Xenoblade Chronicles 2 - 100+ Post Battle Quotes

SPOILERS FOR THE WHOLE GAME
This took a lot of time to make, probably the longest of any Video I've done, this is the product of a weeks worth of work haha. This is NOT all the quotes. Just, a lot, like over hundred. So things like funny quotes, and the like are in here. Don't see your favorite? Comment it below and if there are enough this video might get a part 2.
These are post / end battle quotes
Xenoblade Chronicles 2 - 100+ Post Battle Quotes

[@JbSprinkles]

Don't forget, if you want a Part 2, make sure to comment some combinations you know, or at least a link to somewhere where people talk about them. I'd like to include a good amount in Part 2 as well if possible

[@radiancedelta5194]

Jb Sprinkles I know there is one with Zeke and azami, where he complements her unique eye

[@JbSprinkles]

Already did lol kzbin.info/www/bejne/bna0fXytbsaboac Once the DLC blades are added I'll do the rest of them

[@JbSprinkles]

Fermín Javier Arro Álvarez haha no problem

[@timothyloayza6789]

Jb Sprinkles is there one between Sheba and Dagas?

[@JbSprinkles]

timothy loayza might be one in the second vid. I don't remember lol

[@RhythmGrizz]

"Does anyone else find Poppi's final form distracting?... No?... Just me?" "Poppi does not understand, but Poppi feels very cool in this form." *This game is gold*

[@Newbhope]

6:14

[@sdtrawick]

The "No? Just me?" Reminds me of Reyn's "Good thing I'm here. No? Anyone?"

[@acefreak9561]

Same energy as "who else thought of freeza with boobs"

[@BlueBolt5000]

@@acefreak9561 "Really? I'm the only one?" "Yes! (He must never know...)"

[@General_C]

Rex down bad tho?

[@cometcartoons8528]

15:41 Wulfric: "You and I are friends?" Rex: "You and me are friends!" :) Love it!!

[@Alan8tor]

Comet Cartoons Wulfric is the best cinnamon roll

[@darkrighteous64]

wulfric is baby

[@hernobleness]

3:55 I’m crying zeke left enough of an impression on Vandham to get burned before he even joined the party

[@alexanderharrison7421]

I mean I didn't play XC2 for years and basically all I knew was Zeke was a Party Member with Joseph Joestar levels of Asspull Tactics and Flamboyance

[@BlueBolt5000]

@@alexanderharrison7421 HOLY SHIT THIS IS THE BEST COMMENT I'VE HEARD THAT TRIES TO DESCRIBE ZEKE

[@PartyUther]

10:16 Why isn't anyone talking about this?! Shows Rex isn't as dense as we believe and wants to clear things up with Nia. And damn it I want to hear that conversation.

[@vaclavjebavy5118]

Me too.

[@skynet0912]

That conversation is the reason why i personally have the belief that the ending of the game is Rex, Pyra, Mythra and Nia, all living together happily in the new world they helped create... I can appreciate a game with a build in harem ending!

[@vaclavjebavy5118]

@@skynet0912 i think we pretty much gave up on the concept of monogamy by the time Mythra came around

[@PartyUther]

Václav Jebavý Doesn’t help that Lil Shota Salvager Rex turns into Master Driver ‘Steal Your Blade’ Rex by the end. As Addam said this boi is too greedy

[@vaclavjebavy5118]

@@PartyUther The virgin Addam vs. the Chad Rex

[@waterycrims]

14:34 Zeke's impression of Tora is amazing

[@magicdreemurr3771]

Makes me think of Reyn and Riki from the first Xenoblade.

[@raikonzero]

6:15 Rex confirms Poppi's 3rd form is thicc

[@RhythmGrizz]

Did not require confirmation

[@teamgeno3459]

Fermín Javier Arro Álvarez you need to remember that they were designed off of pornographic images so.

