10 Dirty Secrets ALL Minecraft Players Have

[@xBuzzerman]

What is the dirtiest secret you have in Minecraft?

[@hiimandiandi]

ur mom

[@darkapple3027]

At least one person jerks off to minecraft porn

[@dabosstiresome5843]

+Pixel Piggy get wrecked xbuzzerman lol jk

[@thehydrn]

In sky block I had a friend at my island that was afk and there were iron trapdoors and I pushed him on them and flipped a lever and they fell, and they lost there 300,000$ Elytra

[@vapelordjimmy1662]

deez balls

[@pixelatedpros391]

My dirty secret: I placed dirt.

[@XeonGame]

Don't worry we all have those times stuck in holes and all we have is dirt or there's this one annoying water pit that you keep falling into

[@xD_ItsTej]

lol funny

[@mattheww9498]

OMG HOW THE $%^& CRAP U DIRTY MINECRAFT PLAYER HOW DARE U PLACE DIRT

[@DamagedClow]

Ong

[@colleencecchini5084]

o my f*cking god

[@foxinafox9100]

My mum: walks into my room "ummm have you been playing that all night?" Me: "........................ maybe" Mum: face goes blank "your grounded" Me: makes a deep face "ok then" Mum: walks out of the room forgetting my iPad Me: continues playing minecraft after I was apparently grounded

[@lucasjones581]

Lol

[@TikTokHammadYT]

Foxy FanGirl lol

[@oliver5533]

Foxy FanGirl that happens to me too

[@twopoles11]

Yes me all the time

[@unreal-ism5578]

i put my litte brother in survival and I was in creative and spawned monsters on him

[@unreal-ism5578]

hehe

[@queenpotato3557]

dragon girl wow that is soooo funny and that would be so much fun hehe

[@justthatrandomunicornkitty9502]

I got my mum to play minecraft with me when I WAS a pro, and she was the noobiest noob in the world, put her in survival, got her to spawn repeatedly in a huge lava pit with loads of every monster, and the only time I destroyed it was when she told me I wasn't going to get chocolate. o________o next minute XD

[@xxdemonxxwolfxx1362]

JustThatRandomUnicornKitty lol

[@justthatrandomunicornkitty9502]

XD

[@motherrasputin7342]

I blew my brother up and blamed it on a creeper

[@catjohnson3975]

one tim i was on my friends server. i wanted 2 see if /nuke was real. you can see qere this is going..

[@dehaven1964]

das mean

[@callow9294]

Yea

[@callow9294]

shut up

[@Grumpy_Cat-kr8jj]

omg I rember in Sg I had a teammate and he was literally in a tree on the topest point...and I pushed him XD

[@thedragonkingomalleyarbite6857]

My dirty secret constantly making people spawn in lava

[@thedragonkingomalleyarbite6857]

Then changing it later after they shouted stop please

[@cassie3780]

The dragon King O'malley Arbiter same

[@xxdemonxxwolfxx1362]

The dragon King O'malley Arbiter same

[@octnoobianminecraftandmore1560]

The dragon King O'malley Arbiter totally I do that ALL the time

[@sycklesyckle7896]

The dragon King O'malley Arbiter You are the bringer of hell

[@ajleongamingbruh9147]

I built a poo hill on a factions sever :3

[@theclown4691]

i hope i do not play that server

[@vHazaard]

Unknownpuplesv stfu all u say is ur ugly

[@valorkaizen]

+UnknownPurpleSv 8 years old confirmed

[@arshad4594]

Adam Abdin it's a joke 😂

[@masterstephen287]

no you havent

[@Allen-lr1dp]

my dirtiest secret is I like to troll all da time

[@rapierthesword7514]

That comment was a troll

[@jimtrauner6955]

XD

[@vanguard6671]

+Allen 70015 i like to troll too. one time when my brother and me play minecraft in ps4 i trolled him im invinsible then i drink milk and choose the herobrine character then he said what the fucking holy sht herobrine! then he run! haha troll is the best! ☺☺☺☺

[@Cohen_XX]

I love ps4 ps3 ps2 ps1 and pc and xbox

[@alexinaward7964]

How Dare You Troll You Are A Pig Butt Shoved In Paper

[@theperson994]

he loves ostriches too much and sometimes I steal from random kids because they steal from me.

