertag for casually playing.

[@redzeroo6068]

When the toaster came lmao XD

[@99frojo]

Time to buy a PS2.

[@GlycerinZ]

This is my favorite AlphaOmegaSin video!!

[@1cubsfan100]

i love this rant

[@honeyhotsauce]

Even the Xbox one looks better oh wait I meant the original Xbox

[@austin_smith2149]

i know right i own all 3 xbox,s even the ONE

[@phantomvulpe791]

Austin R. Smith I still prefer the orignal Xbox and the 360. Cause when the guy said that if you don't have Internet access, stick with 360. That was the biggest fuck you to me and the fans. So yeah...I'll stick with 360 and I don't care. I still take the Xbox one even if they do some changes.

[@austin_smith2149]

the original xbox and the xbox 360 are WAY BETTER THAN THE xbox one. the xbox one looks like a vcr and the controller SUCKS!! The original xbox and the 360s controllers were better than the xbox one!!! Xbox and xbox 360 FTW!!

[@schoolsout15]

i know right? besides, ill bet that xbox one doesn't at least have the orange box. (thats what i have to thank xbox 360 for most. it introduced me to half life. awesome game. even if we have to wait 30,000,000 years for episode 3.)

[@damightymite]

This is one hell of a video!! I loved every second of it. Awesome job, Alpha!!

[@5deadspace]

I swapped from PS to Xbox back when the first system came out and i reluctantly got an X-One and i honestly regret it. PS4 is the far better system and them getting all the good steam games just makes it so much better!! They get Don't Starve and we get shit like Round About!

[@Darknight24x]

This kind of reminds me of The Phantom console. It's a console that never made it because all the games for it were only available to buy online. It was made this way so that developers can instantly sell their games instead of waiting for physical copies to ship and eliminate estimates to how many physical copies they should make. Infinium Labs, The creators of this console thought that hard disks were obsolete. To some extent, they're kind of were right. All their ideas were to enhance the gaming experience not limit. If Microsoft thought that doing the same thing but wit limits would work. They failed. They shouldn't have ignored the past. They are repeating a mistake that has already been done. FYI the Phantom wasn't cheap. 62.7 million loss should have made them think about an always online console.

[@zamirewilson7424]

Interesting, thanks for the info.

[@Seamorehoffman789]

at least angry Joe breaths in his rant HOLY SHIT MAN BREATH

[@ayawoo9032]

Omg! I Laughed so hard at the toaster part of the vid. Best thing about it though, I don't even know why I did XD lol.

[@a_cynical_mad_man_vods]

Now before anyone gets on my case I only have gamestops around me so I'm just going to say that before hand but the one that I go to like every other week or so all of the employees that I know think that Xbox One sucks and that smart gamers should go with PS4 and the reason why they think that is cause their not retards hell one of my friends was a huge Xbox and Xbox 360 fan and he said fuck Xbox One is just a glorified piece of shit mockery of gaming and that came from an Xbox fan

[@komplex2756]

I would like to say that they are both great consoles but a smart gamer would go with the Xbox one reason they have much better games who gives a crap about a good console with shitty games

[@a_cynical_mad_man_vods]

XxPR0SK1LL5xX PS4 has awesome games for all gamers they don't limit their consumers to one genra of gaming I say this because most of the exclusives for Xbox one are Shooters and most of the other games are for both systems. Also the PS4 doesn't come with a Spy Cam you can't turn off without disabling the entire system, plus its an actual GAMING CONSOLE not a glorified entertainment system

[@HaveButOneLife]

XxPR0SK1LL5xX The Xbox One does NOT have better games.

[@JacobNintendoNerd99]

And it was a mystery to all where Frankie left his brain...

[@Skull666Bones]

Don't give sony a pass. No company is to trusted. It's always about the bottom line.

[@KGaijin1]

this news is over a year old and MS has since course corrected, BUT I'm still mad as hell that MS even attempted this BS. Loved your rant!!

[@sanels6380]

this guy gets the point across, im subbed :D ps your funny at the same time which makes it more entertaining!! Keep it Up!!!