[@spindash64]

Teamgeno I’m just imagining that Nordic gamer meme all of a sudden: “You design robot to fulfill sexual fantasies?” Soosoo: “Yes”

[@Hummingb1rd]

@@teamgeno3459 wait wtf

[@General_C]

@@Hummingb1rd Yep. Doubt there's any evidence out there to prove it, but I mean... Just LOOK at them!

[@FinalSmashGamer2]

12:38 : The best one.

[@brados25z6]

Final Smash Gamer is there one like that but with theory instead of Praxis

[@Alo-of1cd]

Final Smash Gamer yeah XD

[@lonelywolf5659]

Wait there's copyright in nevermind

[@ruff_crane]

Can we copystrike praxis?

[@tsyumamatsuthehavenofguard32]

Copyright

[@HeyHoHolly]

15:18 abuse, insults and colourful swearing are the finest traits a 2d anime waifu can possess.

[@General_C]

Was Gramps wrong though?

[@legendarydragon7097]

7:39 You just got to love that funny reference to such an iconic quote. 8:36 *-also gotta love zeke’s reference to shulk-*

[@jamesa.646]

What's that quote in reference to?

[@gran8831]

8:36

[@jdashow9037]

The first time i heard that cracked me up

[@legendarydragon7097]

James A. The first one is a reference to Sherlock and the second is of course a Shulk quote memed a bunch even by Nintendo.

[@General_C]

I believe that one only plays if Shulk's engaged, but I could very well be wrong.

[@Yuki_Kai]

I cannot stop enjoying what they say after battle, it really does feel like many personality were put in this game and character.

[@ThomatoSauce]

14:22 I can’t tell if Roc’s being sarcastic or not, and honestly, that’s what makes it funnier for me.

[@milanbeerepoot4260]

I like to think roc is sarcastic, but with a slight undertone of actual interest.

[@StitchFunkoPop]

12:38 The Legendary Zeke-Praxis Conversation

[@snolls105]

15:50 - oh snap! Best quote here.

[@loganthevillager9176]

Not to self: Never mention fried bird/chicken/turkey in front of Roc.

[@noircore]

16:31 Ahh, the classic "Shion, I need to be cleaned" meme returns! Only with Tora taking Shion's place. And Poppi also needing cleaning. :P

[@starberrysparkler]

"I'll keep you safe Pyra. Salvager's honor." "Thank you. That means a lot to me, Rex." Aww... That one is so sweet. It's probably my favorite one.

[@ZdsZodyrus]

10:16 legit my favorite quote. A lovely reference to Nia confessing her love

[@yoshimario40]

15:17 - "Nia I feel abuse, insults and colourful swearing are where your real talents lie" Good god gramps is savage.

[@veemon9009]

Vandham: That little shrimp reminds me of my boy... Vandham: (Crying) I'm alright.... Rex: *When did it get so late?*

[@Dara-up1pt]

LOL

[@NeverSaySandwich1]

This is exactly why I love the Xenoblade games, the banter here is top notch. Memorable characters all around

[@ethanator6015]

12:10 Yeah, keep telling yourself that, Rex!

[@KairuHakubi]

Good audio quality too. So many of these I haven't heard, or haven't heard clearly. Thanks!

[@zipzip070]

15:59 Ahh... Mythra

[@ThePsychicPineapple]

zipzip070 Eyes front, thunder-dweeb.

[@dantemustdie00]

Whoa, so Vandham had a kid who seems to had passed away. No wonder he bonded a lot with Rex and crew.

[@ruff_crane]

DMD00 it's all in the small talk that forms the greater connections between these characters. I love this game.

[@magicdreemurr3771]

He's the Father figure.

[@erdtroll7010]

Vandham best dad… *starts sobbing*

[@MaxWelton]

4:16

[@General_C]

SPOILERS FOR XB3 Flash forward 5 years and now he leaves behind a kid.

[@Kyzoren]

14:05 the secret to acquiring True Strength...