[@darkex4128]

Is it me or was the thumbnail showing the apple Mac with MCPE on the display?

[@gamecraftingyt923]

yup,the picture was stolen too.

[@juu1z]

Nope that's what it has on it

[@MarioFan587YT]

😗

[@SunKala38]

OMG HOW COULD DO U JOKE ABOUT THAT STOPPPP

[@baconwithsauce4117]

clickbait

[@austinmcmullin6589]

honestly if I team with some one in skywars i betray them when i get to the island

[@aprilg2426]

same

[@AmyNeidlinger]

Same

[@musicenthusiast9801]

How could you say that he is ugly you haven't even met him! Also you are damn ugly my friend

[@lukegullone4431]

Same

[@_HatsuneMikuYT]

why would you even betray your teammate... that make's you a bad player/team member

[@FlamingPoison]

wait...you guys DON'T hack the FBI... o-o

[@dapinkanator3504]

Flaming Poison OMG WAT DA HECK MAN I AM A PRO AT HACKING DA GOVERNMENT

[@FlamingPoison]

guud... same...

[@macakafirefighter227]

Roses are red Violets are blue There's one less gorrila In the Cinccinaty zoo

[@RussianGamer-yf5qy]

Noooooooooooo! #rememberharambe

[@connor981]

XD

[@fakirbahmed7990]

damn son

[@SetTheSeasAblaze]

Wow

[@SteleCat]

Oh my god how could you ever bring up such things-ness you literal pile of acorn soup!

[@baconnator7944]

I put all my important stuff in ender chests

[@rapierthesword7514]

Ender chests are for the wimpy

[@GambyEspion]

Yeah enderchests are wimpy

[@thedragonkingomalleyarbite6857]

Miney368 no they are not I use it a blast resistant chest and a backpack too

[@thedragonkingomalleyarbite6857]

TheRobloxianBoy1222 no they are not

[@w00vz11]

Bacon Nator this is a bad idea if your online

[@Francesco-ip4jn]

what's the name of the song at 2:51 ? Thank you. :)

[@kpirate8365]

the connection thing is soooo me. playing smash bros with lag is just so annoying.. messing up inputs, which half the time gets me killed. i don't cause lag on purpose though, lag drives me insane ;P

[@trippy4memez]

It's so annoying I was about to do a pk Fire pk Fire up smash combo but lag happened

[@kpirate8365]

Pokemon Fan296 lol yeah i can hardly pull off combos with lag. try playing shulk with lag, it's not fun. a lot of stuff needs to be frame perfect.

[@trippy4memez]

Yeah side b near a ledge dead

[@theclown4691]

same i use 3ds smash

[@kpirate8365]

log4nb plays i prefer wii u cuz of less lag (and other reasons), but 3DS is the version that most people have :P ***** lol i don't get it

[@theghastteartgt612]

One time I was playing with my BFF and I killed her cat and blamed it on lightening. Luckily it was raining so she believed me😂

[@charliepreston150]

Gg xD

[@therealjube7906]

omg really

[@shinjiikari9785]

CRULE

[@mushfolkwastaken]

+Nace GRI #CommentWars Your face.... looks like an onion.

[@deshortyprince10]

why

[@lillim3163]

My dirty secret is trolling people for their resources

[@spacecow7504]

The dirtiest secret I have in Minecraft is once I dressed as Herobrine and my cousin believes in him so I started spawning zombies skeletons and I told her I knew where she lived.She asked me personal questions about herself and I answered all of them right LOLXD

[@joanbrownell3607]

Annoying Reese's The Cat I did the same thing

[@gdderpy2776]

LOL did your cousin ever find out

[@nobodylikesmexdimdeadinsid2243]

Annoying Space Cow xD

[@bartle8620]

Annoying Space Cow me too but I justed followed him and spawned random mobs near him

[@mccarthygaming9220]

Annoying Space Cow I always do that

[@halo2833]

Buzz WHY DO YOU ALWAYS LOOK DRUNK WHEN I PAUSE ANY VIDEO ON YOUR CHANNEL

[@maggott_food]

how rude ('-')

[@IMNTV]

Halo Prisoner its these kinda people that don't like Minecraft and try to ruin it for every one else.

