Xenoblade Chronicles 2 - 100+ Post Battle Quotes

[@JbSprinkles]

Don't forget, if you want a Part 2, make sure to comment some combinations you know, or at least a link to somewhere where people talk about them. I'd like to include a good amount in Part 2 as well if possible

[@radiancedelta5194]

Jb Sprinkles I know there is one with Zeke and azami, where he complements her unique eye

[@JbSprinkles]

Already did lol kzbin.info/www/bejne/bna0fXytbsaboac Once the DLC blades are added I'll do the rest of them

[@JbSprinkles]

Fermín Javier Arro Álvarez haha no problem

[@timothyloayza6789]

Jb Sprinkles is there one between Sheba and Dagas?

[@JbSprinkles]

timothy loayza might be one in the second vid. I don't remember lol

[@RhythmGrizz]

"Does anyone else find Poppi's final form distracting?... No?... Just me?" "Poppi does not understand, but Poppi feels very cool in this form." *This game is gold*

[@Newbhope]

6:14

[@sdtrawick]

The "No? Just me?" Reminds me of Reyn's "Good thing I'm here. No? Anyone?"

[@acefreak9561]

Same energy as "who else thought of freeza with boobs"

[@BlueBolt5000]

@@acefreak9561 "Really? I'm the only one?" "Yes! (He must never know...)"

[@General_C]

Rex down bad tho?

[@PartyUther]

10:16 Why isn't anyone talking about this?! Shows Rex isn't as dense as we believe and wants to clear things up with Nia. And damn it I want to hear that conversation.

[@vaclavjebavy5118]

Me too.

[@skynet0912]

That conversation is the reason why i personally have the belief that the ending of the game is Rex, Pyra, Mythra and Nia, all living together happily in the new world they helped create... I can appreciate a game with a build in harem ending!

[@vaclavjebavy5118]

@@skynet0912 i think we pretty much gave up on the concept of monogamy by the time Mythra came around

[@PartyUther]

Václav Jebavý Doesn’t help that Lil Shota Salvager Rex turns into Master Driver ‘Steal Your Blade’ Rex by the end. As Addam said this boi is too greedy

[@vaclavjebavy5118]

@@PartyUther The virgin Addam vs. the Chad Rex

[@hernobleness]

3:55 I’m crying zeke left enough of an impression on Vandham to get burned before he even joined the party

[@alexanderharrison7421]

I mean I didn't play XC2 for years and basically all I knew was Zeke was a Party Member with Joseph Joestar levels of Asspull Tactics and Flamboyance

[@BlueBolt5000]

@@alexanderharrison7421 HOLY SHIT THIS IS THE BEST COMMENT I'VE HEARD THAT TRIES TO DESCRIBE ZEKE

[@FinalSmashGamer2]

12:38 : The best one.

[@brados25z6]

Final Smash Gamer is there one like that but with theory instead of Praxis

[@Alo-of1cd]

Final Smash Gamer yeah XD

[@lonelywolf5659]

Wait there's copyright in nevermind

[@ruff_crane]

Can we copystrike praxis?

[@tsyumamatsuthehavenofguard32]

Copyright

[@waterycrims]

14:34 Zeke's impression of Tora is amazing

[@magicdreemurr3771]

Makes me think of Reyn and Riki from the first Xenoblade.

[@cometcartoons8528]

15:41 Wulfric: "You and I are friends?" Rex: "You and me are friends!" :) Love it!!

[@Alan8tor]

Comet Cartoons Wulfric is the best cinnamon roll

[@darkrighteous64]

wulfric is baby

[@raikonzero]

6:15 Rex confirms Poppi's 3rd form is thicc

[@RhythmGrizz]

Did not require confirmation

[@teamgeno3459]

Fermín Javier Arro Álvarez you need to remember that they were designed off of pornographic images so.

[@spindash64]

Teamgeno I’m just imagining that Nordic gamer meme all of a sudden: “You design robot to fulfill sexual fantasies?” Soosoo: “Yes”

[@Hummingb1rd]

@@teamgeno3459 wait wtf

[@General_C]

@@Hummingb1rd Yep. Doubt there's any evidence out there to prove it, but I mean... Just LOOK at them!

[@Yuki_Kai]

I cannot stop enjoying what they say after battle, it really does feel like many personality were put in this game and character.

[@HeyHoHolly]

15:18 abuse, insults and colourful swearing are the finest traits a 2d anime waifu can possess.

[@General_C]

Was Gramps wrong though?

[@ThomatoSauce]

14:22 I can’t tell if Roc’s being sarcastic or not, and honestly, that’s what makes it funnier for me.