[@metae.4256]

just wondering, did the Xbone lose all these restrictions and f u stuff that people are talking about, or if there's a list of things the console still does?

[@zanyredonkulous]

You dont need conect anymore

[@zanyredonkulous]

Kinect*

[@Rockleelives777]

The new PS4 looks to be a lot bigger than the last one. Hope it feels more comfortable for you this time around.

[@FallingPicturesProductions]

AOS has the first two Fatal Frame installations on Xbox and Silent HIll 2 on Xbox. I'm blown away. Regardless, the opening Three Minutes and 20 Seconds of this video is PURE COMEDY GOLD!

[@stratoplayer1988]

I have that same DVD/VCR deck! Alpha is awesome!

[@lpssky3473]

I watched this a couple times. Love the truth. ^Made me think the camera will be implemented on the console with Mic^ . So glad I got a ps4 & Pc . Because of this man right here saved me money. Thank you Alpha...

[@IngloriousBoshtet]

LMAO! I died twice watching this video, the first time was the toaster bit and the 2nd was when you called them "Microdick", I've called them Microdick for years. Microdick Crapbox One.

[@dabombinablemi6188]

You just gave me a list of games to get and copy to my Xbox. So far the current 50 or so games are only taking up around 119GB (and load a lot much faster than they do off DVD-and they are backed up onto my desktop).

[@Inshaine]

You look like a metal head thrasher, yet sound like Sheldon Cooper on the Big Bang Theory, mixed with vulgar language. You, sir, just got a new subscriber.

[@MrSheabutta87]

so if you dont connect ever 24 hours, the console just doesnt ever work again? im confused

[@grandrabbit1643]

AlphaOmegaSin You are easily the best ranter on youtube I have ever seen lmao. So many amazing points and direct too. This video had me dying.

[@gforce3789]

That seal clap @ 11:17 XD Can't stop laughing :'D

[@NeonFlare]

There are Xbox-like layout controllers available for you to use for the PS4

[@lestermcmillan4586]

He spits on his palm "it's like loose! Shove it in!" Made me cry for half an hour😂

[@austingraham2393]

he said lube

[@pathg13geek]

I think they are hoping that the kinect might blow out the window into the neighbors bathroom so they can record some Voyeur...... Too bad it's too big and heavy... Guess you'd have to just point it at the window and hope they don't make you wave high to it ever 30 minutes to make sure you're still playing the game.

[@ImJustRadical]

how ironic Microsoft is. You can't rent games with the Xbox one announcement version but you have to rent games through microsoft

[@voltha2]

Hey Alpha! Killer Instinct is out on Xbox One! A nostalgic game ends up kinda strange, though released with quite a punch. Any thoughts?

[@romad6963]

So, uh, if one wants to sell their games, where do they usually go to?

[@sweettrav20]

Question, Sony said you do not ever need to be connected to the Internet to play any of there games. However they said developers have choose to use cloud computing. Well in order for that to happen you will be required to be connected to the Internet and pay for PSN plus. Does it not?

[@waynegregory2337]

Wow Alpha, you have managed to portray how I feel about Microsoft at the moment.

[@jasonjones8724]

Fuck, my stomach hurts from laughing so hard. Got a feeling you'll be doing some more of these before release.

[@rpgfreak9999]

"Otogi: Myth of Demons" is kinda obscure, but it's a lovely game. Slightly brings the flair of Okami to mind as you play it. Really loved those beautifully executed, "ancient Japanese folklore" types of games. :)

[@SNARC15]

Makes me wonder if the Xbox One will also feature DIVX enhanced games?

[@jokerclownman]

As soon as you said " You be the left horn, I'll be the right horn, hail Satan" I just had to sub and like. Haha you are fucking great I'm glad I stumbled upon this channel!

[@Baleur]

12:35 You're forgetting that gamestop now owns Impulse, a digital games distribution service (that sucks). They already have their business plan all set and ready to go if their retail stores become unprofitable.