[@supertomgaming9164]

Halo Prisoner that's true

[@tavellclinton7971]

Halo Prisoner OMG he does xD

[@jujudelgadillo5765]

Halo Prisoner its kinda true

[@poweredwaterdragon751]

I had a minecraft world were I ran low on dirt because creepers keep on blowing it up

[@poweredwaterdragon751]

I liked my own comment

[@ryanboxall1723]

wtf is wrong with u

[@ryanboxall1723]

u r a saddo

[@twopoles11]

That is really sad... how is that even possible

[@Саша-о9л1в]

You just need a Million Creepers xD

[@bobprunty8254]

my dirty minecraft secret is that I hate the background music

[@TwoCool4Yo]

YOU HATE THE BACKGROUND MUSIC I HATE YOU XD

[@codyvogt8779]

WOW YOU HATE HIM FOR HATING THE BACKGROUND MUSIC WHAT A MONSTER

[@S21-c5b]

I hate it to bc it annoys me sometimes

[@bobprunty8254]

he's a funny guy and I don't hate him I just hate the background music because it's annoying

[@bobprunty8254]

wait I know what you're doing...

[@Bullfrog-px4cu]

my "dirtiest secret" is i found dirt.

[@edricjondeguzman8891]

Lol

[@joanruiz-lopez9022]

XD

[@rileyclos7403]

XD XD XD XD . -| . -|

[@bsj968]

goats believe that comment

[@exhausted6499]

OMG YOU ARE SO STUPID HOW COULD YOU SAY THAT!!1!! lol

[@awesomeness9802]

when I was in mibble school, this weird kid was talking to his pencils and then he said "What pencils? you think I'm ugly? I see. what? you dump me?" then he tunes out of class crying. my friend said when he left "well, he brock the pencils docter!" lol

[@MorjMorjMorj]

Hey, I don't have anything to do, let's make a comment war!

[@marloncsgo7819]

no

[@kayleekat587]

YEAH I HATE YOU (not really) I HATE UR GUTS

[@petofisandor]

Ok,Undertale is cancer,fnaf is more boring than desert bus,Roblox is for 5 year old peices of AIDS

[@petofisandor]

+alex sean what I said is true btw

[@_HatsuneMikuYT]

don't you mean a comment chain?

[@puddiehoodiepieheart412]

When I hosted a game with my 3 classmate (Boys) then me and my classmate went caving (my Boyfriend 😂) while the two went on a journey. I was the one who holds the Diamond pickaxe and has a Diamond armor then I saw a block of Diamond across the huge lake of lava. I forgot to crouch so I fell and I died. And the worst thing? I shout at my classmate "Go get my stuffsss! Go Jump." I lately realized that my items get burned together with me. So, I am also the reason why she lose his Powerful Bow and Enchanted Diamond Sword. Lol. I'm stupid HAHAHAA.

[@puddiehoodiepieheart412]

*he

[@mcawesomeness4062]

PuddieHoodiePie Heart Wow

[@averagesundaydriver8122]

My dirtiest secret in minecraft is my secret hideout that i ALWAYS put under my furnace.

[@bindingofash1824]

Believed in herobrine when you started playing

[@AlexGonzalez-mr8mr]

Herobrine made the Illuminati 😱 :O plus guess what? there was a PYRAMID in that map. 😱 :O Heroluminati confirmed

[@bennett.mj19]

+LucarioGaming221 did you have an extra monocle or something?

[@cron1807]

I believe in herobrine

[@t1productions-gt]

+Agent Wolf the first time I heard about it, I learned that it was a hoax then...