[@milanbeerepoot4260]

I like to think roc is sarcastic, but with a slight undertone of actual interest.

[@legendarydragon7097]

7:39 You just got to love that funny reference to such an iconic quote. 8:36 *-also gotta love zeke’s reference to shulk-*

[@jamesa.646]

What's that quote in reference to?

[@gran8831]

8:36

[@jdashow9037]

The first time i heard that cracked me up

[@legendarydragon7097]

James A. The first one is a reference to Sherlock and the second is of course a Shulk quote memed a bunch even by Nintendo.

[@General_C]

I believe that one only plays if Shulk's engaged, but I could very well be wrong.

[@StitchFunkoPop]

12:38 The Legendary Zeke-Praxis Conversation

[@zipzip070]

15:59 Ahh... Mythra

[@ThePsychicPineapple]

zipzip070 Eyes front, thunder-dweeb.

[@snolls105]

15:50 - oh snap! Best quote here.

[@loganthevillager9176]

Not to self: Never mention fried bird/chicken/turkey in front of Roc.

[@starberrysparkler]

"I'll keep you safe Pyra. Salvager's honor." "Thank you. That means a lot to me, Rex." Aww... That one is so sweet. It's probably my favorite one.

[@dantemustdie00]

Whoa, so Vandham had a kid who seems to had passed away. No wonder he bonded a lot with Rex and crew.

[@ruff_crane]

DMD00 it's all in the small talk that forms the greater connections between these characters. I love this game.

[@magicdreemurr3771]

He's the Father figure.

[@erdtroll7010]

Vandham best dad… *starts sobbing*

[@MaxWelton]

4:16

[@General_C]

SPOILERS FOR XB3 Flash forward 5 years and now he leaves behind a kid.

[@yoshimario40]

15:17 - "Nia I feel abuse, insults and colourful swearing are where your real talents lie" Good god gramps is savage.

[@noircore]

16:31 Ahh, the classic "Shion, I need to be cleaned" meme returns! Only with Tora taking Shion's place. And Poppi also needing cleaning. :P

[@veemon9009]

Vandham: That little shrimp reminds me of my boy... Vandham: (Crying) I'm alright.... Rex: *When did it get so late?*

[@Dara-up1pt]

LOL

[@ethanator6015]

12:10 Yeah, keep telling yourself that, Rex!

[@NeverSaySandwich1]

This is exactly why I love the Xenoblade games, the banter here is top notch. Memorable characters all around

[@ZdsZodyrus]

10:16 legit my favorite quote. A lovely reference to Nia confessing her love

[@LuisRPG8]

10:18 wait, is Rex acknowlegding what Nia said (and meant) on S. C. Elpys? y'know, THAT thing?

[@Sauraen]

Yep, that's definitely what he's talking about. Especially since this is the line for Rex with Nia in her Blade form, so this can only happen after that point in the game.

[@yadajoku]

I'm a bit pissed that it gets ignored even when he finally realized what it meant

[@loganthevillager9176]

Yep. that “thing” is something that will lead to a real harem.

[@Kyzoren]

14:05 the secret to acquiring True Strength...

[@nanisuryani657]

8:39 Shulk:"Dude that's my line"

[@oro6399]

1:20 Gorg: “b*tch, you really expressed yourself there”

[@TrinityCore60]

Now I can’t unhear that.

[@KairuHakubi]

Good audio quality too. So many of these I haven't heard, or haven't heard clearly. Thanks!

[@oro6399]

12:19 is incredible

[@shinypikagaming]

8:37 HE SAID THE THING!

[@MaxWelton]

4:16 the sweetest. Just the sweetest.

[@jomaq9233]

5:10 looks like Pyra might not have been the happiest about Rex becoming a “Chadosaurus”

[@lordchapelseed791]

She learned

[@lax5896]

Have played for 200+ hours and haven't seen half of these. They're great

[@ethansewall1699]

Xenoblade X reference = eating a nopon with fried chickenXenosaga reference = "My appearance is down by five percent, Shion. I need to be cleaned."

[@Supersteam09]

6:05 Shulk triggered!

[@spindash64]

Hyper Sonic 3:55 Zeke Triggered

[@eesedesesesrdtsuperjoshuab7907]

Oh my god ZEKE SAID THE THING HES REALLY FEELING IT

[@gran8831]

8:36

[@pixelwhatever]

vandham's,,, quotes,,,, :')

[@joeyrambo20]

augur Fun Fact: Xenoblade Chronicles 2 was originally called Pure Concentrated Depression with jokes here and there

[@rtg_onefourtwoeightfiveseven]

"Oh, that little shrimp reminds me of my boy. I'm all right... honest..." Well damn, now I'm not.