[@oro6399]

1:20 Gorg: “b*tch, you really expressed yourself there”

[@TrinityCore60]

Now I can’t unhear that.

[@LuisRPG8]

10:18 wait, is Rex acknowlegding what Nia said (and meant) on S. C. Elpys? y'know, THAT thing?

[@Sauraen]

Yep, that's definitely what he's talking about. Especially since this is the line for Rex with Nia in her Blade form, so this can only happen after that point in the game.

[@yadajoku]

I'm a bit pissed that it gets ignored even when he finally realized what it meant

[@loganthevillager9176]

Yep. that “thing” is something that will lead to a real harem.

[@nanisuryani657]

8:39 Shulk:"Dude that's my line"

[@MaxWelton]

4:16 the sweetest. Just the sweetest.

[@lax5896]

Have played for 200+ hours and haven't seen half of these. They're great

[@shinypikagaming]

8:37 HE SAID THE THING!

[@oro6399]

12:19 is incredible

[@ethansewall1699]

Xenoblade X reference = eating a nopon with fried chickenXenosaga reference = "My appearance is down by five percent, Shion. I need to be cleaned."

[@Dreamchime]

If I'm not wrong, each blade + driver have a unique voice line for when they get critically low on health too. Kora + Rex has a really funny voice line together.

[@JbSprinkles]

dayum thats a project for the future

[@InternetMonster1]

@@JbSprinkles Yes please, if you could do that someday it would be awesome.

[@JbSprinkles]

@@InternetMonster1 I'm just thinking of the best way to do it. Mainly because I don't know who has a quote with who so I'd need to try all 50+ blades on all drivers and then somehow get to low health lol

[@InternetMonster1]

@@JbSprinkles Possibly use the revival pod item and fight Tyrannotitan? At around half health he uses Ultra Annilation Flare and Murder Ray which both either instant kill or bring down to super low health, Dark blades and those with the Debuff Remover blade art such as Nia aren't affected by Murder Ray if you didn't already know. Also I'd honestly just compile information from what everyone else claims they have heard instead of figure it out yourself, it seems like it would take forever if you repeatedly tried with every blade. Thanks for everything you do by the way. These videos are tons of fun!

[@JbSprinkles]

No problem. These quote videos actually started from people giving me ideas. I just if I get enough input, I'll make a "battle quote" video where I include all different kinds of quotes from hp to blade switches

[@jomaq9233]

5:10 looks like Pyra might not have been the happiest about Rex becoming a “Chadosaurus”

[@lordchapelseed791]

She learned

[@krissjames7276]

This is so cool, a lot of these post-battle quotes are new to me and really great.

[@Caines6846]

“Poppi would tell you but then Poppi would have to kill you” made me laugh so hard

[@Supersteam09]

6:05 Shulk triggered!

[@spindash64]

Hyper Sonic 3:55 Zeke Triggered

[@eesedesesesrdtsuperjoshuab7907]

Oh my god ZEKE SAID THE THING HES REALLY FEELING IT

[@gran8831]

8:36

[@A_keo]

I've been waiting so long to hear these and I wasn't disappointed

[@MineNAdventurer]

The Internet in a nutshell 12:39

[@pixelwhatever]

vandham's,,, quotes,,,, :')

[@joeyrambo20]

augur Fun Fact: Xenoblade Chronicles 2 was originally called Pure Concentrated Depression with jokes here and there

[@rtg_onefourtwoeightfiveseven]

"Oh, that little shrimp reminds me of my boy. I'm all right... honest..." Well damn, now I'm not.

[@Zachattack10213]

Especially the ones about his late son... they made me miss Vandham even more...

[@VoidMarshal11]

"Eyes front thunder dweeb. Go stare at pandoria instead." Love it!

[@AtrociousAmbition]

"...but I may require skincare..."

[@somethingelse4948]

It's nice that Monolith put so much care into this series

[@darkdragonmedeus705]

T-elos: Merge with me! Kos-Mos: Request declined!