[@swifty-nine]

I think a lot of us did, even if he isn't real, it still doesn't explain that one room my sister found inside a mountain while working on a cave house, it was 4 or 5 blocks high with a 13x13 interior space and the walls were lined with redstone torches that were 1 block below the top of the room, I had researched herobrine before then and that was supposedly one of his signatures, now that I look back on it, it seems more like the random world/seed generator's work

[@ryanaddeo6457]

My dirtiest secret was when I blew up my friends house and blamed it on his brother he believed it Also I killed my friends dog cause it was annoying me so I said it attacked me because he hit me and I didn't want to die so I killed it 😋😆

[@wulfyvlogs6508]

Me: *stays up til 2 in the morning playing minecraft with friends* Also Me: *wakes up at 7 in the morning* GUYS LETS GO RIDE BIKES

[@wulfyvlogs6508]

Oh yeah, my dirtiest minecraft secret is that in one of my sisters world where her house was built in minecraft I blew up the inside. so the next time she got in the world she opened the door to her house it was literally a giant crater. Another time on a realm this guy kept killing my horses and taking my diamonds. So I built a underground bunker with a piston door. Then i went to his house and burnt it down. Another time I went and filled my brothers house with creepers in c mode, then put it in survival. He came into his house and was annihilated

[@lolazokekk6765]

i wonder why xbuzzerman said taekwondo instead of karate since karate is more popular than taekwondo

[@theambergryphon4266]

I wonder why you're watching xBuzzerman's video when PewDiePie is more popular

[@carltheturtle8465]

I'm triggered

[@BigDaddy-wm5vk]

No one cares JJ....

[@Jay-if6iw]

CorruptedBlaze no one cares about your life oh wait you dont have one

[@lolazokekk6765]

JJ Crusher lemme wait a minute AHHH WHAT IS THAT MONSTER!! oh is you

[@icytristan2226]

I like to steal from my cousins chest down stairs in my Minecraft house

[@juliusa9043]

haha

[@zoeyvarricchio5023]

Are you serious that stupid (I did this because of the vid)reply cause just this is stupiddddddd

[@zoeyvarricchio5023]

+Wolfamana Howlston Thats

[@vultcat3799]

My secret is if anyone who plays on my worlds gets something like diamonds or gold, I steal it, or if someone builds this AMAZING build, I completely destroy it with traps and they walk in and either the whole build explodes or it catches on fire or just water and squids are there (I play on PS3).

[@marzellina9951]

I. Never. Steal. Items. If I need something I'll just ask!

[@marzellina9951]

Everything in this video is wrong about me.

[@tako5702]

xXStarFlyXx nice person...

[@iamslinky2627]

xXStarFlyXx. what the FUCK

[@froggyfields]

All of us have them REALLY WHAT THE HECK I HAVE NEVER DONE ANY OF THESE 😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡

[@5ubway]

Flag him lol

[@RAYMAGEDDON]

When I get too bored with my friends, I say brb and never come back until tomorrow

[@mr.stealyourgirl7412]

Never talk bad about my nigga harambe

[@donom2547]

YOUR PROFILE PIC AND NAME THO

[@Yipppie336]

Fuck him

[@Reaconteur]

Harambe is awesome

[@anthox2857]

+Captain mc derp you can see him on roller in azure mines

[@anthox2857]

roblox not roller

[@dylanchesnut]

GOLD IS THE WROST IN MINECRAFT (Starts a childitish fight)

[@TwoCool4Yo]

No it dam ain't GOLD IS THE BEST AKA. BUTTER AND I HATE PEOPLE THAT CALL IT GOLD WHEN IT IS ACTUALLY BUTTER I WILL KILL WHO EVERY SAYS GOLD NEXT!!!!!! XD

[@potatoman7407]

gold

[@BigDaddy-wm5vk]

Its the worst with durability but awesome with mining mines fastest with mining faster than diamond

[@dylanchesnut]

your right on that

[@dylanchesnut]

*gold pickaxe breaks on him AFTER a few mintues after crafting *starts to rage*

[@Cosmeowtic]

"I was making a nuclear reactor and it went off and caused a squirrel to jump up and bite my face off" omg 😂😂

[@failedconnect32]

"You have stolen from chest" I don't have any friends. D:

[@lukeag1043]

Srly What are friendz?