[@Zachattack10213]

Especially the ones about his late son... they made me miss Vandham even more...

[@davidreynolds4004]

“Poppi would tell you but then Poppi would have to kill you” made me laugh so hard

[@Dreamchime]

If I'm not wrong, each blade + driver have a unique voice line for when they get critically low on health too. Kora + Rex has a really funny voice line together.

[@JbSprinkles]

dayum thats a project for the future

[@InternetMonster1]

@@JbSprinkles Yes please, if you could do that someday it would be awesome.

[@JbSprinkles]

@@InternetMonster1 I'm just thinking of the best way to do it. Mainly because I don't know who has a quote with who so I'd need to try all 50+ blades on all drivers and then somehow get to low health lol

[@InternetMonster1]

@@JbSprinkles Possibly use the revival pod item and fight Tyrannotitan? At around half health he uses Ultra Annilation Flare and Murder Ray which both either instant kill or bring down to super low health, Dark blades and those with the Debuff Remover blade art such as Nia aren't affected by Murder Ray if you didn't already know. Also I'd honestly just compile information from what everyone else claims they have heard instead of figure it out yourself, it seems like it would take forever if you repeatedly tried with every blade. Thanks for everything you do by the way. These videos are tons of fun!

[@JbSprinkles]

No problem. These quote videos actually started from people giving me ideas. I just if I get enough input, I'll make a "battle quote" video where I include all different kinds of quotes from hp to blade switches

[@MineNAdventurer]

The Internet in a nutshell 12:39

[@krissjames7276]

This is so cool, a lot of these post-battle quotes are new to me and really great.

[@VoidMarshal11]

"Eyes front thunder dweeb. Go stare at pandoria instead." Love it!

[@somethingelse4948]

It's nice that Monolith put so much care into this series

[@seansean792]

5:30 did she just subtle say "cook torra?" Like not literally, but... Lin and tatsu? 15:55 lao... And tatsu...?

[@AtrociousAmbition]

"...but I may require skincare..."

[@magicdreemurr3771]

15:50 - 15:59 Best quote right here.

[@magicdreemurr3771]

@Goatres Poppi's Artificial. It doesn't work that way

[@mavis_draq]

This huge range of post battle dialogue is something I miss in 3

[@gregorywood7554]

Kinda glad Vandham's gone now, not because he's dead, but because he's with his son again.

[@darkdragonmedeus705]

T-elos: Merge with me! Kos-Mos: Request declined!

[@ChaosBlitzBeta]

3:05 This one honestly had me bust out laughing when I first heard it.

[@Dara-up1pt]

Best 3 person interaction

[@Alan8tor]

There was one between Rex and Azami . Also the shade that goes on around these people is pretty insane sometimes

[@TheSolarWolf]

They like the nicest bunch of friends one moment, but then utterly destroy each other with Architect-tier roast the next.

[@EverythingIsMacabre]

7:14 BE CARFOOL WITH WEPPIN

[@A_keo]

I've been waiting so long to hear these and I wasn't disappointed

[@NeviTheLettyFan]

My favorite one is using Zenobia on Zeke, it's funny to see her acknowledge her superiority over Pandy

[@theswagatron]

why have i not heard so many of these... 16:08 is pure gold

[@Pyrodragon3993]

A salute for Vandham

[@derpycats8072]

11:51 Pandoria dab

[@ItsNep]

Really wish Vandham was a permanent party member in NG+

[@angelsdevil4100]

There's one not in here between Wulfric and Herald, something along the lines of Wulfric hoping she finds a good reason to use her power and that they'll find it together. I came across it while farming core crystals. Really heartwarming

[@skynet0912]

Ahh yes, the game that lands the main character at least a 3 waifu harem by the end...

[@SympatheticLion]

I’ve been looking for something like this for sooooooo long. Thanks a lot! For a part 2, I know there’s an after battle quote between Nim and Adenine.

[@NoNameAtAll11]

There are also quotes for Malos and Jin while they're in the party in chapter 1.

[@Alan8tor]

Thanks for getting this together. I remember looking around for this a few days ago and I’m glad it’s up. I hope there’s a part 2 sometime

[@devilfacethedarklord]

Praxis hates Zeke lol

[@DisneysSimoncrossover1420]

They need try to get along if they hate about the eyepatch copier or theory hates zeke too???

[@bensell982]

@@DisneysSimoncrossover1420 Well I made Zeke the driver of both. Mostly because rex already had wulfric and perun while morag had vale. Figured he could use a lance. Then I saw him spemd the entire launch duration spinning the lance before using his smash art and regretted it.