[@FrunkNStein]

What are people gonna do when everything is online only

[@CykaBlyatAlex]

What's even more sad that all the gameplay from E3 was taken from a PC with a 360 controller plugged in

[@chainclaw07]

The thing that I hate is that they've said: "we reserve the rights to change everything" = After a year they go back to the initial setup. I just hope that they cant legally do that, if they can why would anyone buy it?

[@DoctorMurdezio]

2:42 What's that second to last game?

[@CurtCrab]

Why will it suck? Because its not slanted backward like a ps4?

[@Lagbolt68]

What's the game you told us to play at the very beginning? Does anyone know? I'd like to dust off the old Xbox.

[@AbeVsTheWorld]

Kinda glad that we can put this behind and laugh about it.

[@ResidentOfEvil81]

Now with the Series X, I'm still asking where the fucking exclusives are...

[@maddoc79]

apparently a hefty 29GB of that 500GB HDD will be used up by the OS.

[@JunohProductions]

I never got that. I don't call Alan Wake a 360 exclusive because I have it on Steam.

[@spiderjerusalem100]

Really entertaining rant, i just subbed you. When the X360 came out it was marketed as a system for the core/real gamers and it was awesome and then the dashboard slowly started to fill up with adverts for movies, TV and sports PPV's and the thing most people bought their consoles for - the motherfucking games were pushed in to the background. I have no idea why anyone would buy an Xbox One now, if you want a next generation console then buy a PS4. Or better yet, get a gaming PC, you'll be able to play thousands of different games from the last 30 years of gaming, mod your games, download free games, emulate games from different systems and play online for FREE!

[@Hoffman84100]

That was the best 20 minutes and 24 seconds of my life right there.

[@Sandvik83]

The norwegian consumer watchdog also labelled the used games and cloud-storage models they use as a direct violation of property rights. Hoping other countries catch on to that fact.

[@Straywolf514]

thank you alpha for being there and standing up for the consumer that is getting hosed by Microsoft.keep up the great work we need you out here !

[@meetmeinthegameroom8686]

Makes great toast, but you gotta wait an hour and a half for the butter to download before you can eat it! ;-P

[@xmaTKDmma]

i have a 360 and considering going handheld for the monster hunter series. also bought a cheap computer to kinda game. handheld is looking much better now after all the MS bs just unsure what to get. plus it would be nice to have when sitting at the airport.

[@randomdudedude]

Powerful AlphaOmega!!

[@shoeib123]

what it means with glorified installation disc? is it like ps3 where some games you have to install like 5gb like black ops 1?, or an entire game that is like 15gb?

[@It_Matters_Not]

MS have just announced that they are dropping their internet connectivity and used-game DRM policies. Read the news on IGN.

[@no1but24]

The Toaster was hilarious thanks for for the laugh.

[@Hyperb2002]

"You be the right horn, I'll be the left horn, and hail Satan." Funny...

[@Hyperb2002]

***** I don't know what a mort is. It's just the way he said it.

[@Hyperb2002]

willz HatesU I misheard it at first.

[@internetcrusader2419]

That's half-assing it, man. Seriously, I would put it inside an opaque, soundproof box. Putting tape over it is not enough, since it can still HEAR things. It's always connected, always listening, and always watching. Also, I mistyped the name of the bill, it's called the "We Are Always Watching Act".

[@chelskichamp11]

This guy keeps it 100 every time!

[@macman1218]

Its ironic that my ad for this video is for playstation

[@PKMNcharizard1995]

Where Is AlphaOmegaSin's Killer Instinct video?

[@Fatboyftw32]

You need to install the games before you can play them and even then you need an internet connection to do that.

[@chirodiii]

Dude my suit mate HATES video games, but you had him ROLLING x'D thanks for being awesome

[@99nppetros]

Yeah, that's what I'm talking about. I heard that that was untrue and that the other person has to buy it also.

[@Gameplayer-vm5ml]

Looks like the PS4 and Xbox One both use installation discs. Can't win for losing....

[@darkman4811]

If Microsoft is Skynet, then AlphaOmegaSin is the leader of the resistance.

[@goblue1612]

Skynet that wss priceless! I dig your videos keep rocking brother!

[@dufmckee2701]

can you create an account per game and trade the account instead ?