[@sherlockspoongical2471]

Friends are a communist invention!!

[@ShinySim99]

What are friends?

[@fennekinyt4754]

I have no friends either.

[@splashysbad]

no likes my comment

[@lincao123]

look50 likes

[@8bitbros-gamingandmore702]

And nobody should stop begging

[@Саша-о9л1в]

Yeh rlly STAHP BEGGING

[@CarrieUwU]

Wtf noob my pet rock is like 10000000 ponds so shut up im the beat here

[@komrade_8352]

Craftminer24 probably cause you’re bad at Minecraft

[@nflboy2682]

There was a huge world where my friends built a replica of 1 of the game of thrones kingdom the owner of this world went afk and left it on anybody could join I decided to join cover it in lava,fill it with TNT,and just completely destroyed their 5 months of work in about 2 hours

[@raichu707]

My house is bigger than yours.

[@MasterSplash]

Omg who cares

[@bruhmomento5539]

no my house is bigger

[@yogita6662]

But my house is the biggest XD

[@bruhmomento5539]

+YoggiStar Games no my house is way bigger then yours

[@Reaconteur]

SHUT UP YOU ACORN SOUP

[@JBJune]

Herobrine is real. -Don't- argue with me.

[@theplayer3918]

Omg you dumb piece of

[@JBJune]

T Royal Creeper Christian You're the dumb one.... YOU! ...?

[@catjohnson3975]

+Captain June bug youve totaly seen him. i trust eveything you say jo matter qhat. kinda like a liberal...

[@blastphamashd3588]

shut the fuck up

[@theplayer3918]

+Captain June bug XD jk

[@cobaliufloof4198]

I don't play Minecraft, but imagine taking every single item in your friend's chests and putting them in an ender chest.

[@FeddytheReal]

I'll never get a like on this comment

[@blaircambeul2696]

I've never done any of these i guess I'm just perfect idk...

[@reimarpb]

Zero Playz lol me too

[@jacoblockwood4034]

Zero Playz me to

[@tobysammut890]

Zero Playz spot the difference. super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super supper super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super

[@blaircambeul2696]

7th row 7th word you wrote supper instead of super

[@reimarpb]

Toby Sammut 24th row 3rd word

[@thediamondalexs7627]

Hi Buzz I like ur vids a lot so keep up that good work. P.S Ur vids are very funny too

[@funnelvisionlexi8755]

You will never take me alive you will never know my secret (starts to run away) 🖕🖕🖕haha

[@emeritusI]

FUNnel Vision Lexi your so fake

[@redcrosw]

FUNnel Vision Lexi tell me your secrets you bitch

[@halloimaparkourmaster3219]

FUNnel Vision Lexi WTF 🖕 🖕 🖕 💀

[@minecraftcow1704]

I killed a cat in minecraft but I spared a dog

[@OisinEmerald]

Cat Sans haha

[@MeeemezAreDank]

OMG YESSS DOGS

[@minecraftcow1704]

+Alex ODell (IAmTheKingKat) I'm a girl

[@minecraftcow1704]

Yes I do love cats and dogs the same

[@thefirstdragonbornmiraak7946]

Cat Sans u monster

[@Peace-vl9jj]

Fun Fact: Its not harambe. Its Hammurabi. Hammurabi was the king of Babylon and had Strict rules. If you were caught steeling then you would get your hand cut off. Babylon was an empire in Mesopotamia which is no called Iraq which is found in Europe.

[@supercatgames9977]

Lava_Kid - The Vlogging Channel! Wasn't that Nabucodonsor? (Dunno how its spelled)

[@yaskko5555]

This comment will get loads of likes for some reason

[@lizziemart003]

Yochi no it won't fool

[@paigerenee4173]

"I play basketball baseball football soccer," me: so what lol "AND I KNOW ALL ABOUT GUNS" me: *HOLY*

[@RadioArtz]

if I find full chests I never steal much if I do.. I only take stuff if I really need it. and if I leave something else there for example if I'm low I take some food but only a little. and but like some wood or iron or whatteverr back so yeah....