[@adamkampen]

I've used Praxis with Shellhead since I got him basically yet I never heard that bit about the eye patch

[@LunarMelodia]

Nice Eryth Sea music in the background :')

[@deaththedude]

Hold up did this man say bitch 🤣🤣🤣🤣 1:20

[@weenald7287]

He said finch

[@frog_phone]

3:38 HES REALLY FEELING IT HOLY SHIT

[@lunalgaleo1991]

11:43 🤣

[@VioletStar27]

my favourite part of this nia: so tell me, what's your body made from? poppi: poppi could tell you, but then... poppi would have to kill you

[@Mercurius19]

Great video, and great choice of music.

[@brokenm8950]

Sweet, been looking for something like this. There is one quote I've heard once between Kos-mos & T-elos that I got after killing one of those T-rex monsters. T-elos mentions that Kos-mos should "become apart of her" to which Kos-mos replies "Access Denied". It's a direct reference to Xenosaga 3. Don't know what triggers it other than they have to be on separate drivers. There's also a couple quotes that Theory has with Nia. Edit: There's also one between Sheba and Dagas....Shouldn't be hard to trigger.

[@angeldude101]

[2:25] Nia calling a boy more ladylike than herself, though I don't think his regen powers match yours.

[@angeldude101]

Fermín Javier Arro Álvarez He's one of my favorite blades because he is. Best girl and best boy all in one.

[@Japancommercials4U2]

i believe there's one where KOS-MOS uses the term "badass"

[@JbSprinkles]

is it with any other blade or just a quote she uses alone?

[@Japancommercials4U2]

Jb Sprinkles I remember her and Sheba were out. I could have misheard, but I'll try again.

[@Japancommercials4U2]

Jb Sprinkles FOUND IT You have to fight a slightly tough enemy. Sheba calls KOS-MOS "ravishing", then KOS-MOS searches her database and responds with "badass".

[@JbSprinkles]

Gotcha. There are a lot of these it seems lol

[@wesnohathas1993]

It's always fun when I go up to one-shot a low level enemy and they spend the next minute talking.

[@REMfakeplastictrees]

“Dromarch you were kind of useful back there” Zeke is a savage lmao

[@yomamapkme]

10:16 It was at this moment rex knew, he fucked up. (Friendzoned)

[@lordchapelseed791]

And he reclaimed the game

[@derpycats8072]

There’s also one where Vandham asks Dromarch what he likes in a Driver

[@LFPman]

5:02 I guess Vandham was more influential on Rex than we thought. Rex sure shaped himself eventually

[@SoloJustus]

I just wanna see some of the Shulk and Fiora quotes

[@princeofhyrule2205]

Just how many quotes are there?! I'm sure there r hundreds more not even in this video. Absolute insanity!

[@JbSprinkles]

I agree!. These two videos alone totaled about 160 quotes!

[@Mittsume3]

Sometimes, I wonder if Floren was meant to be a tank blade. If He has aggro drawn away from him, he'll say, "Looking away? Too bad for you!" "Pay attention damn you!"

[@ronlaw29]

Thank you for doing this!

[@loganthevillager9176]

“That little shrimp reminds me of my boi….. I’m alright. Honest” *“When did it get so l8?”*

[@sully_betic]

I know that Dagas and Kora share a quote like with Zenobia and Herald

[@NintendoGamer789]

15:49 AHEE BOH

[@Fe_Mikey2015]

Eryth Sea Night Music

[@zephyrblackdividerssword5950]

Morag is a big onee-san

[@iamfat6164]

Floren: Morag mind i ask why you're staring? Morag: My apologies, i was simply fascinated by your appearance Morag, you're not helping your case here (reminder everyone in story think floren's a girl so ummm....)

[@RhythmGrizz]

This game is a great anime

[@quaerty6236]

2:02 mornENN

[@faygoshill2669]

Nia/Morag confirmed

[@raikonzero]

9:24-9:34 Rex/Morag confirmed

[@faygoshill2669]

Raikaiser Zero everyone wants a piece of the Flamebringer

[@raikonzero]

And all the girls want the Driver of the Aegis.

[@faygoshill2669]

Raikaiser Zero he loves them...and all you guys!

[@andrewt329]

Rex wasn't rejecting Nia or misunderstanding what she meant. He was admiting his intense romantic desire for all his friends.

[@famillesabot5719]

8:39 He say it. Shulk meme.

[@magu2372]

15:59 understandable

[@jackleveille9319]

Hearing all these quotes from Vandham makes me even more mad at Malos!

[@guguig9746]

Meanwhile in XC3

[@adamkampen]

I LIKE YOUR ATTITUDE

[@jamesa.646]

15:59 That was so mean lmfaooo

[@russellhuang8819]

Beware of poppy don't ask what she is made of!