[@gregorywood7554]

Kinda glad Vandham's gone now, not because he's dead, but because he's with his son again.

[@magicdreemurr3771]

15:50 - 15:59 Best quote right here.

[@magicdreemurr3771]

@Goatres Poppi's Artificial. It doesn't work that way

[@mavis_draq]

This huge range of post battle dialogue is something I miss in 3

[@ChaosBlitzBeta]

3:05 This one honestly had me bust out laughing when I first heard it.

[@Dara-up1pt]

Best 3 person interaction

[@Alan8tor]

Thanks for getting this together. I remember looking around for this a few days ago and I’m glad it’s up. I hope there’s a part 2 sometime

[@TheSolarWolf]

They like the nicest bunch of friends one moment, but then utterly destroy each other with Architect-tier roast the next.

[@SympatheticLion]

I’ve been looking for something like this for sooooooo long. Thanks a lot! For a part 2, I know there’s an after battle quote between Nim and Adenine.

[@Alan8tor]

There was one between Rex and Azami . Also the shade that goes on around these people is pretty insane sometimes

[@NeviTheLettyFan]

My favorite one is using Zenobia on Zeke, it's funny to see her acknowledge her superiority over Pandy

[@skynet0912]

Ahh yes, the game that lands the main character at least a 3 waifu harem by the end...

[@derpycats8072]

11:51 Pandoria dab

[@theswagatron]

why have i not heard so many of these... 16:08 is pure gold

[@angelsdevil4100]

There's one not in here between Wulfric and Herald, something along the lines of Wulfric hoping she finds a good reason to use her power and that they'll find it together. I came across it while farming core crystals. Really heartwarming

[@seansean792]

5:30 did she just subtle say "cook torra?" Like not literally, but... Lin and tatsu? 15:55 lao... And tatsu...?

[@EverythingIsMacabre]

7:14 BE CARFOOL WITH WEPPIN

[@Pyrodragon3993]

A salute for Vandham

[@ItsNep]

Really wish Vandham was a permanent party member in NG+

[@devilfacethedarklord]

Praxis hates Zeke lol

[@DisneysSimoncrossover1420]

They need try to get along if they hate about the eyepatch copier or theory hates zeke too???

[@bensell982]

@@DisneysSimoncrossover1420 Well I made Zeke the driver of both. Mostly because rex already had wulfric and perun while morag had vale. Figured he could use a lance. Then I saw him spemd the entire launch duration spinning the lance before using his smash art and regretted it.

[@REMfakeplastictrees]

“Dromarch you were kind of useful back there” Zeke is a savage lmao

[@LunarMelodia]

Nice Eryth Sea music in the background :')

[@Mercurius19]

Great video, and great choice of music.

[@Japancommercials4U2]

i believe there's one where KOS-MOS uses the term "badass"

[@JbSprinkles]

is it with any other blade or just a quote she uses alone?

[@Japancommercials4U2]

Jb Sprinkles I remember her and Sheba were out. I could have misheard, but I'll try again.

[@Japancommercials4U2]

Jb Sprinkles FOUND IT You have to fight a slightly tough enemy. Sheba calls KOS-MOS "ravishing", then KOS-MOS searches her database and responds with "badass".

[@JbSprinkles]

Gotcha. There are a lot of these it seems lol

[@NoNameAtAll11]

There are also quotes for Malos and Jin while they're in the party in chapter 1.

[@wesnohathas1993]

It's always fun when I go up to one-shot a low level enemy and they spend the next minute talking.

[@Mittsume3]

Sometimes, I wonder if Floren was meant to be a tank blade. If He has aggro drawn away from him, he'll say, "Looking away? Too bad for you!" "Pay attention damn you!"

[@angeldude101]

[2:25] Nia calling a boy more ladylike than herself, though I don't think his regen powers match yours.