[@stuart5344]

My dirty secret: I ask people to let me see their inventory by giving me all their resources and I say “Okay thanks for the resources now go away”

[@laelrg]

Those bad connection jokes almost made me die of 😂

[@sterben2181]

I had a annoying person who would not stop stealin my stuff so I attached a hopper system that would sort out all his resources in my chests (so much iron but worth) For my annoying bluff here it is... I have gotten 22 Black belts and My base in mc has over 1000 Gapples and diamonds because base made with diamonds.

[@nambarum5400]

black belt and grapples😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😃😃

[@fennekinyt4754]

Gapples are Golden Apples

[@spoonleg4658]

Either i heard it wrong or I heard it right, but did you say you have a Minecraft server? I haven't been able to find a good server to play in forever and I just wanted to know that (if you do have a server) if I can join, I need something to do 😝😂

[@RAndrewNeal]

Great video xBuzzerman!

[@Tokyo_Pessi]

whats your server ip?

[@GambyEspion]

How could you ask that 0_0

[@Tokyo_Pessi]

TheRobloxianBoy1222 what's the problem?

[@thedragonkingomalleyarbite6857]

timothy lanfranco it isn't his server it's mineplex. Or hive

[@dawnhone2404]

Guess whos back, back again, shasdys back, tell a friend

[@shakedatass]

Great video, xBuzzerman!

[@demy-yx7311]

at 9:33 when he says you are gonna have to be a noob to die he fells into the lava by himself

[@Awsomethefirst]

9:37 jinxed yourself there XD

[@Fallen_Angel9078]

I remember back when my friend used to believe in herobrine and we were playing a survival world, and when they weren't online I built a small obsidian room and pretended it belonged to herobrine as I didn't believe in him in the time. Long story short; my friend believed it. Edit: Forgot to mention, a few months later, my friend who I tricked found out and we ended up getting a good laugh out of it.

[@tonypepperoni6266]

When I was a noob on Minecraft, I thought the Lava bucket was red paint, and then I used it on my nice little house.

[@Shadow_353]

1:don't believe anyone 2:don't trust anyone 3: don't team up period 4:don't talk a lot 5:don't say to much

[@diamondpixelators475]

I am literally a black belt in Taekwondo and I have never once heard of a UFC medal within the 5 years I have done Taekwondo. I think you got the wrong form of martial arts there.

[@LavenderSystem69]

Also, my dumbest death was getting blown up by 3 creepers simultaneously whilst trying to lure them from my house.

[@jovielaplante-triplett130]

buzz I totally went to school and said " I WATCHED XBUZZERMAN!!!!!!!!"

[@mayonnaise900]

My dirty secret: I am a get rich con, I help people build a house go uphill watch them once they have good items, they go out mining I steal the items and deconstruct the house and run

[@haileycarreon2113]

7:58 - 8:21 2nd favorite part 7:16 - 7:25 1st favorite part

[@darkopz501z2]

Now that you said Harambe, EVERY SINGLE comment is gonna be about it

[@gojirabeaver9105]

Mine is watching really creepy herobrine sighting videos from dark corners while playing minecraft alone

[@briannalucilfer7394]

My biggest secret was taking a diamond block from a chest. Seeing that the game was glitchy, I did the duplicate glitch and put the duplicated version in it. That player took the duplicate and it disappeared.

[@9dra]

my secret in minecraft is if i lose in a server i will get mad i accidently kill some one with a knockback stick

[@cookierain228]

My dirtiest minecraft secret is when my cousin desperately wanted to find emeralds in s cave. When he left the room I placed a bunch of emeralds and covered them with stone. So I pretended to mine and then i was like "oh emeralds!"

[@user-zi3vd8ub2o]

OH my god xbuzzerman how in the world could you say I have never died, the only time I time was when I was making a nuclear reactor and a squirrel came up and ate my face, but srsly I have never died.

[@contessa8138]

Buzz you watch the office! That's one of my favorite shows! Good stuff buzz

[@gnujeu]

Burning my MC house and dug a hole and placed sand over me in the hole to get away from my little cousin.

[@elfortnite8572]

I have done the chest one but in Tererria in its glory days joined the game took the best sword in the game Cnt remember what it's called tell me plz I forgot its green and then left the game

[@saltedbutter_8079]

TheGreninjaKid 75 Terra Blade

[@sparkierzuluplays8266]

When me and my friend were noobs 3 years ago he built like 4 single towers into the air then connected all of them and put beds on the top... When my friend went back to his house I got on the world and put lava on the towers and blew some things up. Then the next day on the bus he asked me about the world.. I said that skeletons and creepers came and blew everything up and put the lava there. I don't know if he believed me...

[@FaythMarie]

On a server, if someone is talking to me, I don't want to be rude and tell them to leave me alone, so I make up an excuse to leave the server or I pretend I crashed, and then go on a different server. I'm bad at parkour so sometimes, when I fall or something, I blame it on lag.

[@replacement2308]

Pffffffft. NooooooOooooo. I haven't EVER given a friend infinite blindness and then put them in a hole on my realms ever. Why would I do that?

[@replacement2308]

And I have NEVER been pushed off a cliff by a sheep and hated them and killed every one I have seen so far.

[@ErosZoe]

My dirties are pushing anyone off cliffs, especially when I play with my daughter, walking behind her as she mines and taking ore, and randomly killing people out of boredom :D

[@greentechno4322]

My dirty secret is watching Xbuzzerman

[@bellasthebaby870]

can anyone tell me how to create a multiplayer survival world. or tell me the ip adress to yours.

[@bradendietrich9129]

One time I was playing hardcore and I was down to 1/2 heart from poison (Witches, you know) and I was exploring in an extreme hills, I got pushed off a ledge by a cow, fell four blocks, and died... That was probably my dumbest death ever

[@henrycolvin6332]

my dirty secret is, watching xbuzzerman

[@AridaenNightcoreRock]

one of my dirty secrets in minecraft, my bf I trust him with everything but every time I'm playing with him if I put down my ender chest he's like oooo what's this and I break it before he takes or looks at something and its so mean for me to do and he doesn't ask about it I even hid a chest in the floor for him not to find

[@gimmesomar99]

Alright , Comment Wars... let's tango

[@jif9031]

dirtiest thing I ever did... steal from all the players near me and set traps at my house that sends them down a pit with hoppers at the bottom and line the pit with string to prevent them from "ender-pearling" out of there fall damage...and the best thing is they don't know I'm the server owner( it is a low class server,no games,[unless you make them], and survival mode only,[unless your an admin :) ])

[@togiisuperheavytank]

The weirdest way I died in minecraft is when I almost won a hunger games and I was teleported to a huge ring to fight the last other survivor then I walked into lava with diamond armour

[@supercatgames9977]

I've been playing Minecraft for over 4 years now and I recently died by a Silverfish...no joke.

[@777Purgatori]

My dirty secret is when I used to play with my cousin I always found diamonds and tell her and I would always turn invisible and fly to it and take at least 1 or 2 depending on how many their are and keep it and never tell her I have extra. Example: Their are 6 diamonds. I take 2 from the diamond. I tell her that their is 4 diamonds. And we split the 4 diamonds which means we both get 2. But in reality I have 5 and she has 2 0-0

[@skylo4255]

About last year, me and my friend created something called 'Kill Wars' where we literally just spam the /kill command XD

[@thewalnutgamer2348]

The most I've played minecraft was twelve pm to seven in the morning,sorry mom,please don't ground me

[@Veersss534]

It was summer and i played Minecraft PvP for 4 HOURS STRIGHT. [With breaks to go to the washroom]

[@zane7150]

My dirty secret is spying on xBuzzerman while he confesses his love for Albertsstuff... :0

[@joegabriele1999]

9:47 lol swirls eat peoples faces now?!?!?!? Grrrrr now it's the apocalypse.

[@lincao123]

Joe's Pros ha