[@angeldude101]

Fermín Javier Arro Álvarez He's one of my favorite blades because he is. Best girl and best boy all in one.

[@frog_phone]

3:38 HES REALLY FEELING IT HOLY SHIT

[@VioletStar27]

my favourite part of this nia: so tell me, what's your body made from? poppi: poppi could tell you, but then... poppi would have to kill you

[@brokenm8950]

Sweet, been looking for something like this. There is one quote I've heard once between Kos-mos & T-elos that I got after killing one of those T-rex monsters. T-elos mentions that Kos-mos should "become apart of her" to which Kos-mos replies "Access Denied". It's a direct reference to Xenosaga 3. Don't know what triggers it other than they have to be on separate drivers. There's also a couple quotes that Theory has with Nia. Edit: There's also one between Sheba and Dagas....Shouldn't be hard to trigger.

[@lunalgaleo1991]

11:43 🤣

[@LFPman]

5:02 I guess Vandham was more influential on Rex than we thought. Rex sure shaped himself eventually

[@yomamapkme]

10:16 It was at this moment rex knew, he fucked up. (Friendzoned)

[@lordchapelseed791]

And he reclaimed the game

[@deaththedude]

Hold up did this man say bitch 🤣🤣🤣🤣 1:20

[@weenald7287]

He said finch

[@loganthevillager9176]

“That little shrimp reminds me of my boi….. I’m alright. Honest” *“When did it get so l8?”*

[@derpycats8072]

There’s also one where Vandham asks Dromarch what he likes in a Driver

[@adamkampen]

I've used Praxis with Shellhead since I got him basically yet I never heard that bit about the eye patch

[@princeofhyrule2205]

Just how many quotes are there?! I'm sure there r hundreds more not even in this video. Absolute insanity!

[@JbSprinkles]

I agree!. These two videos alone totaled about 160 quotes!

[@ronlaw29]

Thank you for doing this!

[@zephyrblackdividerssword5950]

Morag is a big onee-san

[@SoloJustus]

I just wanna see some of the Shulk and Fiora quotes

[@faygoshill2669]

Nia/Morag confirmed

[@raikonzero]

9:24-9:34 Rex/Morag confirmed

[@faygoshill2669]

Raikaiser Zero everyone wants a piece of the Flamebringer

[@raikonzero]

And all the girls want the Driver of the Aegis.

[@faygoshill2669]

Raikaiser Zero he loves them...and all you guys!

[@andrewt329]

Rex wasn't rejecting Nia or misunderstanding what she meant. He was admiting his intense romantic desire for all his friends.

[@iamfat6164]

Floren: Morag mind i ask why you're staring? Morag: My apologies, i was simply fascinated by your appearance Morag, you're not helping your case here (reminder everyone in story think floren's a girl so ummm....)

[@NintendoGamer789]

15:49 AHEE BOH

[@guguig9746]

Meanwhile in XC3

[@sully_betic]

I know that Dagas and Kora share a quote like with Zenobia and Herald

[@quaerty6236]

2:02 mornENN

[@Fe_Mikey2015]

Eryth Sea Night Music

[@lunalgaleo1991]

11:21

[@the-pezinator]

13:50 you cut out his response and there are a few lines played twice, but I'm most annoyed about the cut one, please fix?

[@JbSprinkles]

Unfortunately I haven't touched the game in two years and had no updates since then that's unlikely

[@yuriski1]

Are there other people that have played the game in both english and japanese dub? Because to me it seems like, in the later, there are post-battle quotes after every battle, while in the former there sometimes aren't. Is this just a bug? Are they frequencies changed? Or are there dialogues in japanese that were cut from the english dub?

[@konjiki8203]

Yeah, there are some that were cut, like Godfrey and Perceval.

[@jackleveille9319]

Hearing all these quotes from Vandham makes me even more mad at Malos!

[@PCReloaded]

Thanks

[@magu2372]

15:59 understandable

[@RhythmGrizz]

This game is a great anime